iimii, ni .wnriwri-im irtiriw it, n,1Mt aii, w)nmtitliiiiliiiiriUrT nlriiir fcwHinii- tmflijrrir il'Mv' l)atl)om Hecorb. KATES ADVERTISING TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, j 0'-e square, one insertion I One square, two juaertionsj One square, one mont h $1.0 l.M $1.50 PER YEAR Strictly In Advanct. VOL. XIV. ITnSM)R) CHATHAM Co., N. C, FKBKl'AKV 2. 18!2. NO. 20 . Vm IJ. A L.ONDOIS'," ED1TOK AND PIvUrUIETOU. llu Light of l ife. Two little biltrpii whispered love Reside a quiet strrniu. Tbo sunlight played about their forms lu many golden gleam. "And tills, I thought, ''Is innocence, lovo's purest, sweetest dream.' ' A lover and a maiden sat Itrsidc tin- running river, Mo whispered vows i. ( iiillpvs love That nought lut 1 tenth should wor, "Ami this," 1 thought, "is Love that lives A flay. Then dies forever." An aged couple o'er the xantl Their footsteps slowly wending, Two shadows on the ocean strand In perfect twilight blending. "Ami Ihis," I thoiutlit, "in Love, indeed l'l:il liven when Lite is ending." w Arthur. I. Juub. in Once A Week. KATTY'S PARTY. IIV tin. I.N HUiKKsi l.litVI.SS. "Krdy, vtliiil arc you thinking of?" suiid Mr. Dilkes, Id u-qtiely. Fire .'ill out ! Lump not lighted!" Itc had come in from tho barnyard with two foaming palls of milk and n liberal powdering of snow on his, fur cap nail heavy beard, and us lie et iho pails down on tho buttery In line, Kathleen sprang np nnd lighted Hie iqnutty kerosene lamp, and raked the broken logs together, no that a vivid bluzo rushed up the old chimney lin o it. Have you got I lie butter nil print ed?" mid he. -'And tho poultry packed, mid the egg luid down? I shall hi.vc to make nil early stun to morrow morning, nud there's every prospect of a snow blizziid.'' "It's nil ready," said Kathleen, sotn brel y. Mr. iJiikea Inincd short arouud and looked at her. "Kh? What's the innlter?'' sn'ul he. "They're not going to invite me to the party at (iriggetl's !'' Iho girl aii- wi red. "They ain't, eh? Why not? I guess you'ro us gootl-lookin' as any of 'em, and as good, too !"' "I couldn't Ii.lp ovei hearing Mally 'liggctt and Jo-ie Kirke talking about it when I went after the mail to night," said Kathleen. " They had just (rot their letters, and I was waiting for a chaui'c lo get near ih,. mail win dow, and there was a pile of dry-goods boxes between mo mid ihcin. Mally said why wasn't I asked!' and Josic said because I never leluriied any of the iicigbhorhood part ic. It was all take, she said, with Kathleen Dilkes, nud no (five. And it was ipiitc true, iiuelo." Mr. Dilkes moved uneasily in Ids chair. "Wo ain't party-giviu' folk?," said he. "Then I oughtn't to go to parlies," letoilcd Kathleen. "And I don't soo that I (hall any more, Nobody will 'k me."' Wei', I wouldn't mind," soothed Mr. Dilkes. "It', all folly and non sense, anyhow." Kathleen's lovely bluo eyes (lashed. ''I don't think it's folly and non sense,'' said she. "I want to go. All Iho young people but mo are going, and I'm tired of drudging and work ing the whole (into without a bit of fun." Mr. Dilkes was silent. lie tipped his feet against an uneven brick in the h".'iith and stared at the tire. Kathleen rame closer to him. "Cucle," said sho, "can't I have a Twelflh-Xight parly?-' "Non'onse !" growled the old num. "It wouldn't cost much!" pleaded Kathleen, "I'd make all the cake myself, mid I've saved enough out of my share of the chicken money to buy sugar and lemons. And my dress needn't cost anything. I could dim rvcr my white bunting, with a link' new ribbon. May I have a Twelfth" Night party, iinrle?-' Mr. Dilkes rose suddenly to bis feet. No," said he, "you can't! And there's nn end of it!" Kathleen said no mure. She was used to her uncle's moods, and knew that there was no uso in striving against them. Ft ut half that wild, stormy winter night sho sobbed silently on her pil low and rebelled Against fale. Faily in Ibe gray, frozen daybreak Mr. Diikes rose, ate the hot breakfast of sausages an I rofl'co and fried po tatoes that Kathl-on had ready fir him, and started off for Cone City in his red euttee, snugly lined with buf falo robes and pa ke I cloiu with llio produce of bis farm. lie had scarcely been gone an hour, when nil unexpected guset nn ived at the house Miss D.irothy I'm pie a li lend of Kat.il"cu's dead mother and a distant cousin of herself. Oh, Mist Dorothy!" ciicil the gir'. And to her faithful bosom .ho cm fjded all her Innibles. It was so nice to have lomo one to talk to! "Hut (his won't do," said Miss Dor othy Purple, viewing the well-shod toes of her pretty feet as she wanned Ihein at tl.e tire. "You can't bo shut up here like u lark in its cage. You must go out like other people. I don't wonder they bave left orT asking you. You must give little companies, too. Otherwise you'll be left like tua an old ju.i'd." And Miss Purple's bright black eyes sparkled merrily. "I'll talk to your uncle nbout it when he get home,'' said sh "It won't be of any use!" sighed Kathleen. At noon, however, the depot hoy came plunging through the dri fis with a telegram. Mr. Diikes had beard fioin his brother iu Pennsylvania, who had hud some sort of accident, lie had decid ed to go directly to him for a few days. "Kally," said Miss Dorothy Purple, waving a very pretty pocket handker chief nbove her liea l, "this is provi dential interposition." "What?" cried Kathleen. "We'll have the Twelfth-Night par ty r.ow," laid Mi-s Purple. "Write your invitations at once. Send 'cm by the depot boy. Don't you see there's no lime to be lost? I'll help you with the cake and coffee, and I know u grand recipe for ice-cream." "Ice cream!'' gasped K'lthlccu. "Why not?'' said Miss Purple, with a binj-like lip of her head. "There' e plenty of ice anil snow outside, and plenty of cream in your milk-room. We can have kisses and mottoes, too. 1 know how (o make 'cm: and I shall want a lot of spruce and hemlock boughs lo decorate the rooms!" "I can git 'em for ye!" said the de pot boy, displaying teeth enough for an ocelot. And as soon as Knthleeti had caught her breath, tli ; proceeding began iu good earliest. "What will I'nclo Dilkes say?" cried Kathleen, as they stood icady on Twelfth Night, nil dressed, with the supper table spread in the big kitchen, temporarily transformed into a bower of evergreens, and the big parlor de nuded of its carp -I and bedecked with wreaths of princess pine and clusters of scarlet holly berries, whilo 'liijck .lack Blackmail' with his lid die, and little Hilly Nickliain, willi his clarionet, sat waiting for the arrival of tho first guest. "O, I don't care what lie lays!" said Mtis Dorothy, audaciously. "You don't happen to know, do you, child, that twenty years ago, before you ha 1 opened those big blue eyes of yours on tho wickedness of this world, he used to ho a beau of mine?'' ''A beau of yours! 1'ncle Dilke.sl Why didn't ho marry you?'1 ipiee tioncd Kathleen. "lie didn't ipiito ask me, Kstty. You see, in those days, before my blessed father went into Mexican sil ver mine speculations. I was Miss I'urplo of Purple Hall, and he was a poor toting fanner, lie didn't like to bo thought a fortune hunter, I sup pose. Well, timet have changed. I'm poorer; he is richer; and we arc both wiser; I only tell tho story to prove to you that I'm not in any wny afraid of Harmon Dilkes. There comes a sleigh full of people." The Twelflh-N'ight parly was a brilliant success. The ice cream was a surprise; Iho siiow-inouulaiii of a cake developed a series of iho most astonishing c Heels; the mottoes made no end of fun, and the dancing held out until long nflcr midnight. Suddenly in (he niiiNt of a wild Yirginia reel, the door opened. Mr. Dilkes stood (here, fur capped and collared, liko Santa Clans iu a tableau. lilack .lack sawed the fiddle strings with his bow. Little Dick pulled bis cheeks out over the clarionet like one of l iphnel's cherub; the dancers flew by, and only Miss I'urplo saw Iho snow-slrewn vision. She closed the hall door, and met Santa Clans fare to face. "Ilariuon !" she uttered, gently. "Why Dorothy Purple!" Pxactly," said the liille old maid. "I've count to visit you. Kathleen has male a party in my honor. If you liml a word of fault, I'll leave the house loiiiirhl." "I! Fault! D irothy," breaihlessly cried the farmer, "if you were the queen I rouldn'1 feel more honored. I I Oh, Doioibv!" idie laughed a little hysterically. "Then you haven't ipiito forgotten me '. ' "I. ink here, D irolhy you ain't a rich grandee no longer. I iiin I afraid In speak my mind to ou, as I once was. Iliil yn, '. f just as pretty us ever. Dirolhy, l r thy! nhul's to reveiil y, ur statin' heie for good i.ud all?'' His brent h runic rapidly, his eyes sparkled. ay jes, Dorothy! I've heeu in love vtilh you ail llieso yean. I'll be a g mil husband to you if " Drothy Purple caught his hand gaily. "Come,'' nhc cried, "dance down the Virginia reel with me as you used to do!" "If you'll say yes, Dorothy." 'Yes!'' sho cried, iu a sort of exal ltd ion. ")uiek, Ilarmou tho music waits! ' And the eyes of the whole country side were amused by tho unwonted spectacle of old Harmon Dilkes swing ing down the Virginia reel hand in band with Miss Dorothy J'urple. Kathleen looked on astounded. Mack Jack nearly dropped hi fiddle bow. Hut the old man was llectest and nimblest of the lot, nud when at last the iuuii: stopped, he turned in front of the big I'uepiace and faced them all. Friends," he cried, breathlessly, "I'm glad to see you every one, and 1 hope this is only tho beginning of ti lot o' good limes! Don't go yet. I've got something to tell you. I'm going to be married to this lady here," hold ing lightly ou to Miss Dorothy Pur ple's hand, "and I want you all to come and dance at my wedding this day mouth. No, Dorothy, it ain't no use deiiioiistt ating. And if any of tho reet of you have any notion that way, I'd advise you to speak it out this merry Twelfth Night. Matri mony 's sort of iu the air just at this season." "If that's the rase," said Young Manly, the sijuiii's son, stepping boldly lo the front, "I'd like to give notice that Kathleen has half promised tonight to be my wife."' "And I've come to terms with Jose phine Kirk," cried John doeelyn, waving bis bat. ( bio weddiu' makes many. Three beers for Mr. Dilkes and Miss Dorothy Purple!" "Well, Katty," said Miss Purple, when the last chime of sleigh bells bad gone joyously away from the door, "your unelo didn't scold you nflcr all. "Scold !" beam .'d the old man. "I am too happy ever to scold any one again. I tell you what. Katty, you may think that young Manly fellow is very line, t ut there ain't no young chnp iu a radius of twenty miles from here as is half as well pleased ns I l)J tonight. Count here, Dorothy. I've got Katty in one. arm, now I want you in t'other." Dorothy canio with promptitude and snugged up lo his butternut. col ored left sido with eyes full of happy laughter. "Hut there's one thing you're going to be disappointed about, Harmon," said she. "I'll?" "I'm an old maid," said Dorothy, "but I'm not a poor one. We had lo.st our property when wo sold Purple Hall and went away from here. Hut father buii! his fortunes up anew out Wesi. I can bring you twenty thou sand dollars for a marriage portion." "I don't care," said Dilkes, "if it was twice as much, I couldn't love you no dearer. Money ain't no draw back to toe." "Why, uncle," laughed Kathleen, "that ain't the way other seoplo talk !'' "I never was like other folks,'' said Fanner Dilkes. Saturday N'ighi. Sure Profits for Hie Hanker. You ought to come up into our part of the slate," said a tall country man over the bank counter the other , day to l he cashier. "Where's thai?" inquired tho cash ier. "Up in the upper peninsula of ' Michigan." "What have you got that's interest- ' in::?" "iot people that'll mako more ' money in leu minutes doing banking their way than you'll make your way , iu ten years." How d they do it V j "Discouutiu'." j "Wo make something in that line ourselves. " "Yes, I s' use m, but not like Idem. Hv criniiny," bo went on, emphali- 1 t ally. "I had a nolo for $ loO the other , lay I wanted discounted and I took it to one of them shaven and after he had liggerud about ten minutes lowed him$l.:i7." How did bo make that out?" in- 1 jiiircd the puzzled cashier. "That's what I said lo him and he told in a that according to bis way of , calculating the discount on a note like ' that, the w hole thing would amount to ' ,f lol.ll7 and he was willing to take ; the note if I'd pay th.i balance In r. ish. You ain't got any hankiii' like that 1 here, have you?' and iho cashier ! ha-tened lo assure him that city bank- ers didn't do busim'st that way. fl'hieago News. (HII.IIKKVS (Oi l HN. I ii r smim ii'. i r. HI! ye-'i rd i it mowed an I snowed, And a'l lust iii.'ht, until I he r,..,.i Wn w bin r than the ilo ny rpreml I 'pon in; I 'izy t I'd ii.fi. -la d. And un.c. In lore the .layli.'h! broke. W hen from the land of 'ireain- I wk-', I heard the poor w ind w him ,oel in. wu I. ike i arlo when he's left aline. I In n hijj'i above the fleecy plain l'lie red sun sprang . mid shook hi intO'S, And eiery window sei ne d like cake The busy eiiy bakers make. Ko I tot sli my warm wrap- out. And buttoned liirht my roundabout, And found my sluocl in the she.t. And shoaled Ion I mid lm .g Pi N ., I "ill il he eaiiie with aiiwcnnn cries. All hull-lied lo I'.c vi ry ey.s: J'lien down the orchard path we r;ui, And Ned whs rear ami I was van. Its whistle shrill tin- wind still blew. And. nh, what drifts vi rloiiiidn I tiirnu ;li! J he apples eliii)!in l" the hough W ere like be biir-tin.' pull laihs now , t he brook was sinmberi d ; not n ee I'auie jturi! in;; fnan i!. merry thf-iii, A nd only cheery i ni. kadi e s : 1 1 1 V- welcome from the cherry Ire-'. Ili side Hie fem e n. pi ed 'he -iio'V A- lii.'h as pony 's I n k. I know : Ami there we eU are I a space before A bumpy drift, and iu mJc a door. And hallway wide to li'ht the gloum, And Ihen unreal rnmd sitting room . Whose roof wa set with shiiigiu; things I :al looked as bri.'li t mamma's nn-. c had Ik creep alon-j be hall, leit didn't h ive to here at all : And SIHIJ5 within our house of snow Wc pliiyid that we w itc Ksipijniauv liuton S.oHar I. in Harper's Youn: fVo pie. t t i m i - is n r ri . Mexand r w as one of tho tir.-f of the famous ki g- of history lo IpI! of lighting against an elephant host. His invading army had reached the river llyhisjiet, ami as the warriors looked n rosi they beheld (he opposing army of Kino poms, who had not only eliai iots and an enormous army, but i "the huge creature called elephants." These great animals, which stood on i the farther river-hank shrieking and i trumpeting, tilled tin; soldiers of Alexander with terror and dismay. The (wo armies watched each other for several days; then Aleiander succeeded in crossing the river and ' ll.e two forces drew up in line of bailie. The Indian king placed bin elephants in the front lank, one bun. died feet apart, thinking in this way lo frighten the horses of the foe that llie entire army would be put to flighL lictweeii the elephants were foot sol- : dices and at the ends of the Hue were large elephants bearing strong towers . tilled with armed men. King Poms himself was borne upon an elephant of unusual height, probably as large , as tin' famous ".luiilho." , Alexander moved his forces to tho attack, and poured iu a shower of 1 arrows and spears. The elephants stood liki; a stone wall, trampling the I'oot-soidiers beneath tin ir heavy feet, seizing l hem iu their trunks and de- ( livcring them lo the soldiers upon their hacks, or tossing them high in n.r. The elephants were evidently the main hope of King Portia, and perceiving Ibis, Alexander directed men a mcil with scythes nud knives to attack them. Tliee warrior chopped at the elephants' feet and lender Ii links, until iu terror the great creatures turned and began a stam pede that was disastrous to the foot, soldiers of their own side, for I hey trampled upon them and iu their flight mowed ihein down like grain. Alex ander followed close after Iho ele phants upon his wounded charger; and finally the battle wa- lost lol'onis because nf the elephants themselves. King Poms, being wounded during iho hurried retreat, desired to alight. Iho driver ordered his elephant to kneel, whereupon nil the elephants, having been aceii'doineil lo obey in concei t, did the same, ami the soldiers of Alexander fell upon them and gained a complete victory, It is said that elephants which sur vived Ibis famous battle wore revered for years by the Indians and honored much ai are the veterans of our wars, lu mi ancient hook, tho "Life of A oil lo ii i u8 of Tyaua," ho is said to have seen iu a town of India an ele phant which the people held in the greatest rospecl as having been owned by King Poms. It was perfumed with sweet ess ncr and decked with garlands, while upon its tusks were rings of gold, inscribed with. then words: Alexander, son of Jupiter, dedicates Ajax lo Iho Sun." . The elephant Ajax, Hccording'.to Apol lonius, was the old war elephant of l'o his iu bis battle with Alexander, and had survived and lived in honor, able idleness for ;)nO years. While Alexander defeated Hie ele phant corps of I'orui, ho law they wore good fighters, and created Ibe tiflice of elephnnlarch, or Chief nf F.lcpliauts ; and afterward visiting monarch found him surrounded lit lbs largest elephants magnificently harnessed, 8t. NiehoUi. ANIMAL PARASITES. They Cause anAnnual hv, of Millions lo Farmers. Important Investigation by the Department of Agriculture. i A recent discovery to the effect that : the Irirhiutr of poik, which ciu-ed ' the American bog lo be shut i lit of : Ktii'opo so iong. are fioiu rats has given new impetus to the pursuit of a line of investigation which has been claiming the aHcut.jn of the I 'oiled Stales liovcriiiiieni. Dr. lauckhart. the great Deipsic professor, w ho made the discovery, ascertained by l he dis section of rats that 4" per cent of ; them were infected by trichina'. H.i's arc cannibals. They eat their own oUspring ami each other, and spread the Infection. Whether they ever die of trichinosis is not known, although it makei them lame somi:li;iies. Pi;.' devour them and contiact the com plaint. 1 1 ii in n n beings iu tlc-ir turn eat the p'gs, and the irichin.r develop, wiih fetal results frequently. The disease is reckoned the most deadly known, inasmuch as it kills iu '' per cent, of ad ca-es. Among the animals attacked by il are eats, dogs, horses, bears and rabbits, although bow lin-y get the parasites is uncertain. The Department of Agriculture is ; at present giving enrne:! attention lo the study of animal parasite.-, w ith a view of finding out methods for fighting ngaiun sonio of lln-m which cause a loss of many mil. ions t dol lars yearly to farmers. It has made a big discovery recently in telatiou to tie fatal diseaso of caltlo cilied 'Icxi: fever, which is mused by a minute animal called a piotozoou, that feed on the red corpuscles iu ih blood and destroys them, liecenl development! of knowledge reveal the proto.oa as ( producers of morbid comj 1 ilnts. It has been ascertained ilijl tin; cause of malaria is u protoz.ooti which feeds on the blood corpuscle and another inic. roscopie foe of like description is ie , sponsible; for certain forms of dyscu. leiy. I'uitonbtuiliy manv disorder not now understood will vent aally be referred to a similar origin. The department is trying to discover means for combatting another para siio which causes a loss of nearly !), 600,000 a year iu cattle slaughtered in , Chicago. It is the dreaded heel fly, ; which lays i:s eggs on the backs of the animals, the worm hatched fiom them borintr through llie skin and re maining buried for several months iu the flesh. On emerging they fall to llie ground and form the chrysaii con dition, come out as per fee Hies, ready to lay their cogs on the backs of other cattle, that being their only me hod of , reproduction. If a hide at the market has more (ban live holes ina-le by the worms it is rated as of second quality, i and the meat sells for one cent less a pound iu gross. Another insert, known in the W est as the ga llly, attacks li ne-, lating it! eggs on Ibe animals. The horse liiksilielf mid conveys the egos, to its stomach, whero they are hatched, ! the worms clinging to the stomach I walls. Very often they bore through ' thu stoiiinih and kill the horse. A parasitic worm known as Hie liver lluke attaches itself duiiiio M certain i stage of il being lo the liver and lungs of rattle. During its early growth it goes through a series of astonishing inolnni ii'plioses, developing a now j self inside of its old self in a differ- cut shape several limes. I iuallv il leave the body of the beast, and w hat 1 become of il is not known precisclv : ' but there is no doubt that il is Hans- formed into a species of snail Hint live in wet places. It coitainly must I lay its egg iu nidi spots, w here the ' ratllo lick them up, tints conip cling the cycle of its being. ; Only a beginning has been made by this l.overnment in the itork of fight i ing the parasites of animals. Hv al ways condemning Hie pigs which aro I infected with trichina' i,e disease will ! be rendered less common. Heel the j and gadlbes are rouibalted success fully and destroyed hv spieadiug lar ointment over the bod ics of I bo hi us! s I attacked lu il labor (lie Itinc.iu of I Animal Indn-lry of the Department j of Agriculture di voles il attention lint to studying Iho life history of each parasite, iu order to find out at wlial stage of its existence the enemy can be attacked lo the best advantage. Having procured a lull knowledge of the habits and manner of existence o Iho itdve I'sitry, it is roiiipaiatiM ly easy lo interfere w ith its operation. - New York Sun. I pill outside I, iv tiindow a large box, tilled it ttiih soil and sowed il Willi seeds; what do you think came Op? A policeman, who ordered me to remove it. I f (implication of Influenza. I The grippe or influenza itself il not I ai'iicul.u ly dangerous, according to a ! , i iter in 'lo- London Lancet, but its j t inplicatioiis are serious, and its s. I quels are nf a peculiarly low and do, i piosiug type. The attack is cominon i ly very sudden. The first symptom I are a chill, nausea, and a feeling of general illness, followed quickly byja j -ei cre mi I pi rsisleni headache, break j bono pains in tin; limb and trunk, and great prostration. j A violent paroxysmal, irrepressible and harsh cough with soreness in the ' chest, is common. Corya running j at the uiei! may or may not attend ;it. W lien the disease is uncomplica ted, the worst is over by the third day, and the fever by (he fourth or fifth, though (ho dobj lity may continue fur weeks or months. Ti e most serious cnmplii atio t of the di-easc is acute bronchitis. This may appear early or late. The breath ing b"eome rapid and difficult, A spasmodic cough is almost constant. The ex pectoral ions are glairy and tenacious. With all this there is the peculiar prostration of the grippe. A more common complica'ioii is pneumonia, of which there are three vat ii-t ies croupous, congestive and liioucho-pueiiiiioliia. Al hollgli iheso complications are dangerous, yet re covery is the rule under prompt and eaieful ( real incut , A third complicati in of the grippe is connected with the heart. If a ti.'lits sit up. they become faint. Some ilio of "imp'e failure of the heart; others are saved from death only by careful a'tenlion on the pu t of the nurse. After the grippe has passed off, a tendency to falutness and neu ralgic pains may remain for weeks or mouth-. Another complication affects the nervous system, and is characterized by pains in ibe head or elsewhere, or by weakness iu certain parti of the body, sudi ns the hands or anil". As to treatment, the doctor must decide in view i f all the symptoms. Hut tho patient should ill every case lake to liis bed To keep about is ex ceedingly d tiigi ions, especially as ex posing the pmiciit to the above com plications. until s i Jiiipauion. Peculiar l iiel About Dentistry. Dr. Willard C. Ilanfoi .1, a promi nent New York dentist, is slopping at die Southern. His many years of ex perience in dentistry have given him a store of interesting and curious anecdotes. "One of the most peculiar things I hate noticed," said he, "is one that ills iu my office nearly eViiy week, and yrt I nover cease to wonder nt the credulity of grown-up people. Many a lime I have given a young lady gas nud extracted it tooth, and to hear when she nwoke a ques. lion like this: -Has it gone down!'' No, she did not mean, ns you may suppose, to nk if she had swallowed her looih, hut she w as actually under tie iiiiprcs-inu that Ibe tootli had en ded the lubber lube that conveys the gas. Women are often under Iho im pression lb s' somehow it is Ibis little lubber tube that has jerked a molar out by the ronl.s. Thev do not see tlje forceps, and never seek lo inquire into the modus opeiaudi employed, but tal.e H for grunted Ihat teeth tire ex tracted ilillerently when gas is given, I If we laugh at I hem they get angry immediately ; if we tell iln in the truth they will not at first believe il. When children Ihey were ma lo P. believe this story, and they have never be lieved otherwise. It is (uiious, be cause there are so many Pint believe in this nursery lale.'' . Louis Star-Sayings. l imber in Hie Nolthwesl. Th gn at limber resource- oflho Pacific Northwest ran scarcely be leal, zed by those who hitio not vistl iil Hie iminenso forests of the giant trees glowing so close together in mam places that it is almost impos sible lo travel through the woods. Twenty million acres of land are covered with a growth of wood which will cut an average of '.'o.noil feci of lumber to the acre. Much of it will rut no aveiagn of iiii,0oii feet or more, while single trees are common that will cut ftOOt) feet each. The Port Townseiiil (Washington) Leader estimates the quantity of mcrahaiit able lumber standing in the forest of Washington at ltiit.Ol i(. oi 0,fMto feef sitciOiout to supply nil thu markets of America for generations, and yet send ilia-Is laih ii with ship timber! to eyeiy pari of the civilized world. Oregon, in the const and raicnde ranges, and in the counties nlonjj tbo ocean from the California Hlver lo the California line, has as much nioro limber, and these two great sister states, unless devasted by forest fires, will never run short of building material. Chi cago Times. For largar advertisement!) liberal con I racts will be made. I i Our the Kuliistcr. 0er the balusters bends a face. I arliijgly sweet and b'uilinji : Soivtebody sisuds in careless (rracr And watches tin ieture. snillinc. i J'ire.l and sleepy, with drooping bead, ' j 1 wonder w by slie linjti rs. i And win n alt I lie good-niKhts are sai4, ' Why soiii. body holds her lingers Holds her lingers and draws her down, Suddenly growing bolder. Till her loose hair drops in masse browa bike a luinitle over his snouldi r. Over Hie balusters soft hand-fair Brush bis i hecks I ke a feather : Hriglit brown tifsse. and dusky hair Meet and inlng le toget her. J Im ic's a question ak"l. lie re's a sw (fl ariss. She l as flown liks a bird fr' intlje ball w ay . Put er tin- leilu.-t'vs drops a ''Yes' 'Jbai shnll brigl.ii-u tin world f if him ',' 'oHee Kong. Ill XOKOI s. TIip talkative man i- sound to the roie. Why i" the b iter K like a pig's tail? l'..'-ausi it i- f In fil l of p;uk. iiread is the staff of life, but most men are looking for a "pii'Min'." Thomson- My wife ami I in ter dis agree, .lohii-vn IL-r word is law, then. The liar needs ti good incinorv ; but his victim is in no danger of forget fulness. The Prime of Wales has lived a remai kable life .'" jean without a drop of iclgn. i Brainless l op Aw, d ton believe Ihat; aw, monkey can bo taught lo ' la k? P. city ' liil Well, t oil seem to be able to chatter a little. Visitor s i you have 11 I'tHe baby istei? Linle i.ii'l- Yes'm. Won't she be mad when sh dels bigger an' finds she's got to wear my ( lollies? : I 'licit What i i your favorite dish, Kai l' li' n ? Karlchen Suet iluinp- , lings; for iln y always make mo so ill thai I riii't go ; school the day after. Not long ago iu London, Luglaiid. a preacher iudu'ged in a Ji lie Li I of s ut - a-ii i over a small collection and he : did il very neatly. "When I look at j the congregation," said he, "I aik : Win-re me tin- poor? and when I look nt the collodion I ask: Where are the I rich?" I A Poll's Hilcuiniii. j Apropos of hoine-cleaiiing man'pu - lntiotM we arc till aw are thai new iiii.K is a s ivercign iciiieJy, if imine. ! diately poured over spill ink on any woolen or cotion fabric. Lord Ten nyson once went through an cxperi- ence over which his grandchildren still delight to lit ike meiry. Some dear old friends of his, absent for some years in Persia, returned sud denly for good to Lnglaiid, and among the first lo call upon them in Loudon was Tennyson himself. The worthy ; pair weie "nol at home," nud the poet i asked for permission to wri'e them .1 few lines of welcome before calling again. Conducted to the drawing. room, Tenny son wrote his little, nolo nud was rising lo depart, when bis sleete. catching the lid of tho ink stand, turned over Ibe whole contents on to a beautiful while Persian carpet i covering the floor. "New milk!'' cried the distracted hauieale, and (ho housemaid flew to do his hiddiiitr. Poet and maid now went down on their knees together, pom ing milk I igbt and left, rubbing : w ith towels and handkeii bief until nol n trace of the Itll-lale lluiil re- ' maiiied W in n all was over, Teniiy. , roil hastily snatched bis hat and, pressing some money into the maid's i hands, fled for d-iir life. Whether Iho-c two old friends tire aware of v hut befell their Persian carpet on ) that famous nf leiiioou is to this day a iny sleiv. Anyhow, Tennyson appte : chiles their reticence. Chicago , Ibiald j 4 tin Fine Legal Point. "They say judg'cs are always on the side of justice," reuiiirked Squiro 1 Johnson this morning, "but I fail to '' see it. tin yon know what they did 1 to me oi.ee? I found a grocer guilty , of idling olooinargnriiie, roiitrary ! . law, and my decision was reversed, simply because iu the warrant for hi arrest I said butter was made nf 'milk I or cream' instead of 'milk and cream.' There is hair splitting for you. Iln j was a I niled Slates judge, too." I I in. inniit i Times-Star. Oier a Hack Fence. Neighbor Woman Your dog wai cb isiu' our chickens this moniin', an I jest want you to understand that' got lo slop right now. Mis. Mild I did not leo the dog mil of our yard. Neig ibor Woman lie wasn't. The chickens was iu your yard. CiooJ New . T