V.- v. " "' v ' ; tfljatljam Uttoxh II. A. LONDON, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. HATES ADVERTISING One square, one insertion- 11. (k One square, two insertions 1.60 One square, cue month 2,l0 For larger advertiscmcnta liberal cm racts will be made. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, $1,50 PER YEAR Strictly in Advance. VOL. XV PITTSBURG1, CHATHAM CO., N. C, OCTOKKR 27, 1802. NO. J). mm Tlio LiuhI of I'seil-To-He, Ttryoml the purple, hazy trees of summer's utmost houndaries; llcynnd the sands, liryoml the sea', Itryond the range of eyes like these, And only in the reach of I lie Knraptured gaze of memory, There lies the lai.d Ions hut l me The land of ITsed-to-l'.e. A land enchanted, such as sw In golden sens ulicii sirens clung Along their dipping brinks, ami sun; To Jason in that mystic tongue Tltt dazed men with its nielodyf O, such a land, with Mich a sea, Kissing lis shores eternally, Is the fair t'scd-to-lte. A land where music ever girds The air with liclls of singing birds. And sows nil sounds with such sweet words That even in the lowing herds A meaning live" so sweet to mo Lost laughter ripples Irinpidl.v from lips brimmrl o'er with all the K'eo Of rare old ISed-to-Hc. O land of love and dreamy thoughts, And shiiiii-f fields and shady spots, (if coolest, greenest, grassy plots I-lnibossed with wild forget-me-nots. And all the Mucin that cunningly I.ift their faces up to me Out of the pas:; I kiss in thea The lips of t'sed-to-lle. J love ye all, and with wet eyes Turned glimtneringly on the skies. My blessings like your perfumes ris 'J ill o'er my soul a silence lies. Sweeter than any song to mo Sweeter than any melody Or its swiet echo, yea. all three- .My dreams of Csedlo-l!o. .lames. Wliitcomh Hiley. TWO PAINTED DOORS. Mr. Miiner boarded nt Number Three Simson Terrace. (There was no terrace, but the 'Squire thought the inline sounded sonorous and pleasant, so lie had christened hi live lit lie cot tages '-Simpson's Teri':ie.'') lie boarded wiih Mrs. Cliipley and her two dauy liters, Mind and Marian, who felt it a great distinction lobe of any service, however slight, to the pastor. Maud gathered fresh flowers for the study table every day; Marian sal up l:Uo (lights to iron ami mend table linen so thai the good man might have a clean napkin every day, atid to darn his stockings so that you euuld not tell mended plncjs from the whole, nnd llio little widow herself exhausted every culinary its urce to humor his dyspepsia, and to contrive t'ninly dishes out of I ho least possible foun dation. To these three simple women Rev. Milo Miiner was like an em bodied saint. "And now 'that Mr. Miiner is safely gono for tlio day," said Mrs. (''Dip ley, "wo'll clcau the sitting-room and whitewash the waFs. Run to Dix ey's Maud, for a lump of tiuslaol.ed lime, nnd oh, by the way, bring some cornmeal, dear. We'll have hasty pudding for dinner, and cat at the kitchen table, Hasty pudding and milk will do for us women." 'Of course it will do, mamma,"' said Maud. "1 j.tst like pudding and milk," cried Marian, jumping gleefully up and down, "and although Mr. Miiner h such a dear, good man, yet is a sort o relief to have him gone once in awhile, so that we can clean house nnd cat hasty pudding and milk. Oh, Maud!" sho whispered to her a'sth tic sister, ns Mrs. Cliipley went nut to hang tho big kettle over t lie lire, "I've such nil idea In my head! If you'll only get little grass-green paint, ready mixed, when you are at Dixey's and a mcdium-si.ed brush!'' "Orcen paint, Maiian? What for?" "Hush! don't let mamma hear! I'm so tired of hearing this called the house with the blue door." Maud obeyed; although the elder in point of years, she had long been ac customed to be domineered over by pretty, positive Marian. "Rut it is tlio strangest thing, Marian," siio said, as fifteen or twen ty minutes later, she handed over a mysterious tin can and an oblong paper parcel to her sister; "Joe Dean is out now painting his door blue." "Tastes diil'er," said Mai ian, shrug ging her shoulders, now invested in a prctornaturally shabby old calico gown, suitable only to tho extremist exigencies of house-cleaning time. "Blue is a lovely color, but as Ap plied, to a house door, I am heartily rick of it. Joe Dean has no more taste than a Newfoundland dog." 'Ths Deans are expecting city com pany to luncheon," said Maud. " They sent to borrow the butterfly china plates this morning." "It must bo nice to havo city com pany," sighed Marian. "Oh! but to think of tlio work ot it!" said Maud lifting both her hands. Mrs. Cliipley came in at that mo ment also clad in what Matiau called her "scrubbing regimentals," and wearing ail old olive silk handker chief tied around her still blight "Jid glossy hair, and tho thrco set them selves determinedly lo work. Rev. Milo Miiner, on reaching tho railway station, received a telegram that his friend, 1'rof. Klingeiiburg, could not possibly meet him that day. "Very good," said Mr. Miiner, "I'll just step hack homo and get a inouil ful of luncheon, nnd then I'll go to look over those ancient manuscripts with '. Hodges. He has been urging me to do so for somo tunc past, and I may never havo a better opportunity than this." Mr. Miiner lucked the umbrella under his arm, lipped his black, wide rimmed hat. over his eyes anil set oil' on a swift swinging stride back to Simpson Tei race. The bine door stood wide open, so he walked in without the least ceremony. "Fresh paint !" he said to himself, elevating his thin nostrils. "If there's anvthiug on (lie face of tlio earth I deles', it is fresh paint. And I've got it all over the skirls of my best dies, too! Where is Mrs. Cliipley? What line become of the girls? Nobody ever seems to be in the way when they're wanted. Hut, fortunately, here's luncheon ready spread. 1 wonder now how il hap ened. How could they know I was coining back. Cold roast grouse, with currant jelly chicken salad pickled oysters really, now, this is something quite beyond tho ordinary run of cur bills of fare!" The pastor sat down and ale witli an excellent appetite. He made a big hole in the chicken salad mound; he picked the bones of a crisp, brown groiic with genuine satisfaction; he buttered a tl iky biscuit and added to its flavor by several spoonfuls of amber quince preserve. "All the s.i in'," said he to himself, a he wiped bis mouth with a damask napkin, and rose from his chair, wi'h another glance at the vegetable-shaped watch; "this sort of thing is quite beyond Mrs. Cliipley' menus. I thought she had better sense. I must really speak to her about it. In the meantime 1 must mako good speed if 1 expect to have much time at my friend Hodges' place." Away he trudged, much onit'orted and sustained as regarded his inner man. "Joe! Joe!-' shrieked Miss I'ran eesea Dean, c- tiling into the room a few minutes later, "what have you done? F. lieu up all the company luncheon? Oil, you greedy " "I didn't do no such tiling," shouted ,Ioo from an upper room, whero he was transforming himself from an amateur journeyman painter to a modern tennis player. "What nre you talking abou' ? ' "Some one litis eaten his All!" cried Miss Franccsca. ".hist look nt the lab'e!" "Then it's some tramp sneaked in through the door that I hit open to dry the paint,'' bawled doe. And while the Dean family were endeavoring to rep.vr damage', the task of house cleaning went swim mingly on at the. Cliipley domicile only two or three doors away, the girls and. their mother scarcely taking time to sit down and eat their hasty pudding, which, by the way, got se irehed 'hrotigli Maud's over-devotion to putting the chinl. cuitaius at the pastor's study windows. Rut hasten as they would, the newly whitewashed walls were scarcely dry and the ftirnituro not yet rearranged, when dusk descended on the scene and Rev. Milo Miiner nine in. Oh, tako cire, Mr. Miiner!" cx c'ainied Maud. "The door, the paint is frosh." Mr. Miiner solemnly advanced into the area of tho lamplight, and, twist ing hiiu-clf around to gel the skirts of his coal, eyed them disconsolately. "Moic paint," said lie. "Rltte paint!" "No," said Marion, "(irecn."' The two colors were ludicrously alike by lamplight. The groci might be mistaken for a lively blue the blue for a dull green. "Illue!" said the pastor, firmly. Do you think I haven't the use of my "eye?"' "(ireen," persisted Marion. "1 know, because 1 put it on myself." "It is not well," sail K"v. Miiner, "for the young to be positive." "Rut truth is truth," said Maud. "And while I'm about il," said Mr. Miiner, now thoroughly exasperated, "I deem it my duty to remonstrate witli you concerning the extravagant and un wan anted style of diet in which you in lulge during my absence !'' "I don't know what you mean," said Mrs. Cliipley, feebly tatching her breath. "Hasty pudding and milk can't be called extravagance," hazarded Maud. "Scorcind at that," murmured M iriau. "Roast grousj nnd currant jelly," taid the pastor. "Chicken salad and sponge cake. And here again I trust to the evidence of my eyesight till set. out on your old butterfly pattern china, I know because I ate it myself." "Vou you got into (he wring house," gand M and. "It was the house with the blue door," serenely uttered Mr. Miiner, as if (his was nn incontrovertible argument. Marian clapped her hands hysteri cally. "Mainmi," she cried "Maud, Mr. Miiner, who a!e up Miss Dean's com pany's luncheon. That was just what Franccsca Dean told met hey bad pie pared! And on our biitlci fly china, loo!" "It was Ihc house with the blue door!" stubbornly iepeatc.1 Mr. Mil tier. "Hut doe Dean painted their door blue, today !" exclaimed Marian, "Am! 1 painted ours green.'' The pastor sank limply into r chair. "Then," he said, "I've got green and blue paint both on (he skirl t of my coal and I have made a dread ful blunder in the bargain ! And 1 iiittst go at once and apologize to (lie Dean family ; but not until you, my kind friends, have forgiven me for my meddling interference.'' "Rut really," said mischievous Maud, "hasty pudding isn't an ex travagance." Mrs. Cliipley nnd Marian hastened to deprecate the pastor's humility, and he went sadly to make his pence witli Mis.s Franccsca I (can. "It is kind o' queer," said Deacon I'liilpoll, talking the matter over some days afterward. "The dominie, ho plumb admits that he's soil of absent, minded, and needs a wife to keep him straight. And l'il bet even on pretty Mis- Maud and Frnnirsca Dean."' The deacon, however, was wrong for once in his life. Pastor Miiner did get married, but it was neither to blue-eyed Frnncisca nor dark-orbed Maud. Dike a sensible man he pro. posed to Widow Cliipley lieisclf, and was accepted at once. "llul if Mrs. Miiner does not ob ject," he said with due courtesy, "I should like to have the front door painted blue once; more.'" Homo Queen. The (untile ltiisiness in Kussiii. Russia burns more caudles to her population than any oilier country in Furope. She uses about f.o,noO,iMH pounds of caudles every year. At tho door of every great cathedral there are candle peddlers, who have counters before them and who sell candles to the worshipers as fast as they can iiatld them out. These nieti are die-sod in the uniform of the church, and they tako in pennies by the bushel. 1 watched a couple of lliein for a long time at the entrance of the Kn.an Cathedral in St. 1'etei fiburg, and in the course of half an hour I saw tit lea.: ;!') men, women and children buy candle'. The interior if t'lis rhincS is as large as the hall of the House of Congress. Its halls were hung with golden icons and there were j'weled icons on the pillars and set into th solid silver altar of the back ot I lie. church. Reforei a- h icon there wa-. silver candlestick. The tops of Iheso candlesticks were in the shape of a disc, and each top had a number of holes in which to slick can-lies. Tlio worshipers (rolled from one of these candelabra to unot her, lighting a cm die before each nnd pulling it. up to burn before the picture. There were pt obably ,"i00 candles burning at ono time in this one church, nnd when you remember that this goes on all over Russia every Sunday and every holiday an I during most of the days of the week, y 1 1 can see, where the candles go to. A largo part of the candies used are made in bouses nnd not in large factories.- New York Press. Infection in Paper Money. TI.0 possibility of infection being conveyed to a large number of persons by means of paper money has ot'to.i been suggested, and an examination of Ihc notes of the Hank f Spain cur. rent in Cuba, which has recently been published by Drs. Aeosta and Kossi in the Cronicl Medico-tjuirurgieo do l; llalmna shows that this form of cur rency is indeed liable to contain septic germs. Tho notes chosen for thcii experiments wcro some that had been in use for a good while, and wcro such as represented values of a few penco only. It was estimated that two notes, weighing altogether about fifteen grains, contained moie than 19,000 germs of various kinds. Cul tures wcro made in broth, gelatine and Mgar, nnd these were injee ed into the peritoneal cavity of rats and guinea pigs, most of which died within twenty-four hours. ffnyifji I II 1 1. 1H UN'S ( OM M. AT TIIK Ml SHM.i:. The eat on his fiddle thrummed hey-diddle diddle, In measure delightfully g-iy; And three little kittens waved wildly flieir mittens, And murmured: "Row well lie does play I" While puss stamped I hoots, thump, thump, on the flour. As a delicate hint that tlii'd like some more. The pussy who fell down Hint ho-rid wi-P Arrived, rather damp, toward th end. With Pussy Cat Mew, dre I in pctticial new. And Puss from the corner, her friend. Only one sent regrets: "tselly grieved l-i have been At London detained hy n mouse and the (Jiieen.'' New York Adverli-er. A T"t a tiiMi i i;n M'sinr. Perhaps one of the most touching instances of appatenily ill-sorted friendships is that of the well-know n lioness which died nt an advanced ago in the Dublin 7, lological iai dens in lsTti. So feeble had slut become lh: she was unable to repel the rat,, which found their way lo her quarters and continually annoyed her by biting her feet. It was finally resolved to intro duce n good ratting terrier into her cage, anil litis was done with a result thus graphically described : "Th dog was naturally received with an nogry growl; but as soon as the lioues, saw how her companion treated his tirat rat she began to undcr-taiid what the terrier was for, and immediately her behavior towards him w;is changed. She now coaxed him to her side, folded her paws around him, ntid each night the little terrier slept nt the breast of tho lioness, enfolded with her paws, and watching that his natu ral enemies did not disttirl) the res! of Lis mistress." New York Post. XIOIII. AMI Ilt;i! Ulll.idilA. I.ike many other religions concep tions of the ancients, the myth of Ni ohe and her children Mas probable based upon nature. F.very Milium1!' the cruel situ god sends Irs lie y ar rows and destroys inneh, of tnotliT earth's choicest bloom, and in the fall she weeps over her loss. To eiubo ly t Wis idea the old (Jreeks are. supposed to have created Niobe. There are many legends about her. Utit they all agree in t lie loss she sustained the loss of her children. This is the myth: The g-dde-. Lcto had but two children, Apoilo and Artemis, while Niobe had a very numerous family. Proud of this, she seolled at Leto as the mother of only two. Apollo and Artemis then slew till her children with their arrows. Niobe, after vainly trying to protect them, wept over their dead bodies until she became a rock, which still weeps incessantly. There tiro two or three rock masses in the vicinity ot j Smyrna in Asia Minor, which bear a close resemblance to a woman bowed as though in tears, and these have been ; pointed out by the very credulous a- ; nil that remains of the sorrowful god dess. N.Y. Voice. i i W it I' A Ml hi N NN"I l". ,'ueen Victoria, says the Household Monthly, isn't allowed lo handle 3 newspaper of any kind, or a maga zine, or a letter from any person ex- ! eept from her own family, and in member of the royal family or house-' hold is allowed to speak to her of any ; piece of news in any publiraihui. All the information the ,neen is per-1 milled to havo must fust be. stiainei! through the intellect of a man whosr business it is to cut from the paper; each day what he thinks she won il like to know. Those scraps he fasten! on a silk sheet, with a gold fringe al about il, and presents it to her unfor-' lunate Majesty. Tho silken sheet will. 1 gold fringe is imperative for till com-' unifications to her Majesty. j A:iy one who wishes to send Hit (liiccu a personal poem or comniuiii- ' cation of any kind (except a peisona letter, which tin poor lady isn't al lowed to have nt all), must have it printed in gill letters on one of tho-t silk sheets with a gold fringe, just s( many inches wide, and no wider, al: about it. 1 These gold tiinimiugs will be re turned to him in time, as they are cx-1 pensive, and tho (J u eii is kindly am.' ( thrifty; but for the tjiiecn'.s piesenct they aro imperative. Hurt His Feelings. , Weary Wiggins I've been in , suited. Tired Traddlc--Who insulted you! Weary Wiggins That mill painlei old granger over there II red nit twenty-live cents a day to poee fur : scarecrow in his corn patch. I The nails on amputated lingers, i I lias been observed, continue to grow TUB PYRAMIDS. Something: About Egypt's Hucc Piles of Stone. i ClimbirtR Up and Entering One of tho Groat Edificos. Thousands of years beW there were any dwellings on the stvfi since eeenpi'd by Jerusalem, Koine and Athens, at the very dawn of human history, when all the rest of the world was still wrapped in the thick gloom of prehistoric barbarism, a vast town of huge buildings rose not far from hc present city, on the other side of the Nile, which was dotted with tho boats of the ancient inhabitants. A forest of venerable date-trees easls its shadows upon the black soil, beneath which lie buried the builders of this city of a world gone by, of which nothing remains luil the vast ceme teries, their position marked by tin avenue of monuments. The famous pyramids of (ii.eh, opposite Cairo, on the borders of the desert, form the last of these necropoli. Kvery one is familiar with the ap pearance of Ihcso strange pyramids, llii .- huge paradoxes of strictly geo metrical form, so vast and so lofty that it was not until after fifty-eight centuries of development that the hu man race succeeded in erecting a building of greater height, whilst tint loftiest pinnacle of the most aspiring (iolbic belfry, however light and airy it be, did not soar higher than the point of the pyramid of Cheops bc foie it was blunted by time. Nothing could be more confusing to the eye than the general appearance of these heaps of stones, in which no artistic iiiiiccption plays liio slightest purl. Tl.e eflects of perspective in these lin -s of mathematical regularity nre most bizarre huge bare triangles, the outlines shortened or lengthened) marked out like a diagram by the sun into flat bands of light and shade, the reflections in the sand of the four mighty angles varying according to the time of day. The sloping sides, which at a distance appear absolutely plain, are, when approached more nearly, discovered to be broken up into a series of project ing stones, like, a huge stair case worn with uge. It is somewhat diflicuit lo judge nt first sight the size of the pyramid, and the best way lo iiii:. sure the height is by climbing it ! It is. al a corner whete the stages, which seem lo have been made for a race of giants, are divided into smaller steps, either for Ihcsako of mortals ot b-sir stature or by the action of lime, that the a-eont of lite great pyramid of CI p is made. We start, puHicd from behind by one Arab guide, and dragged from above by another, with our eyes fully occupied with the dangers of the climb. Completely exhtii.sted, altogether out of breath and with knees too still' to move, we pans s tit last, feeling as if we had sculed all three monuments at once. I'.ut looking round, we liud we arc scarcely otic-1 hi id of I lie distance up, and see our fellow -climbers looking like c iltercd ants u pon the huge tri angular mass. It is not until tin1 platform at the top is reached, ami the lunge aro tilled with the pure air of the heights, that any real idea is ob tained of the monument of Cheops. And what docs this huge edifice eontniii? We must go down again lo find out. The entrance, which was walled up, is nt a eoiisidei able height from the ground, in one of the faces of the pyramid, and looks like I he porch of a cave cut in the living rock. A dark, gloomy-looking door opens on lo a low narrow passage, with Moor, walls ami ceiling till lined with granite,' polished ti.l il is like ice. An Arab guide, with a candle in bis hand, hoists you on to his shoulders ami pl'iuges with you into the slippery corridor, which descend rapidly lo a bole in the rock on a level witli the soil, going up again at the same ;.u:?le. This opening gives access to a bare room, in which is a square hole, one the ic.tiiig place of the mummy of one i f the Pharaohs. 1 he rest of the interior consists of two or three narrow passages, resembling cavities made in oak timber by the teredo, with two other chambers similar to that known as the King's, all faced with granite, witliQitt a moulding or ornament of ai;y kind; airless enclos ures, whore no chink admits a my of light or sunshine; huge masses of compact liinestcue, wrtpi it utter night nnd silence. Such is tho stmige monument to but'd up which Cheops caused mountains of stone to be re moved by v.holo nations of people, who perished at their task beneath tho vhips of the eon"i&t guards. Ni'iftis of a Mild W inter, "Snipe Hew South two weeks later than usual th's fall, and that is ono rcasoii why 1 predict that next winter wilt be uncommonly mild," said, an old Lackawanna Valley (I'enn.) weather prophet. "Swallow- stayed .North three weeks after their regular limo to leave, and that is another good sign of an open winter. Robins aro still bore, and I am glad of It, but they would have flown South ten days ago if they hadn't felt it in their bones that we are going lo have a late fall and a warm winter. A woodcock that I shol the other day bad only a few feathers on it, and that's another sure Vigil of a warm fall and a mild winter. My wagon wheel ran over a cock partridge in II uiiiiig Rrook town ship last week, and when 1 picked up the dead bird 1 found that it was .cry thinly feathered. Si much for the silent language of the birds as a fore east of tho weather for six months. "Now tako the animals for more signs. I trapped a coon in my eoru liehl the other night. He was as poor as a crow, and that means that thi weather will bo so mild next winter that be will bo able lo be afield (very day. instead of having lo hibernate, as he did last winter. At this time last fall the coons were as fat as pigs, and they lived on the fat while they were cooped up in the trees on ac count of the cold weather. Next winter the coons won't have to lie dormant at all, and bears will roam over the terub oak ridges from Christ mas to Faster. The fur of wood chucks is much thinner than usual and that is a sure indication (if an open winter. "I'nUlcsiiakes arc crawling over the huckleberry patches as lively as i hey were in mid-summer, ami that is another good sign that the con" sumption of coal will be much smaller next winter than it was last winter, lilacksnakes arc also as thick ns they were two months ago. hist year they took to their dens the 1st of Septem ber. "liuckwheal is poorly filled every where, and that fact tells me that the winter will be so warm that nobody will hanker for pancakes more than once a mouth. Ail the signs in the bird, the, animal, tie; reptile, nnd the vegetable kingdoms point to a milder winter than we have experienced in a decade, and I predict that coal- will be lower before New Year's." New York Sun. An Incident of the Cottonwood Fight. It might be (if some interest to your readers to learn of the freaks of two bullets that eanic under my observa tion in lstsT, during the Niv Perec Indian war in the Cottonwood tight. F. A. Fenn had a bullet cut four holes in bis pantaloons without draw ing blood, and one turned both lip? and loosened a front tooth. This was kissing a bullet in reality. About one week later I was running a race with some fifteen or twenty In dians; the goal was a small mound; whoever readied the mound first could hold it. We had some friends coining on the trail, which passed in -l al the fiAit of the iitoiiiul. Tho horse I was riding was quite fast: I had got a hundred yards or so ahead of my com panion mill stopped to take a shot at an Indian. Alter 1 shot I jumped on my horse, just as n young fellow came up. We were on the move, when he said, ''Lew, I in shot." 1 asked him if he was hurt bad. He ntid. "No, I have caught the bullet." "All right," said I; "put it in your pocket." 1 let my loose run, and soon l ft him, for I had 'be (rail and the Indi ans bad the grass, 1 reached the foot of the mound, when the nearest Indian was about 1 .'" yards from the foot on bis side. The mound was tolerably steep and about lo" feet high. I let my horse climb as fa-t as he e -mid. When I reached the top I jumped oil, nnd the Indians were on the rim to gel out of the reach of my long-range It-'iningtoii. I opened lire and kept ii up as long as they were in sight. When the excitement was over the young fellow showed me where he bad been shot. The ball had just gra.ed his arm, making a blue streak about live inches long, and had struck his gun-barrel (when- it screws iutc the frame) and raised a dent on the inside of the bairel as large as a pea. it then glanced ami fell into his lef hand. The gun was ruined, but i1 saved his life. The shot had been tired at me, ns the young fellow had not been in sight for tin instant. -f Forest and Stream. A Purl i in; Shot. Yourg Callowc If il is all over be tween us 1 suppose you will reluri my ring? Prunella Here It is. I supposi vou want to pawn it. Not So WVic .hfler All. The world is wide they say, And each may (' his wav. No need is there of strife, And one for peace may pray In all his daily life. If might distasteful lie A near thee pass it hy. And thy aspirin:.' ga.n Turn upward lo the sky - To what thou fain wouldsl einls So may we all he taught : i-'o train the early tlioii-lit In good ami niieeful ways, That all. as pi op'c ouht. May live but happy d:ns. 1 truly 'ike the plan, Jt hath a hroadeu'd span lieaehin: to heller thlii1', Far better even than The warrior psa!iui-l sings. Put somehow I can not To such a quiet lot Attune my rebel fate, For.iust as sun as shot I meet whate'i r I hat-. ; I . -fruit Tril.nnr. Ill MOHIH'S. audiod opinion '1'all'y. Km bed evils- Poor n lations. Not tiecessa: ily after a bird Iho man who goes out for a iark. The fellow w ho ii ai t ies the "reign 'ng belle" often has a stormy life. Il is sai l that the guillotine is (he most successful remover of dandruff. I You li- Pa, give me an example of in "floating debt." Pa (-ally)-. My yacht. j "In order to live well," said the man who rejuvenates wealing apparel, "1 j in n-t be careful to dye well." ! ..That dark-haired lover of yours is badly Miubuined." "Yes; I call him i now my little black and tan." I Husband My dear, there's a bur;. j Iar in the room. 1 have no revolver. Wife Then look daggers at him. ! Persistency is the road lo success. ' The only known exception to this ruU j is Iho ease of a hen sluing oti a china I oe- j Holts do ciiliee. It jam w as fire, Nn yoiiics'cr would desire it. ' M ike pleasure ikUicult and see How much a man requires it. ! "Young Whiz is living a ralliei ; fast life now isn't he?" "Yes, he liai i io, yon know. He's a conductor on an ' express train.'' If the orator is referred to as t ! word painter, why not refer to the ' lecturer in a deaf-and-dumb iiistitutt j ns a sign painter. j liivcrs The cholera bacillus, il ' seems, is shaped like a comma. Hani. I Then why don't the authorities i,uoe!i ",:s tail oil and bring it to a full stop, j stje 1 don't b lieve you love me at ' much as you d-d before we wok married. lie Jul as much as 1 evct ! did; perhaps not as much as 1 said I did. ! lVofcssor Wait, wait. Y'ott ari playing that part too loud. Don' hang so. Maiden Oh don't worrj about that, professor, the piano is ) hired one. Tiie Widow Doyou think niarriagi 1 is always a failure? 1 ' n 1 Ii m'li Al ' wins a failure! Well, I should say not. Why, I know n case, wlrrc tin i wife fairly idoli."s her husband, aid he why, he can't keep away frou I her a minute. Tt.e W ,dow ltlcss me ' How long have they been married ' lhillincli - Nearly a wei k. Skeleton of a Snake. ! To the ca-ual ob-civcr the serpen I is a helple s eicature of imperfect or ' gani.aiion, while in reality his skele I ton is a marvel of ineeh in ieal eoulriv auces. Ti ue, lie possesses no fret but Nir l.'ichard Owens say-: "Th serpent lias neither hands nor talons vet it can oulw resile iho athlete i crush the tiger in the embrace of it j ponderous overlapping folds. lt ! from licking up its food as it glide. idling, the serpent lifts up its rrushei 1 prey and presents it grasped in Hi .-oil ns in a hand to the gaping, slimy ! dropping m nitli "' Profess ir llilley icgaids (he vertc i br;e of a snake as Iho uio( perfpr ! piece of anatomy in the world. N mechanism is so simple, yet so thor I (High. The skeleton consists of j skull, ba-'kbone and ribs. The dilb-r cut vertebra' are connected by joint j and two ribs are attached, one o; j each side. These form a number legs, as it were, by menus of wlui' i the body assumes those sinuous i in vo fv'hich one cannot fail to admire. Al j movement is in the hoi i inlal plane I no motion being accomplished by vcr I tieal undulations. (If the fifteen hundred snakes know. lo naturalists, only a very few nr 1 poisonous in lecd, these arc the c ceptions. 1 here are liflcen variolic to be found in America, and but Hun of these arc venomous tho rattle, snake, the enppcrhend atid the vatc iijocca-in. New York Herald.

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