dblham Record. H. A. LONDON, Jr., kuitob ami ntorurroa. TERRS OF SUBSCRimOM: Ci itEm p a Tina of ADVEHTIHING. One square, ooii iusnrUan, Ou square, two lusnrtlotuv Doe square, on immth, tt.SI 1st Om anff , on fmr, Oh opr .ill mouths VOL. V. PITTSBOKO', CHATHAM CO., N. C, APRIL 26, 1883. fnt hrgaredTnrtisetiwnts Ulmral oobtrswts ll NO. Xi. Woman's Voire. Mot In tho swaying of the summer trees, When evening bieins sing their veepor the minstrel's mighty symphonies, Nor ripples breaking on ttie river'. Iiritn, la earth's best rhut-io; those mny have awhile High thoughts iu happy hearta anil irking emus boguilo. But even as tlie awallow'a silken wines, Skimming tho water tt tlio swooping hike, Stir the atill silver ilh a hundred rings So dothono aoiiml tho sloeping spirit waka To brave the danger nnd to la-ur tlie harm A low ami gentle, voicu iviu woimui'a chiol eat charm. An excellent thing it In! nml ever lent To truth ami love, ami meekness; they who own Thia gift, by the nil gruriittis (!ivor aont, Kvoi by quint atnp nml smile are known; By kind eyes that h.ivo went, hearts that liavo sorrow'd. An excellent thing it is whun first in glad neai A mother looks into her infuiH'a ryoi Suiilca to its smiles, ami suddens to its aad neea rules at its paleness, sorrows at lis erios; lis food unil Bleep, nml hinilea ainl little joys All tlioso come ever blunt will) onflow, genlle nice. An excellent thing it in when life ia leaving Leaving with gloom and sailue", joys and cares Tho atrong heart fulling, and the high soul grieviilg With alrongont thou-lils and wild, unwonted fear.; Then, then a wonifm's low, soft sympathy Comes like an angers voice to teach us how to die. But a most excellent thing it is in youth, When tho loud lover hems the loved one's toiiu That f mi, hut lons, to m liable tlie. truth lluw their two hearts uru on", und she hi' own; It makes sweet hiiiiinii music oh! (he spells Thai h unit tlio treiuhl.ng tiiln a bright-eyed luuidun tolls. Kilu-in Arnold. "A Desperate Character." AN AUVKNTl lit: IN l.OMMtN. I went to Covent (iurden theater one night last season. We were li't out at 1'J, anil set nit to my lodgings. 1 knocked; there was no answer. 1 knot-kill again; it window h uh thrown tip and my landlady's licnil appeared. "Who art; you 'i" she screamed. "Let's in, please; it's nie!" I an twrrt'il. "TIh'Ii, Mr. Mi-, if you ilon't come homo before H you may still out till morn in'. I never wait up for my lodgers my door is closed at 10!" and then tlie window closed with a bang. "No go!" thinks 1. "1 have no money, I'll go to a railway-station and wait in the waiting-room till morning;" which resolution I proceeded to carry out ly walking liriskly for tho bank. I turned into Moorgate street, and was just thinking whether 1 should go to London, Brighton and South ('oust or tho London Bridge Motion. 1 stopped to think. There was a con fectioner's shop just in front of me. Oh! that it were open! 1 had three pence left. Just at this moment a tall, broad shouldered man came up to me and viewed, ine from top to toe. 1 looked At him. IIo was dressed in dark cli'hes; n pea jacket and clap-trap cloth hat, with a peak lying level on tlio forehead, gavo mo it feeling of 4wc The thought forced itself upon mo that he was a garottcr. He spoke Qr.tl. "You're Mr. Sain ?" and ho laid his 3nger on. his nose. "You've guessed it," said I, thinking It best to agree with him, although my name was Tom. "Then cotno along!" and away we went. "Did Butler give ye e'er a pistol ?'' be asked. "No," ?aid 1, beginning to tremble. "He said he wanted them himself." "Just like him. He told I'd find fou standing at Moorgato street, be tween 12 and 1, opposite tho confec tioner's, w ith your ril.t hand in your pocket." "I'm in for it." thinks I, "but I must o through with ii. Hut whatever Yill it come toot all, at all?" Ho led mo through a labyrinth of streets, walking rather fast, till we emerged upon the city road Then he made straight for the Angel, and from thence took a cab for Fleet street. What object he had in doing tliis I cannot say. He did not offer to ex plain; in fact, not a word passed btv tween us till we got out at tho top of Ludgate hill. From thenco wo went into a bark itreet, and out of that into another, no matter which, and suddenly stoj ping opposite a shop, he exclaimed: "That's our crib!" "Is it?" says I. Whereupon ho produced from his pocket a rule. Tlie shop was evident ly a tailor's, as it had bars standing out like the rungs of a Jacob's ladder, from each side of tho door, to exhibit stock upon. My friend 'stepped on tho first of these, which was throe feet from the ground, and speedily measured the bight of large glass fanlight over the door; then, stepping down again, he measured the breadth of tho door, and as the fanlight was square ho mut tered to me by way of giving me its dimensions: "Three and a half by two high!" and chuckled quietly. Then he crossed tho road, and I foL lowed, ho explaining that we must wait till the policeman passed. He hove in sight about ten minutes after wards, while we walked past him. Then we waited till ho returned. This time w e did not pass him, but watched from a corner at a distance. "Twenty minutes and a half between going and coming," exclaimed my com panion. "And a handy beat; for he comes up the corner there" pointing to one a littlo beyond the shop - "and goes down this street next ours." Tlio impression began to steal over me that 1 was committing, or helping to commit, a felony, and that if caught I might get into trouble. I thought of running for it; but the remark my companion made at that moment, to the effect that it would be a short run if I deserted him (for he seemed to seo I didn't like tho job), deterred me. I dared not explain that ho hail made a mistake, for 1 felt stint t'at he must have mistaken mo for some ally of his own. "I must go through w ith it," thinks I. "He'll leave me outside to watch, and I'll hook it then?" .Sol went on. He crossed tho street again the mo ment tho policeman was past interfer ing with us, and producing a piece of stout black cloth ho applied the rule thereto, I holding it against the shutters, while he set out "three a'ld a half by two" thereon. This done, he cut it within two inches of tho mea surement all round, and then produc ing a treacle-pot front his pocket, he smothered ouo side of the cloth witii treacle, and, desiring tne to hold it, h" mounted the shop-door, so to speak, again; and I gave him the cloth, which ho immediately clapped on to the sky light, the treacle making it adhere firmly to tho glass. Then, looking at his watch, he cried: "By j ngo! he'll bo here this minute!' and away we walked. A glance be hind us, ;ts we turned tho next corner. Not yet iu sight! We stopped and waited, but tho policeman came not. My friend muttered an oath, adding, "I'll go. Couie along; but keep your weather-eye open!" And off we went. "Perhaps he is watching us," I sug gested. But the idea was discarded as not in tho nature of a policeman "like that one we saw." Wo arrived at the shop. He mounted again, and drove a string through a hole in the cloth. Then he ran a dia mond round the edge of the glass. A gentle pat, and it gave way. Now 1 saw the use of the cloth and string. He could hold the glass by the string; and he slowly let it down into tlie shop, and, producing a long-shaped pad, he laid it along tho bottom of tlie fanlight to cover the glass edge, and threw one leg into the opening and got astride of it! "Follow me," ho muttered, and ducked his head under the d. tor-head. But before he could draw in the other leg I mounted the ladder, ami, .seizing it, gave him a pull that kept him from going in, at the same time yelling, Toliee! Thieves! Murder! Police!" at the top of my voice. And, lo and bo hold! tho policeman appeared at the corner at that moment. A horrible oath from within, a pistol-bullet whi3tling past my head, and 1 ran for death and life. I did not stop till I found myself in Broad street. In the next day's papers I saw the account of the capture of a burglar by tmo policeman, who had watched two burglars from the corner, and saw ono enter the house, and tho other leap up the wall like a cat, grab at a disappear ing leg, and yell "l'olice!" and run. The ono that was caught got seven years' penal servitude, and "tho police aro searching vigilantly, though a yet unsuccessfully, for the other, who, it appears, is a desperate character!" They never caught hiiu. VuMsdL Bachelor Life In Turkey. Both state and church combine to make the life of a Turkish bachelor miserable. As long as his parents aro alive, he can live with them without much trouble. As soon as they die he must get a permit from tho civil and religious authorities before he can lie admitted to any household. Then the proprietor thereof, in the interest of public morals, must pee to it that other persons than females wait upon his boarder. If tho bach elor bo rich enough to occupy a house or to rent unfurnished chambers, he cannot possibly obtain that simple privilege unless he shows that a woman of good repute lives with him therein. A mother or sister or aunt removes that dillictilty. But a man without kindred may go an indefinite period w ithout a home. HOME LIFE IN PARIS. Pernii.ntiea or ih. p.rii.t.a. - now I'rople Lire In Ilia French t npllal. This picture of homo life in Paris is j given by a writer in the Ih wutor ami : Fini.slur: Wherever one sees a yellow bill upon the door of a Parisian house he may be tolerably certain of discover ing within a neat apartment, well furnished, having at least a bed-room, a parlor, a dining-room, a kitchen, and usually an ante-room into which the entrance door opens. Tlio windows, extending to the Hour, aro hung with lace and stuff curtains; the doors have portieres upon either side, rugs, as a rule, take the place of carpets, tho bed is under tho protection of a canopy, even if it be no more than muslin, and I a heavy wardrobe, with a full length mirror in the door, is often the point j de resistance in tho room. A showy silk down ipiilt is thrown over the bed, : and a bolster of huge proportions rests ; .. . ! ic heal. 1 he ton ol the mattress . at the hea l. 1 lie ton averages three or four feet from the i lloor, and suggests tho advantage of j step ladders and the utter discomfort j of little i-i 'pie. Tho peculiarity, how- j ever, of the French bed is its restful quality, for it is so whether it bo found in the Palace of the Klysee or a third rate apartment house on Montmatre, in the Hotel de L'Alhencc, or tho most pro incial of pensions. The elasticity of prices in tlio rent ing of apartments is wonderful. A Frenchman pays $.'10 a month for a nicely furnished Hat in the Palais Itoyal, or, wo will say, in the neighbor hood of Trinity church, taking the two extremes of localities, and an Ameri can tourist gladly pays $.'i( for the suno accommodations. II the lessee is fortunate and rents from a family that may be going to Vi.hy for a few j j,oon t) SWocp through the soul to puri niouths, he possibly can arrange f,r fy or destroy, silverware, linen, and crockery, but if this is denied him, he will find a most j City Iu Two llcmlsphf res. ........... i.i. . r... ti.. i ' . ' 1 ' ' . ?' ,. , . mi j mi i j " '.-M- i '1 rii f iii 1,11 I I ill in It'll l resident with all the necessary appur tenances of housekeeping, at a prico that allows ono to display a magnifi cence approaching royalty at tho most economical outlay. A bonne may bu had at $7 per month, one of those smart French girli that does every thing from cooking the meals to dress, iug her mistress, anil who insists upon doing it. Seven dollars, he it under stood, is not starvation pay, it is muni ficence, ami one may expect from such a girl all the esthetic cooking of the French repertoire -peas, not as wo have them in this country, yellow and hard, but delicioiisly sweetened, tender as cream. Tho bonno does all tho marketing, wrangles with tho trades people, and hands iu her account every day or week. Of course she lias a percentage from the stores, but who would begrudge that to get rid of tho intolerable nuisance of .shopping? A stroll on the boulevards, a visit to the Jardiu d'Acclimation, a ride to tho Bois de Boulogne, by the way of the Champs F.lysee, all these are pleasures, and combine with the attractive fur nishings of the house to make one forget tlie annoyances be is subjected to and the crude and primitive domes tic surroundings he is called upon to endure, lie is induced to forget that on his way home he may be run over by a vicious cab driver and then arrest ed for being in tho way of the horses, for, of course, in Parisian streets vehicles have the right of way. Tho concierge is an important factor in French life. If one fails to "come down" with the proper amount of subsidy in tho shape of "pour boiro" the concierge, w hoso place is at tho en trance to his building, takes very good care that his close-listed tenant docs not receive his mail, certainly until one day after its delivery at tho door, and his visitors aro informed that he is "not at home," when in truth he is await ing their coming in his rooms. Should tho tenant protest to tho landlord, his lifo will thereafter bo miserable, a suc cession of ills and terrors that will finally drive him from tho house, to look for other apartments. But he is known to every concierge in tho city, o in ino city, and, despite the naming yellow poster that announces from the outer wall there is an apartment to let, he meets everywhere tho ono reply, "Thero is nothing here sir," and if, perforce, he does get into tho building tho prico is placed at such a figure as to put it beyond the reach of tho tired and discouraged searcher. After ono ex perience of this sort the traveler either succumbs to tho inevitable and pays up like a man, or else, with what courage ho has left, ho goes off to Switzerland and freezes on Mount Blanc, or to Homo and gets the fever. Of course, where thero are few carpets the floors must be kept in good condition, so a man comes every week and waxes the boards, and skates about on them with stilt brushes tied to his feet. A contented spirit is the sweetness of existence. TEABLS OF TIIOIUHT. Ho is richly endowed who is cheaply diverted. Tho weak sincwH l)0C()lm, 8trong i,y thl.ir Ctmi(.t wiUl di llirtitt ten. Ho shall be immortal who livcth till he bo stoned by one without fault. To love is to admire with tho heart; to admire is to love with the mind. Fame comes only when deserved, and then it is as incviUMe as destiny. Unfriended indeed is lie who has no friend bold enough to point out his faults. Physical exercise and intellectual rest in duo season should never be neglected. A solid and substantial greatness of soui looks down with neglect on the censures and applause of tho multi tude. Tim iirimnl iltitii.u vlimn nloft. tike . ' , . . stars; the chanties that soothe and heal ,,, , . .. , . . auii oiess, are scauercu ui mo ice ui men like (lowers. He is a good man, people say, thought lessly. They would be moro chary of such praise if they reilectcd they could bestow none higher. The path of duty lies in w hat is near, and men seek for it in what is remote; tho work of duty lies in what is easy, and meji seek for it in what is dillicult. Is thero ono whom difficulties dis" hearten who bends to the storm V Ho W ill do little. Is there one who will conquer? That kind of man never fails. Oh, there Is nothing holier in this lifeof ours than tiro first consciousness of love tho fust ihittering of its silken wings -the last rising sound and breath of that wind w hich is so At Quito, South America, tho only ! city in tho world on tlio lino of the equator, tho sun rises and sets at li i o'clock tho year round. Your t hick . may break down, your watch get 1 cranky, but tho sun never makes a mistake here, says a correspondent. I When it disappears from sight for the 1 night it is G o'clock and you can set J your watch accordingly. In one part ! of the city it is fie summer season and ! in the other part it is winter. The i present dwellings in Quito in archilec- ture have degenerated and fallen far short of that old, gigantic ne e of In 1 diaus, who, with tho lucas, of Peru, ! joined their city with massive and ! grandly constructed highways. There I still exists vacant remains of colossal i buildings on this roadway of palaces and fortresses with walls so finely cut and closely joined together that be tween these massive stone blocks there i is not space sufficient to insert the edge 'of the thinnest paper. In one royal . palace of the Ineas, gold or silver was ' used for the cement. If the journey is j long and dillicult to reach this old 1 Spanish town, thero is much to com pensate) one's trouble in its interesting I structure. It is 10,000 feet above the ; sea and contains some liO.oon buildings. ; I am almost afraid to say how old is ' this ancient city, for it dales far back in tho dark ages when the "memory of man goeth not to the contrary." , When you realize that everything of ; modern invention found here has been j brought a six (lays' journey, through ! dillicult mountain passes, on mules' j backs, then you understand how highly I luxuries aro appreciated. In this way I all tho supplies from the outer world I and all their exports are carried. ' There aro in Quito scores of beautiful i pianos brought by ships to Uuayaqui- that have been carried on Indians' backs this long distance of 1100 miles, up through tho mountain passes 10, 000 feet above tho sea to their rich owners in tho city. Leatherold. Tatherold is a new article which Is being made of paper. It consists of a lumber of thicknesses of cotton paper , NVlJUIUi one upon another over a cylin- ' d , The rt.mark;thlo qualities of strength and adhesion tt possesses aro derived from a chemical bath through which tho paper is drawn on its way to the cylinder. Tlio effect of the chem ical bath on the paper is said to bo wonderful Leatheroid, for the pur poses it now serves, consists of about twenty thicknesses of paper; it is shaped upon or around molds, while wet, into the form it is to represent, and will hold that form perpetually when dry. When dried it is as dillicult as rawhide to cut with a knife. Cans made from this material are about one fourth tho weight of tin cans of equal size ; while tin cans are liablo to get bent, cans made from U-atheroid are entirely free from this objection. They have the elasticity of thin ,teel, and no amount of kicking and handling will break them. Boston Journal of Chetn- Life nml Death In Nature. For some inscrutable reason, whish she has as yet given no hint of reveal ing, nature is woudrously wasteful in the matter of generation. She creates a thousand where she intends to inako use of one. Impelled by maternal in slinct, the female cod casts millions of eggs upon the waters, expecting them to return after many days as troops of interesting offspring. Instead, half tho einbryotic gadi are almost immediately devoured by spawn eaters, hundreds of thousands perish in incubation, hun dreds of thousands more succumb to the perils of attending ichthyie infan cy, leaving but a few score to attain to adult usefulness, and pass an honor ed old age, with the fragrance of a well-spent life, in a country grocery. The oak showers down ten thousand acorns, each capable of producing a tree. Three-fourths of them aro straightway diverted from their arbor eal intent, through conversion into food by the provident squirrel and the improvident hog. Oreat numbers rot uselesslessly upon the ground, and tho fi-W hundreds that finally succeed iu germinating grow up iu a dense thick et, whereat last the strongest siaoth. ers out all the rest, like an oaken Oth ello in a harem of qiiercino Dcsdeim. nas. This is the law of all life, animal as well as vegetable. From tho huuiMu hyssop on tho wall to the towering ce dar of Lebanon from tho meek and lowlv amieha, which has no more char acter or individuality than any other i pin point of jelly -to tlie lordly tyrant, : man, tho rule is inevitable and invaria- j hie. Life is sown broadcast, only tube followed almost immediately by a de I function nearly as sweeping. Nature I create:! by the million, apparently that, j she may destroy by tin: myriad. She ' gives life one instant, only that she j may snatch it away tho next. Tho I main difference is that, the higher we I ascend, the lcAs lavish the creation, and the less sweeping the destruction. : Thus, while probably one, fish in a ! thousand reaches maturity, of every lOt 'O children born GO I attain adult age. That is, nature llings aside W.) out of evry lOOii fishes as useless for j her purposes, and two out of every livo human beings. l'ojittlttr ISrn-iice J Monthly. j Grain and Meut in Europo. j In a paper mi agricultural statistics read before the British association, W. Hotly gave some interesting facts con cerning tho food supply of (Ircat Britain and the continent, as follows: "At present the food supply produced in l'.urope is equal to about eleven months' consumption, but iu a few years the deficit will be sixty instead of thirty days. The present production and consumption are: rain consump tion in the L'nited Kingdom, G7,ooof. 000 bushels; continent, -1.70 1,U0( 1,000; total, yl'.il.oiM'.Oi'O bushels. Produc tion of the l'nited Kingdom, :V'.2,0o0, 000 bushels; continent, -I.ToG.OOD.OOO bushels; total, .'i.O.'iS.i idO.OOi ). Meat consumption in tho l'nited Kingdom, 1,7-10,000 tons; continent, (!,S7J,0O0 tons; total. 7,:? l'.0"D tons. It appears that the bulk of the deficit belongs to Croat Britain ; but as the continent is unable to feed its o 'i population, wo must iu future look to ...ime other hem isphere for tho needful supply, rather than to the supposed surplus of Kussia, Hungary, Holland or Denmark. Europe paid last year i:t"..lHiO,OO0 for foreign meats and .v.S.",ooO,000 for grain, a sum equivalent to a tax of .t 10,000,000 per month. In the l'nited Kingdom the importation of nieaf, including cattle, has risen sis follows: IStiO, 1U,2:S0 tons, value, l,W0,000, per inhabitant, 7 pounds; 1870, 114,225 tons, value, 7,70;0O0, per inhabitant, 10 pounds; 1S80, G50, 300 tons, value, i-2t-,Gl2,000. or 40 pounds for each inhabitant. A Curious Taste. Tho Malagasy ta-.te for tomb-building was another frequent cause of delay. Among tho Ilovas, tho ha ling tribes of Madagascar, largo sums are spent on their tombs, which aro a kind of vault, made of immense slabs of un dressed blue basidt rock. A man w ill live in a house which has not cost more than from ten to twenty dollars, but he will cheerfully expend two hundred or three hundred dollars upon his tomb. As soon as a young man marries and settles in life ho k-gins preparations for building his family vault; and all of his spare time-and most of his spare money are spent upon this work. Tho basalt slabs are often brought for two or three miles distance, dragged by hundreds of peo ple, all the family connections going to assist. Although tho portions under ground in these tombs ..re of undressed stone, aliove ground a massive, and often elaborate, structure of dressed stone is erected, with bold moldings, and sometimes with a good deal of carving. London Qttioer. THE FAMILY DOCTOR. Fasting as a Cure fur HhriiiimtUm. lr. Tanner's heresy may yet become the creed of regular practice. Tanner claimed that fasting was a good hygienic cure for many forms of blood disease, and now lr. Wood, of the medical department of liishop's college Montreal, reports fasting as a cure for acute rheumatism. Plenty of water e lemonade was allowed but no med; cines wen given, and from the gi ton-suits obtained in fasting from fou to ten days Ir. Wood is inclined t believe that rheumatism is only a phasi of indigestion. Dr. rook's Jhnlth Monthly. Itcmcily for l.rysturlns At tlie recent congress of tlerinan surgeons, lr. Fisher, of Straslmrg, drew attention to the valueof naphtha lint' as an antiseptic. For some skin diseases, and especially in the treat ment of erysipelas, it is almost specilie The application is made in the most simple manner possible by rubbing gauze in tho powdered mate rial, or dipping any suital le fabric in an etheriel solution diluted with alco hol. Naphthaline being very cheap, this prcparat ion will be less expensive than anything of the kind now in tho market. It is extensively used in Straslmrg, where it is regardetl as a perfect preventive of erysipelas; and it is hoped that if this valuable property can be substantiated, it will be used for the same purpose in this country. Ir. Fisher does not state whether its use in the manner stated is attended with any inconvenience or pain to the patient; but persons employed in gas works and elsewhere who have suffer ed from scales of naphthaline entering the eyes, etc., would be disposed to regard the remedy with very consider able suspicion. I llml Trcth ami ni-rnsr. Had we the means we should endow a charity the gn at aim of which should ! be to prevent, disease by establishing ! an institution for the treatment of decayed and imperfect teeth. There are more cases of disease of various i kinds and various degrees of severity ! emanating from bad teeth than from j almost any other cause. The trouble is easily remedied if taken in time; : I but those who suffer most are liny I who have not the means to employ ! i competent dentists. It is pitiful to 1 see the children of the poor as they : grow up, gradually losing their teeth by decay and neglect and becoming ; dyspeptic at twenty and old and haggard at thirty. If there is a nobler ; charity than that which would supply free dentistry to the poor, and dentist ' ry at cost to those who are able to pay no more, we know not what it is. But there are persons of ample means who pay no attention to their own teeth or : those of their children. They should be taught the importaiK f attending ' to this matter, and. if tin y then refused, they should be punished for tin-neglect of an important duty toward their families. There is no exctSse for any I person having bad teeth. A child can be taught the importance of attending to the teeth, and every child that has his second flout teeth should be pro vided with a tooth-brush and be re quired to use it at b-ast once everyday, ; using eastile soap. Once in six months at. furthest .a dentist should be employ ed to examine the teeth and properly till any that may be decayed. Were this plan generally adopted we should see no more toothless men and womcn Jiitll's Jounml Until Ii. Overtaxing the Brain. In a recent lecture on "Brain Health," at Kdinbtirgh. lr. ,1. Batty Tuke said that, as a matter of fact, it was not an easy thing to overtask the energies of the brain by work. It was not work, but worry, that killed the brain. But break down from over strain did occasionally take place, and the first really important symptom was slecplcsness; when that set in thero was cause for alarm. Loss of sleep was brought about thus: When the brain was being actively exercised, there was an increase of blood in its vessels this was spoken of as "functionid hypericnia." If they con tinued the exercise of the brain power too long, thero was a tendency of tho blood to remain in too great quantity from tho cells becoming exhausted and not being ablo to control the vessels. In sleep the amount of blood was diminished, and sleep could not be procured if this functional hyperu nia persisted. In the absence of sleep, the cells could not recover themselves, and their activity became impaired, iron.innhe loss of nnnetite. and trcneral listlessness followed. As soon as a child or young person developes con. tinuous headache, work should be dia- continued at once. 1 Forty years ago a man worth $GO,000 was accounted wealthy; now ho must have hia millions to be to regarded. J My Ship. O! tliotiRh my nlii is twilinc (w out on the wiilo, wM; urn, Tlio jinni t ever dement still la tny own lioiuu to me; Ami tall lliu time, Ly ninlit, hy dny, bof"0 ne fuct'8 (Uiir ComoHiniliiiK, Kecti"K clioorinj;, aa in funey they Bi'n-Hi-. O! though my shiji is sailing fur in distant wa tcra blue, My liiwiit looks cvor homeward to my home tics, ever true; I uuuk each (lay's di'Piirlini;, for I know it is ono lens, Iicforo I clani my loving ones, or fool thoir Boi'i curuiM. O! tliouli nty whip is Hiilini; Inr, in storm and leiiipent oil", I still vim fi cl tlm prussuro of warm bauds anil leii'tN Mift ; I iiiii looking, Tonkin;;, longing for die time to i-iuiii- liir inn, When I slmil iiietil my i liiMien deiir and Uike Ilium on tny knee. O! Iliouli my Miin is .s:iilin far, 'twill soon be "homewaiil liniinilj" On Inn. I or sun was novur heard, by man, a Mvculi-r sound; With Mul nil set niiJ bounding o'or tlie rolling, billowy si n, Ii u li boar is bi ininj; nciiiur all lay darling ones to mo. O! theu swifi wimU, from out thn skios come toOTvini; strung tin t firr; blow lor urn homeward bitt-zon, hasten home uiy :-liip und iiic; AH my lovnl oiiiis llit'i u nra wuitiug, wailing, looking o or the si'a; And in piitii ia'o xwi'i't uio watching, O! my ktup lor then an. I mu. ri'Xb'EM IMKAI.KIIMIS I Medical query - Was the eye-lash ; designed lot hriiW-li.-utillg? i Flattery is called -tally" because it ! ina'.es a man feel awfully "stuck up." There is a marked difference bet ween ; getting up i!h the lark and staying i Up to have i -lie. When the hen with chickens at tad. ed tlw mi, ail boy in his mother's yar I. tie.' hen informed him fchc had been laving for him for some time. A li do mnde on Sunday is void; which may account f-T men sleeping all tbrotiirh church service, and mak ing no noli- of w hat the preacher says. A young child in Oregon died from the i-M'ei (s of swallowing the leaves of an almanac We always held that dates should be eaten in small quanti ties. When a certain bachelor was mar ried iu Philadelphia, members of tho Bachelor club broke him up by sending him as a weiluing present a copy of "Paradise Lost." It is a gluriiitis thing to have been born a man. One doesn't have to bother himself for a month over tho plans and specifications of a new spring bonnet. He simply has to foot the bill when the thing is bought. A little bright-eyed boy, upon hear ing bis father read the story of Joan of Arc, was greatly moved by her sad trials; but when the part was reached where she was about to be burned to death at the Make, the poor little fel low could not contain himself any longer, but sobbingly ( bitched his pa rent's arm. and. with bigtears running down bis plump little checks, cried, "But, papa, wh e re were tho po be ' Henry Clay Quoting Shakespeare. Henry Clay, who left a scat in tin Senate for in-- iu the House, but afte many year-." service at the other end o tlie capi 1 returned to tho S-'iiat,. chamber, exercised a powerful contro) over tho politics of tho republic. Idol ied by the Whig party, his wondorfui powers of personal magnetism, ami his rich, manly voice, would enable him to bold an audience for hours. 1 1 made but little preparation, and used but few notes in speaking; but wber he wrote out his remarks for the press his manuscript was remarkably neat without interlineations or blots, lit seldom indulged in classical allusion and his occasional attempts to niakt quotations of Fnglish poetry we: generally failures. On one occasion ho used tho well-known phrase from Hamlet, "Let the galled jade wine our withers are unwrung," but mis quoted the last syllable, calling it "un strung." The gt nth raen who sat co either side of him noticed the errort and simultaneously whispered "un wrung." This double prompting con fused "Young Harry of tho West." '' who straightened himself, and witb stronger emphasis repeated "unhung.- This raised a general laugh, at tht close of which Clay, w ho had mean ' while ascertained his mistake, shook I his head, and said with one of his in iniitable smiles: "Ah! murder will out! I Uuwrung's tho word." The fascina- tion which he exercised ovtr all wila whom he had personal intercoms, even his political adversaries, was markable; but ho was imperious an-. j domineering, exacting nnconditiona j juj unqualified support as the price o his friendship. Jkn l'eiit-y Voort it tin Century.

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