&hr l)ntf)am Becorb. Ctattem 11. Jk. LONDON, EDITOR AND PROPHLETOR. RATES or A D VERTI8 INC TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, One square, One insertion One square, two insertions J One square, one month - 1 1.0 l.M 2.00 $1.50 PER YEAR Strictly In Advanot. For larger advertisements liberal coo lacts will be marie. VOL. XII I. PITTSBOKir, CHATHAM CO., N. C, FEBRUARY 26, 1891. NO. 28. To the I nattalnabte. htnr. how m iny tbe songs t bring to you, Woven of drram-stun"s, pleasure and rain, All the song, of my life I sin? to you, And you hear, and answer again. Though no rhyme do your dear lips say to rue. Til. my poet, sweet songs you brine, When you sniili tben the angels play to me Times to tin' silent eongs you sing. All my soul goes fortb in a song to you, All my deeds lor your fake are done. AH my laurels and bays lirlong to you. In your name are my battles won. Just by living you make my life dear to me, Though your Hp never (.peak my mime: 'Tin your bands thai in dreams appear to me, Ilriiighi;- mcnll thai I ask of fame. What llouxli here you are wholly lost to roc, Though ou mver will know or fee. Iliougli life's pain lie iliis worship's cost to me. Am 1 no' richer limn great kings be? Have 1 not jmi.in tbe holiest heart of me Von. in the eji wlii'b eo you alone? filiall I not iie to your .--ml, which is part of nie. Till you shall nict me and know your n "Ml? ;K. e;liili in Longman- Maga-inr. A FAMOUS DUEL. I he duel vvliieh gave the field of lilii'li! sburg. iirnr Washington, ils fiiritlit ninl world-wide notoriety was that of .lame Barron ami Stephen Decatur, both nice is in tlio I niicil States Navy, on llic 'J'2t of March, 1!K'. In tl e long ninl bloody record of the !." inf-ci itoil upon I lie history of thi; I'm ft half century of our national existence, this melancholy mid unfor tunate rifl'.ir ranks second only to that in which tin: hiii ruled Hamilton lout hi iifc ft Wechawkon in tl. At the lime of hi dentil Stephen Decatur was Ihc most In illiant and conspicuous figure in the American navy, nnd few men in any of the walks of public life attracted a larger share of ubiie at tention or had a stronger hold upon the nfle. lirna of the p( ople. Ilia domestic relations were as happy and charming as his public career was brilliant. On Lafayette square in Wn-hiiigtou he built the comm diou and elegant mansion which still bears liis name. Hum were divpln-cd tlic trophim of Ini prowess mid glory. Hcic the accomplished wife who adored liini dispensed a hospitality ns relincri ami eli-aul as it was. hearty itigueri the q tii-en of n circle that for brilliancy and accomplishments ha never been exceeded in. Washington. To tint careful reader who follows, the long correspondence between tlio two the conclusion is almost irresisti ble that nlihongh the challenged party. Decatur wnt, in fact, the aggressor. Tho culmination of the quarrel be tween the two men was the result of a long, series of events, extending through several years. Singularly enough, its origin may be found in certain event largely iiislrumeiital in bring on the war of 1HL.'. In 107 Barron, who had attained the iHiik of Commodore, was pithed in coinuiaiid of the I 'nited States frigale Ches'i pcakc It wan just when our n flair with France had assumed their most threatening s ect when war with that power seemed imminent. The Vessel, after it'al -i omg hasty repairs, bad been huniediy manned, provi sioned r.nd mdi red to hen. Her decks were encumbered with stores, nnd lier crew were unririilcri in their new quarters anil duties, dust on! from tho port of Norfolk it was overhauled by the British ship Leopard of fifty guns whose commander demanded certain alleged British deserters said to be among the crew of tbe Amer ican. Barrow refused to surrender tiie men, and thereupon Hie Leopard opened lire, killing three and wound ing eighteen of the Chesapeake's men. Wholly unprepared for action, the lat ter vessel was forced to strike her col ors, though her crew managed to lire, one gnu by a coal brought from the cook's galley. Thereupon the British commander boirdcri the American and carried off the alleged deserters. His action was afterwards repudiated by bis Government, the men were re stored to tbe Chesapeake, nnd a money indemnity wa paid. This outrage upon onr flag excited universal and burning indignation in tbe public mind A court of inquiry was ordered to investigate the nuVir, and upon its recommendation Barron was tried by a court martini. By thai body he was found guilty and su pend ed from rank and pay for a period of five years. There i little doubt now that tliis sentence was wholiy unde served; that the fault lay not with the commander whose vessel went to sea unprepared for action, but with tbe superior officer who issued the ill timed order. As has so often been tbe case, public clamor demanded a victim, and Barron must meds be o fit red up. Decatur was a member of both the court of inquiry and the court martini. B, rron believed be should not have served on the latter after baring fo; men nnd expressed nil opinion in tlio former. Alter his suspension Barron went abroad and remained away for a number of years. When the war of WJ wns over ho returned to Ibis country and applied for restora tion to active service in the navy, tlio term f his suspension having expired. This application Docatur, now in tho zenith of his power, opposed with all his influence. The Hi st in the long series of communications which passed between the parties was from Barron lo Decalur, dated Hampton, Va., Juno P ll. He writes: 'Sir: I have been informed in Norfolk that you could insult me with impunity, or woids to tliat effect. If you have said so, ou will, no doubt, avow it, and 1 shall expect to bear from you " Iecalur replied : "Sir: I have receive! your com munication of tin 12tli instant. Whatever 1 liuvu thought or said in tho very frequent and free conversa tions ! have bud re-pecting you and your conduct, I feel a thorough con viction that I never could have been guilty of s much egotism ns to say that I could iiisn.t you (or any other man) with impunity." I'roin this point the ctnTC--poudeiicc continued nt great length, and with cver-iiurcnsing mperity on both sidos; yet through it all one cacnot but let his sympa liy go out to Barron, lift was broken by years of ill health and bowed down by the weight of a sen tence which he felt to be unjust. Ho was so nearsighted that to his friends ( not to him-clf, an encounter with pistols uiiiit have scunrul the idieerest madness. It whs to thi infirmity be alluded when bo wrote: ".Ml I de mand is to be placed upon equal ground with you; such ns (wo honor ble men may decide upon as being ju-t and proper." Continuing be say;.: "You bine hunted me out; have per secuted me with all tho power and in fluemoof your office, and have de. dared your determination to drive nie from Ihc navy if I should make any effort fo be employed ; nnd for wh .t purpose or from what other motive than to obtain my rank 1 know not. If my lifo will give it to yon, yon shali have an opportunity to lake it. And now, sir, I have only to add that if you will make known your deter mination and tlio name of your friend, 1 will give that of mine in order to com b le the necessary arrangements to a final close of this affair." Decatur evidently d'.d not intend to give th" other tbp slight advantage of bc'ng tbe challenged patty, for be writes in reply: "I reiterated to you that I have not challenged, nor do I intend lo challenge you. It h evident that you think, or your friends for you, that a light will help you, but in li 'bting you wish to incur Ihc least possiblo risk. Now, sir, not believing that a light of this nature w i l raise nie nt4 all in public estima tion, but may even have a contrary efl'ecl, I do not feel al ail disposed to remove the difficulties that lie in our way. If we fight it must be of your seeking; and you inn t take all tbe risk and all the inconvenience which usually ut tend the challenger in such cases.'' Ilisa singula: fact in that this unfortunate iifl'air no tliicdlv worded challenge ever passed between the parlies. In reply to the foregoing Barron wrote: Sir: Your letter of the JlMli ulti mo I have received. In it you say that you have now lo inform me that you shall pay no further attention to any communication that I may nitk to you. other than a direct call to the field ; in answer to which I have only to reply that whenever you will consent lo meet me oil fair ami equal grounds, thai is, such as two honorable men may consider just and proper, you are at liberty to view this as a call. The whole, tenor of your conduct to mo justifies ibis course of proceeding on my pari. As for your charges and remarks, I regard Ibein not, particu larly your sympathy . You know not Mich a feeling. I cannot be suspected of m iking the attempt to excite it." To this Decatur replied: "Sir: I have received your com. munication of the t '. ti, and mn at a loss to know what ymir intortion is. If you intend it as a ch.-illenge, I ac cept it and refer yn-i in my friend ( omniodore Bai- bridge, v ho is fully authorized by me to make any an angemenls lie pleases, as regards weapons, mode or distance." This note was dated .Ian. CI, lSi'O, and the fact that several wcks intei vened be tween it and the fatal Hireling uonld seem lo indicate that some difficulty wa experienced by tlio seconds in a ianging such terms as wi.uld put tin; parlies upon something like a fuir aid equal footing. It was finally g ii d that tlic wo'ijmus should b 3 , ,.r.,i ,!,. t'.r .ljl-;i, i ! i pncC. It wtw further settled, in concession to Bairon's iii'iv nity, that each parly after being placed sliouid raise hi pistol mid take dcii'ieratc aim at the other before tho word to lira should be given. Lew words were spok"ti after they took their positions. Barron said: "Sir, I hope on meeting in another world we shall be better friends than in (hi." To which Decatur respond ed: "I have never been your enemy, sir." At tho word both fired, appar ently it the same instant, and both fell. It was first thought thai Decatur was killed, but after a little w hile he revived somewhat. William Wirt, who was then Attor-ney-lieneral of the I'liited Stales, and who bad tried to prevent the meeting, writing n few days later of the melan choly nllair, says; "Decatur was ap parently shot dead : In- revived, how ever, after a while, ami he and Barron had a parley as ihcy lay on the ground. I i. Washington, who got up just then, says that it reminded him of the clos ing scene of a tragedy--Hamlet and Laertes. Barron proposed that they should make friends before they met :u heaven (for he supposed they would both die immediately). Decatur said bo had never seen his enemy, that ho freely foigavc him his dca h though h'J could not forgive those who bad stimulated him to seek his life. One repoi t mivs that Barron exclaimed : "Would to God you had said this much yesterday!" It is certain that the parley was a friendly one, and that they parted in peace. Decalur knew he was to die, and his only sorrow was that he bad not died in tho service of bis country. Decatur was placed in his carriuge and (aktii to his home in Washington, w here ho died that night ut 11 o'clock. Among thoso who followed hi re mains to the tomb were the President of the 1'uitcd Slates, the members of his Cabinet, the Foreign Ministers re sident at Washington, and many other dialinguiblieil officers and cili.ens. After a long and lediou illness Barron recovered from his wound, but bo was never restored to active duty, pasing the icniainder of hi ser vice on shore duty and waiting order.. He became senior officer of tho navy in 18:19, and died in N'ofiolk in 1S5I, thirty years after the fatal duel. Ma gazine of American History. A Wonderful Submarine Boat. A submarine boat is being con structed at tho Detroit boat works which promise realization of doles Vernes' dream of the Nautilus. Tbe builders have been ordered to keep quiet, but it was learned on reliable authoriiv that tho design was submit ted to Secretary Whitney, and he had j about completed arrangements tobnlld. i when Scerelarv Tracy succeeded hi in and work was stopped. The boat is I like a double pointed cigar, ll is j forty feet over all. sixteen feet from ' top lo bottom, mid nine feet beam, j The motive power, electricity, is a i storage bnliery anil the boat can be submerged by simply turning a switch. The craft is built of li-iuch oak and, instead of being siukable of itself, I will immediately tloat. Motion is given by screw propellers I on either side, which work on a ; movable bevel shaft. The inventor's assistant claims the motion can be so I guaged by the screw that the boat will j remain at any depth anil easily make ; a speed of ten mile an hour, l i.like ; other boats which require ballast to sink tlicin, and sic liable to slay sub ; merged by the breaking of the engine, this one would immediately rise to the top if anything should break, the mo tion of the screw being all that holds it down. The boat can be sunk, either bow fn sf or bottom first, by changing tho angle on which tho screws are set. ll is claimed (hat the air in (he boat will last two men twenty-four hours with the aid of chemicals to purify it. The inventor has money enough to com plete the boat. Washington Star. The Fooil of Hie future. "I believe," said Dr. James K. Sul liv in, "that in lime a chemical food will be invented or discovered upon which the human race will subsist. It has been demonstrated that a clean er and purer article of food can be made from cnnicals than the average varieties now in use, and it is in my opinion that a perfect food such as milk is loan infant, will be produced at some lime, and that all the natural fooiU will be considered superfluous. Important Consideration. l ledgely- I lovo you. Alice I will you be mine Alice What are your ideas regard ing rings? Flcdgely Diamonds. Alice Take mc. Jewelers' Cir cular. ( HILDREN'S I'OLl'MN. HOW AN AM.FI. IOOKS. ."amis, Inuling his motlier'n lwnrl. S:.ys "(i.Kid-uiyht" to the Wg folks all. Throws some kls-es from rosy lips. Laughs with glee tlivougli the lin'ite-l hall. Then in his own crih, vvnrin and deep, Jamie Is tucked for a loin; ni.-l't's sleep. (icutle mother witb fond caress Slips her hninl thrniin'h his soft brown hair Thinks of hii fortune all unknown, Speaks aloud in an earnest prayer, "Holy aiij-els keep watch anil ward, ioU'c (rood angels my baby gunr-1 !" "Mamma, what is an ancel like?" Aked tho Ixiy in a wondering tone; How ill they look if they come here. WiiiclcnK nie while I'm all alone?" ' Half with slirinKinf- and fear spoke lio; j Ans-.vcrcd Hie mother tenderly : "Prettiest laces evr were l.tion. Kindest voices and swe ete-t eyes," liniie, waiting fur nothing mere. i ried n itli a look of pleased surpnj'-. Love and trust in his eyes of Mm. 'I know. iiKtinnin; thrv're just likeioiiV - -! Farm. Field nnd Stockman. lilt. I!IMV ANSWI.lt. Will llohlen was small for bis years and lame, nnd no! only that, but just a little peculiar in his ways "queer," (he other boys culled liini. But, perhaps because of his inlirmily and that be could i.ot play boisterous games, Will was fond of books, and, though only J, knew a great deiq more ihuu to look at hint one would have thought likely. Tho other boys found Ibis out, and quite often u-ed lo lease him with questions more or less difficult "lo stump him," ns they said. One day at recess Tom Harris, a frith.- envious of Will for being the leader in almost every study, began plying him with perplexing questions --mental arithmetic, capes, capitals, boundaries, facts in history, ami so on. Will was good natured, and stood flu- bantering, answering so rapidly as rather to disconcert Tom till the ques tion, "Who discovered America?'' ho gave the answer. 'A boy named Kit Pigeon." "Kit Pigeon!" burst out Tom. And all in a chorus said "Kit Pigeon!" with I he greatest scorn iinagi liable. "Stumped," said Tom; "you're flumped for once, AVill llohlen." "Ob, no," said Will. . But the others declared be wn, and made such a noise jeering that the teacher came to the door lo seo what it all meant. Tom Harris, glad enough, 1 expect for once to get the better (if his littlo rival, spoke up and told what had hap pened. "As if everybody didn't know bet ter than thai," said be, exultantly. "Kit Pigeon, indeed!" "Stop ii bit! Stop a bit!" said Mr. (iridium, witn a smile. '-d Will says Kit Pigeon discovered America! Well, he's not so wrong, of tec nil, as jou seem to think. Now, nlin did you say it was, Tom?" Tho reply came promptly: "Chris, topber Columbus," and tlio others chimed in : "Why, of course, it was Christopher Columbus!'' "Ah, just, so," said .Mr. (irahaiu, "but Columbus was a boy once, wasn't he?" Yes." They all agreed to that. "And so 1 suppose 'bey called him something else besides Christopher for short once in a while. Isn't that likely I'" The boys thought it was, and one of theui whose name, it happened, was Christopher - said most of tho boys bad nicknamed him "t hrisly,'' but that hi uncle .lack always called him "bit." 'That accounts," said Mr. di-aham, "for part of Will's extraordinary siatcuieut. As for the. Pigeon, that does seem rather strange, but Colum bus' real name was Colon, which means pigeon. So, you sec, it was Ihe boy Kit Pigeon who grew up to bo known, as tbe fashion was in thnso days, by the Latin name, Christopher Colutn bus." Since then Tom has slopped trying to "stump'' Will llohlen. (inlilcn Days. Comfortable Indian Houses. In the warmer districts of New Mex ico and Arizona tbe Apache. Warm Spring Indians and Navajo livo in very comfortable houses built by using sapling for walls, with heavy branches sloping down lo the sides from a cent ral ridge pole. Most of these dwellings are square in shape, and some are as large as thirty i r forty feet on the side. By some ingenious plaiting; of the ' branches of the roof they arc piacli callv water-tight and strong enough lo withstand the heaviest storms, liaised bed frames aro arranged around the walls of ( lie interior, and a very com fortable mattress undo of leaves Ii uocd. New Yoik Times. 1 An old bt-ttlcr (Quicksand. FARMERS' ALLIANCE. A Succinct Account of the Or der's Origin. The First Meeting Held In West ern New York in 1875. Tho story of the origin of the Farm ers' Alliance as told by F. P. Boot, of New York, who claims to have been with it nt the commencement, is about this. "In January, IH70, a call was issued by Ihe Wes'ern Now York Farmers' Ciiih for a meeting of the farmers of Munroc county at Kochcs ter, to orgaui.-! a farmers' Association, llarly in February following, the meeting assembled and effected an or gnni.ation, with onsnluliiin and by laws, (o he known as the f armers' A linncc. Its chief object Was to i fl'ect legislation in tin: interest of the i-gri- iilturisf, not by distinct patty in t'on, but through each political party to se cure nomination and election of candi dates pledged Id support such just and equal I w-. as would bear on the in er cts of agriculture ; also lo -cure equal representation of Ihc fann ing class in the Legislature of the Stato. The first organization embraced only Monroe county nnd could be of no general benefit. Hence, within a short period we issued a call for n meeting for State organization at It ichcster, which brought together re pr'sent.nivo farmers from other parts of tl.c State, and a Stale alliance was organized on the model of ihe county alliance, with recommendation to form county alliances throughout Ihc Slate. Tho first nnuu-il meeting thereafter w as held ut Syracuse, N. Y, when (ho first Alliance ad-liejs was given by the President. The objeu's specially aimed nt were a reform in assessment and taxation, equal lailroad freights to dripper, and, especially, pro rata freights lo all way freightage taking extra cost of handling, the enactment of laws to authorize co-opera: ive farm insurance, togo:hcr with other reform in legislation, nnd to favor equal rep resentation in i lie law-making jiower of tho Slate. The second President elected was Hon. Harris Lewis, of Montgomery county, representing the eastern portion of the S:ato, and mak ing the interest of the Alliance extend throughout tho State. This organiza tion extended to oilier Statu, and in 1878orlS70 a call wa made for a national meeting (o bo held at Chicago. At that meeting a Monroe county fanner, W. ,T. Fowler, who gave special instruction in Alliance work, was elected President. From that time) onward the organizaion spread throughout the West and South until it lias become an acknowledged power in the political status of theso States. It has been claimed by some Western writer that the Farmers' Allianco had its birth al Chicago, when Fowler was elected President of the National Al liance, hut this Stule organization had been running some four years prior to the Chicago meeting. A. A. Hopkins gave naino to Hie organization, of which fact I have personal know ledge, having been a member of the committee with Mr. Hopkins that reported nauin and constitu tion f.n- the association. Courier Journal. Keeping the Rooms Sweet. Those who do "light housekeeping," as it is termed, in small room-, where they must sleep, cook and eat, often complain that in spite of continual airings there is a disagreeable odor. One nice way to rid yourself of it is this: After the usual morning's airing take a shovel, or iron dish, ami make a close pilo of bits of paper, and on top sprinkle giated orange peeling, or tiny broken pieces of it Then set it on fire nnd let it burn slowly, or us long as it w ill. Save and dry your orange peeling for this purpose, ns it imparls a delightful, fragrant odor to a room. By the way, a very small oil stove w ill not only beat a little room, but more cooking can be done on it (ban is generally supposed. A lady whose homo i ono "hall bedroom,' has made a beautiful little silling room out of it and heals it with a i 0-cent oil stove. It costs her cents a week, a she burns that amount of astral oil. She can also cook a small chicken on this stove and recently stewed ono de liciously by putting it in a deep oval dish. ( Ival shaped dishes arc best lo rook in whenever the small one-wickod stove i of the same shape. New York News. He Had a Hill. First Swell Here come Lunnent, the tailor. He looks as if he intended to speak to us. Second Swell (nervously) Let's turn into this side street and hide in some alley-way. 1 I don't lik lo iissoc ate with people in trade. New York Week!.. An Onyx ledge Found hy Chance. A rich discovery of on; v was made during (he last of tile jcar. It caino about in a peetilai way. and ha caused much interest, especially ns in the known world up to this time there are but threj onyx mini's. One of these is in Mexico, ami onyx from it i- used by Lucky Baldwin to face Ihe counter of bis $ S,00i,f0O hotel at San Fran cisco. One of the other mines is in Missouri, but the vein is small. Tho third is in Germany, and is now about exhausted. Tho discovery here was therefore at a most opportune lime. I tirinj the closing days of the ex position nt Spokano Falls, State of Washington, U. 1'. Bealc, a sculptor and marble dealer of that city, noticed among the exhibits from Douglass C 'unty a peculiar looking bit of rock, lie picked il up, exaniinod it, and a-ked soine questions about it. Tho limn in charge taiil it was merely crysiali.cd limestone, pretty to look a', but would not mnko good lime Mr. Il.ale lonkci! it over again and be gan to be itnprcsM-d with the fin t that it was onyx and Hat, too, of a most superb kind. lie divulged hi con viction lo no ono. Lut made careful inquiry and found that it came from near Weniilcliic. impressed wills tlio fact that thero was a big bonanza in it, he struck out for Wenal chic, oxer 100 miles away. Without much difli-lllty he found tho formation of which ho was in search. He discovered along a reef of rocks several small caves in which were numerous stalactites. Breaking them off he found iliein to be onyx of a fine quality. He look specimens back with him, polished (hoin aiul exhibited Ibein to capitalists. During the hist of No vember he returned again. lie had discovered that Ihc ledge was on 320 acres of unsurveyed land, and he and others took up clniins. It issaiiltlmt the onyx i eqinl to any ever found, anil that it w 1 ie de veloped steadily. Should the discov ery prove what it is believed to be, its value will transcend thai of Riiy silver or g-old initio in the West, however rich. Ml. lions of dollars would not more than express it. Seattle (Wash ington) Telcgra; h. The Lady and the Leopards' Heads. A passenger in a Brooklyn street car the oth-r day was surprised, not lo say startled, on glancing up from the newspaper ho was reading, at seeing opposite him in the car and just over tho top of his pnper tho yellow-and-black head of an enormous leopard. The animal's tars wcro laid bark and its lips drawn apart in an ugly snarl thut showed its long white teeth, and ils blazing yellow eyes glared fiercely a' the astonished passenger. The man dropped his ncwupapcr rather sudden ly und was confronted by another i air of staring, yellow eyes and more gleaming teeth. His surprise was very evident, for he had been com pletely absorbed in his newspaper, hut be quickly recovered and smiled when he saw a very pretty pink and white human face between the leopards' brads. The head formed part of the at tire nnd not a small part ol the adorn ment of a pretty young lady. They were real leopards' heads, tho fur a bright yellow, dotted over with big black rings, and they had belonged to two full-grown animals. One was made into n cap, which tilted closely over the lady's head. The upper row of sharp teeth, two of which were about an inch and a half long, nearly touched her forehead, while the great yellow eyes glared fiercely down from the crown of her head. Tho other bend, which was n liltle larger and of even more ferocious aspect, was made into a muff'. Bih were exceedingly lifelike, and the effort was quite novel, and at fii't glance rather startling. The same lady was seen the next day wearing a wrap made of leopard skin, a-id l he man who had seen tbe heads found himself wondering if there was not perhaps an interesting story of the lady's prowess as a huntress connected wilh the trophies she wore. New York Sun. Jndlciil Robes Come Hieh. There is a little old woman in Wnliington who enjoys all tho gossip about the going out and coining in of justices of the supreme court. She is the court milliner, and for .'in or 4' years bus made the gowns which tho judges wear on the bench. Justice Brown was sworn in in a borrowed gow n, bis own not being ready. The old woman had taken the measure ment, and probably could have had tho gown ready if pushed to it, but she does not believe in doing thing in haste. For each of theso new gowns, niade of black silk, she is paid $100, and her profit is about $75. Just why the fee ! $100 no ono knows, except this is the sum that tradition calls for, and tradition is everything in the supreme court. Recompense. There is no joy hut has its drop of sorrow, No song but h-cs an undertone of pain. Our yesterday, today, and yet tomorrow Has e'er its Biitisuiuc Interspersed wftb rain. We chase the brightest sunbeams, and they lend us Full often where the deepest shadow lies. Wc fret at file, but never will It lieed u, "r turn Ihe course of fortune otherwise. We sigh because too heavy seems life's bur den. The path too rugged for our weary feet. We weep Ix-cause too meagre seems oul guerdon. And long for wayside cool and meadoW sweet. And yrl we rise by obstacles surmounted, By burdens bniw ly borno and foes o'er, thrown. Fach seeming hindrance lliny bp counted I nto t lie higher realm a stepping stone. Worthless the gold while yet untried by tire. The limn statue grows by many a blow. II- who ba much to meet may inucli Bpiri. He of the cm n way must stay be low. HIMOROIS. Broke n-hoarli'd lovers should bear in mind that (.'lipid is a capital tinkor. j "When I drink much I can't work, ! undso 1 let it alone." "The drinking?" j "No, the working." j At I'O a man thinks bo knows it all; 1 nt o) ha merely thinks he could have known It all if he had tried. I Johnson And so Jim son has gone I to his reward? Bronson Yes, i poor fellow! I'm afraid he has. It is one of Ihn solved mysteries how two person can exchange rubbers and , both iiiviiriab y get the worse pair, j A little girl sent out to look for eggs , returned without success, complaining j that all the )us were standing about doing nothing, j Young Man Yes, 1 can mimic I anybody. Did you ever sec nie lake i your diiugliier ofl? Old Gentleman I No, but I'd iiko lo. I Aunt Mary: Poor Bess, does yonr toolh a -he yet? If it- were mine, dear, I'd have it out at once. Bess: If it I were yours? Well ami: ic. so would I. I Blim'ier I hear that Flnxon write p-o-iry. Bones Out his fiends are doing their best lo contra dict thi- report. Wiggins It's sai.l that Goodfcllow absolutely throws his money away. Do you believe il? Stiggins Well, I heard he lent you some last night. Sophomore I hoard one of the girl undergraduates make a truly wo manly answer tho other day. Junior -Indeed. Sophomore Yes, the professor ill astronomy aske I her why t e '-at th ;oe around the sun 1 Junior What answer did 6bo make? So ph iniore Bcciiise. A Toy Butterfly. It is little things that make big money. Fortunes have been lost in coloss.il patents and millions have been made out of articles retailed on the two-foi-fivc basis. A pale-faced Japanese has been coining big money for the past week on Kearny street selling toy butterflies at two for cents. A siiarpassistant captures the insects" as they return from a (light as high as the tops of Ihc telegraph poles, and so saves them from the predaceous and insolvent street Arab. Asa triumph of simple mechanism and an exhibition of manual dexterity in construction, a modern watch is not to le compared with these semi-barbaric painted trifles. There is nothing lo ihc whole concern but a strip of tissue paper gaudily painted und fash ioned in tho ihspe of a butterfly. Tlio framework is composed "f one stripof bamboo bent into the shape of a long I ', and another strip of a bow stripe to si releh i be pinions. The head of the buitci fly" i a bit of light wood, in which is an elastic spring. The pinions arc shaped on the Archimedean screw propiiler principle All the proud owner has to do is to turn Ihe body round half a score of limes and lei go. The pinions revolve, the uuficrfly goes up with a whirr thirty or forty feet in tbe air, and, vvhn the force is ex hausted, falls light as down or a squir rel from a tree. San Francisco Chronicle. Food of Humming Birds. The food of humming hiiris consists mainly of insects, mostly gathered from the flowers ihey visit. An acuto observer writes that even among the common flower-frequenting species he has found tin- alimentary canal entirely filled with insects nnd very rarely it trace of honey. It is this fact doubt less l lull ha hindered almost all at tempts a keeping them in confinement for any length of time nearly every one making the i xperimcnt having fed bis capl :ve only whh sirup, which is holly insufficient as sustenance, and eeing therefore tho wretched crea h;iet. gradually sink into inanition and lio of hiiuyer. Chicago Herald.