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A sky of op:il ami gold, a deep trel liscd veranda, a n jvoI, and a hamuim k lung at t lio moil comfortable of pilules. Willi these conditions it was scarcely st i ango that I lali-yon llai-ifurd swayed delightfully between droani laml ami llio real w irld that .lime afternoon, wild llio fleecy gold of her I nir, nil guiltless of pin or eomb, ami llio bell sleeves, falling euchiiiiliugly away from her mum! while arms, while ono dim slippered foot hint,' from tho edge of llio hammock. "Halcyon I Halcyon! Where arc you-!''' It wa one of thoso exasperating voices which, once having been sweof, had now a vilir.nit j.tr to its tone, painfully akin to shrillness. Halcyon frowned a little and raited herself on one elbow. "Oli, Aunt IIul, don't scream so! I was jn't in null it i to in of de light." "Weil, you should have answered, then!" Aunt Hal came out of the will'', ihady hull wilh an cllu-ivc swing of her tlrapci ie-i, ami seated herself in a bamboo chair close to the hammock. .She was c linically liko her niece At lef-t , as much as a woman of M could be liko a maid of 18. Tin-re wa the Fame yellow luxui i nice of hair, but harsher, drier and suggestive Of dye ; (lie tunic pink and whin; com plexion, ariiiically heightened; simi lar feature, cruelly sharpened by ihe inexorable 1 1 it ml of time, nud lee;h jiiKt out- degree loo white and regular to bo rca'. The while dress she wore was pain ftilly Irving, and sho was compelled to use gold-rimmed eye-glass; a she hold up a letter to the view of her niece. "What has Imp ) enod ? ' drowsily demanded tlic latter, lifting a pair of blue ryes, fringed with dark iashet. "The strangest thin-,'!'' "Another ollor of marriage?" haz in d -d Halcyon, Fettling on I lie unlike-Ik-st thing which could, in her opinion, h ippcn. "How did you guess?-' w till a little exnlti.nt racklo. "Exactly. Tie dear, fooll h lad am! ho so inucli younger ihau I! Why, he couldn't have I o u 21 when he went to ISoiu bay, and I was at least :I0 then " "Thirty-live, Aunt Hal,'' said Hal cyon, tin- mercilesK. 'Was it as inueb as thai? Well, ho foenied desperately in love, then; though of course I never look any notice of tho child. Hut I suppose in that country of blackamoors one can't help thinking about all (he women ono has ever known at home; and he has wrilien mo two or three loiters '' lias he? Halcyon hat straight up In tho ham mock it iw. Her blue ryes glowed. The le al had brought a flush to her check which nil Aunt Hat's cat mine saucers could not rival. 'Hut I never told you," mill ihe cldor beauty, "became I icmcmhcrcd that there was a sort of boy and girl affair between you and Charlie II e fOti, when you were at boarding school, and 1 thought you would be net I led. And here's tho proposal a1 last, deer with bit, photograph cu- fh'SiMl." "I. el me see iu" What a bruve, good face it was slightly older ami sterner than she hud looked upon when the Avaiicanian sailed away three years ago, but yel so strong and iiiunly ! She laughed hysterically. "Shall ) u accept him?" Aunt Hal nibbled coiue(lishly atlhn edgo of tho envelope; thj now false teeth gleamed in u smile. "I think ! shall !" "And you fouiteen years older than he Is!" "People don't think about such things us they used to," reasoned Mis Hartford tho elder, "Eros is iminor tal, you know." Halcyon sank back into tho hum mock and reopened her book. "You must do us you please, of course," said she. "After that (pulia tion about Eros, 1 have not a suggos .tion to offer." "Jealous, poor darling!" thought Am Hal, with a thrill of pity. And she said: "Well, of course one can't help those things happening to one, mid your lime will come soon, dear, never fear." "It's a good thing," she added lo herclf, "sho does not know any thing about dear old Jiulgo Floetroy. There's a dillorcucc in age, if you plea-e, and I lie old pet is so infatu ated about luc ! Ail old man's darl 1 ig or a young man's slave which?" While Halcyon thought ou her side : "The xilly goose ! He has done it now! IIu has lien making lovo to Aunt Hal, thinking bo was courting me. Oh, I thought lie knew her name was tho samo as mine. Ilidn't fchu stand godmother to mo at St. t'hrysu liue's and give me a coral and bells anil an embroidered chrixlcuing robe? And now he has actually proposed lo her! Well, if he h ihe man I tako him lo be, he'll stand by his colors, com him whai it may. A man who could walk up to the cannon's mouth at Itey-Idoiiiia surely won't shrink, even from Aunt II. il. And I'd rather know that he was a trim hero tb-ihail have a poltroon for my hutband ''' And Halcyon turned her face tow ard I in: pillow, and cried great spark ling tears like dewdrops. "Sj you'ie back again, Lieutenant ? I!eg pnrdou, I'd orler said Colonel, 1 do suppose," said tho old cab driver al the Million, whom Charlie Itlesson bad remembered ever incc he was a child. "Well, I declare, I shouldn't hardly havi-knowi'd ye! And conic home lo be married, eh?" Wesson hit his lips, ,;li ho laughed carelessly. donas Hopper was a privileged individual, like tho court jesters of old. How did you know, Hopper?" "Oh, I tin ii no. Miss Hartford, she's been geltiu' ready to be married, this j long lime," said donas, hoisting the Colo. :'s luggage mi Ihe buck of the wagon. "And dressmakers and mil j liners they will talk, you know, ' though I'm told Mi Hal look great j pains to hide i'." "Hid she?-' (Aside; "The dar i ling.") I "Am! a line woman she is. Colonel," tllicioiisly lidded .louas, na he pushed I in the last irou-c'amped trunk. "A j very line uviuan, coiisi'lci in' her age. I wonder she ain't married long ago." Col. Wesson oprurd bis sleepy black eyes wide. "Why, man, who in the world are you talking nboiil ?" "Why, Miss Hal Hartford, 10 bo sure." "Miss Halcyon or Mi-s llailiaua:'" "Thcic ni n't no Mi-s llailiaua," raid Jonas, Tiiey'ie bu:h the saiiu name; but we call -In) aunt Miss Ha and tho niece Miss II ilcymi. My daughter flic's lady's maid there, and I I'd orlur know, if any one does.'' "And which of llicin is il that is going to get married .'" brcaihlcs.ly queried Wesson. "Whv, tin; old 'mi, iu course! I!cg pardon! ' hurriedly added Jonas. "I mean Miss Hal. Tolly ihe tells me thcro are iwenty-fotir dill'eicnl gowns ordered, let alone llm jackets and parasols and ten-button kid glow lit lo make .-our hair stand ou end." And Miss Halcyon tho young iudy," cried Ihe Colonel "she is en gaged, too?" -Nut a any one knows ou. Thai ail, Col mel ? CjI your leb soopo bag? Then we'd belter bo moviii.' " Col. Wesson pondered seriously all the way up lo Hartford Cedars, ob livious of Jonas' s iiice-suii stream of talk. Could il bo possible? No, that was utter nonsense! And yel He strained his ejes as he ap proached lh house. Surely golden haired Halcyon would be there, smil ing, to meet him ! Hut no. In her place stood a middle-aged charmer, rougcit and pow dered, widi hair gleaming meretri ciously, and leeth just a size too largo for a tliin-iippeil mouth. In one bund she held bis love- breathing letter, in the other hi pho tograph Ami during that second his heart sank like lead. Ho did not know ah, bow much more dilliriilt would it have been to bear bud In known! that Halcyon Hartford's eyes were surreptitiously watching him from the h uieysurkle gailanded casement beyond. Dear Charles," the, clilcrly damsel said, "you are here at lust." He set bis ttcth, drew ono long breath, and allowed her to slip a ca ressing baud through bis arm and lead him into the bouse, muttering some hoarse acknowledgement of her cmpiettish smiles. "1'vo brought this upon myself,' he thought, "and 1 must endure.it. Tho lady is not to blame no, she is not to blame." "Ho is a hero," Halcyon thought "yes, a hero." Ajid then she burst into a passion of (ears and ran upstairs to hor own room. "Hut now I've got you fairly hcre,' lisped Aunt Hal, more determinedly youthful than ever, "I'm really afraid, dearest Charles, that there's a great disappoint incut in storo for you." "i:h?" The young man had sat down iu a rather listless manner. Aunt Hal held on to his hand, still all teeth and smiles. "And I may as well tell you at once," said she, "that I'm engaged to Judge riuslroy of tho Superior Court. Of course, if I hud known of your attachment in lime, there's no say-ing-" "Oil, pray don't let mo intcrfero with any existing arrangements," said Wesson, jumping up eagerly. "I'cr hups, tinder Ihe circumstances, you will let me have my photograph back." lust then there ciuue a ring ut the door below as the maid an nounced: "Judge IK'stroy, mis, if you please." Before the slow mid ponderous sleps of the approaching visitor couiil reach the room, Aunt Hal had thrust ihu photograph into Wesson's hand. 'A-hcin-in-iu !" sonorously coughed the luminary of the Superior Court. Aunt Hal tripped smilingly forward. '(.lad tosen you Judge," she cooed. 'This is my old playmate, Col. Wes son, just arrived from India. 1 da;e say, Colonel, you'll lind Halcyon somewhere about the house." Disposed of in thort order,'' mut tered Col. Wesson. "Ureal heavens! what have I dono to deserve such luck?" Two hours afterward the young lovers sat on Ihe veranda, watching tho evening star liso over the bills, vthilo Ihe Judge's basso profundi) voice still rolled in the sitting r.iom like distant (htindiT. "Hut wan't il a narrow escape?" gasped Ihe young Colonel, holding tho girl's slim hands iu his. "Would you really have married her?" Halcyon nBkcd. "As a gentleman there was no ecapo for me under the circuui slances." "Hut would you really have married her?" "Yes, I would!" with sternly set teeth ami knitted brows. 'Then I'll marry you, Col. Wos son," whispered Halcyon, because you arc a genuine hero, and because,'' v. ilh an arch glance, "I really think you need a wife lo lake charge of you." "After Ihe episode of today," laid Col. Wesson, "I really think I do." Needle ami III re ail riant. That there are more wonders on ihe earth, in the sea, "henca'h the earth," and in the sky above it than ever Horatio imagined i a well known fact which that worthy's must ardent admirers will not attempt lo deny.' Take, for instance, (he famous ncedlc a ud-thread tree. Imagine such a luxury and the delights of going out lo your tree and plucking a iierdlo tin ended all ready for use! Odd us il may seem to us, there is, on tho Mexi can plains, jttit such a forost growth.' Tho "irco'' may not exactly be a tree in the trno semo of (he word, partaking as il does more of the nature and characteristics of a gigan tic species of asparagu. It bus largo, thick, lleshy leaves, such as would re mind one of the cactus, especially of ihe ono jopularly known at tho "prickly pear." Tho needles" of the nccdle-aiid-i bread tree arc set along the edges of these (hick, ll-shy leaves. In order to obtain one fully equipped for sewing it is only necessary to push the needle gently backward into lh' llcshy sheath (this to loosen il from (he lough out. side covering of the leaf), and then pull il gently from tho socket. If this operation is properly carried t ut one hundred or more Hue fibres adhere to the thorn like so many spider webs. Hy twisting the "needle" during the drawing operation the (bread can be made of uny length desired. The action of Ihe air on the li bios tough, ens them amazingly, a thread front it not larger than common No. 40 being capable of sustaining a weight of live pounds, about three limes the (ensilo strength ot common "six-cord" spool cotton. New York Journal. The American Sunday-school I'nion siuco ii organization bus established N.K0 Siiuduv-lchools. ClIlI.DHKYS COLl'MX. A III T. O.ir Daisy lay down In her whltii iiiKhtU'iwn. Ami l.iseil im- again ami a;;:iia On forehead and cheek, Uu Hps that would speak, Iltit found themselves shut to their gslll, Then foolish, absurd, To utter a word, 1 asked her the ju-s t i on nM That w ife ami that lover Asked over iiuii over. As if tin y were surer when told. There, eloc at her sl'h , "I'o you love me?" I "ried; Blip lifted her nohh u-cro neil head, A puzzled surprise Shone in In r gray eyes 'Whv, that's why I kiss on." she said. Sew York .Mail and Hxprcss. iiMiniui. was a it i: ; i it num. D.illodil belonged lo a lady iu Bos ton, and perhaps was one of the most remarkable parrots on record. Sho lived to bo twenty-three years old, and her loug life had made her very know iug. She joinod every Sunday morning in family prayers, always occupying the same place, and when (he bell rang for church she would cry out lo her mistress: Mini any money to put in the box?" The servant in cleaning the room one morning iu a spirit of curiosity, lifted ihe boot of a visitor from the Door, for examination, when llallodil cried out: "Drop ihal!" The maid believing the parrot lo be some mys terious spirit, ran out of the room, and was always afraid lo enter it afti, thai. This same parrot would order the lire to be made, tell how to proceed with paper and wood, and like an over seer, watch (he performance until it was satisfactory. You will not be surpri-td lh.it sho was the wonder of the neighborhood, iu fact, people came from far and near lo see her, and particularly to hear her sing. She was greatly missed when she died, six years ago. Two tjt'i i u i i:t i:s. The tallow-tree is a native of liina. Some species are also found in iho I'. isl Indies. Il is of about the height and appearance of the pear tree, tho leaves resembling; those of the poplar. The blossom is yellow, but the singu larity of the ti co is the fruit, which is inclosed in a husk, like that of the chcslnut. When ihe tree is ripe the husk opens of iUelf, sli ming threo white grains, (ho sijof a li.beit. Theso grains contain the vegetable tallow so useful to the Chinese. The grains are flushed, boiled and afterward mixed with vegetable oil and wax. S i prepared they make the best candles-, burning a' st without smoke and quite free from smell. In China these tree's aru cultivated iu ex leusivo plains, planted in regular order. The leaves incline to red, and Ihe blossoms being ycl.ow the trees aro beautiful objects in a Chinoso laiiilscipe, a grove of them having t he appearance of a flower garden. Tlie tree has of lute years been in troduced into North America, and is cultivated about ( harleston and Savan nah. It is also admired in this region for its "remarkable appearance at the approach of winter." The leaves be come a brilliant red, and the fruit husks falling oil" the while seeds re main suspended lo their stem by slen der threads. Another curious tree which grows wild in China, in well as Japan, pro duces the beautiful black Japan varnish so much admired iu Japanese produc tions of art. The varnish is mado from the green of the tree, which is gathered much in the same way maple-sap is got from the maple tree. About Ihe mid dle of the summer a number of labor ers proci'i-d to tho plantations of these trees, each man furnished with a knife and a great number of hollow shells, larger than oyster shells. In the bark of each treo Ihey make many incisions, about two inches iu length, and under each incision Ihey force iu the edge of (be shell, which easily penetrates the soft bark. This operation is performed in the evening, as iho varnish only flows at night. The next morning Ihey scrape ou( carefully the shells, which are nearly tilled with varnish. The next evening the shells are replaced and the varnish again collected in the mornings This process is repealed through tho summer or until tho var nish ceases to flow. It is computed that fifty trees, which can be attended by a singlo workman, will yiold a pound of varnish each night. .Vow York World. The extremes of temperature on tho Sahara Deserl in e such while the day may be oppressively hot at night it is freezing eld RUSSIAN WEDDINGS. Curious Customs That Date From a Remote Antiquity. A Woman Mediator Brings About Marriages. Tho choice of a bride in some parts of Kussia is still accompanied with many ilifliculiies. The customs which arc observed rigorously by the fami lies of tl.c lower cla-ses would eeilnin ly emburias an American swain, or indire itly create a largo number of young "Lochinvars of the West." "Iu alinosl all IJussia,'' says a recent pvuo of ' I.'Italie-," marriages arc brought about by meal's of a woman iucdiator,noivn as the 'Svakha.' As soon as tlic choice i mad'; the Svakha puts on her best -bib and tucker' and proceeds to the home of the future bride. She makes her entrance in as digniliod a fashion as possible, salute tho ikons and begins to speak of various things which seemingly havo little r dation t" marriage. She says, for instance: Whero there is no snow, it is dillictilt to follow tracks; but today snow has fallen and it is eisy to lind tho way to a marriuooable maiden.' :', she may say: 'A white swan ha escaped from the house; is it possible tlittt it fled lo you?' Il depends upon the answers of the parents i l' tho young girl whether the mediator becomes more specific and speaks lo ihe point, or withdraws from the place. If tho negotiations end de-drably, tho suitor takes courage to visit the young girl, to Lecoim; hitter v. rq uu in led with her and her surrounding. "In some proviie ' , for in-t.tuco, in Ihe ( ioveriuuont of Vulagdu, thi.s visit of examination on iho pint of (lie suitor becom-' an elaborate cere mony. The family of Ihe hi ijogrootn, under the leadership of the mediator, ; proeeod lo tie! house of the bride. The mediator, without much ado, j commands Ihe bride to spin. If the j visitors are sati-li m with the talent of ; the girl for weaving, tin y ask her to j walk about the room to s. e whether ! she limps. The prospective, or rather ! possible, brido and groom, aro then j placed side by side to see whether they are mated as lo height. If one of the young persons happens to fall short of the proper length of body there is always great hilarity among the members of the two families. "In almost all the -o-i'iiUcil (reat llussia,' the surrender of the brido as Eiimines, iu a way, the character of a sale. Tin; money and obj-cls of various kiild?: w hich ihe groom intends lo present lo iho parents of ihe girl ure the subject of long discussion. 'We can consider the i II' in closed?' asks, for in-lauce, the father of the suitor. " 'I am agreed,' comes the answer. ' How much v ill you give me in cash?'' ' 'l-'if te-n rouble-,' ' That is no money at a'!. I re ceived twenty rouble when my oldest daughter was married, ami then limes were hard.' "'I shall add a fur iiuntie,' comes the reply. ' 'Keep your mantle. My daughter has one.' 'Thin 1 ho conversation proceed until the marriage term are -ettled. Hut the ciisOuis at the marriage are equally queer. A few days before the wedding the bride is taken lo j bathe by her friends and companions, i The soap used ut the lime is a present from the bridegroom. The bathing ' eponge, through which ribbons are I passed, is carried on a long p le iu front of the bride. The young woman sings as the procession advances. The platform of the bathing hou-e i sprinkled with beer. It depends upon Ihe odor from the beer whether Ibe groom is to be a henpecked husband or not. As soon as Ihe In idal procession 'enters Ihe church ou the day of tic wedding, the bride and bridegroom start down the aisle in a mad race. There is a trulitio.i that whichever one places the fool lii si ou the doth in front of the altar is to be master in ' the house. j "Among other (hinga, thr-ie are ' queer customs al llio Welding dinner. When Iho wine is pissed around, each I guest tastes the beverage and cries out ! that it is biltc r. That is the sign: 1 for llio newly married couple to cm brace one another. In soims govern ments, the young wife is obliged to puiloiriicr husband's boots iu the prcsenco of the guests as proof that ho is master. A whip placed there purposely falls from the boot and the husband strikes Iho wife with it threo times-. After this greeting he kitses her. 'Iho Kuasiatt peasant aluM his wife for her economical properties." Mercury Mining. The mercury mines of Almuden, iu Spain, ure at a short diotunce from tho town of that name, follow ing the val ley in a northerly direction. The veins of the precious met nl arc dis seminated a little haphazard, but Ihoso at present in working form altogether a zone Kretching for a length of from ICO to 170 moire", and which U only from 10 to l'J metres wide. Tlic dcjiih'of the bed is still unknown, for the reason that when a vein is ex hausted the depth of the well is in creased in oidcr to reach a new vein. Hetwc ii tho dlllorent workable veins (here arc beds of ores and rocks of difleieiit kinds; the average thickness of the unworkable beds varies between 10 and li" metres. A curious featuro is that the fur ther tho distance gone, the quality of mercury improves and the quantity increases. In the tenth and eleventh gallery (the deepest) Ihe mercury runs, so (o speak, from the rock as resin exudes from the trees: it can be gathered in small skin receptacles. The rock varies in color, ai.d passes from black lo brilliant red; (he nunc the color approaches red, the more (he quantity of mercury increases. Very often mercury is present under I In form of cinnabar or sulphur. The pit'! at present in workin;; number three. The other old wells have been j abandoned, and only servo in exeep- j tional cases. n delivery from Ihe j pits the ore is smelted in vast fur- 1 iiaces, with enormous cupolas, hetiea-.h j which a fierce lire is constantly kept j burning. Distillation is tll'ected through ft j long uud complete series of tubes, j formed of thick jar, with a long, , narrow neck, titling into each ether. ! Iu the lower portion of these jars there j exists a kind of small reservoir, whero tho drops of mercury produced by the j evaporation of the metal iu a state of fusion are condensed. These drops j arc then collected, and, with Iho aid j of small pipes, stored in large iron j barrels. A strong and penetrating ! i odor, w hich irritates the eye and nos- j trils, escape from lie- jirs and bar- ; re Is. i The production of mercury rea. lies about .j.l.O'iii to r,o,''i'0 fra'cos per annum, the fiascos being enormous bottles of cast iron, which contain four , arrobes of about 'Jo pounds each, j Ivich bottle, which measures twenty- t two centimetres in height by six in width, weighs, when li.lcd, about l"o j pounds. The workmen at present employed number about L'O'iO. There arc also a thousand workmen who are employed out of the mines w ith ma chinery, furnaces, transports and other works. ( 'handier of Commerce .Journal. I incs( ef Persian CnrnrN. 1 here is now lo be seen iu I.' . inloii what is declared lo be the finest l'crsian carpet in the woil l. This is the Holy Cu pel of the Mosqiio of Ardebi in Persia a carpet which for size, beauty, conditio! and authenticated :."( is said to he iinii vailed by any kniw ii cxanipl'i. Its dimensions are :ll feel t inches by 17 feet i. inches. The ground of the body of the fabric is of a rich blue, covcre I with a floral tracery of exquisite delicacy. A centre medallion of rah: yelliw terminates ou its outer edge in sisictn minaret shaped poin s, from which spring sixteen cartouches, four green, four red and eight cream, an t from two of these aro suspended, iu the direction of the respective etuis of the carpet, two of the sacred limps of the mosque. Hut the most interesting detail is (he pule cream cartouche placed within the border at the upper ml of the carpet, bearing an inter woven iii-criition, which is thus iranslated: "I have no refugo iu the world other than thy threshold. My I. ad has no protection other than thy porchw.iy. The work of (he slave of II i . Holy I', ace, Mai.-oud of Kui-han, ,n the year '.' I-. " Now, !'4'J of the lli-;ira is lo.'ioof o ur era : so that the e rpet was actually in existence, in the Mosque of the sacred city of the Suf. favivan Dynasty, when l,ueen I'.liza belh sent Anthony Jcnkinsoti on an embassy lo Shah Tamasp. Carpets ihu signed and dated are extremely r. ue nud are historically important, but a carpel not only dated and signed, but of uu h sie and beauty as this, is said to be something unheard . f before. New York Post. Cheap Lodgings. Old ticntleinaii Where do you lodge? Tramp I lodge where I got board. Old Cicntlcniaii Ah! And whero do you get board? Tramp Iu a lumber yard. Now York Weekly. Ten per cent, of the population of Jiidja are widows. Jlinuininir-hiid Souir. Htmuiiin-birJ, 'ot a word li.i you stir; Has jour tbrout No swei t note To repay Honey debts Jt burets When you go tin the wing Pilfering To aie I fro.' May be you Whisper to lllooia and leaf I in the vine Secrets line In your brier alls on I hem, Winded p in. Not a word Yon reply 1 i 'll' you My, ) I iiiiiuiing-hird! ".Trail1, 1 1. sherman, in Independent. IICMOIMM'S. There arc two places where it re quires an effort to keep one's balance on ihe ice and at the bank. Mamma And now, Ilddie, can you tell me what velocity is? Eddie Ye. That's w hat papa let go of tho hot plate with today. He Arc you happy now that you are married? She Comparatively, lie Compared with whom? She Compared with my husband. Mi-s (i ildini;: I wouldn't marrv you, sir, if you were as rich as Cm-, sus. Mr. Ilardrow Well, that's just the dillerence ; 1 wouldn't mary you if you weren't. Attorney sneaky sort of man? What do you mean, tir? Witness Well, sorr, he's the sort of mail that'll never look ye straight in the face until your back's turned. Wyncb So poor staggers has elutilh'd oil' ihe mortal coil. Lynch No. As I understand it he tried to, but the boys had tho rope too tirmly secured around his neck. .Mary had a little psr.r. lint not as you suppose I'. in- ii's iii.i nf eaniue breed ; The pug is in lo r llo.-c. Young Smith ( tolling the news (o his grandmother) Wrinkle, the gro cer, has busted, tiiaudma La me! who'd a thought it? He was ono o' the skinniest, boniest men I ever laid eyes on. She (in nfl'i ight ) Oh, Tom, why do you make such awful faces al mc? He (contritely ) I can't help it, dear. My rye-glasses are falling oil' and I don't want to let go of your hands. "Browning, dear," said Mrs. Emer son of Ii.iston to her husband, "what is a cutaneous pustiuu '.' " "A cutane ous pa-time, love? I never heard of such a thing." "Well, I heard two men on t ho street car talking and one of them spoke of a l;iu game." "Literature certainly runs in the ilteciisinilh family. The two daughters write poetry (hat nobody will print, the son writes play that nobody will act, and the mother writes novels that nobody will read." "And what docs the father write;'" "Oh he writes checks that nobody will cash." Miirriaire in Japan. A Japanese wedding iu high life is a pretty ceremony. Though no vows arc spoken, nor litis the church nor re ligion any part iu it, ihe rite is, never theless, solemn and impressive. There are ten bridesmaids gayly at tired in costumes of the "Japs." Two at a time enter from opposite direc tions, ami salaam each to the other, until the entire party has passed in, each kneeling opposite her companion. The parents of (he bride and groom now enter, those of the groom at tho left, and those of the bride at tho right, and aro seated near the brides, maids on cither side. The bride, attired iu a snowy, li I my dress and closely veiled, now appear leaning on the arm of her alli inccd, while the bridesmaid salaam. The go-between assisis the hiido 'o a scat by her parents, and ihe groom to ono near his. Tea is then served by the -go-between, three cups being given the parents of the bride and groom and to (lie happy couple. Each of the bridesmaids receive one cup. The go-between joins the hands of the bride and groom, and the latter leads his bride to the front and whig pers in her car a promise of faithful-ut-ss. The bride whispers in return, and Ihey exchango seats to show the union of tho two families. A simple repast is now served, and the bridal party disperses ; the bride and groom leaving first, then their parents, and lastly tho bridesmaids, salaaming a they go. , The go-between i generally a friend of the groom. In courtship she set lice the question nud arranges and assist In the marriage ceremony. New York Eecorder.

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