daWBMfiaaWaq SFh(j (fj-halham Record.; H. A. LONDON, Jr , M A 'J7X1CJ or AI) V J: IITI SING. FDITOR AND I'noi'iillTOlU Oue tqa.'re, oi.e inn'riion, Oue squire, two limiilotis,. JneNjunre. f :( iv..ntn, TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: 1.60 2.M Oiinenpy ,i.U ihoh'Ii One oojiy, three ri 'iitiu - - l.ltt v VOL. IV. PITTSBOHO CHATHAM CO., N. C, AUGUST 17, 1882. NO. 49. lite Light or Hope. Tim course of tlio wt ariet rivur Ends in the groat pray . Tho acoui, forever ami t'vor, Strives upward to lliotroe. Tie rainbow, tho sky adorning, Khiues promiso thion di tin- norm; Tbe glimmer of coming morniug Through midnight gloom will form By time all knots are rivi n, Complex although liny bo, And ohcc will at last I o given, Duar, both to you and to mo. Thon, though tho path may be drrary, L )ok onward to thn goal; Though the heart and tho head ho weary. Let faith inspire thu mml; B"ck the right though tho wrong he leniilui; Kpeak tho truth ut any cost; Vain in uli weak exempting When once tho hi m in lost. 1,0 1 etio'ig hand and lc n eye ho n a ly For plain and ambii-dicd fo ; Though anient and t.niey i-to.vly Hear I 1-st until tin; c!oo. Tno heavy ilotid nay ho raining, Hut Willi evening cornea t!in light; Though tho low wiihIh aro Complaining, Yrt tho minrio gilds the height: Au-1 lovo lias its hidden tn ai-uro For thu p.i'l' iit and iho pure; And time givea liin fullest moa-uno To the workers who endure; And the Word that no law huth shaken Ha tho future pledge supplied; For we know tliat whim wo 'awaken" We shall I e "siilielied.-' PLODDING TOM. "Tom Dunn, do yuu know your lu.s son yet?" Tho question, uttered in nn irritated tone, aru from a young man who Lad been reading a i,pw. upnr, waiting fur tho tardy hoy of bis eiuss. 'No-no, Mr, I don't believe. I do. quite," was the hesitating r- ply. "Are you nwaro w hut tiu.o it Is ?" "O-.ie o'clock, sir." Tom knew that well en-ngh Ut.l not his eyes lingered r,n tho hands of the old moon -fucod clctk, und thei.ee gone roving out the windows to where the fields wero sleeping in tho u inday haze? And then he was no huncry. "Tom, come hei.. I ran t under stund whnt makes ynu fo stupid." said the master; and taking tho hook ho hastily proceeded to leview 'tlio lessim point after point. "Do you uuderstmd this?'' ho asked, "nd that, and that?' Tom's brow lightened. Ilo v. as pleased with himself when thi'i.cs 1. oVtd clearer, aad all doubts vaui-hol.and hw hearly "Oh, thank you, sir," inado the the teacher miilo. "You are very Flow, Dnun, v.'. r alow I do not think I ever paw a fi llow just liko you; but I think what yon learn you learn. Thatwa ju.st about il. What Tom Dnnn ttew ho krow theroiiRhly. "Well, if tl.ero it-n't Totu, just r.s din ner is douo f cied his (-inter Annie. "And every bit of the pudding roup,' nail Osear, tho next eldoNt liiothor. "I nwdo euro you'd slay all'day." Toor boy 1" nighed Lia mother; "lie is always behind in everything. Ewr sinco ho was a baby ho has beeu blow." Tom sat down, however und ato the scraps contente Uy. If had always been his lot to eat eerupa, XoL-ody M-emod to think that Tom would earo what ho ate, "I don't know what wo phull do with that boy," Dr. Dunu often said, when talking over the prospects of their chil dren. "Charley inclines to tho law, and Oscar will bo a doctor, but whai ability has Tom for anything ? Ho is so slow and plodding; so little ambi tious, that I am diicjuraged whou 1 think of his future." 'Toor Tom!' slid Mrs. Dunn, be tween a fcign and a lungh ; "ho is Iho bluck sheip of tho family. When ho was a little follow I used to bo startled by the owl like wisdom of his faco. I never thought then that it was dullnns. He Cun't help it. His motions are slow, his mind is slow, but I hopo he wi i 1 make his way in tho world." Tom was the butt of tho family, but it did not seem to anger him at all. He know he was Mow. Charley con hi play brilliantly, tdng a song with excellent effect, play any game well. O-ioar, his younger brother, was fam ous for his com ositions and his power of elocution. All the rent outstripped biro, an 3 yet he plodded on with patience. "Going to the theatro to-night?" asked a well-dressed young man of Turn, as they left a store together. This was four Ytars later, and Tom was a clerk in Tolman & Tolman's great etttablihh ment, and so slow and undemonstrative that the clerks were always chaffing him. He thought for a moment, and finally said, "No." "Have yon been?" "No." "Then you don't know anything of life" "Then I don't want to," said Tom. "By the way, where are you board ing?" asked his friend, pullirg on a pair of very tight gloves. Tom never wore any. "At Glen's in Holbrook Street" "Oh, but yon are slow ! Why, that's way down town." "That's why I board there. I only pay four dollars a week. Good evening." "The meanest fellow I ever met," said Dick Dalton, as he planted his lancy eaue, as heavily as its frailty wonld admit, cn tho sidewalk. Tom gained his boarding-honso, a tall, rusty looking tenement, in tho fourth stury of which was his room. It was a desolate-looking apartment, for bbvo iu the coldofct weather, Tom never hud a tiro. Tht ro were three shelves full of excellent books, and on a table was something that looked like an aruiehiiir. Bits of pine, and a paper tilled with rawdut kept them com pany. Of conrso Tom got frugal meals in this place. A widow und her daughter kept tlio Iioupp, letting tho rooms to loil(?erri ; but Tom's quiet ways had wo: an ertranoo to their hearts, und tlicr took li ra lu tht ir table for a small consideration. Tom rau up (stairs whim ho reached lioiue. Ho did not run up u'aird in any other place-, but thoro was uu attraction theio which was Letter than the amuse ments to which his acquaintances do voted themselves. Just as ho had seated hinuelf at the tablo aud takon tip a scrow hoiuo one kuockod at t!o door. At thj low "come iu," his el.lot brother preeoutol him self, dre.si i d in tho height of fashion, handsomo, nud even imposing iu ap pearance. "Will, Toiu, theso are your lodg ings, my boy," fcaid tho young man. "Not much blylo about them, I must nay." "Ni.t much, tail Tom, "cheerfully. "Haw you jnr.t couiti from homo ?" 'Yen, und everything is g-.iug on a'iour tlio t-auio. Fa her is mighty pleaml that I havo got myshitiglc np." "Are you prospering V ' aked Tom. Wil li ; Hidi-Inng gianco at tlio ivory cane a id l i 1 gloves and thu gold chain. "Oil, so so. Oi course it has taken some mi tit y to furnish my ollko." "I iluuii-ht fathor advanced you live hundred dollars." ' Ho hu did. Tho old gentleman was very good to mortgage tho property I stippes') yuu uro iutorui-d of the, fact but things atoi-o espeuf-ive." 'What things ?'' "Ail things. Ta get business, now-a-dayr n fellow must mako a show." "And so you smoko toa-oont cigars, give a supper now und then, treat your eonipnuious aud go to tho theatere." "Oh. Lung it, your blood is water, Tom; and besides your position is dif ferent from mine. Things aro expected from mo. I must go into society. By and by I shall got a case that will pay mo tidily for all these sacrifices." 'Sacrifices 1 ' repented Tom, in a tone that made Charley's blood run faster, so t'nit ho said to himself with an oath. " Tho same old slow boy, with no more brains than an ox. You ure itili at the machine, I soo," ho said, aloud. "Oh, yes. It costs next to nothing aud if it does not como to any thing, it gives mo something to think about." " Yon don't say that you ever think,'' was tho sarcastic response. " Well, now aud then I Uu," was tho slow rejoinder. Charley rose, nauntorod about the room for a few moments, and then stood still, his handsome face red dening. "I tuy, Tom, can't you loud me ten dollars I I am out of cash." " I uevor lend," said Tom. Charley's breath grew bhoit and quick. Home iusultiug speech was on tho end of his toni'ue, for he folt both rage and contempt ; but Tom wont to a de-sk aud lifted the lid. "If a five-dollar note will do you any good, you aro quito welcome to it. It is all I have by me," fid Tom. " Well, you are a good fellow," gasped Charley, his tongue yet hot with tho words ho had intended to bay. Tom went onee or twice to his brother's office, and did not like it. "Why do.-s tho young lawyer spend a hundred dollars in pictures, and why does ho keep the company of such men as I havo met there?" ho asked himself, indignantly. f,?.One day Tom received a letter from his brother Oscar. "Dear Old Tom, I expeot I shall have to leave college. Th'ngs are going wrong at home. I don't suppose any ono has told you. They seem to think yon have all you can do to take care of yonrself, and so you have, I suppose. Charley has been au awful weight upon father, and this year the crops have all failed, aud father is disabled by rheu matism. I don t care much about myself. I only studied medicine to please father, and should rather be almost anything else. I think I could write for the newspapers. Can't you get me a placo in some store ? I could wtitu evenings, and live with you Think it over, for I am sure father is goirg to lose all his propetty. Charley plays billiards, and, I am afraid, cards. Write me as soon as you can what can Le done.for me." Tom wrote in less than a week. His employer wanted an under salesman. Then ho Ret himself to look into his father's affairs. Everything was going to ruin. The farm was to be sold; his father and mother were nearly heart broken, and no ono for a moment thought of looking to him. But never theless he laid his plans. To pay the mortgage was quito impossible, but he hired some comfortable rooms in the old lions') where he stayed, sold what could be sold from tho stock of tho farm, hud tho necessary furniture brought to towu and installed his fathor and mother in a comfort. iblo homo. Tho old folks learned to depend on him, and lii! sister fouud a situation us bcok-keepor. Ono day u gentleman culled upon Tom aud was invited into his room. "You huvo been at work fifteen years on this maohiuo, you say?" remarked tho gentleman when ho had exumiuuii it, Tno speaker was u bu.sino?s uinu. whoso favor was almost equal to a fortune. "Yes, sir," said Tom, quietly; "I was always a plodder." "Well, you havo plodded to 6omo purpose," was tho answer. "I am sure thoro is money enough in it to malm you a rich man." Tom grew very red, and tho room seemed to go round for a moment. "Thank yon," he made reply. "I should like to be rich for tho t-uko of other.-." And so, eventnaily, plodding Tom won the rao : and became tho piuoticul, efficient, prosperous mau of the fuiuily. Hoarding One's Self. It is generally supposed that working gins who essay to board themselves in the city are necessarily deprived of many comforts. Not ut all. A good manager can live cheaply,, aud well in this man ner. Wo recall to mind two gir.'s who loft ploasaut country homes to find their bread in u grout city. They had not money enough for first-class board and lodgiug; so they hiicd the cheapest room they could find in a good location. It was not eauly reuchod, being ut the heud of four flights of siuii.-; und though stairs ure not as u general thing considered as help; to stieu th, they took them as a necessary evil, and made it u point of economy to traverse them us few times in tho day us poEsiblo. They began by provid.ug themselves with certain inexpensive household ar ticles; a toasting fork, an alcohol lamp, two sauce pans, one tin for heating water, and a second cne lined with por lain for making tea und chocolate; plates, knives and spoons. Itlore, as they were not ill bred in table manuals, they also purchase forks. They took breakfast ut one or another restaurant when in a hurry; but as both were, from habit and principle, early risers, breukftutt wus ofti-uer prepared iu their own room. If you wonder how that can be quito compatible with tiie most dainty cleanliness, the unswer must be that the care with which it id done uiunt be proportioned to the difficulties ot the case. To speak plainly, they covered the bed iguominiously with a largo, bright blanket, bought for tho occasion, opened the windows for a thorough and prolonged sweep of fresh air, while they used their Indian clubs, and then pro ceeded to tho serious matter of broak fast. The uninitiated, who are iu the habit of thinking of Hour by tho barrel, and milk by the quart, may not be awaro that fine white bread can be bought for five cents, aud a can of condensed milk, delicious for use in tea and ci'ffee, for twenty. A small leaf of bread lasted these two peojlo for two meals and a euu of condensed milk, in daily use for ut least one meul, for they both drunk tea and coffee) was only empty at the eud ot t. e mouth. Their lull of fare was considerably varied; there can now be obtained cans of prepared soup, twenty-five cents worth of which prepa ration has been made into six pints of nourishing, palatable food. Tiie.ro ure. canned meats of various kinds, most do licious chickens to bo fouud at moder ate prices, aud boiled eggs are not to be despised as articles quickly and sat isfactorily cooked. There were some gala occasions when with more time than usual at their disposal, they in dulged in delicious cream toast. The cream was milk, to be sure, bnt care fully made, seasoned, aud enriched by a piece of butter, the bread in thin, ar tistic slices. It was suoU soa-it as ro restaurant, even the most aristocratic, ever furnished, and tho cost was never more than fonr cents apiece. By this it may be seen that that tho personal serving of one's self means neither slav ery nor starvation. A Formidable Weapon. A cations piece of artillery has ar rived at Windsor Castle. Tbe weapon, which is believed to have come from snmo Eastern oonntry, has seven barrels, the bores of which are rather larger than those of ordinary rifles, laid horizon tally upon a woo. ten carriage, the cen tral one being longer than the rest. At the breech is a groove for a train of powder to the touchholes, so that nil the barrels can be discharged simultaneously, IX AVJ'lti.MiK MAItKKT. How llio High Price ol Urol tin Aliened iho llmie aud 0:t l.amhi-r Truili-. The market for the harvest gathered in the streets of New York is somewhat dnll at present, as many of the pro ducers aro out of town, resting by the wayside and visiting farm houses. The demand is fair, and dealers expect a livelier business in tho fall. The fol lowing are tin; 'atost quotations, tho price per pound being fiven in each case: Old rubber overshoes aud boots, 2 cor.ta; broken f.lass, half a cout; hemp string, 3 iruii; rags, 1 rents; paper, a half to one ivid turoe-qnartor cents; lo id, t cents: brass, '.) cents; copper, Vi cents; old stovo pipe-i, one-third of a cout; nails, old kettles, and nil old iron, ono half cent; old boots ard idiocs, ono quarter cent; tin, ono quarter cent. Tho sit ply of tin i. very largo, and tho mar ket is glutted. "What U done with old tin ? ' a whole sale dealer was asked. It is cast into sash weigh tH." "How is tho market for old bones?" was asked. "Fair but quiet. Trices rather firm uow ut thirty c -nts a bushel. Bones is high, I reckon, 'ciuso beef is high, bnt I tell you th-y n.ust como dowu. Shin und knee bones of prime quality demand brtiter prices, b'li if beef do:.'t como down they'll kiil tho market by this YuuUt o bone-- hand-mndo bene, like." "You lue.iu c.'lluloidY" "You've (.'ot it now. It's just us good (or buttons and knife handles." "What is the mott popular article in your line ?' "iJottlos, of cmu'so. Soda water and beor bottles mo worth a cent taeli. Somoiimes thev run np to two conts; chaaipane bottles briug more. Ttioy aro M-ut back to bo filled !aiu." "Shipped back to Europe ?" "Now, dou'i. Yes, yes, to Europo, but on aceuuut of tho strikes they don't get further thaa Iiobokon." "What becomes of tho old shoes?" "Scut to tho mills. What mills? Pepper mills them that's poor. Oh, thoy mako lino pepper if wi ll roasted. The others go to the sole leather mills. They aro ground up and pressed into koIo leatner. Big bubiLoss while beef is high." ' Old straw is sixty-five cents a hnn dred weight; hardware paper, ninety cents; newspupors, 81.70, light print paper, 81; n a ila paper, $2.12; mixed rag?, S2, and all-wool rags, to. Care ful junk dealers, who assort their wares ready for remanufacture, mako a good profit. Some of them are very rich men. S. Y. Sun. i rust it Hoy. Somewhat more than fifty years ago, I was uppointod a midshipmaa iu the navy uud sent to New York. I was only fourteen years old, aud being of a deli cate make an 1 small stature, did not look more thn i cloven. My previous life l.nl been r.pent in Ihe country, and I knew nothing of cilj ways or businoss proceedings. Bay-day was tho thirtieth of the month, but I wanted some money on tho twentieth, aud passing through Wall street I went into a broker's office and mid, "You lend money hero, do you not?' "Yes." "I wont to borrow twenty dollars for ten days," 1 said. I did not then understand tho quizzi cal manner wi;h which the broker look ed at me for a few momeuts bofore replying, "You shall have it, and I won't charge you interest for it either." Ho gave mo the money and I signed a receipt , and, I need not add, tho twenty dol!axs woro promptly returned at the expiration of ten days. I am sorry tha I havo fsrgoltun the name of i ho broker. I mentioned tho incident many years aftorwurd to a gentleman who said it wus the most extraordinary story he hud ever henril of Wall street broker, of all men. Tho other c iso bappended in Wash ington about fifteen years n.0. I was standing in the porch of Williard's Hotel, when a littlo boy with a bright, honest face said to mo, Tleuse, sir, lend me twenty-five cents to setup in business? I want to buy some newspapers to sell." 1 replied, "My boy, I haven't got twenty-five cents, but here aro fiftv cents, aud when you waut to return it you will fiud mo at this hotel." "Thu k yen," ta:d the little lad. "1 will bring it I a -k." I ni'Vcr expected to see him or the money again, and considered it a dona tion; but in the evening as I was walk ing up and down in the entrance hall smoking, my coat was pulled by a little newsboy, aud I turned and beheld the youngster who Lai applied for a loan iu the morning, with tho same bright face that attracte 1 me then. "Well, my man, what is it?" I said, as though I didn't know him. "I have brought you back your fifty j cents, sir," mid he, "und I am ever so much obliged to yon. I have made more than u dollar clear profit with your I money." Hie Brain. Dr. n. W. Mitohfdl of Now York, iu a lecture on the "Brain aud its Wonders." tu'd that the cerebellum of the brain presided over the or, nn of motion, nud that it could be removed from animals without taking away their intelligence. The offect, however, would be thnt they could not move. The samo symptoms, ho said, could bo observed in man under tlio ibflnence of alcohol. If tho latter takes too much of the stimulant his cerebellum and tho litllo cells of which it is compof.oil refiuo to do t!e:r work and tho mau staogers. He clai-..eiitlmt a person learning to play ru tho piano und a woman thria.liugn uei-di-' were, regulated by thtir cerebellum, and iiih out its usMsiit'ieo could do nothing, lie said that the medulla oblongata was tho ruo.st vital part of tho whole sy.iteui, und if rau through with u Rnifo life would bo destroyed in un instant. Ad vahta :o bus been tukeu of this in the process of hanging people, nid the gar roto hud been introduced on the tame principle. Ilo claimed that tho brain could no - get along without nerves and that it 1 n twelve i airs of them. The first three nerves wotc of special sense olfactory, optic and auditory. The ollaclory nerve wa-; not very well defined iu man, n: it wai not necessary, but it reached its viiy highest dcvi lopm.-t.t in dot;s, en's ai.d ini-n. Ir was none per ceptjiilo in iho rat than any oilur animal, und tho I loud hound came next in order. Alter desciibiu;; the optic nerve the lecturer mid that the seuso of hearing was less developed in in in thau in the animal. Ho oinn uHe.d that ii either of tlu thrco nerves mentioned were cut there would Lo no senso of vain nud that the only result would be tho destruction of tho Rcnso of smell, sight or hearing. Tho fifth nerve, ho sniil, cenfe-rs Bcnsibly ou the face, uliI when irrituled gives rise to intense puin. He insisted that the pnenmo-gustric nerve was the great vital nerve of the whole body, and said that if it were divided our respiration would naso ut once. He then explained the working of tho spiual cord uud its connection with tho brain, und concluded ' v r "it iDg the ell'ects of a cohol, chloroform, opium and sirychuino on that oruu d the bi.dy. l'utlence. Men as a race uro not so patient as women; perhaps ono of tho principal causes is that man is more belll-h than his gentio counterpart. A man grieves most at his own misfortunes, w hile wo men, with tho generous movement ot their eo-ils aud pliancy of their gentle hearts, are toncheid inoro ,by the trou bles of other people. Btcaute women do not sull'er as much as men, it must not bo inferred that they tlo uot feel so much. No one ever accused Women of unfeeling stupidity. The fault if any thing lies in tho opposite extreme an over refined dolicacy. Now, sensibility, whether of joy or misery, urines iu pro-1 portion to our ingeuuity or dehcacy of mind. Aud no ono ever yet doubled that the mind of man is coarser thau that of woman. Afflictions, therefore, full not bo heavily on his as they do on tho more roilned disposition of womau. Nay, how often is one of tho oppoBito sex touched by a lino distress that a man never fools. Thus tho iudjc inge nuity and delicacy of miiul which sheds such lovely lustre around eveiythiuij iu her days of prosperity, and imparts such an exquisite relish to every j v when sho does rejoico, casts a dot per shade on her soul iu adversity, und i,ives a keener tdo to pain aud iuistry. Mark her when visited by calamity. How violent are the tir.t starts aud sullies of i e-r grief! But how soon, after adver sity, with its slow, cumbering motions, and its foul and rugged fun, steps has trodden over tho smooth and pleasant surface of her soul, deude-niug its ac tivities aud making all its powi n sU.id still does patience, truusm tliug its kindly and enlivening beams, comfort her spirit, and s soothe it us lo make it discontinue its course of L'!''f and even become sereue and bright; so the tender grass, beaten down upon the earth by the heuvy falling of u shower of rain, will again, I v tho clear shilling of tho sun, spring off his blobs nus. Kerenue ami (iratilud". Revenge lives longer gru'it.nle. In eloiso Mr. Smith's uoto to kiep him irom bankruptcy, and in h t.iutith he will havo forgotteu all aio:. it. mil Mr. Smith s nose, und hu will lierish a a secret desire to burn your hoiis i down the revt of his life. Revenge is a pas sion; gratitude only a Hcntttm-iit. All can.hate, but only one mau iu a hundred possesses sense enough to be thankful, and in these Inter dayH it wo ihl foem that the one had fled to tho m umtaius. Corn is not easily id-.-nMood, and farmers who chooso to mix their neigh born crops with their own by night can hardly t-ver lie convicted. In this di lemma, a stcret society at Ewing, Ind., whips every man suspectd of corn thieving in that neighborhood, each member strikiug ono blow, so as to equalize the leepcnsibility for mistakes. Moori-lt Mtive 'ill. As every niuu may huve as m ny slaves iu his Larem us he bus money enough to buy, the sluvo market is well patron ized. The court in which this is usually hel 1, rn three days in every week, opens out of u labyrinth of email, nar row streets, wLioh form the bazaar or general market of tho city, a j laoo in which thn higher cIukh of Mom1 would not ou other occasious deign to be seen. As the afternoon wtuis on, however, they may be Keen ambling down on their gayly caparisoned mules, with u slave walking buhiud thorn, to tho t n liaueo of tho court, wheio they dis ciouut and recline, in picturesque groups mound the tnclcsi:re. About the same time arrive by twos und threes thoso who uro to bo sol 1, being placed by the sidesmen in some small roe-esses or stalls opening onto the court. At tho i-alo which I witLe..Si d there wire about til iy f.r sixty purse us for sale, of both sexen und all uies, most of them black us ji t, nud iroru their features evidently of the Sondun, some of whom weio to bo sold only in lo'b, with two or three children. These weio the drudges for house uud field work, the price of whom is always moderate, and commeiisnr.itii to tho amount d woik they are likelv to bo U lo to perform. But besides then! V.ei.n t u female! flg ui'eu who cvidenliy exoitod no hiuaii amount of iiiloie. t in tho gray beunled old Iduor.t who formed not a small pro portion of the purchasers. Ou-j oi thoiu was a closely ve iled Moorish girl, whr.se featured wore roveulul ouly to inquiring customers, but who from u pas.-ing fclae.ee did not appear to be li ii.at kuhie for hev bt tmty ; t he other wus a reully pretty giil from iho province tf Hu-'. w hoso rose;-colored t allau und gice-n silk head dress contrasts a picaMinily wirii her olivo complexion and long, black lushes. They we:o all uea'ly ihes;id, bearing no sign of ill treatment or tcaut nourishment, und were treated with ell consideration both by salesmen and pnrehaseis, though tho examination made by the latter of tho teeth, arms, etc., of thoso thny bid for was very re pulsivo to those uuaccuslomeil to biieh sights. A Violent l'rocoedlng. A Cincinnati man recently distin guished himself by leading his wifo oui of a theatrical m tiueo by the ear. He defends himself us follows: "I feel that 1 have accomplished much good. My wife is not the only womau iu Ciu cinuati who Las neglected Lcr children and her household affairs to visit niuti nees onec or twice a weeek, but there uro hundreds of them, uud it is time that, husbands and n'.l ers entered their protct. She knew tho characters and plots of at b n-t u hnudrrd plays, and was forever talking about them. She gave me no rest, und was worse thau a stage-struck youth, who is eternally quotiug from tho druma. Niav'y every move I made, or opinion I expressed, hhe likened me to soiuo character she had seen atttho theatre. One night 1 had the toothache like thunder, mid wu walking tip und dowu the siting-ro ini tloor with iny hand up to my jaw, when ahepeeptd in at me, uud utter lookinc. a moment, said, 'Hello Hamlet, to pull, or not to pull.' His chief grievance, howover, was that she called him "Toodles," and tl at poems to have been the inciting ea'iso for bis laid in the theatre. As ho enjoys publicity so so wi ll, perhaps he may be lmppiei Ftill when the stage) struck wife hues for i divorce. rtiolish Fxlrtm'gitncp in I'mietnls. Chicago is noted for Iho almost houii l le s oxtruv.igui.cp of its fumrul expens es. Boor people I'VoTwUo'ni themselves in dt bt iu orer to pay Lr-LOf to tbe nirm ol j of the dead, whom ten obeli they neglcetid or loid.td eildiy ou when liv ing. Now this very fact shows that the practho is not io much tut of love and ntUetion as pr ceiling from a sidlislmefs which i eis credit reflected on the living iu piisaj i.eriiiili i .supposed to he intend ed to revi si-lice the dead. It has been fated that )ahori:i men are ne t seldom j le ried at nu t-xeti.-e rf Irom sixty to one hundred dollri.s. Iu iuntainivs of I persons belter off in this world's goods, capes, gloo., flower.., carriages, mag nificently appointed heniscs, slid richly I copipui boned horses uro indulged in, Tho exilellielv pour, even, di:.'dedby dumb snows," uu.l blinded to their puvtity by their grief and tears, wildly rush into the most ridiculous displays of exuavagance. Iu some eaes it is wiltnl, in still others, the more re suit of foolish and silly rivalry between families nn.l neighbrus. Mali iinoniiil Induct incuts. Tho East Mississippi Co operative Endowment Association of West Foiut, Miss., purports to be chartered by tho State, aud, iu aldition to the usual matrimonial department, with its pro mise, of $1,000 within sixty days after receipt of la'.isfaetnry prooi ot nar riage of the benetic'ury, has also a birth department, holding out to parents the glittering bait of 81.0(H) or 82,000 for each child born to them. Among the Ilo worn. The woodhiiieelliuhi Iho urbur uVr lis tendi iln flinging to thn walls, And forming l.oiy g ild n IihIU ; The routs richly I'l -o:n oi.ee morn. And 'mid tl.o while mien 'gain I soo A face, uud l,ar " iny In in t ia true." JIi i vleridi r hand had plueked the lo-o, And bade me trust tho tale il told , Hut when thopoisiiw did unfold, They si one d to w.n.ilroii: ly di:e!o-n Tlct in oiii hvi M a thought had grown, "Una In Uc! he lorn that i-onies illiltuonu, " II"W hhall I o'er f' i;:' t that le ur, When o'er iik aivhe-l t'ie HiuUing akir ! Forget that bill li, those don neui-t eyes; Forgi t th-pinl: -'I (Oieeiilv ll.e.vi r I -Tho l.iuU 111 it (availed, in ti-nd'iwl tolio, " My love I'm- yi'ii 1 thus will own."., The In leilinjje mid ivy, too, l.:,i-lyiar lie I i-pal.e tin ir ne.vlie lun:!it, An I 1 lln -ir ii ii in i r- m.IiJ.V su:;;. Till j',n puN Conn (i tie- ll. iiiio anew, .V-w phh.x e li.vo in our boijiiels, Win'.- 1,-,' ilily j le.'u tht sniiiiie.r days. II- Is rf th the loll' il of Wllllel' 1mI.iI H.'a eiii V r-i-y lips in re walt-il ; V- I t.i. li funi I ihoilghl tin y had rovvaled Wnvu 'round our lieartn ii golden baud. That through llei tin nil;; years v.ilJui.ii 0 Ai both oui pall.W.v-, ;l t. lIHllie. ' -... .!..! .. V A it I Kill-is. Au futile R.iHMuii .;uaid, With its iiou cutumifioiii-d c Hi vis, hiii been seiiteii'-ed to Sil'eii.t f.r life, for con spiracy to steal ,i tr.A.tliu it bad hjcil bi lit to protect, I'leaclo r (arriving divi, chi d) "What thai I I do, Mrs. Mc'Jr-'goi ? 1 am wet through aud tltioiign." Old Scotch ffom.'U "(i -t into tho p".l'it an puiious yo can Ye'i; Lo dry ono' there.'' James Meining, J.d- u lib e.-tor in tho city of Oitifigow HiViV, h-iM just, been convicted by the S.:ot.:h Uigh Court of Justiciary of emb zding $.'5,217,155, and sentenced io eijhl month'.' aojirirou uient. Wo have (.-rent svuirulhy for the bach elor, who, when dying, li it all las pro perty tn threo ladies who had refuseel all his offers oi inarriaeo. "Nobody can toll, ' howhi-m-iv.l, how much those ladies l,ao contributed to uiy happi ness." "But you know, pa," srid tho far mer's duUiihier, when he r-poko to he;r about ihe addresses o u neighbor's son, " that ma wautu mo to many a man of culture." "So do I, my dear, so do I, aud there is no letter culture iu tho country than agriculture." The youngest bride ever hoard of in tho Uuited States is Mi-s Catoe, who, though oi ly eh veil years and seven mouths of uge, was married to Thomas Payne by a regularly ord.i uod minister u South Can linn. Her husband is bowed under I lie weight of only twenty years. Japan is prmiiuvl u count ittitioua.1 fovui uf government at tho end of t ight yt ats. By way of preparation for that even', the Japanese Minister ut Berlin has been instructed to n.r.lto iv careful study of tlio Prussian sy-tein or govern ment, which is likely to be tiie one chosen us u model. "Murder? Your honor, it wasn't a murder, it was a suicide. Ye'i seo he wanted to kill himself, aud hadn't the courage to, so Le uslcd rue, uud 1 sui cided him." "But, why did you then ta'so his watch and poeki I book?" " Why ? Bt cause Lo Had no further use for them that's why ! " " Ma, haven't I been a nul good boy since I've been gcing to Sunday school?" "Yes, my Limb," nuswerod tho mali-rnul parent, fondly. "And you trust mo now, don't you, ma?" "Yes, ibirlini., yes." "Th"!)," spoko up the little innoci nl, " v, hat nuikcs you fcpep tho preset ves leek' d iiji iu the pantry the n'oe as ever ? " Mi-s Moire's Hit : Miss Brown, who is no louuer young, wus chiding Miss Midio for her foolishuesH in carrying a purns.ol, which Mi's Brow:! nod was use less, inula piece: of affect at ion, " I never cany a i nra -ol," she said. ' No,' replied Miss Metro; "people tn the shady side of life have i.o use for them." A pretentious perr-im sh'oI to the lead ing man of a ermuiry viilige: "Uow would a !iet uro by me on Mount Vesu vius suit the inl iibithaiits of your vil lage? " " Very well, sir ; v. ry well, iu deed," he answered ; " a lecture by you on Mou:d Vesuvius would suit Ihom a grrut deal better than a lecture by you in this village, sir " A Mr. O.-itc'i has s'arted uh " rival to Orcur Wilde, and is dvixwing crowds to his ii's'lietio lectures iu IiOiulon. ne pronounces tho prereut mule attiro idiotic, condemns ha', coat, and vest, uuil reserves spi cial bitterness for trousers. Ho peps in for Knickerbockers aud stocking, no shirt front, no coat tails, ami no pockets. Tasha is a Turkish title given to Gov ernors of provinces. Ministers of state, and navul or military commanders of high rank. Bey, or Beg, is a title of honor given to tiie sons of a pasha, and to army officers holding thn rank of colonel. 1 1 means lord or commander. I n Tunis and Tripoli the snprome officer of the State is called the Boy. i ; J

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