MUM SIM djftafham twL H. A. LONDON, Jr., rDiTos and pnormuroR. PATES or ADVERTISING. Oatequara, on Insertion, One square, two lnwrtlonM . OtMsunare, onanumih, . TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: Oneenrv. fflirnr Oneeajiy.tli ntonih . Otw mw thre months, a LU 3&M - VOL. V. PITTSnonO', CHATHAM CO., N. C, JUNE 28, 1883. NO. 42. tor lugMTerttiemcntsUboanl contracts mil CWtem .: T-:- : 1 U' The Early Rain. Down through the mi.lj air, Down from the gloom abave, Fulling, pattering everywhere, The ruin comes quick with love. Sofily 'lie mbsel-thiush Sing in IhnHoidfii s'nnn; Ihu robin 1111,'cr a Innrcl bush . Wuits lor to-morrow morn. Drip, drip, drip from the cave', Pit, pit, pit on the p ine, Pwi-.li, swih, awiih on the drenched leaves, I, is' ! 'tis the song of the rain. Glasses are bending low, Green is the com and thick; You e m almost eo tbo nottles crow, Thoy riow to stroeg and quick. Soft i the wind from tho west, Softer ttio ruin's low si;;h; Tlie sparrow washes hi. smuky breast, And watches the gloomy sky, Etiried nro the h-uight by tho bn-eze, Scarcely a Icuf u ttill, Something m moving among the trees, Like a restless i-pii it ill. Standing watching the rain, I) j you seem to hear Ike voico of Go 1 mi spenking asj.dn To min's nngmtehil cm? rromr-ing plenty and pe.ice, Giiriiun with trciuine hrtipod, 'J'lmt s rd-:iino mid harvest shull not CCA90 Till the harvest ol eurth be rr 'pi-d. The ,1r:osy. NOT A SUCCESS. 'Dear me," said Mrs. Heatherly, "some folks do have all the luck! 1 thought when my Cousin Speakwell Mas appointed assistant bishop of tlie Cranberry Swamp diocese, that it was quite asocial distinction. Hut here's Helen Jones's uncle been put up for Cninese ambassador! And I suppose she'll get all her tea and chessmen for nothing now, besides the credit of the thing!" And Mrs. Neatherley actually burst into tears. From the very first moment of her arrival in Cherry hill, Mrs. Jones had been her rival. If she d'eorated hep parlors in lotusbaves and cat-tails, Mrs. Jones immediately ordered an artist from Philadelphia to paint her ceilings in peacock-plumes and half open sunflower buds. If she gave a light tea, Mrs. Jones followed with a full-Hedged dinner-party. If she had a fancy masquerade-party, Mrs. Jones issued cards for private theatricals. And now the glories of the assistant bishopric wen; entirely eclipsed by the ambassador to China. Mrs. Jones ordered her white ponies and basket-phaeton, and drove in state through Cherry hill, to invite all her friends and acquaintances to an even ing reception. "To meet my uncle," she said, gri ciously, "before he sails for China!" For Mrs. Jones, albeit she never had seen her Uncle John Jones, was seized, all of a sud len, with the most affec tionate devotion for him, and tele graphed him to come at once to Cherry hill. And the letter which followed was full of niece-like devotion. "I have always lelt," she sa:d, "tlmt it won n eruol deprivation to ste so little of tny Inn. band' relation.. , And now Hi it we mo so soon to lose you, I must insin on at lenit one visit. We have some charming people in Cherry hill, who would esteem it n piiviloge to make your acquaintance. We ahull meet yon, without luil, nt tho six-Jortv train from Philadelphia, on Wednesday nr.it." Mr. Jones, a blunt, bullet-headed man, w ho was in tho drug business, scratched his nose when he heard til his wife's prowess. "It's nil a puzzle to me," said he. "Uncle -.Tohn never had any brains." "Dear me!" said Mrs. Jones, "what brains are needed to be a Chinese am bassador? It's all political influence and wire-pulling, don't you see?" "Well," said Mr. Jones, "there's something in that. I remember Uncle John being president of a 1'olk and Dallas cluli, for years ago, or so, in the village. And he manufactured torch lights for the political processions, and had a very good voice for a hurrah. What puzzles me, however, is what on earth he will think of our getting so eery affectionate all of a sudden, alter neglecting hini for all these years." "No matter what, he thinks," said Mrs. Jones, briskly. "I'll soon bring him around. Only think ambassador to China! What will Mrs. Ileatherley say If You must telegraph at once for plenty of pates de foie gras and cold, potted game. And I'll have the two colored waiters from the hotel. Mary Ann is very well in her way, but she will need addition! 1 help on an occa sion like this. I shall ask ex-(!ovcrnor rhilipstarnaugh and his wife they are visiting the Whites; and an es pecial card shall be sent to that stupid old assistant bishop that Charlotte Ileatherley boasts so much about. Mr. ChimefieM, ihe poet, is in town alsof and I shall beg Miss Bulkley to bring her violin and give us one of those sweet "Scandinavian Dreams' that she Improvises so sweetly. Let me see, there will be about sixty people- here, unless I receive more regrets than I at present anticipate." "Sixty people, eh?" repeated Mr Jones. "Aia't that considerable of a blow-out, Fanny? We haven't settled Spagnette's bill for that last tea-llght, you must remember." "Tea-fight! Mow-out!" Mrs. Jone.-, repeated, in infinite disgust. "Peter, I haven't any patience to hear you use those odious, vulgar expressions. How are Ethel and Constant ia to get mar ried, I'd like to know, if the dear girls never are to see any society ? Are the ponies ready ?" "You can't have the ponies to-day," said Mr. Jones. "The livery-stable man says they don't stir out of their stalls until the whole account is settled -three hundred and odd dollars." "How absurd of him!" said Mrs. Jones, with a shrug of her plump shoulders. "And now, of all times in the world! lint never mind 1 shal1 walk!" And Mrs. Jones nothing daunted, put on a rose-bud-trimmed bonnet, a pretty imitation cashmere shawl, and a pair of cream-colored kid gloves, and set forth to the florist's, where she ordered a profusion of flowers; and to the pastry-cook's, where she hesitated between water ices, and Neapolitan cream; and finally went home, w earied, but triumphant. "I'll show the Chines- ambassador that there is some style about his coun try cousins," she declared, to Ethel ami Constantia, who were remodeling their old dresses, to appear as new as pos sible. And really Mr3. Jones's parlors did appear exquisitely tasteful and pretty when the eventful evening arrived. The chandeliers new for the occa sion-were draped withsmilax; the man tels banked with cyclamen and begoniii leaves; the angles of the apartment Mi d with tall palms and stately fern. Miss linlkley was there, with her violin, and a package of music nearly as large as a Saratoga trunk; the ex governor and his lady were on time, and the assistant bishop of the Cran berry swamp diocese appeared, in a red-nose. I and pompous manner, with his cousin, Mrs. Ileatherley, leaning on his arm. Ami, as the room began to fill, Mrs. Jones waxed a little nerv ous. "I do hope nothing has happened to the train," she thought. " If he shouldn't be here, alter all, I should feel mvself a social fraud." Hut, as the old Antwerp clock in the corner struck ten, there was a little bustle, the sound of retreating car riage-wheels I'nchi Jones had ar rived! And the guests parted right and left, to admit of tho entrance of a stout old gentleman in a suit of home dyed butternut-brown, a pair of silver spectacles, very red hands, entirely in nocent of gloves, and a blue-checked shirt. "Well, Niece Jones." said this re markable apparation, grasping Mrs Jones's pretty, little kid-gloved hands "I'm dreadful glad to make your ac quaintance. And this 'ere's Peter, is it? I hain't seen Peter since he was a boy." "Uncle," said Mrs. Jones, with a sort of hysteric gasp, "allow me to present to you " "Oh, yes, I see," t-aid Uncle Jones. "Company to tea, eh? Your servant ladies and gentlemen, your servant," bowing comprehensively around the room. "And seein' we're all here to gether, so nice antl friendly," be added, "I'll jest ask you all to look at a new kind o' salve as I've took the agency of the 'Electric Agony Eradicator,' only twenty-five cents a box. and five boxes for a dollar. Business is business, you know, and as I make my living this way, I'm sure my niece and nephew here won't object to my sidling off the stock-in-trade to the best advantage before I leave the country. Perhaps tho company don't know that I sail as skipper of the Lovely Louise next month up to tho Xowfunlan' fishin banks, and round by way of Nova .Scotia?" "Hut," jjaspe-l Mrs. Jones, "we thought that is, we understood- wo read in the paper, I would say that you were to be the ambassador to China." "Me!" said Uncle Jones. "Not if I know it! Mo go to furrin parts, to bo eaten up with chopsticks, or burned alive by the coolies? I guess not! P'r'aps it's John J. Jones you're think ing about. He's from the same place as I urn a great friend of the adminis tration and I've heerd as he's got a plump olliee from the big-bugs at Washington. I'm John J. Jones Jacob, you know, arter my great gran'ther, its was in the blacksmith) bus'nes'. Oh, I ain't no Chinese am bassador! I'm only a salve-manufac turer. It'd dreadful good for frosted feet an' ears, the 'Electric Agony Era dicator' is and p'r'aps I may have a good cTiance to sell a few gross of boxes on board the Lovely Louise, if it's a middliti' cold tiip." Poor Mrs. Jones stood aghast ns the distinguished guest of the evening cir culated around amid the perfumed groups, with his "Agony Eradictor," selling off tho precious panacea with v-reat success. Mrs. Ileatherley giggled audibly; the assistant bishop elevated his Human nose with an air of superciliousness; the fair violinist laid down h-r bow. ami only the instant announcement of supper would have prevent e 1 a general dissolution tit' this ..ociul parliament. Uncle Jone ate a if ho were a starved wolf, and then drank as he hail been transformed into a fish: and linal ly fell asleep on a sof.t in the corner :nd snored aloud, with his pocket full of "salve-boxes" and a handkerchief said: "You are very kind: but it my over his face. inquiry is indiscreet I am sure you will He went home the next day. The allow it to pass unanswered." Cherry hill Jones's did not urge him to ; "I hear you, sir," he replied, stay longer; an-1 Mrs. Ileatherley c.ill' d , "Well. th-n. general, did anything to condole with Mrs. Jones in person. ' remarkable happen to you on the morn- "It must have ben s mortifying to ing of fho battle of the Chippewas?" the poor thing!" paid she. with iinu- j After a briel but impressive silence, latetl sympathy. he said: "Yes, sir; something did Hut Mrs. Jones did no! scl' her. she happen to me something very re was crying in her own room, and s nt niarkable, and I will now. for the third down a message of "Not at home," time in my life, repeat the story: The "E don't care how soon we leave ' 4th day of July, HH, was one of ex Cherry hill." she sobbed. ' I never t , in tremeheat. Mi that day my brigade look any one in the face again. 1 ncer skirmished with a British force coin- was so ashamed in all my life! And if ever anyone mentions the name 'China,' or 'the Chinese," in my pre enee again, I'll commit suicide, that I will!" For Mrs. Jones's party had not been a success. Among tlio Mongols, The Mongol of to-day is in many re spects a separate man. timid, yet gieti to long, lunelv jonniovs over pathless!,' . ' . , , ..." .. .- 1 bv a man in m aanl s dress mmroach- tieserts; iiaiiitually atisloiiuotis. iet a i drunkard; a controversialist, yet super stitious; a thief by instinct, yet law abiding; rough, brutal, and cruel -yet in one respect genlh-r than any European. Nothing can induce him I to hurt an animal, however low in the ! scale of creation. "Nowhere," says a J recent traveller, "will you find less ' cruelty than in Mongolia. Not only j do their cattle and flocks receive ex- I pressions of mnpathy in sull'ering, and s.ich alleviation of pain as their owner j knows how to give, but even the meanest creatures ( insects and reptiles included f are treated with eonsider era'.ion. Crows pereii themselves on the topof loaded camels, and deliberate, ly steal before the verv eves of the , , . , .. , down in tho market place at I rga, and , . , ... ' , v'f u-i r tr:ir iriv ,,m i.-,-i--- snatch eatables lroiu the hands of th I unwary, who simply accuse the thiel j of patricide, and pas on. My bald ! headed camel driver was nearly driven ; to distraction one evening by a cloud of mosquitoes which ki it hovering 1 over and alighting on his shining pate. During the night there came a touch j of frost, and when we rose in the j morning not an insect was on the. wing, i Looking at them as they clung be numbed to the sides of the tent, he re marked, 'The mosquitoes are froen!" and then added, in a tone of sin -ere ; sympathy, the Mongol phrase expres j sive of pity, 'Iloaihe ! hoarhe !' There ! was no sarcasm or hypocrisy about it." j This tenderness is the more strange be I cause the Mongols in their few cities or standing ramps let beggars die of cold land exposure, though they never dis I play tho complete callousness of Chinese. The Chinese government in Lama Miao, the great entrepot, pun ishes highway robbery with violence by ii sentence of death from starvation; and our traveler saw this sentence 1 carried out, the man being placed in a cage in tho street, with his head out- I side, so that ho might see the eating, shops, and die slowly of hunger and thirst. He was four days dying there in public. The Chinese citizens found j this interesting, and strolled up every ; evening, laughing and jesting, to see ', the unhappy wretch suffer. i A Cheese-Making lterry. soon outstripped them. As we made A cl.eese-making berry has recently j our escape we were lired at. but got been discovered in India, which seems ' across the bridge in safety, to be a capital substitute for rennet. ' "I felt so much shame and niortifiea Puneria, as the natives cull it, is the j tion at having so nearly fallen into a berry of a plant known scientifically trap that I could scarcely lix my mind as "withauia coagulans," a shrub upon the duties which now d"inanded which is common in the Punjab and ' my undivided attention. I knew that Trans-Indus territory, and which has ! I had committed a great indiscretion in long been listed by the Afghans and 1 accepting too singular invitation, and Helooches to curdle milk. Experiments conducted officially on a farm belonging to the governor of Hombay have demonstrated the effic iency of the berry in the manufacture of cheese, a perfect curd being produc ed and the cheese turning out excel lently; and, with a view to the more extended cultivation of the shrub, an experimental plantation is to be estab lished lit the government botanical gardens at Sabaranpore. The puneria. so-. -ailed from the Per- sian name of cheese, is prepared by , lery, were ordered to cross Street's placing about two ounces of fie bor creek, my nerves and confidence had ries in a small quantity of cold water, ' become measurably quieted and re p.nd allowing it to simmer by the side ( stored. of a fire fortwehe hours. It is said ( "I need not describe the battle of that half a pint of the decoction will i Chippewa. That belongs to, and is suffice to curdle fifty-fhe gallons of I part of, the history of our country. It milk. VasstIT Family Magazine. is sufficient to say that at the close ot (JE3. SCOTT'S X A ttltOW ESCAPE. An IntrreMIng Ite mlnlacenc from the Autoliinuraphjr vt Thurlow Weed-How the Uenriar J-ru. ved Hint. From the autobiography of Thurlow Weed, the following interesting account "f an incident preceding tho battle of Chippewa, in 1811, is taken: One evening after our rubber, I said to the gencral'There is one question I have often wi-hxl to ask you, but have been restrained by the fear that it might be improper." The general drew himself up ami said in his em phatic manner: "ir, vou are inrnna. ble of asking an improper question." I mantled by (letieral Hiall, from an early hour in the morning till late in the af ternoon. We had driven the enemy down tho river some twelve miles to Street's creek, near Chippewa, where we encamped for the night, onr army occupying the west, while that of the tnemy was cm-amped on the east side of the creek. After our tents had 1 ,.,.,! ,,,'(,.,.,1 1 ,.l.uur,-.l ., Il.rr hni-rui ing my marq He brought a letter from a lady who occupied a large mansion on the opposite side (if the creek, informing me that she was the w if" of a member of Parliament, who w:t then at Ouebec; that her children, servants and a young lady friend were alone with her in the house; that Cen eral I'iall had placed a fcntinel before her door, and 'hat she ventured, with great doubts of the propriety of the i request, to asi that I woulu jilae a sentinel upon the bridg to protect her against stragglers from our camp. I assured the ni'Sscnger that the lady's request should be complied with. Early the next morning the same messenger, bearing a white flag, n appeared with a note from the same ladv, thanking me ! for the protection she had enjoved, I ,. ' . , , , , , adding that, in acknowledgment of my civilities, she begged that 1 would, with such members of my stall as I chose to bring with me, accept the hospitalities of her house at a breakfast which had been prepared with considerable atten tion, ami was quite ready. Acting upon an impulse which 1 have never been able to analyze or comprehend, I called two of my aids. Lieutenants Worth and Walts, and returned to the mansion already indicated. We met our hostess at the door, who ushered us into the dining-room, where break fast awaited us, and where the young lady previously referred to was already seated by the coffee urn. Our hostess asking to be excused lor a few min utes, fho young lady immediately served our coffee, licfore wo had bro ken our fast, Lieutenant Watts rose front the table to get his bandana ('that being before the days of napkins), which he had left in his cap on a side table by tho window, glancing through which he saw Indians approaching (he house on one side and red-coats ap proaching it on the other, with an evi dent purpose of surrounding it and n.c, and instantly exclaimed: '(ieneral, we arc betrayed!" Springing from the ta ble ami clearing the house i saw our danger, and, remembering Lord Ches terlicld had said: "Whatever it is proper to do it. is proper to do well," and as we had to run, aud my legs were longer than my companions', I that if any disaster resulted from it I richly deserved to lose both my com mission and character. I constantly found myself wondering whether the lady really intended to betray us, or had been accidentally observed. The ques tion would recur, even amidst the ex citement of battle. Fortunately, how ever, my presence and sen ices in the field were not required until (Jeneruls l'orter and Hiplcy had been engaged at intervals for several hours, so that when my brigade, with Tow-son's artil- the day we were masters of the posi tion, and that our arms were in no way discredited. The Hritish army had fallen back, leaving their wounded in our possession. The mansion which I had visited in the morning was the largest house near, and to that tho wounded oflicers in both armies were carried for surgical treatment. As soon as I could leave the field I wen', over to i-o aft "r "iy wounded. I found the English oflicers lyii.g on the first floor and our own on the door above. I saw in the lower room the voting lady whom I had met in the morning at the breakfast table, her white dress all sprinkled with blood. She bad been attending to the I5riti-h wound ed. On the second floor, just as I was turning into the room where officers were, I met my hostess. ( ne glance at her was quite sufficient to answer the question which I had been asking myself all day. She had intended to clay, dried in the sun or baked in an betray me. and nothing but the at ei- t oven, and nidelj- daubed with paint, dent of my aid rising for his handker- An English doll is a marel to a Ilin ehief save I us from capture. ( loo girl. The fair, blue eyes, pretty "Years afterward, in relict ting upon , face, and the clothes that come off this incident, I was led to doubt wheth- and on, fill her with wonder. In some er I had not misconstrued her startled ; of the mission schools the scholars gel manner as I suddenly eni ounted her. ; presents at Christmas, and the girls That unexpected meeting would have got dolls, to their great deliuht. occasioned embarrassment in either 1 . contingency, and it is so difficult to be- j A ,.., AnIul(ll). lieve a lady of cultivation and refine-j Forty years a-o, or more, a small, mcnt capable of such an act. that 1 am j brightlv spotted" turtle was described now, nearly half n century after the , ;ls living n. ar Philadelphia, and two event, disposed to give my hostess the; miserable spc-itm ns were sent to benefit of that doubt. And now, sir,' added the general, "this is th" third time in my life I have told this story. I do not remember to have been spoken to before on that snbje t for many years." He looked at me and seemed to be considering with himself a few mo ments, and then said: -licmentbering your intimaey with (ieneral Worth. I need not inquire how you came to a knowledge of our secret." "Well, general," I replied, "I have, kept the secret faithf ully for more than forty years, always hoping to obtain your own eision of what struck me as a most remarkable incident in your military life." Whistling Superstitions. In whatever wav regarded, cither as a graceful accomplishment or as the spontaneous expression of light - heartcdness, whistling has in our own and foreign countries generally at- tractel considerable attention. Why it should have been invested with so much superstitious awe it is difficult to say. but it is a curious fa- t that the same antipathy which it aroused among certain (lasses of our country- men is found existing in the mod dis- tant parts of the earth, where, as yet, civilization has made little or no im perceptible pogress. Thus Captain Burton tells ns how the Arabs dislik". to hear a person whistle, called by them el sifr. Some maintain that the whistler's mouth is not to be purified for forty days; while, according t the explanation of others, Satan touching a man's body causes him to produ,.'e, what they eondder.an offeiishe sound. The natives of the Tonga Islands, Poly nesia, hold it to be wrong to whistle as this act is thought to be disrespect fultoOod. In Iceland the villagers have the same objection to whistling, andso far do they carry their supersti- tious dread of it that "if one swings about him a stick, whip. wand, or aught that makes a Whistling sound, he scares from him the IIolv fihost"; while other Icelanders, who consider il 1,lft.v ,r,'r- nt' overlooks the water themselves free from superstitions. ! ,,ir(1 drilling their little om-s. and cautiously give the advice: -Do it not; for who know ftli what is in the air?" However eccentric tfiese phases of su- perstitious belief may appear to us, yet it must not be forgotten that verysiin- ilar notions prevail at the present day in this country. A correspondent, of Xntf. ami yirrV.v for instance, re- ' ni.v object" now is simply to give you a lateshow one day, alter attempting in j suggestion of how much one man may vain to get Irs (iogto obey orders to ' l im lc:,rn " "K1" farm in the come into the house, his w ife tried to coax ii ny wnistnng, wnen sne was suddenly interupted by a servant, a Roman Catholic, who exclaimed in the most piteous accents, "if you please, ma'am, don't whistle- -every time a woman whistles, the heart of the bless ed Virgin bleeds!" In some districts of North (icrmany the villagers say that if one whistles in the evening it makes the angels weep. Voiilur Science Monthly. A Fowl Rail. Scene at the base-ball ground. A ball was knocked sidewise and caught on a fly. "Foul and out!" was the cry of the umpire. A charming high school , girl looking at the game ejaculates "Ah, really ! How can it be a fowl ? I don't see any feathers!" And she turpd to her attendant with an inquir ing look. "Well oh ! Yet, you see,' he stammered, "the reason you don't I see the feathers is because it belongs to I the picked nine." Peoria Transcript- CIIILDKEX'S COLUMN. limine Children's Ioll. Once a year, just before the Dasse rah festival, the little Hindoo girls destroy their dolls. The girls dress themselves'in the brightest eolors, and march through the busy bazars ot the city, and along roads shaded by over hanging mango or sissoo trees.till they come to water probably a tank built by some pious Hindoo. A crowd of men and women follow them. Hound the tank are. feathery bamboos, plan- tains with their broad hanging leave. and mango trees, and (in every side are llights of steps leading down to the water. No Hindoo girl has such a family of dolls as many of our readers have in this country. But her dolls cost very little, and so the last one is easily replaced. They are made of rags, or more generally of mud or j Professor Agassi'. Jt was called i Muhlenberg's turtle, and since then j not one has been seen until last I summer. My friend was always on the lookout, never failinir to pick up or turn over every small turtle he met on the meadows ir along the i reeks, and examine w hether the marks on its tinder shell were those of the lost species. Filially, one of the ditches in the meadows was drained off to be re paired, and there, within a short ins tance, w ere picked up six Muhlenberg turtles! If you go to Cambridge. Mass., you can see four of them alive and healthy to-day. They could easily have g me out of that ditch into other ditches, an-l so into the i-r.-ek; but, if they ever did. thev have xneeeedeil for I twenty years in escaping some pretty ""'"I' (yes. ! Tllis litUo '"' ''b'l't has a moral for I ,ls '" ,Wo wa.vs- "p is, that often ! t w' al'r:"'f'nt rarity of an animal ! L,mu,s lr(" the fact that we don't ' k""w u,u're to ,0"k for it; and the j utll('r' thi,t lt takos a praciiced eye to ! km'w 'l wn'-'n -vou lli,vt' f,J1""' and j to t:lk'' Cinv ,,li,t il ll,,('s t g't lost j :'i",lt of ll,in- Practice your methods ! oltsorvation, then, without ceasing, j Yo" Ci,not make discoveries in any j oilier way. nd the cultivation of tho habit will be of inestimable advan i tage to yon. Jlus is the merest hint of how, without going away from home, by always keeping his eyes open, a man, or a boy or a girl can study, to the great advantage and enjoyment of himself, or herself, but to the help of all the rest of ns. I should like to tcli you how p;;t:ei. this naturalist watches the ways of the wary birds and small game he loves; how those sunfish and shy darters forget that he ! is '""king quietly down through the stl" Wllt(,r. and goon with their daily l'1'' i,s '"' "'ants to witness it; how he j tlril,s sl''tdly at midnight, hid in his l'"so to tIl1 l'"1''1 heron, and j s,,,'s him "ke at his prey; or how, I concealed in the topmost branches of sl,li1' s !,t Ilil" l'f a pair of rare j otters, whose noses would not be rn 'f11'1 iin instant did they suppose any , 0,10 was '""k'ng at them. Hut I can- n,,t n count nil his vigils and ingenious experiments, or the entertaining facts ! they bring to our know ledge, sim-e j '"f thickly settled part of the United Mates.--.v. a iriiiiii.. Curious Indian Ilelicf I The Sanpoel tribe number about ; Indians and they all belong to a sect known as the dreamers. They are 1 j looking for another flood, which they ! expect soon to come upon the earth. In order to I'e prepared they have w- catching the fiery spray thrown up rured all the necessary material for the j from the crater, but the" extreme fine building of an ark, in w hich to sail off, ,.Ss of its texture seems rather U SUg as Noah did, when the flood comes, gest the action of escaping vapors Among the material is oO.'XX) feet of within the lava itself. This view is lumber. The ark is to be fifty feet ! strengthened by the circumstance that long and about fifty or sixty feet wide, j ft perfect counterfeit is fabricated at The dreamers have a small fnlloivinir ' im i... ... I r among the Indians of the Patouse, I Snake River, Warm Springs, Umatil- las and other tribes. They believe that the whites will all be drowned when Hie flood comes, and that they only will be saved, and will be enabled to live off the fat of the land without having to work at til. Seattle (IF. V.) Post. rUSGEXT PARAGRAPHS. A watch like faith, is comparative! worthless without works. Why are thero no female bill-collectors? .Because a woman's work it never "dun." " There's millions in it," said Smith. " In what ?" asked Ilrown. ' Why In billions, of course, ha! ha! ha!" Many a man thinks that the world has taken up arms against him when his stomach is struggling hard with a boiled dinner. "Ymi ny your brother is younger than you. yet he 1 "'ks much older?' " Ye. i(J mi seen a gn at deal of trou ble; but I never man-tod." " I am saddest when 1 write hnmnr cuts articles.'' said a funny man to an acquaintance. -And I," replied the ac quaintance, "am saddest when I read them." It, is wrong to laugh at the orookel loirs ol the young man in tight trousers, but it is perfectly proper to laugh nt the tight trousers upon the man wit!' I he crooked lees. Medical journals continue to inforir pe iph "how colds are taken." Tlif I i lube gently imiU'.cs tba. a little infor mation upon how to get rid of then' p-oinptly would be e jiially. acceptable. It give, a New York man an awfu! start to suddenly observe a clipping fr. iu tlie l hiiicso nt wspaper which li t been hit l.ving on his table bj .'me liiischieviniis friend. 1 1 is first , th-miht. of cimr.-e. is thai it h a wash I I"!!. Two Miung i ify l.uli' s in tbecountrj w-re sl.ilKiini' bv the side of a wiilf I ditch, w hich the didn't know how to iT"Ss. Tiny appealed to a boy whr was coming along the road for help, i whereupon he pointed behind their I with a startled air and yelled ' Strikes!'' Tin1 young la lies t ro:-s-.-.l the ditch a ! a single bound. j Lili asks her mother: "What de I yi hi like best, gond dreams or bad ones?" j "fiood ones. And you?" "Oh, I like ' b, 1 1 dreams best." "Wh?" " lleeattsf wlu n 1 have good dreams I find when j I wake up that they are not true, ami I that atiinos iin-, liilt 1 it-1 1 I linvc had b,-n out s 1 am happy when I wake. bcciiiifc thev are not true.' Japanese Holidays. The Japanese have more than twenty fanciful names by which they designate their beautiful country, but the sobri quet whiili to a foreigner .seems most fitting is ci rtainly the land of lei. days. No excuse is too trivial tor a Japanese to make holidays, and v hen he doe? not make them himself, the govern ment politely steps in and makes them for him. I'hus.onc day in every .sixVtall ed i' hi rokn, is a statute holiday; so if the third day in every moon, whilst the list of national fetivalscoinineniorative of great men or of great deeds is sim ply inexhaustible. If a great man dies in England, tin y i oinmciuoratc him by a monument in Westminster Abbey; if a great man dies in Japan. ho is remem bered by a holiday; so that what with the mythical great men who are thus remembered and the historical great men who have died during the past lie thousand vear, it isa little difficult to find a da of the Japanese ycai which has not the name of a celebrity attached to it; just as, in glaneinp down a Human Catholic calandar, we find that every day has its particular, saint. Hut the great est day of the year the festival par excellence of t he people the festival into which is compressed the essence of the fun and enjoyment and happiness of all the other days put , together, is the festival of the new ear. We may be familiar with the I celebration of the day in Paris or New York, but the proceedings there are ' fame and lifeless when compared with the spontaneous outburst of rejoicing which characterizes new year's day In Japan. Pi le's Hair. A singular product of vitreous lavas is called in Hawaii "Pole's Hair." This silky, filamentous substance is de scribed by Miss Cordon dimming in her latest book of travels, as "of a rich olive-green or yellowish-brown color and glossy, like the byssus of certain shells, but very brittle to handle." It js said to be produced by the wind ll"ll-uin.) u. I'.i.ssiiii; jtu Ol SlCUm through molten slag, when a material resembling vitreous cotton-wool, ad mirably adapted for packing fragile articles, results. 'The -chief sent of its (natural production is the nreat Hawaiian crater of flaue.t f nersnnf. fied as the Fire Goddess Pole), and it is found well adapted for nest-buildlng by Bome inventive Hawaiian llrdjp,