JjjllylllJ' VOL. III. NO. 19. PITTSBOliO', CHATHAM CO., N. C, JANUARY 20, 1881. E. A. LOHDOH, Jr., Editor M Mlister. Winter. fkere'i glory in the ci earning blast, A beauty in the treated tree; A wyrtery iu th lake that's glassed With ice. and awe upon the sea; Enchantment on the lar-ofl hills, A mueic iu the snow flake gale, Beneath the ice, the ringing rills, Sing many a song, tell many a tale I always knew I scarce know why But knew that superhuman power Was in tbe snowdrift 'ueath the sky, As well as in the little flower, knew it when first I saw the snow Lie like a shroud upon the earth; When 1 .olt the gentle south winds bio And newborn roeeB sprang to birth. And I have learned to love the time When nature wears its lrosty crown; The sleighbells with their merry chime, O'er hills and valleys, up and down. 1 like to hear the schoolboy's shout. The sparkle ol the lass' eye ; And mark their lootstepe on the route That leads btyond tbe winter's sky. i GREAT, TALL FELLOW. I bad known my sister-in-law Adeline Eliza in a desultory way ever since my fourteenth birthday June 15, 1972 when I was brought home from boarding-school to be present at her marriage to my eldest brother; but never until that dreadful Fourth of July, 1877, had I had the slightest idea of her extra ordinary capability and endurance as a story-teller. Nor do I suppose T should ever have known of them our ways in life lying far apart had not Adeline Eliza's annual visit to New York hap pened at the very time I had my first serious quarrel with Gabriel Huviiand. That occurred the evening before the above-mentioned anniversary of the declaration of American independence, ard was about dear me! the? silliest thing. Looking back, it seems almost impossible to believe that we could have been so extremely foolish as to quarrel as we actually did But Til tell you all about it, and you can judge for your self. Gabriel had been reading aloud from some English paper or other the Baiurday Review, if I remember aright an article entitled " Mothcrs-in-Law,v' and as he laid down the paper he said: " I fully agree with the writer that the jokes many of them very stupid ones at the expense of mothers-in-law have been carried quite far enough, and I also agree with her" " Or him, I suggested. "or him, that there are lots of plendid women among them, but at the same time I must conless that I'd prefer a home without a mother-in-law ." Now I had been an orphan ever since I was five years of age, and what pos sessed me to feel so angry at Gabriel's remark I cannot imagine; but angry I was, and with flushed cheeks and flash ing eyes I raised my head from his shoulder of course we were engaged and asked, indignantly, " Do you mean to eay you would not have liked my mother?" "Nothing of the sort.' said he, with a emile. "1 know I should have liked her. She must have lieen charming, to have had so charming a daughter." But I refused to return his smile, and with head very erect, went on: "But you would not have shared your home with her?" "No, darling, frankly, I would not." " Thcn'I would never have lived with you if you refused to allow my mother to be one of the household," cried I. "Ah, your affection for ine must be dec p indeed," said he, with provoking coolness. "But in spite of our touch icg declaration, my dear, I still repeat, no niotbT-in law in ruy house. I've seen Uo much of that arrangement in my own family A man m.iy be a good fel low, sad Ins wife's mother may be a good fellow, while apart, but bring them together under the same roof, and m ninety-nine rases out of a hundred fire nd eunpDder would be amiable com Vini jds in com parison." "Other lamilies might be better tempereJ than yourV said I, with an attempt at sarcasm. " Mine might be." "No mother-in-law, my love," was Gabriel's sole reply. " Then no Caroline Frower," said I, in a perfect rae. "And what's more, you needn't wait any loLger. I won't ko to your sister's. So there, now !" "Very well" (why do people say " Very well " when they mean quite the contrary?). And at last, really pro voked, my lover seized his hat, and was gone in a flash. Did you ever hear of a sillier quar rel, taking into consideration, as I said before, that I bad no mother, and, as I didn't say before, Gabriel was also motherless? The bells were ringing merrily when I awoke the next morning (I had shut out tbe moon, and cried myself to sleep the night before), and when I drew up my shade the sunshine came in as glo-. riously bright as though Gabriel and I bad not quarreled. But its brightness ould not make me forget that we had. 1 was thinking of it all .the time 1 was dressing, and wondering what I was to do with myself all the long, hot, noisy day. It had been arranged a month before that Gabriel and I should spend the fourth with his only sister, who lived in a charming ce untry house in a pretty Uc-anecticut village, and Gabriel had called to escort me thither on the morn ng of the third, when, unfortunately, Laving a little time to spare, he regaled me with "the article on " Motbers-in-w That read in, as I have already narrated, resulted in my staying at home. "I suppose," I said, bitterly, to myself, "that Gabriel has gone, and that that Price girl, with eyebrows like interrogation points, will be hovering about him all day, as she always does;" and I gave my wrapper, such a pull that two cf the buttons came o", when Ade line Eliza came in. "Why, Car'line," said she every body else called me ..Carrie " ain't you gone?" "No," replied I, shortly, resisting an inclination to make some sarcastic re mark oa that most obvi jus fact. "Why not P" "Beewise I didn't want to" pet tishly and ungrammatically. "Had a tiff with GabeP" (Every body else called him Gabriel.) And then seeing I would not answer, she continued, good-naturedly to do her justice, she was the soul of good nature " Well, don't stay mopin' here. Take a c up of coffee, put on your things, and come with Gus and me. My folks are all K-i'oin' to meet at Hillside and have a good old- fashioned picnic. You know grandfather and mother and heaps of my relations live there. Hurry up and come along." And I hurried up and went along, for, as I quickly reasoned, spending the day with daisy-dotted fields, fine old trees, green hills, and an old-fashioned picnic would be much better than being nearly driven crazy by cannons, fire works, smoke and boys. Hillside looked cool and inviting as we stopped at the depot, but my heart sank within me as I st p ed from the train. I seemed to be so far from Ga briel, and the thought that the Price girl was no doubt so near afforded me anything but consolation. And now while we are walking single file along the narrow aidewaik.shadedby round old apple trees, I'll go back a lit tle in my story to tell you that a week before this Fourth of July a burglar had been caught in grandmamma's house. Adeline Eliza caught him, but unfortunately had been obliged to let him go before assistance had arrived. Since the eventful night I had heard her tell how she " woke up, about twelve o'clock" Gus being away "feeiin'as though somethin was goin to happen, and there stood a great, tall fellow, with big black whiskers, at the burer;" and how she " sprung for him, and hung around his neck till he.begun to choke, screamin' 'Murder!' all the time;" and how he "got away, and jumped out of the back winder on to the grape arbor, just as the policeman came in the door;" and how " he had a pistol, and if he could have got it out of his pocket, he would 'a shot me" (before that dreadful day was over I almost wished he had) so many times that I was as a wearied as " Mariana in the moated erange." Ami -vhen I heard Adeline Eliza begin, to a r elation who had met us at the station, and in whose footsteps bhe followed, "A great, tall fellow," I groaned in spirit. Not that I had any idea how that burglar would pursue me all day. If I La4 had, I should have silently turned and fled, and taken the next train back to the citv. After a quarter of an hour's walk we arrived at the house of the particular aunt who was to be our particular host ess, and found her and her whole family awaiting us on the ample porch, while betore the gate stood a large and comfortable-looking carry-all. Into this, after numberless hearty welcomes, we were helped, and in a few moments were upon tbe grounds selected for the pic nic. Pleasant, grass-covered, undulat ing, tree-shaded grounds, with a little brook runnintr along at the back of them, glittering, splashing, and chattering in a most delightful manner. Beneath a gnnd old hickory which partly overhung this brook I sat me down, and Adeline Eliza and several of her brothers, and a few 'of her sisters, and two or three of her cousins, and her aunt, and her bright-eyed old mother, grouped themselves before me. " Isn't this lovely?" exclaimed one ol the cousins. " Beautiful!" said Adeline Eliza. "But I must tell you about the burglar; never came so near being killed in all my life." gently swung my feet over the bank on which I was sitting. "I went to sleep th. it night awful tired " I dropped almost into the brook below "but some thin' made me wake up "I stole away on tip-toe "and there stood a great, tall fellow " reaching my ears as I descended into a Lilliputian valley with my spark ing li ttle companion. I walked with the happy brook a mile or more, and then turned back as the dinner-horn sounded. And such a din ner! or, more properly speaking, such a breakfast, lunch and dinner all mingled into one huge meal, as met my aston ished vision when I again joined the party! Giant loaves of home-made bread; biscuits, buns, crackers; pork and beans together; beans without the pork; pork without the beans; chickens roasted, broiled, and in salads; beef boiled and baked; peas, corn, and more beans skill fully combined, or in separate dishes; young beets, cucumbers, lettuces ; cakes a legion of cakes ; pies a host of pies ; berries bushels of berries; coffee, tea, and lemonade gallons of them all! If ever table did groan beneath the weight offere d , those tables should have groaned with a groan more appalling than ever was heard from the ghost of Hamlet's father. Never saw I so bountiful a re past before, and, truth to tell, it was a welcome sight, for, notwithstanding my srief at being separated from my Gabriel. youth and country air asserted them- ' selves, and I was decidedly hungry. "Set right down here, Car'line," called my sister-in-law, the moment I came in sight, pointing to a vacant seat on htr right. I obeyed, unfolded my napkin, took a cup of coffee somebody handed me, said, " Yes, thank you," to an offer of roast chken, when Adeline Eliza, with her mouth full of succotash, turning to her neighbor on the left, re sumed the story which my arrival ap parently had interrupted for a moment: "A great, tall fellow with big " I jumped up hastily. There was an un occupied chair at the children's table. I'll help take care of the little ones," said I, and fled once more. Dinner lasted about two hours, and shortly after a stalwart, brown-faced young farmer bashfully proposed a swing, or a ' scup," as he called it. 1 eagerly accepted his invitation. Any thing, anything, I thought, to cet away from those " big black whiskers," and keep Gabriel and that forward Price girl out of my mind. Besides which, I was very fond of swinging. So in a few moments I was merrily flying up among the tree-tops, and in another few mo ments a shrill, too well known voice followed me. I glanced down. Adeline Eliza stood beneath an adjacent tree, talking to her deal old grandfather. 44 No, no, I didn't say black sisters," she screamed; "black whiskers big black whiskers." And thereafter, no matter how high I soared, that wretched story soared with me." " I gave him a choke," yelled Adeline Eliza. "No, no, not 'joke.' It wasn't no joke, but a real burglar." "Let the cat die," murmured I to my farmer friend, and before it was fairly dead I sprang from the pw'ne. nnd ore cipitately ioined a noisy party who were playing "Follow my leader" with shouts of laughter that could have cer tainly been heard a mile away. Supper. Another heavily-loaded table, and people eating as though they had had no dinner. Adeline Eliza sat opposite tome. An elder sister, who had just arrived on the scene of action her car riage having broken down and tumbled herself and children into the dust five miles up the road, from whence they had all trudged, while "pa" went to look lor a blacksmith took her place at my side. " I declare, when that wagon went to pieces," said she, " I was almost scared to death." " Scared to death !" repeated my sister-in-law, with an accent of scorn. " Guess it you'd 'a waked up and seen a burglar in your room, as I did t'other night" ' No !" exclaimed her sister. "No 'no' about it," replied Adeline Eliza, gulping down her ice-cream in such a hurry that her nose turned blue, and I shivered. "A great, tall fel low" I started to my feet, plumped an open eyed, open-mouthed urchin into my place, handed him my cake and ice cream, and rushed out into the old fashioned garden. Even there my evil spirit seemed to pursue me, and I fancied the crickets chirped over and over again, " A great, tall fellow," and the treetoads and katydids joined in with "Big black whiskers, big black whiskers." "Oh, Gabriel! Gabriel!" said I, "if you but knew what I have suffered, you wouldn't even speak to that Price girl, let alone play croquet with her, as I suppose you have been doing all after noon!" And I wandered about among the sleeping flowers until the crickets and tree-toads and katydids had resumed their usual son;, and then I returned to the house, hoping to find the old arm chair that stood at one end of the porch without an occupant. It was. All the party, as I saw when I peeped through the white muslin window-curtains, were assembled in the long, low-cei1 inged pallor. Adeline Eliza sat in the center of the room, one of her children asleep in her lap. "And I woke up," 9le was saying, "and there stood" Where, oh, where shall I fly?" ex claimed I, in nervous agony: and in my agitation and the darkness, missing the porch steps, I stumbled, and fell into the arms of Gabriel, my Gabriel. " Who are you flying from, dear?" he asked, as ho gave me a kiss. " A great, tall fellow" began I. He put me away from him sternly. While I have been at home alone all day." he said, "thinking of you, and at last, unable to endure your absence any longer, have followed you here, you, it seems, have been flirting" - " No, no, Gabriel," I almost shouted ; "you are mistaken ever so much mis taken. Ycu can't imagine you never could imagine what this day has been made to me by what's its name? ' it eration,' as somebody says in Henry the Fourth. Poe's raven, with its funereal Nevermore,' must have been bliss in comparison. Only listen." - And he list ened, laughing heartily one moment, and sympathizing with me the next. "You poor little martyr," he said, when I had finished . " But it's all over now, and we'll never quarrel again. Had you fifty mothers, they should all be welcome to the shelter of my humble roof." " Oh no, you are too good, dearest," cried I, not to be outdone in generositv " We'd take care of them nicely just around the corner." When, the party breaking up, Gabriel helped me into the carry-all. "Why, Gabe," exclaimed Adeline Eliza, "is that you? You'll have to sleep in the barn.1 And then, t looking down into the earnest face of a young nenhew who sat at her f et, she said : " Let me see. Where was IP Oh yes. A great, tall fellow" But what cared I? The spell was broken. I never heard another word of the story, although I believe she told it again to the very end, for my heart was singing loudly, " Gabriel is ere! Gabriel is here!" Harper Weekly. Russia in Christmas Time When the leaves fall the Russian winter sets in at once, imprisoning the serf3 in their cabins for seven dreary months. This is their period of domes tic life. Home has to be made the most of. Deep canon-like cuts lead fron house to house, and there are3requent gatherings of young and old. When Christmas comes the father of marriageable children arrange with their neighbors, and the girls are all taken to one house with their parents. A Christmas tree is set up on the table, where brandy is dealt out to each comer with piroge a meat biscuit. Then the marriageable girls are placed in a row on a long bench, each one vailed. The young men, who have ben kept in an adjacent room, are let in one by one by the master of the house. With throbbing heart each girl awaits he entrance of the youth to whom she has already given her heart. Will he be sure to recognize her in her disguise? We do not know whether the heart of the true lover is preternaturally keen, or whether in these cases there is some preconcerted signal, but it rarely hap pens that when a young man bows low before a maiden she does not raise a vail to meet his glance with blushing locks of love. Yet it sometime occurs that a blunder ing dolt hits upon a girl whom he does not love, or who eyes him with scorn The unfortunate fellow is then the but, of ridicule from all sides, and can escape only by a considerable present in the way of damages. When the couples have all been satis factorily told off, each bride and groom proceed to their parents' cabin, where they enter vailed. The oldest of the family then exchanges rings between them three times, a holy picture is given to them to kiss, they embrace one an other, and are recognized as betrothed. As the Russian government always gives a young married couple farmland and wood for a house the marriage fol lows soon after the engagement. On the wedding day the friends of the bride dress her up, taking off her maiden at tire to invest her with that of a married woman, on which they lead her to her groom. The wedding always ends in copious libations of brandy. The next day the parents enter the honse of the new-married couple to wish them happiness, and oner them bread and salt. Titus peace and happiness enter the new home the best of Christ mas gifts. An Appeal io nonor. Several weeks since a prisoner was re ceived at the Detroit house of correc tion who seemed determined to have his own way at every cost. In twenty-four hours he was in disgrace for obstreper ous conduct, and he was no sooner out of one sera pe than he got himself into another. He was locked up, tied up and punished in diflerent ways, and the other lay when he committed soma new breach of discipline the deputy called him into the oifice in despair and be gan: "John, how long have you been here?" "Two months. " How many times have you been punished?" " About a dozen times, I guess." " And still you are lazy and impudent and quarrelsome?" It isn't for me to dispute you, sir.' "I've been thinking over your case," continued the deputy, " and I have con eluded to put you in charge of the smallpox hospital. You are too lazy to catch the disease, and too mean to let anybody else have what you can't. Get your traps together." " S:iy, deputy," replied the man, as his eyes began to bulge, " this is the trst time since I've been here that you have appealed directly to my honor. When I was. ordered and commanded and compelled, I felt aggravated and obstinate. Now that you appeal directly to my sense of honor and duty, I shall cheerfully obey. I think I can paint more chairs than any three men in the shop." "You do?" I do, sir, and I'll prove it." He was given a chance, and he hasn't given occasion for reprimands since. Free Press. Mr. A. Broson Alcott says that his daughter Louisa, author of "Little Women," was a bright child ana got most of her education 'at home. She kept diaries and filled them with short stories. With her three sisters she es tablished a theater in the garret, and wrote "no admittance" over the door. Soon the neighbors heard of her theatri cal performances, and wishing to see them, the little actors had recourse to the barn, which they fitted up with plat form and scenery. Love was the rule in the Alcott family, and the office of ser vant was unknown. In order to learn what it was to be a servant she entered the household of a former senator and was put at all kinds of drudgery. A young theological student boarded in the family. Shortly after her time as a servant had expired he asked her to black his boots. Her reply was that while studying divinity he should have learned humanity. Her literary career was commenced with writing stories for magazines and papers. FOB THE FAIR SEX. Finger Rings. The practice of wearing ring3 has been very prevalent in different countries and at different periods. Rings have been used to decorate the legs, fingers, toes and nose, which last fashion was very prevalent among Israelitish women. The form of the ring symbolizes eternity and constancy. In the Saxon period, and even after the Norman conquest, 800 years ago, a ring around the neck was the recognized badge of personal serfdom. The Egyptians wore finger rings, the signet being an emblem of authority. Too dark-eyed Jewess, in the days of ths prophets, delighted to adorn her slender fingers with glitter ing rings set with rubies, emeralds and chrysolites. The GreekB used finger rings in connection with marriage rites. There are some specimens on which are brief inscriptions. A Greek ring has engraved on it. "Faith immortal," There are Roman nuptial rings in the cabinets of the curious, on which are engraved, in rude Latin letters, " Love me," "I love you," "Happy life," etc. Among the ruins of Pompeii was found a cold ring, picked ui in Diomed's house, on which was cut the device of a man and woman joining hands. This is supposed to have been a wedding ring. Th custom of inscribing short sentences, called "Posies," on wedding rings is noticed by Chaucer, Shakes peare and other dramatists. The Grimel ring as a marriage ring was at one time in great favor. It was a double or triple ring, formed of two or three links turned upon a pivot. At the betrothal the par ties concerned broke the ring asunder, each retaining a link to serve as a re minder of the engagement until they ratified it at the altar, when the parts were reunited, and served for the mar riage ring. This ring is mentioned in the "Beggar's Bush," by Beaumont and Fletcher. It is undeniable that finger rings look remarkably well upon a lady's delicate and well-formed pretty little hand or hands. They become them, and what a neat way they have for ex hibiting the rings there, that is suffi cient. Troy Times. Faablon notes Some of the short petticoats worn with little sacks for morning dress are quilted. Link sleeve-buttons do not sell as well as the single buttons, in spite of .the favor of fashion. The gowns with plain straight trains and fronts opening over trimmed aprons are iu high favor. Puffs of colored satin are inserted into the outer seam of black dress sleeves when they are worn in the evening. Collars for the outer garments worn by small children are pointed on the right shoulder and fastened on the left by a steel clasp. Alsatian bows for the hair are simply shirred to form their loops instead ol being held together by a band of ribbon. Veils of red guaze are much vgornin Paris, although they injure the eyesight and make the face look as if painted It is a mistake for a young lady who wishes to appear slender to wear a very large cord about her waist, and a fat woman should content herself with a vest. Webbing or stockinet, of silk, and 'in all the new colors, is sold by the yard for corsages and sleeves. Cardinal, old gold and heliotrope satin line many of the most elaborately jet embroidered dolmans. Dresses continue to be narrow. Wide sleeves, gathered at the top, are much worn, and new combinations are com bined with old ones. Some of the most elegant ball dresses for the winter are of black tulle, em broidered with gold, amber and irides cent beads, and have a most dazzling effect. ne wasned oa Sunday. He only whispered it to a lady friend who sat beside him in church, but it cost considerable trouble. ' There comes Mr. Proud's wife. Do you know she washes on San day ? I've seen her do it," is what he said. " Heavens! Can it be possible?" ejac ulated the lady. " Yes, but please don't say anything about it." She didn't. In exactly seven days by the clock everybody in church knew it. It came to the ears of Mr. Proud, and he set about tracing the story to its origin, Mrs. Proud was being snubbed by near ly everybody in the congregation . Even the minister forgot to take off his hat when he passed her in the street. There was some talk of dropping Mrs. Proud's name from the roll of church membership. Mr. Proud became furious. He went around tows with a pistol in his pocket. He finally found the lady who had started the report, and asked her who her informant was. She referred him to the gentleman who had mentioned it to her in church. Mr. Proud jammed his hat over his eyes and sought the miscreant. " Did you say that my wife washed on Sunday P" asked Mr. Proud, with mur der in his eye. "Certainly," responded the man, without budging a muscle. " I want you to take it back." " I can't. It's a fact, and 1 dont see anything to get mad about. I wouldn't let a wife of mine-come to church with out washing. Would your' Tableau. TIMELY TOPICS The marvelous accomplishments ol lectric telegraphy at the present day ire seen in the louowms schedule of imes and places, as "given in a French paper of recent date: A telegraphic jispatch sent from Paris will reach Alexandria, Egypt, in five hours, Ber lin in one hour thirty minutes, Bade in yne hour and fifteen minutes, Bucharest live hours, Constantinople in five hours, Copenhagen in four hours, Cuba in ten hours, Edinburg in two hours and thirty minutes, Dublin in three hours, Frankfort -on-theMain in one hour twenty minutes, Geneva in one hour fifteen minutes, Hong Kong in twelve hours, Hamburg in one hour thirty minutes, Jerusalem in six hours, Liverpool in two hours, London in one hour fifteen minutes, Madrid in two hours thirty minutes, Manchester in two hours and thirtv minutes. New York in four hours. New Orleans in eight hours, Rio Janeiro in eight hours, Rome in one hour thirty minutes, San Fan Cisco in eleven hours, St. Petersburg in three hours, Saigon in eleven hours, Southampton in three hours, Sydney, Australia, in fifteen hours, Valparaiso in twelve hours, Vienna in one hour forty-five minutes, Washington in six hours, Yokohama in fourteen hours, and Zanzibar in seven hours. In Mr. Gladstone's household, at Hawarden, was an old woman servant who had a son inclined to go wrong. The mother remonstrated and advised her boy, but all to no purpose; he seemed determined on a headlong course to ruin. At last the mother, in her des peration, caught the idea that if she could persuade the premier to take him in hand, perhaps the prodigal might be reclaimed. 44 Screwing her courage to the striking point" for what will a mother not do for her child? she ap proached her master, and, in trembling tones, preferred her request. Mr. Glad stone responded at once,and though the affairs of the greatest kingdom in the world pressed heavily upon him, with genuine simplicity of character he had the lad sent to his study, when he spoke finder mwords of advice and remon strance, and eventually knelt down and prayed a higher power to help in the work of redemption. This kindly action was effectual, and the lad became a re formed character. The recent earthquake at Agram, Austria, was almost as terrible as simi lar convulsions in South America. The damage to private buildings in that city alone amounts, according to the best estimate, to upward oi 4,000,000 of florins. Among the minor inconven iences consequent upon the disaster, the total suspension of lighting by gas was severely felt. But the inhabitants were not simply deprived of light by night, but even of fire by day. The chimneys of most dwelling-houses fell down, and though the cold was very severe the citizens did not venture to light their fires as usual. Tbe loss and damage in works of art and antiquities in the city very great. A most extraordinary natural phenomenon was observed at a spot about nine kilometers from Agram. There a number of fountains of hot water burst out from the earth. These geysers, which resembled the well- known hot springs in Iceland, were, however, only temporary. It was also noticed that all the rivers and streams within a certain radius of Agram sud denly rose more than a yard above their previous and usual level. Alexander Graham Bell, of telephone fame, is a tall and well-proportioned man, with black hair and beard, shining black eyes, a genial smile, and very gentle and courtly manners. His wife an exceedingly pretty woman war a Miss Hubbard, and although she is what is called a deaf-mute, she both talks and understands her interlocutor as well as those who have always heard and spoken. Her mother, acutely dis tressed by the indifference between her child's future and that of more fortunate children, bent her whole energies to the task of discovering methods of commu nication by the use and observation of muscles of the lips and throat, and was lately instrumental in developing and perfecting the system by which the ed ucated deaf now talk themselves and understand what others say. His Diamond Pin. A fashionable young man, belonging to one of the first families of Galveston, was seen on the street yesterday with out his magnificent diamond pin, and a friend asked him : " Why, Gus, wha", has become oi your big diamond pin soaked it, eh ?" " No, I've just lost it." " Why don't you advertise for itP You ought to offer five hundred dollars re ward to the honest finder." " 1 don't want it found. I am scared to death for fear somebody will find it." " Why so P" exclaimed the friend in amazement. " People would find out then that it U one of those thirty-five cent diamond pins you buy at a hardware store. Keep lUlCb HUVUIi 111 UUU1 A lw UUUVMUV. Galveston News. King Louis, of Bavaria, has summoned Richard Wagner to Munich to consult with him about the theater which is to be a part of the new royal residence upon an island in the lake of Herren- chiem. This palace is to cost $10,000, 000. Attached to the theater will be spacious and comfortable lodgings for all the artists who will be annually engaged to perform before the king. Only such guests will be invited as in King Louis opinion are competent to appreciate Wagnerian music ITERS OF INTEREST. Lo' diet Indian gruel. Afghans are generally worsted. A name for a female base-ball club we have read of The 1'enii-nine. All reports to the contrary, the ioa crop for 1881 has not yet been damaged by frost. A Michigander sneezed from his noser the other day a minie ball that entered his eye years since, during the civil war. Next. An exchange says: "Threshing eason is over" in the very teeth of the fact that the schools have just opened for the year. The man who bet he could jump across the Mississippi River in three jumps has postponed his attempt until mid-winter. Quite right A correspondent, who owns a valuable horse, objects to turning him into a pasture for fear he should graze his knees. A queer old gentleman being asked what he wished for dinner, replied: "An appetite, good company, something to eat and a napkin." A Boston, musical critic lately re marked of a professional'? organ playing that he not only could Handle Baoh, but actually Beet-hoven. A North Carolina woman stabbed the man who attempted to hug her. This proves that all women are not enthusi astically in favor of a free press. An old lady in New Scotland, hearing somebody say that the mails were irreg ular, said: "It was just so in my young days no trusting any of 'em." A poor young man remarks that the only advice he gets from capitalists is to "live within his income," whereas the difficulty experienced is to live without an income. Mrs. Harriet Cooper, colored, aged 115 years, and weighing 400 pounds, died at Cheltenham, one of the suburbs of St. Louis, recently. Her husband, who is still living, is 101 years old. She was the mother of twenty-five children, the youngest being 62. One of Hartford's popular dry goods merchants was asked the other day how he spent his evenings. His reply was, "At night I store my mind, and during the day I mind my store." He was alive at last accounts. "I can't go to the party to -night," said Jones; "the truth is my shirt is in the wash." "Shirt in the wash !" shrieked Smith. "Why, man alive, have you but one shirt? jne snirtr exciaimea Jones in his turn; '.'you wouldn't want a man to have a million shirts, would you?" Sword-Wearing in Japan. In Japan, the sword, until a recent date, has been considered a badge of the aristocracy. The etiquette which regulated the wearing of the long and short sword was expressed in a number of minute rules. Since the contact of the Japanese with Europeans and Americans these weapons are not so generally worn, and the rules have fallen into disuse. But the following narrative shows what was their character: The most trivial breach of these minute observances was often the cause of murderous brawls and dreadful re prisals. To touch another's weapon, or to come into collision with the sheath, was a dire offense, and to enter a friend's house without leaving the sword outside was a breach of friend ship. Those whose position justified the ac companiraent of an attendant invariably left the sword in his charge at the en trance, or, if alone, it was usually laid down at the entrance. If removed inside it was invariably done by the host's servants, and then not touched by the bare hand, but with a silk napkin kept for the purpose. The sword was placed upon a sword- rack in the place of honor near the guest and treated with all the politeness due to an honored visitor who would resent a discourtesy. To exhibit a naked weapon was a gross insult, unless when a gentleman wished to show his friends his collec tion. To express a wish to see a sword was not usual, unless when a blade of great value was in question, when a request to be shown it would be a compliment the happy possessor appreciated. The sword would then be handed with the bacK toward the guest, the owner and the hilt to the left, the guest wrapping the hilt either in the little silk napkin always carried by gentle men in their pocketbooks, or in a sheet of clean paper. The weapon was drawn from the scabbard and admired inch by inch, but not to the full length unless the owner pressed his guest to do so, when, with much apology, the sword was entirely drawn and held away from the other persons present. After being admired it would, if ap parently necessary, be carefully wiped with a special cloth, sheathed and re turned to the owner as before. The short sword was retained in tbe girdle, but at a long visit both host and guest laid it aside.