3LI)c l)ntl)cira ttftorfc. II. A.. LONDON, EDITOK AND PROPRIETOR. IIATKS ADVERTISING One squarf, one insertion- 11. Wf One square, two insertion"- 1-M One square, one month For larger advertisement liberal con nuts will befmade. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, $1.50 FIR YEAR Strictly !n Advmct. VOL. XJI. P1TTS1K)R() CHATHAM CO., N. C, MARCH 27, 181H1. NO. :?. mm Look Vp. By night the heavens cradle roe. !be while I I droaru my dreams, 'And when 1 waken, air how small my lit -' tie chamber seenis. it on your sou! the changeful world casts daily doubt and terror, Look up to the eternal skies where never Mar makes error. ON THE TRACK. The night w tlark, anl a drizzling rain was f al iug when I arrived at the little railroad station at Hi mil's Piai rie, ami the first man I met there was Abe Wilder, the drawbridge tender. dismounted and fastened my horse, and the one I ha! I ecu loading to a tree on the shelters 1 side of t lie station buildiug. I had coma la the station full of eagcrne-s to meet my wife, who had been awn on a visit of a couple of days to her sister in II . We had beon man ic I only a few months, so that her short aM-.-usa from our pretty home 03 tho prairie had been greatly fell by me, and lover-like, I was full of long ing and unxicty for her safe return. So my disappointment was all tho grcittr when Ale told me the train on which she wa oming back to me was two licurs late. Hut, to while away the time, Abo pr iposcd that I should go witli him to tlia bridge:, oaly a short distance down the liack from th ' sta ll'. n. To this I consented, the more readily because A'o had b.vn m rival for Annie's lovi) beforo we were mar ried, and my whining her heirt and hand seemed to mike him very unhip py and down-hearted for a t:mo; but for all tb:.t he h.id shown mo no ill wil'. Oa t'le contrary, hit had ap parently bvo i t h-j mist sincere and heart-felt congrat I'utnus an I well wishes for our fu urn hnppiuoss and wclfaie. Sowh'n he asked uio to go with him to tho bridge, 1 did not hesitato to mcept the invitation. We walked down the track side by sid '. 1 tlid most of the talking, for he sccui:d uneasy aud nervous, and I thought that in this way I Could best culm him, and make hint fo 1 less cm barasscel. The di-tancc from the station to the bridgo wat only about trn minutes walk, aud we arrived there without any interruption. 1 notice I, however, that Abe. became mcro and more excited every moment, an 1 was about to ask what troubled Inn, when ho turned upon me suddenly, his eyes ablazi with the light o f innducst. "Curse you!'' he hissed, grinding his t tli and bending his face cIojo to mine. "You have robbed m of all that makes lifo worth living. Tonight you shall prove to in; if you are worthy of that love." Wo were standing in front of the lit t'e house at the end of the bridge, and the light from the open doer fell straight upon his face. "What do you mranl" I cried in hor ror, for I could sea that a madman, bent upon iimo fiendish purpose, whs standing before me. His face was flushed and swollen; tho veins upon his neck mi l forehen I stone) cut like cords ami pulsed feverishly; his glit tering eyes were red nud bloodshot, while hia lips were drawn anil pile, and bloodiest. "What do I me in?" he mocked. 'Just this: I would givt my lifo for a smile for only a smile from tho woiniiu 1 love. Now I want to see what you will give for her life."' "Abi, you aro einy," I cried with as steady a voice as I could command. "Right you aro. Crazy, mad, iu ssiie, aud ycu havo helped to iniket me o. Only for you I might hav.i been the happiest man on earth today. If you picvj tonight, however, that you are worthy of tho lovo of which you cheated me, 1 11 forgive you, and die with yen." "Well," I said, "If I had thought that it was to l'sten to this non'enso that you inv ted mn to come with you, 1 would certainly have refined. So I will bid you good-night." I turned to walk away; but in a mo ment ho sprang upon me and with n blow from a coupling-pin he was hold ing in his hand, ho felled me to the ground, intensible. When I returned to consciousness I found myfcif gagged, and bouud with chains to the irou laiis, and so sccuicly that I could not move my feet or body, but my bands were fiee. I locked up an 1 saw Abo standing above me, watching me closely with a demon's leer upon bn face. When he saw that I recognized him, he sat down on tho ground beside nio, and rubbed his hand in glee. "Iliad it all planned so nicely," he said in exultant tones. "It could not fail to catch you. I have been planning and planning, and wailing and waiting, ever since the night you and Annie were married. From that night, some how, 1 could not bt.-liofo that joii loved her a' dearly and deeply a I did, and 1 could find no rest night or day for that thought. Tonight, however, I shall satisfy myself, and if I find my sua picions were fa!:.e, and you love her belter than your life, 1 will die with you; if, on the ether hand, tbey aic true, I shall not hesitate to kill you as one usurping a place that belong to another." I could not answer him, and when 1 attempted to removj tho geg from my mouth he beat mo with a stout 6tick over tho arms and hands uutil 1 de sisted. 'Hi. ha, ha!" he laughed. "You sec I had it figured out very closely, even to the providing of thissticc for keeping you in order. You mud un derstand that I intend to do all the talking, and want you to pay strict attention to all that I say. Wo have an hour or more to wait before the train conies along, si that wo neei not b iu any hurry. (Still, I suppose you are somewhat curium ti find out what I intend doing w.th you; but wait with patience and you shall know all about it in good time. I have to go and set out the lights on the bride now, so that when the train comes tho engineer can see thein and ci mo right along w ithout nuy fear of dinger. But be fore I leave you I must fasten jour band, so that you can do yourself no harm." Ho then fastened stout cords around my wrist aud bound my arm to the rails also, and in such a way that I c u'd not move an inch in any direc tion. Then he left me. 1 could see him lighting anil placing tli'' lantei ni on the bridge, which bo did in un easy, leisurely way, which wa a torture alone f ir mo to behold. M ; hands and arms were becoming tire ! and began to ache, so I bent my fingertips downward to find som thing to rel them upr.n when they touched some ill ug i moot h and cold. I man aged to turn my head far enough nrmind to see what it was. It was a pistol lyiug on a croi-st e just under my hand. I could uot reach it, how ever, to grasp if, and I know that evm if I could it would le of no service to me, bound as I was, hand and foot. I strained my eyes to sec if I c mid p i sibly move it some where where it would le out of sight of Abe, and where I could reach it again if my hands wero fieed once mere. Yes, if it ccu'd be made to fait of! tho tie on the sido nearest to mo it would be in darkness, and witLin easy reach of tny hind. Hut could I get it there 1 strained every muscle to make iny bonds as loo.io as poss.blo, then I bent my hiud dow nward an 1 with a snap of my linger I scat the pistol spinning round aud round and the next moment it fell over the edge of the tie and wa hid. den in tho darkness. 1 had barely succeeded in hiding tho weapon the best way I could, when Abo rcturne . Now everything is ready," he said. "AH we havj to do now is to wait, and while we aro waiting I will tell you what I have planned to do, with your niMstanC!1. A I snid In fort, I don't think that you love Ar.nie a well us I do, but I nm going to give you a c'uinre to prove that you d and this will be tho test: The train with your wife on board will be along hero in lcs than half an hour. You arj lying w ith your neck on the ml, mil the wheel will piss over you, and, of course, yon are lend in the twinkling of an eye, and tho train will pas on in snftty. En! you can save yt'iirelf if you like. This rope" (an 1 he hcl I the, end of ono up before my fac ) "is attache 1 to the end of a bar of iron swinging on a pivot at tho other end of tho bridge. If you pull the rope tho iron will swing ac.ro-3 the track, anl upon strik ing against a piijt r'ghl opposite will tumble oil tho piv.it ski I re-t tquiroly ncross the rails. The engineer, teeing tho signals all clear ahead, and being two hours lute, will c nit right on with more tliau usual tp.'cd, and llnio will bo a terrible jar and a crash and the train i wreckod; but you havo saved vour neck. Veiy nicely planned, isn't it?' When ho pause I to sen what iff el thi speech had upon me, I jerked my arms a if trying to get tlicm free. "An, yes! I'll unfasten your arm now," he said, an ! in a mnii5nt he cut the ropes that bound them withakn fe. Then he continued: "Yes, l i xp ct you will wnut to use your arm h-foro long, and having them stretched out in that way is up", to maka them st ff nnd useb'S." When my arm were freo I attempted unco more to rim vo the gig from my mouth; hut as before ho beat mo with a stick until I desiste I. I wa lielple. Minu'e after minu'o passed, and I knew that tho Iraiu woul 1 come along presently. Ev.'ry in mien t I imigincd that 1 foil tho vibration of the wheels along tho rail under my head. Aba was sitting besidu me, listening intently for tho first rumbling sound to rei.ch his ears. When he heard it I knew that Le would place tho tops in ui hands and give me the choice of wrecking the train or losing my H'a. I shall not attempt to describe thi thoughts and feeling that went through my brain and body, for that wero im possible. l'rcsently I threw out my hand and it fell upon the pistol, which I had for gotten nil about since Abe's return. Now, however, my fingers grasped it firmly and I began to think how I could use it to save myself nnd at tin saint time avert the dangir to the coming train. 1 never knew how it happcnel, but in a moment my hand lifted the weapon into the air. Ale saw it, and sprang to his feet, and in ado an attempt to tnke it away from me, when it explod ed; then he staggered backward a few slept and fell to the groun 1. When the noise of the piitol shot stopped ringing in my cars, another sound leached them. Tho rumbling of the train came to mo along the rails from the distance. A few minu'es at the most, and it wou'd be up n me. I tore the gag out of my mnuth and shouted. I yet held the pistol in hand. What use cculd I make of it! I could put an end to sny life. But tho rush, ing, rumbling wheelsofthe train would do that for me, and only too soon. 51 eyet fell upon the signal lights on the bridge and anew idea struck nic. I turned my head and saw the headlight of the locomotiva not far away. Tlio next moment 1 raised the pistol, took good aim and fired at the signal lantern on the bridge, but mis-ed it. I filed again and ajain until the pistol wa eiiipt-, but with the same result, for the 'nntern wnsstiil gleaming brightly, swinging to and fro in the wind, as if beckoning tho train to tome nnd de stroy me. The glare from the he.nl light of tho locomotive seemed to bo right above me, tho roar of the train drownel my voice, and the jir of the rail under my head felt like an electric current run ning through m body. I closod my eyes nnd waited for the end. Suddenly the jar and noise stopped, and shortly I heir 1 voicoi close besido me. I looked up an I saw some people, bending over m ; but I w.m too weak to speak. Tliey released me from the rails ami carried me on board the train, and I knew nothing more for many slay. When 1 returned to consciousness I wa told that the enginicr had seen the flashes from tho pistol when I fired, and had succeeded in stopping tho train when within a few feet of where I lay; but not before it hail run over the body of Abe Wilder. It was several months Lefore I recov ered sufficiently from the shock of that hour of terror to move about. It mad) mo an old nriu in uppearaure; for my step are feeble, ni cheek nra sunken aud shrivelled, and my hair is white as sn ow. Timet- Vi mo:rat. A Nation of Bather. Among the working classes in fiam even the fo.toons of cobwebs rarely uttnict attention, though they may bo black with ago and dust and smoke (for theie are no chimneys to the houses, nnd the cooking is all done inside). And yet in their own way the hiameso are a very cleanly people. They aro a nation of bathers, and, frcm infancy, nlway induigo in a regular plunge two or throe times a day. The children oro amphibious, and rather morn at home and iniuh happier in the water than in tho hou-e. While the fastidious Amoiican house keeper, who is forever busy with mop and brush, wou'd be shocked lit tho untidy domestic habits of tlu ts auiosn matron, she, in turn, would consider the nnti-1 athiug customs of the aver age Americans ipiilo a r-puldve; nnd with good reason might plead that if oarclesticss were excusable in either case, the house woul 1 suITt less from neglect than the person of its occu pant. A rosstim Hunting Hog. I.oui Crawford, an obi colored man living on a farm five miles from Bir mingham, Ala., has a freak of nature in tho shape of a razor-back hog, for which he ha refused f 10(1 cash. Tho bog is a natural-bom possum hunter, and uncle Josh lu.s no less than fifty bides this season as evidince of his bog's pro we s. He was in Birmingham recently with his ikins and his razor back, which follows him around like a dog. T.to old mm tell a very simplo story of how he discovered the animal's queer instinct. Oro night while going through tho wood le discovered tho hog under a tree giutiting furiously and rear ng tip against the trunk. Ap proaching the tree and looking up he discovered a big. fat wi sum. Having a similar cxperenco several times he came to the conciu-ion the animal was a natura born possum hog, and, mak ing a pot of it, ho took it to the woods frequently with spleudid success. rHII.DRUVS (OIIMX. A MIMlKF A liitle rloud, one siirum-r day. While roaming o'er the sky so blue, KfKun to scowl and pout, and say " h. dear! what is there 1 can do?" Now. jurt below it, midst the corn, An old man stood, with hoe in hand, In tatteicd l io'.hiiip. all forelom He seemed at work upon the land. ' Ha' ha'" the cloudlet laughed, and aid. "Now, here's a chance to have some fun' I'll rain upon your hoary load. My ancient fuend, nnd make you run." Hut though the cloud raine l hard and fast, The farmer wouldn't budje a bit, Till in a pet the cloud at laM fried out. ' I ntversaw nii-b tiritl" Iteeause the farmer wouldn't scare. It sulked and frowned the livelong day, JIow could it know the figure there Was just to keep the crows away" Jtf: Trn'-'. HOW 1IOH11V MAW. IMF. WoF KI.FP. Hobby Sevcrns had a great ambition to bo a huutcr, or cl e the ambition was so great that it had U dby haul and fad. Anyway, hunting was bis one nnd ouly thought and th- ma by day and by night hunting red wild ani mals, of course; and a mouse running ncross tho room af or night wou'd have upset hi courage, quite. ' Oil, w hen will I ever be big enough to have a gun? ' ho dcniandc 1 of mother one morniug cot so long after Cliri-t-mas had collie and p no, and still found him pining for the pin he dreamed of almost constantly. J)ocs my little boy really think ho would bo to ninch happier hunting fictco wild animals than tiring hard to barn his lessons and please and h:lp hi mot he. V nske I moilier, with one of her looi.s that "went right through,' os Hobby said. "Not all the time, of couri". mam ma. I'd stuly and work, too; but if I only had a gun!'' "I have heard," s ai 1 m jther, thoug'it fully, "of a way of vanquishing wild beasts without a gun, which fcems to me a great ileal braver." "Oh, you mean killing them with swords and spears lik 'h nvaget do, " sniff 'd Hobby, in did.iiii. "No," siid minimi; "1'vo heard that if a man is brave enough to stand firm nnd look a wild b ast in the eye, it will turn and flja from him, which I should think would bs all on could ask." "WhcwT ' wm all H ibby could say at first le this astonishing statement. "But, minimi," be gathered himself together enough to sny, at last, "how would any ono ever get skins and tusks and things in that way?' 'You see, 1 was thinking about a man who was too brave to butcher nni mals just for the inonoy he could get for their hkius; but who would only want to conquer his real enemy for Ins own safety, you see, and uot for tho sake of taking life. I think there aie things a tcrriblo as wolve for a boy to ovcrcomo. I'd rather hear a wolf snnrl than a there's company." Hobbio went away looking pretty much a ho might if hj had got hi gun nnd had fired a double charge, and it had kicked and upset H ibl (Severn completely. Miybo he was upset in somu of his notion about 'things, any way. "Seo here, Kite!" he wa just bo ginning to sny in a very snappish ton he ha I us 1 very much of late whon anything went wrong with him. "I wish you wouldn't be forevtr " Why didn't ho go on and finish his fault-finding? Why did h1? slop on tiptoo opposito the parlor door? "A perfect bear about the bouse," ho heard the glib voico of Mi,. Tel man rattling off with "(His" nnd "Alts" and "dear nvtb" and "dread fills," plentifully besprinkled. I don't see how ths poor woman enduro such a life ; and thi boys arts like a pack of snarling wolvo. " That wa all he wanted to hear," "bears nnd wolves." In some one's home, right in that town, tool "Yet nnd in this house," he thought, "If 1 didn't sec ono poking hi head over the banister just now. H ibby Keverns, you'vo just got to be bravo now and look that wolf in the eye until hosklllks away. "I say, Kit-," he rupoited aftor a minule, in a tono so different from the first, that a stranger would have thought Kate had one cross nnd ono pleasant brother; "if you can get any good out of that old geography, look at the picture until your eyes are tired." And Katie eyed Hobby in such a wistful, surprise), p'.eised way that ho slipped up and chucked her under the chin, and add :d, ' but what do you cyo mo that way for, S.si" "'Tituse you're such a dood Webby 'is time," wa the gnil. less answer. "Then 111 keep on hunting wolves," said Hibb to himsulf, "and maybn this is what mil her meant, anyway." Xem Tori Ohs rr. Harvest time is the hay -day of the Tear. CRANKS AND CROOKS How the President is Guarded Against Their Visits. S'x Officers Scrutinize Every Whits House Caller. "Why should not any p-rson who happened to be so disposed attempt to assassinate the I'resid-ut at one of his riccptions?-' queried a repiesentat ive of the Washington St jr. 'Simply for the leason that it would be very d tlicult for any individual so inc lint d to n nth the picscnee of Mr. llairison," replicl the White House usher addre-sed. "You don't seo why, but that i beoiU'O you never looked nix ut you when you havo attend " I n reception at the executive mansion. How many llicers do you suppose surveyed you critica'ly while you were passing into the cloak room? fix in all. Not one of these men but ha bad year of experience, iu the police service. They are so tiaincd every man of them that they ra i to 1 at a glance j ist what sort of person cich gu st who enters is. Ttvo classes of poo. pie are chi'll to be looked out for crank and crooks. The crook ore iend.lv disreiuible by the educated eye tin ir aspect ulwa; s bctiays them. A for the cia:ils they aro distinguislinb.e with cii il rea li tcs. The tak of making them t ut is rendered easi-.r, to login with, by consideration of the fact that three- fouilbs of all mild lunatics r.ro tray on religious topic?, of curse cure lu a while n visitor gt ts ;n hoie who is not entirely sane that is una voulalda necessarily. But it it n very exceptionable ca c. A' nn almost in variable rule I can tell a crank nt the fitst glance, nnd if I do not another of the guanls will." Tho typical crank is almost unmistakable. He, rupposing him male or female, for that matter has Utile chance to pas the sentries nt the door and beyond. Kach of those sentries, nni rt fr -sis his nculenes of j inception, is a man of grent iuuculir strength. Come lit r , Jiml'' The guard cal'e l up one of his fel . Iowa and I ado b in di uble bit arm. It was as lianl as a rock and ns big as an ordinaiy man's thigh. ' This is the sentiy who stands at tho beginning of the reception line in the doorway," he continued. "Suppose thnt you are a crank, how far do you think you would get in an assault upon the I'resident before you arj grabbed nnd disarine 1 and thrown out into tho si n et to bi carried oil to the nearest police station? Not very far, I gueis. I tell you the President is as closely ft ititi.'d in the Wh te Houso as if it were tho strongest castlo that ever ex isted. "The minute we seo a person whosj appearance does not satisfy m entirely we n.k him whathis business is. Unless hi reply is satisfactory wo pursue the inquiry. A mm c ilk'd here the other day to see the President with a tin bix under his arm. I prcsed him closely nbout his errand nnd ho finally said he had a new kind of religion iu (ho box to show to President Harrison. That sotted In in. Once ill a while, una voidably, a drunken man gets into the White House at a reception or soin such entertainment. It wo ild astonish you to see tho way in which a person so i.ff. cted by litpior i thrown out, being passed along from one guird to another until he reaches tho driveway. It is clone so quickly, practice making per fect, ns to excite no nttanti in. Per haps tho funniest of all the ipi-or peo. p'c who come to the White II ime aro those who demand permission to visit tho most privn'o rooim f the President on the ground that they, as representa tives of the public, inn the establish ment." Tliey Are (iood Swimmers. In many patt of New Zealand horses are kept by the government for tho ex press purpose of taking traveler ncross rivers in which fords will often change every week, and it is beautiful to see how bold, ami yet how sagaciously cautious sucli horse often Income. "If you hive got the sense to lot the old horse alone, he will take you ov.r nil ri;;ht,'' is the marching orders usually given to the trawler mounted on t no of th .'P. hor-cs, to cross a river in which no man nnd no boat could live, and iu a country where mora colonists havo been drowned in fresh water than in nny other part of the worl !. Too rapid an 1 too full of t inber and rocks f ir any boat, too beniimblngly cold for the b-sl swimmer and the best human lung in tho world to live in them a quarter of an hour; these rivers, fl n tied with snow water, can often only bo crossed by a very powerful, surefootcl, courageous horse, that knows where to swim and where to walk, or by one that has a rider on hi lack that cm hn him and consult him by turns. M u in unfit d fals. A rat 4o00 years 1 Id is not altJ gether a fa miliar ol j i t to Englishmen, and ton sc.iicely bo regarded as nn every-day visitor to thcsi shores, Pnyj the London TV' graph. The arrival, thtrefore, of ll'J tons of n:rh cats in Liverpool if nu incident that cannot but lay a heavy strain up in the British ca pacity for rxpei iencing um ifr. meat. Not the least aslou shir.g feature of this unique event is that tho cou-igumcnt in tpiestion, described with commercial crispuess as "a parcel ofcmbalmel cats," consists exclusively of fciu) mummies, aj t!y. but u c dentally, t u led fiom a catacomb in centinl K.'.vpt. Tin re are no lower than ISO, 1100 tif these swathed and spiced re mains in the "parcel" that reached this country a few days ago, sad they have already been sold for fertilizing pur poses to a Liverpool manure merchant, the auctioneer who disposed of them Using one of the deceased cat's heads as a hammer wherewith to knock down the "lots." According to a correspondent, it ha long been believe 1 in Egyptological circles thut a huge cat cemetery was in existence "somewhere al oil" on the left 1-.11k of the Nile. O.u day lust autumn a fellah hitsbun Iniau, while cu gaged iu the igricu.tural pursuit of d igging at a pliicc called lt-ni Hassan, il.tct m rod 111 s r.rc cnt burial giound by a very simple process. 'I he toil which he was tinning up su Idenly gave w: y under him, ai.d l e fell into a pit which, 01; !ui ther cxauiinuti ui, pr ved to be a spacious subtcri aneao cav:, ten anted l y unci unit d legions of dead cat. Evciycneof the e corpses had been sedulously embalmed and swad dled, so to speak, in cloth cerement", ;a tho vciy be-t style of the under taker's cri.f., a practiced iu the land of the Pharaoh some 2J center e be fore tho commencement of tho Chris tian era. The news of this strange discovery spread swiftly through Beui Hassan nnd the ad ji.n.ng districts, whence laborers toon flocked to the new y opened cave and set to work w ith nvght ami main to disinter its venerable occu pants. Why these cats had be n iiiiiin initied, and xthen tbey had o m to le arranged so sy. -tciii.it ic ally ia ilieir sub terranean quarters, were secondary con siderations, nilurally enough, to the bucolic Egyptian mind :u fact, "llm sort of thing no fellah could under bland;" but the jicdsants of the Nile arc keenly alive to the commercial valuo of embalmed "cats and dogs and each (discener beast, to which Egyptiin do tards once tl.il bow," riilur as high class naiiuro or ns a peculiar ly quick nnd frag: an. com bustible. With exemplar,- p'omoti tudo ami dispatch, threfore, they dug up somo hundreds of tliousanls of umm mies, several "lots" of which were purchnsj 1 on Ibn spot by local farmers, while others found their way down river to tin storehom ;i of an Alexandria merchant. This wmthv, being of a speculative turn of mind, shipped t lu-m off to Liverpool "on salt, or return," wh ire they fetched a trill) less than la ton. T.iin, for a matter of thiee "ponies" or so, a llritish "bone-buyer" has bacoine the. solo possessor of near y "iltljOJd fine ci J crusted E-vptiaii cats, each one of which, at the time of its tit: cense, had been deemed worthy of special eiub.il 111 -tut nnd honorab'e sepulture, accord ing to the ntcs of Memphis, Bubistis and Thebes, "in that iaso madn and provided." Tho Stitches in n Shirt. The following singular calculation of tho number of stitches in a plain shirt ha been made by a Leicester scam-tress: Stitches in the colbi'-, four rows, ".OHO; cross ends of same, 5"0. buttonhole and sewing on button, l.V.I; gathering ueck and sewing on cot In r, ll'OI; slitch iug the wristbands, 122N; end of w ri-t-bandc, PS; buttonholes in wristbands, 14; hemming slit. fit; gathering sleeve, 810; setting on wiist band, MtW; stitching on shoulder straps, 1MS0; hemming the bosom, .'I'.'ll; sewing in sleeves and making gusset", 305'; sesving up sub) scam of sleevos, 255-1; cording bosom, 1101; "tupping" the flceves, 152ti; sewing all other seam anl setting sidj gusset. 1272; total number of stitches, 20,010. . .twin I! j:h'ic. Nothing Like n Change! Dr. Knowall Jty gtod sir, wha you want i thoroujh alteration of cli mate. The only thing to cure yon is a long sea voyagel Patitnt That's rather inconvenient. You see I'm only just home from a sea voyage round tho world. Ixndo Punch, A Sure Slsrn. Mcrritt You aro getting q lite a nun. Little Johnnie Yc. JIa has stopped cutting down pa's clothes for me. Kpxh. Beginninir Anew. Trery day is a fresh beRimiin?. Every morn is the world made new. Vnti bo are weary of sorrow and siuninp Here is 11 beautiful hip.- fir you A hope (or me and a liojie for you. All the past things are past and over; The tasks are done and the tears are shedJ Yoterday's errors let yesterday cover. Veterd.-y's woun-.li. which smarnd anj bled." Aie healed w ith the healing whith night ba shed Yf-terday ii" is a part of forever. Mound up in a sheaf, which ioi lulls' I lit-h'. , ith irlad days, and sad days, and bad days, which net r Shall visit us more with their bb-om and their bbt-'bt. S Their fullness of sunshine ot sorrowful Mi;ht. I Every day is a fresh beginning: I Listen, my soul, t the glad refrain. I And. spite of old sorrow, and older sin ' ni up. I And puzzles forei v-ted and possible pain, j Take heart with the day. and btyin apain III M0KIH S. ! ( old as it may le no man cares for a coat on his tongue. Mr--. Lirnkin- (read ng the finnncial page 1 What are stock quotations, any wnrf Mr. L. S vi k quctitii n? Those, from Shakespeare. First Boarder There's a good deal of l.eat in this soup! P.'coud Boarder Well, you should Lij thankful that there is something in it besiles water. She Como 111! Ymi must excuse us. I've been up ill apu for twj days 114 Yes, 1 heard you had three otbef beaux. You're up in ariin too much Ye, Augiis-ir, we believe il is bct lor to have love 1 and lost, than never to have loved at all. It i better foi the jeweler, and the florist, and tho messenger boy. .Man of the House (coldly) To what nm 1 indebted for the honor of this visit? C.lb r (with folded document) To the f'nm of All w ood A Co. - o 3. I'm their new collector. Mistr 'ss I nm very much disgusted with you. Servant What is tho ninN let? Y iiat have I done.' Mistrets You us,.d the suite brush in shining my shots that you did on your own. ' If it is due that men in a way par take of the natuic of what thoy feed on," said the hungry bocrder, "tho men in thi house certainly cught to bo plucky,'' nud once 111 -re he sighel as ho tackle I the inevitable fried liver. Husband (rending paprr) I sea they have arrested some men for shooting birds on th'! wing. Wife Sirvcs them right. Tiiey shou'd shoot them on the lir.c I or on the foot. You men have no idea how ugly n spoiled wing looks 00 a ha'. In a Birmingham (England 1 hotel thcro is an announcement, that ail pro- ; fune poisons will bo shown to a room kept purposely f"r swearers. A I driiukcu man was rricntly reminded of j this rule, and ho asked to hi taken to tho np.iitm -nt. II; was told to go to il by a certain tlo.tr. It w 11 t lies dour to 1 the street. Mrs. Tracy's Cliurlly. Tho sad death of Mrs. S.-cretnry Tracy nnd the unselfishness of htrlnst hour, oils to inuid an incident which came to my knowledge two years nga through a womiii whom sho nilcd Mrs. Tracy was known to ba most cou sc ent iously charitable, but few under stood how thoroughly the concealed from her left hand that which her right h ind did, an I it pained her to hear some 0110 commenting on the luck of leal charity displayed by the rich their deeds of chanty costing thcitl nothing inasmuch as no personal sacri fice was involved. The words clung te Mr 1. Tracy's mind nnd she decided that; her next act of chanty would cost l.r'r sonic trouble. The woman to whom I havo above referred was ono of Mrs.' Tracy's humblest pensioner! and at this time she was greatly in need of careful nursing, for her disease w.n cancer and of a most painful character. Day oTter tiny, Mrs. Tracy went on foot to the poor creature's hull"1, cared for her ia every way, swept and cleaned her room and saw that sha was comfortable, re turning to her homo with some triflingi excuse to account for her nb-ence. Ilef protege would never have known tho cause of so much unselfish kindness, had she not one day remonitrnteJ with' her for what seemed needles waste of time and labor. To relievo her mind,' Mrs. Tiaey told her that it was her only way of reilly paying her debt to God. Mrs. Tracy's last act of self-sacrificing kindness to her husband, when in the' midst of smoka and flames, attests thai sincerity of those word. Kpoeh. A Reasonable Objection. Biardor Wo are raising a subscript tion to get a rocking-chair for that: poor lodger. Won't you givo'some thingt Lao J lady Not much. His roomj Is r!gM oVer nilns. pfch

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