T !c tCljatljnm Hcrovb. II. vV. LONDON, LDITOK AND PIloPWF.Tolt. ijati;s ADVERTISING TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, ,1'ih' siiiaie, mil' ini'iiimi illlii' Mpiarc. two insrrlimis ( till' SOU lie. nlll- inmilli ' 1 .! - 2.M One copy, one year One copy, six iiMinths . On- ropy, three iniinilis ?.UI I. mil .in. VOL. VII. PITTSBOR() CHATHAM CO., N. C, MAY 7, 1S:. NO. ::. 1'i.r l.-iiyiT iidvej'lisciticiils 111" -I'll '" ll'.'icls will III' 1 1 1 : 1 1 I . . l)c tfljiUljam Hccocb. While Wing. T font an eagle from my ark, WIipii all around whs 'lull and dsrk, And watched it us it link iu flight I Inward and upward to a hoiglit .Supremely grand; ita winjjs outspread Mm lr a lilnck canopy o'orlicnd, 'lliioneli which no ny of comfort stole Nur pruini-e of a peaceful Kml. 1 tout n ili hi' from out llio ark. When hII uroiiml wait dull and dark, And natrliud it a il oircd un lii'li, Ita white wins luiliii-ninit ilii' ky And il heaven's piles stood w ide apart Cnlil Ilii' ludiunre leached hit liuait, And un tin" pinion of il duvo I found tin; niii'liiiniKS of I,iivi. Too ofl Hinliili'Hi cloud tho g.izn, Ki'inovaa tho Miiiiliine from life', whva. And, likr nn enle in iu fl 1t N IhI iipmi some Kiddy lirilil ; While on white wine tlio carrier dovo llrms the hii hardened mini nhure, Into an nMunspliere nl pence, Wlrnn all t!nM nirjjins hillnws reiwo. Jottphint I'allurit, in the Inl'jirniltut. PH(EBE'3 SPECULATION. Unas my first case of importance, ami I hail taken it un speculation. If 1 iiaii succeeded, it would not only be it feather in my rap. luit u neat sum in my pocket; if 1 iliiln't, it wotiM lie at the cost of a deal of lalior wasted and n sound legal .'rubbing at the hand of Xaboth Twysrott, who ap peared on tlio other side. Tho light was long and hitter, hut ended in a verdict for my client. It was too late to put the money iu the bank the day the defendant paid it over. However, it was not a very bulky roll, being all in thousand-dollar notes; so I just slipped it into a secret pocket of inv coat where it would be safe till morning. We lived, my wife and F, in a snug little cottage near tho city. We had been married not quite a year. In I act, it was mainly on the strength of my expectation from "tlio case." which had then reached a point at which Twyscott was only lighting for delay, that I had ventured to ask I "holm llai land to complete our somewhat long standing engagement. I had promise! Phobe so many things out of the case that I had for gotten half of them: but there was little doubt that a strict account of them was laid away in her own mem ory, and I feared that tho sum total wmild make a largo huh) in my share of the spoils. I know il was a mean thing, and I can hardly think what put it into my heal, for I fully intended to deal K'pi irely by Phodic; but on tho train homeward it somehow oecured to me that there was no need of hurry in telling lei- I had got tin.' money. It would do at well in a day or two as it would now. Phiche met me so lovingly, and had such a nice little supper waiting - just the dishes she knew I liked best and was so chatty and pleasant all the eve ning, that I wonder how I kept the guilty secret, but somehow 1 dil keep it. 1 was awakened next morning by a messenger with a telegram summoning me at once to town to draw Mr. lian ton's will. I hastened to catch the early (rain, which I was just in time to do. Mr. Ilanton was a rich retired merchant, whoso patronage was not to he neglected. Instead of finding him dying, I w as not a little surprised at seeing Mr. Itanton in dressing gown and slippers, enjoying a hearty breakfast. His ill ness was imaginary, and, as I after wards discovered, ho was in tho habit of occasionally fancying himself in a ilying state, when in reality nothing was the matter. I dispatched the business with Mr. Hantoii as rapidly as possible, and do not think my hur ried manner impressed him favorably. It was not till I had reached my of fice that I noticed I had on a different ?oat from that worn the day before, w hich, being a little the worse for use, Pho'bo ha I strongly objected to my wearing of late. More than once she had threatened to sell it or give it to the ragman. She must have -lipped another in its place the night b-.'fore, and in tho hurry of my morning toilet I had failed to note he change. I was a littlo annoyed when, at a late hour my client, Jonas Swirl, called to settle and get his share of the money. He was a very suspi ious person, and when t explained the change of coats and the al HMice of the cash, I fancied he looked just a tritle distrustful. Still he said nothing, and went away prom ising to come b ck to morrow. 1 hardly stopped to return Pinches kiss that evening lie fore running up to the closet to look for my old coat. It was not there. I tossed everything ilisideil'iwn, I u inn iged all the drav r. near-lied every hoo'- ami peg. hut tin- mi sing giim will nowhere is ible. "Phn-be!" I criid. running down to the diningro Jin where sho was busy preparing tea "P.ucbo! where' the coat I woro yesterday?" "That old ono?" "Old or new, where is It?" 1 do manded. Pm afraid I seemed to speak harshly, but 1 was only excited. Piio'lc; looked scared. I had never addressed her so before. "Forgive me, Ceorge," she faltered. "Forgive you for what?" "I I there was a pedlar came along to-day, ami and I exchanged your old coat you know it wasn't fit to wear any longer, dear for a pair of the loveliest littlo Mower vases. I've been waiting for you to notice them, but but " My looks must have terrified her, for she burst in o tears, sobbing out: "1 didn't think you would mind ft, ieorgn." Poor Ph'i'be, it was tho lirst time 1 had made her cry; and after all I had only my own selfish folly to blame. Why hadn't I told her about the money? Taking her to my arms and kissing away Iot tears: "Xever mind, darling," I said ''Don't cry about the coat; but do you know which way the pedlar went ?" My kind words reassured her. The smile came back to her face, but die question about the pedlar puzzled her. "I didn't not ice which way he went," she answered; "but since you don't mind about the coat, what difference (loos it make, dear?" I didn't care to explain tho mighty difference it mad"; for I saw it would break Phodie's heart to know the truth, and could do no good. After tea I went out on some pre text and uiado such inquiries as I could with prudence; but though I found some who had seen the pedlar, none could give in" any clue to him or whither he had gone. Pho'be was delighted with her vases: and of course I had to admire them ton, though I confess il would have affoided tne greater satisfaction to have smashed them over the pedlar's head. 1 spent a sleepless lii'ht, though I managed to keep I'ho'iie from oluerv ing my distress It would be time enough to vex her with thetruth when there would be no other cour.su left. Making an excuse for alio' her ctrly start, I got to town by the lirst morn ing train, I notified the police, and spoke of ad vcrtising; hut that would never do. the superintendent siid. As tim money was in a hidden ket, the only hope lay iu finding thecoat before the presence of the notes was discov ered. hatever search was made must ho prosecuted secretly, Civ ing tho best deserption of the pedlar 1 bad been ablo to old tin. I went to my ollieo Willi a heavy heart. What should 1 do when Jonas Swirl came for his money? He would never believe my story, and Heaven only knew what harsh measures he might choose to take. As I sat with my head buried in my hands, and elbows restin;on my desk brooding over my troubles, ! did nut notice a man enter the door, to which my back was turned, and was not aware of his presence until awakened from my reverie by a grtill' - "Want any pens, sir?" "Xo!" 1 answered, without looking up. "Some ink? some blotting-paper? some soap? some mutchc;? Rome " Not raring to hear tho inventory tlnishcd, I turned to request the man to leave. Hut -I didn't. He had on my own old coat, more attractive to my eyes just then than the richest royal robe! "How would you like to sell that coat you have on ?" I asked as uncon cernedly as possible. The man smiled as one might at what he thought a very poor joke. 'Or, maybo you'd exchange it for the one I wear?" I added. "You're hardly in earnest, sir?" "Indeed I am," I said; "I fancy the cut of yours, and here's mine -come even up and no higgling." The coat which I drew off and thrust into his hands was quite new, and worth many times that for which 1 offered to exchange it. I was evi dently taken for a lunatic, but that did not baulk the pedlar's greed for a good bargain. The barter was completed and the man hurried olf, probably fearing the return of a lucid interval in which I might seek to cancel the trade. Hut I followed at his heels, keeping him in sight till I had searched the secret pocket, where I found the money all safe And I found it just in time, too, for before many minutes Jon is Swirl came in he had promised. Our set tlement was soon completed, and ah ha I h4 own share to do what he wont I with. l'ho lie was surprised to se mo in my old coat; but when I told her all, and saw how white and scared she looked, I was glad that I had waited till there was only good news to tell her. How Carrara .Marble Is (Jiiarried. There are t,(MMi men at work in tho quarries at Carrara, sixty-five saw mills and twenty-live polishing wnVcls, which brighten dull marble and smooth the slight fortunes of some of the work ers. Tho hewing of rough rocks, hugo in their proportion, is something ap proaching the marvelous here. The men are hoisted to tho height of some "ill) feet abovo tho level of tho quarry, and up aloft excavate perfectly colos sal lumps of Carrara marble. P.ach gang, or the foreman of the gang, goes ''ow n with and on the lump as It is swung bj derrick ropes out into the air and swiftly brought to mother earth. One of these Italians will sing iu lusty tones, "Viva, Viva tiaribaldi," from his di.zy eminence and suddenly appear I clow where you are standing, bis bright, big black eyes full of un eqnaled expressiveness and his white teeth glittering liel ween unapproacha ble smiles -the inalienable gills of these people and say, "Ah, signore, will ymi go up with me again?" just as if it were a perfectly ordinary feat. The free, easy and primitive style of this Carrara llying-trape.e work makes it appear doubly dangerous. Hundreds of accidents occur every year. 'hildien scarcely out of their swaddling clothes work amid the glare and dust of this lovely white marbl" and die with sore eyes and stilled lungs. The food is dry bread, a raw onion and dirty water. II is the only place in Italy where wine is not ili link. Worn out by incessant su vero toil, these people, insufficiently fed, fall into dissipation, violence, and crime, dying like dogs and leaving on the white marble theswett of their wretched lives. Hew Attar of Hoses is Made. The attar of roses of commerce is produced on a large scale in the Turk ish province of liumclia, ami principal ly on the warm southern slopes of the ISalkaii.i. The same iiit'cle is also made in Tunis, India, Persia, ami the south of Fiance, but tho quantity pro duced is small and the price so high that very little is exported. The l!u nielian attar is made frmn the i'"' ln inn i mi by distillation. The color of this rose is generally red, though sometimes white, and Idooms in May and June. The (lowers are on trees thai average about six feet high, which are not only plaultd in rows, but are tended zealously I mm autumn till midsummer. The (lowers when in full bloom are plucked before sunrise.soine t lines with, sometimes without the calyx, but only in such quantities a can be distilled on the day thai thev are plucked. The still is a plain tinned apparatus, from which a long curved tube is di rected through a tub of water and into a large bottle. The still stands on a stone hearth, and usually in the shade of trees near a running stream. The firing is done by wood. Tho stills hold from twenty-live to fifty pounds of roses, which are covered with twice that quantity of water and boiled half an hour. The distilled liquid that passes over into tlie boltlo is allowed to stand, when the attar rises on the surface and is skimmed off, the water ultimately being sold as roso water at Constantinople. Tho attar is kept in copper cans and the rose water in bot tles. A rose tree is at its best at its fourth year, an acre of four-year old trees producing from one totwoton.sof Mow ers, and 7, Hin pounds of ilowcrs pro ducing one pound of attar. Much de pends on the spring weather, as rains and frosts ill affect tho bloom. In very sunny seasons 2,'iOO pounds have given a pound of attar. Kvcry peasant distils his own roses, and the average Kumanian crop is about Ijnio pounds of the pure yellow attar, noth ing being said of the article adultera ted by oil of geranium, which contains but ! per cent, of stttar.--f7i foiinm. M lie Invented Chess. The Hindoos nay that chess was the invention of an astronomer who Nour ished several thousand years ago, and who was possessed of supernatural knowledge and ncuteness. The (i recks claim that it was the invention of Palamedes to beguile tho tedium of the siege of Troy. Tho Arab legend is that it was devised for the instruction of a young despot by his tutor, a learned llrahmin, to teach the youth how a king w as dependent upon his subjects for his safety. iriental chess is of two kinds, Chinese and Indian clies. Tho Chinese game is played generally in Pastern Asia, but in India and the adjacent Islands, and with some slight modifications all over the civil ized world Indian chess is played. TIIKfllllHtKVS C-l-l-MX. j Ilnr anil ihr Onlay. Ui;lil tip into llnsnv's eyes l....kcl III.- ilai- Icl lly, !tit, nlast to hi Hii'iip, Jlus-y iilu liiin fiddly. J.isti'ii, daiii4 in Hi'' I'n lds: Hideaway from ll iy. Jl.iisii't in ike the miik -lie yiel N, And her nkin pnw tlos-y. So eieli day flic li.e- to llinl lai.sl"4 liod'lill sweetly. And, iilllioii it' iimi-i unkind, lilies their heads i.il' neatly. .Viiiy.ii- hl-ir. l I't I'lioy '(ii Jolt Wlitle. ' That wathcnaiue we gave the mare, j tml sho had a little hnnvn colt who j vas called llobby llrown. When Jane ! White went oil' to work in tho fields J .he used to leave Hobby I'.rown iu the arii, and he would cry just lik any I )aby that wmts his mother. So we thildren used to carry him lumps of i uigar to comfort him. We often stayed J villi him till Jane canio home. After Jane's work was done, she ; ioiiftinies took Hobby out for a walk n the pasture. They getieally came :ack all right, lint one night Jane Mini' to the gate without I lobby. When :he g'slu wa opened, she did not come n as usual, but ran back toward the ;iasture and whinnied, she ran to and ! fro, whinnying, till father went to see hat was tho matter, and found I! l- :y sticking fast in the muddy ditch. : He was almost ilrowm'd, and when I father pulled him mil on tho turf he was too weak to stand. He was so weak he could not. even saj "Thank you." Hut Jane did. she trotted and pranced and whinnied and rubbed her nose on father's shoulder which is a horse's way of saying "Thank you." "Hood Jane !" said father, patting her. "If it h id not b.'eii for yon Hob. by would have been drowned." Lit. t- Mi it mill II'iiwi i, A llniki ii-llrni Iril llli-il. A correspondent thus writes: "Near, ly twenty years ago owucil a pairof beaut if til canaries; the male being a very line fellow, with a rich musical note Having furnished them with the out side rough form of a nest iu straw, leaving them to complete its comfort with hits of soil wool, down and small feathers, they were shortly in the hap py possession of four eggs. In due course four young ones presented them selves, to the evident delight of the pa rents, who fed them from daylight to dark, their favorite food being the yolk of hard-boiled eggs. Time brought round the period when, instead of raw, naked, helpless creatures always "ask ing for more," four I'ull-lledgeil young birds frisked nliout the cage like so many pretty yellow balls of fine soft wool. They grew to be very line birds, and first one friend and then another coveted them, until all had gone but one little youngling, which remained as the only solace of the parents. This last of the family was the delight of their hearts; they fondled it and play ed with it as wo have seen an affec tionate mother do with her child, and seemed to exert themselves to amuse it in every w ay their fancy prompted. Probably a happier little family, never existed. Hut, alas! the spoilcr caiue. Another friend coveted the last of the little (lock and it was taken away. And from that moment the joyous song of the male bird gave place to a painfully feeble little chirp. He sat on the perch with a drooping heart -broken, spiritless aspect ; his wings hung down as if all power and vitality had left him; and within twen- i ty-four hours from the time of his be reavement he fell dead from the perch. The affectionate creature had evident ly died of grief for the loss of bis "one cve Iamb." The cage was given away, with the remaining bird; and no in ducement could tempt me again to run the risk of perhaps unconsciously being the cause of so much unhappiness and misery. A Subordinate Position. "Now," said the bridegroom to the bride, when they returned from the j honeymoon trip, "lei us have a clear understanding before wo settle down to married life; are you to be president or vice-president of this concern V" "I want to be neither president nor vice-president," she answered; "I will be content with a subordinate posi tion." "What is that?" "Controller of tho currency." Circumstance is t.io occasion of vice, but no more. The seed is in the heart, and the soil has not been found where It will ref us r to grow. There are peo ple who will "breakout," as the ex pressive saying is, any where, and iu nny circumstances. If the tree bo good the fruit will be good; but, if the treo be bad, no amount of cultivation will produce good fruit. yj; f)X T; fOMIX Wlint n Comet's ist.n; F-V'iJtiil' ( 'Imrrv-tci'' An-. A Humorist Discourses Jieirnrdly Upon nn Astronomical Fuzzle, Tho comet is a kind of astronomical parody on tho planet. Comets look some like planets but they are thinner and do not hurt so hard when they hit anybody as a planet does. Tho comet was so called because it had hair on it, 1 believe, but lato years the bald headed comet is giving just as good satisfaction everywhere. The characteristic features of the comet are: A nucleus, a nebulous light or coma, and usually a luminous train or tail worn high. Sometimes several tails are observed on one comet, but this occurs only in flush times. When I was vounsr I used to think i .......i.i in.... i.. i. i.. ii... i... up above the world so high, with nothing todobut loaf around and play wit h the little new laid planets and have a good time, but now 1 can see where I w:s wrong. Comets also have their troubles, their perihelions, their hyperbolas and their parabolas. A little over o'ln years ago Tycho Hrahe discovered that comets were extrane ous to oiirat'iiosphere, an.l since then times have improved. I can see that 'radc is steadier and potatoes run less to tops than they did before. Soon after that they discovered that comets all had more or less periodicity. Noliody knows how they got it. All jhe astronomers had been watching them day and night and didn't know when th"y were exposed but there was no time to talk and argue over the question. There were two or three hundred comets all down with it at once. It was an exciting time. Comets sometimes live to a ureal ti.Ij i...,. u ii, ..i ii... .. not so injurious (.. the healtlMM many peoplc would have us believe. n(, great comet of iWl is supposed to j have been the one that was noticed about the time of Ca'sar's death, II I!. ('.. and ft ill when it appeared in New-, w"'n V """"" -'"",'1 ton's time, seventeen hundred vears ''"'-I'lnent 'f the secretary and tl after its lirst grand farewell lour. Ike ' wU" "i't'1"1'1 experiment, it gra I said that it was very well preserved in-! "1,llv ,r''1 ''"'' '" "lll''' deed and seemed to have retained ii j w ilh considerable clloi t made u of its facult os in good shape. " 1Vl,1,1.v r-l. but afterw ards Astronomers sav that the tails ..fall ' energetically. I loth the resuscitated comets aro turned from the sun. I do ' lisl,(!'- wl,i,'h sl'"w '-'ns "r ,,l,'lr not. know why they do this, whether ! hiU' prostration now swim about with it is etiquette among them or just a , their ..,,.,, in the tanks as usual, mere habit. The instantaneous reaiiiniat ion pro- A late writer on astronomy said that j ,ll"r,, lhu lMri' 1,1 tho first instance tim siibst:.,.,...filin.di..lositv ami n. i :ts indeed remarkable; but what tin tail is of almost inconceivable tenuilv. lie said this and then death came to his relief. Another writer savs of the comet an.l its tail that "Ihecurvature of the latter ami the acceleration of the periodic time in the case of F.ncke's comet ip tlieute their being affected by a resist ing medium which has never been observed to have the slightest iuiluence on the planetary periods." I .1., ....( I'nllv ..r.... u-il. il... ...! nent authority, though he mav be right. Much fear has been the result of the cornel's appearance ever since the world hctran. and it is as .mod thing to worry about as anything I know of. If we could get close to a comet without frightening it away, we would find that we could walk through it any where us we could through the glare of a torchlight procession. We should so live that we will not be ashamed to look a comet in the eye, however. Let us pay up our newspa per subscription and lead such lives that when the comet strikes we will be ready. Smne worry a good deal about the chances for a big comet to plow hit the sun some dark rainy night, ami thus bust up the whole universe. wish that was all I had to worn a! t. If anv responsible man will agree to pav mv taxes and funeral cxp nscs. I will agree to do his worrying about the con.efs crashing int.. the boson, of the sun and knocking its davlights out.--Kill Xw in n,h;it Fne W A Fatal Kri.liil Trip. A clerk in a large licrm in count ing house was spending his honey moon in Italy, and while there a firm paid him iJS'MKt, owed to his em ployers. Having the fs.thin. (ho clerk thought he would go to Monte Carlo. Ho knew it was the worst possible place for him, because he would he tempted to gamble, but nevertheless being a foolish and wcak ini uled clerk he set olT for the spot. Lest he should be impelled to go to the rooms and speculate with his em ployer's money, he handed the sum over to his wife to keep. I'evotedlo each other as bride and bridegroom were they rambled about this very small place independently of each other. The wife. s.Otio in pocket, went to the tables, 1.-st all. and jumped into the sea. A Fish Story. One of thelateollicial bulletin of the ' I'nited Status Fish commission 'on tains the following li.sh story, mainly j derived, it is staled, from ollicial cor- respondencc: An experiment by Mr. , C. W. Sciidder, of the I'nited Stales j Fish Commission, in using brandy to ! recover carp nearly on the point of ex- , piration, which was descr.be I in Hul letinl'ish Commission, ls . h iving come to the imtic of Mr. W. (Hdliaui i Chambers, secretary of tin1 NaMonal 1 Fish Culture association, of I, union, ! the latter conducted a similar experi inent iu the presence of several gentle-' men at South Kensington, in Septeiu- ' ber, 11. and has recorded tin- vcrili ration of Mr. Scuddcr's work as follow s: ; Taking two Prussian carp fioui the t'tnks of the aquarium, he dep sited j them in separate can--, adorning one, with blue ribbon to denote its enforced j temperance principles and to distitt- uuish it from th ther, which was selected for the adiionist ra'.ion of, spirituous liquors. Altera lapse of four bonis the li.sh v ere placed iu , water, evident signs of xpira' imi j In ing apparent in both cases. A small j quantity of brandy and water was then ! given to thecarp selected lor the i in , bihalion of intoxicating liquors through i the medium of a leather, and n i s i.mi r . was the fish replaced in water than il 1 assumed its normal condition and! seemed to be restored to vigor and j 'strength. 'I'ho carp enli -ted under the banner of the 'blue -ribbon league' to j ; all appearances died hall an hour alter its more fortunate as-ociate, and was taken out of the water and throw u on the ground. About four hours 1 . i 1 r, ' however, the fish was picked up by Mr. Chambers, who observed il by ap pearance to be ' ( 'O- ( ' ,''s. III! then at once operated on the iu'emint'ly i inanimate fish by cpeniug its mouth ',,m l",,lr'"K dose of brandy and I water down its throat, and again in- j s'r,in ' in Wl,u'r- '"" '" l,is ' inter asionisuiiieiH, ne iioiu cu sugnt ;ns id animation, l or lac minutes I I I.., mil'. ,rl null.. ,,l, el id the cxpefi-c--.lv on its side. liienl lloaled help! be said of the latter, w hich nv afl''r remaining out of water eight i hours? Surely this discovery will prove 01 me grcaie.st i:iiim v an., vane iu restoring lish that would otherwise perish, and be ihe means of securing greater longevity amongst them. -Vusliin-itiit 'tir. Xoo-tibiiik-Tiink. game, called .ihi.m;-.. A is Piaveunytue i'-khuu iu -ii Hid boVs, A piece of walrus ivmy. about as long as the forefinger and proi-ably a little larg-r in diaun ter. is pieivcl m ar the mi.Mli- with holes running entirely through, and as thickly pla.-ed cm be without cutting il in two. Through each extremity is passed a si. ait sinew string, one end of whi.-h holds it f ist to the roof ol t iie 'i i or tent, w hile the other is tied to some heavy object. as a walrus's skull or a stone, which acts as a weight and keeps both strings taut. Some member of the playing party then puts up something as a prize a pair of walrus's tusks or. perhaps, a reindeer coat. The players, who stand in a cit.le around the pcrloratcd hm-v cylinder, arm themselves with long. I sharpened sticks, with points small enough to cut cr the holes t sti, h as - e.tl '. M"'"-i " m,,v'"1- "r """ ramrods i. and arc then ready t - ;ls PnI' K'V,T ives a is,,,,,,"M s,"",t "Vi! i:" ""'J' j"''1'"' " '"''- ''l,;,11.v- oine lucky l. llow sti, reels in thrust- ing the point of bis stick, spear, or ramrod through one of (he boles, when he loudly shouts "VP Yi!" and push es the cylinder aside to show that he is w inner, and t be jabbing .oases. The victor now puts up some new prize a musk-ox rob.', or a sledge dog, or a sealskin line and the game goes mi as usual until all are ready to stop. i.i' lit. S' lunitlin, hi St, A'' Ifil-it. A F.xccptiiiti to the Kulc. 'The 111. ne you fill a barrel, the more it will weigh." said tho teacher. "I'll ase, iii.i'ain is they any excep tion tcr the rule?" asked an urchin. "None whatever, everything you put in the barrel a ids weight to it." "I know an exception," broke in Hobby sharp. "I guess not. What is it ?" "Well, ma'am, the more holes you put iu a barrel, Hie lighter it gets." An Obi I'i-omi'Ii. .ulii-tr. ne. ilailaiL'. 1'i'oaii-e it ruins, il i1..wii ill- up aiel tin- lain is I'llli". A n l . 1 1 - -I - an- litm tinu I lie H ill lmv panes Aiel a in uiiii w iii l tliniii ;li llie laau is .I'hnjS I i mii,- ni l w j -1 1 i i tlie -k v n;s clear. An I ruses con mi Hie la'lice twining' All. I. r. aieiiilier. my Imilisli ileir. 'Is, .,, o Iniill wla'lt till- Mill Is shinill-'" When III" umiI'I i !iri,'lii an I fiiv mid L-ay. n ! '0-id I, i. N s.n ia t In- lair .lime weather, And -in el i- u:it; it in. ni ;!it ami day, III I -'.ill a ilia ire nl sneet. I . -1 1 1 -I : in n l-l.i .e.is ;.ii.wei ihe s!.v h e. An I l.l.::hl l.l! - I Ilmv lie- d iy 's ,1,-eliiiili '. Why . :li. ii. 'ti- 11 i nn ill In siiiih-. my love; " ' I is ea-y !. l in.;!i hl'il the -nil is -leu-I'u ' ' Kill Ilii- j. the ti til' hi 'III to le.'. hen uiitlrr :- ne ii and -i.i in, un- how !- n I 'le'iallil l ira nli lrl le i lin en 1 -I I Ks ,i thest s, teiili aii-l M-oiilin. llie I ue l llle -.il't sh.Mii I n-e I" Inert I Ii i.lii.."i and 1 he day ' lepinin ;: A III till - i- I he 1 1 nil- tl he u' I I. I'M . sweet. 'I .v I - 1 M i I when the .all is shin i1':;' " II I. il I MOKOPS. A generous fatle r too eminent pap. t.iil balue, don't have to buy their bow ing guiii. M .nu iiis ..light t i b" go id sailois they h.iii' .u iiut'-h lo.ii r.'-t itti" exp u i- lice. hi" sw allow m il es mi - spring, if the ib ink i iloctoi'i'd with cayenne pepper. It i s ...ti I that there is a ..oft sid" to every in in. 'I hat's t h" rea -on a dude is afraid to stand oil bis hea l. "Yi s," ho said, "belore marriage I tlimi"lii I id live on love. I am now living mi my tat hcr-in law." Crabb b'obin. "Ii says that tloethe never had an atlliclimi which he did not tuiniiii'i a poem, "some writers liei r have a pot. m which they do not t urn into an a'Hicl ion. The !! "I- says "the ear. should be ai placed a- not to I e higher than the eyebrows or lower t ban the tip of the lion." People w ho aie ill c-sing for a party .-Icnl I not lot get t hh. I li.tuie-ev 1 1. pew in Ireland met a boy whipping a d"iil.ev. t 'ne nl Ihe ! raveling party said, "liny, stop beat ing your brother." i,iiiicai a thi-h cainethe reply, "I won't father." Wee Fanny hit her long in- day and ciiue in crying bitterly. "What is il?" asUel her m itlu-r. "ih. mam ma!" sh" -aid, "my teet h stepped on ii v tongue!" How ('mill Filtered Hie Federal trim, A (iah iia I 111. letter In the .Nilem t Mas:;. ) i.'o:. " says; hav thought t ti it a few-ane -doles of t lener.tl lirant which have from time to time le en re lated to me during a long rc-idence in ialctia might not he uninteresting to our r.'a.lers. A friend of mine once told me that he walked home with (ieu. Crant at the .-lose of the fust war Meeting which was held ill lialeiia, and at which thetleneral presided. and tb it he -aid to him, "I am going into this thing. I am going to begin a1 the font ol the ladder. 1 am acquainted w ith the (o'vcriinr if Ohio, and I am going to w rite in him to-night and ask him (ogive mo a commission." My friend asked him why ho did not ap ply to (i iv. Yates. lie replied that be knew Ohio's tiovernor, and should w rile to him. Uefore bis application was answered F.. I'.. Washburne was down at Springfield, and (Inv. Yates said to hin.: "We have got. men enough and niniicy enough, but wo have no one here to organize; we need a military man here" Mr. Wash burn.' said: "We have got jtisl the very man up at 1 i.tlena t bal you want." " ho i, he? ' -Capt. Crant." "Who isC;ipt. Crant ?" Mr. Washburne ex plained that le' was a graduate nf W est I'nint and had sc. n service in tho Mexican war. ".'send Capt. Crant down here." was the reply. While Crant was at work at the duly assigned him the t 'olonel of a rejiinctit came iu lie day and said that he cnuld do nothing with bis men and offered to reign in Crant's favor if he would take ei uimand of it. Crant went out. to see the regiment, and. being satis fied thai the men were full of fight and would make good soldiers, accept ed tin' command. Instead of taking his soldiers from Springlleld to ttiiiney by rail, be marched them on foot, and by the tiui they reached their destina tion they knew they bad no militia Colonel to .leal with. His due ltiilliniit etlon. They Iril had a little party of guests at. the bouse, and he remarked to bis wife, as he was getting ready fnr bed, that he fluttered himself that ho had act ed the part of host in rather a brilliant manner. "lean only recall one brilliant ae tinn of ymirs," she said. "What was that?' "Lighting the gas."

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