Ql)t ljatt)am Becqrft QL)t 01 1) at I) am fttcorft. II. A. LOINDON, EDITOR AND rUOPIUETOK. BATES ADVERTISING TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, One square, one lMcrtion One square, two insertions One square, one mouth II. fk Lot 2.C0 $1.50 PER YEAR Strictly in Idvanct. For larger advertisement liberal o racts will be made. l'ITTSIK)RO CHATHAM CO., N. C, OCTOBER 20, 181)2. NO.?. VOL. XV. tern O i Llfo and Lore. Ah, Love! thou art thu azure sky. And Life n summer cloud, Which blends with thee In rapture, Within thy lovvliglit towed. And Life is like the ripple? Which spread across the lake; Love Is the depth hencnth them O'er which the ripples hrenk. Love is one long mellow hreczc On which ll),'ht Life doth float Love ah. yes, it Is the oir, And Life, it is tin) hont. Boston Transcript. IN SPITE OF HIMSELF. II Y III.I.F.N KOKKKST HRAVKS. "M.iliicI Mattic! did you take that huckleberry iio out of tlio oven? "Yes, Aunt Ann." "And the enn custards you didn't forget tlio cup custards?'' "They're nil right, Aunt Ann." "Matty!" in nn accent 0110 degrco shriller tlinii usual. "Yes! What it il?" "There's ft Irnnip coming up the back garden pnlh. Send liiin about liis business." "Yes, Aunt Ann." Matly Vernor went valiantly to the bsick door, prepared to do buttle, glancing this way and that as Alio did bo, to make mho Hint (hero was plonty of boiling water on the stove, ami l lint llio broom was handy, in enso of need. "Well," said Malty to herself, eye ing the mass of rags on tlui doorstep, "you nie a dump. Nobody could possibly mistake you for anything else. What do you want?" she addoj aloud. 'Could you spare inc an old thirl, young lady? or a suit of clothes? I'm in :rcat need" "Thai's what you all say!" crisply interrupted Mitty. "I'm sure I don't Know where you got all your rag mid t.vters from. "Your'e just from an hospital, I auppo c. That's the next chapter." Ititt even as she spuko lior woman ly honrl melted within hrr nl (ho night of thu tii-L-il, palo face, tho wretched garb. "No," said ho, with a sigh, "I'm not frc m the hospital." Ho was turning away, when she recalled him. "Wait a miiiH'e," s;iid rhe. "I'll go t.eo what I can I'm 1." Dolling the door unceremoniously in hit face, sites went to a store-room opening out of tlio unused best par lor. "I don't care!" said Malty, arguing with herself with a certain tierce im p'tiienee. "I'aclo Job's things have lain here, of no use to any body, since lu died. Tha poor fellow may as Well have them, 1 suppose." Sho came back presently with a 'oinpact littlo bundle un let' her arm. "There," said she, lliuging it out of the window, "take it and begone! For," she added to herself, "if Aunt Ann should find out I'd been giving away any of Uncle .lob's old traps Why, goodness me! he's eaten up the hueklcborry pie and tlio three r.ip cus tards that I left to cool on the buttery vvindow-Ydgc! Here, givo mc back those clothes! You shan't liavo so much as it rag! You don't deserve them!" Sho had unbowed tbo door as she spoke, and, with a quick, light move ment, caught up the bundle beforo the stftngcr could possess himself of it. I'm very sorry," ho said, peni tently, "but I was desperately hungry and 1 didn't slop to consider." "Didn't stop to consider?" indig nantly rcpeatod Matty. "No, I should think not. You aro a thief I Do you hoar that? Not only a vaga bond, but a thief! And 1 should think a great able-bodied scamp like you would bo ashamed (o go bogging and itoaling around the country. There!' Thus (eiminating her lecture with u very expressive outburst, Matty once moio that the door in (lie poor, tired face, and resur.ied her occupation of ironing out Aunt Aim's Sunday lace cnp. "Matty! Matty!" called out the old woman from above siairs, where sho was turning over the contents of a big ccdarwood chest. "Ye?, Aunt Ann !" "Did you send tlio fellow pack ing?" "Yes I did." "That's right that's tight!" chuckled Aunt Ann. "These stroll ing beggars are getting to be a perfect miisanco hereabouts." But as Matty fluted the borders of laco with a quick, efficient hand, thinking the whilo what sho should do replace the missing pie in time for Aunt Ann's dinner, a softer mood Cftino over her. "Poor wrelch!" she murmured to herself. "Perhaps lie was hungry, llo certain did look pahs and tired, and his ragt were dreadful. I wish I hadn't snatched those clothes back. Il wasn't real nice and la lyliko of mo, now I come to think of it. I wish " All of a sudden, Matty Yeruor made up her mind as s'.io hung Aunt Ann's laco cap on llio nail by the window. She set her rosy lips together; her rycsglis'eniug' determination. Diwn through llio golden gleam of the ripening rye fluid went a liltlo curving path clo.-o to tlio siono wall, crossing tlio brook on a narrow planki and often losing itself in a wooded cope, joined the main road close to it peaceful, willow-shaded graveyard. Hero ten minutes afterward, Matty Vernor came upon the tired tramp sit'iug on llio stone wall. "Oh, here you are!'' said sho. "I thought I should overtake you if 1 look tlio short-cut. I've brought yon a tin of cofloo and some sandwiches and a pieco of home-baked ginger bread. I'm sorry I spoke so cross to you; but, you see, I was vexed to see the dinner pie gone, and the cup cits iaidn, too. And hero are the clothes. I'm afraid you need them very much. "Thank you," said tlio man, deject edly. "You see, I haven't always " "Oh, never minil all that." inter rupted Maity, imperiously. "I know about 'having seon batter days,' and that sort of thing. Hat you really ought to bu a liltlo inoro particular about tho tnilh." Unconsciously Matty had fallen into l ho air that sho adopted when she was haranguing her .Sunday-school class. Her bright eyes sparkled; sho emphasized each point by lapping her foot on tho gtound and lifting her beiry-staincil forctluger in the air. "Yes, but" "You should g i to work," said tho girl. "You can't expect always to tramp about the country. It will cud, soonor or lu'er, in the counly jail, and you aro too smart-looking a man to bring up like thai." The man, eating his bread and meat and drinking his cfl'oo, likened meek ly uuiil sho stopped for sheer lack of brent h. "Ye,"said he, with a sigh. "Hut, yon see, I'm not it tramp. Oh, I know appearances are against mo!" as Matty's glaneo rovorted to his wretched (alters; "but I really am not a tramp. You 6cc " The sound of approaching wagon wheels startled (he girl. "Oh, I dure say ! " said she. "Hut I really can't stay nay longer talking. I mud get back. Here's a quarter fir you. Mind you don't spend it for beer." And flinging the coin towards hint it missed is aim and rolled to tho foot of old Deacon Joblcy's grave stone, whence the man rescued it wilh p:ompt dispatch die vanished back into the wood-path and was seen no more. Half an hour later, Srpiirc Somer set, examining a pile of law papers in his office, was siariled by the sudden appearance of a tall figure in his door way. "Nothing for you, my man go along!" stid ho curtly, without look ing up. "That's always tho way!" sighed a resigned voice. "Ii's 'Move on!' wherever I g. I? u I've 'moved on' just about far enough, old man!" And he perched himself composedly on the oll'uo desk. The squire slarcd. "The voice," said lie, "is the voice of Frank Atherlon, and tho counte nance alto bearcih witness thereto! Hut the faded corduroys and the vol veteou coat arc i lie coat and corduroys of old Job Yeruor, who died two years ago. Old fellow" (clasping him ordia'.ly by both hands) "you're welcome! Where on carlh did you drop from? For not to disguise tho truth I honestly di I take you for a tramp!" "1 meant to give you a surprise," said Mr. Athcrton, still in the same ac cent of melancholy composure. "And I've every reason (o I Link (hat I have succeeded. I left Wyndalo to walk into Glen's Falls, an I a mile or so be low hero the river meandering through i ho woods looked s euliciug that I vcnturctl on a bath, just nt sunrise. Unfortunately, however. I was not the earliest bird going. S uno decp dyed villain, while 1 was disporting myself in the lucid e'ement, stolo my eloihcs leaving n mist of dirty rugs behind. Then I was a tramp in spilo of myself, and such a lecture I got front a pretty maiden at a fui iiiIioiho on the mad! However, she gavo me something lo cat, between her piecos of advice, also this wardrobe, and when llio express delivers my trunk, I s'mll bo al right Uichard will be himself again!" She gave you thoso clolhes?" "Sho did." Then," said Squiie Somerset, slap ;ng the tab!e until the legal docu- meuls flew in nil directions over the floor "you've been lec'ured by Maliy Yernor, the piottiest girl in town old .Lib's niece, and (ho owner of a pair of superb black ryes and I lie best farm in Warren County!" "Yes." mournfully ncccde-A Ather. ton. "She told mo thai I ought to go to work, and ihen threatened nie wilh the counly jail, and linally bless her d'ttr little heart! ended up by giving mo this!" Ho produced from the pocket of Cncle Job Vernor's trowsers a silver quarter. The squire grinned broadly. 'Here conns the express delivery now with your box," said iie. "And, a good thing for you, Athcrton, for my wifo is going to havo it tennis par ly bore this afieruoon, mid .Matty Vernor is (he champion player. You can handle a racquet, can't you, ok' man?'' "Uathci," said Mr. Alhertoii. Matty Vernor canio to llio ten nil parly in palo pink albatross cloth, cul after a semi-masculine fashion thu! was eminently calculated to drivo nnj ouo mad. Hut when Mrs. Somerset presenter' her to Mr. Athcrton from New York, sho changed color and started a litllo Yes," said Mr. Alhorton, iu hif gentle, mournful way, "you're right. It's the same person. Huckleberry pie, you know cup custards." Hut" hesitated Matty, in a be wildered manner. "You sec, you wouldn't allow mc (o explain," reasoned be. "You were delermiiic.l 1 sliou'd bo a tramp. J couldn't get any innings then, bill now's my lime. Ploaso may 1 make an unprejudiced statement?'' Matty listened to his explanation, coloring like a rose. S'.ie would like to have run away, but she had not sufficient moral com" age to do so. "And I gavo you Uncle Job's ohi clolhes," said she wringing l.cr hand" in despair. "You njver can know how accept able they were," avowed Athcrton. "And sonio bread-and-beef sand wiches!" "Ambrosia and ntetar couldn't have tasted butter. And llio cup-euslards don't forget the cup-custards anil the huckleberry-pie. 1 was so indescrib ably hungry, Miss Vernor." "And the quarter of a dollar my last quarter! You'll givo nio back Dint quarter, Mr. Athcrton ?" said Matty, wilh a spico of her old mis chief. "Never!" said Athcrton. "I'll pari widi that silver coin only with my life." Maity dropped her bead. "How I did lecture you!" said she. "How insolent I must have ap- j pcared !" I "Not in (he least," said Atherlon. "Your advico was exactly suilod to j the occasion, if only I had been t (ramp. Hut I wa-u'i." j "Wo ore waiting to play, Matty I" cried Mrs. Sjmcrsel. ! "Come on, Aihorlon !" bawled his t host. "Io you mean lo keep us wait ing all tlitt?" "Please," whispered Matty, c.itch ing up her racquet, "will you forgive me?" "A thousand liin.s ovoi!" Athcrton answered. "George," said Jlrs. Somerset that night, when Matty Vernor was gone and Athcrton hud bidden tliem good night, "our guest and dear littlo Matty seemed very much taken with each other, lie's rich, and ought to have a wife, and Matiy is such a darling! O ily supposo they should fall in lovo!" "I wonder," said Mr. Sjmorset, solemnly, "if the woman ever was born who wasn't a thorough-going inatchinakcr. Saturday Night." The Lightest Metal. "Some people scent lo think dial aluminum is the lightest metal in the world," said a gentleman who deals ; iu all tho fancy articles now made ol that commodity, "but that is a mis take. Tho spocilic weight of magne sium is only one-third of (hat of ulu minimi, and is even more hard auJ durable. It is not as u cful, however? as it catches firo very easily, even al Iho open hearth. It is not dostincd ft crowd Iho popularity of aluminum, although up to a short limo ago it was even the cheaper of tho two." Cin cinnati Commercial. The Father linprovimr. Molher Have you heard how Mr. Spanker is this morning?'' Small Son Oil, he's all right. lie's getting well fast." "Who told you?" "No one." Thou how do you know?" "His little boys lias begun to heal w'en their mother calls." Uood News. CHILDREN'S t OLl MN. A CAT'S S1.II.")I'Y. An open rajjc, some feathers fair, Two little maidens crying, And Pussy seated on a ehair. The mournful scene isp in;:. Tear after tear rolls down riHi i lircl,, fob after soli arises, Whilo Puss, as well as she can speak. utility soliloquizes: "If they would keepu bird in eage, They would not leave il undone: I-'or lliui's the tale in every jail. From Panama to London. "Their ducks and chiekthey pet and feed, And yet I've often noted. They eat the very birds indeed. To which they're most devoted. "Then wherefore look so cross and sour' Why malte this sad eomniolioiif Why should not I a bird devour. For which I've no devotion'."' New York Advertiser. wittr Tin: row lii i.i. is i ii:. L'ltlo James, four years old, was pointing out a cow lo a playmate. 'Seo the bell around her neck," ho jaid; "do you know what that is for? l'hat is what she rings when she wants ,o tell the calf that dinner is ready." IHubyland. lUUV'S Mlt-sT UOMAM'l;. The first attempt at romancing of aiy little girl, who is under three rears of ago, ran as follows: "Once hero was a man who ha I a buggy and t baby, and the daddy and mamma md the baby were in tho buggy, and (ho daddy di ovo into the big water and the baby fell out and was dead. Somebody ran out and picked ( lie baby up, and the baby wasn't dead and hu didn't fall in the water any more at that age." f Nursery. A row-Mil. kim; i"';. A member of the New York Pro iluco Kxcliange.who lives at Hillsdale, N. Y.,has a line registered Jersey cow, which he keeps for her excellent inilk-producing qualities. Iteccnly the fl iw of milk was conshlernb'.v diminished and the cause could not he ascertained. Thero seemed to be no trouble with the cow. She was iu ns good health as ever, and tho mystery remained unexplained until one day a farm hand saw a dog in the pasture with the cow, who was taking his breakfast from her udder. Tlio cow appeared to bo greatly gratified with the operation, and Iho farm hand called (ho attention of his wifo lo the fcene. Since tho cause has been discovered the cow has been placed in the barn yard during tho night, but tho dog has on several occasions been seen with her in the pa-lure lot during llio day. f American i'ariner. THE IMSiiU MT:i i ;iW. A well-known uptown family has a pet crow, which is given thu liberty of the whole household. It is as precise iibout its appearance as a prudish young maiden, and frequently it is al lowed a place in (lie dining-room when (he family meal is eaten. When night conies it stations ilself at one of the fence corners and keeps a lookout for intruders until l he early dawn, selling up a loud cawing at the siyhl of any si ranger approaching. A valuable diamond can ing belonging lo one of the (laughters was missed from (he dressing case the oilier day while the crow was perched on the window sill. Search was made everywhere for the missing piece of jewelry without suc cess, and Ihc finding of it was given up as one of the impossibilities. A few days since tho crow was followed into a corner of the yard filled with empty boxes, and iu one of them, hid den oway from sight, was found n perfect bric-a-brac shop, a number of bright silver and copper coins, u li:a greo comb, several lustrous tortoise hair monuments, a lot of bits of u.okcu colored glass, and a stock of shining buttons of endless variety and the diamond caning. The character of the crow has been considerably lowered iu the estimation of the fam ily since the discovery. Philadel phia Press. Killed for lltirnin? Our Capitol. Midhacl l'ii!z of Kriedensburg, l'onii. , who recently celebrated his 90th birthday, is a veteran of the war of 1X12 Speaking of the capture of Washington by the Pritis'i, ho said the other day : "I well remember wilh what rngo our soldiers heard that t licit Capitol had been destroyed, and how anxious wo were to wipe out the in sult. The chanco camo soon after, Tfhen Itoss, with his army and llect, moved on IJallimorc. We met him at North Point with 10,000 men uiidei Gen. Samuel Smith, who was a Revolutionary veteran. The British, as history tells, wore defeated. Here Gen. Hoes was killed Lv two of our skirmishers, who wero located in tres.' ORIENTAL SHOPS. Curious Pictures of Life in the Bazars of Cairo. A Confusion of Articles Use ful and Ornamental. Tho appearance of Oriental shops is well known. A square cavity hol lowed out of a wall two feet above tho ground, that is a shop at Cairo. Strictly speaking, it is nothing more than a largo rectangular nicho opon ing on to tlio street, with no way out cither at tho back or tho sides, in which, inslcnd of a statue, is a mer chant squatting amongst his wares, or a workman at his task. These shops, instead of being scattered about in different streets, as iu Europe, aro all together at conain corners; and when Ihc corners arc roofed in, they become a bnz ir. For (hero is not at Cairo a special structure for protecting those shops, as there is at Conslaniiuoplo or at Tunis. All theso shops make curious pict ures. Tlioro behind a mass of pots and pans, dishes and plates of red and yellow copper sonic black and rusty with age, others spick and span with newness, with here nnd there gleams of the red or si raw-colored gold so dear to painters of still-life subjects au Arab is busy at repousse-work, his hammering making a deafening noise which is heard afar oil'. Egyptian metal work is very line, with a dignity all ils own, mid Ihc oinmoii ewer in uso amongst the poorost is of really extraordinary beauty of style. Further on wo enne to a collection of red, black, or gray earl hon-ware; cheap s(oves, pipes, and vases, en graved with ornaments in intaglio, painted blue or roil. This common Egyptian pottery disdained, I know not why, by dealers iu Oriental ware, is extremely interesting. Its shape is often grand, and (he forms found in Egyptian tombs have been preserved. Next, gleaming like a border of jon quils and poppies with ils masses of red and yellow, is a shoe-shop, a regular flower bed for color. And in the midst of a confusion of Turkish slippers in scarlet or saffron leather crouches the cobbler stitching away ordrilling boles with his awl. The bazar, par excellence, is broken up iu an extraordinary manner. Fan cy au alley so short that it is barely two hundred paces long; so twisted that you can only seo a scrap of it at a lima; so narrow that the houses seem to bo scowling at and ready to fall upon (heir opposite neighbors; and beneath the dull-hiied lean-to walls, in every nook and corner, arc shops full of da., iug objects; many colored Oriental stall's, figured bro cades, dainty Arab jjwelry, gleaming daggers and sabres, ancient damas cened helmets, silver wine bottles, spread out or piled up for :ile. And amidst this confusion of sluf!', weapons, and jewels in glass cases, or of unfolded silks, is the merchant, squatting in Ihc shadow and smoking with absolu'e indifference, his dreamy eyes ga.ing forth in a kind of ccslaey of melancholy, whilst be foro him, in tho transparent bowl of his nnrgiieii, at each breath ho draws, floats a regular 11 itillaof roso leaves, dancing, whirling round, and nifl'er iug shipwreck amongst tho big bub bles on tho surface. These shrewd old merchants really look like poets lost in the third heaven of blissful contemplation. Immediately after sunset the life and motion of Cairo cease, and it is a rare thing to meet a native lelurniug homo on a dark night with a white paper lantern in his hand, or to see an Arab cafe still lit up, and w itli the eaud.es hung up round the door, making a brightness in the descried street. Harper's Baz u Valuable Moss. Tho valuable mots of Florida, says Harry Bomford, abounds iu the ham mocks and back lands. It is gathered chiefly by colored men. In its na'ural state it hangs in festoons from the trees in strands from ono to live feel in length. Tho moss is gathered by pulling it from the lives wilh long poles, or by rutting the trees down nnd then removing it. The moss is buried in the earth for about u mouth, after which it is dug up and is dried and shaken and sold to the local moss dealers for ! per hundred pounds. It is then run through a machine called a gin, which is nothing more than a cylinder covered with three inch spikes revolving bet ween a roll of similar stationary spikes. The action of these spikes is to knock out sonic of tho dirt and trash, but it. docs not complete the job. It is then shaken over a rack formed of parallel bars, after which ' is Dressed ilto bales of about 2o0 pounds each. Sjiho of tho moss works do all this work by hand, except (he ginning. The moss, after having gone through the abovo pro cess, brings from $2.60 to $3 per hundred pounds. If, instead of allowing it to remain iu (he earth for ono month, it is left thero for threo mouths, tho entire bark of tho moss is pulled oil' and (here remains a beautiful black fiber almost exactly like hair. The hair moss brings from . to 7 per hun dred pounds. Mr. Bomford suggests tho treat ment of this moss as a good field for invention. He thinks a machine could be made which would take off tho bark, leaving the fiber, without the necessity of burying tho moss for so long a limo in (he earth. American. Scientific Tools I'setl in the Pyramids, 'hiring i. residence of two ycar in a tomb at Gi.eh Wilheiin M. Flinders Pel rie collected evidence showing that the tools used in working stone 4"00 years ngo were niado wilh tho jjwclled cutting edges, as in the modern cu. torn. He has stilted his reasons for coming to these conclusions, and proves in a very satisfactory manner that the pyramid builders used solid mid tubular drills, straight and circu lar saws and many other supposed modern tools in erecting that greatest of buildings. Ho also shows that their lathe tools were set with jewels, and that they did work widi them that would puzzle the modern artisan. Iu one place hu found where the lines of em ting on a granite core made by a tubular drill form a uniform depth throughout, showing that the cutting point was not worn as the work ad vanced. 'The regular taper of the core would also go to provo that the drill was set wiih jewels on the inside and ou the outside alike, thereby facilitating its removal. In some specimens of granite he found that the drill had sunk oiie-lcirh of an inch at each re volution, the pressure necessary to a vomplisli this have been at least two Ions. The capacity of the tools and Iho skill of (lie workmen are illustra ted by the clean cut they made through foft and hard materials alike, there being no dill':reiicc in the width of (he groove when it passes through soft sardstoue and granite hard as iron. Nothing is known concerning the material of which their tools were made nor how the jewels were sot. The diamond was very scarce at that time, therefore the only logical con clusion is that I hoy used corundum. Chicago Times. licstoring Ideal h In Desperate Cases. Anybody may be called upon to af ford assistance to drowned persons while Ihc doc'.or is being sent for, and Professor I.iborde's simple method for restoring breath when all oilier means have failed deserves to be uni versally known. j The other day at a watering place , in Normandy two bathers, a young : mail and a boy, who wero unable tc , swim, went out of their depth ami disappeared. They were brought on shore inanimate and were taken toth i village. Two doctors were sent for, , but the young men gave no sign ol life, and (hey were declared dead. I M. Laborde, who was li-hiug a j half an hour's di-lance, came up as I soon as ho heard of the accident. 1I j examined 11. e lody and found that the extremities were cold and Iho heau hud stopped. Then taking hold of the root of the tongue he drew it vio- : jently forward, giving it a suceessiot of jerks in oider to excite the re fie action of the hie i! ing apparatus, ttliich is always cxiieinely sensitive, s.iys the L'iml n News. At the end ' of a few minutes a slight hiecougl showed that the itient was saved, j In addition ( the usual restorative ' means, Profeor Laborde in extreme cases rubs the chest with towel: j soaked in nearly boiling water. Some Spanish Praclices, The Spanish shepherds practiced j marking (heir lambs by branding th( ; nose with a hoi iron. i Shearing lime came iu May. Out j hundred and fifty men weie employed to shear u"0 sheep; each man was i expected lo shear eight per day; but if rains, on!y live. The sheep stood on their feet vhilo being sheared. Foi a lime after shearing they wero care fully housed from storms and the chilling air of the night. The flocks were not permitted to cat the grass while the dew was on it, nor were (hey suffered to drink ut of brook oi of standing water wherein hail had fallen, experience having taught them that on such occasions they are iu danger of losing Ihem all. -American Farmei . Jo-Morrow. When Father Time. Now old and gray, Was In his prime, I've oft' heard say, His one piest was to-morrow. With L'vc he fulked The matter o'er, With Adam walked, His spirit sore His seareli was one of sorrow. From Jordnn's tide To far Cathay; Jty Tiber's side lu I asnr's day, Fresh trouble he would hoi row; For where he went, 'Twas all in vain. Past time was spent, To-day was plain Hut where, where was to Morrow? And so we sec Him gray and old, And so he'll be Through vesrs untold, There's no case for his sorrow, (lo where he may, He'll simply find Just plain to-day, Which lasts hchind That false mirage -to morrow. R. Ii. Heudrick, in Youth's Companion. HlMOKOrS. Driven to drink Artesian wells. It ran be said of the feminine fashion of suspenders that it is hold ing up. "1 think that young man's conduct simply shocking." "Thai's all right; it's professional with him. He's an electrician." She Do you love mo for myself alone? lie Yes, and when wo'ro murricd 1 don't want any of your family tin own in. Johnny What did your motho whip you for, Jimmy? Jimmy Eatiu' green fruit. Johnny Who gavo yo away? Jimmy The doctor. The gentleman so often mentioned iu novels, who riveted peoplo with his gnz", has now obtained perinuncnt employment at a boiler manufactory. Said the lecturer: "Tlio roads up these mountains arc too steep and rocky for even a donkey to climb; therefore I did not attempt the as cent. Yubsley lo they set pretty appe tising meals at your house, Kcddy? Keddy Appetizing? Oil, yes. A fel low gels up hungrier than when he sat down. Miranda (sobbing) It is better in every way that we :hould pari, dear Orlando. Orlando (in a choked voice) Only in ono way, dearest. Miran daYes, beloved? Orlando (over come with emotion) It is cheaper, darling. "Hid you go on that trout fishing excursion?' "I did." "Did vou fish with flies?" "Fish with flies? Yes, we fished with them, camped wilh them, dined with them, slept with thrm wby, man, they almost ate us alive!" "Your husband," said the caller, sympathetically, "was a man of ex cellent qualities." "Yes," sighed the widow, "he was a good man. Every body 6ays so. I wasn't much ac quainted with him myself He be longed to six clubs and as many lodges." Higher Council of Labor. A British consular report gives an account of the new "Higher Council of Labor" which has come into exist onco in Belgium. The object of the new body is to form a permanent centre for tho local councils of indus try and labor, and to act as the inter mediary between them and the Gov ernment; it will also advise tho au thorities in regard to labor legislation and labor qne-t ions generally. It i? composed of 4R members, 10 repre senting employers and 1(5 workmen, while the remaining lt aro selected for special knowlcdgo of economic questions, all being, in the first in stance, nominated by (he Crown. They aro appointed for four years, after which time it is hoped that (he organi. ition of the local labor coun cils will have improved so as to be capable of clocting the representative! of tho employers nnd workmen. The members during sessions arc to re ceive $1.20 a day and traveling ex penses. The first subjects for discus sion are the application of the low of l)s8!l, regulating the work of women uud children, apprenticeships, techni cal education, insurance against acci. dents, etc. Tho names of the lirsl members have been published by royal decree, but it appears that the Socialists among (he workmen are not satisfied because they think that the clerical clement is unduly repirscntcd. Another Socialist has icsigncd brratitf his party, which is in a uinjoiity in the local, is iu a minority iu the higher councils. Further (roi;blo from this source is inevitable.