l)c l)at!)am Uccoifc. kati:s F.D1TOII AND PltOi'lUF.ToK. ADVERTISING One tcii.ii( . oiii- inortion- - tl.Oii One fapinrc, two i nsi'rt it -lis 1.60 One square, one month - 2. CD TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, Oil" Copy, !! Vi .11 ( M,i' 1 1 y . -i inoi'th- . ( III" ropy, three moiil li A. 2. 1 Irt VOL. VII. IMTTSB()RO CHATHAM GO., N. C, APRIL IG, 1885. TVO ,, ' "r 'i,rw'r ii'ivurMscnirirt' liberal con 1J. fn.i will be made. lc Cljatyam Uccor. IS Spiin-r Son?. I'm in n preen nnd wooded doll. Where llio innplo boue,h- do meet, Kn.-tl. 8 slmll 1 ln:ly tell, Gentle whispers, low and sweet? O, pounds most dour, What solids you bin -, Wlmt talcs yon bring Of summer's routine near. Kvory leaflet sm in praise, To tl.e leil'it.-. neighbor; All lo cal he deep in tiiciroun nays, ton iiimI free lioni labor, lii 'alhe the h i!y air til peace, JVrltunu ne'er was rarer, Nor a spin-; day t u'rer, l-Vn in storied (inn re. liiid-i an I leaves mi every hough Sway and tots i.i splendor, t'pwuid scan my so d till now, till, ho weak mid ion. I'M', Siniuier's sun In ins lasting hiltn, tio icis winter's biting blast, K nil is now all over past, Koilowin'; slorin the culm. From the Ucriini'i. OUTWITTED . "1 hiivo hii'l some if n:y strangest experiences," s:tii a detective, "in hunting up missing people. I will give you an instance: "Mr Naylor was a rich fanner near Abingdon. Fngland. Mo had married late in life, and had one child, Marga ret, Sin; was a well-built, handsome lass of eighteen, with light, curly hair, very bright, and uf resolute will. Her father doted upon her, and had her educated at homo by governesses, lie was a very curious nun, and very mean in money matters, except where his daughter was concerned. His brother Oeorge w as the rector of an adjoining parish, and, though :t com. paratively poor man, as liberal as his brother was stingy. He had married a poor widow with one son, named John Major. John and Margaret had been playmates from infancy, and were like brother and sister. John was articled to a lawyer in York, but when an aunt died and left him an income of some Km a year his studies ceased, and he lived at home and amused him self with his horses and dogs. Farmer Naylor looked on this life, with much disfavor, and took every opportunity to let John know what he thought ol his idle mi i r sr. John was a rollicking, guild nat urnl youth, and took this in good put, admitting that he haled work, and never intended to devote himself to it if he could help it. Ty ami bv John betrau to be verv ! attcnlheto Margaret. This greatly i incciisul her father, and in order to j stop the thing he sent Margaret to an j aunt's, near I )ri!licld, tospen I a month ; or two. When she returned, John j began to visit the h uise again, but Margaret, though she treated him kindly, gave him no rnrourag. -incut a- a lover, so far as the watchful eves of the father could discover. Finally the old fanner told John his company wai not wanted, and that his daughter; "'Naturally enough, when my son ! s'"' 1)1 'lie hardy sailor over the soli should never marry him, forbidding j returned home,' said the old gentle- i tary sea, to endeavor to entertain him him ever to come near the farm again. mm, 'he told ine w hat had happened, j wi" their sportive movements, and to "Soon after this a young man ap- ; My son knew nothing of my former ue so coiiliding that, if they were piied to Farmer Naylor lor work. He ; marriage, and so, saying nothing to ; called by the name ot Simon, they gave the name of Charles Simnia, and . him, 1 wen' to see lliegrccer. 1 found would come up and help the fisherman b'ihga strong, likely young tVilow-i that the Mrs. Major he knew had hist ; ' work of ih iving the lish into his the farmer put him to work. When the harvest was over Siuiins told the farmer that his father's health was fail ing and he must go Inane, and the far mer parted w ith him with reluctance. "The next day, September 17th, Mar. g.irel disappeared. Not a trace was left, an 1 1 was employed to discover her whereabouts. Then the facts a' ready narrated came to my knowledge. "The lirst thing 1 found was that the very day Margaret disappeared, John Major disappeared also, simply telling his people that he would b0 away tor a tew days. 1 ascertained that a youth of lifle.-n or sixteen had been seen in the adjoining village, and that John joined him there, the two then taking a train for Hull. To that town I at once went, satisfied from he description of the youth that it could have been none other than Margaret Naylor in male attire. On reaching Hall, 1 interested tho police authorities in tho case, and in a few houis ascertained that a young man answering John's description was to be seen daily in the Zoological Oardens, just on the outskirts of tho town, accompanied by a youth of sixteen, and an elderly, infirm man. I visited the gardens, und was lucky enough to j lind the persons for whom I was look. couple. 1 could learn nothing of them, iug. had a photograph of John and A young fellow somewhat answering one of Margaret, and was at once1 the description of Siinms had been Batislied that, though the younger man seen on the evening of September ftith was John Major without doubt, the going toward Withersea, but no ono youth was not Margaret Xaylor j vfas with him. I spent two days Still, here was i mystery, and I felt I I trudging through the country I was must solve it. I managed to scrap.' j a young fellow then -but all in vain, an acquaintance with the elderly ! Then 1 hurried my steps onco more gentleman as he sat on a bench, and , toward Abingdon. There was a frown when he was joined by the other two j on the farmer's face when 1 met him. we sat for half nn hour and had u " 'You're a prctt y fellow,' ho said, 'a pleasant chat together. Much to my I nice one to be a detective. You'll do surprise the young man and tho youth I for London, perhaps, but you're no called the old man father. I met them good for the country whro tho peo two days in succession, and then nag- pie are smari. Look at that.' gested that as the weather w as heauti- "He held out a letter. J laid hold fill wo should take a trip next day up the II umber to (ioole, suggesting that a lady's company would he agreeable. They gladly assented to the trip, but said they knew no lady, and we had a very jdeasant time. I and the old man were together much of the time, and as we were returning homo in the autumn evening he related to me a strange story. "Ho married, he said, in London, when, hu was very young, and after three months spent, with his young wile, went as second mat j of a vessel to io Janeiro. After an absence uf nearly a year, ho returned, and found himself the father of a line b y, who was named John, after himself. His next voyage was to Montevideo, where he invested his savings, along with four others, in a small w haling schoon er, and started for the Southern Ocean. They were wrecked oil Terra del I'uego, on their re urn voyage, with a line cargo, and lost everything. They were ruptured by the savages, and re mained in bondage three yuirs, with out an opportunity of communicating with their friends. One day a large three-masted schooner ran aground in one of the narrow channels if the Straits, an I Major and his friends managed to eiudo their captors and swim to (he vessel. They were hearti ly welcomed on board, and, a strong breeze setting in. the vessel Moated off ami continued her voyage. On reaching the 1-alkland Isles they found an I'nglish vessel and took passage in her for Bristol. "On re idling Knudand, Major went to London, but, in spite of the most, diligent search, failed to lind any trace of his wile and child. He determined to return to Montevideo, and. reaching there, began to speculate in hides. He was successful and grew rich, and believing that his wife must be. lead irried again. One child the youth mentioned already was the issue of this marriage. After living happily together for liftcen years, his wife sickened and died, and he rcsolv- cd to return to Kn.rtanil Now,' said the old man at this j point, am going to tell you just what f happen ! to me, and it proves, 1 think, ! that truth is stranger than liction. When 1 reached London with my ; son I took rooms in hamheth, over- looking the river. One dav mv son went to the grorerv to order some trilles, and directed them to be sent to Mr. Major, at our address. The grocer remarked that i. was an uiicomn.on name, and said he only remembered having met with it once b.d'ore. My ! son asked where that was, and the I grocer rplie.l that a widow named Major and her little boy boarded for some time with his mother, and that she afterward in unci tin. curate of the neighboring church and left the neighborhood. her husband at sea. and that her lirst ! "'-'t- They forewarned him of the name was Antoinette Agues, the name storm, also had a good feeling toward of my wife. I inquired from several j bathing boys, and exhibited thankful, clergymen, and linally asr,-i tainid that j n('S3 tow ard man. The spiritual qual the curate, ivhosy name was Naylor, ites uf the dolphin appeared not less hud been appointed to a living at j ,l,!l'P to antiquity. If a dolphin was Withersea, in Yorkshire. 1 came to j caught, he would greedily eat all the Hull and made furiher inquiries, and ! soon felt satisfied that my former wife and my son were indeed living. 1 in trusted Hubert here, my younger son. with the story, and dispatched him to communicate with his brother. lie did so successfully without arousing suspicion, and in consequence I beheld my ill ;ir boy once more.' "Well, thought I, this may be a very pretty story, but it is very certain that it has nothing to do with Margaret, and I had better look in another direc tion. 1 had encouraged tho idea that .iulrn had certainly gone off with Mar garet, and had her in hiding some where, but now it vanished, and 1 re solved to be olf. I returned to Abing don and began afresh. 1 thought the the matter over thoroughly what a fool I am! It was clear now as day light. The young fellow Siinms was a lover in disguise, and ho and Marga ret had eloped. I made a circuit to lind the direction taken by the young of it and read it. I shall never forget ' what was in it as long as I live. It i ran thus: "Xo. :7 John St., II till. sjpt. 21. j "'Ii:ahit Fathui: I am married to John Major and wo are. very happy. I We are coming to see you to-morrow about three o'clock. ! " 'Your loving daughter, ' " 'M. i;;. ickt M urn;.' j "How did I fee? 'an't you guess i ! Why, of course, I'd been done- regit ' larly done. I was there when tin. coiiplo arrived and the old man re- ; ceived his daughter with open arms, ' and shook John heartily by the hand. "'We are coming to live with you, ; father,' Margaret said, 'and John is I going to manage the farm for you, and i we are going to have that nice young ' man Siiiuns back, as John won't need him any more to look alter his dogs : and horses.' : "When John was forbidden the , hous -, you see, he put up a job with . iinius, his fact ituni, to lind employ incut with the farmer, and carry on me ..es.reo eoi respoimenco ueiweer, Iumi and Margaret, anil arrange for the elopement, early on tin 17th, dressed siinms received "-r ,i'ieii r ijovs hours. iin .i .iiouiri nri. mcu sue hi once lemoveo, ami uroie ner in a gig to a spot near the station, where John joined them. On reaching Hull, John said to himself: 'The old man will have the police after us, and 1 don't went to travel to far away.' Then down he went to the police head quarters, and got tho address of half a dozen detectives. The second one he visited suited him, and he t lok rooms ! an'' b,)anl 1'imself and Margaret, i Tl"'n ,ie K"1 the license, and they wero married. The next was to make a ! ' clean breast ol it to the detective, and j as) l1'1''1 :l J?'"'1 P" for his r"01" i'"'' round aum in addition, h,! ltermiued to see him through. j Wl,en infornntion was given by me to t,R' P"lke. ,tlfi detective w as one of the j lir'st n"tlii'd. and with great acuteness 1,e P1""1"''1 "'h.it followed, getting his latiier-in-law an old retired olhcer to take the lirst hand, and skillfully introducing his own son to (ill out tho story, which, of course, was the sheer est fabrication." Mind the Airents Thought of the Dolphin, .F.lian ascribed to it a parental lo ( that did not fear death for tho sake ol its young. The mother would not forsake her young one when it was caught, but would share captivity and death with it; if one of two wa-i taken. the mother would drive the other one away from the danger, and then gc hick to perish with the caught one. .Klian tells of many such traits which seem to reveal Hkind of human nature in the dolphin, and to connect it most intimately with man and his sea-life. Dolphins were said to accompany tho 'isl1 tl'i't wero caught with him, then would break the ni t and escape; hence the wiso fisherman, if he casually caught a dolphin, would draw a rush through his nose and let him go, mark ing him for another time. That such an animal, to which a lavish fancy ascribed so many noble qtialit ies, should have enjoyed in reality a certain degree of honor and indulgence, follows as a matter of course, especially when it is iciiieiiiucieu in.it uie uoipuin was Or ..... . . iiti.iv vui.iu ih-ii imigia, ix, t w urn at large could often make himself very useful by driving up the smaller fishes toward the nets, as tho whale does in the herring-fishery. I'njiniu- .S'('( ;ic Monthly. The Significance of Ursturp, In his essay on the philosophy of stylo Herbert Spencer indicates as to writing the same theory that Mr. Ir ving reduces to practice in acting. "How truly," says Spencer, "language must be, regarded as a hindrance to thought, though the nescessary instru ment of it we shall clearly perceive on remembering the comparative force with which simple ideas aro commu nicated by signs. "To say 'Leave the room is less ex pressive to point to tho door. A beck of the hand is better than 'come here.' N'o phrase cm convey the i lea of sur prise so vividly as opening the eyes and raising the eyebrows. A shrug of the shoulders would lose much by translation into words. Again it may be remarked that when oral language is employed the strongest effects are produced by interjections w hich con dense entire sentences into syllables." ABU IT TI'KK'ISII liATIIS. Peciilmritis of n City RHilnnrf iLfflnblishinont. Some of llie Tricks of Atbin Lints nn I O'l - ilitins of til" (IllStolliers, ! places: and in a few weeks these had "There are tricks in every calling it 'increase I to hundreds, si that one eems," said the pro rirtor of a lash-j could not go out of doors without finable Turkish bath establishment , meeting bands of th -se dancers. It n New York. spread rapidly, a by a sort of infee- "What peculiar tricks are in your , lion, even to th remote villages in the .msiness?" inquired a representative .central province ol Imeriiia; so that, of the Mail a1tl .'' .. having occasion to visit a dist.ml pari "In the massage operation much de- : of the country in company w ith an tvption is rreipienlly practised by the : lliiv'lisliinan, we found, even in reinoto operator. In the lirst course after 1 hamlet -i, and, more wonderful still, leaving the sweat ha' h a hand rubbing . near solitary cottages, the sound of is) given with arm water. This is a ' music, indicating t hat the m;t:iia had very delicate ami soothing perform- ' spread even there, ante, and when rightly administered! The rapidity of this spread was cer plitcp.t the bather in a snlendid condi- ! tainlv remarkable, but, not to be com- j ,ion to r,.oivf. ,,, ,)(.sh ,rush. I-xpert j operators can with well-feigned labor ii.ri,t ii...;r i ti... i...ih..r ; in (iollbt , lt,r (he performance is satisfaetorv or not. It is doi:o l,v j noiso -li!efly. The hands in running ()VtT ,,. ,,,sll ..,, r.li!J,1l ir,,j,i,t ,ovvn hurriedlv . nr oducin-' a si ries of j,, j,, w.,i(.h js 1si(, ,0 car ,,f ii,,. i,,,,,,.,,,,,. It docs not hurt, but at the same time it is not as beneficial , as a rub. When th" operator pups a ! great ilea! he is doing the bather so to speak - up, rushing things to get through. Some bathers though prefer these poppingopcrators. The)iopping is in the massage as nourishes are in writing, entirely sujierlluous, but still ornamental when produced by experts. Some old operators can carry on a all w ere acceptable, conversation by means of the pop-. I The disease was rarely fatal: still a remember I had two operators who had ' jew cases of death undoubtedly haji attained to this prollcieucy. A mil- , pencil, and these only occurred, so far lionaire was stretched on one of the as the writer is aware, where the massage tables and a dry-goods clerk patient, was restrained from joining in on another near by. The operator for the dances. 11 would seem that these the former conveyed the intelligence to the one for tho latter that he ex- pected a big tip, The latter answered 1 in a disgusted tone, telling of his cheap customer, and predicted no tip. J lie millionaire did not tin, but the cheap clerk did, much to the surprise of his customi r. lint these attendants or operators deserve great credit lor their skill and frequently for their lorbcaranee and good nature. Customers are often ex acting and want doable the amount of scrubbing others get. Thero is a wealthy old gentleman who is a bull in the market and a regular hear in ' tho bath-house. He has a habit of; imagining that on a certain portion of through the destru. lim of available his body a cancer will come because, ' timber, without routing the addition many generations ago. a second cousin al ll,ss fr,)"1 aniiihilut!fn of the of his grandfather died with one. For ' se,'tls scattered on the surface, and the this reason he has an hour consumed 'scorching of the ground, which often in scrubbing thu particular ,,a,.,.. 1 renders it sterile for a generation. This He doesn't pay any more either. Those are some of the draw backs experienced." "You often have queer ciistomers.do you not ?" "Yes, plenty of them, from the full fledged crank to the monomania'.' and mild idiot. An old lady imagines that by a regular course of sweating she can change her disposition and ideas entirely. 'In every seven years,' s. j said, 'ive take on a new form, and 1 propose a system ol sweating to do it inn year or less time.' Pom thing, she stays in the hot room until the per spiration fairly rolls oil her. Ihit it is doing her good and her ideas are evi dently improving. A young cripple thinks his withered arm will grow out again, and takes a bath every dav. I could mention main other cases. Tho I ,.. i .... 1 ill icii'l OILS .soon Kill,, to jiiiuioi mo i cranks and pity human nature." A Iteiiiiirkiihle Disease. The roller skate craze that has seized body and soul upon the people o; this country has spread rapidly wilhin the mist fr lo.it1l In 1 Sh I .t-l.,1.. t ,- w . . .... .. traveling in the West a id on the Pacific coast, says a writer in the Pittsburgh lisjit, li, I visited many towns that i contained nourishing rinks, and learned that tho pastime had taken quite a hold on the young people of both sexes, lieturning tothe east, 1 found that the epidemic had ohlamol a good foothold here, w Inch h is spread with amazing rapidity this winter, until now its ravages are viewed with alarm and dismay by pulpit and j re.ss. In look, ing over a volume the other day that contained accounts of different manias that have taken hold of nations in past years, I came across tho following which 1 submit to the consideration of roller skaters and other interested parties: In the month of February, lSfid, the F.uropeans resident at Antananarivo, th" capital of Madagascar, began to hear rumors of a new disease, which it was said had appeared in the wester southwest The name given to it by the natives was 'iiuanenjana,' and the dancers wen- called Tainan jana,' which probably comes from a root signifying to mako tense, Tho name did not convey any idea of its nature, and the accounts given of it were so vague as to mystify rather than en- lighten. Alter a tune, however, it readied the capital, and in the month of March began to be common. At I lirst parties of t wo or three were to be I seen, accompanied by musicians and other attendants, dancing in the public ! pared with what is related of the out- ! break of thechild-p ilgrimagn of Krfurl. ' .... m. i m i, ..r i,,i,.' i sv n children assemble I, as if bv instinctive in, .mis,. wilt, ...t i,rin', rt i.n.l unknown to their parents. T. dancing w.u regulat I very the music, which w;i, the j quickest possible. The patients were ! fond of carrvino sii''arcaniM about w ith ' them. They held them in their hands ; or carried them over th-ir shoulders while they d up ed. Frequently, t io, they might be seen going through their singular evolutions with a bottle u' water upon their heads, which they su'cecdnl wonderfully in balancing, The ili um wasthe favorite instrument o music, but others w S ..I, and persons actually lied trout pent-up passion or excitement. The dancing, no doubt, was so far salutary. The music serve 1 to regulate and control the w ild muscular movements that might otherwise have proved injurious, A most remarkable fact is, that the mere physical exercise, prodigious and long-continued as it is in this disease, seeins perfectly harmless, and weknow of no fatality conne. led therewith. Forest Fires. Tho I.iniih r W'ni fil makes the aston ishing assertion that, the loss to this country through for . i mes is now not less than fiOO.i tin ,t t it a year, simply rnor, is sum. nl.oiit en.,l la 1 1... interest on the public debts of all the civilied nations of the world, is, ac cording to the report of experts, annually thrown away forever by Un people of the l iiited states, without the smallest return in the way of com fort or satisfaction, but, on the out r. try at the cost of many lives e tch year, simply through the carelessness of boys and hunters, and of those more intelli gent persons who might to know enough to keep a sharp watch over these destructive animals. Next to human beings of feeble intellect, r.iijway j locomotives do most injury in forest I countries, and the f.inni'ii lloZi inquires seriously whether the owners j of Mich locomotives should not be pebed. in the public interest, to lunilsli then, with s,,ark.:irresl..,s .tori,,,, II. -- "i - -- dry season. The idea that railway companies are responsible for the value of timber dest roved by li res set from their locomotives undoubtedly has some effect in preventing legislative interference with their management; but it is so diilicult to lix the kin. Uin r of a forest lire with certainty upon locomotive sparks, to sav nothing ,, the obstacles in t ho way of collecting larg" debts from newly established railway corporations, that the wafer way would be to provide as far as pos- tile against raising the question ,, responsibility by compelling the use ol spark-arresters. Against animated incendiaries a forest patrol might bf tolerably effective, but it would be still more useful to provide in some way for tho removal of tin lerbrush Iroin tin woodland. Trees by themselves art not easily kindled, and the mischief is usually done througi the ignition ol dry leaves, ferns or bushes, which burn long enough to char, and at last to kindle tho branches of the tree above them. .!) riran An hit fit. Ills Delicate Musical Mission. "Docs yer old man work on the dock now?" 'N-a-a-w. lie is a musician." "Is he the man that swallvs the clarinet in the band?" "-a-a-w; ho don't swally the clar inet in the band, lie stands on the sidewalk and keeps time wid his fut." siftinys. ins mums. j , The- Hi nvo A t uf n Ma 1)11- j tf,M, sriirii.-i- - . : How a federal oY-rgeant l.cst Bth Aims at the Buttle of Fi'doni kf,v i The late Sergeant Thomas I'iunkett, ! ! of Worcester, Mass., lost both his arms I ! while carrying the colors of his regi 1 ment at I'rcderirksburg, Hecimber j lSt'.J. At the time be was twenty- three years old. l-'olinwiuir is the I story of his brave deed: On tin) afternoon of December l'i, i lstlj, the brigade to w hich iheTwenty- j J lirst Massachusetts regiment was at-j I ached was oiileied to charge the im- i pregnable I 'onfeder.ite po.-ition on ! Marye's Hill, just back of the town, i ; I'iunkett was ordered to take a posi- tion in the rear of the line to prevent I straggling Iroin the ranks. As the ! regiment swept ; ,.:,.i, .....i.., . u ward on the double leadlv lire Iroin tin j i "ojifeilerate works, Colo sergeant ; Joseph II. Collins h i: mortally wound I ed, and the national banniv felt to the j ground and was led behind. Sergeant j I'liiiiki'ti, seeing the ilag fab, threw ' down bis gun. : I I he c.-lors and of die line. A rushed to the ft hot lire was at once nnin ntrate I on the ihtL'. bullet ; passed brougli its silken folds, the Mail was si.liiii.rnl. j and its gallant hi an r had his ca ! forate.l bv a well-directed shot. per- still j the line swept on, the colors borne (proudly lit the Iroiit by the heroic iy ig sergeant, suddenly, just as the regiment arrived at the point near, si : the Con federal e's works, which it was j lated I hat day to reach, a Modi burst directly in front of the colors. A por tion o I the missile .struck I '1 mil. i t t 's j right arm, mar the slnmMcr, nearly , sevciing it, solha1 il hung I y a slue I 1 of mangled tlesh. Then it struck a : ! book which he had buttoned in-ide his : vest a book w ith thick co i r- .lis. rip- tive of the While sulphur springs which he had picked up in Fredericks, i burg that morning- tore it, to pieces,1 and glancing, .struck his left arm near the wrist, making a frightlul wound. The book, which w a- thick enough to turn the direction of the shell, im doiibtedly saved Fiuukot t V Inc. It was struck wiih such b re that 1 lie murks of the covers could be seen on ' his breast for weeks. I'niuk.tt tell! i forward upon the ilag, and the stains of his blood are visible upon the banner to-day. W hen he tell. Colonel ( lark (now Professor Clark of Ainhcr.d Col- ' lege), who had witnessed his exploit. came to him, cut off bis arcoiU erments and sent him to the rear in charg .,,... (1 en.' ol ins comrades f his comrades, lie walked for s.'iii" distance until faint from the loss ! " ' 11 ""i-icmi was ,uo- cure. I and he was taken In Vised hospital in the f il v I I ler- icksburg. The surgeons pr his case h ipelc-s and turned teutioli to i Ihers whom the lloUlicel licir at th, light n, "ie in need ,d their service- For t wo hour.- he lay on the llo. r h.dplrs and half delirious Iroin pain, wcl wilh the water used in wa-hing the w. iuiib of his comrades, until linally his pray i rs that something might be done f..i him prevailed. Toe -urucous admin istercd chloroform and amputated both his arm-, one lpar the shoulder and the other below the elbow. lie wa- theii taken to a lield le s-'ital. and on the J ith of Mireiuber. Christmas May. the entire regiment turned mi! to ih him honor as he, v. it h other w.uniled I men. w as t I'atlslei Tni by w ay ol A .11, Creek to Washington. His brother, Frank, bad secured, through the efforts of Charles Sumner, a pass to Arquki Creek, upon which he managed U reach Frede i i, ksbiii g, only to I'm I tin sergeant gone. Alter hunting t'uet j days in Wa-hington, aided by the pc , i l'1'' il( ""' Massachusetts headquarters I'iunkett was found in the Finery Hospital on out ikil !s. Here hi j la.v several weary mouths, li is icti arm ; ! causing him a great deal d sullering I j At one time il was thought icniputa I j tiou would be necessary, but his vigor j ous constitution pulled htm through. ' and in May he obtained a "War he-: ' pailmeiit" lurlciigh, and started fot home. On recovering from his woiueb ; Sergeant Pluukftt win generously 1 provided for by the i out ribul ioiis o' pi oplc w ho honored his bravery ant: by a lull pension, lie has held a posi tion as messenger in the slate House, in I tost on, lil I ecu years. A Sup lllaoils Itoy. William Trotter has been paying his ad liesses to Mis; l!os,i lledstcer, ol Waco, His visits have not been very frequent, of la'e, and lad night, Tommy, Miss lio-a's younger brother, said : "You ought to come and see m every evening, Mr. Trotter." "Why, Johnny ?" "P.ecau-io it makes sistc llosa si happy to have you go away. You ought never to miss an evening." They missed Trotter for the rest ol that evening. Sitiny. ) 'j () Itcjuiid. Uf-t w ll lel Ml : III lll(( I' ll ImI ileum' on t"p . Ul'il pa'leli' m;I. Ii:i . - land, el - 'lined hi all I " i- slaved; . I ) I .lllllllli d Oil I; A-. I Whele U lie An I I 11,11. A'i I .. Ill I I e Mini i v, -J.' ' l' 's- 'hem !,! e ..M.n- b an ,1b -l I-" t-l ll'lt, IP "I .Ide-i to ih" -tioro, ml I new bo-e. al i-e, . an - untold mi i ei iiaae. llie llli:-lll bl.l.P. ,in h i I in ih snow. l- 'noii il an-' I'.p- I a' I i the i and l Ii,, l Mil -tn n-lil in iie-!e--p. I .ol .-el lor tll-r; - II I 1 1 1 1 - ol meal plill , , '. v ''.' I III p.l-l III I i 1 .1 llmi .ie llalv IM Mtll.MM S. A clui Ma b- i l!.,ui I liter li. Ic'iise-th i ,r.il woi Why do , lie 'Can . police stat ion. a pair of shoes, i prefi r a wood It pops. Ub.iis i, am I thi Alo.it th" ! is chili. holt -,.l i ry i :i There l- a -.of. luii a-i a general c to cvci v man, ig I:,- can't tell lie h,li I (.'.' I ill t went v ininut i . wh:.- Il sPl i all t lie 1 1 .Ui-r skai ing i A c!oii olisel Ve conrliision that, i ii n lor t he sky at god w eep, it i - to to i . up a p I' kae. ha-i tliel-.' igl t ! a v -A". , .me to tho s anything :: Inch lii.t man liyiu; I ' V .'our- v. "An A up ri "an w'i i v.ii arreted in I'ales! llie and received the b.istiuadu on his bare fee', said h- ...:! prefer to b skimi'-d alive." If he had been sl.ilill' d aN e be would probably pio fcr the bast ma hi. s-iinc people ."ever -I'C suited. "I'apa, did m imiiia sav e , to you right elf when you asked her to marry you?" "Ceriaitily she did." "Why don't she say yes now just as quick when you ask her to do things?' "Mamma's hearing is not as good now, darling that's all." "so you've been practicing at the skating rink, eh?" said a friend to siinpkin -. "Yes," admitted Simkins. "I have.' "Writ how d i you take to the rollers'.-" oh, I've no objection to the rollers. They're all right, lt'a the chalk on the llooi I object to. 'le so darn hard t" brush ft." A l.'ickless I, owr. In his la-t book, "Society of Vienna," Count Paul Yaslli gives a novel expla nation ol Hie remarkably retire 1 life of King l.ouis of ltavaria. It appear. that his Majesty has long been sutler 1 1,1 from the effects of lov, 'I hero is what the it :el Count says ol him: "King Louis was wildly in lovo. V.ith whom I v ''I not say. One day as he was bringing to his lady, just as coiiuum, u:ir'.:al lov ers do, a inagniti ecus bouqip I, he happened by accident to pass unnoticed into her little salon, where he found him .elf alone. Im mediately he began to arrange 'ut. dowers in a vase. Having Imbled this delicate operation, he started t leave, but just then saw his belovel one , oming home in company with a young man. so he concealed himself behind a curtain in order to enjoy . surpisc and delight, ;is he thought of ' the young lady at the sight of the I dowers brought to her by her royal a'. mirrr. Well she came into the room but not alone. Her cavalier was ,i.h ; her. 'Heaven!' she exclaiue l, 'another bouquet fr.'in that fool of a King : whom I detest!' Then turning to her friend, she invited him to kiss a-jay ; the annoy ing impression. The invita 1 tion was vigorously accepted, and h.s ' concealed Majesty, although hall blin.V ed with the tears in his eyes, managed to crawl out unobserved. 'Then h cursed the unfaithful one, and sworo that he would never again love and never marry, lie kept his oath; and j since that time, if the unfortunate sovereign has lived in solitude and has become the dreamer that he is known tobe.it is because he has long beei convinced that reveries ran some times give as much happinees its reali ties, and that they are less liable to bo deeeptiv e. A Tlimurlilftil llilshunil. Mrs. Minks: "1 think it, is too baC. i Mr. Minks! Why can't a man bo as j considerate of his wife a few years ! after niarii i.e as he wai before? Hut : 1 suppose it is too much to expect. I men are all alike, and care, only for I themselves. Mr. Minks; "Iteally, my dear, I don't know wh it you are driving at." I "Oh! no, of course not! You doi even know that, this is my birth lay, and yet only a few years ago the daU w as engraven on your heart, and you never failed to give me a preset i. ; Why didn't you do so to-day, I should like to know. I "Heeause my dear 1 did not vlsh li 'remind you of the pain.ul fact thai j you were a year older, Call,

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