11 E M.VKRIK1) FOU MONEY
And F.unsl kin Krlde Pertlonleaa . Jr
nallst from M. Loads Full. Into a Widow's
Net.
liohomia has stirrod itself to produce
more tbnu odo local eensutiou of lute.
This is a little out of the natural order
of things. As a rule Bohemians live
on, but do not make sensations. The
young journalist for instance is. in
private, rather a steady-going individual,
possessed of quiet tastes and domestio
longings that seem proportioned in
versely to his ability to gratify them,
lie is not the roistering blade some
think him, for the practice of his call
ing compels him to look under the sur
face of things, aLd mere dissipation, as
Mich, has generally but little attraction
for him. The rect ntly-vtntilated career
of the member of tho profession whose
uv sterious disappearance excited com
uient and speculation a few days a;o is
ono of tho exceptions that go to prove
this rule. So, then, when a very heart
loss thinr is done by a newspaper man,
it is not. a little surprising to his associ
ates. When bo does what is not only
very heartless but betrays consummate
folly, the wonder increases.
A case of the bitter sort occurred a
few days ago. Tho hero of the affair
camo to Chicago from the suburban
village an the banks if the Mississippi,
that has sent so many newspaper men
good, bad and indifferent to swell
the ranks and reduce the salaries of the
members of tho calling here. Shaking
the dust of St. Louis from his willing
feet aud reaching Chicago in due course,
ho eventually found himself enrolled as
a member of the staff "f tho Times, on
which paper he served for a short
period. Noted for m illing in particu
lar txoept nratness of appeal uuce, an
irri'Bitille inclination to boast abont
"Bossier rarii-h in Louisiana," and a
bubit of talking regretfully about the
good old timov before tho war, a regret
only tempered by the rttleetim that
since that epoch his paternal parent
used to insist, before his removal to
unotlior sphere, upon "his niggahs votii'
the Democratic ticket, sab," William
Allau Thrrp might have lived and died
a medium reporter had not Cupid and
cupidity conspired ag'tiUht him. It was
bis fate to board at the same house
with Mrs. Annie M. Young, a widow
fi-oui the Empire State, and disregard
ing, or heedless of the sago advice of
the elder Weller, to succumb to her
wiles. Had their been some counsellor
at bis elbow to whisper "Beware of the
vidders," Villiam, young Thorp mihht
Lave been saved, but there was not,
mid ho walked into the net spreid for
him.
Cupid, as has been hinted, had somo
thiug to do with this result. The vie
tim was young and susceptible, the
widow was as gentle and insinuating as
only women can be who know men's
weak points by experience, and so what
passed for love sprung up in the ehiral
ricbriast of the impetuous Southron.
But when the fair Now Yorker told him
one tine day that she was about to come
into possession of $75,01)0, aud would
nevt r, no never, let him work auy more
if sho had but the right to provide for
him, he felt a new and warmer feeling
about the cockles of his Ik art. To flirt
Willi a widow wus all very well 'tis a
way they have in the South but to
m irry a widow with 75,000 crisp, new,
national bank bills would bo much
better, ho thought. Aud so ho pro
posed out of naiiil and was accepted
with thanks.
Up to this tinii) the prcgr.ss of the
affair was kept verj piii t bit on Muu
day, Aup'.ist 7, tho reporters at the
eoni.ty 1 nilding f. und a sort of circular
note left for them by Thorp in ono of
the office, ia which he announced his
maniae us about to take place that
, vcr-eveniunr, nnd u-ked that the issue
of tho imiuinKo lii iii: e mifiht not be
made public beforo tho publication of
the nnuriage. Exactly how this was to
be dene was not hinted, but on meeting
a reporter of the Herald a shrrt time
after, Thorp himself suggested tba. the
diUicuIty ruuUt hi pol cur if the
papers wouid publish his mariiage
aimnllannt.usly with tho record of the
licfnse. Ho far as this p iper was con
cerned that was done. Then everybody
forgot all abont tho cffiir, or if they
remembered it all it was only to picture
tho happy couple in tho full eiijnjruent.
of th" proveibiul bliss cf tho newly
wedeb d.
But there was un i nd t ti e sio-. v a
etipitl as tt ry writeis any ad the
reporter became ucqiiiiin'eil witli it by
the merest accident in life. 1! i.tVrs of
this i.jh r will lemiiiil er tls:'.r a certain
"all uiRht house" is th e.dliri;- place of
many newspaper men during the early
hours of the morning, and that much
news of all sorts is to bo gathered there.
Afiwiiifh's ago the reporter being
there, learned the upshot of the marriage-.
It seems that the $75,000 did
not materialize as soon as was expected,
and that Thorp, who had been telling
his bride what he would buy her out of
her nionev, grew tired of waiting for it.
lie had expected that it was payable on
demand, so to speak, aud when he
found not only that it was not, but
that in all likelihood its utmost value
rested ia its power, while he yet believed
in its existence to prompt golden
dreams his disgust knew no bounds.
But ho dissembled. Being out of
money, and having lost his situation, he
borrowed something fmm the dame to
whom lie had given his name in ex
change for her imaginary fortune she
really Lai a little money, something
1.1,-iit a seventy-fifth of what she j
claimed to have and set out on his re
turn to St. Louis, where be has relatives.
When he whispered his fond "Good
byp, sweetheart, good-bye," there was
no hint cf a long separation. He wm,
he said, only goinj? on a short visit, the
reason for which was vacuely described
as a desire to "arrange matters." The
days passed by, and the mature heroine
of this simple story sat in her North
Side boarding-Louse parlor, wondering
at the prolonged absence of her youth
ful lord. She grew sad and distraught.
When asked why she mourned, "He
oomcth not," she said. But some ono
else came. It was a relative from tbe
quiet Missouri hamlet, and he strode
into tbe presence of the wife of a week
to tell he that sho was widow once
more. Not the widow of a dead hus
band, he wcLt on to explain, whose love
and whoso attentions she might bope
to forget in gentlo dalliance with a
number hrce, but tbe grass widow of a
foolish youth whoso friend? had con
vinced him of his folly and sent Lim
aoross the seas to forget ber. That was
the way he put it. But she, remember,
ing how effectually she had played upon
the cupidity cf her boyish spouse may
bo pardoned if she entertains a differ
ent idea.
It seems, now, that the deserted wife
had few, if any charms, to commend
her to the eye of youth, and that she is
wholly illiterate. These facts leave no
rourn to doubt that young The ip's obj-'ct
in marrying her was to get possession
of the money he believed her to have.
In that, there being no money, he was
disappointed. As for hir, she may
have some excuse. Thorp is young,
not bad looking, and of gentlemanly
address. She may have fancied herself
in love with him. Yet it may be that
sympathy wonld be as much wasted on
one of the pair as on the other.
The Married Flirt.
Some one says "it is between tho ages
of thirty and forty that women are most
inclined to coquetry, since younger they
phase without effort," which perhaps
accounts for tbe fact that the married
uYti-4 usually a woru.in who has passed
her llrst youth, whose husband bus
b.come more or lees indiflerout, who
has begun to doubt her power, and
therefore puts it to the test at the first
opportunity, no matter at what expense,
whether she cuts the ground from under
the feet of another, or whether she
makes enemies of her single friends of
her owu sex. She is not likely to spare
anyone; it is too' great a pleasure to
show tbe lookers-on at Venice, that ago
has not withered her infiuite variety,
that marriage has not annulled her
charms, to be lightly abandoned. Bern
a married womau with a certaiu posi
tion, of course the can muke advances
which if pursued by a spinster would
entitle her to tho endit of throwing
herself at a man's head, so to speak; the
behavior which would be bold and un
womunly in tho one is tolerated and
winked at by tho usages of society in
the other. A young gill may not go to
the opera with her lover without the
intervention of a third porson; but the
marrieyl llirt may go vhere fancy
dictates with anybody's lover, and the
proprieties are not disturbed. Of course
this had its origin in tbe belief that the
married womau is so securo in ber love
for her husband that she is above suspi
cion, and so it happens that rhe is at
liberty to follow her own sweet will, do
all the mischief sho cn, and retire
behind the vis of the matron if any
one finds fault. She does not rsmember,
perhapp, that the men who flirt with her
neither respect nor admire, though they
nnderetaud "her tricks and her ways";
that it Is not so much her personality
which attracts as the fict that they are
not expected to proposo at the end of
t'jo season; that tbey can enjoy the
mimic warfare without the surrender;
that they can inspire admiration in their
turn, absorb the time and thoughts of a
woman who ought to bo thinking of
HoruebjJy else, and yet evade domestio
cares. We do not believe that because
1'hyllin in mariied sho shall shut her
self np in the nursery, read only the
cook-book, cpase to adorn herself, and
tly tho f ociety of mankiud. Ono need
not cut one's masculine friends because
one bus married; neither is it necessary
to make believe that they are lovers,
aud the woman to whom they write
"spo ney letters," of whisper silly noth
ings need not feel flattered by tho at
tention whio'u savors of an insult.
Harper's Baz ir.
Discovery of an Immense .Mastodon.
A Paris, Ky., dispatch to the Louis
ville Courier-Journal says: "The re
mains of un immense mastodon of most
incredibie proportions were discovered
very recently. A number of colored
men at work on the extension of the
Kontucj Central, about two miles from
Paris, came npon the skeleton or banes
of some immense animal about ten feet
under gronnd in a soil of steatitio na
ture. The first discovered was the
ankle, which on being measured,
showed a diameter of seven inches.
Following up this bone they discovered
tne knee, whicn through tbe socket was
twelve inches in diameter. From the
ankle to tbe top of the shoulder blade
it being three feet two inches wide
was fourteen feet seven inches. The
head was cf large proportions, measur
ing five feet ia length and several in
width. The jaw was twelve inches thick,
and the teeth are preserved in pood
condition. The backbone was then
followed np, and forty feet from the
bead were the bones of the tail. The
hindquarters were exceedingly large,
measuring in height twenty-three feet
eight inches. The hipbone was ten and
a quarter inches thick. Tbe teeth on
being weighed proved each to be two to
three pounds. Altogether it is the most '
astounding curiosity evnr known in this
community, and enough of the remains
are still in good condition to prove the
trnt'i of the assertion. It is to be re
gro'ted that the remains oonld not be
taken out entire."
I M0DEBX FABLES.
BrUhi and Wleiy Werk at the VmiM v Men.
I. THB AVARICIOUS POET.
A young poet, having saved Bp fifty
thousand dollars out of bis earnings,
thought he would make an indep endent
fortune in a short time by cbang ing his
business.
So he orgauized a "Pinafore" troupe,
which bankrupted him by break tug up in
Idaho, aud the young poet jami i back to
New York on his ankles and accepted
tho position of brakeman on tho elevated
road.
Moral. Young man, leavo well
enough alone aud don't go Wes t.
II. THE HV.S AND THE SSAKE
A hen, while out walking with her
little ones one day, observed hugi
snako in the road, and was great iy
astonished at seeing the little snaVea
run down their mother's throat for
pafety.
Oa tho way home the ben thought of
that beautiful provision of nature which
enables the snake to swallow its yonng,
and concluded to see bow it worked
herself. So she picked up one of her
nbiekn in hr mouth, and. in attempt
ing to swallow it. died of aspbyii on
the spot.
Moral What is sauce for tbo Koosa
isn't soy for the sea-serpent.
III THE CAT AND THE B1B1.
A cat having noticed a newly staffed
bird, which had just been brought
home, pounced upon and swallowed it
in a jiffy, and that very night tho cat
was ma le so deathly sick by the chetni
eal contents of the departed minstrel
that she was obliged t cancel an
engagement to accompany her intended
to a concert that evening.
Mortl. Investigate before yon swal
low, for pretty mnjh everything is full j
of ehemiealt).
IV. THE Of.NT. MAN AND THE I'lE
A certain young man who was always I
unhappy if not equipped in the laNist
style from head to foot, once determined
to eat a pis every day for his luncheon,
in order to save sufficient money to
purchase a diaiaond ring.
So he went into a pie shop, hung bis
uew derby on the peg, and sat down to
the counter on a high stool, with a
number of meehamV-s and devoured a
custard pie.
Oa departing he found to his sorrow
that same miscreant hd appropriated
his new derby aud left in its stead an
old straw hat with a purple band a
shattered re-lic of the departed sum jier.
The moral of this fable teaches us two
things : First, that we should never
sacrifice the inner for the outer man,
and second, that we should always avoid
pie.
v. the rrrxisiiEH ash the l-our.
A pcet on leaving tbe editorial rooms
for the day was once accosted by bis
facetious employer, who remarked :
"The summer has slipped mysteri
ously away; the golden rod blows, along
the roadside, the squirrel is storing
aw iy nuts for the winter, the forest is
one mighty bhzj of red ar.el yellowi
ceres smilee serenely on the land, and
yon ought to cast aside that straw hat."
The poet smiled wanly, endorsed the
sentiment of his employer, and requested
a loan of five dollars that ho might pur
chase a new tile. Tbe employer handed
out the V. and then retired tohis private
effico and clubbed himself half to
death
On the following r-.orniug the poet
entered the office with a stylis'.i derby
-. n, and his employer, desiring to bo
even with him, said :
"That hat looks pretty dry. Do you
not think it would wear better and
longer if you were to wet it V
The poet ran his fingers through his
hair, and said he would be happy to
treat if his employer would advance tbe
money.
And the employer was forced to go
out and set up a round of brandy and
soda, and the poet never paid him
back.
The moral cf this fable teaches us
that gratuitous suggestions are often
disastrous to the snpgestor.
VI THE V18IOXABT ROW.N.
A happy robin was one dy chanting
a requiem over the deceased summer in
the forest. Hiving finished, it said :
"And now I'll away to the balmy
land, where all the year the magnolias
are full of humming birds, where"
In response to the bang of a gun in a
small boy's band, tbe robin concludod
not to co South, and two days after it
was sold for a qnail on a railroad Inncb
counter fur a dollar.
Moral. Don't sing too loud nntil
you are out of the wools.
Henry llaj's Carriage.
It is said that a carriage which was
presented to Henry Clay in Newark, N.
ij, in 1833, j9 now offered for sale
Louisville, Ky , for $25. A member of
the firm of J. M. Q nimby & Co., New
ark, has written to Louisville that the
owner can find a purchaser in Nevark.
When Mr. Clay was Newark's guest he
was presented with several samples of
her manufacture. The carriage was
purchased for him with money contrib
uted by citizens. It was a coaohee of a
style tbat was then regarded as supe
rior. It has a top, a platform for a
lackey, and tassels with wbioh he can
I tiftM himflAlf in hi tiIiiaa TIia htdv ia
hm. on Osnrin.. and resembles, it is
said, a life-saving car more than a mod
ern carriage. After the presentation of
the coach to Mr. Clay, carriages of its
n be(.ame jn 8onth
A North Carolina preacher thiettens
to go to work in a cooper shop if his
congregation does not lift his salary a
dollar a week more. This is hooping
things np with a vengeance.
AGRICULTURAL.
Fattening: mule.
Most animals eat in proporiion to
their weight, under average conditions
of age, temperature and fatness.
Give fattening cattle as much as they
will eat and often five times a day.
Never give rapid changes of food, but
change often.
A good guide for a safe quantity of
grain per day to mamring cattle is one
pound to each hundred of their weight;
thus, an animal weighing 1,000 pounds
nia receive ten p.mnds of grain.
Every stall-foediner ia the fall will
make the winter's progress more certain ' 8Dl1 Baze attracted no attention of a
by thirty per cont. Ihsteror who was passing. The plas-
Give as much water and salt at all j ter,,r Btor)d pnrt. and followed with
times as they will take. j nis eyes tho K0Z9 ' ,he 7R man. A
In using roots it is ono guide to ftive ! bn? ohe'm the youth aud tho P'ai
just so much, in association with other ' ,erer 8,Hrin aoross ,he etreot' -jined
things, so that tbe animal mav not take j t,,cm' Theu cjmo a an. then
any water. " a bauk clerk, thou a man of leisure.
In buildings Lave warmth with com- theD two noro 8Well8 ni1 flM"J
pleto ventilation, without currents, but ' Mmp rrowd ' a Proni ; nature
never rnieler forty nor over seventy ! WM co,lectedl b11 loo!dnS in "?ntwl
degrees Fahr. I miration two mpn in n opposite
A cold, damp, airv temperature will winJow. engaged, one in
cause animals to consume more food swin6,nK Indian clubs, one in pulling
j without corresponding result in bone,
I mn8C-0 fl"8'1 or 'at much being used
0 kepP nP warmh.
Stall-feed'ng is better for fat making
I than box or yard management, irre
spective of houlth.
The growing animal, intended for
beef, requires a little exercise daily, to
promote muscle and strength of consti
tution, when ripe, only so much as to
be able to walk to market.
Cunying daily is equal to seven per
cent, of tho increase.
Keep tho temperature of the body
100 degrees, not nnder uiiety-five
vr over 105 degrees Fahr.
Dn't forget that one animal's meat
may be another animal's poison.
It takes three days of good food to
make up for one day of bad food.
The faster tho fattening tbe more
profit ; less food, earlier returns and
better flesh.
Get rid of every fattening cattle
beast before it is three years old.
Every day an animal is kept after
being prime, there is loss exclusive of
manure.
The external evidences of primeness
are full rnmps, flanks, twibt, shoulder,
purse, vein and i-ye.
A good cattle man means a difference
of cue fourth. He should know the
likes and dislikes of every animate
It pays to keep one man in constant
attendance on thirty head of fattening
cattle.
Immediately when an animal begins
to fret for food, immediately begins to
lose flesh ; never check the fattening
process.
Never begin fattening without a
definite plan.
A steaely, frosty winter is better thau
an open one for fattening cattle.
In order to secure a sure profit, no
store cattle beast, of the right stamp
and well done to, can be sold at less
than 4 cents per p 'nnd, l.vo weight.
The Art of Manuring.
Customs and methods iu farming
change as much now in a few years as
they formerly did in as many centuries ;
particularly is this the case in tbe art
of making and applying manure. What
was formerly thought to be one of the
peculiar provinces of the most illiterate
is now the basis of an abstiuse science
there being more men now engaged
in studying the nature and uses of ma
nure than in studying the heavens
more agricnltnral experimental stations
now thau astronomical observatories.
Nor is this so much to be wondered at
when we reflect that npon manure de
pends the meat and bread of tbe civi
lized world, and that without it civili
zation itself wonld perish.
Bat hat is manure? It is not til
lage, Dor yet is it the accumulated
wastes of tho farm, for it includes
everything that oan be made to supply
the food of plants or administer to tbe
fertility of the soil, thereby enabling
the farmer to increase his crops. Id
short, it is the product of skilled labor.
Not only must the farmer know the
relative valne of.all the cattle foods he
feeds his stock in the production of
meat, milk, butter, cheese, and wool,
but he must know the relative value of
tho excrements after being so appro
priated in the improvement of land and
the production of crops so as to enablo
him to form some reliable basis upon
which to found his calculations. It is
the farmer who is possessed of such
knnwltde that can walk over his fields
as serenely and composedly as does the
mariner tho deck of his ship after hav
ing consulted his chart and made his
reckonings. Manure is the farmer's
chart, and just as essential to his suc
cessful progroBs as is the mariner's
chart to enable him to steer clear of tbe
"breakers." It is the rery kay to suc
cessful farming, not only in its gener
ally accepted sonse, but in a wider,
broader significance including as it
does a knowlodge of all tbat pertains to
the subject, as well in regard to the list
of all animal foods and their conversion
into mr at, butter, cheese, wool, etc, as
to the residue after being so appropri
ated, as well as its proper manipulation
and mixing with other and coarser
materials for tbe improvement of the
land and production of crops. It in
cludes also a knowledge of the charac
ter and uses of artificial fertilizers and
their most effective modes of applira
tion, whether for the improvement of
the land or production of immediate
crops. In a word, manure includes a
fund of information, the collection of
which is the work of a lifetime, and
much of it of patient and laborious
experiment. Study this thing, brother
farmers.
I'ald to Look.
A yonng man stood silent oa Broad
way yesterday. He was good looking
and neatly dressed. He appeared to be
very much absorbed in contemplating
some object aoross the street. lie was
so oblivious of his own personality that
when he was jostled by somo one of the
paBsiug throng, he paid not the least
attention to it. A push, a thrust in th)
ribs, produced, seemingly, no response
in his sensibility. lie stood long and
patiently, turning hi3 eyes neither to
the right nor to the left.
At length the fixity of his attitude
away at a patent cuest-expaneler.
Meanwhile the original fazr had
shifted his position. The roportersaid:
"How much do you get an Lour?"
The yonng man starteel. "Well, you
see," he said, "the art of drawing a
crowd is a peculiar one. I get tweuty
fivs cents an hour for the use of my
eyes. I haven't read Mark Twain for
nothing "
Then he resumed his twenty-five-cents
hn-hour interest in the window
across the street, aud looked aronnd in
the consciousness of being proficient in
his art. New York Sun.
A Concatenate el Narrative1.
Cackston, who watitod to sell his farm,
was approached by a man who wanted
the place.
"How's health down there?"
"He alth i good," exclaimed Cackston
with enthusiasm.
"Any chills?''
"I tell you what's a fact : Sometime
ago an old man who had b en shaking
for years with palsy came to my bouse,
stayed a week, aud hain't shook none
eince."
'Is your family well ?"
"Splendid health, sir."
Next day the man again approached
Cackston and said : "You hsve mis
represented your place to me and I'm
going to whale yon right hero."
"I mad i) no misrepresentation," he
nervously replied.
"I asked you how was health down
there"
"And 1 said that beilth wai geiod
Now, sir. health is good. Eveiyboely
wants health, and it's gocd wherever
you find it."
'You said that an old man who had
palsy"
"I said that an old man who had palsy
camo to my house and hadn't sbook
none since. He died."
"xou saul that your family was
well. I found that your family'are all
sick."
"My fa nily is well. Them people
living in that house is not my family ;
my folks live iu town."
"I ought to whale yon," said the man,
"for I know you have Heel somehow.
I'll see ycu again in a dar or two, and
if by that time I have found the town
ship seotion, and range of the lie you
told, look out." (Free Press.
About Carving.
The person who has a pair of chick
ens ;o carve has no:, the easiest job ever
was. If any of those ho must serve
commit tho gross breanh of etiquette
Dy replying, in answer to tbe umal
question, that they do not care what
part they have, that tbey have "no
choice." the poor carver is in sore
trouble, and is sure to send exactly the
portion most disliked. It is a lun
standing and prope l rule that persons
at table should till tho cane: when
asked what portion of meat be is carving
they deriie. Those who fail in this
respect do si ignorantly anelnndrrthe
impression that they are making matters
smooth for the carver, when, on the
contrary, they are confusing him. But
it is with chickens that tho fun of the
poor eiarver is at its height. Everybody
wants breast, and the modern eliieken
is put np with the very slimmest allow
ance of that. Let there bo a reform
here. It is well understood tbat it is
perfectly allowable for tho carver to
retain the tidbits of what be carves for
himself, by way of reward for his hard
work. For instance, tho kidney of the
lamb belongs to him. There is another
reason why this is so, or should be so.
The carver cannot allot to those he
helps the few choice morsels without
showing an undue partiality. But the
rights of the carver are not often vouch
safed him. In his despair he helps so
bountifully that there is littlo left for
himself. When it is practicable, all
c irvin should Im dono at a Bide table
by a servant. Progress.
The i Enquirer of Cincinnati savs
Hon. P. T. Barn urn strongly indorie
bt. Jacobs Oil for pain. His combina
tion and artists all use it
A contemporary says that a carp two
inches in length when plv ed in a pend
at Gibson, Ga., two years ago, was
recently caught and found to weigh
thirteen pounds.
Judge W. T. Filley, of Pittsfield, thi-
State, was cured of severe rheumatism
by Bf. Jacobs Oil. Springfield (j,,
lifpublican.
It was an apple that made Adam tell,
and the same fruit made William Tell.
aiTeiiii Will Hbt
t Trentim. npnn tbo Mores tnil bis DUeMea.
e.i- k f 100 Vl'ih)e to everr ownai
I, ..in . I o-tii-o Matii) lk'n. Bent post
; tut l,v Iliiniiin Ni w-fier Caioo,38 to 89
V H.'lli.luy M., l'.u.liiu Te, kid.
Mother Bhipton's prophecy u abont 10.)
yean old. Ererr prophecy ha heca fulllileil
except the end of the worlil. buy your Ci ho
lme, a deodorized extract of petroleum, tho
;real hair leatorer, before tbe world conies to
ui end.
Pcbkcou l ivKiiuii, from aclei-teil liven", on
the ashore, hy cei. Hazard A Co., N. Y.
Abwluiely pcie an I (. I'a ienu who
have one taken it prnier it hi all olheis.
rujakians declare it superior to ailotlu-r oil.
Chaffed hasds, the, plmnlea and ronrh
kin cured by using Juniper Tar Boa p. made
by Caawell, Hazard A Co., N. X,
new to Grow Cheerful.
Diteaee i In a great many perhaps the ma
jorityof iitancc, tho underlying oaiuo eif
meiiUl depn aaion. It Dill allium! .nrarntbly
bu found, fur iiiKtmcK, thut hypochondriac
are tlyrpi ptin. hilinUM anhjcctH, and all pi raona
who have had any experience uf suchciims aro
aaare tlmt sufti rerH tiom dne inc.H ot tho kill
tieyx and bladder are cHprcially Bill jeet to lit
nf despondency. The sure way to nvcrcomo
di piei-xion ia to try a curio of Hottieiti r's
Suiiuach lilttcrs, a cl'vi'i'in cordial winch is
peculiarly anlaKoiiii-lic t the blues, " its well
as to thu causes which produco thorn. This
popular and efficacious cricoUvo of a tlie
urdcicd condition of tho syntcru remedies tho
n.'ot-tol-luiatccacsof iniiiention, oiliouniivHs
Hud coiislipaliou, overcomes ilitonl.TH of thu
urinary oiaus, purities and i iinchr tl'"
blood, slid restoris vigor to ilio body as tu',1
ns lUsticiiy to tho mind.
A (irei n I'.iy, Wis., mother writi: "Are
the children oi Ambi Hi y call, d Arahi Uey-hicp?"
Youiir men or middle sued oiiik, sutTeriii '
from nervous de bility and kind red ivciikne.-w -.
ohoulil smd thrio stamps for 1'ait VII id
World's Dirpeiinary lhuiu S l ies of hi o!.s.
Aditri as Woiii.n'M linrKXNAiiY Mrnii'Ai. A.vii'i
ATU..X, Itult ilo, N. Y.
IIn that from SumUy inornini; until ts.itur
day iii-ht is in dire wunt, in vi ry ptopi 1 ly
c.iilcd werk-n 1.
WOMAN aYd IIKK UlnKAMKrt"
ia the title of an in ten Biiiih' ticatiso (! parch)
lit, post-paid, for thri'H stamp. Address
VYOIII.PH UlM't.XHAHV lltPUAI. ASNOt'lAllON,
Uutlalo, N, Y.
It dociti't do to t'iiusi;n ill a disputn with a
rlii'iuisl, lor hi1 ulnravs Iiki it r toi l ready.
AliKAII Mllt'P
may ho t.ikm at liver aud bilious dixorders
with Dr. H. V. I'll ree's "I'leaaut l'un,-ativo
relicts." Mild yet certain in opcraiinu; and
there is none ol tho reaction c.-ii-i rpicut upon
taking severe aud drastic cathartics. Xly drug
gifts. It i- l.ell 'i to In- a, lucky star llim dimply to
be horn under one.
Ladles, send 23c to Straw-brides A Clothier,
8th ami M nket sis., l'liil idclphia, and receive
their t'lirliwii (jmtrterly for six months. Now
music and 1 .ono ennravniKS iu each number.
A pod motto for an rxpr. nsmau "Haul
things to all men "
l.llr.l.ons Kel of.
Kii iisio.Nii, Va., Jan. 31, 1881.
17. IT. Wauki ii.V Co.: Kirs Your Hafo Kid
ney and Livur ('un' lm entirely riind im o'
kidney dllliculty llial hud Im en lite. long.
t. 11. FeiiiiL'soN.
Decline ol Mnn.
Nervous Wi skin h-, IKHpppvit, Impotence,
Bexual DihiUtv, filled hy Wells' Health lie
newer." tl. 'Diiikkisik. Send for pamphlet
to E. H. Wells, Joisey City, N. J;
itrxcrrn rmw dfith.
William J. Coiii.hlm. nf Honiervdl-. Sh" , uis:
in the (all of ln;r., I w taken with iii.fcr.hiyti up
Tin- icsok. fnllnwi d l j aev. re c.iili. I lost mr
ai'i " lite un 1 (t-h. and CMiflne.l to hit bed. In
1-7; I was a limited to tbo Hospital. The doctors
a: I I had a li" in mr lung as Mi; as a half dollar.
Ai one tunc s report went around that I was dead,
I ravelin linpe. hut a friend told tns of fiR. WIN
I.I AM IlU.t.S BALSAM TDK HIK I.iMIS. 1
r"i a bottle, h. n to my surprise. 1 cnun- n.-ed te
feel belt. r. and to-day I feci better than lor tin, o
J ears past.
II AKr.lt -it PAIN PANAi KA cup s pain in Man or
lteASI. For lifce etteriisllv or Intel nally.
Man is liki
of his head i
n ul ia of hei r.
IV Hetties Into.
I'.lowiiio the top
ED?.
I-'Olt
RHEUMATISM,
Meuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago,
Backacha, Sorenast of tha Chasf,
Gout, Quinsy, Son Throat, Swell
ings and Sprains, Burns and
Scalds, General Bodily
Pains,
Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted
Feet and Ears, and all other
Pains and Aches.
Ho reparation en earth aquals it, Jacobs Cm.
as a ne esire, sfmtW and tktap Ex ts nasi
It-mf.l.T A trial ntalls but tks eomparfcUvalv
InfltiiK outlay of 60 IVnta, and s?rr on siiffarlDf
::u psiD can have cheap and poatuvt proof of lis
claims.
lmectlona la XlsTsn Lengnacse. 1 u
80LD BT ALL DRUOOI8T8 AUD DEALEE3
IN MEDI0INE.
A. VOGELER t CO.,
Baltimore, M4., V.M.M
HEALTH IS WEALTH!
Ib K r, Wf-iV Ntnvi and Ba&tif Triatme'.f
tklrir)c tr.r Mnfir, iMi uei-tn, t otivulaioliB. .rr
veu HfMil.ch. MMit I Uprtfnn. Ixm of M"in
or. 1'iHumture OM Age. uai bv ovt-r exerlmn,
mhicla Iffttls In mltery, derav i.d daalta. Un b s
will cum rt?vnt OM'. Kch bi eoiUiuit urn
mo'ith trKtiQfnt. On rtftlr m bni or i bets
iur Ore ilnll.m; tcD. by msil prepaid oa rtctr' 4
Cuu.pu.id witli nvt dollar. w will nd th
ch u.t uiir ntirh nii4rnt to ra uru Ilia nnu.-v
if tin trratiNvut doni not fflivct a rura (vtiarant
l-miPfl ui,. bv 4 J- I I'IIV 4 (iNr4Mta. ft.
Orib'rab' mail promptly attaudwU to.
aiunJ linaltb TLaVifh a thinv int o -fwilila. Huld avarr-
nnh
whnra ut m tit t y P. I f.-r n'tit Irtltur rttanifta.
I. M. JtMINSU.N tV . U.t Host oil, MflB fbf
w v rl y ti i iu tf -.r. Mr.
FRAZER
AXLE GREASE.
Bsot la the wsrlal. Get Ik f saalae. Even
eackaae baa esr trade-asark Has I,
rlical Frwarr. HOLD F.VKR VWIIERE.
FIVE-TON
VAGOM SCALES S6Q
i asaa
mm
asriN.M.esM a uiarvr. ';.nu..'r;;vv.v.i"s." trt 1
, JOHII Of IIMHUMTM, SmrHW V:WXW!:.VXWtt
h..v.-ls. ar T faVsCTja) til (.mi! ..,..m.i ii csxrs J. iinvi. l.h, tjjl
m. s. -mm- S.I I.U. Lmn, Mm. - -" Tfc i
mm&vmi&Al THRESHERS
LV.W.l7,U4aafi5W ? THKAIU-TMAIf J
V&SM ycung men "n?"?;;"
- -s-g. -LJ-t-n '-Ht".a r.l ji.iisj s sJroaUom. AdJrass Valautiua tlroa..
PI rrtTf flT Vn I" MACHINKItY ANUTOOLS FOB TYPE
tLcli I nil I Trr fouk ji:bs, pbintebs, etc.
uuuu iiu n u PRINTING MACHINERY A SPECIALTY.
AND . mmm
STEREOTYPE
J. W.
FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF f
CONSTIPATION.
No ottierdlMnao ia so prevalent in this ooun
try aa Conatipatlon. aud no remedy liaa ever
equalled tho oolobrated KIDNEY-WOnT a a
euro. Whotevor tho oauao, however obitluate
the oaao, thia remedy will overcome It.
Dll THIS dlntrewlna- eomplalnt
lliikVi Is very apt to bo complicated
the woakened parts and quickly cures all kinds H
of Ptlua even when phyaLolans and medloinoa J
nave Doiore miea.
aaneai w
WON.
TJEliFOL CURB, as It ia for ALL the painful
dtocnflesof tho Kidneys, Liver and Bowels.
It cleannoa tho system of tho acrid poiaon tl: it
cau ca the drcodlul euCTcrlnjr whioll only tuo
victims of rheienatbim can rc.ima.
THOU8ANDS OF CASES .
of tho worrit lorma of thu torriblo disease have
been quickly relieved, and In a e hort tune
PERFECTLY CURED.
rwTI cleanses, airenzthena and gives New i
Thf natural action of the Kidneys la restored.
The Ijivcr Is clcnnucd cf all discuss, and the
Univnl. mnvA fiveltf and hualtlil ullv.
If" It Acts at the same time en the KTDN L'Jfl, 4
WEB JtN OUOWl'I.3.je MILK b; Hill l.t.lMS.
si. i.iqi 111 or imiv. Pry oan bo sent by mail.
Wl I I S. ltIi'IIAl:lOS St (n., IturllninVn.VI.IW
0
VntVnANT'H fi.Mtni.INO OIL Is the
o'.lo.t ami tho piiiml.ird hutment of the
Tinted Suites. Lai vcsii'. J I medium fid
cent: s nail. 2, ci-iia: anuill nie Tor Imnliv
Hie. Uo nuts; MiTchiinte Worm 1 iihlet. 8
ceiitx. t or ile by every druKgibt und dealer
in t'l-liural iiiciciniiiiiisc.
For I'umllj Use.
The flars-lins- fit Liniment with wntTi
witAi'i'Kit. preptiieil ror milium iicmi, is put
in in stiuill hollies niitf, and docs nut stain
I li eklil. l'l lce li cents.
i lia CarL'li'i',' Oil Almanac for 1893
Is now Im ilie lur.ds of our printer, nnd will
he reinlv lord ."in! iiioii itiniilk' the months
ul Nno ii'lin initl lieieinl . r. Ijk.. Tlie Aim-mi
-lor in., cionlnif vinr M he more use.
loi nnd histriieiiio tlisti ever, nnd " ill be
cent in c to any addrusa. 1110 for one.
Ask tho Nenrfst DrncrNI.
If tv. den'nrt H votir ptneed.i i-'il keep
V. . . o in! - I . i i I I i I t.ii III-IM upon
10. . . I.-, or V I. !i loo (let then
it-. ' -.- i ri I .1. Keep lit.. Isiilte wcl
i :. . i .-h;il;e It I el I'' l-ll':'. Velio
n. i,.;...' l .r umi.i.il .oi.l mIiiic lor human
llis'i.
f.t"r!al Nutii'p.
The Vvch.int's iV..,'l:tiB-fill liiw been In
ii. at- a li'i.i.i- nt foi h of a century. All
n-iihii fai: !i .ul, hoi i.e sure und follow di
iveii.m. th" t.r.ivllns "ll an' Mcrclmnt'a Worm
Tablets ii r Im- Mile lv Mi druiiais'ls anil deal
ers in fiiKi.il m. ;i ; .ui'li-o iliroiixliitut Hit
..rl..
Miiiiiii.ie!iM-e.l nt Vp.-rl. N. V., ly Mer
ili ii. i ii " ''"m Oil i.'umpaiiy.
l tinftiling itid infnl'1
I lft 10 run un Kpitcptir
l it. SiaiiiB, :i'iiijt'
aiitiit, St. Vitut Dane'rt,
A1roh-i1irai,0tiijtn lint.
Ing, Kt.TutnU a nil fll
NirTiiui and HltM'fJ ),-.
"a. T I'lrriiyiiit n,'
I nvfyffH, Litrt Mm,
Mi-n IimdIk. Itankfii.
.l;i-h BDd all Hll r.
frfilt.i.lnrjF rmpl- n.ri:l
fjii.ii .St tvi.u- 'r tu)
ti-n, Itii'guUiiiK' n(
lii bliNrff, timrK.
b mIn r Kidi.t-). ii
ln uiiin a in-ill '
t'liii, f iMtirr of
ft, ii" Jam. aSAMAl:l
'I A.N aM.KVIM: i in.
.NEVER FAILS. ,.i... Imiii it il.e n,
I T' lsjl W V C- J V4 t Let eisrsiif.tsin. il It. -
V s..il.allliii.rio'i.
Tin: fit. k. a. ii i u.tieiMi tn Die M.e .)..
'' ff't" ''' " l. .'oedi. Mo. t
rjASON&HAEilLlfJ
Til.tlia.TITiei.ii l.r MXTKKM TKAilHi ne
eiisr Ameru-.-n llrcsns hsvira Imhiii f.aod winsl st an.
Also IIKArlT. Ktsls hv. 3 eriataa; sualslsaa
nSSpSSS SB.I P"Wer, Willi llSMt lUSllt, fIT SSIOU'sr
swmd snrt sstrnKr music in fk-h..U or tsmtlisa. at oalr
iim: iii'.mi(i:ii (itiikii mtvi.kn st
.o ;. smV 87u. sin, no. i, aieiA.siM.
t.i fA.j0 ana ui.wsrd. rss Lwimt siv'sj ars srAsisy ssv.
VssJ hy mm . s.r Oraint. Also f.ir sur psmtnti.
NFW 11,1, rwTKVrEIMATAI. lie. I'fifUKB.
ril3fttll " msniil.t.irs of lIPKItaiT
iNltUCllKeMI riAMIS, Intr.sluoiaa'
s'...t,.i i. .no. rs' ; sd linir t. H,wor ami tHssatr or
PI IMI I II.. 1,1 Tri i.ii.i I St.. Ilnsloni .
Ileum., .-v. I ois.1 ll l hii.i-.ii a vs.,t bivm o.
A C E N TS V A M T E O.XSR
W SUUKI
nuJLii Gaslight
vTosnitHl lhon..:slirsres. lis ruihin ei.vsted trslss Its
ounticss sirhu. Its romsnc Us m.ilsrr . Us dark crliass
and terrible trccsdliis. IU cJisrltlsi, and In fact ssry
abase.f life i ia ll:,W city, lion'l ! tlrns sslllne
alow tookj. bus ssrul f.,r clrnlais fi'lnf full tabls or
snfcsats. Urms Co svsnts. A a. rr..,svtus sow rsaa
r0DojLA7Bk'',rN!ins.aU
Acents TVameaV The Calmlnatlna Trlaavpk
HOW to LIVE
Ao tui lete Celodiaof bouasbold nowlsU-c for
llisnispei.uow read?. Naikina I.Ike U I tselaa
Usi ! Low .no-d. Illustrated, aorqa .Ira) la aa
taorsli p. 8sud for riess noticisaud full larticulaia
aow. Outfit and insiructiou how to sail, tree to
actual aueots. Mui-easa Kiiarsut.i d falthlnl wurksra.
!'f.'..,.t.,n" 'wNllsni, and irrrlterr desired v.H.
1 UO.lll,aju, t'abllakar. tut Aruk bt, 1-klla, Im.
ASTHMA CURED g
K.emaaJlathmal'uMDATKruiltiii(fV itn-rZ
lmiif9lu iu liiewornt mrvwjtiitiiwconifurt-
!hUalfi;elTectNrarni wUuaailoUiorafaU. d
new tn fav-w awrpnmt, iTIf an1 ,Z
avif.ru or y mail, muiniti ic
ll HMni-T"MN.Kt. raaT. .M;ni U
rasBssiaiwa)
-sssssst. Illss.
irsiMsruslltS
Inst TH i: A 1 1 1. I'M M 4 TAV 1 IK i:i.. MsnsiMd.eA
STRAWRRRRV Pf,NTuAnlmmsnMts-lr
of I ore I'Unts of th l-adlne and hsv Vsrlrtisa
Is
c-
NEW
fJSf (H CUtS WMCII All IISI FAILS. U
3f M ItestCoaKbHvnip. Tastes ood.
i lis.. In time. H.iKI hvilmaKlsta. r"j
aa CIV nt wst woirt! Tassf was sc. -
UoTKAnutK & flUKb,
81 and 83 Jackaon 6t., Chicago.
OnrsLsaDaa. late nf H Hartt k Co.
Cavaa, iiuua. lata ai Uuka 4 bsHucf,