i H. A. LONDON, Jr., EDITOB AND PnorEDBTOB. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: Oneeory, easriwr, (2.00 One copy ,tlx months 1.00 One copy, Uirot m'jctus, je f ( ( ) J OMacnswt.twotiuortlacs.- LS Vw onettjiisi. 520 nocth, -.. t.Jr VOL. V. PITTSB01lO CHATHAM CO., N. C JUNE 7, 1883. NO. 39. Take Courage. Dti hi am, O hcait, und lenr not earthly ilmmc, t 'i im e net to men, but make thjsell a ntmr, I'nko up thy cros, and walk erect through life, F ght fur the truth, however fierce the strife. VieM lo no folly, crush thy tempting fin, And htel no murmur ol complaint witliin. Bend me-klv down to sorrow's chastening rod .And chttie not at the wise decrees ol God. 5!ay thy most selfish tod presumptuous will; Whute'er thy burden, bear it, and be still. f.ifl tby and, doubting eyes (o God above, Know thnt hi name and natme both Ave Jove. ; Love is the guardian of the gate of heaven, 'Ihioojjh love alone thy name shall bo for given. lint it thou rinfest, even In a thought, Apparent virtues will avail theo naught. I. no G d, thy mnkei j love thy fellow-men; I. vo without stmt; thou slinlt not love in vn:n. Ho.iEc thee, O heart! and do thy work in laiih; Love ia tho cono.aeror over sin and death. And when thou art freo to seek the nutive skies 1 hou shall find love the liyht ol paradise. Counters Vortllt, Saved by His Sister. "Ahem, Ly-ander!" s:iil Miss Cath erin.e Southernwood, one morning, its she poured out her brother's third cup of coifee, while ho drenched his last buckwheat-cake with a sea ol inaiili' syrup. "I was a thinking, Ly.-antlcr, since yoti hevo set your heart on mar rying tliat Jones girl" (Lysander, figuratively, pricked up his cars at this announcement, fur Miss Catherine hail been 1 utterly opposed to tho ilea of hrr good-looking bachelor brother con signing his heart anil fortune to the tender mercies of the "Jones girl"i I was athinking," she went on, de liberately, "that niehhe, seeing they're so kind of pinched fur means, that might get Olympia to come and stay awhile this fall, and help me about the housework. There'll be a heap to 1o, with tho apple-butter to make, and th" like: and, besides. I need some help in the kitchen. Cook in' is gettin' to be hard work for me now. Hut there's one thing about it. Lysander,'' she continued, as her brother signified his willing consent nrd gratitune 'you mutt promise me that you won't ask her to marry you while she is stay ing here. It would be very improper, you know." Lysander promised, and weut out to harness the mare, as Miss Catherine had decided to drive over at once, and bring Miss Jones back with her. Sho smiled grimly as her brother strode away, whistling. "The shortest cut ain't alius the nearest read home," "she said, com placently. "And there's more ways of killing a cat than feeding it to death with beefsteak. There's Uuldah Hush is worth a doen of that girl! Hut, la! Lysander is as Mind as a bat! Never rould see an inch before his nose!" "Astonishing how Sister Catherine has rome around at last!" thought Mr. Southernwood to himself. "At first he couldn't bear the idee of me a marrying Olympia Jones, and now she's actually a-going to have her in the house. Hut that's just like a woman! Let 'eni uce you will have your own way, and not be led around by the nose, and they'll give right up and be as mellow as a fall apple. Hut I am glad Catherine thought of getting Olympia here this fall. It'll be a help to 'em both, for the Joneses are poor But I don't care a rush for that! I'd rather havo a poor girl, anyhow, than a fine lady, that didn't know how to make up a feather-bed or fry a slap jack. I like a woman that can bustle iround and see to things, even if she don't have to do 'em herself one that :an make a pat of butter, or pick a goose, or spin a hank of yarn, if need be. And I like to see a woman look neat," he went on, as he curried tho toppled mare and rubbed her down with a wisp of hay. "And Olympia always looks as neat as a new pin when 1 call there. Anyhow, 1 do hope she'U'corne!" he added, anxiously. Of course Olympia would go! And beran quickly up stairs to pack up her clothes. "It's a mighty good chance for me," ehe thought, as she brushed her curls before the little looking-glass; "and I'll improve it, too! But I'll not help with the house-work long," she added. Wait till I get to be mistress up there, nd see who'll do house-work then!'' Lysander's heart gave a jump as the wagon hove in sight with its two oc cupants, and visions of the blissful weeks to come danced through his mind, lie was so embarrassed and avercorae with delight at tho coquetish smile Olympia bestowed on him that he hardly had ptvsenee of mind enough to let down the bars for them to pass through. "'ow, Olympia," bustled Miss Catherine, when they hud laid off tbelr bats and shawls, "it's time we begun dinner. Lysander must bev it at twelve o'clock, precisely, or he thinks he's killed. There's a couple of pul lets in the coop, out iu the chip-yard," she added, tying a clean check-apron round her waist. "You may wring their necks, and git 'em ready fur roasting, while I start np a tire in the cook-stove."' Olympia looked at her pink calico dress, with its flounces and ruflles and wondered If Miss Catherine would offer her a check apron, too. lint Miss Catherine did no such thing, and Olympia wrung the chickens' necks and prepared them for the oven, with rather a cross look shadowing her pretty face. "Hot 'em in the oven?" asked Miss Catherine, sharply.. "Then you kin mix up a batch of biscuits while I make the johnny-cake. -Lysander alius must hev two kind? of bread fur din ner, or he can't eat," she explained. Humph!" thought Olympia. "He won't get two kinds of bread for din ner when I'm tho mistress here, I can tell him!" Hut she turned to the bread-tray without a word. Hy the time the biscuits were in the oven the waist and front breadths of Olympia's dress looked coutidcrahly the worse for the morning's campaign. Miss Catherine blew the dinner-horn at the usual hour, and Lysander ap peared punctally at twelve o'clock. Hut for some reason or other dinner was a halt-hour later than usual, and when it was finally dished and brought to the table, the biscuits proved to be underdone and the chickens roasted to a crisp. "Had bail luck with your biscuits, didn't you. Catharine'.'" said her brother, making a wry face at the yel low streak of suleratus he found on breaking open one of the leaden lumps; but Miss Catherine smiled leniently.. "Olympia had bail luck with her biscuits," she s. id: "but I think my bread is as good as usual," and she passed him a .square of light, golden hued corn-bread more tempting than pound-cake. Lysander left his biscuit nntasted, but cast a glance of compassion at Olympia. "Accidents will happen," he said, consolingly, though he could not help noticing a sullen look on Miss Jones's fai e in spite of thesniile she Mashed at him. He noticed also the tumbled curls and soiled, untidy dress. "Have some cold mutton, Lysander," said his sister, "if you can't eat any of the chicken. Olympia will learn how to cook after awhile." So it was Olympia who burned the chickens! Lysander finished his dinner in silence, though ho still made excuses for all shortcomings. Olympia changed her soiled dress before tea-time, and was beaming with smiles when Lysander took his seat at the table. Hut the tea had a wishy washy taste, the butter-dish was smeared and untidy, and the apple sauce was insipid and flavorless. The biscuits were light and puffy this time, for Miss Catherine had made them her self. Lysander had a good disposition, but unpalatable food will disorder the best-regulated liver and upset the tem per of an angel, and Miss Catherine soon discovered a fresh wrinkle over her brother's nose. One morning, Lysander strode into the kitchen, where his sister was mix ing light bread for she could not trust it to Olympia, who had already spoiled two batches, which had to be thrown to the pigs. "Catherine," whispered Lysander, hurriedly, "the minister's folks are coming up the lane! Of course they'll spend the day, and do, pray, Catherine, cook the dinner yourself! Don't let us be disgraced in their eyes!" Miss Catherine saw her opportunity and seized it. "Cook the dinner myself! Dear me, Lysander, how kin IV" she asked. "We must have turkey, of course, and mashed potatoes, and pumpkin pies and a steamed batter-pudding, with lemon-sauce, and cabbage-salad! He sides, who will entertain the visitors while I'm in the kitchen? Olympia? "Olympia? l'shaw! She can't do anything but giggle!" growled Lysan der, savagely, much to his sister's amusement. "I'll tell you what Lysander," said Miss Catherine, reflectively, "I must have same help, and if you'll just saddle the mare and lead her around for Huldah Rush, I'm sure she'll come." And Lysander hastened to do his sister's bidding. Dinner was on the table at precisely twelve o'clock, and the Hev. Mr. Shep herd and his family testified to the ex. cellence of the richly-browned turkey, juicy and unctions, the mashed pota toes and gravy, the golden-hind pies, and the yellow-batter pudding, with its rich sauce to say nothing of light, flaky rolls and fresh butter. And when, alter dinner? i Lysander stepped into the dining-room for a pitcher of water, he could not help observing the contract between Hul dah's satin-smooth braid; and snowy neck-rullh and Olympia's tawny rib bons and browy hair. "Olympia," said Miss Catherine, a couple of weeks later, as sho took a folded paper from tho bureau draw,, "here's a present I've got for you a new dress! It's basket cloth. And there's some blue trimmings and silk buttons for yen. And and, Olympia, I shan't need yon any longer, for my brother is going to be married to-morrow to Miss Huldah Hush, and she's a powerful good housekeeper you know. "Just what I thought." said Mrs. Jone. when her daughter appeared with her bundle of clothes. "You alius vv as lazy and slovenly, an' alius will be, I reckon." 'I'm sorry 1 went there now." grumbled Olympia. "It's all that plagued old maid's fault, I know!" And it was "Miss Catherine's man agement that saved her brother from that snare; but he never suspected it of course. A h-n 11'. clnik. How to Obtain ('oveinmcnt l.nnil. There are four principal methods oi acquiring land from the I'nited Mate. government, namely, homesteading, pre-emption, tie -culture and purchase. The timber-culture art is liberal in its provisions. I'nder it any person may get a f arm of piO acres or less. i lie inav do this, and al-o acquire title to another l'!'' acres, under the home stead or pre-emption law, but he cannot make use of both the Imimstiad und pre-emption methods, except in the territories, nor can he use cither of those methods twice. If the tree-claim contains the maximum entry of P!0 acres, at least live acres must be plowed within one j car from date of entry; the second year five acres must be culti vated and another live acres plowed; the third year the first five acres must be planted in timber, seeds or cuttings, and the second live acres cultivated; the fourth year the second live acres must be planted in timber, seeds or cut tings, nuiking at the end of the fourth year ten acres thus planted. These must be carefully cultivated and pro tected for four years more, at the end of which time, on making due proof that at least 2700 trees were planted upon each acre, and at the time oi mak ing proof at least 075 thrifty trees are growing upon each acre, a patent for the land may be obtained. I'erfect good faith must bo observed. If the trues, or any of them, are destroyed one year they must be replanted the next. If grasshoppers or drouth de stroy the trees, seeds or cuttings, for one year or a term of years, the time for planting is extended one year for every year that they are so destroyed. The land office fee for entry of 100 acres is $11. Only western prairie or treeless lands may be taken by this method. The trees planted must bo those properly culled timber trees, and among these the cot ton wood is recog nized. Origin or Ensilage. Mr. L. 1 Muirhoa 1, of Kilcreggan writing to tho North Hritish AjrU-nl-turulist Uon the origin and practice of ensilage says: "Sauerkraut! Yes, that's it. What is good for man is good for beast. I'll try it anyhow. So thought an old German farmer one wet seiison eighty years ago; only, instead of cabbage he used grass, clover and vetches, omitted the pepper corns, and used a pit in the ground in stead of the family barrel or crook (ir dene hagen). Some years after such wcrds as 'salf utter" (salted fodder), 'Bauer-fatter (pickled fodder), and 'vieh-sost (cattle salad), might be heard among the farmers of Germany and East Prussia, where the practico lirst obtained a hold, thereafter being carried by emigrants to America, and gradually finding its way among the Dutch and Trench nearer home. About 1850 it came into notice in Scot land. Tho Hev. John M. Wilson, at that time an authority on things agri cultural, gave so full an account of it as to bo well worthy reproduction." Mr. Muirhead quotes the lengthy de scription which answers to the method of curing grasses now known as ensil age. Referring to Mr. Sala's recent note on the word ensilage in the Illutr t rated Xitr, Mr. Muirhead says: "It seems to be an Americanism, pnbably a corruption of the German 'cnisalzen,' to pickle, or the Spanish 'cnsalada' salted, from which the English word salad is derived. Possibly salad pit for the receptacle, pickling for the process, and cow salad for fodder would be more satisfactory." ! SELF-JintDLIl. Mnttstlr of Kulrlile in I'lf lulled Slndl. Germany, it is said, i s becoming fu riously alarmed at the constant Uv rea-e of s licidcs among all chesses of her population. In JJerlin hardly a day passes without one or nnro. With us in the I'nited States popular attention is not so much directed to tiie subject, largely, no doubt, because owing to the incompleteness of our methods of gathering and tabulating vital statis tics, the subject is not brought before us with such startling distinctness. Hut it may well be asked whether suicide is not increasing here, too, in a way to justify the most secret appre hension. The New York t hinilr, for two years past, has kept a record of suicides 'n the I'nited States compiled from the columns of the newspapers. These data are necc surily very imperfect, hut they serve to give an idea of the extent to which self-murder is resort ed to in this country and of the rapidi ty of its increase. For the year end ing March. IS.vJ, 817 suicides are re corded, while for the eleven months ending with February, 1SS:(, there are llitHi, an increase of nearly one hundred per cent. The greatest number took place in the summer months, 51 4; the smallest iu the winter, 2so. This ac cords with the view of lr. John G. Lee, coroner's physician of Philadel phia, who explains the frequency of suicide in the spring and summer months, by reference to the fluctua tions of the thermometer and barome ter. As between the sexes, nearly four times as many men as women committed suicide, the proportion being PJ17 lo :l !'.. Jn point of nationality the lead is taken by Americans with ';. Ger mans coming next with then English with 1 1J and Irish with 127. As to occupations one is surpri.-vd b find that farmers are largely in the ma jority, no less than 205 of them ha ing of the'r own accord shuffled off this mortal coil, whil the iievf greatest number, that cf merchants, foots up only 8' Of journalists it is agreeable to observe there are only four. Married life seems to conduce jo self destruction, there being in he list 470 husbands end 178 wives as opposed to 200 baeli"l; rs and 121 maids. Ages ranged from ten years to ninety-three, the largest number. 10-r, coming between twenty and thirty. Family troubles head the list of causes, follow ed by sickness, with i'8; insanity l.Vi, dissipation I'M, and lm-iness troubles 127. Mhcr reasons assigned are of tho most whiiic-ical nature. A North Carolinian committed suicide because his mule died, an 1 an Ulinoisian because be had lost his best boy and his best cow. A susceptible youth drowned himself because his sweet heart jilted him iu j iii try. Hut per haps the most inconsequent case of all was that of the New Yorker who look his life beiause he had a mortal fear of death. The methods employed show no less diversity, though shooting seems to have had the preference, being employ ed in 484 cases, poisoning in ;t72. hanging in 207, and drowning in 151. The pistol was usually selected by Americans and poison by Frenchmen, tine man took his departure by jump ing into a furnace, and one cheerful Californian blew himself to pieces with giant powder. The largest pro portion of suicides is accredited to Col orado, where the ratio is one in 8000, and the smallest to Mississippi, where it is one in .'580,0'Ki. The average of suicides throughout the southern states is small, owing, it is said, to the large colored population with whom self-murder is infrequent. In New York one in every I'O.OOO committed felo de se. The rate for the entire country is :2 per 1,0)0,000, according to the figures here cited, though in all probability, it is really far greater. At all events it is great enough to cause serious concern to the philan thropist and the legislator. Arrangement of ltooni". (Jive your apartments expression, character. Rooms which mean noth. ing are cheerless, indeed. Study light and shade, and the ctnuhination and arrangement of drapery, furniture and pictures. Allow nothing to look iso lated, but let everything present the air of sociability. Observe a room im mediately after a number of people havo left it. ami then, as you arrange the furniture, disturb as little as possi ble the relative positions of the chairs, ottomans and sofas. Place two or three chairs in a conversational atti tude in some cheery corner, an otto man within easy distance of a sofa, a chair near your stand of stereoscopic views or engravings, and one where a ood light will fall on the book which ,-on may reach from the table near. 'Jake little studies of effect which ihall repay th more than usual ob- ercr, and do not leave it possible lor "lie to maV the criticism which ap plies to many homes, even of wealth and elegance, 'Tine ca' i-ets, handsome drapery, a lew pictures, and elegant furniture, but how dreary''' The chilling atmosphere is felt at once, and we cannot divest ourselves of the idea that we must maintain a still and so. vere demeanor, to accord with tho spirit of the place. Make your homes, then, so easy and cheerful that, if we visit you, we may bo joyous and unre straint d, and not fed ourselves out of harmony with our surroundings. Art Rrri'ir. Learning to Swim. The greatest dillieulty to the beginner is to learn to keep the proper position of the body after attaining it This diliiculty can only be ov ercome by using the proper stroke after having placed the body in the correct position. In the use of the arms, the only direction thai can be given is to re member that, when the arms are thrust forward at the beginning of the stroke, such, positions of the elbows and hands should be taken as will make the least resistance to the water. To accomplish this, the hands slim. Id be placed palm to palm, and the elbows made to come quite close together, starting them from under the chest. In making the effective part of the stroke, our object is to get a forward motion only. The arms and hands should be so placed as to produce the greatest resistance upon the water. I'o accomplish this, the palms of the hands should be thrown outward, and the plane of the direction of the stroke ol tiie arms ma le parallel to the sur lace of the water. The most important and the most ul'teii defective point iu swimmm; Is (lie liiuilc of iit.'n the h-ixs. If would be well for a beginner to observe the sw immimr of a frog, for undoubtedly the same mi l hod of using the legs should be adopt". 1 by man as is display ed in the model swimnrnsr of that am. ph'hian. In analyzing the stroke of the frog, we ni in- th, 0 there is no vertical motion; tin- whole direction of the force is in a plane exactly hori'ontah and is act omplish d by virtually open ing an 1 ( losing the space between th ki!"es o'Vering the sole of the foot as a rcsi-tato-e while kicking, and placing the feet in a position of least its'stance while recovering. In accomplishing the lirst of these conditions- the opening and the clos ing of the space between the knees th1 knees should be thrown out, and tiie iftltiai tioll ol the leg U' l le slow ly, in order to cause as little resistance as possible to the headway already attained. It w ill be found that, if we alternate the stroke of the arms and legs hy giving propulsion with one while re covering with the other, a more con stant buoyancy will be attained, and, for long sw ims, it will be found far less fatiguing. l'iipvlur Mtmx Monthly. Knowlcdgo la a Nat-Shell. A cubit is two feet. A pace is three feet. A fathom is six feet. A palm Is three inches. A league is three miles. There are 2750 languages. A great cubit is eleven feet. Two person" die every second. Hran, twenty pounds per bushel. Sound moves 74:1 miles per hour. A square mile contains ti-li' acres. A barrel of ice contains 000 pounds Slow rivers Mow live miles per hour. A barrel of pork w eighs 'JOtt pounds. A barrel of Hour weighs 100 pounds An acre contains 4S ID square yards, (hits, thirty-three pounds per bushel. Parley, fort y-eight pounds per bushel A firkin of butter weighs 50 pounds. A hand (horse measure) is four inches. A span is ten and seven-4'ighth inches. A ritle ball moves loH miles per hour. A storm Mows thirty-six miles per hour. A rapid river flows seven miles per hour. Puck wheat, titty -two pounds per bushel. Fleet rit ity moves 22S,(Ott miles per hour. A hurricane moves eighty miles per hour. Coarse salt, eighty-live pound1 per bushed. A tub of butte-r weighs eighty-four pounds. The average human life is thirty-one years. Timnthy seed, forty-live pounds per bushel. The first steamboat plied thu Hudson in 1807. The first horse railroad was built in 1826-'27. A day's journey is thirty-three and one-eighth rniles. orc? Miinilnr Stories Coarernlnfl 'I remciirlous I- xv!olvr force- A genMeman well acquainted with fee properti-s of nitro-glye r'!!" f ays of tll'S t'Tril'k' explosive; "I ba' e had a good deal to do " ith niti-f-glyecrinc. 1 did tome important government work, such aa the making of breakwaters, where the rock was brought, to me iu large pieces, ami w e had lo blow it up, ami used llitro-gl.v. ceriiie for that purpose. It is the mo, t destructive thing you can conceive of. 1 A little cartridge of it as tfiick as the 1 end of a musket barrel dropptd In the Vioflom cf an oil well will shatter the j most tremendous primitive rock. Yon 1 centakea piece of it half as big as your ; hand, ami it will blow a rock as Hir as ' this room in which we are sjitiiu; all to flinders. 1 can tell you of a very singular property a'-ui! nitro-glycer-inc. t n one occasion an ordinance was passed in a ceriain city win re I was tlning public work, imposing a penalty of $5ti for bringing nitro-gly- , ccrine witliin the city limits. I had to : have it, so I told my foreman to put ' that glycerine under my table, id which 1 I sat writing. As it is exploded by (oacussion, you may in.aginetli.it fori a few days I was a little skitti.-h. j There was enough glycerine there con- ! ccalcd by that tablet ,th to have blow n I ii) half a dozen blocks of that city, People used to come into my rome, sit ! a few minutes ami suddnily one m j m re would put their hands t their j head and complain of headache. Not being subject to headaches mycli. I could nut understand it. 1 suppose that from one-half to three-fourths o! all my visitors who sat with me more than ten minutes would have Ihn-c headaches. One day a man came into my oflice who had been blowing out oil-wells in Peiinsv l ania. He sat there fifteen utes and suddenly said, 'Why. i ! . a hcadm-h-: yen must have nil r i c yccriiie here.' "I'll, no,' said I, with a smile. 'Yes' said ho, 'this is a nitro-g'ycerine head. i he I think I smell it, to ..' Me began to sniff his nose. There is a very siiL'ht odor, hardly perceptible, in the stun, and it looks like a box of lard. With this my visitor lifted the tablecloth and said. 'Have- you pot it there':' pointing to the boxes. 'Yes,' said with a laugh, 'that is nitro glycerine." Well," said he. 'it gives the headache to a lare proportion of people w dm sit near if " li( "Ditl vou have anv accident 1. "No, I did not; but a fellow con- Canada.was driven out of that country by an accident that happened to him in a very simple way. He had been using nitro-glyt erine, and it is suppos ed that some ot it got spilled on the tire of a wagon, winch was left un moved for some time. One day be hitched a horse to the wagon and start ed to drive it off. and then that small amount (if stuff adhering to the tire blew up and rcallv destroyed two. thirds of that little town. The people around were killed, the hotel was Mown to pieces, two or three blocks were devastated, and my associate was unable to do any contracting work in Canada. He hastily sold what be left there to a native, and crossed the river ami came away, otherwise they would have sued him for all the damage done to thai to""i.' Shooting a Zebra I had sighted a herd feeding and C(ming toward me. These were the first I hail seen so very close, and more beautiful, sleek, well-groomed looking animals I never saw. It seemed almost a pity to lay them low with the bullet. The big stallion of the troop was coming toward me. I liicd, he threw up hi- head and 1 missed; and aw ay they all went hi Iter ski Iter clattering over the stony ground. I jumped on the mare and galloped after i-ejrular weekly salary ami to have vis them as hard as I could go, t Inn oft ited him every el ay. Ills friends tell again, and as they were di.-appcaring I wonderful stories of his predictions, one managed to hit the stallion behind, of them hav ing been, it is said, the as On again, loading as I galloped; alter sassination of Garfu Id. The estimates about six or seven minutes sighted placed upon the value uf his practice them again. The stallion by this time varv, but '! a day is cun-idered not was in the rear ami bleeding. He , xtiavag int. as his clients extended looked as if he were going to give in. throughout this country ami parts of However, after pressing him a little ' Ktigland. lie is said to have cast time, I closed up to him. and then at . 20,000 lioroscnpes. For the past two that moment a mare darted out from ' years Mr. Jaquith was in poor health, the herd ami tried to make him return; ' yny told Ids friends that bo could but the pace was too good and he left. ' ,,( j.0-Ml,ly live until lsl. He went and gradually edged away from the (0 Washington some three weeks ago troop. We were now going as hard ilritl died of consumption. as ever we could. 1 got close up to him, and placing the gun between the irofess.,r Thurston, of the Steven's ears of my mare tired. He staggered; nstitute of technology at Hoboken, I tired again, and he rolled over and ,ailgns at th. itlt.a, recently promulgat turned a complete somersault, landing ' that u. (ll,(.;lsk in ccntr.tl par'i L on his back, all his four 1-gs quivering a concrete s ructure which can be in the air. The mare hail to stop sud- ; easily reproduced in native materials denly short and throw herself back on j Ho ha(J a ,)iw.e of its companion, the her haunches, or she w ould have been j rhttmes embankment obelisk, which on the top of him. It was a most ex- , ?cnsistg of ii.-x. mica aid beautiful e;t.ng gallop. The animal was quite j taJa of uthoclase ft!dspar-in fact, dead.-Mffi FMrU qi of Hope nud Despair. AM upon a sninuie; sea S liling in uo ni j;o-y I Vl ccs, lutes uti J viols sounding, While the Bhip o'ci wuvplels bounding; f-kims the tuiliwe of the sea. All iho masts are wreathed "ith -roodbine j Ju;fl.lIllil!0 HnJ ,MlUt; ; White lilies i id lest roses Siren the dttk in scented poiics, j Atidilit..l!iowavine. 8ui.l'nlit ulci.ms in golden meshes, j & the Jimni m penny tressos, 'J'1iidu;;Ii the intctluce of flowers llmiKy ihel.Min in silver oho were All uilnwn ll.e pil.lun nieidies. Stenlini; down n gloomy river. Where dull wittrlr giutscs quiver, from a link conic sounds of sorrow, Never epa-iiij; with the morrow Mtv.niil.il hut K upon the liver. I'ypirs". rnsenniry inn! me, l!iani-liiM lunii the aouit.'Cr yew. t'n the ili cK me v iihuie l lying While the I'V'hl In ec.e sadly eighirg, W.ifni ll.e imIoi- el lli! i.'e. Sullen clou.lt o!.s..:iiie the moon, D.irknt'ss eoineth nil too soon! lilm-li the ilon.ls r.r.il him K the river, Jlhck Ihr link iin.l oh, iho hivr Ah it uiki lieneiith the ino"ii! ITNti I'.NT I'AIMGKAI'HS. A sound education can only be ob tained from a music master. '(Vine around next stewsday," said the h.ot el took to thcoysterman. It is not cxaolk polite to refer to 8 j deceased person as your warm friend. ! A U'etcni man claims tnhavebur I inl twtjity wives. lie is a grave-dig j i'i r. a id tin y wi re not bis ow n. ! A rather cynical lady, s unewhat c 'atl'il. -ays mo-t men. lilo- cold, arc j vcrv casilv cauL'ht. diOioult to get rid ! of. i profts-or N letturiiig on "Aftf ! Man What?" We ar" not good on j c.inmiilnims and giv o it up. unless it hi- e.ut-t.liU When a woman chases a tramp ou e f the back yard with a kettle of boil ins wafer in In r 1 .nid. can vou spe;ik of her as beim.' in hot pursuit ! The waiter i'lf'errod thnt 'be guest had taken a I"'1'' sonn thing before supper from tlm mere f:itt of his or dorinir i iil fv.rers ami chork pops '' A n-an Ics invented a t hair that can lie Hijusil in Hm eliflv rent positions, and yet a man who suspected his wifp w a.- going to ask him about where he w,r th- night before, couldn't get into ' a pt-ation in that chair which seemed ' coin fort able. ! Conjugal affettitui depends largely ; a rule to id! my w Tfc everything that j happens. In this way. we avoid any Illicit 1!W I "I '111' 11 v w a friend. Not to be outdone in gener- (i-ity. the go.-. I friend replied : "Well. 1 sir. you a.- m l .-o open and frank as I , am, for 1 fell my wife a great many : things that never happen." An Astrologer Dead. Andrew Jaquith, who died at the ' -t. James Hotel, Washington, D. C, recently, w as belter knowu as Trof. 'George Grcj'gs, the ast rologist. He had an ol'icc where he received visits dally 'from numbers of persons who sought 1 to know from him something of the future. Mr. Jaquith for a short time was a dry-goods clerk in Roston, but from a child he had taken an interest in what he called the "science of as trology," and alter hav ing read much on the Mil dec, he set h lilself up about eight or ti-n years ago as a "professor." His reputation quickly grew, and hf made money. In 17S he came to New York and opened an ollieo with even greater success. Not only was he vis- j,,i ,v women and men who might be ,.N.( ted to l.e credulous, but among his patrons were bankers and brokers and pi'ifes-ioiial men. who sought his assi-t.ince in their spectd.it ions. Some (if them are said to have paid him a