djhalham Record. H. A. LONDON, Jr., emtoi: ami ri:nri:iEToa. j Of wn II n II BATES or ADVEHTIHING. . Oiiaaquara, ciiitttitmrtlnu, fl.OI OuaBquare.tn'uliMTtlniK,- IM ; DuencjoarB,! nmiiih, . t.M TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION! OiMcni'jr, finojri'itr, lii!i'ny,lxiii,ini!in One ciy, rinvo immtli . !.ni - - VOL. VI. ITITSBOUO', CHATHAM CO., N. C, XOVK.MI5KIJ !, IHS;;. '() ,S 1 nr larger xlvrrtlw;mDnalllwral coutrcU H fft: I Words nmt Needs. 3'lity dn ti n lviiHt Who lalk tliu mo."!; Wiluso Roiid ilr-im An- h11 lliuir litm-li for words ure dew. I'lii'V dn tin must Willi!! llVCS (J.-SOJS Tim i-l riling (-tump Oi' I'illlrOII-IH'MH; For ik'nila nic liiiu. Ami il tint Iieuil Hi' pure inn) (mil 'J III' 11'! Will III! Ju-t wlml it ,,.1,1 Not il.-w lint Urn-. liij J.i.na . Ih.i llen. THE YOUNGEST CLERK. "Is it a beggar, .lane?" said Mrs Troop. "(ill, don't send the poor creature a way ! Hive him a glass of milk and a bit el cold beef!" "Please, ma'am," said .lane, "there ain't so inii'-h as a drop of milk left; and you gave the la! of the beef to old (iideoii (ialbip. And besides, nu'am, don't think it is a tramp at all. It's quite u respectable ymiiig lean, in a brown linen dn ter, and a carpet-bag.'' , hand-paint 'd china vases mi the wo'd "Oh!" said Mis. Troop. "A new en mantle, and cheap mii-lin curtains boarder, ch?" j at I he window, after a supper of black "Well, ma'am, 1 ain't ipiite sure," ' caps and milk, delicious home-made sa:d .Ian.', discreetly. "I'olk.s is so bread, fresh honey and johnny-cake. different." "Two dollars a week lor such fare as ".lane," said Mrs. Troop, mysteri- j this, to say nothing of my cunning ou.-ly, "I see il. all now. It's the little corner room!" said Mr. lirowne youngest clerk." "Ma'am V" said .lane, ed way. "Oh, don't be so stupid!" cried Mrs Troop, w ho was o'ie uf those nervous New Kngl.i' I . .i.eii who are perpet ually instinct with electricity, and w ho saw and comprehended things by flashes. C.,11 Barbara; and make haste about it !" liarbara camV into the green gloom of the huh- pantry, whose window was thiikly shaded with morning- glory vim-s a tall, slim lassie, with' solemn bbii'-gray eyes, brown hair. , and a slow grac:- of manner which she must have iui. eril 'd fmm the birches on the mountain-Mile and the reeds in 1 the swamp, for other buehers she had none. "What is it. mother.'!" said she. "I was emptying the t aMicrs out of the ol 1 pil!ow-t.cks. and -" 'liarbara," .-aid Mrs. Troop, "don't bother ah .ut p:ll..v-t e'i-! It's the youngest clerk - he's wailing just over there in the porch, w itli his bag. Can we a.c. iii:ii".!at'' l.iin. do yon think'" "M .Mier." ai 1 liarbara, "what o:i earth do mi mean '" Why," cried Mrs. Troop, with a little impatient givture, "don't you re liicmh'T i I I Mr. Fali-hawe, the book keeper ill lirowiie, l!rownsoii ' iV. Jirow ne's, telling 1 1 about the young est clerk there, who had the weak lungs and the small salary' And he said he'd reeoiuiiiend him here, lor his summer a. a! ion; an ! he Impel we'd take him cheap and do what we could for him." "Oh!" said liarbara, arching her pn tty bn.w. "Vcs, il seems to me now that I do remember something about it. liut, mot her. where can w e put him ' l!cry room is full -even to the two -1 ij ing-roolV I chambers in the garret." '.'.v.' a poor young man," said Mrs. T.i'.p. hi a di.-tre.sscl voice, "with bcredit.iry c..iisimpt lea and almost no, salan! li.trh.tra. we never can turn him aw av !" "o, of ni'iiM' ii.. t," -aid liarbara relic! ting. "Mother, I can manage it. Peii'l fret any more. Tell him he may c. me." "And high time, too," said Mrs. Troop, nervously, "with him waiting1 there on the porch, and wondering, no doubt, what all Ihi- delay means." i Hie bustle 1 oat, with kindly hosjii- tabty in her eyes. There, in the jnir ple twi.ig'it. apparently listening to ' the s nig ot the u hip-p.ior-vvills on the nioiiiitaiii- idc, sat a slender person, dres "d in cool, brown linen, with a ! Viil.si' r sting o 'i the lloor beside him. Ilo.vvvas Mrs. Trot. i to kiiov that hi; ; ha 1 h aid every vv..r.l of the brief col-! lo piy ? "Madam." he said, lifting the straw! hat from his curly head, "1 -" j "Oh, yes. y. s!" said Mrs, Troop; "I: know all about it. Your name is ; lirmv nc with lirowne, lirownsnn A: Browne. Mr. Fanshawe told me all about you. You are the youngest clerk there." "Madam, I -" "It isn't necessary lo explain," kind- ly interrupted Mrs. Troo. "IVe'l'l give you a room ind board for two dollars a week. I can't promise you the dainties they have at the ( hocoiiia House, but everything shall be clean! and wholesome. Mr. Fanshawe knew ! I would be interested in you, because I bad lost a boil ol aboiit your age." "Indeed, Mrs. Troop, I am very much oblige I to you, but " "Here comes my daughter Barbara," said, Mrs. Troop, evidently desirous to abbreviate tho newcomer's tlianUs. ''liarbara, this is tlio youngest clerk. His name, I believe, is lirowne." liarbara let her soft, blue-gray eyes rest 11 1 m his tired face for a second, with the most angelic sympathy. "Is your cough very had this sun i iner'"she asked. "Oh, I hope tho mountains will do you good! How long n vacation have you two weeks?" He smiled. "You are very kind," ho said. "The linn will allow me to he gone as long as I like." "And your salary will go unjust tho same?" "And my salary will continue just the same." "That is what I call real gcnerosily." said liarbara. "Oh, I should like to thank Messrs. ISrowuo. lirownsoii lirowne. Well, come in. Our little cottage is full of hoarders, hut my mother and I will contrive to make roiim fi ryoti somewhere." And the pale hoarder slept that night :ii a little rose-scented room, with a strip of bright rag carpet on the lloor. j to himself. "1 nev er boarded so cheap a bewilder- i ly before in all my life." At the end of a week he was more than delighted with his summer home. Mrs. Troop was tho kindest and inns' motherly of hostesses; liarbara was the impersonation of sweet and gracious reiinement. The mountain was full of purple glens, merry-voiced cascades winding foot paths and breezy heights. Mr. lirowne enjoyed hims.-lf intensely, lie believed that he had come to the I right place. I "Iioii't you think," said liarbara to : her mother, "that he's erv strum: for, a consumptive'" "It's that herb-tea. and the diet of honey and new milk that is building him up." said Mrs. Troop, triumphant" ly. "I never knew it fail yet in lung diseases. liut he's very pleasant, liarby, isn't he'" "Ver,!" said liarbara. earnestly. Mr. lirowne had not been a month at the little cottage on the mountain, when, overtaken by a sudden shower, he took refuge in an old, uiiu-ed lain, not faraway from the house, where a thicket of blo.Miming elderberries con cealed the rude stone basement, all I a veteran yellow pine tree Hung its ban- j ncr of black-green shade over the mossy shingles of the roof. I'nuse I, except to stow sweet Kay in - and in one corner a little ciiami.er mi l oeen i finished oil', long ago. with a brick j i hiiuney and a tiny-paued lattice. The door was half open, and Mr. lirowii1' i could discern a little cot-bed, draped j with white; a dimity-covered toilet- i stand, whose coarse, cheap bowl and .pitcher were enriched with purple and crimson autumn leaves in hand-paint- ing. and a little needlework rug which lay at the font of the bed. "Ah." said Mr. lirowne, to that best of confidants, himself, "I comprehend it all now! I have displaced Mademoi selle liarbara from the little corner room in the cottage. I'pou my word, I feel like a usurper! liut how good ; they are, this mother and daughter, whose only income is derived from never known! And all these gifls be this precarious occupation of taking .-towed by the hand of the poor young summer boarders! How unselfish, hovv utterly self-sacrificing! There an good Samaritans yet left in the world. i inaiiK neaven: When September came, with its vel low leaves and its elusiers of vivid blue asters on the edges of the woods, Mr. lirowne j.rcuired to return to the citv. "Von are sure you are strong enough to resume work'" said Mrs. Troop, anxiously. "Mother," said liarbara, "he isn't at i all like an invalid. Father old Mr. ' Fanshawe was mistaken, or else Mr. j lirowne has made an almost miraeii- Ion; recovery." .lust at this instant Jane came to tell Mrs. Trooji that neighbor Jackson was at tho door wa ting to borrow a drawing of tea. The gentle widow bustled out; Mr. lirowne turned to liarbara. -Yes," said he, "I am going to return to New Yorlv. Hut I shall leave something behind me." "We shall be very happy lo take charge of anything for you," said liar bara, who was sorting over red-cheeked jiearsfor jireserving. "Shall you ? lint you don't know what it is. liarbara," suddenly lajisinfr into extreme gravity, "it is my heart. I am driven lo conf." it - and to ymi." "You are inking: i that I have lost cried liarbara. coloring and '-hII -disposed to be indig- . nant. "I never was more serious in my life," asseverated Mr. lirowne. "1 do love you, dear little liarbara, truly ami tenderly. J)o you think you could dare to trust your future to me V Pour as I seem, I could yet give yon a good home." "Oh. I am not afraid of that." said liarbara, w ith rising color and droop ing eyelashes. "I hae been brought up to be independent, ymi know, and 1 believe I could earn a little money by art work, if ever I had the chance. II --if you really care for me " "My own darling!" "Then yes, 1 do love you!" So liarbara was wooed and won. "Of course, the dear little mother must live w ith us." said Mr. lirowne "I couldn't do without her!" Mrs. Troop, who had once more joined the group, looked puzzled. "Is it a Hut." said she, wistfully. "Xo. I occupy a w hole house." "lint dear me!" cried the inother-iu law-cleft, "isn't that rather extrava gant'" "I think not," said Mr. lirowne, seri ously. "lint must ymi really be married at once " "I should iil and you back to carry both liarbara to the citv with me,"' said the lover. "And poor , lane V Though, of course, it would he nut of the question for liarbara to keep a hired girl?" hesitat ed Mrs. Troop. "Oh, .lane must come, too," said Mr. lirow ne. "liring her with you. by all I means. e can manage it somehow, j To tell ymi the truth " I "Well," said Mrs. Troop, eagerly. I "I am a fraud and a delusion," con fessed Mr. I'.imw ne. while liarbara raised her soft eyes in uiiiacmeiit. "I am imt the youngest ch rk in the linn at all. 'The voimgest clerk went out j (,, licriuuda.al the expense of the linn hist spring. 1 hope he is doing well in that climate. This man was Ferdi- mind liiovvii. I am Augustus ',rn lie. the voiiiigest partner." "lint li wevcr came ymi here eagerly .picstloped Mrs. Troop. "Iiidn't i Mr. I'aus'iawe re omioeivl you?' j "Not at all. I came to the hotcl.but il was full; and tiny thought that per haps I could be provided for at Mrs. Troop's cottage until there was a va cancy in the Chocoma House, liut when the vacancy came I dulnt care to claim it." "So ymi are not poor at all!" said liarbara, in a low voice. "Ni t in y.uir sense ol the word, jut- haps; but I shall be poor indeed, weet liarbara. if I have foilcited voiir favor," he uttered fervently. Nor consumption ' No, imr consumption." he admitted. You have been deceiving us al aloiu -Yes, I have been deceiving ymi all aioii'r," ai.l Mr. lirowne. "lint, under the circumstances, do you see lmw I could help it '" '-t is very strange," said liarbara. ! might to be thoroughly indignant with you: but somehow somehow I love you more dearly than ever." Mrs. Troop could hardly believe lu r own cars. A pahce in Fifth avenue; a double carriage driven by two line gentlemen who wore choicer suits and glossier hats than the parson himself; limbic damask napkins, with uioiin. j taining the crown jew el-. Ourattend ;ranis embroider, d on them, at every j atlt inserted a key, two heavy iron meal; eg hell china; all the luxuries which she ha I dreamed of, but. had . clerk w hom -he ha I undertaken to board at two dollars a week because he was alone and friendless, and for whom she had saved the choicest slices of honeycomb and brewed the nio.-t inv igorating herb tea! "One often reads of these things in novcls,"said she; "but how seldom they come true in real life!" Kind, simj.le-hearted Mrs. Troop! If , she had been a student of the great j "novel" of Human Nature, she would ! hav e known that we arc all of us liv ing romances at one time or another- Ami why not? Is not the world always full of love and youth? lie Took the Hint. Mr. and Mrs. Jones were starting for church. "Wait, dear," said tho lady, "I've forgotten something; won't you go u) and get my goats off the bureau?" "Your goats." replied Jones; "what iiew-faiigled thing's that '" "I'll show you," remarked tho w ife, and she sailed up stairs and down again with a pair of kids on her hands; "There they are," said she. "Why, I call those things kids," said the surjirised hus band. "Oh, do you?" snapped the wife "well, sodidl once, hut they are so old now, Fin ashamed to call them anything but goats." Then they went on to church. The nexl day Joiici' wife had a half do.'cn pairs of uo.w gloves in a hands e lacquered box of t he latest design. THE WI.NTKIt IMUCK. .tlaitlillli nice of the Home of the lr or All I lir IIii.Hlnii. A letter to the San Francisco I'himii' ih from St. Petersburg savs: Scarce as money is and jor as are the mass of people, there is enough to keep up a certain style, especially in tUw royal , ol Massachusetts und ( oiiuccln-ni. palaces and public buildings. Thanks ' Here and there the sand and mud to tho courtesy f (!. M. Ilutloii. the washed level with the surface of tin I'nited States vice c msul general, who j water, and on this trembling mass the was in charge of tin consulate, we eh- people clustered, and grew precarious tained permission t i go over the win- . I'nud, and fought ever for firmer blot ter palace, a favor i ot always granted I ig. Now they drove back the ocean: to strangers. It is ;. huge building of ' now the ocean drove them back and brown stone and i vers a large area, ' drowned them out. For many yc-im each of the sides i , is neat ly square j they have slept mi the batlle-lield measuring some 1M . et ; but it is not j with weapon in hand and armor on, more than ninety feel high, and the never relaxing effort and never fed- heavy cornice that forms an almost un broken line round the top still further detracts from the height. I 'laced on this cornice are a large number of statues, which it requires no great s( retch of imagination to conceive to he jiersons endeavoring to escape from destruction hv the wav of the roof, so jumbled up are they with the chimneys. The general effect of the building, which only dates from !-:'.. would be jioor were it not for its size, which, to some extent, makes up for want of architeelual grandeur. The interior is also devoid of any special architect mil features, and there is no grand stair case. It is simply a huge s piare box) divided up into rooms, but some of these are truly magnificent, and when Idled with the flower of Hessian so ciety, as they are at state receptions during the winter season, must look grand indeed. Peter's throm-i t with silver chandeliers, red tinted walls, and highly decorated dome ' union hall, w ith gilded columns; the throne-room with its massive marble pillars and gold chandeliers and the plate-room, w ith crystal chandcliersand trophies of gold ami silver plateagainst the walls and stands sloping up to the very ceiling, aread imj.erial apartments in every sense. The s.icccs-ioii of re. cent ion rooms and corridors is also most imposing, although the jainting.- of battle scenes, where carnage and rapine arc depicted in all their horrors with a monotony that becomes almost nauseating, seems to be hardly adapt cd to exclusive adornment of rooms in- tended for gay assemblages, and they must form a ghastly contrast to bright toilets and glittering jewels, and lair w omanly forms. The isitor is escorted through hall ; after hall decorated Willi almost barbar- j jr magnificence, and a each one is taken under the charge of a In sh at- teinlanl, attired in gorgeous imperial liwry. 'The j dace, which at present is quite unoccupied- as the emperor re sides at another palace some distance upthe Ncwski (.rospcet lairb swarms with servants, who are all well dress ed and courteous and "i reinely idle having apparently m thing else on earth to do except to -land or walk about in the' empty apart incuts, w hich are seldom trodden by any other feet. Here and there is to be seen a superior ollleer, in full i mi form, evi dently in charge of some part of the building, and at one point we sudden ly came ujioii two Cus-a- k sentinel 4, armed to the teeth ami standing motionless on each side of a doorway This was the entrance to the room eon" doors swung open, ami we were usher t.,i in. The room was almost bare. with the exccjitiou of some glass-top. jied eases, si eh as are used at museums for manuscripts and objects of interest, which stood near the walls, and two central stands, but when the. cloths which covered them were removed, the sight was davling. In the side cases was a collection of tiaras and aigrettes and jicndants. in brilliants iind-rnbicj, and jcarls. The central stands bore the crown regalia; the emperor's crown. a huge ma-s of diamonds of Hit purest water, surrounded by an extra- ' idinarv uncut rubv ; the empress'1 ' crown, somew hat smaller, if possible : more brilliant, and the scejdre, bearing on its top the celebrated l.aarolf ilia- , iiiond, of w hich the story is told that il ; was stolen from an Indian temple and ! carried off concealed in a cut in the leg ! of its jnirloiner. Compared with these ! Muscovite gems all others that I have J ever looked on are dull and small- j One thing in the picture-gallery of the palace was remarkable, and that is the absence of j.cciiliarlv Kussian worthies whose portraits covered the wa'K I There were faces of strictly F.nglisli ' type, Swedish faces in small numbers and Herman faces of any quantity, but liussian faces none, and no one J could guess that he was surrounded by the likenesses of men by whom the I great northern jiower had been built j uj. It is very much the same to-day. The leading men here are ipiite differ ent in appearance than the uiassol the jn'ople, so different that they might well belong to another race They have, many of them, line features and noble forms. Holland. Holland, writes W. A. Croffut, was originally a sort of archipelago a vast sea made shallow by the alluvium washed down from Central Furopc j through the chaiigingchannels of gr '.it streams. Its area was equal to that mg for a moment secure. The inces sant combat has made them a ml nst. patient, igoroiis and own lining pen pic. liut the Victories have not beell all oil one side. F.vcry tell years or si the savage sea would storn the foiti- : Heat ions and drown lo.nnn or i.t'iin ol ; the far rs. Then, where the sand dunes Were too low for defense, the) j built a great system of dykes, reaching far beneath the tid.sand far below, 'the Wonder of the world. Mill tin brigand Meuse would steal through its walls, ut-the .uider ee w ould burst , its prison, or the barbarian sea would . leap its barriers, and there was a de. slriutive iiiiimlalii'ii about once in seven years lor centuries. Once T-V , ieopl,' were drowned, at another time loii,iii!ii a slaugbti i three times as great as that at Waterloo. More than once since that great 1 attic was fought Ji'i.i too Hollanders have be. n swct away in a single ..erilow. liut the survivors were obstinate. They drove bail; the sea and rebuilt their Village.-. 'I'liey slrciigthelied the de. fences alollg the coast and elected windmills upon them, which incessant ly pumped out the water and poured it into Hie sea. They put the rampant rivers in strait-jackets id solid ma-oii-ry, divided them so they Would be harmless and taught them docility. Tin u around they constructed walls lhe irreat l.f-.es. and starl-d w iiidmili-on t hem. In this wa.v ti e;, have ivi laimed more leitd land than liieie is in tiie -talc ol bhode l-iand. It w as like draining lake ( b orge. An enterprise is imw on "foot to build a dyke across thai gn at inland gulf, the Odder ee, pump the lower half dry and expose to the sun avast area of arable land. It would l e beiovv the level of the sea, of course, but ti e Hutch farmer- are accustomed to plow below the level of the keels of the ocean steamers uf)' lhe coast. Sgniii cant, indeed, are the arms of Holland a I ti .it sw miming in the sea. II en i j- The II. The M. I'etersbnrg Viedouiost i re ports that the summer pala e of the c.'ar at I'eti rlml' was a lew nights ago entered hv burglar-. VV ho success! 'idly eluded the vigilance ni the -ii.it I,., j t.r t,lt (.. t-etive.-, soldiers, servant-, and dogs employed to guard the building, and, having broken down doors, sale-, cupboards and boxes, male oil with a vast quantity of very valu.il I" booty. Among the vahiallcs .-I .den are a number of gold and silver medals, an immense amount of j. wil r.v belonging to the empress, and the curious dishes in which the peasants brought bread and salt to the late car at the time of the emancipation of the serfs. The police have since arrested about a score of sll-pieioiis persons, but it appears to be loleia- bly certain that the thieves are still at large. 1'i'iive tlle'eer. "Old liclibovv." whom tin lien 'of fait Idess allv ;rovvu - beau night." as recorded by Hood, was an admiral. His last ami ui"st celebrated battle was fought oil' Carthageiia with Admiral I ti Cassc ill ITo.'. e wa- left by his captains, who were afterward -hot. to carry on the engagement alone, and he continued the light, remaining on t he quarter deck, alt hough his leg had been shattered by a chain shot, until the French sheered oil'. The adiinr.d of the enemy's licet wrote him a letter three days after the battle, saying : "Sir 1 had little hopes on .Monday la-t but to have supped in your cabin ; yet it jdeased Hod to order it otherwise. I am thankful for it." liemlow died of his wounds in two mouths. A ''0"' Wave, The old gentleman met him at the door, nliuo.-l before Hernandc' band had left the bell-knob, and w ith one courtly gesture of his paternal hand waved the young man in the general direction of the front gate. Ilernau- de obeyed, with infinite tad and i courtesy, remarking, as he mo-cved I down the dest itcd street, that he knew the signal service bad predicted a cool I wave from the northwest, but he had I no idea it would get along so soon. I'EAKl.S OF TIIOl XiHT. Words are the key of the heart. Affection is the broadest basis of a good life. rngratefulness is the very poison of manhood. We are never as happy nor as un hajipy as we fancy. It is a good rule to be deaf when a slanderer begins to talk. A woman who wants a charitable heart wants a jmre mind. We have suilicient strength to sup Jiort the misfort uiics of other.-. The utility of virtue is so jdaiu, that the unprincipled feign il from jmlicy The gnat event of to-day is usually but a tri'!e in the memory of t-i-in. ! row. lion'owed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show Hie pn'.iity of the borrow cr 'I here is very little that we do in the way of helping our neighbors that does not come ha -k in hle-sing-oil oiirselv cs. It is with narrow -so, bd people as With naiTovv-nc-i.ed luitl--: the less they have ill tl.wlil. the ncie Ici.-e they make iii pouring it out. If a man ciopth s bis pur-e into bis head, no man can lake it away i'r..m him. An invest incut in knowledge always pays the Lest int. rest. J.ove is the most lerriblc. a!-, the most generous of the passion-; il i the only one that im hides in i's dreams the happiness of s"iue . i.e else. livery duty will done, il.uiitles adds to the in. r.il and spirit i,.,l stat ure, l ia. h opp.i; l unil.. eagerly gra- . ed ami used is the key to !ai gei privileges. Music is the haruioiroiis voice ol creation; an echo of tin- iipi-ibb-W orld: em inde o the div ilie con d which the t-iii i ri' universe is lii.-tinnl one day to sound. If a man di es not make new ae qiiaiutauecs a- he advance-, through life he wiil soon Cud himself Ihi ah. lie. A man -hoidd I ship in constant n pair. ecp his frii Icl Iloyiil liiiiitini'. There must be a good d al of saitii ic ss in the daily routine uf existence alter all. I wa struck with this in the park yesterday whib-ob-erv ing the Princess of W ales .is she was driving along the sweep which extend-fi'oi.i the Marble Arch to the Oxford-street entrance to the park to the g.a-cu--t at ue of the Prince Coii-oi I . a the Kensington side. In icspoiise to the bows ami salutations of the us-ciiihla.-f shebows her head, first to the rigid and then to the hit continuously There is almost no cessation in the exercise. It is a p ut nf In r duty in lite. And the bow i- a study a won. di iflll I lilllil between listle- liess and cordiality. The features remain quite Miiilele-s ; there is no suspicion of the -mirk of the popular lav m ile of the footlights I'm- in-innce. Ihit tlm eye-are full of interest as they light on every passing face, and it is im possible to entertain a doubt that mm has been bowed t... di-1 iiid ly and di rectly, by the princess. That is what i so i ic h, nit- pe pic not only people in , a certain po-it imi in l,fc, but the poor people, the bard toil is of the i n-v town, who stop on their way to hav c a look at the dear princes-. There seems almost a.- I, cell a look of interest ill thelil upon her faci; as she sees , I theirs concerning her. "No oiu ran set her without feeling an admiration I'm her. I'.ut one who looks In in alb tln siiil'acc of things must know, allhouul. so Well dissembled, that this is oliiy I a. ting out the royal pari. It caini' t be that Ah xandr.i nallv feel the m. i teres) Per bat ure- indicate in every' pas-iug stranger who b..w-to In r in j the park. And it must I e a i -oii-idi-i. able depriv atioii to her in the w ay oi bilking to those who accompany lo r this constant bowing. Ycsti r.lay hci eldest daughter was with her, and also one of those cousinly grand Cernian dii. lies-es s:'ii'i-ioy al ov cr mi a v isit. The ladies were redlie;', to hcldess .-iience. lor so continuous was Alex andra's bowing she could md find time to talk to them, and no doubt it is con trary to ctiqtlflti for lesser lights to i converse with each other when the j great one can take no part. How : simple and elegant A lexandra's toilets always arc! Always so m at, compact ami trim! I Hit ing the hot weather she has been wearing simple washing j.rints to the jiark. Yesterday the sky I was slightly overcast and she was aji pro.riateiv dressed in black silk with small br..ead"d flowers in natural i colors. She wore a tiny white hi-e 'bonnet, with black sjuittcd net. veil. Her ap.caiauee of girlishncss is one o j the most marvellous charms of this j stainless jirincess. railing. Von know wlii'ii fiiiM'ds lire parting And linurU must sh n'loil-by, II nv ttk tin'' kind, hinjl linger. And liovv lliey weep umlsyli. Von know wlmii wo two purled, Willi je.it mid id 1 1! Inulilur, l'lin sndni'M mul llit) twin Colin: lo us loi. yearn iillnr. Whi'iimikiH ss und when sorrow Slnlu hull mil' lives iiwjy, All, li n we st iil reiiii'inlii.'iud I in l.iuliini;, ljviiii diiy. Tin n i iiiik! ii ti rill nl ejndmm, I.il.e eleiiiiiini; liniu n'mve; II hull mil' hlu In no ."i.diie-s, -hull) lit Ifasl, w.is lovu. -. SrtniU. Ill M0K01S. "No inure reflections, please," said the looking-glass, after it had tumbled dovv ustairs. It is very unlucky to have thirteen at a tal l -, particularly when there is only enough to satisfy the appetite ot ten. An Ohio dentist hits devoted him self to active politics, jirobably on the ground H at his calling has litted him for "taking the st iimp." A young bride, mi being asked how lu r liu diand turned out, replied that he turned out viiy late in the morning and turned in very late at night. A fortune awaits the man who in vents a penholder that you can't stick into the mucilage bottle, ami a muci lage brush that won't go into the ink stand. "Sen i !" said the young man to his friend, "why, lack's got a heap ot nerve, lie wasn't embarrass, d a bit the fust time he went to a barber's shop to get shaved." "Mamie says you can't come to see lu r any more," said a boy to his sistu's admirer. "Why not?" "Ite ca'lse ymi conic to see her seven nights a week now, ami how could you come any more'" silence was the only aii- M er. "is lr. Calomel vi vv successful in his practice'" "Very; he lias cleared ov. r .sjo.iiou the last l wo years." "In deed! I'.ut I. as he lost any j'iitients?" Only those who have died. Of i oui'se. t bey could be of no help to hilii any longer." ( if course imt." A yoiiog hidy reading in a news paper the other day of a girl having be n made crazy by a sudden kiss called the attention of her uncle, who was in the room, to that singular oc currence, whereupon the old gentle man gruilh demanded what the fool had g.'iie crazy for. "What did she go ra.v for?" archly asked the ingen 'imis maiden: " why, for more, I sup- posc." Ireland's National Color. Ireland may be said to be an emerald isle and green enough in a great many way-, but the Mag of that country is not green, Im! blue, if any respect is to I e paid to 1 radii i . lis or heraldry or the actual I act.- in the ea-e, whatever sort if emblem may be commonly used. The green banner i- the result of popu lar In lief of sev eral cent lil ies' diirat ion. but the old 1 ks tell a dillereut story. There w as a Hukeol Ireland, says thi Pall Mad Caelte. in l.'ichard IPs time, Koberl de ere, I Mike of Ireland and Mai-'piis of Imbliu, to w hoi i I In king grant 'd a coat of augmentation, a.Mirc, three crowns or, with a border argent." In F.dward IV's time Hit aruis of Ireland were such a problem for the herald-, that commissioners were sent ( investigate and to report I he commissioners pronounced th.it the anus el that kingdom werethrei crowns in pale. A drawing in tin I'.riii-h Museum settles the quedii n. The drawing was made in the reign ot (liieen lili.lbi th, or, at least, registered the colors as they existed in her reign, 'l he national llag appears then to have been a harp or with strings argent mi an a 'tire ground. Thus in early times the national llag was certainly blue. An Insult lo lhe Profession. A prominent physician was heard using vciy tun ompliuu utary language about a certain butcher. Why is it," asked a friend of the doctor, "that ymi abuse that butcher so much? You are everlastingly say ing mean things about him." "I've got g I reason to talk about him. Last w inter I owned a fat pig. 1 sent for thai butcher to kill and dress il. He did .so, but what do y ou thick be told lue when I wanted to know what his bill was '" "I have no idea." "Well, sir, that butcher juitted inn on the bin k and said: 'Never mind about the '.ill, doctor, we are in the same business, ymi know, We jiro 1. , ioiial men niu-t ludji each other out.' I was so inad at the fellow I could have " "Picsciibeil lor him," added the due tor's friend. sc u H U. n It MM S-f ! f If- ft

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