tgmitwOTimiiiniiiiiiii BAT33S o; AD VEIITIHING. Onaaquare.onelnwrtloti, ft00 Oueaquare.two Insertions, 8 l50 Odo square, one mouth, 'i.SO H. A. LONDON, Jr., EDITOR AMI l-KoriUKTUU. TIRMS Of SU3SCRIPTI0M: Oil !) IM'Hltt m mvt three months VOL. lVr. pittsbouo Chatham co., n. c, fkbhuary 2, 18S2. NO. 21. For larger advert ihf tneiit IiIht.iI contra ts 'U A Tomboy. She comes ! dip comes ! with song and glw 8h leads her train o'er lawn and loa ! And fair and free her wiud-hlown tress, Her fleecy scarf, her careless drees, Her swfwit girl-voico that bird-like sings, Her merry laugh, tliat tireless rings High u'er those booming souuds of sport All hail ! wild queen uf madcap court ! No daisy chain w ill this gay girl E'er wear to deck her daueiug curl ; No wreath entwine of bud or boll, Though both, shu wots, become her well ; Not hers to guera of joy or giiof By coming of a holly leaf: She temps not fortune's smile or frown By puffs of dandelion dorn ; No nocklace frames of rowan gems, Nor fragrant, flower-wrought diadems '. No poet she to doze aud driam Long, lazy hours by hauutod stream ! If small the brook, she'll head her train And leap it over and back again ; Or, if her boys will but away Mie'U wado It, maybe I can't say. Her boys all boys around her prtss For lor of her swent winsomenees. And dngs that bark for very glee A harum-scarum company I .She's o'er the lea, she's won the wood, This dainty bud of maidenhood ! Those Joyous peal, I throw. In-spcak The gar, glad mirth of hide and reel,. As hazel doll end hrackt'ind glad" Her graceless baud in turns inrado ; Little she recks rents or shreds, lint boldly breasts the Imuiblf beds ! 'Tie she has bade theru rig the swing, And wood for firs tiiihallod bring ; 'Tin she the torch illicit waves, Ajid leads her troops through murky cares ; 'Tie she hath crooned the pine trunk thin, That, rocking, bridge von dark linn With j'-yons cheer slid wild halloo Hounds on her host to dcrring- do ! Tls she has taught those nimble tect To scatter wide the windrows sweet ; On fragrant hay-ricks le i tin foe, And long hours' work at mien laid low ; Tet Farmer Swan, who from the stile Had watched It all, ne'er ceased t smile -"God blcis her ptirty face : She be A regular tomboy, sartiulee ! " PORK AND POTATOES. "Pork and potatoes ! 1'oik and potatoes !" There was little of rbynie or reason in tbo monotonous reiteration of these homely words, yet they had their de signed effect, for in the course of time the wide-eyed baby in the woman's lap began to nod a drowsy approval, and at last fell into an nneasy slumber. Carefully the singer placed it in its little cradle, and turned to her neglected work. There was enough to do, in all conscience. So much, she hardly knew where to begin. While she hesitatod, her thoughts wandered away from the untidy kitchen, with its yesterday's litter all uncleaned, its drifting rolls of lint, its sink piled high with unwashed dishes, and for the moment she was no longer a pallid, hollow-eyed, unkempt drudge, but young and pretty, sweet and fresh as women are who put on wedding finery and wait with happy longiDg for the new lifo, full of blessed mystery. "Four years ago," she thought, 'T was the happiest woman in the world ; now I am one of tho most miseruble. Four years ago I kept a happy birthday in my heart and home ; now" Sue gave a sharp, hard laugh, :! tnrned to her work. Four years ago, she and John had been two smart aud happy, young people, who thought nothing on earth could make them so devoutly thankful as to belong wholly and entirely to each other. Their marriage had been to them the best possible celebration for the pretty young bride's birthday. They bad begun life in a little hired honse, with a little stock cf worldly goods, and a great and wondeifnl fortune in store, which they had made up their minds to possess through industry, economy and mutual endeavors. How was it, Annie asked herself over and over again, that in only four years they bad come to this? She remem bered, as she washed and scoured among the pots and pans, how the other girls, in the shop where she used to work, had envied her. Envied her for her bund some husband ; for her smart new dress ; and bad all of them hoped for ai good lack themselves!. Now, Miriam rode in her own car riage, and filled it royally with her silks and laces. She had married an old man, surly enough to be sure, bnt what of that ? To-day she would sit at the head of a table loaded with silver, and groan ing under its weight of costly dainties. There waa Alice, f ur and frail. Annie thought, with a thrill of virtuous pride that she nevep apoke to Alice now ; yet at her table to-day there would be musio and laughter, rare fruits and flowers, and costly wines. Though better women shunned her, yet was she clothed in purple and fine linen, and fared sump tuously every day. There was Kate Brown and Avis, her sister, elderly girls and plain, but their birthdays were always to them a high holiday. She began to sing again, and tne weetntss of her voice was all lost in the bitterness that rang throngh the same fid words : " Tork and potato;! Pork sod potatoes !" It waa all they had in the house to rat, and it van her birthdoy. their wed d ng anniversary. The door opened, and John came in ; not the fine, spruce young man who smiled on her so proudly four years ago, but a slouching man in dirty overalls, with sbabbines8 written all over his clothes, and care all over his face. He was smiling now, and swinging a plump little tnrkey. "Here, mamma," he railed, "here is a bit of birthduy for you," " O John I" she cried. " How could von? Poultry so dear, and I with never a dress or boot." ' I did not I ny it," he onsweied ; " old Iluxly gave it to ine." "A rharitv bird ! Shame on you, John I Shame on you, poor as we arc, for taking charity ! I will not cook, or rat, or have any hitid iu the disgrace of it ! ' "Throw it awny, thou," he answered, "or give it to sonio one without your cursed pride." And without another word he went out into the wind and rain. Charity! charity 1 charity! How the word rang through her brain ! Not all the sorrow and poverty, and disap pointment of her married life, had over humbled her like this one eift. Old Iluxly had been once u would-be-lover of hers, and on former birthdays had offered her many a valuable trinket. This horrible bird, which John had shamed her by accepting, was ample revenge for her many scornful refusals. While her cheeks jet burned with angry shame, tho door opened again. Anuie was a matter of-faet woman, living in a poor quarter of a large city ; but for a moment her mind gave a great leap, back into tho dim ages of nursery lore. Theie in her little dingy kitchen stood a woman, bent enough, wrinkled enough, for u veritable fairy god-mother. She wore a dress of silk and lace ; her face was as yellow as the yellow gold that linked itself about her skinny throat, and held the great bright stones that flashed and sparkled all over her claw-like fingers. Beforo Annie in anywise recovered from tho surprise of her presence, she spoke in a sharp, taspiug voice. "Ho you are Annio Brown, are you ' And a well looking woman, so one looks only at your face. But what has my sister's child to do with this tilthy room, this tumble-down house, this forsaken street, and all this misery that you seem part and parcel of? Take your baby, Annie, uud come with me. You shall bo a lady, child, as your mother was beforo you, even if she did die in tho poorhunse, and I baud-tied, threo thousand miles away." "But John!" pusped Annie, when surprise would let her speak. "And what of John V" cried the gold witci, sharply. "I offer you a homo such as joti never even dreamed of, rich dresses, fi od and jewels ; has your John eiven you such things? Will he ever give them to you ?" "John is my husband, tho father of my baby, father of the two God pave us and took again ; I cannot leave him, yon know," "I know nothing of the kind," cried the gold-witch. "You are my nit-cc, mv own sister's child ; your John, whr e.vtr he may be, is no kinsman of mine ; I want nothing of him ; you say two of your children are dead; so will the third ono bo in this reeking atmosphere; it is suffocating me already. You have no right to kill your child, no right to refuse him a chance such as he will never have again. As for your John, you may send him a thousand dollars to-night. He "ts a man ; they are all alike ; he had rather have tho money than you." These last two argnments were strong ones, and illness and poverty had mado Annie weak. There was more feeble resistance, more golden promises, and at last she yielded. Strange and bewildered enough she felt when the prancing horses stood be fore the great up-town hotel, where ob sequious waiters stood on every band. 'Now rest," said the gold-witch, whose will and word seemed a law unto others. So Annie rested. The bed was white and downy ; there were laces and rib bons fluttering aronnd it ; but in spite of the softness and whiteness the child that lay on her bosom wept and with a low, heart-breaking cry, and at last the baby, who up to that day hud never spoken any word, or tried to speak, opened its little, quivering lips, and oalled out loud and clear, "Papa! Papa!" It was as though the voice of God spoke to the heart of the mother. She sprang from the bed and folded her worn old shawl about herself and boy. Close beside the door sat the gold-witch, soundly sleeping. With bated breath and noiseless footsteps she stole past the old woman. Down the grand stair way, and through the lofty halls she sped, looking neither to the right hand nor to the left. - She reached her home at last, dark and discard aa to outward surroundings, bright with the memory of former joys, sacred to the memory of former sor rows. Tho firo was out, the hearth wan dark. A moment later, and a glad flame leaped and sparkled, the sleeping baby was left to his fate while his mother converted a few hoarded silver pieces that were to have bought her a dress into tea, sugar, crackers, hot rolls, and, while the fit of reckless expendi ture was strong upon her, a pint of cran berries for old times' sake. Iler shopping completed, how Annie, as it were, l!ew heme! How that des pised turkey was forgiven for having passed through old Ilnxly's hands, and tucked into sn oven us warm and com fort able as any high-toned turkey could desirel How the potato, h danced and ttiuioieti, and ai last ansoiuieiy i-ursi themselves with pride ut being allowed to participate iu this most luxuriant le pabt ! How the cranberries cracked and sputtered in their hud demand for sugar! How light the rolls were, and how strong the tea 1 After tho dinner was well under way, Anuio hid time for a vigorous putting to rights of the disordered room, time even to make the baby sweet and clean, as she was herself, in her very best dress, tho pretty, old-fashioned empress cloth that had borne with some degree of gentility the wear and tear of tho last four years. So John came home to a tidier wife, a sweeter baby, a neater room, and a grander dinner, than ho had dreamed of in all tho ycarR iu which he had been sliding dow t hill with sr.ch dieconrng jug rapidity. Then Annie asked pardon for her unkind reception of tho brown and Inscious turkey, and received it, wiih her pretty head hidden on his willing shoulder, and while in snch safe retire ment managed to confess and receive pardon for the morning's sins also. If you will believe it, those poor young married people were so taken up in forgiving and making love to each other that they never hoard their baby cry, and it was a great surprise, when at last they came to themselves, to sre their small child in the arms of a nice old lady in a nica l lack dress, who was kissing am1 crying over it, much as its grandmother or aunt might be s. opposed to do. "Yon blessed child," sail the old lady, lookiug at Anuio. "you are all mother, so yon are, dear ! I have been hunting for you ever sincoyour Uncle Samuel died ; he never would forgive your poor mother for running off with the scamp that abused and deserted her, and left her ut last to dio in the poor house. Your mother was an angel, dear, and clung to him always would never leave his:, although we offered her a home and yon also, if she only would. Ah I she was a blessed worn si, nnd you are like her, elour," with another beaming sinile. "You will forgive the old womuu," she went on, ''for this morning's trick. I wanted to know if you wore like your father or jour mother ; you cannot tell how glad I was when I heard you running off ; I almost strangled myself holding my breath for yon to get by me, so solt nnd still. If you had stayed I would have given yon money, Annie, aud all I promised, fr yon are my sister's child but I could never have given yon the whole heat t of love that is aching for you, dear." Just then Annie threw herself into the outstretched arms ami kissed tho quivering lips, while tho wrinkled, ringless ringers patted her soft hair oh, 6o lovingly ! Of all the days of my lifo this is the best," said the old lady at last, "and I thank God for it." Horcri. A Bote rted City Iliscorered. The discovery of a deserted city, sixty miles long, cnt out of the rocky face of a winding cliff, rewarded the efforts of, Mr. Stevenson's Smtihsonian Institution exiloring party during its researches in New Mexico and Arizona the past season. This is by far the most important find yet made among the ancient haunts of the cliff dwellers. Borne of the houses contain four or five dwellings, one on top of the other, and in the plateau above the cliff were found many rains of temples of worship bnilt of well-cut square stones. A comparison of the collections of pot tery and implements gathered in the cliff houses by the exploring party with those obtained iu the Pueblo villages strengthens the theory that the Pueblo Indians are the degenerate descendants of the once powerful race, that buils the mined cities of the plains, and then, retreating before some more warlike race, carved out these singular dwell ings oo the sheer walls of dizzy preci pices, and fonnd in them, it may be for centuries, both fortresses aud homes. Terhaps the hieroglyphic inscriptions seen by Mr. Stevenson will one day be deciphereel and found to contain the tragic history of the wasting away by wars and famines of this ill-fated peo ple who, like the coneys of the Bible, made the rocks their refuge, farm, (aunt y ami iioiskhom. I l.reco 1'dttit for Font. Every breeder should see that his fowls are provide! with green food for winter use. Fowls ns well as other aui wals require a certain amount of coarse and refuse matter to keep them free from constipation, indigestion aud other kindred oomplaints. Tho prudent and careful poulterer will take " time by the forelock," and will store away cabbage, turnips, rowen, onions and potatoes for his fowls. Cabbage is undoubtedly the very best and cheapest green food that can be had. It is not necessary nor economi cal to purchase prime heads forttieir use, as the solt lioatls which are not j ma,.!.,, uro jUst grod, and they cost one half lejs. The same with fur be had i nips and potatoes ; they can cheap by purchasing from farmers the small or refuse part of the crop. These articles can bo stored in a dry cellar, and will be found very useful during the four or live moti'hs of winter, when the fowls require good feeding in va riety to make them lay at all during the fiigid term, or to incite them to com mence their work early in tho spring. The lawn mowings und clover heads can be saved and stored away in coffee sacks in a dry, cool place until needed for use, uud by steaming or cooking the vegetables with meat or potatoes there is no waste, and during cold weather it is a great need that must not be lost sight of if tho breeder would do his stock justicj ami seo them thrive and lay well in early spring, when their eggs are most valuable for securing early broods. 'nil, v Mmlhhi. Next to zir nias iu point of merit are asters, which, although: uot so showy and lasting, are very beautiful, espe cially tho French p;e, my llowored kinds, which are uot so stiff and formal look ing as tho German, but have more the character of a chrysanthemum, with in curved petals and blooms nearly globu lar in shape, with the centers well filled. To grow these or any other of tho au nual asters really well they must have a good dressing e f rotten mauuie worked into tho land before planting aud the next point to insure success is to get good stocky plants. This may easily be done by sowing the seed thinly under hand lights about tho first week in April, uud giving plenty of air during the day as goon as lho young plants make their appearance. London Gar den. IIounHioM Him.., Camphor placed in drawers or trunks will prevent mice from doing the con tents auy injury. If your Flat-irons are rough lub them with tine suit, and it will make them perfectly smooth. To restore a gilt frame, wet the places in the frame that have become bare, with some size or a bit of isinglass dis solved in a little spirits i f alcohol, und let it ge t very nearly dry, then apply gold loaf and press gently but firmly with a ball of cotton. To keep a gilt frame bright, wash it over with copal varnish, tiding a tine brush for tho pur pose Fly spe cks can be washed off and leave no discoloration. A correspondent of tho Cmnhy rVVe llmi'in says : " I send yon a recipe for a washing preparation that I have used in my family for some time, and Und very valuable, as it saves time and lulor and does uot injure the clothes in any way, but keeps them of a clean and beautiful color. To make fifteen pounds of the i soap, taRo seven pounUs of nrm, tougu soap (1 ome-made hard soup will answer), cut into thiu slices, two pounds of sal soda and one pound of uuslaeked lime. Put the lime and soda into a dish, penr over it two gallons of boiling poft water, stir it well and let it settle. Pour off the clear water into a dish contain ing the soap; pnt it on the tire aud let it remain thero until the soap is dis solved. Dissolve one ounce of alum and two ounces of borax, and put them into tlie softP 88 ll H uken from the fire. Let the soap cool a little, and then aelri ono ounce oi uenzmo. wnen ine soap is perfectly cool, it can be cut into bars. Soak the clotuos over night, Cut ono pe.und of this soap into seven gallons of water, put the clothes in and boil without rubbing. Wash them enough after boiling to get the soap out, and rinse thoroughly. Uso the same water for second boil." The silk manufacturing business, which has been dull of late in Paterson, N. J., bos started up ugain. The man ufacture of plush, equal, it is said, to the foreign article, has been inauga rated. Aitilieial seal skin sacques made of it are very deceptive. There are now over 100 distinct silk mills in Paterson, giving employment to between 16,000 anil 17,000 operatives. The Moraviaus report 17 missions, 305 missionaries, OS stations with 15 out-stations, 1,41 native agents, 39,775 baptized adults, 20,83d baptized children, under instruction 74,440, an increase of 1.0-14. AH the missions report an increase save Jamaica and St. Thomas. The former lost 500, the latter 12. The expenditures were $'.'2,-670. FOR THE FA I It SF.X- FtiNliliin Fl'ilir. Bed satin faus are popular fr day re ci ptions. Feathers supersede flowers in head dresses. Plush-covered pedestals ore oflectivs for statnarv. Drk beaver fur robes are used in ladies' carriages. Six distinct sha les of red are often seen upon one round bat. Dark flowers such as pansier, carua tions and violets aro used as bouquets with light evening drosses. Golden brooade is worn by married ladies while silver brocade is for brides and very young ladies. hand made Spanish lace is now itn- l)0,',e,' That formerly brought had woven figures with merely their out ines rnu by hand. There is as great variety in hats and bonnets ns in dresses and wrai s, B.piare-neekeil Pompadour chemises are more in demand than any other. Collars, excepting those for morning wear, are all mado exceedingly large. Biised laces, showing the petals of flowrs in additional pieces are in de mand. Hose color, white, and silver are much i admired in combination for evening j dress. Elaek satin remains the favorite ma- ! terial for handsome dinner und rece-p tion dresses Ieithersand )cwelld combs are more j fashionable for eve ning coiffures than flowers, either real or artificial. A Valley of Roses. Tho maritime vale of Stnta B.irbara, for sixty miles facing the Pacific Ocean, says a California letter, wo consider the most att'active in the states. The soil is extra deep dark alluvi'im. By tho j moved the end of an entire hair placed formation of tho coast it is sheltered j over the glass. In moving about it from the rude trade winds, elsewhere so j tuiew aside tuts of algiu and mud. That unpleasant on our shores. Here flourish I '"lKl l,c compared to the act of a single in luxuriance the lig tree and the olive, I niun striking down one ef the giant tho prune aud the almond, the orange tree's of California or kicking over a and the lemon, the neit iriue and the J lock of hoases. pomegranate. nero grows Alfalfa1 I have in hand an instrument with clover, giving three cuttings a ye'ar and j which I intend to measure the move pasture through tho winter. Here ; meuts of the wings and les of insects flowers bloom per. nuial. Here only is per minute nn.I second, und I think a paradise of roses and other fragrant they can ho lithographed as well as tin flowers cultivated for commercial per- ! toot of a trotter while in niotiou. This fumery. Here the bee pastures all the j will be tine work, us with a simple in year, tho hivers gather honey every day j struuient I have shown that the wings aud abstaining the nn elves they give to j of a eouiiuou hotine fly move more than man nearly their whole production, j -Ot time's per second, und the machine' Only in stress of stormy weather they j lost more than half tho vibrations. 1 draw ui on their hoarded sweets. havo watched all? for rive minutes l'euthered songsters never migrate from this klvsium. Man's dwelling U livened by the chirp of birds, ami their j music gives perpetual cheer, unchecked j ,llttt the operation required over iilW, bv win'er frosts. Hanpv, thrice blessed i m -ats of the wings, or over 4'H) u uio they whose lo'. is cast whtie happi ness is so lightly wooed and won ! Here iu mid-December the ceimpany's rose gardens arc. a sight to charm the eye, when, day by day, children gather ever blooming lloweis for extrac tion of pei funse for the toilet. At Ki-zaubk, in the foothills of the Balkan ru'ge, iu Roumelia, S uth Turkey, is a valley devoted to rose culture nelusiwly f. r like purpose, but there tho sale of the uosi gays to many villages is extra pro fitable. There', us heie, the hair und the clothes of all who work among the j derful pbysiciul powers ef small ani rose's retain tho perfume lor a week of mals. Hero are some contrivances to absence from the valley, measure the! strength of be-etles and " ""' large insects." Potato Piekings. Oi wns a long box, simled on the What did people eat before they had bottom, w.th lass sides. At tho end potaoes? This inquiry suggested by J Wrt8 a humn jtion wheel, over which the fact that the auunal crop of t' is ; nm a hik ,iireajf on ono end was vegetable in America is estimated ut ; n(,aoi.(j a tirt ne ,,,,., rVeptacle for 200,000,0(10 bushels -one eight (f which ; w,.iehtSi nd the other was tied in a slip are grown iu this State. Tie.- potato is j n0()(,0 A ,urg(, l)kck ftnt was Uken a modern vegetable, the first mention j ,rom .iski tlie UOO!(t cansht nronnd being that of Pedro Oieea (loM!), ho j hil l)luiyi aml on llt,illK ri,i,.ftHeii, rnsbe d says the people e.f (, lito eat u root j aWBV (; llu mjmat,,ro street, hoisting which they call This city con-j th(, aua thr,.e gruillS of Pl,rn wltn siimes and exp.irts 25,00(1 bushels a day tho grt.ftt0w( Pase. A sinull red ant was and yet old H uno with thrice our popu- I latum did not have a point .. ion can- not flud mention of the article in Gib- bon's "Rome" ne.r in Virgil's "( ioorgies" which is an agricultural worn, rew famdies would feel conifortalde it e'e- prived of potatoes for a week, and yel the world had to do without them for more than 5,000 years. The principal poiaico eusirioi, in a'luiiiou to uenssu- lacr, Durute'sn ami uftriiuit;iuu i-miu- ties, is the wes'ein part of the State bordering the ( entral and Erie roads. Petato varieties are constantly chang ing. Some of nr readers may remem ber the old fashioned "piok eje" and the "early June's, which were suc ceeded bv the "western red '. . . and then came tho "pe'ach blow." This was a highly popular variety, but like others was transitory, and then esmo the "early rose," which also soon proved unreliable. There is a dozen new varie ties before the public at present, some of which put forth extraordinary claims. .Yew Yor Commercial. The signification of theworJ, ntopia, is a state of ideal perfection. Thn term orig inated with Sir Thomas Mooro, who applied it to an imaginary i-d end w here existed the ntmost perfection in laws, polities, etc., in eouttadistincMon to those defects which then existed eke-where. 'underfill Strength eif Inject. "If you want to see muscle," a New York naturalists said, "take a glance through this glass," pointing tj a seat before a powerful microscope. The drop of Croton water was fairly alive with little round or oval bodies. There was nothing specially remarkable about them ; but soon a wonderful creature rollod upon the scene from a distant part of the drop. In appearance it re sembled a crystal bell. The edges were ornamented with a delicate friuge, and the entire mass was as transparent as clas. The month of tho bell was evi dently the month of the unitnttl, be cause the ol.sei vcr saw it rush aJcng like n scoop aud, turning down, fasten its edges to tho bottom, as if to secure some minute animal that was resisting, nnd a second later some object could be seen passing up into tho body. "If yon hud the strength of that ani mal," the naturalist said, "in proportion to your size, you could take Trinity church by its steeple and toss it over into Ne-w Jersey. There are animals in this drop that we can't see with this powerful glass. Suppose there was this same difference in size among the higher animals. Elephants would be as large as the State of Rhode Isluud If this bell animal was as much larger than man as it is than these little ere.i- turts it is eating, we would see a gigan tic sc.ieip of jelly larger than the Forty second street reservoir coming down on n) whirling in the water and causing HU,.U a suction, that a regiment of men would, if in the water, bo hurled and Vistid and then encompassed by it The strength of the creature can be imagined when it is known that the smallest sect iou of the thie-st hair that could be cut se emed like a mountain beside it ; yet tho microscopic creature banking almost in one spot under a chandelier, kept up by the continuous movement of its wiugs, und estimated second, or Hhi simple oscillations, and the huuso fly is not as lively us some others of the tribe. I have, in follow in? wild hers to rind the'ir nisf, found they are often on the wiug thirty min utes in forty -five, the allowai.ee being for the time iu winch they wore on lluwers, and during thit peiiod they must have b at their wings lit j.tloo time's. Aspiile-i can hind a lly seeuiejly, winding twenty to thirty cables of silk about it in less thuu a second and a half. These rapid mov meats show the won- ; t.n broueht out, an 1, ufter several i fttiHP starts and showing evidence of a ; decidedly mulish disposition, it ran off, I hoistiue a verv heavy pea. i ,,An gnt ran C(lrrv tt weight about 1 seventv-tiv' times its own," the nut urnlist said. "If von hail the muscle of one of these little creatures in propor tion to vonr size yon could lift about i j j pornds " The phrase "The Almighty D.illar,' is a personification of the supposed object of American idolatry. It is in tended as a satire upon the prevailing passion that Americans are said to have i f.r onin Thrt lorcRKion nriff'natoii i r 1 . with aslungton Irving in his sketch of the "( reole Village." Miss Lizzie Esthete, of Beverly, Ohio, who lost her power of speech three years ago, found herself able to articu late, and now is able to talk as well as ever. The case is puzzling the doctors, as she had no bodily ailment to cause her to bo speechless, and her restora tion is equally unaccountable. The difference between honor and honesty seems to be chiefly the motive; the merely honest man does that from dnty which the man of boner does for the sake ot character. A Difllcu t .Matter. Sim was a maiden f.i r to feo, In fact a maiden j.i.sinr fmr. Aiel ah ! the dearest thing to luff Waa he-rgreath woal'h of goMe hair, lint niiuu she wore it in a roll, Urdoun her hack, a nm-n so rich, Although I stan d, to save my auul, I could not Ull j'lHt "whit h was nwilch.' ITEMS OF IMF.R F.ST, A gTeat revival is in progress in tho ITawaiian Islands. Tho missionaries ay there has been nothing like it since the revival eif lSiliH. Miss K'.izi Newell, daughter of e v- Governor Newell, ef New Jersey, now governor of Washington Territory, has been appointed territorial librarian by the legislature. The white guava grows in tin West Indies. The fruit is th- s:;:e of :i hen s egg, and is cf a y-llow c d iv; the pulp i-t sweet ami in the form of a jelly, anil is considered one of the finest of con serves. The iirst Gotigressioual caucus to nominate candidates for president and vice-president was held at Philadelphia in 17MI, Thomas Jeff "sr,ii was nouii- inted for president and Aaron Buir for vice-president. The "seven chumpions of Christen dom" alluded to by old writers, wre: St. George, thepattou saint of Hugland; Si Denis o' Fiv.'.ce ; Kt. .laiiun of t pain ; St. Anthony e.f Iialy; St. Andrew of S 'otl.n.l ; St I'arick of Ire land, und St. David of Wales. iimoitors. Why elo girls kss each other, while boys do not ? B.-cuise girls have noth ing better to kiss, aud the boys have. Counsel for prisoner "Did you see t.he prisouer at the bar knock down the leceased?" Pat "No, yir Donor; he was alive when I fcce him knocked down." It is said that sharks will uot bite a swimmer who keeps his legs in motion. If you can keep kicking longer than a shark can kteqi waiting, you are all right. A Professor Gunning, up in Michi gan, is lecturing on 'Alter M .n, What?" A Fort Wayne e'ditor, who has been there, rises to remark that it is generally he sheriff or some w inan. Tho following interrogatory epitaph on an infant's tomb-t.me m I'.agliud is applicable to some business ventures of the present day : If -o H..OH I t" l'e dt.l.e If . . wonder what I win- 1 ' -'in t"i y nit: iioMi: not 101:. Dr. Aulrew Chirk, ef I -en don, snys of alcoholic bevt -rages that in a peifect state of l-tulth then- is i.b.-ointely no benefit to be derived from their use. uud that us he goes through the wauls of his hospital he 'oiiclii.lt h that seven e,f every ten cases owe their ill-health lo moderate drinking. The proper ventilation of our school houses is one of the luo.-t important questions of the day. C '1 1 left, hot he'iid und hands, and cojisequi nt lasi tilde and headache, is the ct mmmi com plaint of many of tin children in tho crowded, ill-ventih.tel c!as loon.. . ). FtH'te'.- Ihiii h V' ',,' Each inhalation of puiv ..ir is rctun.i d laden with poison ; lo grains of it added t ) the atmosphere of u bedroom every hour, or 1,200 grains during the night. 1'uIcks that poison laden utmt.s pVeie is diluted or removed by a constant current of nir pa-sing through the rooms, the blood becomes impure, then circulates sluggishly, accumulating and piessing on the bruin, causing fiighlful dreams. Bad coe.king is responsible for a largo amount of ill health, and so is lapid eating. 1'ew e rse iis e-l e w ti t ir food perfectly tine lu fore swallowing it. They have, so they think, not tune to cnt as they should, and so they swallow some thing and go about their work. A writer says: Threo digestions are known to physiologists- mout h digestion, stomach digestion, bowel digestion. To make the first complete, the food should be gronnd 'ine by the tee th and mixed with the saliva and nothing else ; then, and not till then, it is ready to be intro duced into tlicHtomach, un.l go through the B' ootid l roress. The stomach is a patient, long-suffering oipan, but it cannot always d,i the: werk ol the teeth and its own too, and when, from sheer imtbility to meet the unjust demands forced on it, dyspepsia with all its annoying train takes possession, the hapless victim can only mourn over his unwise haste aud repent of his omis sions when it may be too late to repair them. Children especially need to be instructed as to the necessity ol thor ongh mastication of their food, and tho habit formed iu them of chewing it fine and taking ample timo to eat. When going from a warm atmosphere to a colder one, keep the month closed, so that the air may be warmed by its passage throngh the noie, ere it reaches the lungs. tf- "ST

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