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VI .." it'llv Ml IM-lllll-lll Hi ll I'-' l.lll l'll l"ll."'- l'ill. J. .. M i lift, i 'i .- luri Mnmr. " BRING MYRTLE A iiuinliiT nl letters witi' a wail ills' Ciiloni'l llaldane. command. mt nl' .'e.vly, on his ri'luni I'mm i i (-. 1 -i.o was unmarried, lii Ii iiii'l rather dislinguidied-luiiking. II. will there fore surprise no one Unit In' win accus tomed to ii'i-civi' a ijre.it many sweet I v scented. ilL'lii'iili'ly-:ii'iiinj;i'.iiiiiii"il. pret tily worded letters from lln vatio.H members uf tin- liiir sex w ith x Imin In win acquaint, il. Among Hi-' little li-up wlii' Ii lay before It i in was mi" conspicuous I'm' its careless liaii'l writ ing ill i' 1 rough ctivcl"i"'. Oddly t'lioiili, this wa- tin' ''ii'' Ii" selected lii si fur perusal, scrawled nil llii- lip uf tin.' envelope wi-io t In-.-i- wnrils: "Jlri.-i M;ii '-." Colniirl llaldane put up his gentle manly cyt .lass, and held hi- li'-ad a little i'ii mi'' siii; hi- twi-te-1 his irmi gray inou-tit-hc into a yet more poignant cxpro-i-ioti a hi' iuspi-rtcil Ihusc rnrinii" words: "liihrj Miilh." Who via; Myrtle V What was Myrtle? Ilmv in. my times In- read ;ui'l ro-rc.id that message In- w as perhaps unaware. Itul it was useless, "liring Myrtle'' remained mi I hi' lip uf til" envelope, illl unsolved enigma. .slow ly he opened the letter. II was an invi'ati'iii to iiltt'iiiooii ti-.i a' Hie Whites peupli' he knew slightly, ;is he know so many in Hie ho.iv ily-garri-soiled naMil iin I military town close to Hie hiirr;i-ks ;it Newly. The letter was from Miss l'loreneo While, who wrote in her mother's name. lie e.illeil iii ii isioii uf l'lorelli-e White. Tiill -m l stat'-ly, ii f,'irl with a mass of p'I'leii hrown hair, rolleil off her foreheii'l; ii i rl he luul ;reiitly ;ul mireil, iis oil" iul'iiires ii serene iiiiil lovely litiiilsriipe, a irl whoiiiii'le him fei'l jirovokui-,'ly fofiyish." HIr yoiiiiL,' hiilies ralth'il away ill him, its if hi were a siih, iiskeil him toplay tennis with them, ami tieate l him like a mere yonngst-'r. It'll t'lii yoiinj,' l.il y hail plaiTil him, with ilue rearil to his 'Miiph'Nion, in a shadowy comer of tlio drawing; room on one or two invasions when he had taken "tea" there, and had introduced him t some ilecp-toiU'd matrons, a- if in that direction lay his natural li.n, and !l"v this stately youn; lady sends him the jocular jiodcripl bidding him "Itrinj; Myrtle!" t'uloncl ll.il'line silt down in the coinl'orliilile red velvet chair which lac d the parade ground, and coin iiiauded it rtun view of the pver-coin-paiiionahh) sea. The little rippling waves had an expression of infant hiniles to-diiy, ii i nt the luioyant (doiuls were chasing one iinother like school I i.ns on a coininon. How innocent iind tail- was the world of nature! lie hit dreaming over his problem "ISring Myrtle" iiiiie happily. A knock with the knob of a stick on the door breaks into his retlections, and Captain Milton enters with his cus tomary oil-parade familiarity. 'Well, old fellow, what's up 'i Sea mid sentiment, eh? It's fatal to sit in Unit attitude, looking at the sea. Wnat's up, I ii.sk you ?" Colonel I laldane roused himself from his reverie with an effort; ho gently tapped his left hand with the letter which yet remained idly between his linger and thumb. ".lane!" he said, addressing Captain Hilton by his nickname. "Jane! what on earth does it mean when you receive h message from a young lady lo 'lirinj Myrtle'? " and he handed the envelopo to Captain Hilton. .lane, who had a rolling eye anil a rollicking smile, took the envelope daintily, and, after reading it, pressed it to hi i heart, and said, with a strong brogue: "Why, man, it's a proposal! What do the ladies wear on their festal brows, and twist about the llovv ing satin of their bridal gow ns but myrtle? 'Bring myrtle,' 1 tell y ou, is a proposal a bona tide propositi. I wish you every joy! She is a sweet jrir), if a bold one." VOL. VII. Without a word, Coloiicl llalilauc sprang, in a melodramatic manner, at the throat of Captain Hilton, and held him with a grip uf iron. "Mow dare you speak uf Miss White like that? Hie is the must distinguish ed girl uf my aciiiaintauce. A pulogie! " Captain Hilton rolled his eye with a ghastly appeal on Colonel llaldane. when the latter its siidileiily reliiXi.'d his grasp and said. "l-'orgive me, Hilton; but really 1 -1 object I i such an unseemly idea." "I beg your pardon, colonel," said Captain Hilton, stiflly; "but I object equally to being throttled. Allow me to wish you good morning." "Stop, my friend," s-iid Colonel Hal dalle, i-onfiiseillyi "I don't know what is (he matter with ni"! I'm half a-deep, 1 think. .Sea and sentiment, as you said jilsl now. Come, my friend! tell mo what on earth Miss White means?" "Means? Something '" "iii'l Hilton, viciously: -but whether sprout ing in a tub, after the fadiion of the blossoming shrub, nrdoiie up in a glass rase after I he artificial iihhI", .' know not. I wish ymi goo I morning, col onel." And with tli.it he retreated to the mess- room. "Illossoining sliUi," miii inured Colonel Ilahlano. "Mess his Hiber nian wit! Dtircka! Now I have it!" And with that he sat. down at his writing-table, and penned the follow ing letter: "An .V'A'Vi'.v .V". in, .!. iinr I' ''' l'n)in'ii;i- i'ii .1. nt'iii Atii" .1" in iiiis." 'Send the finest dowering myrtle ymi possess to the following mldre.-s. Mi...s rioivnce While. The range. Port i I'Ijwii. Sii-- c. The myrtle imi.-t arrive on the afternoon of .September the 7th, oiii! week from this date" Then Colonel llaldane rang the bell hastily, and told his man to p.ist the 'ett'-:'. This done, he placed the note from Miss Florence While in the pocket, ol his t'rogged co.it, and then proceeded to read the rest of his corre spondence. I Tiie afternoon of the 7th duly ar rived, and w ith ;i strange palpitation at his heart I a sensation which ought to have aroused his suspicions as to the evaet state of his sll-eepl ibilit ies I, Colonel 1 1 . 1 1 1 1 . 1 1 1 " drove up in his little hooded carriage, with the tiger jump ing up and down behind, to the gales uf The ( i range, "Here comes the jug in the poke," said Felicity White, a younger daugh ter who was given to tiling her brains in oil hand criticism. "If a man will drive a carriage with a hood, what is one to call him. but a pig in a poke you know? lie is fidgeting at the gate ino.-t awfully, Florence; do come and look." "I like that hooded carriage," said Florence. And then she tinned with ready grace to meet Colonel llaldane, who had ju-t entered the room. "Fe licity and I weredraivn to (he window by tin iuagnctics.1 intluem-e uf your charming little carriage." "ho said. 1 so admire your 'poke.' " "Io you?" sitid Colonel Haldaue, gratefully. "It is very kind of you!" who answered to thu ubiquitous name and then he looked steadfa-itly at Flor ence, absolutely blu-hing its he did so. Florence, catching the glance inter ro,'atiV' Wits arrested in her unliable intention of transporting him to the other end of the long, lone drawing room, and introducing him to Mrs. Darlington, the rector's wife. This agitated gentleman did not look exact ly in a lit state to be discoursed to about winter blanket clubs and work ingmen's clubs and friendly societies. It's ;ill very line to talk about lead ing an tmpuled existence, like .lane Austen; but irlii on earth did Colonel llaldane look at In r with this un fathomable glance from bis undeniably line gray eyes? What did it mean? she fell away from hint, musing, and turned the outward machinery of trite commonplaces on her greeting of (he numerous guests, who were now rapid ly arriving. The Whites had just started a page, of "Tommy;" one of those specimens much adapted by ambitious matrons as iin improvement on parlor maids; a creature raw olf the fields, with the ex pression of iin animated turnip and brains to match. In the midst of n buxz of voices intermingling with the frou-frou of rich dresses. Tommy sud denly darted into the room, and made straight for Miss Florence White, car rying in his lobster-colored hand a book suggestive of the P. 1). Company. Colonel llaldane, from his solitary seat in the deep recess of the bay win dow facing the entrance to "The (irange," felt an awful sensation come over him. Was this the myrtle arriv ing, and had the Menton folk absolute ly charged the carriage to Miss White? What should he do? He shrunk be hind the deep amber of the curtains, (lieu as suddenly emerged. PITTSHOIKV, CHATHAM CO., N. C, FKHRUAKY 12, 1885. "Ilring Myrtle!" these were her own words, and he made a violent rush across the room to her side. "It's the myrtle," he said, breathless ly. "Allow me! The stupid people have made a mistake," he continued, incoherently. "The idea of charging the carriage to you!" ami hn threw a sovereign into Tommy's bashful lingers- Miss White looked at Colonel llal dane with ever-enlarging pupils, lie h id returned lately from F.gypt, had been indefatigable at. the bombardment, of Alexandria, had had iin illness on his return, ami she iciiieinbered hearing that he had been obliged to have his head shaved. She continued lo look at. him quite tenderly, as these thoughts llitteil phantom-like about her. " Thank you, Captain llaldiine," sho said. "You have saved me the trouble of fetching my purse. This is a new hoy country manners, yon know he wants Instruction." and, smiling pleas antly, she moved out of (he room after Hie vanishing figure of Tommy. !n the round, roomy hall stood a huge tub mat led up and bearing the iiitiuo "An Mvosotis, it Meuton," etc. "It's a dowering iiiyrlle. miss," said Tommy; -the biggest the carrier says it ever fell lo his tluty to deliver." "Fetch a pair uf gardening sci-sors, Tommy," said Miss While; "ami another time never venture to bring P. I . C. books into the drawing-room, 'in to the housekeeper with that kind of thing." Tummy took the color natural to him in yet deeper hues, and ran for the sci.-.-ors. Mi.- s White soon snipped the detaiiiii'g .-(rings, and gave way to ;t very natuial delight as the starry blossoming iiiyrlle Wiisexposed lo v ievv. "Very odd," she thought, "it's ad dressed unmistakably to mo. Poor Colonel llaldane! What does It mean ?" Thinking again of the shaven head and the bombardment of Alexandria, sh sighed it little pensively and some what compassionately, and then re turned to the drawing-room j st in t iin.3 to escape the entry of Mrs. i;in vers, whose forest cart drawn by a lovely pair of Welsh ponies, she saw turning in at the gates. That lady now entered, followed by her insepara- hi mpanion, a perfect handy hin- luont, ii loli'.'-bodii d, low-legged. Ilap earcd, pedigreed creature, which rejoiced in the possession of seven pries. Florence immediately math' a rush at. the dog. "Ah! you have brought Myrtle. 1 was afraid when 1 saw you this morn ing that ymi would forget, though I mentioned it in my note." lioth ladies had moved in the direc tion where still sat Colonel llaldane, plunged in startled relied ions, in Hie rei ess of the window. W'as this long hacked, low-legged, llap-eared dog (he the honored object of that message? "(if course, I brought dear old Myrtle," retorted Mrs. Dan vers. "I should siilloi ate at an afternoon if I hadn't a hit of natural life, like that trusty Scotchman about me." "Now it's explained!" said a deep voice from behind the amber curtain, and Colonel llaldane came forward once more. The hesitation of his manner had vanished: he wa ; smiling serenely, and his eves were fixed with an expression or perfect understanding on the coun tenance of Miss While. "Ilring Myrtle!" he continued, laugh ingly. "This is Myrtle! Kival Myrtles (here may be, but this form of Myrtle can't be improved upon!" Again Miss White's pupils 'enlarged sympathetically. Worse and worse! Poor Colonel llaldane! She tremble. I for his reason. Not so Mrs. Dan vers. Fixing him vviih her bright eyes, she said: "What is explained? Confusio; of circumstances?" "Confusion of envelopes. Bring Myrtle was scribbled on the wrong huvk that's all," said Colonel llaldane. With a sudden illumination, Miss White sank down beside Colonel llal dane in the recess, with a deep blush of mortified confusion. hoes that account for the prescm-ii of the (lowering myrtle in the hall ?" she asked, after it moment of horrified silence. "Yes. Charming Mistake, for me," muttered Colonel llaldane. "(iave me an opportunity that I - -" and he looked at Mrs. hauvers, who, with a finesse worthy of her, dashed away to the other end of the room to meet the extended hand of an apropos acquain. tanee. lie went on smoothly enough now "an opportunity that I wanted. Will you one day wear a sprig of that other myrtle forme. Florence?"' Miss White didn't say "No;" so she evidently intended to sav "Yes." Froen carcases of sheep are now sent by the hundred from I'liieuos Ay res to London, iind the business is growing rapidly. I! II All b xyv v V o ki:im;im; nm dystkks. j Moil uf 1 1 - Puiiipcs, (ii n( Thfir Mel liuMs 'I' Wi . U. Hiiplsliips of Tlioso wlin Bring tli" Tontli j some Oyster fmiii His Be 1. j Faeh pungy engaged in dredging for oysters is provided vvilh two j il redges. They are inni instrument, 'with a chain netting made in the 1 form of a pocket. The mouths of ! these pockets are provided with teeth for scraping up the oysters. The dredges have ropes alt ached to them I vvhi' h are fastened to iron winders ! pli c 'd amidships on both the port and 1 starboard sides of the vessel. These I winders aru iron and provided with cranks. 'I hey are securely fastened , to the decks. The dredger loves a I Rl i IT breeze, lie cannot Work to ad I Vantage without it, and if it blow s a 1 half galo he likes it the better. When the boat reaches the place where it is i proposed 1 1 work the two dredges are I thrown overboard and hiiuhd along I the bottom by the Vessel. K'leh ; dredge will Iml I two and a half bushels ' of oysters, bul they arc rarely drawn up full, ec 'pt on :iu especially line bed. The speed desired by the dredger ! is two miles an hour. The sails urn therefore trimmed to keep this speed. Four men are required ill each winder. When the dredge is supposed to have oysters in it four men seie the two iron cranks of the winder and begin the laborious tit.sk of winding the rope around the cylinder until the dredge is drawn up. It is h inl work, I tell you, and often very e-ul. Sometimes the crank may led like lire and take the skin off the hands. 1-1 very drop of water which strikes the decks and clothing of the men may be freezing, but they have got to work all the same. Oysters sell better in cold weather, and that is the time to catch them. The captain takes part with his men. Mis place is ;it the tiller to steer and have general direction of (he built. Woe to the men at tho cranks when the ropes slip or the dredges strike a snag on the bottom. The cranks are snatched from the men and fly around with lightning speed, often resulting in broken arms, legs and lacerated bodies. I once saw a crank I knock the top uf a man's head off as ; clean as it could have I n cut with a ! siiw. Accidents from the crank are i frequent. There is not a day passes but some poor fellow on the oyster grounds receives a wound from it. j The ilredne boats go out from .the I harbors, where (hey spend the nights, I at ;t verv early hour in the morning. and vv ork as long as they can see in (heev clung. They stop for no weather except it heavy gale ur furious snow storm. They will often work in it young hurricane under a windward 'shore, vv hen they can only carry a lit tle piece of mainsail and jib. The men arc compelled tube mi deck in all ; kinds of vvcitl her and work like be;iv : ers. They get soaked with rain and ; have their clothes I're ve on them. They sometimes have their tars, no.-es. hands and feet nearly eaten off by the j frost and have to put up with iincom ! fortable sleeping quarters at night. ; As many of them have not got a j change of clothing, they he down in their froen garments at night and thaw out. So this process of freezing I during the day and thawing out at j night goes on, and it is n-i wonder that many of (hem die of pneumonia and other maladies incident toso rough a J life. It too often happens (hat when I :i man gels sick he is put ashore at : some point by his captain, without ' money, and left to shift for himself as best ho t'iin. Hut on the other hand. ! some of these fellows who come to the I i ity with such titles are deserters from their vessels. The only time that dredgers have a picnic is during the 'prevalence of a s'.orm so violent that j the boats are compelled to lay in har ! her. The men thvn lay about tiiecab- ins and foreea-tlo smoking, sleeping and drinking, if they can get the liquor. Tho food on t he dredge boa's is coarse, but substantial. They have collee. corned beef, pork, bread ami cabbage. They also have soup. The pay of a hand on the.-e ve-sels is about $1 to ifjn per month. Some few experienced dredging hands will get as high as $'' ami $1' per month, sometimes the crew agree to work on shares ami divide the proceeds of the ve.-sel-kad of oysters among themselves as stipulated in their agreement. -Hultinvw smt. The Way Clear. Attorney "My dear madam, I find that your estate is heav il v encumlu red You will have enough left to live on, but you must hu-hatid your re sources." Vidovv "Welt, my daughter Sail is my only resource now." Attorney "!'.: actly. Husband her a..1 soon a.-' possible."- iil. St IKMIFIC St KAl'S. The U iin ins used water clocks lf' P.. C. In llJ'ithe striking dock was invented by ii Cisteicean monk. J The light of iin electric lamp trav els at the mi e of l7,'Jnii miles a so''" : ond; that of the sun 1 si 'i,.Mii i, and that of a petroleum lamp Is'l.Tim. Two cases of the successful joining of divided nerves have been reported o the. Paris Academy uf Sciences, function being restored in one case to a li'-rve which h:il been divided for lilteen years. i snails are possessed uf remarkable vitality. Mr. 1!. F. C. Stearns has mentioned one which lived without food from IsV.i to l-ii."i; and another w hieh appeared tube in goon health after a fast of two years two months iind sixteen days. Huth "f these species ; inhabit nearly rainless regions. A Scottish physician dm-larcs that of ' all the strange joiirmyings uf needles in the Mesh which have come under his observation, (he strangest occurred in a lady patient, who a year ago broke ;i needle in the first joint of her left thumb and a few days ago re moved it from her right furelingi r. i Among the recently proposed appli- 1 . cations of luminous paint i-the mak ing uf luminoii-. tape fur military use in marking out projected earthworks at night, such tape would expose no ray of light to t he enemy. The paint has also I n plan'd on glass and used for inspecting the interior uf boilers, has been applied to compasses and to , wates-buckt Is to make them visible in j the dark, and has even been placed ou the hack of glass with which an F:ig lish railway carriage has been lined. Were (he human inhabitant of the globe :ts nuinerousasthehiimblest of our servants, tln earthworms, every acre i of laud would have to sustain a great city. In his memoir, showing the importance of the work d ine by the worms in lilting the soil for the use of plants, hiirwiu estimated thai ssfi of the treat ii res existed in an acre of old pasturc-lan-!, while llenseu gave the number for garden soil as M!,7tl7 per acre, llecent researches by Mr. T. A. I'rqiihart indicate that these figures arc much too low for some localil ies, ;is in a pa-lure near Auckland. New .calami, he has found otSl-u per acre, with an aggregate, weight of more than ii,Vi pounds. Pa in iiml the Weather. ; It is generally known that depress ! sion ol spirits and rlicuiiiati - pain have long been associate! with a falls ing barometer am! storm-brewing condition -usually severe neuralgic attacks coinciding with usually intense storm development. To estahli-h in his ow n case (his relat imi uf pain and weather. Captain Catlin. of the f. s. Army, made a regular and detailed record, in connection with the weather variations, of the variations of his neuralgic pains. From the published account. Captain Cat tin's foot was crushed by a shot it: I si; , and it was necessary to amputate his leg below (hp knee. He continued to experience sensations of pain, as if in the lost member, these sen- itiont being great er or less, according to the atmospher ic disturbance. Arranged in monihs, March naturally took the lead as a pain producer; then came, in order, .lamiary, November, heeemher. May, February, April, August, October, September, duly and dune, lie traced the average distance of the stonu centro ;it the beginning of the pain attack, by investigating sixty well defined storms in ten consecutive 'months; it was ilsii miles, ranging from two to 1,'jmi miles. Hie Oriirhiiil .liulue l.vncli. J Who the original Judge Lynch was ! - if such a personage ever really j existed is a mystery. The earliest I date a.-signed to this exhibi- tion ot a developed "iron con. science" h, according to the Calvvay ! Council Hook, (he year 1 1'.'S when an J lri-liman in municipal authority in ' the county of (ialway, and named .tames Lynch, hanged his own son out of a w indow for despoiling and mur dering strangers, "without martial or common law, to show a good example to posterity." Another ancestral derivation is to be found in one Lynch, who, about I''s7, was sent to America to suppress piracy. As justice was not administered with much rigor or formality in the colonies, it is presumed that t li is Judge Lynch was empowered to proceed summarily against the pirates, and thus originated tho term. The opinion which traces tho exprcs.s- , ion t a Mr. Lynch, founder of tho down of Lynchburg, in Virginia, is ! entirely unsupported by any authority i beyond Ven'ity of name; but it is curious to remember that so long ago as the reign of Kichard II. there was a current doggerel distich: "First hang and draw; then hear the cause by Lydford law." V ) JM J. J). WHY TIH.Y liT SI'l-AK. ! A otuiy Al"'iit Two W.'-i- l'l I I I "i 'I 1 1 Hill.. How a Unite St ate i Seintni- M.nl" a Enemy nf Hi.s Pari nor. For years it has I n known that there Wilt bad hi I bel w ecu s,.1Mt,.- hall Voorhees and liayle-s W llanna, s:iy a Western paper, but the cause "f il has always been misunderstood. A great many ersoii have ih-cribed it lo political j'iiloii-y, while another class havf been equally certain that it cituie from i-adi envying the goo I looks or oratorical powers oT the other. Hut all these conjectures are wide of the mark, and we bel bound ( give K the World this long concealed s- ( let. When John I'.row n raided Harper' . Ferry, han Voorhees and Hayles? ' llanna wire law partners, iind Ash bel P. tVilliird was Coveni'.r "I Indiana. They were all I ! ra'- and Iriends. iovernor Willard's bri'tlier in-lavv, 8 boy of ( went;-, named Cool., was onf ofMrown's r.ii'li-is, and w as api inc. I by the state uf Vug lii t. The tJ.iViTllor was liolllled tifth capture of Coo' , ami determined ti make a respectable legal defence 1". i him. lie i mployeil V lu e-.V llantia who were to proceed i! olicelot hiil h s town, Ya. Voorhees. being at Indian apolis. started eas, with Willard on 1 1 if . Ilrst train, and llanna wa- telegraphei' to follow. The Coveru"!' and Voor hees reached llaip'-r's Firry, and at mice mounted the stage for Charles-' town. A lew hours later the (rain bearing Colonel llanna arrived, but too late t'-r the .-(age, and the great orator found that he would have some tin hours to wait. Now. Unless is always a hemoi rat, and though he was employed to ileieiul an Abolitionist, he wa; ready to gatlu i in material for his speeches in the next campaign; in lad, he was determined (o make some striking features out ol the very case he was engaged in. Si he started out, and soon succeeded in . piircha-iug one of the de-per.uo pik'- j which th" Urown parly had carried , and then he scooped in a copy u 'Helper's Imp'-iiihng Crisis," a work only to be found in Ho- hands of iinii shivery people. : shortly alter the stage came in. arm . Colonel llanna went up to g out to Cha' lcstow n. Ilythis time suspi cion had pointed to the strategdh . heuiocra' its a member of the Po-own i party, and the oilii ials finally ih-cidef to call him to account, lie vv its very gracious, iind informed the gent leim-i who he was; but the long hair, tl.t pike, and the book, seemed tu contra- lid th" statement ( Alter consultation between tin I'llicial-. M:. llanna w a- iiilormed that ho would have to go t i t hiirlestow i under arre-t. and if Mr. V" rhees am' (biveriior W ill ir I iilcutiliul him, it would be all right. With smiles. Mr llanna told tlu in it would be all rigid, and that he would willingly accept tin conditions. When the stage leached Chillies. town, Mr. llanna lear 1 th.it Yo..r hees and Willard had gone to tin ciuntry t.i dine vvilh 11 hi. Charles . I. Faulkner. The oilieei- refused to g. out in tin' lit ry. but linally allowei' Mr. llanna to lure a man to take a note out to hi- friends. When tin ( messenger presented tin' note, it ill' unco occuired to Voorhees (o play a joke on llanna, so ho wrote on tin back of it that he did not know any such person as Hayless VV. llanna. and ; expressed surprise that the note ha I ; been sent to him. The messenger returned, and the indignant oiliceis. feeling that, thev had been tiilh-d with, at om-e locked C .l Hid llanna up with the lirovvn party. About two o'clock the next morning Yoorhoos and Wil lard returned to town, and were h"i'ii lied to lcard1h.it llanna was in tail, bin they dc(crm;ne. I i carry out tin joke, and went ova r t.. the jail. A they approached the jail door, hay-less greeted them with a pitiful appeal : 'say, boys, this joke ha- gone loo far already; get me out of here." lloth Wilkin! and X ooihets looked astonished, and declared that I hey had never laid eye-on I'.avle before, and returned to their hotel. Ikiyb-ssd up an unearthly how I, and -howi rcd all sorts of maledictions upon the devoted heads of Willard i'U.1 Voor hees. until (he inmates took refuge in their cells, i eclai ing that llanna was l madman. The uproar attracted the attention ol the sheriff, an 1 aroused all the people in the immediate neigh- . borhood. until Willard and Voorhees concluded (hey had all the fun (hey lesircd. and sent for the sheriff, ex plained the matter, and Kay less wa-rolea-pd. Voorhees tried to explain the joke, but the cursing that llanna gave him is said to be st ill echoing through the Virginia hills. From that time to the present, that night in Vir ginia jail lias rankled in the bosom of Kaylcss llanna, and hits kept alive tho lire of his hale for the Tall Sycamore, ADVERTISING One square, one incrtum- - I.Ou One Hpinri'. two insertions - 1.5" llMI' S 1 1 l.-ll'l-. ' llintltll - For larger adv. rl i-ni til - liln-r.il con- trills will I., hit!-. lc-ic Urown. M. I). 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Mis- he smith, arc ymi going to have a goo.e at dinner (u-d.iy 'f" Yes, I hope so; you'll come, won't y ou r" "You may -peal-." sai , it fond mother, "about, pcqio ha v ing strength of m iml. but vv lieu it come- t .1 -t reiigt h ol'iloii't iiiiud, my sou W illi. no surpas ses everybody I ever knew," He had iin ii'ibiiru hatred girl, and promised (o take her out riding, sh,. met at the door when he drove up, and he exclaimed. "Hel.o! ready ';"" she misiin h I'siood him, and they don't speak now. A I' ll 1 tatlu r pre-cuto I Lis fotn yciir obi h iy with a trumpet, with which he was greatly infatuated All day the boy tooted away delightedly, and at beiltime, win 11 hi- gram luiot In r (old bun !' put the trumpet down and say hi- prayer-, the little fellow -aid: "(Hi. un; I'll tell you what Id'- do. grandma: you pray and I'll keep on blow itig." The fly iin-i i-j of Hie Face. An Italian author (signor M. P. Mantegaa, professor of natural his tory at the museum of Florence 1 has just contributed a very remarkable V. l'lliie t" the list ol scientific wolks. Maud giiV.i's wol k is devoted to the subject of li U 1 nan physiognomy and the expression of the emotions; it ileitis very amply with one very iptere-iing question whether it is possible to mask one's feelings by force of will so completely as to deceive the keenest and most experienced observer. Civil ized, and even uneivilie 1 people, have been steadily training themselves to master all outward signs of emotions as far back as history 1 irds -tho fashionable man of Paris, London or St. Petersburg (rie.s to appear as im passive as a god; tho American, less hypocrit iciil, aims nevertheless to culti vate something of Indian grav ity and stoicism. What are the results of tho long continued effort of man to master feeling and to hide what Nature seeks to express under all circumstances. They are sometimes very wonderful; but M. M.integaa does not believe that they are ever wholly successful not withstanding thai tho capacity for sclf-c'inque-t may have increased steadily through genjr.it ions. Woman succeeds, indeed, better than man: and the uninitiated may be deceived by either, but the experienced physiologist can never be wholly duped by the Im mobility of a face or the tt;irlesHues of an eye. : & Pi I