lijc Olljatljam Uccori) ZII)c tl)atl)am ttccorb. II. A. !.OM)iX, KPlToh. AND PKOPHIKToI.. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, KATES ADVERTISING tin' Mplnlr, our im rlloil One s.ptare, two insert ions ZZ .One s.pi.iie, one inontli !.) I.. VI - .W One r)i'V, one year Dill' Copy, six mouths , One copy, throe months VOL. VII. riTTSBOUO', CHATHAM CO., N. C JULY 2.",, 1885. NO. Hi. j For l.-irm r advi Ttisnneiiis 1 1 ! -r.-l eon tracts will lie made. Three Lovers. Thero were, threo iniii'lens who lovud u Kin;;; They nt together lie-iile (he m; One rtieil, "I love liim, mnl I would iliu II lint lor 11 1 toy liu uiilit love mo." Till' MTiml wllispeieil, "All I I would iliu I'n kIihIcUmi his lii'iiit nl' niiik" liim fcl'tiut." 'Hi" lle'il one iok) not, lint pi" l alar Willi ilieiniiy eyes lliHl wrio ni'l ns lain. The KinK lie Im- ' the Hint lor h iliiy ; The second Ilia lito with Until love hl'-ascil, A 11 I yet the woman who never hm!;i V:'.i the one of the linen who loveil liim hest. Tha Mysterious Hand. Do not think for a monu nt that I could ever have seen anything super human in tho occurrence. 1 ilo not bcticvo in any but normal causes. If, however, instead of using tho word "supernatural" f express what wo do not understand, we should tisi simply the word "inexplicable," it would lm much morn exact. In tl-o alTair I am about to relate, it wast, above all, tho proccdingand attending circumstances that, impressed me. I will give you tin) fact. I wan examining magistrate at tho timij at Ajiceo, a lilt lo white city ly in on tlin edge of a beautiful hay. which in surrounded mi all sides by high mountains. Tho casta with which i had chielly to do were those of vendetta. 1 had smno tierce, heroic instances, tho most superbly dramatic pn.sible. Among those people were found tho most glorious causes lor re vctigc that men could dream of secu lar hatreds, appeased for a moment, but never extinguished, traitorous ruses, assassinations developed into ma sacres, and alino.il glorious in their horror. For two years I had heard of nothing but the prii o of blood, that terrible t'orsiran prejudice which binds a man to avenge every injury on tho person who wrought it, his de scendants and kinsmen. I had seen old men and children murdered, and toy head was full of such stories. I learned one day that an Knglish man had just leased for -a number of years a little villa at the foot of the biy. I M lia 1 brought with him a French body-servant, engaged at Mar seilles as ho passed. Kverybody was soon busy with this strange person age, who lived alone, and left his dwel ling only to hunt or fish, lie spoke to nobody, never came to the city, and every morning practiced shooting tor au hour or two with his pistol or riile. There were many btcric.s about him. tine man held that, ho was of princely rank, and had lied his country for po litical reasons; another a dinned that he was lying in concealment after hav ing committed a fearful crime, anil even related particulars of an especial ly horrible nature. i wished, in my capacity of examin ing magistrate, to obtain some definite information in regard to this man, but I could learn nothing. II i gave his name as sir John Howell. I took sat i diction in watching him near at li ii, d, but no one could point out to me a tylhing really suspicious about him. Since, however, the rumors concern ing liim continued, increased, and be--1 lino more general, I resolved to make tin attempt, to soo the stranger my-s-lf, and I began to hunt regularly In t'h' neighborhood of his estate. - I waited long for an opportunity. It c line anally in the stupe of a par triigo which I shot and killed in tho I -irishman's face. My dog brought i to me, but taking the g inni in my h md, 1 went to excuse my lack of good manners and beg Sir John Unw ell to accept the bird. lie was a large man, with red hair a id beard, very tall and very robust, a :.i r: of placid and polished Hercules, lie had nothing of the so-called llrit i ill stillness, and he thanked mo cor dially, speaking with a strong Fnglisli a vent, for my scrupulousness. At tlin eudof a month we had talked live or six times together. One evtning as 1 was passing his door 1 saw him in his garden smok ing his pipe, astrido of a chair. I sa luted him, and he invited mo in. I lid no wait to ba asked twice. Ho received mo with scrupulous Kngllsh courtesy, eulogized France and Corsica, and declared that ho was warmly attached to that country and to that particular portion of the coast. 1 then, with great caution and under tho guise of a very lively personal in terest, venturod a few iitiestinns re garding his life. lie replied without embarrassment, telling mo that he ha I travelled extensively in Africa, India, ami America, and that he had ha I many adventures. 1 then turned to the subject of the cha.se, and he gave me many of the most curious details in regard to hunt ing tho hippopotamus, the tiger, the eh ph iint, and even the gorilla. I remarked that all these animals were formidable. He smiled. "Oh, no; man is tha most terrible He laughed outright, with a heart), contented English laugh, as he fur tber informed rue ; "I liavo also beeu a great hunter of ' men." Then ho turned tho conversit;oti to the topic i f iiruis, and invited lies to tlie house to look at gnus of different kinds. His drawing-room was hung with black silk embroidered with gold. Large yellow (lowers, rioting over tho dark background, shone like lire. lie explained that it was a Japanese fuli ric. lint in tho middle of tho largest, panel, a bt range object drew my eye. t in a siptare of red velvet a black ob- I ject was thrown into relief. It was it hand -a human hand. Not a skeleton hand, whito and clean, but a dried and I blackened hand, with yellow nails, ! naked muscles, and traces of blood -- old, clotted blood, where the bones were cut short off as if with the blow of an a, about midway up tho fore arm. An enormous iron chain, rivet ed at the wrist, soldered to this un sightly member, attached it to the wall by a ring strong enough to hold an elephant in leash. "What is that?" 1 asked. "That is my worst enemy," tcplied : the I'.tigli-Oiiunii, calmly, "lie camo ! from America. It was rut off w.th a : saber, skinned and dried in the sun ! for a week. It was a pretty good J piece of work for me." i I touched that human fragment, j which must havebi.-loug..' I to a giant, j Tin' lingers, disproportionately long, were attached by enormous tendons, lo which shreds of skin still clung, j Scorched as it. was, it was a frightful tiling to behold, suggesting irresistibly I some savage revenge. "Ilo must have been a very strong man," said 1. "(Ih, yes," said tho Knlisiiuian, I gently. "I.ut 1 win stronger than he. j I had that, chain put mi hold him." 1 thought he was j. - n : and said: 'The chain is wholly . -eless now; the hand will not. run away." Hut he gravely replied : 'The chain was necessary. It was always trying to get away." Willi a rapid glane t 1 ipt"Stioiird his cnHuteiiauco, asking myself : 'Is liea luna'ieor au ugly jitst-r?" I tut bis fact! remained impenetrable, calm, and benevolent. I talked of other ! thingi, and admired his guns. I no- j ticed that three loaded revolvers lay on the tables, as if this man lived in con stant fear of an attack. I visited him several times and then went there no more. 1'cnplo had be come accustomed to his presence and grown indifferent. A whole year passed. Then ono morning, toward liio end of Novem ber, my servant awoke me with tho announcement that. Sir John li'owell had been assassinated in thu night. Half an hour later, with the central commissary and a captain of tho sol diery, I enterel the Fnglishman's house. His servant, bewildered and despairing, was weeping before the dour. I suspected li i tn iit first, but he was innocent. Tim guilty man ivjvcr could be found. As I entered Sir John's sitting room I saw at the first glance his body stretched out on its back in the middle of the door. His waistcoat was torn, one torn sleeve of his coat was hang ing; all told that a terrible struggle had taken place. He had die I of .strangulation! His terrible countenance, black and swol len, seemed to express an abominable fear ; he held something between his set teeih, and his neck, pierced in a hundred spots, as if with iron points, was covered with blood. A physician joined us. He examined long and closely the marks of lingers In tho llesh of the dead man's throat, and spoke these strange words: "One would say that, he had been strangled by a skeleton." A shud er crept over my back, and I raised my eyes to the wall, to tho place whero I had formerly seen tho horrible, shriveled hand. It was no longer there. The chain hung broken. Then I leaned over the dead man, and found in his distorted mouth one of tho lingers of that missing hand, cut, or rather sawed, oil" by his teeth close to the second joint. They proceeded to mako investiga tions, but discovered nothing. No door or window had been forced, no article of furniture moved. The two watchdogs had not been awakened. The testimony of the sorvant could be summed up in a few words. His tnastr had seemed agitated for a month past. Ilo had received and burned many letters. Often seizing a horsewhip, with fury that resembled madness, ho had lashed that dried hand chained to tho wall, which had been removed, no ono knew how, at the very hour of tho crime. It was his habit to retiro early at night and to lock himself in with care. He always had weapons within his reach. He often talked very loud in .ho night, as if ipum-lling with some ' icdy. That night it chanced that lie had made no sound, ii"d it was only on coming to open the windows in tin; morning that tho servant had found Sir John assassinated. He suspected nobody. I reported to the magistrates ami public ollicers all I knew about thu death, and a minute itupiiry was pros ecuted over the whole island. Noth ing was discovered. Oae night, about three months af ter the crime, I had ,a f-arful night mare. 1 seemed to see that hand, running liko a scorpion or a spider over my curtains and walls. Three times 1 awoke, and throe times on go lug to sleep again I saw tin hideous member running about my room, moving its lingers liko feet. The next day it was brought to me. It had beeu found in the cemetery on the grave of Sir John Kowell. Tho forefinger was gone. This is my story, and I know noth ing more ah ml it. Had I an e pi in i' ion to suggest it would but overthrow your wild imag inings, I would not be likely to find accept n nee with you. My belief is sim ply that tho lawful owner of the hand was living, and had come in search '.' it with the one that remained to him. lint I have not beeu ahio to picture to my salisfact'on the manner of his re venge. Vo;u 'rilfli. An Oriental Hospital for Animals. The Jains, liko other liuddhists, have a strong respect for all animal life, not only that which is beautiful, but that which is weak, helpless, and even hideous. Thu hospital is but one e idence of this. The visitor describes the scene ill both ludicrous and pa thetic. "Tho monkey part of the hos pital was the most entertaining. A big ape supported itself on crutches; another sick imuat) was lying stretch ed full length on the lloor, gazing most piteously into the keeper's face. It seemed tube an object of deep in terest to all the other monkeys who clustered around it. Tho native doc tor shook his head solemnly, and if it had been a human being ho could not have said more tenderly that she was dying, in theje compartments were collectel, as it almost seemed, every known quadruped and biped on tho face of the glob old elephants, di lapidated bulfaloe', deplumed ravens, vultures, and bu.zards hobuobbled to gether with gray-beardel goats and ni jst foolish-lo ikir.g rams; rats, mice, rabbits, hens, herons, lauri ducks, for lorn old cocks, and sparrows, jackals, old owls, and geese, live hero in har mony side by side. I have been shown through palaces which interested mo less. We waited to see this curious medley of inmiles dine. When tho foo I which suited each class was being conveyed by a band of attendant boys to their various troughs, pens, etc., the noise and confusion were deafen ing. The monkeys in particular, with the peacocks -birds the most sacred to the Hindus and Jaina raised such a howl and were so importunate to bis served first that we were glad to es cape. Such is tho extreme to which Oriental charity is carried, iint, after till, there is something very noble and touching about this -infirmary' for tho brute creation. F.very one who finds any animal wounded, sick, aged, or dying, is authorize I to bring it here; and here it is really well cared for un til death comes to relieve it from all suffering. Who can estimate tho power of an institution that is contin ually caring for dumb mutes of the animal kingdom, who bear riot only nan's burdens, but his harshness and neglect, with the patience of almost sanctified beings." A Dollar's tVeilh. The one mltigaiing circum-danco about haid times and low wages is the increased purchasing power id' a dollar. The lloslon Ctmn n inl Hulhlhi has been figuring on the .subject, and comes to the conclusion that $1 will buy as much of the necessaries of life to-day as l.oo in 1ST.'., $l.:2 in IS.Vi, HI cents in is ."i, and $l.lii in lsj.. In other words, the purchasing power of a dollar is I per cent, greater than it was in IS'JJi, and .'12 per cent, greater than it was in 1K.V. A dollar will buy more to-day than in most pre vious periods in the history of the nation.- I.nwill, Mas., CuurUr. Signs of Affection. As a sign of affection, kissing was unknown to the Australians, the New Zealanders, the Papuans, the Fxipii niaux and othor races. Tho Polyne sians and tho Malays always sit down when speaking to a superior. The inhabitants of M.illlcolo, au Island utile Pacific Ocean, show their ad miration by hissing; the l'.x.juimaux pull a persons nose as a compliment; a Chinaman put:: on his hat w here we should take it olT, and among the same curious people a codiu is considered as a neat and appropriate present tor an aged person, especially if the aged lersou is in bad health. CIIIMHtKVS i oi.mx. I I v.- I. mi. i vtiiir ii.. ..u. I'ive llllle ulnle he.t U 'i- pi-t o'il el Hi.. iihiU, VV lull I he ill WW is .1 ! mid the lli;;ht wan M ; And they i iiihiI.- I theii iy '.hionh the sell wild elide. "iliiinih! We lire t'oie pn he inn liroiMiH!'' they i i ii.il. I '.'ll the Mill e lineup, tout ll..- Mill .-limill down, All'I III'' lillle white lll :i li uele Mhlilele.) llli.J lllown; were 1 1 1. ' i l Inei'M, tin if li le li:i. m nii-- 'Jlliy wi le Hi. thin;, hut I ......, nllel all. H'liller ...., li .Sf. . i. !..., TriMyN Ttont. Once Teddy Went fishing, Teddy's father went too. and his mother and t'nele ISutler and Aunt liutler and Miss Wilkins. t'nele liutler and Teddy's father rowed along, and Teddy stood in tho stern of the boat, and trailed liis line. All of a sudden there came u scream from Teddy, then a splash; iind Ted dy was in the water. "Teddy! I) Teddy!" screamed his mother. 'O o-h!" screamed Ami' ISutler and Miss Wilkins. "Save liim!" In a t w inkling Teddy's father bad Teddy in the boat again, all safe, though very wet. "l!ut there's my pole going oil," cried Teddy. "( h dear! oh dear!" "Well, there might as we'd be an other wet one," said I 'nolo ISutler; and he pull"'! of bis co.it and vest, and jumped in after Tel ly's lishiug-rod. lie caught it; and swam back to the b.:at;aud there be pulled in a lish, which was fas' to the honk -a nice, very large trout. "Its mine," cried Teddy; "I c night it!" I Sut Teddy's lather want to know whether Teddy caught the lish, or the lish caught Teddy. -Vuiith'x i 'uiiiti inn. ... mnl tii-ati'' li'it. Mrs. Custer, in I loots and Saddles," says: "As the the soldiera and citi zens know the Oeneral's love of pets, wo bad constant presents. Many of them I would have gladly declined, but, notwithstanding, a badger, porcu pine, raccoon, prairie-dog, and wild turkey all served their brief time as members of our family. They were comparatively harmless, and I had only the inconvenience to encounter. When a ferocious wild-cat was brought in, with it triumphant air, by the donor, and presented with a great flourish, I was inclined to mutiny. My husband made allowance for my dread of tho untamed creature, and decided to send him into the States as a present to one of the zoological gardens, for in its way it was a treasure. While it remained with us it was kept in the cellar. Mary used to make many re treats, tumbling up the stairs, when the cat dew at her the length of i's chain. She was startled so often that at last she joined with me in re questing its removal as soon as con venient. The tienfral regretted giv ing it up, but Kervan was called to chloroform and box it for the journey Colonel Tom printed some facetious words on the slats of the cover something like; 'Ho not fon dle.' They were somewhat superflu ous, for no one could approach tho box, alter the effects of the chloro form had passed away, without en countering the lieiy-ri'd eyes, and such scratch ings and spittings and mad plunges as suggested the propriety of keeping one's distance. Some deten tion kept the freight train at a station everSunday; tho box with the wild cat was put in the baggage-room. Tho violence of the animal as it leaped and tore at the cover loosened tho si its, and it escaped into the room. The freight agent spout a wretched day. Chloroform was again resorted to, and it was deemed a good riddance when the minimal was sent oil'. When wo received a letter of thanks tioin the Scientific. JSoarl for so splendid a specimen, I was relieved to know thai the wild cat was at last whero it could no longer create a reign of tcrorr. At one time the Genera, lamed a liny field mouse, and kept it in a large empty inkstand on his desk. It grew very fond of him, and ran overt his head and shoulders, and even through his hair. Women are no responsible for their fear of mice; they are born so. I had, fortunately, only to keep away from tho desk when the little creature was free, for it was contented to consider that its domain. The (Jei.eral, thinking at last that it was cruel to detain tho little thing in. doors when it belonged by nature to the fields, took it out and left it. on ttvi plain. The kindness was of no earth ly use: liko tho oft-quoted prisoner of tho Hostile, it was back again at tho steps in no time, and preferred captiv ity to freedom. K.l Mahdi has thirteen wives. He married the first when he was 10 years old. HEWN OUT OF SOLID KOCK India's Wonderful Tom pie Cave of Karl I. A Mavolous Structure that One would Take for a Superb Cathedral. Tho temple-cave of Karll, says a letter to tho New York n1 ul ut, is an illustration of the fearful lapse ef the ethnic faiths of Pagan India. The monks of Albania and other regi ons between the Adriatic and the .F.gean Sea, dug out many a cell in tho early days, and hiiiiey-combeil vast regions, where they spent their lives, ami were laid away when the long monotony was over. The Kuril cave-temple is very diff'-r-,nt in construction. It is by far the finest In India. To reach it, you take the train from ISouibay. and go nearly a hundred miles eastward, on the general line to Calcutta. From Kbandala to the Karli cave temple we had a ride of five miles on horseback. It was not long before we were com pelled to leave the carriage road, and take a path through the fields, toward the rango of mountains on our left, and by the time we were getting i accustomed to the path, wo b id to i leave our horses, and begin climbing I in downright earnest. Now, a climb 'in India, even to see its finest, temple cave, is no! aliitlo thing. My white pith-hat, with turliau of light cloth folded about, it, and then a double umbrella, of gray cloth, while within, seemed to help but little in keeping off the pressure of the heat on a late day I id the Indian November. When wo 1 reached the cool and shaded vestibule and threw ourselves down on the first broken stones wo saw, and looked up i into the face of the colossal stone god dess who sat on au elephant of stone, ; we were glad enough to rest, j The temple walls, and every pari of their adorning sculpture, are hewn ! out of the stone mountain. Were there no statuary of pagan deities, no 1 reminders of au early worship, and t were the count ry any other than In dia, one would taku this wonderful structure for a superb cathedral. Not many serious changes would need to be made in order to convert into au KnglMi minster. The cave is 124 feet long, forty-livo feet broad, and forty-six feet from lloor to ceiling. There are aisles on either side of the temple, separate ! from the nave by octagonal pillars. The capital of each pillar is crowned with two kneeling I elephants, on w hme backs are seated two figures, representing tbedivinilies to whom the temple is dedicated. These are of beautiful features, as, indeed, art! all tlin representations of deities in Hie Karli cave-temple. There is nothing of that repulsive sculpture which ono sees at Puna and in other modern Hindu pagodas. I saw no figures which were in part human and in part beast-like, i'.ach was true to its class, from vestibule back to altar. The altar, and the place where it stands, keep up tho re semblance to a Christian church. ISe- hiud it there ant seven pillars, which separate it fr.nu what, in a church, would cmi respond with the choir. There are a' together thirty-eight col umns in the temple. The grandest is the large lion pillar in front, which has sixteen sides, and is surmounted with four lions. All this great recess has beeu cut from the solid rock, which seems to be nothing softer than porphyry itself. The statuai y is in massive relief, and Consists of figures als ; clot I from the rock, like Thorwaldseu's lion, in Iai cerne. The great pillars are chastely proportioned columns, both base ami capital proving that they havo m' been introduced, but, like all oilier portions of the temple, h ive been cut from the solid niasi of which the whole mountain consists. They are part and parcel of lloor and ceiling. There is an outward porch, or vesti bule, lifly-two feet wide and liflceri feet deep, and on the heavy molding above there are figures of a man, a woman and a dwarf. All tliH, too, liko the whole spacious temple itself, has been patiently cut from firm rock. The only thing which is not of na live rock is a wooden covering or ceil ing. This has been the puIo of all the toilers in Indian archa-ology, and they seem to day to be no nearer a solution of the ilitliculty than when they began. The entire immediate covering of the temple is teak, a native wood, almost tho only ono which resists the whito ant and every Indian insect. Ucttin,' ThiiiL's Mixed. Her head was pillowed on his breast j and looking up in a shy way she said: 'Do you know, dear (icorge, that " "You mean dear James, I think," ho interrupted, smiling fondly at her mistake. "Why, yes, to bo sure. How stupid am! I was thinking this is Wednes day evening." Aw York tti. Ileiio l,ife of the Ani.inese. The Anam cue are not shining exam pies of thedoiiiest.ic virtue, saysa UMk. Ii mwriiU" Correspondent: Neither have they in their intercourse with one another that bland and self deny, ing politeness which characterizes the Hocial relations of tho Japanese in such au eminent degree. Hoth men and women w ill discount a London fish wife in the matter of objurgation. I have seen t wo women leaning out of ri spei tive doorways on opposite sides f the narrow streeti of Hanoi, making the welkin i im.' with vile reproaches and Instills, while the listening neigh, borhool smiled and applauded. The fire mi domestic, hearthstone.-, cannot be expected to burn brightly under dripping roofs of thatch and d rally wails of palm or bainboo mat ting. It is hard to tell whether tho husband or wife rules the most, though doubtless, as in eivpie I conn, ties, it is snlnel illles tlie one and sotnelimiM the other. I have seen a busbaud cha-tise bis erring wife with bis list in the streets of Haiphong, while in Hanoi, where the native pop ulation is evpeeled to retire early, I have seen a husband who stave I out till haif-pa -t eight o'i lock squatted at the door of his homo, humbly beg (ing to be admitted, w ith every prospect of having to spend the night in that hu miliating altitude At S onlay 1 have also seen au aged crone pursue In r in doletit and sen ile lord into a crowded thoroughfare au I lea l him back and compel him to resu mc some hoii.-whoM drudgery which he bad shamefully endeavored to evade. Iletween hus band and wife, therefore, so far as the subjection of either is concerned, the honors may be considered easy. Mar riage is a sort ol social compact, man aged on the part of the young woman by her mother. It is more than any thing else among the common class a matter of bargain and sale. With foreigners the marriage do couven unee prevails as in China, the im tlu-r selling the daughter to the stranger for a stipulated sum per month. There are no occupations in which young girls ran be profitably employed beside taking care of the Mipt rlliioiis chdd ri n of the f uiiily, except sometimes to assist at the hereditary labor or ti'.ubt or to leurn the minstrel business, thrum the guitar and sing in the fa-h-iou of the country -a fashion, as in Japan, adopted from the Chinese many years ago. The Tea iciuiis Turtle. A recent letter to tint New York :mi says: The acc unit published in the Nwi of alight between two tur ; ties in ISig Walker Poti l, near Sholin- . la, 1 'enu., and the relation of the sin ! gular tenacity of life shown by the i head of one of the turtles even after i decapitation, brings a gentleman from Huguenot. X. V., to tin) front W illi a ! story of au even more wonderful case. In this instance the geiitlent in and bis I brother had been spearing lish at night in a river near their home. When returning they saw in the water a large turtle ol the snapping lurirly. In an instant the spear went down, and between the prongs, when it came lip, was the uer' of the turtle. The reptile was lifted mil on tl.e hank, and the spear pressed down in the soil. The head was then cut oil and left fast to the spear, which remained sticking in the ground until m iiiniig, the turtle being taken home. Next morning the spear was wanted, and one of the youngsters about the tat in brought it in, bearing it alott with the iiead of the turtle still rem lining between the prongs. It was set down ! in the door-yard, and remained there until nearly noon. About, that time an in.piisitive chicken began picking at the heal ol the turtle. Suddenly the mouth opi ned and again collapsed, and bet ween the jaws was the head ol the iitipiiring chicken. It. w as even ing before the strength hil Idt the jaws of the tint It sullicieti: ly to allow the chicken's release. The chicken's head had I u crushed, and the poor little fellow was tlead. This is believ ed to be the most remarkable case on record, where gingliac motion has been retained for nearly twenty-four hours. A l.tiinl licason. "No, gentlemen," exclaimed it middle-aged mail, who was talking to a crowd on Austin avenue, "nothing in the world could induce mo to al low one of my children to cuter a school room for the reason that " "You hire a teacher to come to the house," interrupted one of the crowd." "No, it's not that. It's because -" "They are too sickly to go to school." exclaimed another, excitedly. "No, that's not tho reason, either. No child of mine shall ever attend school, because " "llecauso you don't want thorn to bo smarter than t heir daddy." "No, gentlemon, the reason is be cause I've not got any children." 'Y imjs. HiinicKfek. 'Jin- I'l'ie .st;y ,.lli te.,..- Lit Kil l Wl.l No rloll'l I'll'H 1.'- ,'liltllll, I '1 he iii.l.. l I'liinie iti iu iii!t! With li.'ll'.i-e i- III I..OI.I. .Mi. im 1 Ah. t a lin k, 11 till, A 'i.v l.ii'h in. ii 1 1 ii ii i t.v, A liiiiit.tin -iii-iini, ii rue'l hill, I Hi le 1 . 1 1 1 -I WMll f:tr. 'i lie lii..illil:liti-' li.-e. Iheil tni-l illow; 'I le- -In' i-l-h-ls -iii nil'! leap; 1 lie Vlli." blew il..' no, oil low. leiel. -Ii. .'... I vi'.l.'l- .e. .. Ml. lonelv ...II the ilpl lll I .illi-; I I..' ..l'ev -mile- ill i liai :s: Hil:'.. lij. Hi.' Ii'll rl'Hlll .:l , in ' t 1 h.-tlM i:..ill III"' I l:lill- . in. 1 , . .1 . ,4 ..!."'.,- and I. :;lel I'l. '. ... Willllll till' I. Mill . ..ii un -.ii nln I" left aie --I Wli.-'l h.-atl. are I. SI III Itolll". A I. iii I i.'i l..i.' i- tli it lii.'h I. -Is I in- I,.' .'. I'll '. ill.;.. I -. I il lire. 'I .an Ii"! I ill -I .hele il'-l e lo-t., All .'Ml. .1 ...ill I.. I.e. M ll.ii i,. i- li'r I ' Cur iv it III MOIMH S. "Sound bii-iness" piano-t lining. The teller is a man w ho soim-t imes ilo-s imt tell - but silently steals away. Numismatists declare that a silver dollar having eight feathers in the eagle's tails is worth bt cents. , The Sultan at Constantinople is n. lined Ismail I ley. His twenty wives m. ilo) him sign bis name t ). I !'. A celebrated pliysi.-iau boasting ut dinner that he cur.'d his own hams, a . guest observed: "Itoctor, I am glad to hear that you have cured some ' thing." j -M in is more apt. to be kind to ani mals thai love biiu than t.i the woman ! who docs tho same thing," said (ieorgo i Idiot. There is but one explanation: ' Hack talk. Nothing bothers a modest, but hungry old hen so much as when she has made a hearty breakfast off an ! old shoe-lace and litids the unfortunate shoe at the end of it. ' Kmployer to clerk "I don't object ' lo your going to a funeral once iu a while; but I think y ei might bring me home a lish or two." Nun blush mi the end of the clerk's nose extends rap idly to his i ars. "Well. Johnny," asked Mrs. iMimp sey, "did you and papa go to church this uiorning?" "Yes," replied Juhn- ny dolefully, "but somebody else was ! in our pew, and we had to go and sit , up in the garret." The male codfish always takes care of the eggs arid young. The only peace in life which male codfish enjoys is when he get.-; salted down and J stored away in a grocery, the i nipi i- ' iter of w hich doesn't advertise. i The llniiie of Hie Cleieblliils. Holland Patent is a pictures.tn; country village of about six buinltel inhabitants, sil naicd on the I'tica and Ilia, k 'liver roads, twelve miles tenth of I'tic.l. The Cleveland homeste r : is a rambling wooden structure, t.wo- and a half-stoi ies high, with wings at I taelted, erected when timber was more plentiful than at present. The grounds surrounding are set w ith evergreens, ornamental shrubs and beds of Mowers. A long row of majestic elms on tho ' east side overshadow the homestead ' and grounds, and maples on the south add to the shade. Miss Cleveland at tends the Presbyterian Church en the illage green. It was the pastorate ol ' this church that her father was called to iu I ".;(, and it was from here that his liineral was held a few months l iter. In this church Miss Cleveland, t her mother, brothers and sisters regit I trly attended divine services l.tr over twenty years. Then the family soal I tered, I nl their p w on the south side ! of I he church, near the trout, is still i preserved for tho cbildicn whenever : they arc present.-f"fr. (A. f.) nl ! v ' ;. Tired Only tine Way. j "Mo' her. did you say I can't go b.i I the i ink to night ';" j "Yes, Mamie, I did." "Why, mot her V" llecause you have been there every day three limes lor the la-llbreo days, and so much exertion will ruin your constitution." "Why.l'in not, a bit tired, mother." "Well, if vou are not, come and i help me wash these dishes. "(i, pshaw, I'm that kind of tired, but riot the skating-rink kind." j She helped wash the dishes all tho same. ' A I'aiiiniis .lewel-!lo, l'.aroi i Adolph Rothschild has io j ceiitly purchased at an almost fabu i I nis price, the famous jewel-box which was presented in l"b) by tho golil j smiths of Nuremberg to the Iiitko I All.rt'cht of Havana, on his marriage I with the Princess Anna of liavarla, , the renowned "Anna with tho golden hair." It is of enamelled gold and richly ornamented, and is altogether j one of the most pelect gems of media val art iu Kiirope. Lontluu Truth. iew mi n i mm

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