)
N Such Van
the minister hit 'em every time,
And when he spoke of fashion,
And riggiu' out in bows and things,
As woman's rulin' passion,
And eomin' to church to see the styles,
I couldn't help a winkin'
And nadjgin' my wile, and says I, "That's
yon,"
And I gueas It sot her to thinkia'.
Jostthen the minister says, says he,
14 And now I've come to the fellers,
Who've lost this shower by nsin' their riendf
As a sort o' moral nmbrellers.
Go home," said he, "and find your faults,
Instead ot hnntin' your brother's ;
Go home," said he, " and wear the coats
You tried to fit lor others."
My wile she nudged, and Brown he winked,
And there was lots o' sraiR
And lots o' lookin' at our pew
It sot my blood a bilin'
Says I to mysell, our minister
Is gettin' a little bitter;
I'll tell him, when meetin's out that
Ain't at all that kind oi a ciitter.
UBS, GARDEN AND HOUSEHOLD.
ltectpes.
Cookies. A cupful of sugar, two
eggs, butter the size ol a hen's egg, a
tablespoonful each of water and vine
gar, half a teaspoonful of soda and of
salt, ft our to roll out. Bake quickly.
Doughnuts. One and a half pints
milk; one pint bowl sugar heaped ; one
half pint butter and lard mixed, or all
butter; three ejgs; one-half teaspoon
soda; wine glass brandy; one cake
compressed yeast; when light put in
eggs and soda and let them stand over
night.
Boiled Fish. Put your fish into cold
water properly salted, and with a tea
spoonful of vinegar in it. Boil gently,
and when done drain before the fire and
serve with a sauce of drawn butter (but
ter, flour, water, salt and pepper) with
some hard-boiled eggs cut up in it.
Pancakes. A cupful of nice mo
lasses, a little less than that amount of
sweet milk with half a teaspoonful of
soda dissolved in it, one egg well
beaten, half a teaspoonful of cream of
tarter sifted in flour enough to make a
stiff batter. Spiced as you please. Dip
out with a small spoon and fry in hot
lard.
Plum Pudding. One cup of milk,
one cup of molasses, one cup of suet,
chopped; one cup of raisins, one cup of
currants, one teaspoonful each of soda,
salt, cloves, cinnamon, and nutmeg;
flour enough to make as stiff as fruit
cake; boil three hours. It may be
boiled in a small tin pail covered tight
and set in a pot of boiling water, the
water to be aided from the tea-kettle
as it boils away.
Don't Break np Onad Pasture.
It is well known to dealers in dairy
products that the best butter and cheese
are produced in sections wbere a large
portion of the land is natural pasture,
the natural or wild grasses producing
much richer and better flavored milk.
In sections of country where there are )
few natural pastures, and the pastures
are broken up and re-seeded evary few
yoars, or when the stock has the run of
swamps and swale3, ths dairy products
are inferior. The experiment has beea
tried satisfactorily of devoting certain
portions of the farm to grazing and in
suring its continued fertility by an occa
sional application of fertilizers. The re
mainder of the farm can be subjected to
as thorough a rotation as desired, but
give the cows the benefit of permanent
pastures for grazing. When this is dose
a greater variety of grasses can be intro
duced, insuring not only a higher quality
of product, but under these circum
stances milch cows will not be compelled
to sabsist upon weeds at the risk of
injuring the products. Even our best
farmers are too apt to break up old
uastures, for the purpose of securing the
excellent crop of corn which the thick
turf always insures. CW try Qentle.nan.
Pulverisation of the Soil.
Agricultural soil is that portion of th
crust of the earth which is wrought
upon by the skill of the husbandman,
and consists of matter from which is de
veloped suitable plant food to build up
a perfect vegetable organism. This de
velopment is carried steadily forward by
climatic influences and other of nature's
processes, all of which may be accele
rated by plowing, harrowing, and va
rious operations usually practiced by the
intelligent farmer.
Complete pulverization of the soil ad
mits air, moisture, and the genial
warmth of the summer's sun. It al
lows tender roots to extend them
selves in search of food, with an equal
pressure upon every part, and is essen
tial to the growth and perfect maturity
of all cultivated crops. It increases the
capillary powers of the soil, and drought
or excessive moisture, which would
have been injurious, becomes beneficial
to the crop. It also lessens exposure of
the growing crop to insect depredations,
diseases and accidents. In a word, it is
a very important matter in the produc
tion of maximum crop3or the full de
velopment of the natural qualities of the
soil. A rraclical Farmer.
The Garden on the Farm
President McGregor of the Oxford
Farmers club, as reported in the Farm
and Fireside, of Ohio, says that we run
too much to the great staples, and the
average farmer has a contempt for eggs,
butter, honey, etc.; he looks upon them
its small, peddling business. The truck
patch will pay in dollars md more in
health. All the interests of the farm
depend on health, and the road to
health often runs through the truck
patch. At a dish of red raspberries and
cream the farmer forgets his weariness.
Apiarists tell us that the egg which
under ordinary rearing produces tlw
working bee, if put in a superior cell
and fed on the royal jelly, makes a
queen. So the diet and surroundings c f
our children have much to do with their
characters. Many children have been
injured by ginger snaps and painted
candy, but by extract of white clover
and ripe fruits, never. Many luxuries
ere beyond the reach of farmers, but
strawberries they can have, and these
he believes to be a means of grace. lie
doubts not that hog-and-hominy has
often been the means of back-sliding.
Health ninta.
Some people are disfigured, and are
commonly considered to be uaclean
by the appearance ot much dandruff.
Take an ounce of flour of sulphur,
added to a quart of soft water. Shake
thoroughly. In twenty-four hours
pour off the liquid, washing the head
every other day until relieved.
Onions are considered by Laws of Life
one of the very best of vegetables,
Properly cooked and eaten with care
they are excellent in their sedative
effect oftentimes upon nervous people
sometimes when eaten raw they wil
promote sleep when other things fail
Undoubtedly the chief nutritious
clement which they contain is sul
phur, and this is one of the
most important chemical constit
uents of the body. By ail means eat
onions freely if they are not disagree
able.
Sick headache is periodical, comes on
at regular intervals, and is the signal of
distress which the stomach puts out to
inform us that there is an over alkaline
condition of its fluids ; that it needs a
natural acid to restore the battery to its
normal working condition. When the
first symptoms of headache appear, take
a tablespoonful of lemon juice clear,
fifteen minutes before each meal, and
the same dose at bedtime. Follow this
up until all symptoms are passed, tak
ing no other remedies, and you will soon
be able to go free from this unwelcome
nuisance. Many will object to this be
cause the remedy is simple ; but I have
made many cures in this way.
Forgot His French.
At one of Mile. Bernhardt receptions
in this city, says the Boston Journal, a
young Bostonian found the way open to
an introduction, which he had eagerly
desired. In order not to appear too pro
vincial he called on a friend, slightly
versed in French, to acquire informa
tion regarding the deportment usual on
such an occasion. "Well." said his
friend, " when you are introduced you
will bow and smile, and withdraw. If
you see fit you can say, ' Mademoiselle,
ai rhonneur de vous saiue." " Yes,
that's it I want to say something. It
would be so stupid to walk up, take a
look and back out without saying a
word." "It would please the lady to
hear herself addressed in her native
tongue." " Splendid," added the pupil,
but what does the lingo mean that
you mention P That you are glad to
see her in Boston, and salute her in the
name of the people. "Splendid," re
joined tne novice, "you just write it
down and I'll commit it to memory,
For the rest of the day the studious
yonng man might have been seen in the
horse cars and at his place of bufinesi
scanning with great care a bit of paper
which he took out of his vest pocket
and put back into his vest pocket some
two hundred times in the course of six
hours. He became letter perfect, and
as he passed the statue of Franklin on
his way home he smiled, and exclaimed,
' Benjar jn. jay l'honnor de voo salue.?
He likeJl the sound of his own salutation
so well that almost involuntary he ejacu
lated, Park street Church, jay l'hon
nor de voo salue," and as he looked up
at the State House he bowed and whis
pered, "Gilded dome, jay l'honnor de
vous salue." As he left his aged moth
er and . spinster sister after dinner to
perfect his toilet he addressed his rela
tives with "Good evening, jay l'honnor
de vous salue."
That the immediate members of his
own family felt that something was
wrong with their relative was apparent
from the fact that as he left the house he
was watched by them till he was out of
sight. But it was in crossing the Public
Garden that young Bosk n went through
his grand dress rehearsal. He looked at
the Ether monument in the distance,
and at once imagined that it was the
Bernhardt. He approached gracefully,
took off his hat, and in mellifluous tones
exclaimed: "Mile. Bernhardt, jay
l'honnor de vous salue." He was so
well satisfied that he concluded that
nothing more could be done in the way
of preparation, and he walked boldly to
the encounter congratulating himself
that Boggs would die of envy when he
heard of this graceful little speech, and
already in imagination he was basking
in the smile of the great actress.
It was some time after the reception
had commenced that he took the arm of
his frien i who was to honor him with
aa introduction. As he approached the
actress, sculptor and painter he felt a
weakness in his knees. The room ap
peared to be turning round while the
phrase which he had imprinted on his
memory became a mass of words with
out meaning. He heard his name pro
Lounced as if it were some other fellow
who was being introduced, and he felt
that this other fellow made a bow and
said: "Manvselie." He knew the other
fellow broke down. He heard the
voice mentally but the words were un
uttered. He retired, seized his coat and
in the cool air of that winter evening he
wended his way home. As heoassed
the statue of Washington on horseback
he looked up and remarked: "George.
I have a ade an ass of myself." In the
dim moonlight of a leaden sky he
thought he saw the horse whisk its tail
and from the brazen lips of the great
captain came forth in thunder ttnes:
J'ai Tnonneur devous salue."
Dog, Bee and Pitcher.
A bee flew into a pitcher that stood
on a doorstep of a house in Boston. A
dog, coming along, saw the bee, and his
head went down into the pitcher after
the insect. The bee made it lively for
the dog, and he could not now withdraw
his bead, and the circus began in earnest.
The dog howled fearfully and began to
plunge wildly about, and then started
on a mad run don the street. The dog,
being completely blindfolded by the
pitcher, cculd not guide himself, but got
under the feet of a stout man, and both
took a roll in the gutter, and the shouts
of the man, who did not attempt to dis
guise his annoyance, were as loud as the
yells of the dog. A policeman, coming
np, broke up the pitcher and the show
at the same time.
Tb6reare two peaceful powers - jus
tice and fitness.
FOB THE FAIR SEX
Fashion Notes.
Feather trimmings are again very
popular.
Kerchiefs are made of net rather than
of mull for winter wear.
Some of the new Jersey polonaises are
laced down the back.
Plaid must be waning in favor. It
is made up crosswise for skirts.
ine uuaxer cress, tasnioned m
America, is now adopted in Paris.
The size of tournures is decidedly less
exaggerated than the fashion prophets
made them early in the autumn.
Gowns of black silk and brocade are
almost invariably brightened either
with jet or with cashmere beads.
very iasmonabie walking suits are
made of shepherds' plaid, in the colors,
combined with a plain'dark color.
Cloth jackets matching the costume,
or of cream-colored material, are very
stylishly trimmed with plush, which is
used for hood, collar, cuffs and muff.
The richest and most effective hoods
are of black velvet or silk, densely cov
ered with sparkling jet ornaments and
appliques, and finished at the point of
the hood in the back with handsome jet
cords and pendants.
Fleece-lined pique, which is so prized
by mothers who dress their children in
white all winter, comes in better quali
ties this season than ever before. The
Marseilles fabric is stouter, and the
back has a warm, heavy fleece like Can
ton flannel. The figures are in flower
and leaf brocades, instead of diamonds
and honeycombs, and the goods are also
suitable and pretty for children's cloaks
as well as for dresses. Very little trim
ming is needed with these suits.
Walking dresses ot clotb are very
fashionable. Very stylish and elegantly
fitting polonaises are also made of this
material, and draped over underskirts
of plush or velvet. Many of the new
overdresses are untrimmed; some are
trimmed with extra wide bands of fur
or plush. A few of the earlier importa
tions of costumes of cloth were heavily
trimmed, but there seems to be a reac
tion setting in, and plain unadorned
slightly looped dresses are considered
the most distinguished looking.
The " Claudia" is a name given to a
hi 'h stylish bonnet for young faces. It
is modeled somewhat like a Greek cap,
with high shirred enmn and a fall of
rich lace over the hair, and strings to tie
under the chin. A very pretty capote is
made of pale blue plush, trimmed with
cream-colored lace, and cream-white
ostrich tips. Another style, very simple
and becoming, resembles the hats .worn
by the French cuirassiers, and is called
the " Zelda." The Gypsy hat for girls
is like a modified " poke " bonnet, and
is tied down at the sides in the way the
seaside hats were worn in the sum
mer. Fa&litons iu Cilovea.
There has been but one innovation
made in the standard fashions for
gloves, and that is the introduction of
lace insertions in ladies' gloves. Two
or three rows of half-inch wide lace are
placed between a similar width of ths
kid at the wrist. For street and evening
wear, especially when short or elbow
sleeves are worn, the lace top is the
favi rite. It is an ordinary glove of any
number of buttons, with a lace pattern
perforated in the kid for an inch or two
at the edge, making a much more artis
tic finish than the ordinary plain band
The glove with an insertion of lace ex
tending the length of the wrist is also
one of the most popular gloves worn.
he favorite shades for evening are
flesh, cream, ecru and mastic tints. The
namber of buttons varies with the taste
of the wearer, six to eight being worn
on most occasions. For the street black
is very popular. In colors either a
match for the co3tume or a contrasting
color is used, old gold, mastic and wood
browns being the favorites. Undressed
kids are extensively worn for mourn
ing. Street gloves have from tour to six
buttons generally. As the weather grows
colder dogskin gloves of a fine quality
are preferred by many to those of kid,
as they are heavier and warmer. They
are made with two, three and four but
tons, and cost $1.75. Kid lined with
lamb's wool, with fur tops, is made in
gloves and mittens for winter wear.
They are made in all dark colors, and
cost $1.50 a pair. Lined gloves, with
wide gauntlets oi seal and beaver for
driving, are also used for the street, and
are $2.50. The castor gloves may be
had in grays, chamois and light brown.
For children lined dogskin and kid and
cashmere gloves are made in the same
colors as those for older persons. New
York Herald.
The Cost of War.
According to recent calculations, the
Franco-German war and the Commune
cost the French treasury 14,63S,C98,814
francs about $2,900,000,000. The sum
of human capital destroyed has been
calculated as follows by Colonel Pier
ron: German army killed, 18,673;
died of wounds, 11,516; died from sick
ness, 12,301 ; disappeared, 4,000; wound
ed who survived, 127,867. Frenca
trmy killed in the war, 116,925; died
in captivity, 17,240; died in Switzerland,
1,701; died in Belgium, 124; wounded
by the enemy's fire, 143,066. In the
Economiste Francais, Mr. de Foville
shows that these figures are below the
mark, and estimates the number of
Frenchmen who fell between June, 1870,
and July, 1871, at 150,000, and at 100,000
those who survived.
Lines to Julia."
The old-fashioned albums in which
one writes a sentiment, or "Lines to
Julia," have been revived, and the
young man of the period has our sympa
thy. He will be asked to write some
thing in one of these albums, and he will
take it home and ruin hia constitution
and almost relapse into a brain fever in
his search through old files of papers
and magazines for a few verses appro
priate. At the end of a couple ot months
he may find some lines suitable by sub
stituting the name of Fanny for Mary,
and then he will return the book with
the remark, that, " Here's a little piece I
composed the night you gave me the al
bum, and I always forgot to return it."
He neglects to tell her that he tore three
leaves out of the book before his task
was completed.-2fom4fo!P fferald.
TIMELY TOPICS.
The Rev. Charles F. Penney, of
Maine, the leading prohibition State of
tl.e Union, has compiled statistics show
ing that in forty years there have been
5 356 patients received at the State in
sane asylum, one -third of whom were
suffering from the effects of habitual in
toxication. In fourteen years, he says
the police of Augusta, the city of hi
residence, have made 4,098 arrests
seven-eighths for drunkenness. During
the same time $94,C00 has been ex
pended for the poor and destitute.
It irevident from the statement which
President Diaz makes in his annual
message that the Mexican republic has
awakened thoroughly to the impor
tance of connecting the chief towns by
railroads. He says tint he has given
ten States authority to build railroads,
and he speaks ot ten lines which are
being constructed. These include the
inter-colonial railroad at Tehuantepec
the line from Guaymas to our frontier,
and the two great trunk railroads which
are to establish communication between
the Mexican capital and the American
system, with two branches to the Pa
cific. Such evidences of progress are
significant in a country whichxa few
years ago could boast only of the Eng
lish-built line from Vera Cruz to the
capital.
It is surprising how quickly the vege
tation of many countries settled by
Europeans has been modified. A German
writer,describing the flora of Chili south
of the Valdivia river, states that the
scenery between the Rio Buna and its
winding affluents reminds him very
strongly of home. In the park-like
prairies, associated with deciduous
beeches, are numerous scattered apple
trees, originally introduced from Europe.
The apple tree has spread from Valdivia
to Osorno, and even crossed the Andes
into Northwestern Patagonia, and spread
thence eastward. Indeed, it has become
so widely distributed and so general,
that the Indians from the distant regions
of the Argentine rivers, Rio Negro and
Rio Colorado, are called manzaneros or
apple Indians.
There are frequent references in Shak-
speare and contemporary writinta to
sea coal fires;" the term "sea coal"
being applied to the soft coal brought
Dy sea to iondon from Newcastle. Earlv
in the thirteenth century its use was
prohibited in London on account of its
unhealthlulness; but the prohibition
was not long observed, and it soon
became the only fuel. Combined with
the thick and constant fogs which now
bang over or in wrap the city, the smoke
and soot i3 increasing the death rate
every year, and has even caused some
fear of a catastrophe which shall end in
Euftucating the whole citv. and the
calamity of Pompeii in a different form
be repeated. One of the remedies pro
posed is the importation of anthracite
from America, so that the old term of
sea coal" may come into use again.
A Japanese laborer lives in a house of
no more than four rooms: one for eat
ing, sleeping and sittine, one for cook
ing, one for bathing, and one to spare.
He never wears boots, nor brings mud
into the house. He and his family sit
on the floor when they cat. and take
their meals at a low table. The floor of
their dining and sitting room is covered
with clean soft mats, upon which at
night cotton comforters are spread to
sleep under. Such a house can be built
and furnished for S100. end thoni?h
cheap and small, is comfortable. The
bsth, found in almost all laborers1
houses, is in daily use.
Meissonier, the celebrated French
painter, whose marked characteristics
have heretofore been such extreme mi
nuteness of detail and delicacy of linish
as to make a microscope sometimes de
sirable in examining his work, has re
cently signed a contract to paint two
pictures, each about t eaty-six by six
teen in size. One is to illustrate the
idea of Peace, the other that of War,
and he is to receive for the two the
enormous price of 1: 500,000 francs, or
nearly $300,000. The contract was
made with a company of Belgian
speculators, who propose to organize
a joint stock company to be
styled the "Societe Meissonier," with
shares at $100 each, the purpose of
which will be to exhibit the paintings,
and also, we presume, to sell engravings
or other reproductions of the m. Whether
the distinguished artist can maintain in
works ot this scale the reputation he
won in the smaller field he cultivated so
well, remains to be seen. The time in
which the pictures are to be finished is
named at two years, which, at the price
stipulated, will be pretty liberally paid
for, whether the work is worthily done
or not, and whether the company makes
or losses by its ventura
The negroes of Baltimore claim that
their children are treated with no con
sideration in the public schools, and
that to educate them properly, private
tuition must be procured. They lately
asked the Board of Education to hire
colored teachers in at least one of the
public schools, and several candidates
for the positions passed a competitive
examination successfully; but the re
quest has been denied.
To those suffering with diptheria:
Take common red onions, cut them np,
pound to pulp, and bind on the out
side of the throat, renewing as often as
the pulp becomes dry.
Although we bare heard persons remark,
It is worth its wefght in gold,' still Dr. Boll's
Cough Syrup is to be had at all drug stores for
the email price of 25 oente a bottle.
Russia has ordered that no foreign
coal be imported, which means an an
nual loss to English ships for freight oi
$5,000,000.
A SiBffle Stone
From a running brook slew the giant Goliath,
and millions of noble men since that Use have
aed from a staple atone in the bladder, which
Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Core would
bate dissolved and carried away.
numraoTJs.
Best place for the blind The sea
side.
It is natural to avoid a clock when it
is about to strike one.
The beehive is the poorest thing in
the world to fall back on.
No matter how old a crowbar may be,
it remains as pry as ever.
At this season the most popular letter
is the flan L. Syracuse Times.
The New Orleans Picayune thinks
that a man, like a razor, is made keen
by being frequently strapped.
"Do fish singP" asks an exchange.
Certainly, and many of them have been
known to reach the hisrh sea i
It Is a fortunate thing for Shakespeare
that he established a solid reputation be
fore the newspaper critics of America
had a chance to cut him up.
The St. Louis Spirit chronicles the re
markable fact that an auctioneer re
cently put up a stove in that town. But,
didn't he finally knock it downP
The donkey keeps his tongue still and
his ears in motion. Coisequently, his
ears are never frozen. There is a moral
here, if you will search for it.
Of course, stores that have nothing in
particular to sell have nothing in par
ticular to advertise, and must neces
sarily preserve silence. Elmira Free
Press.
" Tom, where can I get a good two
foot rule ?" "I can give you one on the
sp t, John." "Well, let's have it."
Don't wear tight shoes! That rule
applies to both f. et."
Two new Atlantic cables will soon
be laid from the American coast and
fastened to France. Then, if the latter
countiy makes any trouble, we can pull
her over here by those cables and spank
her. Oil City De: rick.
A oar driver named Alf Belknap, on a
West avenue L oar, is very much annoy
ed by men smoking in the car, contrary
to the regulations. Yesterday there
were several smoking and he lost his
patience. Sticking his head into the
car he bawled out: "If you want to
smoke in here, be jabbers, just throw
away your cigars or go somewhere
else."
How a Boy was Poisoned.
In one of the public schools of Brook
lyn, a boy thirteen years old, naturally
very quick and brurht. was found to bs
growing dull and fitful. His face was
paie, and he bad nervous twitchincs.
tie Was Obliged to OUlt school, lnnnirw
showed that he had become a confirmed
smoker of cigarettes. When asked why
ne did not give it up. he shed tears, and
said he had often tried, but could not.
ine growth of this habit is insidious.
and its eflects ruinous. The eyes, the
Dram, tne nervous svstem. the memorr.
the power of application, are all im
paired by it. "It's nothing bnt a
cigarette," is really; "it's nothing but
poison." German and French physicians
have recently protested against it. And
a convention of Sunday and secular
teachers was recently held in England
to check it. It was Dresided over hv sn
eminent surgeon of a royal eye infirm
ary, who stated that manv disensea nf
the eye were directly caused by it.
rarents, save your children from this
vice, it possible. Do not allow thmn tr
aeceive you. In future years they will
rise up and bless you for restraining
iiii.ni. viristtan Aimcsite.
La Fayette Daily Journal.
Anxious to Rise.
'There's olentv of roonf af. rri tnn
as Daniel Webster said fo th von nor
lawyer anxious to rise, bnt fiesnnnrlAnt.
of his charce to do so: bnt no nn tiaaA
injure mmseif either in climbing the
mm
stairs oi iame or tnose of his own bnnoA
or business place. The following is to the
tu, " tfuuu a. xxuiicuiiieoD, super
intendent of Downer's Kerosene Oil
Works. Boston. Mass.. writ ah: Mr. Pat.
ten, one of our foreman, in walking up
stairs last wees sprained bis leg badly.
I gave him a bottle of 8fc. Ja'a n;i tr
try. He used it, and an almost instan
taneous cure was effected.
Angry ueDior " Here is vonr mmm
boy. Now tell me whv vonr mw
wrote eighteen letters about that paltry
sum." Shopboy " I'm sure I can't t-U,
sir; if you'll excuse me, sir, I think it
was because seventeen letters did not
fetch it."
Good for Babies.
We are nleaaed to aav that nnr h&hv w&a
manentW cored of a serlona nmtruted imon.
laiity of the bowels by the nse of Hop Bitters
uj its mower, wmcn ac me same time restored
her to narfeoi: haalth nA afrcntrfV. tv.
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Parents, University Avenue, Rochester, N. Y.
oee uiower column.
GREAT GERMAN
REMEDY
FOR
RHEUMATISM,
NEURALGIA,
SCIATICA.
LUMBAGO,
BACKACHE,
SORENESS
OF THE
CHEST,
SORE THROAT,
QUINSY,
SWELLINGS
AND
SPRAINS,
FROSTED FEET
EARS,
AND
SCALDS,
Gtiieral Bodilj Fains. ,
o
TOOTH, EAR
HEADACHE,
AND
ALL OTHER FAINS
AND
ACHES.
M
Ka Prun&r&tinn nn uitli C T ' ....
8CR, simple and cheap External Remedy. A trial entails
bat the comparatively trifling outlay of 50'Cknts, and everv
one rafferimt with pain can have cheaD and nositivo nuufiL'
Ittolaimt. nnmmn tv ri raw . . .
SOLD IT All tMBOISTS ARO BEAlEtS IN MEDfCIKF,
A. VOGELER & CO.
Baltimore. JUd U. S. A..
A Wise Precaution
wnen oipntneria is prevailing, no
child should be permitted to kiss strange
children nor those suffering from sore
throat (the disgusting custom of com
pelling children to kiss every visitor is
a well-contrived method cf propo rating
other grave diseases than diphtheria);
nor should it sleep witL nor be confined
to rooms occupied by or use articles, as
toys, taken in the mouth, handkerchief,
etc., belonging to children having sore
throat, croup, or catarrh. If the weather
is cold, the child should be warmly clad
with flannels,
In all German towns of any conse
quence occasional exhibitions are held
where new foreign inventions and prod
ucts, which are in any way affiliated to
the local manufactures, are exhibited
and permitted to be minutely examined
by artisans and factory operatives. Any
excellence in the foreign article is
quickly detected and imitated by the
local workmen.
Chicago Tribune.
- Thomas O. Thompson, Esq., the
Mayor's secretary, who some days ago
slipped on a banana peel and sprained
his knee, writes that St. Jacob's Oil
"acted like a charm."
A good inclination is but the first
rude draught ot virtue; but the finish
ing strokes are from the will; which, it
well disposed, will by degrees perlect;
if ill disposed, will by superinduction of
ill habits quickly .deface it.
A Lady's Wish.
'Ob, how I do wish my ekin was as clear and
soft as yours,' said a lady to her friend. 'You
can easily make it so,' answered the friend.
How? inquire 3 the first lady. 'By usine Hod
Bitters, that makes pure, rich blood and bloom
ing health. It did it for me, as you observe.'
An insane physician poisoned two
men to death at Lyon, Minn., before his
malady was discovered.
Don't drive a lame horse whan yon oan eat
Kendall's Spavin Core for $1. It is worth $5.
Bead tbeir advertisement.
Indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration
and' all forms of general debility relieved by
taking Mens-maws Peptonized Beef Tonic.
the only preparation of beef containing its en
tire nutritious properties, it contains blood
making, force-generating and Jife-sustainine
properties; is invaluable in all enfeebled con
ditions, whether the result of exhaustion, ner
vous prostration, overwork or acute disease,
particularly if resulting from pulmonary com
plaints, Caswell, Hazard & Co., proptietors.
Mew lork.
MaXiAbiaIi fevers can be prevented, also other
miasmatio diseases, by occasionally using Dr.
Sanford's Liver Invigoratcr, the oldest gen
eral Family Medicine, which is recommended
as a oure for all diseases caused by a dieor-
dered liver. Eighty-page book sent free. Ad
dress Dr. San ford. 162 Broadway. New York.
What is it that men oall ier when they have
a lame horse? Kendall's Spavin Care.
GR EAT "HO KNOT fci iTl I CINE.
OB. TOBIAS VENETIAN HORSE LINIMENT
in plTit bottles at 90 csnte; 32 years established. It is
the b eet in the world for the cure of Colic, old Sores
Sprains, Braises. Sore Throats, etc TOBIA8' CON
DITION POWDERS are warranted to cure Dietem
per, Fever Worms, Bots, give a fine coat, increase
the appetite and cleanse the urinary organs. Certi
fied to by Col. D. McDanieL owner of some of the
fastest running horses in the world,and 1,000 other s
25e.Sold by drnajdsts. Depot 42 Murray St. N. T
BABY CABINET OP.OAN-NEW STYLE 1C9
VHREE AXD A Q'JARTEH OCTAVES, in BLACK
WALNUT CASE, decorated with GOLD BRONZE.
Length, SO inches ; height, S3 in. ; depth, 11 in.
This novel etyle of the MASON & HAMLIN CAB
INET ORGANS (ready this month) has sufficient
compass and capacity for the performance, with fui
parts, of Ilymn Tunes, Anthems, Sengs, and Popular
Sacred and Secular Music generally. It retains to a
wonderful extent, for an Instrument so small, thr
extraordinary excellence, both as to power and qualii j
of tone, which has given tLe MASON & HAMLIN
Cabinet Organs their great reputation and won foi
them the HIGHEST DISTINCTIONS at EVERV
ONE of the GREAT WORLD'S INDUSTRIAL EN
HIBITIONS for THIRTEEN YEARS. Evert cm
WILL B3 FTLLY WAEBAXTED. CASH TRICE JSC
on receipt of which it will be shipped as directed. I .
ON EECEIPT AXD TRIAL IT DOES XOT SATISFY TITT
PURCHASER, IT 31 AT BS EETrRXED AXD THE MOXE
WILL BE KErrXDED.
EIGHTY STYLES of Organs arc regularly m.-.a-by
the MASON & HAMLIN CO, from the EAin
CABINET ORGAN at ?22; to large CONCERT C!
GANS at $000, and upwards. The great majority er
at $100 to $200 each. ILLUSTRATED CATALOG UE?
CIRCULARS and PRICE LISTS free.
MASON & HAMLIN ORGAN CO..
151 Trcmont St, BOSTON ; iS East lith St, Nr.
YORK ; 149 Wabash Ave, CHICAGO.
N Time Should lie T.ot
If the 6toruach. liva
adopt the sure remsdy, Hastetter' Stcmach B t
tera. Dueaceaof th nrotn v,. n
far more fl riou?, and a d. lav Is therefore hazard
ous Dytpepaia, liver complaint, chills and f avc r,
early rheumatic twinges, kidney weakness, bring
SerlOUS bOdllv trnnhln if r fl ,ih t-. .
t mo in using this tffeetire, sfe and long-known
For rale by all Druggists and Dealers
generally.
jNCYCL0PDiA
TIUUETTE? BUSINESS
Thte is the cheapest and only complete and rellabk
work on Etiquette and Business and Social Forma, fl
tells how to pertonn all tlie various duties or life, anil
ftow to appear to ihe best advantage on all occasions.
Agents Wanted. Send tor circulars contatnbw a
fuiljlescnpt'on of tne work an 1 txtra terms to a ten a.
. Address bATtosAi Publishing Co., Philadelphia, p
fnriDi nvMrrnr local ok
11 r tW I It I bit I Stmt wlMk trvfeC
AU SALAR V M-Mtlw All EXPENSE
Cm. IM ! asa
mptlx 9mii. 8 LOAN
SALESMEN
WANTED
A Month and Expense
cum? to DEALERS Mia IBM
B. tOSTEK 4 CO., CiaciuMi, 6.
HI
Suldiws Jnlammalion, Controls oU n mr
uicute and CIM. yab)Wt Jjjj
INVALUABLE FOR
Burns and y& Colds and Cough
toflammations Nasaia
Accumulations
Discharoe?
Lrags,Eyesan4taat
i
Chilblains.
RHEU3IATISM AXD NEURAIJH.
No remedy so readily and offectuaVij arrests Ht
tion and discharges from Catarrhal A (tccti'-na
POND'S EXTRACT.
IiuniT
RIT EUMATISM. NKUKALGIA, c., ciiMu.t bo cwe.l
easily by any other medicine. Y-.r s ntivp an-i sm-,,
cases Of CATARRH use our CATA Ti;K .-y?
In all cases usa our NASAL SYKI.ViK (-5 ) ivii),
sent in lots of $2 worth, on receipt of !; ;.. Ptt '!
POXD'S EXTRACT is p;it up only in b-tt:. switt, V',-XZ
Trade Mark on outside wrapper and ur.! "Poxn-i
EXTRACT " blown in glass.
Our New Pamphlet witli History of our rrcpn
tlons, sent free.
LADIES Head pages 13, 1ft, 21 and 26.
POXD'S EXTRACT CO?IPVV,
14 West 1-ltli Street, x,.w v0,k
EIGHT REASONS
WHV VE NEVER. SELL POXDS KXTlua IV
BrLK.BUT ADHERE TO T1IK KL I.E OF SKI I-
isa only in oi'ii owx norn.i s. fx'.'
CLOSED IN" lll'FF WKA PPKJ1, ( ,' Vinnj
13 PRINTED Ollt LAMt'AI'E
T15ADE-MARK.
1 It iiisuics tlie puftli'iser obtaining th
genuine aTtide.
58. It protects t lie cciwinifv inbuyingP.'.n.rj
Extract not weakened with v.-.iter. wliioli wefouniiir.ii
done a few yea?s ago, when we were m hiceil t furn;i
dealers with the genuine article in 1 u!k.
3. --It p-t terts the criuis.-e- from nncrapa
loupirtie selling cnnle, ci:e ip ic-to ti..ns t.i him as
Pond's Extract, for any person can tell the genuine Iron
the bottle tnl w apper.
4. It protects tlie consumer, to- it is not safe
to use any other article acconlirg to the li-c ttoi.sgtvea
in cur book, which sunour.ds each buttle of Poiii'j
Extract.
5. It protect tTie consumer, for it !e nrt
agreeable to be deceived aul p r ups injured by Uain
other articles nn ier the 'nreUions for P.m.i's Extract '
C o Otlier ii tic e. ma:iuf::ctu.e or imitation
has t!i-' f iled claimed lor and alw.ys produced ly
Ponl's Extract
T It i prejudicial to the reputation of Ponl'j
Ext act to have p?: pie use a counterfeit !. lievina; tt to
be the genuine, f.r they will turebj be disapuinkA if nut
injiireil by its effects.
8. Justice to one of tlie bet medicines
til tlie world, and the hundreds of thouMtii'is using
it, ileman.is eve. y precaution against having woaka-ia
injurious preparations palmed off as the genu.ne. The
oxlt way this can be accomplished is to sell the ccxcim
put np in a uniform manner in ouit owx bottles, com
plete with bull wrappers, trade marks, etc
HliMKMl? EH- I lie genuine Pond's Ex
tiact is ctif nj). because it is strong, uniform ant
reliable, our buuk of directions explains when it can I
diluted with water and when to be used full strength.
HEHIiMItKltTLnt all other preparations, if
colo-less, are mere decoctions, boilings, or proilaceJ
simply V obtain the odor ami without the sci miac o:
practical knowledge of the matter which mi.ny years u!
labor has given us.
Jt K M 12 n it 12 !?. O K IC7 OTV WO IV Ti. at if
preparations purporting to be superior to Pmi'l's fj
tract because they hwe afar, are colored siiiip y becaas
they have crude, ana to unprofessional people usin;
them, perhaps dangerous matter in them, ami shoW
never be used except under the advice and ive-crqthn of
a physician.
ltI-.3I..MnKK AXD liTW-Th;t our very
expensive machinery is the resu't of thirty years of ex
perience ( the most of which was entirely given to thii
work), and constant attention to the production of a'l
forms of II.;m:'.me'is, and that therefore wo should
know what wc assert, that Pond's Extnd is tc kst,
purest, and contains litre virtues -A the shrub than any
other production yet made.
Our New History and Uses of Pond's Ext act awl
other preparations sent fre3.
It 1I I2S Read pages 13, IS, "I and 20 in our book,
which is found around each botCe, and will be sent free
on application,
POND'S EXTRACT COMPANY,
1 Wcct 14tU Street, XKW YOKK. .
Send Your Address on
a Postal Card
TO
Eighth Ave., New York,
Aisl you will receive : t'oi:y oflhii
iiiteiet inj; PamjiJ-l,
Shopping in New York.
Literary Revolution
3PPMTCeach. formerly $1 to $.25 each : L.
Vfc.ll ig Macamay's Life of Frederick the
Great II. Carlyle's Life of Kobart Burns, lit. La
martine's Life of Mary Queen of Scots. IV. Tho
Hughes' Manli- C prijTQ each. formerly $' 60
nees of Christ, f vCfl I 3 each: I. Arnold's
Light of Aia. II. Goldsmilh a Vicar of Wake field.
III. Baroa Munchausen's Travels and SurpriHiug
Adventures. ForSIXct.: Bunyan's Pilgrim's Pro
grees, Ili's't catalogue 6eat free. AMKK. BOOK
FX, John B. Alden. Manager. Tribune Bld'e. N.
liait Dye is toe SAFES?
til l i;KM; ;t acts inunUj
iieoi:s!v,p'0 iudr.s tlenioil
natural '.a.ics of B aclcw
Brown i .ion NoT STAlS
the SivlX. an.l is eaUJ
RISTADORQ'S uZMXZ
i on every wen ar-pir-i'-l"
let for Lady or iei.rrr."i.
Soiil dy l:u g-fts a;.-i P
o ie.l l.y V.x.r i '- a
n n.-tfttWil i.m.;t .X.i.
V ruiTTEXTOX. -Ht
CELLULOID
EYE-GLASSES.
representing' the choicest selected Tortoise
8holl and Amber. The Ightefit, hanflsoroest
and strongest )mon. Sold bv Optician" and
Jeweler. Made by SPENCEIl OPriCAL
M'P G CO.. 13 M,Wen Lsrto. N Y
This remarkable n"i
cv'.e. will euro Spa.r.,
Splint, Curli, Callous
or anv !iIarj.'rniou ar.;l
will nmove t!ic bui:ci
without lilistermz or cm'-
fif3' I nff 8 srr. No r : ''
" cvcriiisivvi rv'l f'l'ia.s !t! ''
! J .Vw. 9 certainty otartion inM-
grkJit" ' ping the iamcni ss ai. lri -
is !niovit,; the bunch. Price $l-. Sct l t" r i..u--I
1 ts trated circular pivins positive privf. ami lit
1 I M llMmtamu.l'..j.l..J V...I.1l'lKll!lV'
Cure Is oll by Jrusirit cr
cnt by Dr. R JKendall & Co., Enosburg Palls, Vormont.
I AniFS Don'tleaTlbiR7but ruci. s' a 3-eent
s.nuiL.0 mp ferirt,prtPMLi Iiiforration
to R.D WM. O. HATCH. IV x 2 W.tVM l'O
YMlMfl HPU la'n To gr?p ijTEiruf 4o wbw a
lUUlIU tain month. Griiuatf-s cutrau e hI ray
ing offices. Mrs. Vat,cs-tinf. Bnos.. JanefVi"le,Ws.
A' LT,EMN Bruin Food-cures Tv rTrlis 1 .-b'.!:ty
& Weakness of Oent'veOr-Tans.jSl-ali druncis.
SendforOirl'rto AHen'i PharVv. 313 F"t-V.
B O
S 7 7 7
A VI. AH anu rx.-.taf i a'"
Outfit free. Address P. O. ViCS
ERY, Augusta, Maine,
"DKD FOX.Skmlt. B iccooa. Miut, bought for
I 1. t-i: - a j .ni,,laii Inllrigr-
ticmars E C.BOUQHTON.S Howard st.X' Vorr
32
OnromojS oMiKs Ue..c.,On'ls. m na uv
13 ct. MILLER & C .. S ! o tek Ontre,
Plfl' PURE for ConMimpuou a aisu tne
ww w wvna. best cough medicine.
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