mtmyiuiuimvrt i Mm l)c Cljntljam Hccorfc. II. A. I.OJIOJN, LD1T0U AND PliOlT.lLTUH. 1 Sljc l)atl)om ttctorfc JiATKS ADVERTISING Om siiiaii , one inse rtion I LOW (tni' s-.piaro, two insertion 1.50 One square, our month VfiOO For larifiT :iivrrtijuii'iit libeial con tracts will In- iiiM'lt'. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, One copy, 0110 year - $ 2. Of One copy, fix mouths . . fl.m One copy, thice month - - - M VOL. VIII, PITTSBURG', CHATHAM CO., N. (, JANUARY 21, 18-0. NO. 20 if if J if cw II I II . II II . . . a i w Beyond. Ringed with bine mountains. Oft, when link' 11, Dreamed I of smnu hiiig R'ml llidilnn beyond; Ships and shining sea, Towns and towers haunted im Dreams niado me gla I and l.if Ibj boyond ! Ringed witli blue welkin, Oil now, as when a I id, Dream I of soinf tiling glai lliddun bo.rund, Something I cannot lr Haunts and cnlii-ei inn; Dreamt make me glud nnd sn i What lies beyond ? H'llliam t'nwo'i i- tltmi li'nNt. SCARRED FOR LIFE. Some classes of men, like rival can didates, seem to le born enemies, just Hi! it is with some animals cats and logs, for instance. Wlien troops are stationed in a German university city, the officers and students are certain to quarrel. The same cordial relations ex ist between them that might he expect ed to prevail if a few Texas centipedes and tarantulas were placed in a bottle and shaken up well. In the year InII the- students at the Polytechnic School of Carlsruhe, Baden, Germany, and the army officers stationed nt that city were in perpetual session, to speak. They were lighting almost every day. There were several students' societies at the Polytechnic School; the Saxon in, the l'ranconia and Havana, and when the members were not lighting duels among themselves or drinking beer, they were having "personal diilieulties.' as David Crockett use I t call such oint discussions, with the i Hirers of the army of the (Iran I Duke of Baden. During one of these street exhibi tions a corps luirsch of theSaxonia came very near being made acorpse by an officer, who miule use of his sword on the street and on the person of his nntagonist. As it was, (he student's coat, a borrowed one, was cut and slashed in several places. Whenever the students and officers met in the leer saloons, if they were sober enough to converse at all, they used language towards each other that would not bo tolerated in this country outside of the halls of congress. The bad feeling finally culminated in a duel between Lieut. Von Hoi, and a student named lluum, it member of tho Bavarian society, which unpleas snt affair is the subject of this sketch, the writer being an rye witness. The quarrel started at a masquerade ball. They called each other bad names, and lung diatribes and beer bottles, mak ing good line shots across the table at each other. Next morning liauin sent a challenge to the beutcnant. who re plied (list it would aflord him pleasure to murder Bauni, but it was below the dgnity of an army oilieer, who was also a baron, to tight with a plebeian; he, therefore, was compelled promptly sud defiantly to refuse the challenge. Several more street lights occurred, all of which failed to calm the excite ment. When the dueling societies beard that Lieut. Von Holz w.uild not fght there was a wild yearning on the part of the students to challenge him and all his friends. A secret caucus was held, and the students sent a com munication to the colonel of the regi ment, begging bun as a special favoi lo pick out s-even of his officers who needed exercise and excitement, and the students would pick seven of their numbrr who were suffering from the samo cause, the ule.i being to have seven duels with sabres. The dueling sabre is not a safe thing io fool with, as it n ver misses lire, and in the hands of men who are not careful, accidents are certain to occur. Tho officers appreciated this fact and refused to go into joint session at all, with sabre.-, but ISy offered a com promise. There was in Carlsruhe at that time an army officer who besides enjoying the high reputation of being a black 1 3g and a blackguard, generally, was also remarkable for being nearly seven feet ta!!. Now, in a sabre duel the man with the long arm has all the advantage over the man with the short ami. The former can carve up the latter at his ease, while the other candidate cannot reach far enough with his sabre to make the connection. The army oflicers were so kind and lonsiderate, and so utterly opposed to a. lylhtng favoring of unfairness, that they relaxed theirdignity to the extent of proposing that their blackleg. Count Leiningen that was his name -should with his long arm, fight the whole seven scholastic gladiators. This offer was about equivalent to a man with a long range rifle requesting an antagonist with an Indian club to Uckle him at a thousand yards. The s'udents met again in secret conclave and sent back a very sarcastic commu nication, suggesting that when Count Leinlogen's friends had sawed him in two the proposition wou'.d be taken up from tin table on which it had been laid. Tha some more street fights followed ni a to titer pt course. One afternoon a few days after the proposition fur Count Leiningen to offer up the short-armed students in succession I happened to be strolling down tho principal street of Carls ruhe when a carriage stopped in front of me an 1 a head was stuck out through tho window. I recognized the head as being the porsonal proper ty of the senior of tho Bavaria. ''Come in here," he called motioning with his hand. I obeyed without hesitation. The carriage door was closed, nnd the vehicle rolled on. There was in the carriage, besides tho senior of the Bavaria, Herr Giescn, another mem ber of that dueling club, and llerr liiuni, tho student who had the row with I.icut. Von 1 1 oh. In the bottom of the vehicle were three or four ha-k-et-handled dueling sabres. "We want you as a witness to the duel that is coming off right away. You are tho first corps bur?ch I've seen on the street, and as there is no time to lose I've just picked you up," said the senior. "So Baron Lieut Yon Holz has changed his mind about fighting with plebeians," I replied. 'No, be hasn't changed his views, but 1'rince William, th brother of the grand duk", changed them for him Prince Willi, mi gavo our little lieuten ant to understand that if he did not light he would bo kicked out of the army. That's what brought him to his milk. S i he went over as soon as possible, lie is wailing for r.s now, with his seconds an 1 an army doctor, in the gasthaus yum adler. It is going to be a very serious matter and I want a w itness to sec that they don't crowd us or lie about us afterwards. These military men are great strategists." In a few minutes we drove into the court-yard of tin; hotel and carried the w eapons up stairs. On the large danc ing seal, where the dispute was to be arranged, where three gentlemen. Lieut. Von Holz, Ins secomt, and a doctor. The latter was unconcernedly threading a curved nee lie to sew up wounds. On iho table was a basin of water and a sponge, also an open case of instruments. The Germans are very business-like in all their under takings. Lieut. Von Holz, tho cause of this prcspective trouble, did not impress me very favorably. He talked through his nose, which he held up in the air, possibly to facilitate his How of elo quence. It whs n very largo nose, with large nostrils that looked as if they were looped up at the sides. Ho was rather short and stout, and looked far from enjoying himself. On the other hand, the lieutenant's second presented an interesting appearance. He was a tierce looking, little old man with shaggy eyebrows, a hooked nose that gave him tne appearance of being a cross between a rat terrier and a bird of prey. He was a venerable surgeon relic of the Napoleonic era. Of our party 11, mm supplied the good looks. He was a dark-haired, blue-eyed young fellow, and as strong asa lion. Giesen, tic: senior of the Bavaria, was a big, broad-shouldered, red-whiskered giant, whose face was adorned w ith various and sundry scars that he had acquired at (lillereut universities, (iiesen approached the Napoleonic veteran and informed him that liauin would be ready in a few moments. There was -a brief consul tation in a corner of the largo dancing room. "Now, my dear boy," said Giesen, laying his hand on his principal's shoulder. "If I had known about this before, I would have taken it otf your hands; but it is too late now. You have never practiced w ith a sabre, and unless you do precisely as 1 tell you, you will be cut all to pieces, for your opponent knows how to fence. You must not fence him at all. You are stronger and quicker than he is, and if yr n climb right on him, and cut away Hi him as hard as you can, you will throw him olf his guard. Don't give him time to cut back at you. As soon as 1 give the word, run right up to him, and make use of your natural advantages." Ban in nodded his head. There was a look of determination in his knit brow and set mouth. The opponents t Kik their place..in silence opposite each other about fifteen feet apart. The program whs that, at the word of command they should advance on each other. It was'agreed that (iiesen should give the word. "Fcrtig-los," said Cdesen in a loud voice. The words seemed scarcely uttered before Bauin was upon his antagonist, dealing out a succession of terrific blows that could not be parried. Lieut Yon Holz. began to move backwards, but Baiim followed him more furious ly than ever, until the lieutenant had reached the opposite side of the room. "Halt," called out the Napoleonic veteran, interposing his sabre. The combatants paused and took their Cor nier places T had supposed this dm I was to be carried on according lo the code, I u' I see 1 am mistaken. Your man should keep Ins prope distance," said the old veteran. "Anil I," retorted Giesen. with a magnificent sneer, "'supposed that this room, which is nearly fifty feet squ ire, was big enough for these gynvia-tie exercises, but I see 1 aiu mistaken. If Lieut. Von Holz ciunot lia I room, to maneuver, I expect he will have to go out in the op-m uir, when! there is more scope for his strategic aiiiliiy. As it is I havo no objection lo the door being opened, if it will make him feel more comfortable." The old veteran snapped his eyes at tho audacious Gies"ii. and then whis pered a few worlsto his principal, probably suggesting that he u.ohis sabre more ami his legs less. The lat ter nodded assent and said he was ready. "That was splendid," whispered Girsen to his in in, who w.n eiger for tho second round, ".lust hit a little quicker, if yen can. H i will slick this time. The next round will settle it." Once more the word was Riven. Once more tho Mil lent rushed at his adversary. Tins timi llr; lieutenant did stick. There w.is a fierce, clashing of blades. Tho 1 euteiiant utlercd an exclamation of pain an I reeled back wards. His w hile shirt was covered with Mood, which gushed from hit head in streams. Om; of the sledge hammer blows of the .student had caught him fair ami squ ire i,n the left temple, the wound extending around tho outside corner of the left eye, through the cheek across th:.- nose, w hich whs laid open the breadth of a linger, and into the right cheek. The cut was at least an inch wide, and probably much deeper, several large arteries being cut. The doctor, assist ed by the old veteran, had his hand" full to stop the How of blood. ' I presume," said Giesen, leaning over to look nt the wounded man, "that there will be no more military exercise today," and leaving Lieut. Von Holz in the hands of his friends we retired from the room. That night there was a "coinmers," or general jollification, at the club room of the Bavaria, at which, there is reason to fear, more wine was drank than was good for the health of those who participated. It was six weeks before Lieut. Von Holz showed his aristocratic face in public places, and if he is still in the land of the living he can be readily identilied at long range by the scar across his face, which is convincing proof, if any is needed, that occasion ally main strength and awkwardness, when backed up by pluck, triumph over skill. B.ies from luinntoii Plants. The great variety of colors and dyes obtained from common plants, grow ing so abundantly almost everywhere. Is apparently known to but few per sons except chemists. The well-known huckleberry or blueho: ry, when boiled down, with an addition of a little alum and a solution of copperas, will develop an excellent blue color; the same treatment, with a solution of nut galls, produces a clean dark brown tint, while with alum, veidigris and sal ammoniac various shades of purple and red can be obtained. The fruit of the elder, so frequently used for color ing spirits, will also produce a blue color when treated with alum. Tho pri vet, boiled in aso ution of salt, furnish es a set viceable color, and the over ripe berries yield a scarlet red. The seeds of the common burning bush, "euony. mous," when treated with sal ammoni ac, produce a beautiful purple red. The bark of the currant, bush, treated with a solution of alum, produces a brown. Yellow is obtainable from the bark of the apple tree, the box, the ash, the buckthorn, the poplar, elm, etc., when boiled in water and treated with alum. A lively green is fur nished by the broom corn. A Duck Hunter's Odd Craft. A man in South Bend, Ind., goes duck shooting in an odd emit, which he calls an "invisible boat." Ho has cut one-third of an entire boat's length down tothe water line. The remain der is made, water tight, ami in the stern a mirror (twenty eight inches high and forty-eight long) is placed so that the glass reflects the water in front and the decoys. Behind the mir ror the hunter sits and paddles his boat toward the ducks, making his ob servations through a small spot in the mirror, from which the amalgam has Wen removed. As the boat moves up to the ducks they can see their own relleclhns in tho mirror, and in some instances swim toward the boat. When the hunter is near enough to shoot 1 e drops the mirror forward by loosening a string and gets two effect ive shots one at the ducks en the water and one as they rise. niif.uiu.xs' coLiin." l.rOH ii.l p Land. t.nnd morning, fnii iniiid. with lashes brown, Oin you tell mo th way to Womanhood J own ' I Hi, 'his w iy nnd Hint way never a stop; "l is picking up sliiches grandma will drop, "l is kissing :Iih baby 's troubles away, "f i- Icnining that civm word, never will pro-, Tis helping mother, 'lis sewing up rent, "J is ri-mhns and phiv.n. 'tis Miring I lie cents. '1'is loving and smiling, finfriting to frown, till, that is die wny to Wmnniihood Town. lust unit, my hnivo I n) m inijim iit, I ptny, Manhood 1 own lies i.eic can yuu tell lite way flh, by toiling nnd li v.ng c reach that land. A i'il Willi tlic In iid. a h t willi Ihchaud Ti by rhmhing up flic -Iim p hill, Wink, 'lis by keeping out Ilin wide street, shiik, "fishy nhviijs Inking the wink onti's pint, 'lis by giving iliu tniithet ii happy bcjitt, 'lis by keeping bid thoughts nnd action-. low n, I ill, that is the way to Nfiuiiond 'f-iivn. And the Ind and liio luneb-n inn hand in hand io their fail estate in the (.run ii up I. nnd. C'ty awl 'oiiiitr'j. Two IVnj. The snow lay on the branches, the ground was growing white, and t he sun, whicil had been so bright in the morning, was hidden by a gray sky. From his perch in a tree a forlorn bird looked out on the wintry land scape. "What a dreary day!" it piped, dole fully. "Not a leal left on the trees for shade or shelter, not a thing on the bare branches I o eat, and now the ground is so covered with snow that we can't pitk up anything there. Likely we'll starve to death this win ter. The sim that was so bright in the east this morning is nowhere to be feen now, when it's needed most. There is nothing pleasant anywher "What pretty wdiite snow!" cawed another voic--, cheerily. "And we have such a coy box of a house that we needn't mind its coming: it will only cover up the roof and mako It all the warmer. It covers the ground, too, to be sure, but what a good thing that there is a granary so near that we needn't want for plenty to eat ! This snow will make the ground all the richer for next year, and -There! it's grow ing lighter in tho east: and if the sun sets clear, wo shidl have a line day to-morrow. What a grand old world this one of ours is, where things fit into one another so nicely!" Tho.io two birds were side by side on one perch on the :,e!i'same tree, but they were looking different ways. Furiairti. .'lever llnrsrs Pome of the ingenious feats of the more clever horses have a clow re semblance to human actiuiis. Take the following case, narrated by Mr Smiles in his "Life of lOnuie, the en gineer." "A horse called .lack was one among many employed at the prec tion of Waterloo bridge. The horse was accustomed to draw the stone trucks along a tramway to a place whero tho stones were required. A benr shop was, of course, opwno I near the works for the special use of I hi 'navvies' and other workmen. The driver of .lack's truck was an honest sort of fellow, named Tom. who had one special weakness an inability to pass the beer shop without taking little.' Jack was so accustomed t this that, though a restive animal, he waited contentedly till Tom came out of his own accord, or until the appear ance of an overlooker startled the man into activity. On one occasion, how ever, -.hen the superintendents were all absent. Tom took so long a spell at the ale that .lack became restive, and the trace fastenings being long enough, the animal put bis head inside the beer house door, and seizing the aston ished Tom by the collar with his teeth, dragged the lay man out to the truck F.very man there understood the ac tion of the Imrse. and great heciiine the fame of .lack among the host ol workers." Mrs. Lee mentions a horse which, having to cross an opening on some planks, and these having become slip pery by frost, scattered with its f -et some loose sand lying near over t to ice-covered timbers, and thus secured a rough surface and a firm footing This is precisely what a niHn would have done tinder the circumstances. Sorry He Ever (Jot One. "Mr. Dusenberry, what are thest automatic couplers which are being introduced 't" "Don't interrupt me, my dear. Set I'll have to go over this whole col umn of figures again." "But what are they, Mr. Dusen berry V" "What are what, my dear?" "Automatic couplers." "Oh! Y'cs, I know. We've one ol them in the house, and I've always re gretted getting it.' "Where is it?" "In the Bible. Our marriage certi. ficate, my AtAt."Philah1phia Call. 'THE ITM-RAI, Ol- A KING. Ceremonies Attending the Burinl of Alfonso XII. Unlocking tho Coffin and Shouting in the Dead Monarch's Ear. Arrived at the Kscurial, the special solemnities of the occasion took place. As the funeral car approached, the door of the monastery was closed. The lord chamberlain knocked '.hree times. A voice inside demanded, according to the prescript, "Who wishes to enter?" The lord chamberlain replied, "King Alfonso the Twelfth." At this an swer tho portals were slowly opened and the prior of the monastery appear ed. The body was then borne into the church and placed on a raised bier be fore the grand altar. Then the minis ter of justice, removing the lid, said, "Huntsmen of Kspinosa, is this the body which you received on the death of King Alfonso.'1" "The same," re sponded th ch'ef huntsman. "Do you swear it?" "Yes, we swear it," This assurance having been added to the testimony already given with inde pendent formalities by the king's phy sicians, confessor and minister, the lid of tho collin was let down, not, however, as yet for the last time, and the bier was covered with the four cloaks of the noble orders of Spanish chivalry. A thousand tapers lighted the 7w7rV itiu'iiitc, and had, it is easy to imagine, a splendid elfict in association with the vast and sombre, though richly decorated, interior oi the ancient pile, and the crowds of sorrowing friends an 1 subjects mov ing silently about the wreathed pall. A mass was said and the "Miserere' sung, and then the coffin was raised once more and carried by titled lieges of the realm lo the entrance of tho stairs leading dow n to the vaults. Here the most striking part of the melancholy pageant occurred. No one descended the stairs to the vault ex cept the collin bearers, tho prior of the monastery, tho minister of grace and justice, anil the lord chamberlain. The collin was placed on a table in a great chamber or vault, of black marble con taining the deceased rulers of Spain, who sleep in huge marble tombs dis posed all round. It must have been a thrilling moment for some at least of those assisting when the lord cham berlain, unlocking the ciflin, which was covered w ith cloth of gold, raised the glass covering from the face of the dead king, and, turning to his compan ions, demanded silence and attention. Then kneeling dow n, he shouted three times in the monarch's ear, "Senor, senor, senor." The monarch answered not; the "right ear," soon to be Milled with dust," heard only the sounds of another world. But the hist appeal addressed to him in this fashion must have had, forthost standing at the en trance to the vault, an awful seeming of response; for it is said the echo of the triple summons was caught by them and seemed a cry of despair, as it no doubt was a w ail of anguish, for it caino from the lips of the Duke of Sexto, King Alfonso's fa vorite companion. The sovereign ly ing dumb, the duke rose, and follow ing the ritual, said: "His majesty does not answer, Then it is true the king is dead." The conclusion as framed appears somewhat loose, but it is part of the programme. Locking the eollm once more and for the last time, the lord chamberlain broke up his wand of oiliee and thing the pieces at the foot (A Ihe table whereon the collin lay. Lnn-lnn A'lrtrlistr. To (lie Hornet. "If I had been Solomon," said a curb-stone philosopher, "I don't think I would have sent the lazy man to the ant." "Where would you have sent him?" inquired a man with a tin oping nose, wlio needed shaving badly. '1 would have sent him to the hor net." "And what good would that have done?" "A great deal, my friend. One hor net would have taught him more about enterprise in five minutes than he could have learned from a whole colony of ants in threo weeks by the closest kind of observation. If you want to limber a man's joints in a hurry, send him to the hornet, every time, and you won't miss it. The hornet means business from the very start, and don't you for get it." - Chi'Oio heihjer, . Not That Kiud of a Day. Mamma Clara, you have not been a good girl to-day. Now, instead of helping lo throw stones at that poor old rag-peddler, you should have told your playmates that it was wrong. Yon should try and do somebody a kindness every day. You know the rhyme; Count that day hst whnee low descending son .'ee hi thy hand no worthy action dona. Clara -Yes, mamma, but to-day was cloudy, and there wasn't any sun. Teaching Benf Vulcs lo Spe.d-, Deaf mutes may be taugh'. to speak and to iindi rstuud articulate speech by merely watching the motion of the vo cal organs. This method is by no means novel, as it has long been prac ticed in some of the schools of Kurope, and t he earliest attempts to leach the deal and dumb to pcak appear to I have been as successful as those in i modern times. It is recorded in his tory that a deaf man was taught to I pronounce words and sentpnos by ac F.nglish bishop in the yi ar iiv". and from that time isolated clashes of the .-ami) sort are mentioned till the lattei part of the eighteenth century when a school for the teaching id articulate speech to mules was started in tier many. The method of this teaching is very simple. It consists meiely in training the pupil. Iy imitating tilt posdion ,-md action of the vocal organ; j of the teacher, to utter articulate ! sounds. This, it is found, is not ! very d.lti nil, task tor the pupil. 1 1 1 it is extremely tidious, rquiiiiig lonf and iiiiiliteriiutting practice, and th' greatest patient on the part of tin teacher. I n Germany this art of lip teaching has been much nun e success ful than it has ever been in l.iiglaiid oi America, perhaps because the tiennar language is more adapted than tin Knglish to acquired sp,ech on thi: plan. It seems to be generally ad milled, how e it, by all schools tha have tried this me'lio I ol in -I rm I ion that. !hi'ii,'h it is oft, ii highly success fill in special eases by the help o much individval teaching, it can no be used io any i fleet in large iiislitu timis where cl i -s nidniction is abso iutely necessary. Amdher system bowei er, has h en introduced of lab years into Lnghsh and Americai schools. It is called visible speech and was invented by A Melville Bell a professor of vocal physiology in I'.ng land in llv It consists oi a specie of phonetic w riting, based not up n sounds but upon the action id tie Vocal organ in pioducing I hem. Th characters oi this universal alphalm reveal lo Ihe eye the position ol Mies organs in the formation i f any smim which t lie. human mouth can utlei In l.Mi'.t thU alphabet was lir.st applici in Pngland to t he :nsl ruct ion of dea mutes, and in 17! it was ;nl lodm e. by Professor Abralritn Bell, the son o the inventor, into the Clarke lnstitu tion at Northampton, Mass., where i is now the only system of articulatioi teaching iisfd. Profess. r Bell s,n,i ! after opened a school for ins! ruction teachers in this system in Boston j which, we think, is si ill can ic I on.-- I I 'liirii,,, 1 1,!, (.-, ,, "The Swamp Angel." When Genera! iidmore bil l out hi plan of operations against harledoi ,"s. C, and its defences in Ihosiimme ofl'io, he decided to plant a baiter, in tho marsh, at some point whence i might lie possible to reach the wharvo and shipping of the city vv it h shell. The marsh here was a bed i f sof black mud, sixteen to eighteen lie deep, overgrown with recl.i and gras traversed bytorlnnis, sluggish wato courses, and oveillovved athi;htid Here, at a point midway between Mor ris and .lames Isi tnds, luily live mile from the lower end of Charleston, on strong platform of logs, place I direct ly on the surface of the marsh, bu strengthened beneath the gun plat form by piles driven through the inn. into the solid sand below, and tilled be tween with sand, was planted the bat t'ty. It mounted a single gun. an S inch rilled Parrot gun. The gunner were protected by a sand bag parapet Aug. 2i. 1 ''!, General Gilniore de nSmded the surrender of thai b si on Tho demand being lejtctcd lire wa opened from this gun upon the city Seveial shells did reach the lower par of the i by. and caused much d.unag by exploding among the warehouse there, but no iersoits w etc harme I The Swamp Angel, however, oi l no long continue to terrify the harles toiiians. Being fired at a consider, ihl elevation, with a charge of sixteet pounds (if powder, and impelling projectile weighing l-'ii pounds, i burst at its thirty sixth nisi hargt As Fort Wagner, fully a n ilc mare the city, was taken. September 7. am lis guns turned against Charleston, lh marsh battery was put to no tin the use. lutu -i niti. Youth, Ace and Knowledge. "Y's, sir," said Jones to Smith, "a nvn grow in age and experience thej advance in know ledge. "I don't think so," replied Smith. "Don't think so? That's ri'the singular. The opinion 1 hold on th J subject is the universal opinion." I "It may be, but I have myowt; opinion, nevertheless, and it is tha I the younger we are the tnoro weknow When 1 was a youth 1 knew twice a: inuca as my lamer. Now 1 am agee and I don't know half as much as mj son."- -Boston Courier. What Is Idfe, o.'iinr i Mi i ra; i I stream KuH'iig ouwntd to the ocean. V. hnl is liti .' -n troubled dieani, I uli ol i eident :oi'l motion. Wliiit is lile.' II, p nirow'n flight. 1 lint mocks On- ki" iici.t gnet's eye. XV lint is ,il'. ' u gii-uui nf light Itirtiii.; iloeugli n stoiuiy sky. 'A !,-.t i- Ide' a v.uii'd I ilc, lit-cpii lino mg. ipiickly lold. VV lull Is Till:.' a M-ioll pjilc, ,iui-tiiiig whili! wu liellnld. iVkit is l.te' h smoke, a v.ipor, swili'y inaigled waii the uir. hill 1- lite' -il d.l illg taper. I he - io I. licit glims lo disappear. Whi.t is I'd ' a fl 'Wei i lint lilowi, Ni pi il I y Hie lrii.-t, mid ipi.el.lv dead. '. le.t i llli''--the Mil l.l'Olll re.li. Ihr - scMiriicd ul uii,ii and withered. S'H-ii is hb ii I'O .nil, a cpan, lnmiliMit 'i'l:et.l g'Uil' fo,in tlice. W Ii t is lh lli -i i in-, i tni mini' Thy e.iiniiiiju on eteu.ity. lll'MOROrS. A fresh roll the actor's new part. ( The ghost of a smile Smelling the cork. An auctioneer does as ho is bid, a pi'Stman as he is directed. A Irien 1 in need is a friend who generally strikes you for a quarter. Vesuvius is uo pimple, and yet it is very frequently in a .date of erup tion. A hi lie differs sci;ievv hat from a cowboy. 'Ihe more p 'vvder sho uses the h -s dangerous .she grows. "I'm dyeing for love," remarked young .lintis, as be put a little d -ilit tonal ' "lor to Lis moustache. When a miner has been eaten by a gri.ly, the western people speak of 1 1 1 1 i as being admitted to the bar. How do you tell a fool w hen you see one?" asks a correspondent. How! By the Kind "f questions he asks. tiirl.s who wish to have small, pret ty shaped mouths should repeat at frequent intervals during the day. "Fanny Finch fried floundering fish b r Frances Forbes' father." Dialogue between mamma and her live-year- dd daughter : "Mamma, do you tell lies.'" "Of course not, my ihild." "Mamma, does papa tell lies?" t eriainly not." "How is it, then, that you don't always agree?" A gentleman generous in his con tributions tor church purposes, but not ivgul.tr m lus attendance upon public wor-hip, was vv.ttilv described by a i b-rg in in as being "not exactly a pdi.ir oi the eh ii rih, but a kind of a living buttress, supporting it from the outside. Ihe "Miiva" lieineilj. Although tattooing is coiitinr-d to tho lower orders of the Japanese, round w hite spots arc I be seen on the skia "I ahoos' every native of Japan in all ranks oi life. These spots are known. Dr. I'.,ti p- tells us. as "mox i," and they are pr ilm o l l y burning tho flesh in a peculiar way, with the ob ject of cur. tig some disease. The W lief in the efficacy of moxa is univer sal in Japan, and Mm Portuguese and paniards mn-t have adopted the samn faith, in its power to allcvi-tt" or cum deep seated pain for tlay introduced both the treatment and its Japanese n ime into l.urope. This is said to he, the m.uitier in which moxa is prac ticed in Japan. In May he leaves of the ii'no 'i'jo'i . are powdered and dried, and the mass is cut into small blocks or pieces. One of these pieces is la d on the body and set on lire -o as to burn slowly away. At first the operation naturally produces a sore, nvu'eor less deep according to the intensity of the heat The soro soon heals, hut thero is left a sear for-evi-r. Those w ho have be:'u subjected to this remedy" say that it is by no mi, ins so painful as what would bo suppo-cd in the absence of actual cxpe i ;em o ihe Healthiest Looking Went First. Two ve irs ago I escorted a lady I from the West with t wo of hir chil i died to see Dr. I laminond, to whom : one of the children was submitted tin- d r tho belie: that she had epilepsy. I The doctor examined her closely, burn- I'd her back along the spine, and gave : general direcCons for her treatment, l directing that sho be brought back to I biic again in a year. We were about j going away when Dr. Hammond asked it the other child did not need treat ment. he was the picture of health and the mother said as much laugh ingly, never thinking for a moment that the se-cond child was in any way ailing. Dr. Hammond, however, called the child to him, and made sot; e littlo examination ef her. especially about the lungs and told the mother she ought to W very careful of that child's health. That was two years ago. The child treated for epilepsy Is now strong and heilthy; the either child has been de;td a year,--AVw Tor I