1 1 il I in i nmmm i i in ii u,m ftlje ljatl)Qm theory Ll)t a! lj at I) am ttrcorfc 11. .A LONDON, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. KATES TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, ADVERTISING time square, one insertion- $1.0 One square, two insortionsj- l.M One square, one month - t.90 For larger advortmemetfta liber! oon racts will lie ma le. ti $1.50 PER YEAR Strictly in Advmct. VOL. XIV. PITTSBORO', CHATTIAM CO., N. 0., MARCH 17, 1892. NO. 2!. if A Woman' Temple. Unconsciously a woman builds A temple in this world below, And tiny by day n stone Is laid Of little tiling thai cunic uiul go. So It dotli slowly rise nlmvc The tide of years, until its dome Has reached the glory clouds of heaven, A world within itself, a home She wisely builds upon the rock, far more eternal than the years, The pavement is of solid truth, Vntonchcd, unworn by falling tears. The walls are Innocence and grace, Pair virtue makes them high aud strung, Within they shine with purity, Kcsouiid with muse and sacred snug, The gates are pear's of truth and love. Whence Issue forth bright gleams of light, Kacli stone a little sacrifice, And kept in place by truth and right. The pillars are of gcnllo arts. That bear the weight of golden beams Of life, and bound by cords of love, And braced by faith' limiting streams. Kach nail a heart-heat set lu place, Kadi blow her very centre shook ; The steps are trials, stepping stone Where patience climbs with upward look. The throne, her grand eternal soul, lferking, the one she loves bet; The altar here sweet incense rise, Does hold her greatest and her best. So day bv day a (.tone it laid, Until the white-capped dome Is hid among the c'ouds, Aad she has readied her heavenly home. S. 11. Pnulis, in Inter Ocean. HIS UNLUCKY PLANET. 11V CI. AIM (JKKr'.N. Oh, Yes, I know it's nil my own fnulf," Charley ('leva said. "Whose elso should it lie? Hut 1 in disinherit d, alt t ho satno. I've no more chance of coining into that fertile farm lam han than yonder Italian organ grimier, who is turning the crank so pcscvci ingly miller ileal' Squire Ho mer's buck kilehcu window." "li, Charley," taid Itess. clasping licr hands despairingly together. "I didn't expect much else," wont on Mr, Cieve, in a rollicking, light hearted sort of way. "1 was born under an triliteky star, Saiurn, or Mars, or some ono of those planets that never bring a fellow tiny good. You ciii't e.i"ct a star to revereo iis order on my neeoiint, can you?' 'I!ul, Charley '' .! list wait until you hear the fu'l account of iny atrocities. I wasn't so much (o blame for treading on tho cat any ono might have done that. 1 don't think she laid that up against lite. And when I broke down the old ohcrrywood chair that had belonged to her grandfather that was a mete question of weight. And I mended it for her, too. Hut when the broiled liam for breakfast had nidi a queer taste to i; and 1 had to confess that I bad been smoking up tin? chimney where it hung " Oh, Charley!" How was 1 to know ihat she made n storehouse of tho hack-room chim ney? Folks in Philadelphia don't do that sort of thing. Aud the wouldn't tolerate tobacco in any shape she let me know that, at the very outset! The next thing I did was to up-el her whole churning of cream. It hung half way down the. well, don't you see, and when I tamo home, f.imi-licd with thirst, and jerked the bucket down well, tho first thing heard was Cousin S.nopta screaming like mad. 'Is it Lu.glars?' raid 1, seizing my blackthorn stick, or is it lire?' And I hud plunged into the. house, and put my foot literally, not mclaphori. cally into tho old lady's baking of custard pie, that she had set on the cellar floor to cool, befoie she could make inc. understand. Hut the last straw that broke the camel's back was tho old gray goose.'' "'Tho old gray goose,' Charley! Surely, nothing has happened to ihat!" Mr. Cievc shook his head. "The very worst has happenod," aid he, ''I've shot it !'' 'On, Charley!" The young man U.iuhod bittcr'y, and spouted tho lines: "Why look'st t!i"U so' With niv cross bow I shot Hie allr.itross:' Yes, 1 did. Out wild-duck hunting in the marshes. I thought it was rather a mammoth specimen, when I leveled the trigger; mid when lou brought it to nut my h 'art s ink to the very solos of my boots. I had half an idea of burying the creat lire out among tho salt grassis, and saying never a word. It ut ihat would havo been a sneaking sort of a dodge. The Clces can do plenty of shabby thing'', but they never lie outrigh'. So I brought it home with the string of wild birds. 'I'm TM'V sorry, Cousin Sarepia,' said I, 'but I've shot your old goose. I'll replace it wiih the finest pair to be had in Sill Inlet.' 'K'jp'ace ii!' says she; and then, to be sure, theie was a scene. She set a good deal of store by that old gray goose, you know." "Yes, I know," said Kcssie. re signedly, "ll was nearly twenty .years old. Sho raised it herself, ill a basket by the klto'icn-flre, and it ate corn daily out of her own hand. She wouldn't havo taken twenty dollars for that old goose. No, nor fifty, I do bcllevo." "So," added Charley, with a par ticularly expressivo shrug of tho shoulders, "sho has turned nio out of doors. She called nio a loafer and n shiftless ne'er-do-weel, and I dare say sho was right. I c uildu't contradict hor, so I didn't try. She recom mended mo to go about my business; so I did. And hero I mil. I've tele graphed to Philadelphia for the taxi dermist. That was all I could do. 1K you suppose, Hess, your fathor would tako mo lo board for tight days? I've hut eight days left of my vai'ution, anil there'll bo such n lot of questions asked if I camo homo in advauco of time. I wouldn't advise you lo havo a word to say lo mo. I daro say 1 shall set lire to the lionise, or poison the family, or shoot sot.ie body by mistake. What cnu be ex pected of a fellow that was born under a:i unlucky planet?'' Boss Wardon laughed cheerily. "Father will risk it, I am sure," said she. -We haven't a great deal of spare room, but mo: her will make you up a cot-bed in tho room wiih the boys, and if you can put up with our plain way of living " Ho stopped her niouili with a kiss. "You aro an nngel, Hess!" said ho. Tho kindly Warden family did Iheii best to console old Miss Sarepta Smith's discarded relation, nnd to inako the last portion of his vacation a Irille plcasantcr than the lie si had been, lint Doctor Warden shook his frost- whito head. "I don't like long engagements," aid I.e. And Hess can't marry a mail on any twelve doll us a week." "Hut, father, Charley will do betlcr in time." "If it pleases tho unlucky planet,'' interpolated Charley. 'Well, wait until the better limes come." "Oh, we don't mind waiting!" cried Us. Speak for yourself, if you please," murmured Charley. 'We've a lifetime beforo us," nt. severated Bess; "ami, in tho mean time, Charley, we'll go out duck shooting tomorrow, and I'll row you through the Silver Channels to the best ground on all the coast." O.i the night before Me. Clove's timo was up, the lovers, talking lo each other late in the autumnal star. starlight on (he porch, saw a red glow in tho sky above the privet hedge. "It's a bonlire,'' said Charley. "It's Miss Sarepta Smith's house!'' shrieked Hess. "Help! Help! l ire! Water! Oh, why don't somebody come !" "Call your father and the boys!1' said Charley, flinging off his coat, I'll jump the fenco an 1 take the short cut. She's all id me in tho house, poor thing." At Salt Inlet they had neither steam lire engines nor pn'ent extinguishers. By tho time the volunteer company had dragged tho rickety o';d engine and bo-e-cart out of their shed, and hoisted them up the bill, the ancient house where S.i'opta Smilh bad been born was in ruins; and the old woman herself, carried in a big chair over to Ihe Warden house, was lamenting that she, loo, had not gouo also. "Seems like 1 coul iti't live nowhere else," siid she. "And I'm an old woman a very old woman " P, ss Warden g ivo up her own room in Miss S uepa. F.vory one did what he could to make her comfortable, but (ho only sign she evinced of plonmio was r hen Charlie Ch-ve brought in the old gray goose, si 111,- mounted on an imitation of iiios-y ground, licr dim eyes lighted up. "I am glad yotl saved Ihat, t harles," aid she. "I found il among a heap of other things," said Charley, "and I thought you'd like to have it. S.e, here arc your spectacles, too, and the old Hible, with the leaves all right, and the cover only a little charred !" Miss Sarepta looked feebly from one relic, to another. "I'm glad," said she, "very glad. It win though! fill of you, Oniric-. I'm sorry 1 called you them names. I take 'cm all back." Oh, never mind the mimes, " said Charley. "At ail events, you can't lay this firo to me! ' "No," said Sarepia, "it was tho mice playiu' on the c'o-et shelf where 1 kept the matches. 1 d l aid up to set a trap, but I forgot. And 1 should ha' been burned in my bed, if it hadn't been for you, Charles I allays dreaded a death by tire!" Old Miss Sarepta lay very quiollv for a day or two, ills the gray goo so folding its wings at her bed head, ami tin; Hible and spectacle on a stand bvitiile her pillow. ! "Charles shall havo the gray goose," snld she, one evening. "It'll help fur. nlsh his house. Ami it'll show I don't bear no mulico on account of his shnotin' it. And tho specks and tho ItiL lo Hess must keep. An old Hible brings every ono luck!" Sho died beforo daybreak. If there was any will anil Miss Sarepia was always believed to bo a well-to-do, businesslike woman it was destroyed in the names. Tho old plaeo throe-ami-forty acres went to a cousin uearor of kin than Charley Cleve. "My unlucky planet again," said Charley, with a grimace. "Well, never mind, Hess; it's only waiting a little longer. We've got a Hiblo and a pair of spcctaclos, after all." "And a sluftbJ gray goose," said Hess. "Oh, hang tho goose I" said Char, loy. "It's neither useful nor orna mental. Let's shy it out into tho orchard," and ho seized it by ono leg. 'O.i, stop, Charloyl" criod thrifty Hess. "Let's savo (ho feathers for a pillow." "They're full of nrscnic and such stuff." "All tho betlcr for keeping out moths," retorted Hess. "I'll pack them into a hag, and Oh, Charlie, what is this?" A piece of tho old gray goose's rpi. dermis had como oil with tho lirst handful of feathers. I'nderneath it was something like dull-grccn paper, parked in layers. "Hollo!" said Charley. "Why they're bills I They're .nonoy 1 Look here! Am I dreaming?'' It was true. The old gray goosa was etulled fild of new crisp green backs. Sarepta Smith's eccentricities had not ceased with her death. There had been method in her words when sho gave Charley Clevo this memorial of his own blunder, as a peuco offer ing. Five hundred dollars!" said he. "I sav, Hess, isn't it almost enough to get married upon? We'll do it very quietly, you know." Don't talk nonsense, Charley." "Hut look in the old Hible, Hess. Who knows what may be hidden there?" Nothing was hidden there. Ap parently Miss S.ircpta had confined her savings bank idea to the old gray goose. Charley Clcve considered deeply. "Five bundled dollars won't go very far in the city," suid he; "and in the Trust Company, wbcro I'm clerking it, a fellow mav grub nwav for 'JO years without any chance of promo lion. I'll cut city lif.-, Hess, if you say so, and invest this money in tho first payment una little fruit farm out here a( Salt Inlet." Bess's face lighted up. Close to my old home!" sho cried. (Hi, Chai ley, I do -say so!'" And 10 years after their wedding, day, When the great railway vein luid throbbed through their land, nnd tho "little fruit farm" was cut up into Village lots, the thriving young farmer looked at his wifo with a smile. It all comes of the old gray goose, Hess," aid he. The unlucky planet was a lucky ono after all," laughed Hess. Tho Ledger. Making Medicine Pulatahle. Tho Paris hospitals havo a prac'ico which may with profit bo commended to tho physicians and nurses of this country. Some years ago a leading physician of Paris, noting the strenu ous objections entertained by many patients of tho hospitals to taking uiediciao because of its noxious taste, conceived the idea that medicine should be administered in the food of the pa tients, lie began a series tff experi ments to ascertain whether tho lusle of drugs might not be so disguised with food as to render them, if ijot palatable, at least less objectionable. The oils, such as cod-liver oil, cas:or oil mi l the like, he concealed in soups, nnd invented a peculiar bread known ns the chalybeato bread, tor the pur pose of administering iron tonic, which many persons object strongly to taking on account of its taste. F.very ounce of this bread contains one grain of the luctatc of iron, aud the quantity of iron tonic which a patient would take in the course of one day's j meals would be quite sulho ient for all medical purposes. Tho idea is not a bad ono for our doctors lo follow, for 1 a patient with a weak or squeamish I stomach is often put to no little iucoii- I venieuce or suffering by the abo unli able taste of some necessary medi cines. (Lobe-Democrat. Rpnes Is Hjohnsou doing well in business? Hjeuks Well, that depends on the way you look at it- All 1 know is that if I had as much money ns Hjohnsou owes, I should be a rich I1IUU. nULHREX'S COM MX. nit: liars ix nil: mux. "Only three pins! " cried little Itay, "To get into our barn tn-d.iv, And see a circus with a clown ; A bareback rider, .liiuinie llrowu, And lemonade, a pin a glass -Kill Jones will sell it on the grass. I'm going to be the ticket man, I want to sell all that I c;m : t):ie fur mamma, one for 1!-j, And six for all her dolls I muss; And then you know, .lane must come, too, And l.iitle Ned, and (June, and you." I'd not a pin. and so I went To mamma's cushion some were bent And would not pass, and I bad quite A time to make the change just right. Then when we all got t the door A downcast look my lad's face wore; The circus men cmild not agree As to who the ringmaster should be; The trapeze boy had hurt his head And .-hmi lil not act. his mother said; The clown's Aunt Kate forgot that day The circus came and went awny, And did not sew the silver stars) Cpon his trousers, nor the bars blue and red. It was too bud, And so I told my little lad. He said he wished lie was a man, Then he could carry out each plan ; Jiut I wished more I could be A lad again, mid once mure see Those good old .lays when plus were made The luwful currency of trade. Poll's Dressmaker. NO lll.lll.li THAN A It.Ki ll l.. "Mother, wbcro did I loso my squeaking-board?" ftsked Mary. "1'vo pounded myself all ever and can't lind it. Hut I can always And dolly's when I want her to cry." "You never had one," answered mamma. "Then I didn't 'mount to any more than my rag doll, did 1?" sighed Mary. Harper's Young People. A YOL'Nii I ItllM) Of Till'. IIipIIM:. A little b iy writes tt this on the "Treatment of Horses:" "I never saw a meaner thing since I was b rti than I did the other day. A man was driving his horse along until ho came to the road toward home, and ju-t be cause tho hore was going to go home, lie whipped tho horse so that I could not look at him. Now, just let me tell you that is not the way lo treat a horse. A horse feels harshness aim st as much as you do, and I think if the men who do this thing would just think, it. would lie better f ir tho horses and themselves loo." (,ir young friend has hit the nail right on the head. Tho whole trouble in some cases is that men do n.it think. Soiuo of them do not know enough to think. Now York Witness. A Tltl'K I'm; sKV. Cyp was a handsome brown spaniel, of tho kind known ns "bird dogs." When only a small puppy her instinct as a bird setter showed il-elf in a pas sion for chasing and killing young chickens, aud as she grew older, not even the larger fowls were safe from her sharp teeth. At la-t, however, by inueU patience and punishing on Iho part of he? master, liyp was taught not to chase the fowls, on her master's premises nt least. Ono of the children of tho family had a pet hen, which, being always near tho hottsp, annoyed (!yp very much by stealing the food from tho plate of scratti set for the dog upon the back porch. In vain did tlyp chase her away. As long ns sho for bore giving her shaking, old Hiddy would return on the instant that (iyp went back lo her plate and snatch an other choice bit under her very UOSC. At last the poor dog's patience wa9 worn out, and one morning Oyp resolved to put old Hiddy out of tho way, and yet not to risk punishn ent by killing her in tho way common lo bird dogs. S1 e seized Ihe ben in her teeth, and ran with it to the garden, where, still holding it in her mouth, sho scratched a deep hole in the earth, and laid the squawking hen in it, hold ing her down with one paw, while with the other sho proceeded to bury her tormentor alive. S well diil she accomplish this task that it is doubtful if the hen could havo gotten out without help. When the lieu was buiied. Oyp trotted buck to finish her breakfast in peace. The hen was released uninjured and ran cackling to the b;i"iyaid. The lesson proved a good c u awr, and if tho hen ever cntuc near the plato of food again, a s A iter from (iyp would send In great fright. Harper' i It'oung Tco ple. m Another The Cr.u A horrible thought strikes me! The Loul High Kxecutioucr What is that, your majesty? The Czar If that dentist was a Ni hilist he ma have tilled my teeth with dynamite. Then, the first time time I bite hard I shall blow the top of my head off! Puck. CHARGING A GUN. Company "G" Wins a Fagc in the Records of War. Sensations of a Soldier at the Cannon's Mouth. Ottr brigade is being held in reserve j ami is protected by (he lay of tint ground from the enemy's lire. Shel' j and round shot have screamed and , whi.zed over our betid'', and the 'ping I" of bullets has been as con stant as if bees were swarming about us. Hero and there u man has gone down or been touched in a way to make him serenm out. but the loss has , been trilling. The real lighting is all ! on our right. Those men down there j in tho llaiue and smoko aro nearer I death than we are, but they have the ! excitement of action to make tliciu rccklo b of the fact. Hero e stand jin lines waiting faces growing a j little paler all the time men trying I to jest and joke to conceal their real I feelings. j "Scream! Slun k ! Crash!" 1 It's a rille shell bursting just beyond ; s, and it comes fioin a nciv direction, i The enemy has quietly planted a gun on Ihe bush-i'iivered ridge in a way to j enfilade the light of our biigadc. I "Hoom! Shriek! Death!" That shot was heller better for J Iho enemy, becauso fragments of the shell Wounded three men. The I brigadier-general and his stall' are alivo to Iho si nation. An order . comes to our colonel. A miiiuto later wo got tho orde; ; from our captain : "Attention, Company (! Uighl dress! Shoulder arms ! L't'1 face! Forward march!'' : What have wo been detached from the regiment for? We move out by the flank along tho line of an old fence for a few rods and come to a "halt!" and "right face!'' We can now si c the gun on the riilge. It has lire I t again aud again, aud every shell is striking men down. "Company ;, wo are going to charge that gun and t ike il!" sl.oiiN 1 our little captain from the head of Ihe line. There aie .''' men of us all told a ; little belter than half a eoinpiny. The captain does not call for volunteers; he does not almoin ce that c wattK can step Ihren paces to the rear. lie ; would not insult men who wero willi ' bi'.n at Williamsburg, Vorktown, Fair Oaks, M.iiveru 11:1' and elsewhere, j How far is il to Ihe gnu? Not over j half a mile - --perhaps not that far. It i is down a rough slopj acro-s a swale I til) a second sloje, in which rocks out. ; crop nnd bu-lies grow l.eic and there, j "Scream! Scream! S ream! They are working the gun as if i s lire was to decide the fate of the ba:- : tie. Those wo have left behind are ! Watching us, and will be ourc:ij;es i ; If we suce.-ed, those who return alive , Will bo heroes until s un,' oilier j 1 foi lorn hope ee ipse our lecotd. Il i we fail ! j "Forward gtii.l' right !" j We are making an easy start. W.- step out tit "common time," every el- ! b;w touching the u:an on the rk Id, j and there is a tirinciidous cheer fivtii ! ' the brigade as wv g. il -wn the slope. ' I am looking straight nln-ad. I doubt ! ; if any man in that line even giintp-c I j to tho right or left. I am wondering ; When that gun will bcternid upon Us; so, doubtless, is every other man. j Our alignment is perfect until we i reach ti e swale. Ti.cn il is broken as WC meet the tall, ilrv grass and weeds and the sci ubbr lut-hos. 1 "ll.ill! Kiyht .!re-! " , It's cur little captain re-forming j i Iho lino as for a parail'. Three , thou-and men ate watch ii" u i I 1 cheering and app'audiiig. We sha I , j lose him. Ho w i.i in made a uiai i for this. 'l'orwai .1 - guide rentci !'' i We are a-ccnd.ng a slope )m i line was never t paiado ground, right chuckles to my left is s'l itui cln-er rising in his lore steady on the Ihe man on my ltiuiscl f ; the one on l ing to repress lie throa'. i:uhaiioii has replaced ail oilier feeling. 'O-L'-o-o! Si-ieain! Muick! Swish!" The arlil.iiy men have caught sight of us at last and that shell ju-t c'e no.l our heads and exploded on the other slope. "Double-quick guide center charge!" shouts our ditle "aptain, and now we cheer and cli-cr and charge. Another shell but it missed us. Hullels from revolvers sing about us a mighty cheer comes to our cars from the Ltv'ale left behind and now we drive iv.o the smoke around j the gun. It bad irfantry support perhaps a company ntn! the gunners fought ll hand to ham!. There was hurrahing cursing yells of puin ni.d screams of agony blows with the saber and tlirusls with the bayonet, and when we awoke from tho nig'.i marc tho iru:i wasours and a regiment I wtis moving up to hold Ihe position we had won. 1 did not look bttek us we moved I down past the support to ri join nttr J own regiment in reserve. There was no need to. I knew the sight M liicli would hllVfl greeted inv eves. I Waited for the roll-call after we had returned. Nineteen dead and wounded I out of fifty-six! Over a third of our command left on that spot! ; Hut wo were cheered hundreds I shook our bands Company "li" bad won for itself a page in the records of war. Detroit l-'reo Press. What III lie Fyes Mean. "What remarkably blue eyes you have I" The remark wr.s addressed by a Washington Star writer to an ex i tli cr in the regular army, whose 1 i i'o has contained more than : n ordinary s are of ventures and vicissitudes. "That, is what they call in lln ;!:ind (ho 'Wimbledon eye,"' was his reply, "because it is meant lo shoot wiih Scientific riflemen wiil (ell you that there is no sueli eye for inarksinansh'p as the blue one of the color which has excited your attention. Illaik eyes and brown eyes aren't in it with tl e blue anyway, when it c imes to shoot ing or lighting. That is why the Northi i people havo a' ways wipe! the Sjulhel'ii races out when it came to war. You will see the fuel illustrated perhaps when we Hue to blows with Ch li. "Did you ever look into the eyes of a person who was ivallv engaged? 1 did once, and they were my own. I heir ex prcs.-ion was so hoi rible that I have never forgotten it. 1 tun very i slow to anger, but on the occasion 1 refer to 1 had c iltse, as I think you will admit. .My adversary ha I not only insulted me in the gros-cst pos sible manner, In.t ho l.a I tiled four shots nt me. "1 had tl gun myself, but I didn't slop to di aw ii. Tho only tiling I thought of was to get nt the man. I j. imped upon him like a w ildcat, lie was quite my equal in strength, but I was mad with fury nnd could have thrashed two of him at that moment. Ilesidci, I Was a practical boxer. However, mv powers, with my ti-ls ' were in d called into requisition: we were at too close quarters f ir that. "As I sprang upon him he fell . against a minor which w is behind him and 1 caught a glimpse uVi r his -boulder of my own ccs as we went down together. They actually had a diabolical ex pres. ion, and, as i said, : the recollection has haunted me ever since. They meant kill. In an in- lant I bud wrenched the smoking revolver out of my enemy's hand, and w.ih the lii st blow of its but 1 sit allied i 111 lh; erowu of bat. Incident ally his head was cm-lud in uNo. If he had not rallied so very largo a pistol the reu!t v .niM not have been -o disastrous for hiiu-elf, but il was a I, cave cavalry weapon, with a brns ring in the cud. and he neariy died i:i consequence." tiig Came Doomed, , D'cr and e,k meat i becoming as j common an article of diet with the residents of Livingston and Pari; co.intv as w as llutl il l meat in year gniie bv. i.aige ban-Is of ilk and deer tire just now coming out of their sum mer's i e :tevi'iis in the National Park, and unless the law passed by the last Legislature is speedi'y i lud.-iily inter- '' ' I" ted so tis to protect the game from ; indiscriminate slatwhter the increase which has resulted during ill" lat few j years, under the pr.'tee: i ng clause of the old game I an. w id speedily j dwindle to nothing. Last week .lames II owell and oihets loft tl.e city with level! pack antm il- head'd toward he Hell 1! .arlnu di-liiet for the pur ise of ki lin deer atid elk. Several ulnT like parlies are alo out in tin lul.s rout.gu 'tis to the pa canyons of the I'pper Yell echoing ihe report of t' ti iisiy rill-. It is lo b i re the amended section of tin is so pcctiiiai ly worded n- !, and the w-lone are hunter's retted that game law to permit of a doubt ti lo kill lar-o ; lo whether il is law fill nil- tot speculative por s. In co 'st ru.'t tig lii" amend, vii'iii th- intent aud purpose of legislative b ulv h mid betaken ed the j into consideration, and if th there can be n question but 1 section prohibits the killing game for head, bide or m.eit except f ir ; love of approbation; when the incli the use of the individual w ho does the ; nation is downwind there is a more killing. The Post would like to see j fedale turn of mind, not accompanied ihe law tested before (he extern, ina-! wiih gloom. It is worthy of remark tion of the deer .and elk in the state ' shall havo become complete. Living-ton (Montana) Post. The best thing out lion. A eoiifis" (Gild's Signal. Two low whistles, quaint ond clear, I' 1 1 tit was tin- signal the engineer That was the signal that (Juild, 'tis salt, iiave so his wile at Providence, s through tl e sleeping town, and thence out in the nk'bt, (in to the light, li'iwn past the farms, lying white, he sped. ! s ., IkihIkhoI's g;r ctitip. scant, no doubt, ' Vet to the woman looking out Watching and waiting, no serenade, l.ove-song "r midnight roundelay aid what that whistle serine! tosay: "To my trust true, S'i love to you ! Working "r wailing, good night!" tt Said. I'.ri-i; young bagne n, tourists luge, Old commuters ulonu' the line, Pinkcmcu and porters glanced ahead, Smiled as the signal, sharp, Intense, I it-n r.l through Hie shadow of Providence "N,. tiling amiss Nolhingl it is Only (i'.iil I c illii.g his w ife," they said. siiintni r and winter the old n frain P.ii.g o'er the billows of ripening grain, I'ii i d through the budding bought o'er lead, I'lert down tie tr.i.iv when the red sheaves i-Hllo i l.:l.e ii'. Pig coals f r. .in the engine spurned; in,- a- it i!( w : " I'. i our tru-t true, l it-l of all, 1 : 1 1 1 liood night 1" it said. A let tie li, III HI! Stol And th ic ni.lit, it was heard no more t--:i over llliede Island shore; f-.;i; in 1'im i ll nee smiled and said. A- they t li ned in their beds: "The engineer 1 1. is once tutfoit,ii bis uiiib.iglit cf.cvr." in- nnl knew 'I .. Ills trust trui'. I, old I.i v uadi r his. tngiue, dead. I Uret llarte. in Moitors. II -tier late Hi hi never doing to bed The be i lieiion aroii-es awakened jiitercst. A man deeds live after him. So do his mortgages. ( oasting is delightful sport for lOJ but it has its drawbacks. .leaioiisy w ill create heart burn aud s i will too many buckwheat cakes. When the ambitious young man goes fii I i lo si' I, his levci he b.'gins right i IV to io.-U f ,r a ladder. lb a! e'evaw fe.hiw, llaggs is, real cVv.iw fcliaw." "Hat what is ho clever at?" "Why, at being so dooced clevaw, don't ciiew knan." Creetllf.nd has no cats. How thank ful the i.-eeulatid-rs should be. I III agim eats in a country where tho n ;: .I- are six mouths long! Doctor Did you have much of a c'lili? Pair Patient It seemed so. 1 t u tor Did your teeth chatter. Fair Patient No; they were in my drcss i ug-ea-e. Schoolmaster Scientists tell us tho moon is inhabited. t.eorge (from the bottom of tli c!a) Then where do the p -ople go when there's only half a moon? Foreigner I w as in your Congress once w hen the scene w.is noisier than that in a stahle. American That mn-t have been when the "neighs" were being counted! A professor in the iiu'dieal depart meal id' Columbia College asked ODO if the more advanced sludonts: "What ij ihe name of the teeth that a 1. utii. in being gets last ?" ''Falso teeth, of course." Miss Mn'.iy Met Pnni Yes, tobog ganing is all very well, but you don't know win 1 1 1 ; r you wiil romo back n'.iveor dead. i .is de Smith Kr you've always conic back alivo, I suppose, Miss M ,:lie? l'.iown--Say, .l ine-, when youcouio in Into tit night don't you always wake your wife? .(ones (pro'nptly) --Ni ver. llrowu (surprised) Jec bosipha! How no you manage it? .1 'lies (with a sigh) I don't have to. ( har.ieler in Mustaches. '1 here i, a great deal of character in lie mu-tachc. A- the film of the upper lip ai.d tic regi ms about it has iii :i-ly to do with the feelings, pride, se! f-i cliaiice, maniiue, vanity and o bei -qua i ies t,:t give self-control, the mu-lael.e i connected with the expre-i"ii of those qualities or the re-icr-e. When the mustache is ragged and, as ii were, tiling hither and thither, there is a la' k of proper self con'iol. When it is straight and ordeilythe reverse is the case, other things, t l course, taken into account. If theie is a t. mien y to curl at the mill r i tid- of tl.e mustache there is a is done teudciicv to ambition, vanity and dii that the play. When the curl turns upward of 'ar"e ' tlict o is a genialitv combined with a good-natured men will, in play- ing with the mustache, invai iably give it an upward inclination, whereas cross-grained or morose men will pull it obliquely downward. NalUnal Barber. . . -1

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