Orijc tiljatljom Uccovo. ljc t)atl)attt Uccotb. ii. a.. j.oivioiN, EDITOU AND PROPRIETOR. iiati:s ADVERTISING TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, jOne square, one inertion Onc wtinrc, two insertions Onc square, one month i. an - 2.ro One coy, one year One ropy, six months . One copy, throe month $ 2.00 41.00 . r,0 for larger advortisements liberal con tracts wiil bp made. VOL. VII. PITTSr01U) CHATHAM CO., N. C MAY 28, 1885. NO. :8. The Old Mill. Her from the brow of the liill I look Through n lit 'ice of houghs an J leaves On the old gray mill, with its gmnbrol root And the inoas on its rotting eaves. 1 hear the clutter Unit jars its walls, And the rushing water's sound. And I see the blnck floats rise and fall As the wheel goes slowly round. I rode there often when t wns voting. With in; gtist on the horso helore, And talked with Nelly, the miller's girl, As I waited my turn at the door. And while sho tossed her ringluts brow i, And flirted and ehnttud so lice, The wheel might stop or the wheel misfit go It wiu all tho initio twine. 'lis twenty year since lust I stoo I On the spot where I stand to-d ay, And Nelly is wed mid the miller is dead, And the mill and I are gmy. Kut both, till we fall into ruin mid wreck, To our loi tunni of toil uro bound, And tho man goes and the stream II in s And the wheel moves slowly round. Thmnat Dunn Emjlith. RUBY'S VISIT. "Let her come to tho 'arm," raid oM Mr. Fnnls. "She'll enjoy the blue-bells and the peach orchards, and the white clover blossoming along the roadside. It will be a great deal cheaper than Newport and more seniiblo than Cape May." "Oh. papa, do let ma go!" said Ituby, clasping her pink fingers estatlcally together. "Mamma, 3ay yes." A year ago, Mr. and Mr. Aden Ar cher would have considered this sort of thing as nothing more nor less than banishment. The Misses Archer had never been anywhere elso than at Sar atoga, Long Branch and Atlantic City. 1 it times were altered now. The "linancial pressure," whatever that might be, had acted very unpleas antly on the atmosphere f the Archer household. Kuphelia, the eldest (1; tighter, had just discovered that Mr. Fontenoy F.ivrier, to whom sho had engaged herself, was not next heir to an English barone'ey, at all, but a de faulting clerk liotii Tbreadneedle S'reet, with half a do.en detectives a ter him; and Alicia, the second Uossi in of the family-tree, had been unceremoniously deserted by Mr. Dal las, of the I'olo Club. "If a girl aw hasn't got money, you know aw," said Mr. Dallas, "there'i no use aw in keeping up tho thing. We ain't like wavens now adays, to be fed by aw--tie prophets. Wo must aw have unh." "JJut, mamma," pleaded Ruby, 'you said 1 was to come out this winter." "Child, don't be absurd," said Mrs. Archer. "I said you .should be intro duced into society, if Kuphy and Allie were married, but they're not; and can't go into ball-rooms at the head of a regiment of daughters. What would people say ?" "It isn't nj fault that they are not married," pouted Ruby; "and 1 win so tired of the nursery. Mamma, can't 1 g i to Atlantic City with you?" Certainly not!" said Mrs. Aieher. "And mind. Rubiim, if any one asks yon how old you are, you must say six teen." "Why? cried Unity, with open brown eyes of astonishment. "Hut was seventeen last birthday!" "There's no sense in your growing up so fast!" pronounced Mrs. Archer, irritably. "How can I help it?" said Ruby, al most ready to cry. "I can t put a Hone on my head, can 1?" "Tha 3 are the girls to consider," said Mrs. Archer, sorrowfully. "How are they to be bettered by my telling lies about rny age?" retorted Ruby.. And then her mother told her to hold her tongue and not speak again until she was spoken to. So that old Uncle Ennis' offer was truly welcome when it came, and merry little Ruby was like a lamh let loose upon the hills that sloped down to tho blue tides of the majestic Con necticut River. She tore her dimpled brown fingers with blackberry-briers; she rilled birds'-nests for additions to her collec tion of eggs; she romped like a child, whistled like a boy, until all of a sud den she was recalled to the facts of real life. She had come in from the blackberry fields all sunbrowned and happy, her cherry Hps stained with the purple dyes of the fruit, to find Uncle Ennis poring intently over a couple of let ters. "Well, little one," said he, "what do you think? Here are two surprises for your Two, uncle?" she cried. "One to a picnic-party at the Great Gorge." "Oh, can 1 go?" exclaim! Ruby, jumping up from her bowl of bread and milk. "Jerome Franklin told me that ' Hold on, lassie hold on!" said Un cle Fnnls. "The other Is a proposal of ; marriage. Mr. Dubarry wants my sanction, and alt that, soft of thing." "Mr. Dubarry, indeed!" paid Ruby turning very red. "A stuffy old pro fessor who don't know anything ex cept about the ruins of rompoii and Ilercnlanetirn!" "You don't like him. pet?" 'No, indeed, I don't." "Then." said Uncle Ennis, indul gently, "there is an end of the whole thing. Only when my little girl be gins to receive offers of marriage, it give tno a queer sort of feeling." Ruby ate her bowl of bread and milk silently. "I wish they wouldn t!" said she. "Son io day you'll wish they would," said the old gentleman. And he laughed so heartily at bis joke that Ruby could not but laugh also. "lint one thing you must mind, my little lass," he added more gravely "let that Jerome Franklin alone." "Why, Uncle Funis?" said Ruby, earnestly. "II ''a a wild fellow," said Mr. En nis. "These Franklins never any of them came to good yet." "Hut perhaps Ae will," said Ruby. "I wouldn't try the experiment if 1 was you," said Uncle Ennis. And just then Ruby lookod up and saw Harry Safford standing in tho doorway. "I wonder," she thought, "if ho has heard all we have been saying? I don't like Harry SalTord one bit. lie is so precise and dignilied, and Polly Twitter says ho thinks I am a romp. What business has ho to think about the matter one way or another?" So Ruby rose and went out of Ihe room with the stateliest step that she could command; and although Harry waited until nine o'clock, she never came back. "1 wanted to ask her to go with me to the picnic at the (!reat (Jorge, " caul Harry to Mr. Ennis. "Do you think she will accompany me?' "Well, I don't know," said Uncle Ennis, looking intently into the bowl of his pipe. "I rather guess, by what she said, t h at she calculates to go with Jerome Franklin." Salford's dark face flushed. "Is he a lit associate for her?" said he. "No.. 1 don't think he is. But gals j are queer!" reflectively added Uncle j Ennis. "Just tell 'em you want 'em to go one way, and see how straight they'll start in the other!" j Harry Safford went away with a J heavy heart. One smile would have j made him happy, and she had not even vouchsafed him that. But the next morning there came news that Jerome Franklin had disap- j peared most unexpectedly, and so had n considerable sum out of the safes of Fordyce & Fordyce, in whose legal chambers he olliciated in the capacity of clerk. And the lirst thought that Hashed into Harry Safford's mind was: "Xom I can ask Ruby Archer to go i to thetireat (iorge picnic with me!" I And vet Harrv Saflord was not m ire - selfish than most men. i Just within the cool shadows of tho j Ennis woods he found Ruby hers If, her hat hanging down her back, her 1 them an exhibition of his skill, which tresses all disheveled, her blue eyes j to them seemed supernatural. They drenched in tears. stared in open-mouthed wonder at all "Why, Ruby!" he cried. "What is the tricks that were performed, and a the matter?" feeling of awe crept over them as they "I've lost him!" sobbed Ruby, clasp- ! saw the mysterious appearings and dis ing her hands despairingly. Ile'sgont!" j appearings of various objects. But A sudden chill seemed to gripe poor tho greatest marvel to them was tho Harry's heart. Had sho then loved 1 apparent manufacture of cannon-balls. his rival so well? Were they actually engaged? "And it's ail my own fault, too!'' continued Ruby, with a fresh burst of tears. "Uncle warned me how it would be. He warned mo againsc having anything to do with him. But I would have my own way. And now 1 am rightly punished. He's gone! Jerry has run away!" "Ruby, for heaven's sake do not speak thus!" said poor Harry. "But I can't help it!" wailed Ruby. "Did you then love him so well?" bitterly demanded tho young man. "Didn't care a snap about him!" cried Ruby. "But undo told mo to let him alone, and I disobeyed. And j now he has run away, and what will I uncle say? Oh, I do wish the dog-1 catchers had captured him beforo I . ever unfastened his chain!" "Ruby," said her amazed lover, what on earl hare you talkingaboiit?" "Why, about Jerry, the red Irish set ter, to-be-sure! said Ruby. "What should I be talking about?" Is that all?" said Safford, with a great sigh of relief. "Then you may set your heart at rest. Jerry is safe enough. I passed little Tommy Eaton on the mountain--oad, a few minutes ago, bringing him home with a chain and a rope. It is of the other Merry' j I am speaking Jerome Franklin. He, has run away, also, with alot of m my , out of .Mr. Fordyce's safe." j Has he?" said Ruby, apparently ' very bttleintereiteJ in this secondary j piece of information. "W ell, I am pot at all surprised. I always wondered ' YE STUI'IF.S STARS. where he got the monry to pay for ! . much jewelry. I'm Sony for his poor The Astronomical Ohserva mother, though. Are you yuite sum lions of a Humorist, that Jerry is safe, Mr. Saffotd?" I "Yes, quite," said Mr. Safford. "And He Rummages Around Among tho flwav now, Ruby, that you cannot go to tho m jn So.irch of Bran I Njw Sttrn. Great f iorge picnic with Mr. Frank- lin " j W6nre told tl.at there has been no "But I w ain't going with him," said perceptible growth or decay in the Ruby. "He asked me, and I said no." star business since man began to roam "With whom, then, aro you going?" around th-oiigh space, in his mind.and "With nobody at all," said Kuby.with make figurs on the barn door with a.cliarming pout, "Nobody has asked red chalk, slowing the celestial time me." : table. And sho looked at Harry from under ; No serious (trident have occurred her thickly-curling lashes with such a in tho starry hei.vi ns since 1 began to laughing, mischievous glance, that ho observe and st inly their habits. Not a promptly followed up his advantage. 1 star has va;il. not 'a star has waned "Will you go with me, Ruby?" said to my knowledge. Not a planet has he. And Ruby made him a low courtesy and answered, demurely: "Yes, please, sir. Now let us go and find Jerry!" Uncle Funis was dozing over tho weekly paper bo had read it twice through aire nly, but be seemed always to regard himself as devoted to litera ture ' when ho fell asleep over the weekly paper when Ruby ramo to him with Harry SifTord, leading tin red Irish setter by its chain. "(Mi, uncle, 1 in so sorry! said she. $250. It was generally conceded by penitentially. i astronomers that this was a brand now "I am so glad, Mr. Ennis," said j star that had never been used, but up Harry. ! on consulting Argolatuler's star cata- "llut 1 let Jerry out for a run, and ' logue and pri e list it was found that he got away from me, and littlo Tom j this was not a new star at all, but an Eaton brought him hack; and please, : old faded out. s;ar of the ninth magni- uncle, I'll never disobey you again. But, uncle, that isn't all!" she added, reddening exquisitely. "Eli!" said tho old gentleman "What next?" "I've promised to marry Harry Saff ord." "Hello!" said Mr. Ennis. "But I thought you disliked Harry SalTord?" "Oh, no!" cried Ruby, with earnest ness. "Only I was afraid that ho dis liked mi', lie called me a romp!" "So I did," confessed Harry Safford. "But you are the dearest littlo romp in the world, and I love you better than anvono else in existence!" So Ruby was married to Judge Saf- ford's son, and the two elder Miss Ar chcis were forced to confess that "our little sister" had led off the marriage minuet with distinguished suo'ess. "But only to think," said Ruby, "of his being jealous of Jerome Franklin! How silly nu n are, to-be-siire!"--M Fori i it Urn rex. How a Treaty was Hade. During tho French conquest of Al geria negotiations for peace were en tered upon with the sheiks of certain Arab tribes, and a meeting for the set tleinentof terms was arranged to tako j place at the French head-iiuarters. Tho ! French ollicers received their guests of the desert witu great hospitality, and I a banquet was given in their honor. At this the utmost splendor was un- j folded in order to dazzle-their eyes and ' captivate their simple minds. At its ! conclusion an ad iourninent to a laria -- ---- o - hall was proposed. Hero M. Uoudin, j the celebrated conjurer, who aecom- i paniedthe French forces, was to give j The conjurer passed around among them a high hat This they examined very carefully, but without being ablo j have a rest- ever a.-k me again to to discover anything unusual in either ' 't up all night and tako care of a new its make or aimearance. AVhen it w;m ' born w orld whilo you lie in bed and returned to him, M. I loud in placed it on the floor in the middle of tho . stage in full view of his audience. Ho then proceeded to take from that hat can non balls apparently without number, and rolled them across tho floor into tho wings. This terminated the per formance. The chiefs consulted among themselves, and came to the conclusion that it was useless toopposo an army that could turn out its am munition in so cosy a mannor. They therefore signod the required treaty, and departed to tell their friends In the desert of the wonderful power of the invaders. Harper's 3Imja:iin'. I He Hadn't Noticed It. j "Aw, Miss Helen," smiled a sickly ! dude trigged out in nil his parapher- nalia, promenading with a young j lady, "will you be so kind as to notice my new walking stick? It is the very latest, I assuah you. "Ah, yes, quite handsome," she re plied, taking it from his hands and twirling it gracefully. "Aw, Miss Helen. I assuah you it is quite too Incoming. I should think, ah, don't you know, that you would walk with a stick." "I do sometimes, Mr. Fitzrlarenco, a I, a r.,un.la.l an. I U. V I , ' . ' ;,,,' wpnt' p talking",.: .Ivi I Traveller. ' season-cracked or shown any of the in jurious i ll'ccts of cur rigorous climate, i Not a star has ripened prematurely or fallen off the trees. The varnish on the very oldest stars I find on close , and critical examination to be in ; splendid condition. They will all no doubt wear as long as we need them, and wink on long alter we have ceased to wink back. In lty)') there appeared suddenly in the northern crown t star of about tin third magnitude and worth at lent ! tilde, with Ho front breadths turned i wrong side out and trimmed with moonlight along the seams. After a few days of phenomenal brightness it gently ceased to draw a j salary as a star of 11. o third magnitude I and walked home with an "Uncle . Tom's Cabin" company, j Then, again, you take a certain style of star, which you loam from l'rof. . inion Newcomb is at such a distance that it takes .MV"" years fur its light ! to rea b Bust on. Now we will sup j pose that after looking over tho large i stock of new and second-hand stars, and after examining the spring cata- , i,, .in, ,,rire list I decide that one of the smaller size will do mo and I buy it. How do I know that it was there when I bought it? Its cold and silent rays may havi ceased 4'., ' years before 1 was born and the intel ligence be still on the way. There is too much margin between sale and de livery. Every now and then another astronomer comes to me and says: "1'rolcssor, I have discovered another new star and intend to lite it. Found it last night about a uiiiu and a half south of the zenith running loose. Haven't heard of anybody wdio has lost a star of tho lilteenth magnitude, about thirteen hands high, with light I """'e 'l tail, have you.-'" Now, how I know that ho has discovered a I brand now star? Hon- can I discover whether he is or not playing an old, threadbare star on me for a new one ? I It is surprising that every little while I contemplato withdrawing from scientilic research to go and skin n eight -mule team do'vn through the dim vista of relentless vears. There is much in the great field of astronomy that is discouraging to the savant who hasn't the time nor means to rummage around t!irough the heav ens. At times I am almost hopeless, and feel like saying to the great yearn ful, hungry world: "(I rope on forever. Do not ask me for another scientific fact. Find it out yourself. Hunt up J'our owr' new-laul planets, ami let mo reck not." I get no salary for examining the trackless void night after night when i I ought to be in bed. 1 sacrifice in v i health in order that tho public may know, at once, of the presence of a red hot comet, fresh from the factory. And vet, what thanks do I get ?; A . Talil In His Own Coin. William Hosea Ballon narrates In tho Chicago Sut urdu ;i Ereniw lliruld the following romantic story: In the northern limits of the city of New York isncolassal apartment house, whoso spacious Hats are occupied by many wealthy people. la one of these large and roomy suits resides a widow, whose twenty-live millions certainly entitled her to recognition in the Iter- aid list of the lady millionaires of the metropolis, recently published. Dear er to her than her vast possession is a lovely daughter, gifted with all tho weidth of refinement, graces and cul ture that study, travel and contact can bestow. Not many years ago, alius cian noble was appointed to an impor tant diplomatic mission to Washing ton. He met the fair American, then just budding into womanhood, and a rvtAAtfif loVA nt. ll rt. si aht trananirail . (lr. ... . ,.llr..- ,'.,; followed the travels of the family .,,, ,llA ,,rl, , BvhiIli,i hi. a..,' "6 ' r devlion before the gae ot all nations. Far in U'.B .IS, me WIIIIJH ceived an alarming dispatch from New York, disclosing a theft by her agent, his flight, and her possible pov- erty. The Russian was consulted. Instead of ottering advice and assis tance, he congealed into Russian frig idity. "I think," he said to his lady love, "that as your status has not continued as I found it, we had better part." The lady did not reply. She turned her back upon him. The widowed lady and her daugh ter hastened to America, found a 11 airs in a mixed condition, but easy of re pair. They spent six months in the West, looking after their estates, and as much more time in the East repair ing their I'm tunes, so that, in one year's time all of this former glory was re stored. Not long thereafter his Rus sian highness was sent to this country, as Envoy Extraordinary. He paused in New York to rest before proceed ing to Washington, and met a cous'n of his former love. "By the way," said the cousin, "spc ii'dngol the way shattered fortunes are repaired in America, there is the case of a member of our family, Mrs.X. She had much of her property stolea and tho rest left in a bad condition. but in one year's time she has caught and punished the thief, rcc vered all her possessions, and is now better oil than ever." j "Where do they reside," asked tho suddenly interested noble. "At the Y Hats. But why do yoj ' ask?" " j "Oh I am going there to tell tho American girl 1 w II marry her at ' once." April 21, lsj.V-she was married to That evening, nn elegant each drove : (me ,)f lh(, ymng sur(;(,ns who hwl into the rotunda of the Y Hats. A i been captivated bv her beauty and her gentleman in evening court dress, dec- l)rain;,f ,lir s,e possessed both to an orated in me !als and ribbons denoting j unllsu;,i .iree. Without few or care his many orders, ascended the elevator j fl,r tllL. futuro shfi wpnt on h,.r hrhM immediately following a card bearing j tur to Europe, spending the spring the title: "Envoy Extraordinary and j and ,..iry summer on horseback and Minister Plenipotentiary to the Uni- j hy coasting steamers among tho very ted States of America." i romantic mountains and seacoast of Miss X was seated alone in tho Spain, winning her way everywhere drawing room. To the eager Russian j by her beauty and wit, special enter she had never worn such loveliness, ! tainments leiim arranged for her both such stately demeanor. Mio arose as he bowed to the floor and endeavored to kiss her hand. He fill on his knees ' and caught the hem of her skirts. ; "Forgive me, my dear." he implored, "I was not aware of the reiu irkablo changes in the American life. Be my adored wife and you shall never again j have cause to doubt me." She regarded him coldly a moment j there to get a trousseau and secure a and then turned her back toward him. j passage home. And here comes in as upon a previous occasion. "1 think," ' the sad part of the story. 'I ho steam she said, adopting his own language, i er had a tempestuous voyage of eight "Ihat since your status has not con- ecu da vs. In tho midst of a hiirrt- tinued as I found it, we bait better part." III .Maluli null flie .Menageries. "'I he row in the Soudan is going to play havoc with the wild animal trade this year," said Superintendent I Brown, at the Zoological Oarden. Vs long as there is a war there, of course no animals can be exported from that portion of Africa. I. ions are vt ry high now, although the lion market is dull. A good pair of African lions are worth fJ.Miio or more. Most of the hippopotami come from Nubia and the northwestern part of Africa. If all the hippopotami in this country were to take a notion to die. we couldn't get any more for a long ljlrui" "Are they apt to die in captivity.?" "Yes; moving about isn't good for them. Some animals seem to thrive belter when they ire with menage- ries, going from one part of tho conn- try to another, but a hippopotamus ought to stay in one place. Last year there were thirteen of these animals in the United States; now there are on- ly eight. Giraffes come from the Sou- morphia, belladonna, hyoscyanius lup dan, and they are very scarce and , Hlin an'1 even chloroform was freely very highpecuniarily as well as in ' m!l(le "seof in the vain attempt to re stature. I think there aro four Giraffes Reve the intense pamxyisms of pain. in this contry now. We have one, and there is nothing tho matter with him except his hoofs; they are too long We try to clip them, but he don't like it, and ho is liable to kick a man lif teen feet or so. (lira lies are great but ters, too. They cm strike a blow with their heads that would astonish Sullivan. Two baby giraffes, only seven feet high, sold recently for $2,HM, It's almost impossible to put a price on these animals now, they are so scarce." l'hiludrlphiu Thms. Hood Hare Thought It! "Take her up tenderly, "Lift her with care," "Ah, that is a beautiful thing, sir," said the pensive stranger. "Wot is?" asked the man with a cast in his eye. "Hood's 'Bridge of Sighs, that I just heard you quitting," replied thepensive stranger. "That ain't no -Bridge of Sighs,' " re plied the man with a cast in his eye. "That's the commencement of an ode to a roller rink!" i'ittsbuiv Chronic'e. '"Hlf? STORY OF A CANCER. How a Young New York Bdle i Suffered and D'ed. ! Marrying Happily After Losing an Arm j Only to Moet with a Fatal Accident Oeneral (.rant's illness recalled to a ' New York doctor the touching histo ry of a very attractive young lady I who was well known in New York J soeiety at tho close of tho war. Hav ing graduated from Bellevuo hospital . in the spring of 101, ho says in the H'o7': I was invited, about a month after that event to ho present at the operation b,r tho removal of the left (inn of a young lady living at No 11 East Twenty-ninth street, the only ' dauglilor of a resident practitioner , now dead, Dr. John Tuttle. Quite a number of young physicians were there, and they, as well as their seniors, : were struck with the remarkable beau ty, both in face and form, of the young lady, as well as her wonderful self ! possession. She even wanted to see , the instrument:! that were to be used ; ,,pon .r iW t Jt, told their uses. The injury h id occurred through th'i fall of a saddle-horse on which sho was riding while at her country home at Rye the summer before. Tho j bruise developed an encephaloid in the arm, and the entire an tumor iirm was skillfully removed by the celebrated Dr. James R. Wo id. In ten days she was about tho house, singing like a bird, and that summer enjoyed in ap parently perfect health all tho delights of emancipation from school life, hav ing just graduated from Rutgers with high honors. Tho following vear by the courteous ollicers at Gibraltar and by the young naval ollicers of an English squadron that chanced to meet tho party at Barcelona, and ev erywhere receiving that marked atten tion which .she seemed born to com mand, she continued through Swit zerland and tiormany into Russia and then back through (iermany to Paris, cane the young lady attempted to go on tho upper deck. She fell, crushed her hip, was confined to her berth for the last nine days and was unable even to see the beautiful harbor of the city she loved so well. Arriving Jan. , 1, IK'.iti, the very day that she had I looked forward to when she would be I receiving the congratulations of her i friends, she was taken in an ambu lance to the house of Dr. James R. j Wood, where a consultation was held. Another encephaloid was ft und to have developed itself and all hope was j abandoned. Yet such was her vilali- ty and cheerful courage amid untold ; agony that she not only lived for six mthn. but buoyed up the rest of the family with her inspiring words and ! manner. This is the history of one of i tlie mnny forms of canoer and shows ' how insidious is their progress and now fatal in the la this young lady's case everything was done - even a targe crauie was made ami in it she ' W!k3 rocked for twenty -four hours at a ( unlt- A'luea lo mis passive motion, sedative treatment in the form of The Plot. Funnywag met a friend of his re- cently w ho is something of a story- writer. Extending his hand with a broad-tread smile, he said: "You're just the fellow I want to see. I just thought of a fine plot which you can work up this spring, if you choose." "I suppose I might manage to do something with it. What is It?" "It's a grass plot!" Hatchet. The Infantile Match-Maker. "Good evening. Tommy. Is your sister Clarissa at home?' "Yes, sir; she's out In the kitchen ! popping corn for you." ' "Popping corn forme? Why how I very thoughtful! I like pop-corn very i much." j "Yes, sir. She said she was going I .o put a pan of pon-eorn under vour nose, and If you didn't take the hint Rhe'd give yon the shake." Something besides corn was popped at evening. Mail and Express. Contentment. "My little worlil is vory mull, S iiri'i; worth 3"Oiir nntirti, feir, lit nil," "J ho mother sni l. "My gooil, k i n l Im-lminl, ns you see, Ami Iho.-e tliri'O chiklri n lit rny knee Who look to ui go ti-ii-tinlv For ilnily hi t ii I -- "I-'oc their Mvret Hiikci, who lovfi mo v I keep the lii.'iih'lit in n glow In our ilenr home, l'lmt, though llin ti'iii'0St tonr otitsi'lo. An'l lii ii ely hi-nten liir nml whIp. l'ho cheeiy hla. may wi ve to nui'le Ilenr leet thnt ifmni. "Anil in the merry Ket le hoil, W e w elcninc hint wlmil nly toils for ii e;ii-li tiny. I if 1 1 lie I ive kiMM-i lull 11 si-inn lie e,el-s I'm certain, if not more, h. n (mill iihh ii ii-i-t him lit th Moor, At twilight ruy. "i me c;H the i-li iick tin hi- l'"i'l. Another leail- huu to l.i- "cat '1 lie hl ill ill rleiir Ami nhile t lie -1 1 1 1 ' 1 1 in riinti'l turn -in;. Aii'l make the ilenr olil r iftcM nn'. Imp little ll.lllllti'l rinwii-i him kne Willi I.Iiiviiih Ian-. "Ah. sir, wp are not rich "i" (.'re it 'i'lie mvnpii nl a itl c-t'ite,'' The mother i-aiil ; 'Kill ue have hett' l far tint" :,"! t ontf iftlllellt, ami II llllle f J'l As lull ul love us il vim hoi I, With ilaily hieml." Mr. .1. .1. KM": II UMOItOl S. The giraffe presents tho most won derful case of soar throat on record. In these "shutting down" times it is evident that ten mills do not make a cent. Spicer asks: "What is tho rate of interest when distan-e lends enchant ment to I he view." "Of all rny family patients," said Dr. Killemqtiick, "not one is sick." "fitiess you haven't called on any of them lately?" inquiringly remarked a brother M. D. Over new doctors were turned out of a New York medical college recently. This looks as though thoir institutions were working on full time to keep pace with the establishment of skating rinks. "Hello, Smith! Supposo a man mar ries his first wife's step-sister's aunt, what relation is he to her?" "First wife - uni step-aunt er let's see 1 don't know." "Bright fellow. He's her husband." "What did 1 understand you to say this is, ma'am ?" the new boarder asked the landlady. "Spring chicken, sir," tartly replied the lady, "pray, what did you think?" "That's what 1 thought it was, ma'am, w ith all the springs left in." An honest man may bo about as hard to find as a plumber with a mort gage on his bouse; but when you do stumble upon htm ho has his trade mark upon his lace, and, whether in homespun or store-clothes, might walk through the town with an umbrella under each arm without fear of unjust suspicion. A (joint Word for Ihe Turks. 'J he Turkish people have been ac cused of brigandage, assassination and every description of crime. I, who have lived among them for lif teen years, am proud to proclaim myself their cham pion. As soldiers and sailors they aro unrivalled when well commanded. As peasants they aro industrious, long suffering and good. In their religion they are sincere, and never fanatical unless roused lobe so by ill usage and sneers at their faith. Let the sports man, the traveller or the antiquarian in pursuit of pleasure or business llnd himself among the real Turks in Ana tolia or elsewhere, and he will be safo as to his person and property and re ceivo every kindness and hospitality; whereas, when ho goes among tho Christains sett led in Turkey, ho will frequently be robbed, and always un der the levy of blackmail. Accusa tions have been made against tho Turks of cruelty and ill-usage, which have been exaggerated, sometimes to a ludicrous degree - such as when a reverend divine reported that ho actu ally saw a man impaled, who turned out to bo a fisherman silting on a pole watching for fish to enter his net. Se riously speaking, tho statistics of crime committed in Turkey by Turks would bear favorable comparison with those of many so-called enlightened nations. Turkey and England. Making the Rest of It. Dr. Hough, bishop of Worcester.was the most amiable of prelates. He had a very curious barometer which cost two hundred guineas; and one day a young man called on him at the palace. In placing a chair for the visitor the footman knocked down the barometer and smashed it to atoms. The young man was covered with confusion at being tho innocent cause of such., an accident; but the Bishop, with a pleas ant smile, said, "Don't mention it, pray. The weather has been very dry for long time, and perhaps we shall have some rain now. I never saw the barometer so low," J,oruton Tinte