mmiiam-A n't m tntm,wmnt Sl)c tCljatljam lUcori). HATISS ED1TUK AND PliOPItlF.TMl.. ADVERTISING Uin-Mii.ii. , mil-in rlK'ii- M.uo I tri- .-.jii.itc. two insertion- - l.-V ' III' -illll' . month I'm hir-jcr mlverli-emclds llbrnd roll ir.li 1 - will 1" mad'-. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, Oin: copy, one vear (tH' copy, sj months . On" copy, t ' - in-mi $ v.oo $ I.IMI VOL. VII. PITTSBURG', CHATHAM CO., N. C, MAV ll,1885. NO. .')('. Mini lug. Itnid il in the nioiiiiliiiii 1'idi. I miv i( on lliu inoiiiiniiii si:in The Ut tilings iinv iihiiIiiI hilU Ait1 lliosi' which en-iy mi Hal dines. The grii-s i Bolter to tny trend, f-'nr rest il vii-Hs iiiiiiiiiiilu-i't'd fei-t ; Sweeter to nil- lliu wild km; red, liii'inisc it iiitikv tht' whole world niiwl . I. in i I. ii com. Fortune's Frowns and Smiles. Mrs. Hriggs lial made :t iiii.sl uk. he owned as much, herself. And a mlstakeniist bo very patent, indeed, before Mrs. Hriggs would own to it. For sho was one of these high-nosed, domineering females who pretend to an Hlmost superhuman foresight, ami believe that they can road character as if it were an open book. "I never was so disappointed in a girl in my life," said Mrs. ISrij.g. "I thought she had some grit about her. Hut, there! I might as well hae an old dish-rag in my kitchen as Meta Milton!" Meta herself, if the truth were to be told, was equally disilluionied. Miu had faneied that life in the coun. try was nil roses, new-mown hay and nightingales; and when it came t o get ting tip before daybreak, churning by tin; hall-hour in a blue-mold-smelliiig cellar, scriilibing kitchen Honrs and baking hot-cakes for a tableful of tihirt-sleeveil farm ban's, she was com pletely taken aback. There w re no lanes wherein to lin ger at dusk ( Mr. Itrig;,'s was a great deal too careful of his land to let any part id it ru: to ua.-tc,no pictures-pie eld well-sweeps or ivy -clad ruins. Cabbages grew in rows; onion patches tiling their perl ume on the air, and directly in front of the main door there was a held of monster tobacco leaves. "And ef you've got any time to spare." said Mr. liriggs, "you'd better lay it out in pit kin' them plaguy big worms i'lf the terbarker, instead o' cuttiii' round the country alter will llowrrs!" Metahad been a shop-girl in a liridge poit store before she came to her Cousin liiigg-'. Her health ha I failed; the doctor had advised country air. new milk and change ol cue. Mr. liriggs, on being written to, had unw illingiv consented that Meta should spend the summer there. "She iii'i-a be a poor creetur, indeed, il'he c.o'.'' earn her board and a little iieue iiilo the bargain," said Mrs. liriggs, who was one of those griping, grinding ta-kmi-tri sm.-s who think of trade and profit alone. lint Meta hal not passed triumphant ly through the ordeal. Perhaps she had l i t oily regained her strength. Pi rhaps sh'j hal become discouraged with the endless trealmill of work which Mrs. liriggs provided for her. She was a pale, pretty girl, with fair hair, large, sorrowful blue ryes, and a cul-T that came and went with Dicker ing brilliance. "And it's my opinion," said Mrs. liriggs, who was in the habit, of living around the hoiisn with her hea l tie. I up in a cotton pocket handkerchief, "that she spends a deal too much time a-iKin' up and prinkin' before the gl iss w bite lace at her neck every day and a ribbon how and white aprons of an afternoon. Che ked gingham is good enough for me, and it ought to be for her!" At the end of the urst month, Mrs. I'uiggstold Meta, with engaging frank n i 'vi, that she had not proved equal to the emerge!., y. "I guess we don't want you here no more," said Mrs. liriggs. "You ain't got no more strength than a rabbit, ami, anyway, there ain't no calculation about you. You may do very well as a store-gal, but you won't never earn your bread at general housework." Meta sighed. "lint what am I to do?" said she. "Where am I to go?" "That's your affair," said Mrs.ltriggs, Ami then she went to take her bread out of the oven. John Perkins, the nephew of the old deacon who lived in the brick house on the hill, and had more money than the best arithmetician in Yellow Plains could count, came the next day to drive Meta ami her poor little trunk to the stage-station. John had seen Meta at church, lie had stood beside her more than once at singing-school; and one night, when the cattle were obstreperous, he had come to the rescue, and helped Meta drive them home. So, when Farmer liriggs sent over word that his horse was lame, and u'-ked for the loan of Deacon Perkins' roan rob to carry Meta Milton to the station, John himself had volunteered to act as chaiioteer. ti ing away, hey'f"' said John, w hen tliey had ridden a short distance in si lence. "Yes," said Met!1, sadly, "I am go pi-, away." t ' Didn't like the folks," said John. "1 tried to like them,' said Meta; "bu' Mrs. Hiiggs was not suited with me. The washings weie too heavy, and it gave me a pain in the side to lilt the tubs." "You il'i look rather slim,"' observed John. And he chewed a straw in silence for some time before he asked, with some abruptness: "And where are you hound for?" "1 don't know," said M'da. "1 can't go hack to the store because my place is lilh'd up; and it's very hard to get work anywhere at this time of year. The doctor said I ought to stay a year at least in the country; but Mrs. liriggs has got another girl and" Here John Perkins suddenly arrest ed the course of tin' roan-cob, and be gan '"-ning him scientifically around. 'I'ea- dear!' said Meta, "have we got into die wrong road'" "Xo," aid John Perkins. "Not as I know of. Hut if the doctor said you ought to stay a year, then a year you stay." lint where?" said Mrt.v "Wi'h !'' said J din Perkins. "I've took a notion toyon, Mela. The lirst time I ever set eyes on you, I said to mysi If, "Here's the gal lor me!' And it you'll marry me, Meta, I'll do my best to take care of you and be a good husband to you." "Hurry you!" repeated Meta, and she looked timidly into John Perkini' hoiie.st gray eyes, and t In n -she added: "Yt-s, Mr. Perkins, I will!" '"shall we go right to the parson's?" said John. "I I suppose so," said Mela. "It's the best way," said John. "If I begin a job, I generally like to go on with it." s-o they were married. Meta went hack to Mr. liriggs' house, until her young husband could break the news to his uncle. Mrs. liriggs received the bride with some faint semblance, ol Welcome. "John Perkins is a likely fellow," saidshr, "and the deacon is the richest man in Yellow Plains. 1 will allow, Meta, that you haven't done badly for yoursell. If you'd told mo what you was calculator lor- " "lint. I was not calculating," said Meta, indignantly. "1 never thought ol sm h a thing, until John a -ked no lo be his w lie." "That'll do to ted," said Mrs. liriggs w itii a dry chuckle. Meanwhile, John went bravely to his lim b-. 'I'lielc," said he, "I guess you'll have to spare me a bigger room drier this." Iteacou Perkins, a dried-up, with ered old man, with a strong likeness to the chimpanzee tribe, looked up from his account-book with a snarl, which revealed a set of ragged, yellow tieth. "A bigger room?" said he. "W hat for-" I "There's at least a doen rooms in the house you don't use," said John, I "and they'd be all the belter for being 1 occupied; and besides" as if Ibis was I a mere incidental fact "I've, been get- ling married!" j The deacon dropped his spectaclc I case, and as John picked it up and j handed it back to him, lie added: "To Meta Milton." j The deacon's little eyes glittered like I very small gas-lamps, seen through a I November fog. You've married her, have you?" i said lie. "Yes, sir," said John. "Well, then," said the deacon, "you can take her somewhere else and sup. port her, for I'll never see nor speak to either one of you again as long as 1 live!" Ho you reallv mean it, uncle?" said John. "Am I in the habit of joking?" said Mr. Perkins, with an ugly grin, that inado him more chimpanzee like than ever. "If you're ho very independent, you can go and hang out your (lag of freedom at your leisure!" This was rather hard on John, who had always been taught to reganl him self as his uncle's adopted child. Hut lie was too proud to sue for a rich man's favor. "Just as you please, sir," said he. "Hut won't you let me bring Meta to see you ?" "No, I won't!" said the deacon. "Oh, John, I have ruined you!" said Meta, when he came back to tell the I ale. "b'uined me, puss?" said he cheer fully "not a bit of it! You've been the making of me. It ain't good for nobody lo hang on the coat-skirts of a rich man. I'm more independent now than I have been for ten years. If Mrs. liriggs will let us stay here for a few days " "I couldn't, possibly!" said Mrs. liriggs, freezing visibly. "If your good, pious uncle discountenances yon, i ain't for me to set myself up ag'in i. judgment" "Very well," said John; ' partner lirake wants a h m l to help clear ii the maple hills this winter I'll eiigagi with him. My Mela shall have a good home somew here!" When Mrs. liriggs heard that John Perkins had rented the little one storied cabin by the railroad, and fur nished it for his bride, sl.f- shook lur head forebodingly. "If Meta can put up wall a hole like that, she hain't no proper pride," said she. lint Meta was as happy as a lark. It was a humble home, but it was her own. And John came home to it every night, with a face as cheerful as the dawn. "1 wish it was a palace, puss, for your sake," said he. I couldn't be happier, John, if it was," Mota brightly answered. "And you don't mind your Cousin liriggs passing you in the street, with out speaking to you ?" "Not in the least, if yon don't mind Deacon Perkins returning your letters unopened." "lie isan ill tempered old crab," said John, w ith a hearty laugh. "Andehe," merrily retort"d Meta, "is a venomous old go-sip." While the public opinion of Yellow Plains unanimously condemned Mr. and Mrs. Perkins to the poor-hoiise in the course of a brief time. "lie hasn't a cent of capital," said one neighbor. "Ami she ain't no management and never had," said another. "Ituys bal er's break and makes her pie-crn -t with butter instead u' drip pin's," said Mrs. liriggs. "Did any one i-ver hear of .such shilt'esstiess? 1, for one, wash my hands of them." I'util, one day. Deacon Perkins died silting in his chair, with his spectacles on his nose, "We'll go to the funeral, Mid a," said John to his wife, "t if course he has left all his money to the I Jat taw-niche. Indian Mission, a-, he always said he would. Hut he was my uncle, after all.' "Very well," said Metiv. "We'll go." All the neirhborhooil was there, of course 'Ihe richest man in Yellow Plains did not depart this life every day. lint every one looked oddly up on the young couple a they entered, and Mrs. liriggs studiously evaded tliein. When the burial ceremonies were over, Mr. liriggs sidled up lo the law yer, a fat man, with a .shining I. 'lid lead and a white moustache. "It's about the mortgage, Sipiire Co te," said he. " That one thai. Dea con Perkins had on our farm. I do hope the Cattawooch'!!! India is won't be particular about takiu' it up jest yet, because times is hard, and I ain't noways prepared. The interest is a little behind, to be sure, but- " "What have the (iattawoochue In dians got to do with it?" said the sipiire, crisply. "Why, they'ro Ihe heirs, folks tell me," said Mr. liriggs, uneasily twirl ing his thumbs. "Not at all," said Mr. Coyte. "The (lattawooche Indian w ill w as destroyed long ago; and Mr. Perkins never made another. The heir to all the property is the next of kin, his nephew. John Perkins." Public opinion changed as quickly as only public opinion can do, when this piece of news became bruited abroad. Kverybody discovered all of a sud den that they had always sympathized with the dear young couple -that John Perkins was a noble fellow, and his wife Meta one of the salt of the earth. Ami Mrs. liriggs came humbly to the redbrick mansion on the hill to see Meta, and beg her to intercede with her husband in their behalf. "About the mortgage," said she, "that Deacon Perkins had on our farm. It's over-due, and liriggs hasn't been as regular with the Interest as I could have wished; but I do hope, Meta, he won't be hard with us!" It was a bitter pill for Mrs. liriggs to swallow, but Meta did not exult over her (alien foe. -( if course he w ill not bo hard w ith you, Cousin liriggs," said she, kindly. "Are wo not relations? And now yun must sit down and have a cup of tea with us, and John will send the box w agon down for your husband to come and spend the evening." The tears came into Mrs. liriggs' eyes. "I do feel sort o' faint," said she. "I never slept none last night, thinkiu' what would become of us if the old home was took away. Hut I'm ab right now, Meta, thanks to you!" And she said, when sho got home her fireside: "If ever coals of lire was heaped on a human head, Meta Perkins heaped 'em on mine this day." "She's a good gal," said Farinei liriggs -"a good gal!" Htlen bii IIDW IS Vol R l:.Clvl'.fi.T.? A Curious Si Kii) t ili- Fuel nut fiiMjtTitlly Known, I riie Length of a Man's Spied Column nu ! In lex to His Character, I - j When a person compliments another I ay saying he has a gom; deal of "back j noiiu" he con.es very near stating a I scientific truth without knowing it, I perhaps. At least, so remarked a 1 naval medical ollicer to the Washing- i , Ion Shir the other day, as the latter J stopped to chat in the r xiui of the a ' val F.xnuiiiiiug Hoard. "Step up here I i moment," continued the ollicer, con- liicling the reporter to a measuring rod which stood in one corner of the room. This rod, besides having the movable arms with which a man's height is guaged, had another interme liato arm below, by whii'h the length :if his legs is determined. The ililfer ?nee but ween these measurements, of lourse, shows th" length of his body ind head. "There," said the ollicer, liter tiie reporter had .subjected him self lo Die measuring process, "you are sixty-nine and live-eiidith inches tall, tour legs are thirty-three ami live ighth inches long pretty good legs -ind that leaves a length ol body thir-y-six inches. That's very good, above ;he average." "Well, what does it all mean ?" asked he reporter. "lioiler powei," remarked an oihcial tvhn was standing near. The medical ollicer enlarging on the iglire thus sugge-teil pr led- That's it. You see (putting his hand in his head ) here's the governor. Here," lie continued, lowering his lauds to his chest, "is thu boiler. 'I he lings and the heart are here, and he ow are the abdominal organs or vis era. Your mouth and nostril are alow ers. You shovel in coal take "ood -in your nioiitli. It is turned nto steam -blood mid goes out in very direction, you see, toward the air face. Now the man with a long tody has a great deal of boih rsurlace." "Then the man Willi coii-idc rahlu tackbotu! is stronger than the one who as not ?" "Well, that is one cir. iiui -tarn e to je t'otisiih red with other-., ol course. The man w ith backbone is apt to have greater power of resistance. He can ndurc more toil and can resist disease otiger. Why, there are no men in the ivar so gold for a long marea as your luck-legged fellows with long bo lies. The long legged men could not stand t." "There was a case here md long ago," 2oiitinued t lie, ollicer, "w hich would in licatethat a man's backbone had a real deal to do with his general cliar icter. A n ollicer, w ho was esamined 'or promotion, was found to be pliy-i ?ally, mentally and prolesdonally un it, and also morally uniil. He was lropped I roiu the service. When we iiiiiiu to tako his measurement we found he had the shortest backbone of my man in the navy who had ever been examined. Ho did riot have great, physical power of resistance, you see. When he graduated at the Nav al Acad emy ho stood very high. When he had to do duty it is probable that his stiength failed him and lie resorted to stimulants. The taking ot stimulants became a habit, and gradually Id led his intellectual powers. His mind be ing weakened, his uior.rls were soon undermined. All of this, you see," laughed the ollicer, "came, of course, from having a short backbone." The A enure Sgv of Animals. The average age of cats is l.'i years; f sipiirrels and hares T to S vrars; a bear rarely exceeds Jo years; a doj; 'lives JO years; awolfjd; a fox 1 1 to lt. Lions are long-lived, the one by the Dame of Poinpev living to the ago of 7(. Klephants have been known to , live to the age of ou. j - When Alexander the (ireat had con - ipiered Poms, King of India, he took a , great elephant which had fought vali j antly for the king, and dedicated him ' lo the sun, and let him go with thisiu ! MTiption; "Alexander, the son id Jupi i ler, dedicated Ajax to the sun." The , ilephant was found with this inscrip , Lion dad years after. Pigs have been Known to live to the age of Jo, and the ' rhinoceros to 2'J. A horse has been ! Known to live to the age of tij, but m I i-rages J.r or .'hi. Camels souiel iines J live to tho age ol i'; stags are very long-lived; sheep seldom exceed the tge of lit; cows live about lo years. Cuvier considers it probable that .vhales sometimes l, e l.non years. The lolphin and porpoise attain the age of 10; an eagle died at Vienna at the age if 1 I ; ravens have frequently reached he age of lot'; swans have hern known o live to the age ol duo. Mr. Master mi has the skeleton of a swan that at ained the age of 2tH. Pelicans are otig-lived. A tortoise has been known . live to the aire of P'7 years. I.ii uses ip College, Although the difference In the amount ol money which students at different colleger spend is very great, there is not such a disparity in the necessary expenses as many people sup pose, say the nrruiil friins-m. At the city colleges, such as Harvard, Yah'' and Columbia, the nccs.-ary ex penses may be about 1,1 oo more than at Amherst, Dartmouth, or Williams; but this slight increase is more than counterbalanced by the aid which larger colleges uil'er Indigent students. Harvard has at hcrdispos i! schol arships, varving in amount from to i"iO, averaging about il'-i'i. In the frcdiiunu year there are two assign ments made ami it is possihl lor a hard student to receive filnd in scholar' ships during the lirst year a sum more than sullii'ient to pay all bis expenses. Here aid is given to stmb'-its who are needy and w ho stand high in tlieil I'lass -s: but in almost all other colleges those who intend to study for tic min istry are the favored ones, ;md at some colleges it is impossible for any others to receive the slightest as-ist-iime. Ici 'iii rent, board, and tuition are ihe principal items in the neces sary expenses, and ol the a- room rent varies Mie mod. At Amherst a stu dent pays from tos'", f,.r a single room; at Williams, J."i to 1 t ; at Yale, to .iloo, h 1.. Ht Harvard the rent vau'es all the way from .fit to id' to, with very few de-irabh rooms lor less thai! f I.Vl. I If roiir-e if I wo students room l"genr the rvpinse is reduced one half. The ilillcreiii in the second item, board is ted nearly s great, the large numbers at the cdy colleges rendering co operation mm h easier and maiding the students to procure better board at less cost. It is posdble to get a good board for ? I a week here at Memorial hall as could be got at Audtcisi or any oile r college for ijo or ?-d. Tuition ranges alt the the way from ?IJ per year at itb'ilin, ii.. to jJon ,,i t ulmiiliia, al lirouu, llowiloiu, I 'ri in ot i i.i, and Williams it is fl'; at Anihci'-t iclon al Yale, $lo. and at Harvard c-l-'i". Ii adding to these main items id'epen-es utl.er neces-ary items, such a-- clothing, I ml, washing, hook.s.eic, we can arrive at what may be called the minimum ex pense at the various college-. ta- tlsticsh.ive I ii caret ally prepared al this point, and the I iIIowiiil' may l e said to be the eryiea.t annual e -peiidil ure which willcirry a student through the several college-; H iivard S-; Yale, IJo: Amherst, Williams, ami oth'T colleges ol t In- same stamp, about d7-'i. I ife on Sixpence a Hai. An Fnglish author, ha- wiitteu a pamphlet telling how life and heaiih can be enjoyed nu a diet cn-ling only a sixence a day, which w.itld be about twelve cents of American money. It is not the pamphlet which we have now before us, bill a letter from Dr. T. Ii. Allinson to the . hut Tim", in which he sas that he has lived for a month on a purely vege tarian diet, doing his usual amount of work, and even gaining in weight. His breakfast consisted of a porridge made of a mixture of wheatuical and oatmeal, bread fried in relined cotton seed oil and a cup of cocoa. For din ner he had a thick vegetable soi.p with bread, potato pie, vegetarian pie vegetable stew, stewed rice and tomatoes, followed by a dessct of plum pudding, stewed rice and fruit, baked sago, tapioca and apples, stewed prunes, tigs and raisins. At tea he ate bread and jam and stewed fruit, lie would not have us umler-tand that he ate all these things with each meal, but the above was the bill ol fare from w hich hu could pick ami choose. He thinks there is more nutrition in such a diet than in the use of Mesh, which contains To per cent, of water. Furthermore, lie speaks correctly in charging that the nitrogenous sub stance of Mesh taxes the liver, kidneys and lungs, and induces bilious troubles, hemorrhoids, stomach catarrh, gall stones, rheumatism and gout. He thinks that the incrcese of cancer in ry be traced to excessive meat diet.--Jl.iiltli Moul hh. Ihe Oldest Itaiik Note. The oldest bank note probably in existence in F.urope is one preserved in the Asiatic Museum at M. Peters burg. It dates from the year l i'.t.t i. C, and was issued by the Chinese Cuv ernment. It can be proved from Chi nese chroniclers that, s early as Jil'dT II. C. bank notes were current in China under the name of "Hying money." '1 he bank note preserved at St. Petersburg bears the name of the Imperial bank, dale and number of is sue, signature of a mandarin, and con tains even a list of the punishments indicted lor forgery of notes. This relic of -,i h m years ago is probaMv written, for printing from wooden tablets is said to have been introiluc. d In China in the year It ki A D. i nn; i i.oatim; i,.kdi;.ns. i A S'li 'i i-iii'i Si.hl Ncui' Mi ' ( it v i d M XI'.'). I'la'fli Where Iiriici dm V.v.":ilil-! an l Flowers f i row Luxuriantly. j "We visited the celebrated lloaiing 1 gardens," writes a correspondent in Mexico, "w hen a tract of vegetation composed of reeds, water-plants and bushes, interwoven and 1 iced together, becomes so dense that it will bear a supei-iructiire, strips ol tail' twenty to thirty yards long by two vards wide iire cut I ioiii some suitable linn place, ' lloalcd to il down the canal and laid upon it; tiiis is repeated several times, I tmd thus an island is sccim-ly raised 'two or three feet above tb level ol Ihe wa'er, a little soil is spread over it, and il bee .lines n cliinauipa. r lloatiti'.' garden, on which Indian corn, vege tables and ilnwiTs are grown. The 'gardens vary in size, ('pan loa to Joo ' feet in length and from twen'y to I'"' ( in widi h, according to the nat tire ul the vegetation whi' h supports t hem. I "To s eiire these gardens in their 1 proper places long willow poles are ' driven through them into I ' ground below, w here they s ooti ta'-.e root. Th" poles also throw mil roots into the beds of the ilo it ing irardi ns, and so hold them steady. "We took a line of .-treet cars and Were landed near an old !-paiiish bridire, alongside of which we found a liiiinhi r of miserable il.it -boats covered with awnings, with a seat on each side covered mill re i ciln I. Weleddour iio-es a-well as our breaths. I 'pen leaving the city the laual i. lined o'i both sides Willi beanlillll trees of II, e species of Ihe Weeping willow, oldv that they are .pi t lad. I h" City Mate, or local cu-..in house, is I hen pa-sed. Here are to be -ei-n m iii;. .boat- laden with luiub-r, lir. wood. ! Vegetables, frillls, lloWers, etc., ;ll' ing to pay toll. lame da ly revenue is derived Irotn this source by the go ' eminent. The slal wait Indians -w ill ly polo the 1 1 mi the st ream loi lipoid ten minutes 1 1 , and vanta Anila is re.iclie I. This i- mi old In ban village, wh c!i h i- undergone Ic.n r no chanues for tin- la-t :ioo y, m,, f Uel-Xcept the public School f,i' boys Hid gil ls, and a small chilli b. It is a . favorite pleasure resort for theinhab Hants nf Mexico, especially during the I minmer months, and is rendered doiil - ly attractively by the nuuicroii- chi iiampasor floa'ing gardens found in it i vicinity, on which are trrow u in n markable abundance veg I ible- id a! kinds and beautiful flowers, whir', an t ' sold lor a lucre trnle. I The water in tic i.ilKil vva. the ' color of di-h-water. At -anta Anita i Vie entered a liaiToW 'lib '' n-t wh:r 1 e gb bn our boat. The lit t b- bo.v ! w ho pulled t he boa! vnth it b ug pole ! worked manfully. We p i e I by i j number of Women w ,i -lung cloth' s : Hi i batiks, an I using ailal -'mica-a washboard. The gardens surpii- a ' and plea-ed us. Ili-re was a -ma'.' j -trip of laud of, -ay, Jo I eel wideb. I loo deep, surround'-1 by w ater, pro during the liiie-t. it onions, aiioMic cabbages, anoMier rid. -he-, anothet carrots, another ilovvcis, and soon, foi ' at least a mile a succession of tin ! best cultivated Hardens I i cr .-aw These Mexican Indians are the In i i gardeners in the Woiid aside Ir 'in tie ((iennuns. Their ta thols arc rud. 1 b .t they know how to cultivate the,! : garden patches. U'i our return vv met boat loads of bov - and girls sine J ing and laughing a they slow ly glid"' ! along. It was mc a Venetian scene, i but it -bowed that the brow n-.-h"iil j deled, black-eyed Indian gill coiif dream and talk of love." ! Ili't tliiiveii'- Luck of II iir. j llCI'tholCII took a I. cell llel.eht I practical joking. The wile of a piano I forte player and composer m Viciin. i had such an ardent desire to pus-e.s ; j lock ol liccthov en's h lir tha' she in iluccd lu r hii-baud to a-k a mutu i ; friend to endeavor to get the giv.O j comp iser to gratify her wish. Tie j friend proved too bind id a practa i joke to be a loyal messenger. lie p.-l 1 Sliadcd liccthoVell to send tor .1 loik I id coarse gray hair rest inbling hi j own, but cut li'i'in another head i billy goat's, and clipped from a billy goat's beard! The lady, thinking she had the gen nine article, was a-proud as a peacock but lu r joke was short-lived, lor an other friend, a parly to the trick whi't had been practiced, informed her o the deci'i lion. 'I he husband of the deluded and dis tressed lady wrote an indignant letiei lo lieethovcn, upbraiding him; and ,-i fa.rly was the i ipos-r shinned in theiliseourlesv and uiikindn si of tin jest in w hii h he had joined that In W roil- a letter of apology ,i Uie grie d lady, enclosing a real lock o bis lia r, and theucelortii refused tin vis.it; ot the instigator of such tuigal laul pi Helical joking. 'Papa Ciim'I Mini Me." ' . la c . lo I le u ,n Ihe hull; I . i ! V .-I -HI el -il'.el l.iildl, lh:ll is ii 1 1 - udci. I' bill, I- I ll'l liei k ll.'l I Ilieli-Jlt. I've l,. s j;l. I I U'.i M -. M-I V I'l li'l. I -.o hill" lliill-l- i wee I.i. ii I.i -ell'Cll. !;... . I, iiii iimi - i-Luii lo i.i- -e n. 'VV I.i ii- i- no i ic. i. i'l- I vi- mi I -oi'll di'V?" l'.l I cull I 1,11 I nil-' ' till- J.letll li'- -iy III II lie-' I ui.hlil III II- Il iliV IMII lie'" '-.Sol In il e I'll! ii nil. I let oil tile -t in 'I I,' II I lici-- I ci , under I He -ul:l unit ellilil n' Ilic .lei hoi.- i. i- h.c.v lii.ioliiiii.- .M.lilit; 'I Ul, il! I !e Hi III- lOElh-i IiiV lll-ik C il-' llll tiht, lion,,. .; ihl.el In mid lone. Wl. Ii . ,,. i i .i I Undum, iii .illili' -IC'CVII-- .X I,, fi,i;r,; HnlkUli. ' lUHOKlltS. A '1' iler in w ild a nnuls say-: that girulles i-iiiue high. tie ire Wadiingioii was the origi nal t :"', eminent I 'a p. A giri I,, i'. i,e a good violin player ami yet nut I e able to draw a beau. Actual occurrence: Kittle girl at i'1'e.ikf.ist table Mamma, this is very old l ibtei ; I have loiind a grey hair in it.'' A cow n killed for itself while a seal is killed f.-r it- skin. It i.- all the same to l'ic:n both, relatively, how v er. A m. or ' o-ifi al to live in an oleo liinr.Nii Mie b -ardiug bouse dies not know "ii which sid" his bread is but ler. I. "I d ni 'I fi-el well," was the remark, ol t In-i ii pentei- ,is he separated the cm -iil.il- -.i.v lio.n li s baud and found he a. miu 1 1 i hive lingers and a thumb. A liio'ln i .sent her boy over to the , neighbor'.-, t,, a pail of sour milk. When told that i hey had only sweet milk thai morning, he said, "Will, I'll i w nil. till it j sour." "Did y,,ii not , dear, at the party la-t evi ning h"H gi andly our daughter , laia went in1. i th.- room':'" Hus band t w it h a gi tint i -I ih. yes, Clara i an sv.eep into. i room grandly i Hough, lilt When II collie:, lo sVVl Cpltlg ollt a room .-lie I .n'l their." " h.V do Villi set sll'di ;i lollgh in- i ii Li bue inc" indig.-mtly ex cl. limed a I nr damsel in a icstaurani. the oilier day. 'Age before beauty, alvvavs. y,,i know lua'iiia." replied the pollt" a!lendaiit, wh i well knew how lo -ere his eiii'lo.ver and a lough chicken al t he -alne t Hue, file I ill. me Vender. j "-oiiio venrs ago, when I lirst saw , him, he had a number of .small plaster bii-l-oi a -miling ihild's I.i, r. The workmanship was much belter than ;ihe ordinary character ot such arti cles, and the face wit-, repealed with suilicieiit initio nine in hall adoen bil-ts to s-lo'W that they were all copies ef some III" lei. 'Air tlnsc likclie-ses of any child, i. r lie re tain head-'r" was asked of the image cinba'. " l ad rr, my bit le girl Tita." said he, and he laughed and showed a set of w otidei I ally white and perfect teeth. Dors it look like herv" "tih, vies," he exclaimed, w it It an earliest protest in his tone against the i 1 1 1 1 1 ; i .t 1 ii ol that bis art was faulty. A few days ago I saw the same man w il h a basket I ul of small cads on his ' arm. "-topping him from idle curios ity, one of the heads was taken from the basket and examined. It wasTi'.i again, ju-t as -he had been years ego ilic-aiiie smiling, happy child-face. You still copy your daughter's lace as it u-cil to be'r said the writer. : The in. in looked surprised, and then his face clouded. ' on told me once long ago that this was your little girl Tita whose lace you modeled. Has she not changed, and does she not look older V" He took oil his tattered hat, and his voice t leiiiblrd as he answered: i "Tita ees dead, but I see ye face in e clouds, signor. she i i s dead, and no changa." thcr-lmes for Siniiehiiilv. A through train on the liock Island stopped a few moments at Idiolewood station the other day. A passenger got oil to walk around a little. As thetrain began to move again the pas senger jumped aboard, but just then he ill- vi red thai he had but one ov ershoe. Thinking that he had drop pel the other Home place on the phit ! form, and, a- the train was going jt,m last for ban to jump oil and recover il, he pulled off the remaining slu j ami threw it nut on the platform, ex- claiming: "There, that makes ag I i pair of ov ershoes I'm somebody." di j tering the car he pmc. rdi d to ids seat. There to his gn at a-i "iii-hinciit. was his olher over dioe. A look of intense lisgUHt came upon his f.K'e, but he did lot hesitate, (iiih-kly picking up the lone arctic be hurried lo the platform, j brew the shoe as far as he could hii'-k owanl the other one and shouted: "liv iminy, there is a pair of overshoes for ioiueboibj. -1 7i '.' Ili'inlit. I

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