Chatham ecov&. l)att)am ttrcorb. 11. V. l.OIS'IJOIV, EDlfOlt AND I'Kul'METOll. KATES A D VERTISINC TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, One square, one insertion Odc square, two insertions Ono square, cnu mouth 1.69 2.60 $1.50 PER YEAR Strictly In Advanct. For lar or advertisements libi tal con ranl.i will bo iniide. VOL. XVI. HTTSIK)tt() CHATHAM CO., N. C, Al'UIL 2ii, I8M If slM i V NO. , 1 Iir I'lnlu ItirJ !n Spr'ntr. Tim water drip (r nil the mossy cavci, In. jewel drops on l;ist year's lonves, Tlic earth is wrapped irt a vale nT mid ; Ami through this gntr," "' amethyst, Cullies llio phi'be's note, so ileal, .so swe t, The . nil .if til.- phoh.. l,ir, : l'lieno! Ph.-li.-! 'h.-l."! Till Sllll'is. 'lidding jls rosy glow On tufts nf cnviiii's whim UK Kinivr, That bloom ly (li l.l stone wall ; And from tln woods hy l)i- waterfall, We faintly hear, so clear, so svvet, Tin- .'all of tli.' pliclic bird : l'licb.! I'lmbc ! Pii.'liit! Tin- breath of violets most riirw Is wnft.'.l mi tli. gentle air. While from ..,i"!i moml ami ferny 11 dunes a plaintive not.' like n silver Ml, So piercing line, so e"iir, so sweel, TIi .-nil of tli .li...i. I.lr.l : I'hebe! I'M. In'! I'lichpV n i. II. Wwik. ill N w Y.iikSini. THE PRETTY QUAKER'S CALL. Philadelphia boasts probably if the prettiest (junker girls in 1 lie- world. Twenty yours nr more ago, there dwelt at the corner of Chestnut mid streets a roil (li'iilor in cheese nn. I butler, by flio liiinii' nf Fphriiim Prout. Ilo iiml made a fortune in the trade and whs widely respected. llisilged lll.llill'l' was otic of those distinguished personages wlio fake thoir seats upon tho platform in the meeting-houses', mi l occasionally, say mice in six months or so, have " cnll to speak. " AihI liift wife wns nn industrious body, as ymiiifc looking us lior nun daughter. As fur tlmf daughter, wmi'iIh cannot describe In-r. Nature, in pity fur llio prejudice which il'niiiio.1 lior lo car sad-hilcd garments nil lior life, hud showered iiikiii Imt all tin) lirilliant lints upon Ik r )ial"t1 s. Friend Fph raims daiighti r was fair t look upon. Perhaps she knew it, for she had a looking-glass, lmt imt inn; word nf llattory Innl sho ovor heard. S.i, work iiflor wi ck, ti rst day, found Jiessy lit ntft't in ; second day busy Willi household a flairs, while Ii.r iniitlior superintended the washing; tliinl day, ironing; fourth ilay, link ill;;; ninl sn ml till t lit! seven were leeoiuite.l. Sim was twenty-four. Twenty-fniir ninl imt iicirricd. Hud you asked Friend H inn ih 1'rnii.t why, she would Iiiivo suiil : ".My . laughter does imt yet liake lire.nl as I eoiiM wish, ami 1 emi li. t nllnw lior tn marry until that is well learnt."' Young men who saw liessy at the meeting or in her father's stniv were lint sn eiiliuly in lilVoiviit. More than one junker ymith, with a jilciisant hji Jreeiiiti.iiii)f l!os-,y's liouiity mi'l thrifty misiiloi'iiti.iu of her fiitli. r's wealth, were like l.nrkis "w illino;. " lint on limit' of them iliil the jiatel'liiil oe fall ith favor. Kl'lirnini J'rmit niel his wife llan linli hinl alriMiily select",! u liiislnui'l for their chihl. Th it hush in,l to 1" as mie I'oter Putter, a" wi. lower of forty, wliu talkeil mil nee isionally I'leneheil an. I nwiit'il throe lilneks nf Aleh street roiorty, "-iHares'' the iailaiiee nf the riiilailelihiiilis. Hessiehail not lieen c.uisulte.l. Often nho ao'iuiesi'i'il in tho iri'iternal tinimi that Fricml I'oter was a worthy man. Ann irnl ilily sh 'wmil.l have asealmly neiiiieseeil in the opinion that h' whh the proper liiishainl to select when tin1 time eaine, lmt for uut' imliirky I'iri'nmstaiu'e. Aluiiit the nii.l.lh'nf I. e mlor, just when Hessy's loaves were lic;:iniiiii to merit iipprnval, Selina tirief was mnr rio.l. After passing ineetinj ninl e;nitif tlir.Hili the other cereiiiniiies, tlui new-niitilo couple pave n honse xviirniin, ninl tliitlier nf course, went llessy, Ik s-.v 's mother ninl father ninl l'lieml I'eter. Thither nl'-n ciimo a yonnj,' nimi of the worhl's people, one Mr. John Iliililiiiiil, who wore n lilaek coat, n pair of patent leather hunts an. I n t.tovi'-pipt lint, ninl who was reyaiileil liy the youthful I'rieinls wilh feelings f niin;:le.l n.lniiniti.in ami terror. Of course, there was neither sinyiiifj or (lnneinf;, lmt they played, the for feitslieinj; g.'iieially kis""s. Mr. Jluli ia ril ciijoyril himself iiinaiiiyly. Ho lniiiiri'eil to kiss Hossy nfteiier than any one else, nnd that niht walked home with her. (iHslioii. .1 hy her motlier, liessy niiswercd: "1 lliouoht it Imt I i:ht to allow him lost lie should think Friends proud." So iiriterual solicitude was put nt lest mid few impressions were nwnk- r Uy the fact tint Mr. John Hub- laird soon took an immense interest in lmttrr mid flici h. conversed with Friend F.phrnim on those milijects with (;reat Hiiiui'itimi when they en coiintt ii'il f.ieh other nt that Friend's Mnn ami iiiainiK".! to lc invited home to tea li cans h ivnlly could not Jea'.e Friend l'piiriiiu until lie quite. eompi eheiidi'd tlie a.ivnnta;;.'H of the new patent churn. On.' evi'iiiii ll.inirih cut. the lmf, and siiiihiii; turned to her daughter and said : "H.'sy, t'n'i' m ikes bread as well as thy mother." That afternoon was one to bo re membered. The fimo had come, when Friend Peter Potter Iti lit be gratified. His wife was ready for him. A conference was held between tilt! father and the anvious widower respecting '-y's pecuniary prospects, shniild her fu ture spouse die first, and the court ship commenced. The three sit before the tire - F.ph Mi i iii twiddling his fliums, Hannah darning stockings, "the child" Jlessy knitting. Fphraiin b.'gim. "Itessy." "Yes, father." " Thee me lit t i ni'iunc n house, of thy ow it." "I think so, father." "In fact, it is 1 i mo thee nhoiild marry." "Yes, father, I have been thinkim; so myself. " "I inn sorry to hear thee say that, my child," cried Hannah. "A young girl should not think of such a matter until suggested by her parent, nr some w ise friend." Messy looked down abashed. "Only last week a friend sp ikn to me of the matter." "What friend? fioo 1 Sanih I June, doubtless; sh is ever for !ri iie; wo men mnirv betimes." "o, mother; not Friend Hose." "Peileips thy Aunt Klia." "No. mother." "Who was it, child?" "Friend John Hubbard." "Friend John Hubbard !" "Yes, mot her. He spoke of t hi n king well of me and suggesting that our lives would be passed ll ippily to gether." "Bessy, thee knows a female Friend may not marry a voting man of tic woi'l. I'm people. Christie llrowu was rend out of meeting for h i doing. "Yew, mother." "Well, child, sincn tin tim" has come for thee to marry, thee will be glad to know that Friend Peter is iinsioiis for a w il'e and prefers thee." liessy turned pale. "Friend Peter is worth a lut of money.'' "Yes, father." "Also, he is n Friend." "Yes, father." "Consequently thee had better marry him. It is now time fur thee to retire, (iood liighl. liessy." "Hood night," said liessy, with a trembling lip. So il was settled. It never entered into iiuy one's heart that liessy was not used tenderly. And the days hur ried on, one after the other, toward the First day, on which the twain were to "pass meeting" for the f i rst time preparatory to the solemiii.atioii of their nuptials. It was Friday. All the week liessy ha I been a little s:td, not quite herself. The extremely line fabric of her mils Iiii dress did not seem to interest her n it should have done. At two she runic to her mot her. "I have some little, business to At tend to in l''airmounl,"she said. "And I have b;'cn thinking it would be a pleasant thing if Friend Peter could drive mo there in his leathern convey ance. " So Friend Peter was summoned. The light wagon was brought out, and away they drove. Peter iliseolir'ied volubly. liessy r.nswered quietly. At Inst the wire bridge was crossed mid Fairmonnt lay before them. When this was insight liessy spoke : "I'riend Peter, tie e sees (h it white building with white shutters?" "Aye, verily do I." 'Thee will oblige me by taking this package mid deliver it to Friend Ann, with my good wishes. Mean while I will hold the reins, I do not w ish to alight. Friend Piter obediently took the package mid departed. He staid ten minutes. AYIien ho returned horse, wngon mid lmly love were gone. He rushed about ilis traeteilly. No one had seen anything. Peter waddl 'd home. They were not there. The (Quaker mother said: "lie not it 1 1 1 1-1 1 1 e I ; they will return soon, " Hut the day passed with no fign. So did Saturday. At ten o'clock Saturday evening n noise ot w heels was heai'il. Hushing out they found the wagon, a mulatto boy and a note, but no liessy. lu terrible anxiety they tore open the missive. It was as follows: Vevh I'a nr. s rH( ami IiKsri.i rrn Fhjf.ni l't ri.B: I lioi.' you liuvn not lnsn nlariui'.l. ! a n well. Mother kn tw. I presirnn, that II woiil.l not lie e,i-y l.i mum if one f.'lt n call to ln fo. I lia.l no call to I'l-uiiiteil t i I'. ien.l I'eter. I hail a eall to marry .lolin. Tliero i lie li. e.l of til rein.i'iy of paving nn et- 111 aaiimg worl.l's p.'..'l". so 1 inn ali' ii.ly f'rii'inl Il'il.l.anl. Siiggcl to I'rii il l I'. ler th" worthy Ann billings ns a wife. She i- a Letter Inni-ew if.' than I. Anil let nie know soon that I may l' forgiven, for I inn in irrief on a.-i otuil of your alio in ami iimioyniii'. Your loving daughter, 1! SMK lll lllHllll. Friend li i o i in tw isted his thumbs, Friend Hannah folded lur hands. Friend Peter opened his eyes and mouth and shook his head slowly. At length Hannah said : "Call my mother, I'.pliiaim." And Fphraiin brought the old lady down ntairs. Nobody said a Word not one. They gave her the note. She read, folded it, put her spectacles oil the table mid sat quiet - fifteen minutes, half mi hour, nn hour. Then she arose mid snid : "1 hnve a cull to spenk. When the prodignl koii returned the father killed the fatted enlf. I'.essy is a naughty child ; but verily she desires forgiveness." And liessy was fiireixen. Two weeks Inter Peter married Widow Ann, n:id M r. and Mrs. John Hub bard were guests at the wedding. I Yankee Hlade. Advantages nf Kxercist. It is important to notice Imw min h depends mi what students and young lnen are apt to despise us b. low theit noliee I in 'iiu a perfectly sound phy sical condition. Take two men, if they could b" found, exactly alike in mental nnd bodily aptitudes, nnd let the on. go ou carelessly and idly indulging hi nppetites nnd generally leading a lib of what is called pleasure, and let tin other train himself by early hours, b temperate habits, mid by giving b muscles mil brain e.ieh Heir fail share of eiuployineiil, ninl nt III" end of two or t Inee years they will be iih widely npmt in their capacity for ex ertion ns if they hid been boruwith wholly different constitutions. Without n normal healthy condition there can, as a rule, b im good work, and though that qualification cannot absolutely be secured or preserved by any rules n littl uimoii sense mnl j care will go a long way both in seeiir- I ingalld preserving it. O l that point , 1 will just gho tli.se hints: First,' t!ml it is not menial labor that hurt'- I anybody, unless th" exe 's be very j great, but, rather, fretting ninl fidget- , ing over the prospect of labor to be J gone through, ho that the man w he ; Can accustom hims df to take things calmly, which is quite ns much r matter of discipline as of nature, and who, bv keeping well beforehand with ! what he has tn no, avoids undue hurry j nud lielvnils excitement, hnii great adviint age over one who follows a dif ferent practice. Next, I would warn : you that those who think they lent not time for bodily exercise will soon- ' er or Inter have to find time for ill ! ness. - -Lord IVrby. A I'igeim Willi ll Memory. ! It Heenis really impossible to ( xtim guish the homing instinct in n goon pigeon. A story is told of a I'renel carrier pigeon which was captured by the (ieniian soldiers during the siege of Paris in The bird was being carried in a balloon from Paris U some point in the cniinliy whence, it was expected to return to Paris with p message. It was taken to the (Senium headquarters and presented to Hie eonininiider, Prince Frederick Charles, who sent it to his mother in (Serniimy. Here il was placed in a splendid roomy aviary nnd carefully fed and Hour ished ; but, although it was kept here, living in the lap of royal luxury for four years, the French pigeon .lid tint forget its fatherland. At the end ol that time the aviary door was l. fl open one day. The pigeon llew out, mounted high in the nir, llew about for a moment as if to Iiml the point of the compass, am! started in u straight line for Paris, 'fen days afterwards it bent its wings against the entrance to its old loft in the It inlevard de Clichy. There it wu recogiii.ed, mid its case being brought to public attention it was honored ns n patriot returned from foreign cap tivitv. It remained at the Paris Jar- din d'Acclimatioii until it died, m 1S7H. New Yolk Witness. The Cliiiriiiing Side nf l.if . 'There, dear," remarked I he young wife, who w.is trying "love in a cot tage" just after the lapse nf the honey moon, while she sat with her husband nt the breakfast table, "yon forgot to get the sugar yesterdiy, so you have none for breakfast. " "Oil, yes, 1 have. I've got you." "Hut you can't sweeten your coffee w ith mo," she said, with it love light in her eye. "Mayli! not ; but I can sweeten tny life with you." "How nice! Just like books." I Toledo lihule. (iiu.ihm:n's cou'mn. J ITTI.K TOTNK TWO sl... .. Little Tottle TWO Sh I. Sit. iq."ii my ki 'Tell me just one story.'' I'li'iulingly sn.vn she. And I start the story. S Tiy ta -k lor in" ; Little Tot lie Two SI ; l.i-l.-n - thiiughtfiill). Of a knight I tell In i. I'.rave a- hrave .'an h. , Of hi- lady love, too Very lair was she. 1I"W th" iiiahl was si. .L u, Mow he set her 1 1 - Jlow they bravely sail, o .1 K.nill.'v misery. Little T.'ltie I'WO S'loe, Nes,.s , ,,e to me, A- I ell. I III" si'- . Very happily. Tli. -a I a k h.'i if I May I..-I I'l-ive l,iu :ht -: I'.lll sill' line- Hot all-W'' last asi'i-. i- si,,.' New H'l-aii- I'l n.'.iiu". I N I I A N iM!-:s SlolilS. Our sports were inol led by the life nnd custom: of our people - indeed we practised only what we . xp.etr.l to do when grown. Our gutiies wire lints with the bow and arrow, loot ami pony races, wrestling, swimming, mid imitations of the east. . ms and habits of our fathers. We had shain lights wilh mud bulls mid willow wands; we played lacrosse, made war upon bees, shot w inter arrows iwhieli wen used only in that season), ami coasted upoli the rih-i of animals ami buffalo robes. Our gaini s with In. v. and allow wi re usually combined with hunting; but ns 1 shall lake hunliii: for the subject ofnnollii i letter, I will speak only of such as wi le purely plays. No sooner did tile boys get together than th. y div ided into squads, aiid chose sides ; lieu a le nling al low was shot at random into the air. I'., for.' it fell fo Hie ground, a volley limn the bows nf the pal tieioants followid. Faeh player was qui. k to s e tic di rect imi and speed of the loading arrow nml he tried to -i ml his own with lie Mime speed .11111 at an equal le iglil. sn that nh 'ii il f. II ll would b.' closer than any of tl lln rs to the lir -t. ll was considered out nf place to shoot an allow by li r-i sighting the object aimed at. 'fills wa- usually ilu pruetieai'le, because tie- ..bj-vt was lilniosl always in iuoli.ui. while the hunter him i ll wasnl.-n .;i the back nf n pony in full gnllnp. I In n-fore. it was tlie nlVlmml shot that tlie Indian bny sought to master. There was an other game with arrow, uliioh whs characterized by gninblni: ami was generally coliliued tn the in. n. 'file races w etc all ev.-iy .lay occur rence. At noon Ihe boys w.-re usually gathered by some pleti aiit sheet ot water, and as soon as tie potties were watered, they were allowed In gl.ie for nil hour or two, while Ihe bnvs stripped for their nooiul.iy sport-. Hoys of nil ages were palled for II "spin," and the little led men cln-erod mi their favorites with spirit! As soon n s this was elided, the poliv races followed. All the speedy ponies were picked nut, and riders chosen. I f a boy said, "I cannot rid.." what a sh.uil went up! Such derision ! Last of all came the swimming. A little urchin would hang to his pmiv'.-i long tail, while the hitter In Id only his head above water nnd elide I sport -ivcly along. Finally Ihe aniiniils were driven into a line field of "Hiss, mnl we turned our ntteiilioii to other gullies. j )'. A. I'.asl mini, ill St, Nicholas. Mongn'iau lLi:i:', These 'I'aiehiiiar Mongols are much given to nil forms of magic. Sform ilispelling tin y appear to hae learned from the K 'ii in I ui 'I'lbelmis ; but the origin of sonic of their other practices is nol so clear. Ceilaiu iiiiioiig them, they claim, can cans a person to be stricken ill or can even coiiipass his death. After having procured a I". w hairs. a nail paring, or something from the person of the intended victim, I hey make n lit 1 1" image of him in (lour, ulld ill this slick the relic. Then it suffices to prick the lund. heart, lung, or limbs of the cpley .i cau:-e acute pains to be f It by the original in the same portion of his body. Ol course niie must recite certain potent ihailiisthe while; Mi llmm lies these elet of success. I inn Hot aware that this mode nf hew itching a person so well known in Ihe Wesl-'in world in ! ancient mid medieval times, obtains to nuy great extent in Asia. Personally, I have never in I il elsewhere. - The Century. F.illu r Will Ibi. "So yon lire di'terminail mi a jour ney to the North Pole?'' "I mil." "(Suing out with Ihe next cxpodi. timi''" "No; I shall -o out wilh the party that i'. to rescue the next expedition.'' i Si w York S.iii. DliRRIXi; XMTHRS. A Cape Coil Industry That Smacks of Tennis. Yi'ird Scmie at a Hcrrln;; Cnvk by Moonlighl. Win ii trout b. ei legal fry for the angler bv virtue ol statutory enaet meiit C'ipe Cod i his go "a-heirm'." I'.arlv in April the clean lined, silvi ry herring begins to dig its own grave, so to speak, by seeking spawning pi: s in t he ponds tint eiitply into salt water. Perhaps it is hardly proper t m- pare the fashionable pastime of tennis wilh the w.-t and li. hy mil oiiml i ngs of a herring er.-. k niter nightfall, In li a doi n y , s, a half IiuiiiIh d -nu n an slnm !in wnt -t w it Ii sieve-like sei'iip.-, in frantic emli nvors to laud tlc-ir li.-h. It I'tquiies science to net a hell ing, ami to i numerate the vari ety of pass, s, thrusts mid parries cm ployed by the Hitter is out of the ipii'-tinii iua new -paper art icle. Then, again, n b imis racket looks a . if it grew on the sauio tree with a herring in t. The net is a trill" larger Ihiiiithe ra. kef and inure loosely Kil ling, and a trille inure oval in the bow. The handle is nf g 1, solid ash and is four feet Imig. The iin sli i made of line or rawhide. The ideal herring netb r can swing m f tin iiupleuieiits when n tennis playing counter jumper would certainly in jure his spine in attempting to manipulate il. Si iih. t Mil. s hnnie in eh tuts have the bilk mi Ihe handle. ll is g (,, grip, but a winding of hie is bit ter. Wh"ii the helling ha niim nceil to "run" into the ponds by way nf the salt creeks, a bright moonlight ni: hi i-jus suile.l for tlu-ir di st met i-n. The tide lilllst I ( the pl.ipel stage. for h. riing prefer to make II journey with the least possible ixeitimi. li the tide is low there may be insulli cic!it water in the creek ami its luinia tuie sandbars at the entrance exposed. Long before tl uri'elit has mm- lueiieed to How neainst ; lie dow liwiird i-l renin and t bus back il up, the li.-r-I in r have arrived oil' shore, ami nr, awaiting the report of tinny sconls si lit up to lecolilloili r. Thoil'-lllid- ol t he t'lsh congl egale in buiiclus ami slowly move back and forth past the 111. II 1 1 1 of the creek. Their Illnvelnenls me marked by milled water that ro lled the silver of the union's rays. Now ami tlieii the hunch .huts hither and thitln r, and the erratic scurry i very inl -lestin;; to the uninitiated. The li -ii appal', lit ly in e I'l i' lileli. d by s.mie in -triii. enemy, nr the n purl id I lie sk ii inisln i s s, (s h"ir tails u-wig-g ing. The Hellers sit nn the sand, swan stories and await development. .It's IIO Use fur flu III to fool with til" single lish that dart up on the joiirm y to the pond. If the creek is a leased one a favored feu are in possession .if it privileges; if it is free, there is an air nt impatience thai nllou results in des ullnry netting and audible cuss wonls hulled at Ihe li .lieriueii for scaring away the herring. At intervals along t he bed of t Im creek are placed rocks so as lo form narrow channels through which the fish must pass in order to get up Ihe stream. Such a i out i ivaiice s tvcs its purpose admirably, lor just above the barrier u Hotter drops his scoop nnd the lish rush into it pell nu ll because they cannot go i-lse-w In re. Faeh Hotter reelim s w ith his lin e to seaward and his eyes oi' the silvery sput that murks tin location ..t Ihe herring. If the lish move mii in to deeper water the fishermen tehash gossip that may be weeks old. Put should the tell -tale silver cnie close inshore, .m hands nml knees the m l t, is creep to th Ig.-s nf tli" creek. some of them stand hip deep in the wnler, ami with nets at arms' length await the rush that Is sure to come siioin r or later. It may be n Inl-o alarm, or Ihe heri iiigass.nl the m.n.lli nf the waterway wilh tremendous vigor. In they come, leaping over one nnot her in their insane fury to gel to the pond above. Thousands ale crowded mil of water upon the beach lis I he big school makes the shallow entrance. Nothing short of dy innnite will slop the wild charge. Those in the van ale urged along by those be hind, nnd the rear guard i loses up all outlets of i scape. Tim sound made by the flapping, floundering creatures is indescribable. The roar has been heard a hall mile away froi.i the creek. The ti-tters begin to scoop out the lish by the dozens, and throw theni high up the bnnk behind the stands. If the lish come nt the surfi a neat twist of the wrist is necessary to inter cept them. Often they are caught on the tly. Again tin y are interrupted while performing a circus ring evolu tion. Then the lish divide nml plow along the sand at the water's; edge: but th:.' li 'Hi r mnsf have a thrust ready to ,.o tin most good iu inch emer gen. -v. The tinn of the run is limited, ami each sweep nf the n.'t shniild per form its part in the harest. When the bulk of In rring has enter ed the Cleek, several II. I 11 Wll.le ill lllnl follow them up to ri tt lo or confuse them. Then waders beat the water wit h 1 1n ir rets and keep up a Kickn poo I m linn wt r ilnncr with vncal ac-- iti j ii i in i-li t . A good run may hist an hour, and the work of the night is i inplished in that time. 'When the last li .h has i' i-app. i red up the creeks the dead one. are collected into heaps and counted into barrels. He who has taken the most herring has doii" th" be,t lilg'.it's wo li. and no gets the largest ri - ti 1 1 1 ii . rat imi. that i -. il the dun. sst(.m jn vogue. The lish are pi n-. I uudi i cover, and tin ueti.r, alti I i. inoving tlie senhs that have stuck o t In ii- clot lung when tin- nir was ti led with living, flopping lish, h ave he bench. Fishing vessels me in waning fn pu.'ehase the herring for bait, ami limy may be had nt times for in c. iits p. r Inn. Faeh schooner ali' -- aboard s. . nil Ihousnid tish and then sails f.ir the banks, while the crew chops tie hilling into small cub. s, !ji.'h are later attached to the I ksof fiawl.. There are recognized "herring sh inties'' nil along Cape Cod P.ay and Vim-yard sound, from Pow der Hole to Falmouth. On the Vine yard are many more of th. -e shanties, nil of which tly a ling frmn mast or stall' when ti-li are awaiting purchaser.-. Po-tmi Herald. Anii'ihile nf li.sm.irek, I'll. I i iltsrhe lo vim publishes the following :is mi illustration of Prince P.isinarek'i gn... humor: "After In; I nd accepted the Ministry of Coin- iiii'i'.v tlm prince was struck by the in- j significance of ninny matters he had to h oi e. If, for iiislal , anybody had hoei, caught elieilly hawking goods ami had been send n I to a line, but had to be paid 'd nil the seme of j j poverty, it was necessary, mr . I ih remission of the fine, to j obtain the consent of two Ministers ih" Mil i -t'T of I'mai nd the Mill- ' i-l. i' i f ('.nntiifl'C". ISisuiarck had ; t.ilo u spoci.il note of ii case of this j ' kind. A p: .1.11. r had been sent. -lie. . I o ' a I' lie . f If 1 1 marks oibmit li c dollars, ; j ami 1 1 e I'nd.-I'-Seel . larv of State re- ported to tie- new Min'sb-r of('o.u-; ni 'i'c. that he was a poor chap who ' ha. I to maintain a wi'e mid child, mid would hnve to sink into still deepi r misery if the line were converted into , imp! ' soiiin. nt. lie therefore begged ; lit nisi. -I. to sign tin immediate la port. :.lv i -ing llm king to pai' ili i' the pe.hlli r. The prince em- itieally r. I'll -d lo do sn. for. I sai I In-, if tlm king had to be advised ! to us. his right of pardon in all such . ens, s, justice wanld become n dead I. t t. r. The I'mh r-Seei'. tary of State then referred to the traditional pr i tiee, and appealed to the heart nf his chief, who answered : 'All right. I'll I give the pool chap the 'Jit marks out ' of my own pocket, but ymi shall not ! have inv signature I'm- the thing.'' 1 A liib' liens . liabi. s. There me now living three White I (ouse babi. . I ha! are lmf yet too old for the title. I'.aby M.'Keo has just been seven year-, old. mnl is enjoying a beautiful h inie in linliaimplis with his giamllather. whom he dearly loves. Until CI. velaml and liaby Father are the etln r two. IJulli is three years Id, and l-'siln I is about six months. Neither Miss Hull, n.,r I'.aby McK.e Wll-b.'iu ill III" White House. Miss I ill ' ; i O.-nt (iiant, mm nf tiie most beaut ilul y oug ladles of New York, was a Whit'-House baby mice, for she wai bolll in (lie Whit- House while her gi ami nit Ii.r was President; ami another V li it e 1 1 on baby was her brother. l'!y s-..-s S. ( irmit. Jr. Miss Nellie A.lhur. now u lnaiiitiful hnlv living in Albany, wns ,t White-House child .Im "tug her father's a. In, in i-.t i n I im, ami t here are now living several mi. I, lie -aged ladies who were the chil dren nr grandchildren of Presidents long ago. These ladies snv that in l!io-e days they were petted nml talked about jit ns tlm ('lev. hind children nnd liaby McKee lire Imw. This s. i ins odd to us now. A White-House "child'' seldom In aid nf its Alan Ar thur, the brother of Mi-s Nellie, nnd the only smi of President Arthur, lie is a grown man imw. but not a very old one. New York Ledger. His Only Hope. .lewi h r. 1 caii'l l.t ymi hnve an other engagement ring. Mr. I'pton. Ymi owe me fur three already. Ibirdy Fptoii. YouM better let me have this mm too. If this goes, I'll be in ii position to pay tor the others in a few months. j Puck. Paring tlm last year the postmasters of this country handled nearly 4,(100, thlil,t;ii stumped ldeces nf lnipcr, A .In in per. II" Jumped out of bed nnd jumped into lit shoe-:. II" jump.'.l f,,i the paper that Iiml the day's new.' : When breakfast was o'er he jumpM quick its n .-at. for hi- Pi- miisiil at mnl his everyday lint. lie jump."! en th-' ear that was going ilovvu l"W II. Ami hejiuiq.'.l to shake hnmls with his n.'ighli ir. Mis- lirowii ; lb-jump-d fr.'iii tl ar when the office was ren-hc.1. Ami inmpe.1 with alarm when til" fire whistlii s-r lid. II" jumped into harness to do his day's work, Ale I never w;w known ..in small duty to shirk : Win n doiiig his work, if folks into liim l.iimp'"l. II" -topped ii"t to argue, but over them jumped. II" jumped at ea.'h chain'" that the day bmiigl.t b him To enlarge .and expand his wall-t's bright t im . And Win n h" got through at 111" end of th" day. 11-iini.p.'d en tl ar that was going his way. lb-wit" .I'l l his i hildren jumped at his re tain T"gi-"l he. i. and all th" .lav's triumph" to l.arii. Ami when tli-- In -I prayer mid good liigbt had b- ini -aid. Yi'i.r in and y ar.'nt. he jumped into bed. li,,s'i,i (ilolio. Ill MOK01 S. The best Ihing out out of debt. Spices ni " lmf ns ii rule noisy, but ymi have ;.! h. ard the gingersnnp. Ch rk I .ain't live nn $10 a month. FinployiT I never insisted on your liv big. liiz.y- What silly story is flint you were telling that gave those people, the giggles. Fizzy -One of VnUI's. Spatfs I hear flint (inslin lost Ilia head at Miss Hurley V the other night, liloobunip. r fin re's nothing in it. "Appi ar.iuces are very deceptive,'' remarked the b nor. "Yes," replied the prima donna; "especially farewell appearances. " Sim This is so sudden, Mr. Homily. You must give me time. II I'll dis- coiitit it live per cent, for cash. How iloes that strike you? tiilswcll Young Hlivelis bonsts tll.'it lie iiev i r loses hi'- head. I'ukaiie Well, he couldn't expect such great luck as t hat, y oil know. "Oh, there is n terrible fuiltiel shiipod cloud coming this vviiv." "Well, the funnel begin soon then. ( let into ll y clmie cellar." "Ymi oin lil to be very proud of your wile. She is a brilliant Inlkil." " ...i i e right there." "Why, 1 cur.hl listen to her all night." "I often do." Count lliisfulag.. (leji dedi Tin n I have waited upmi ymi all thin time for nothing? Miss lioodleby No in deed, In iv is fifty cents for ymir s. I f. Ibai-i -.'l, '.ailing tune s 11. .11 at hand. Wlc'ii man will sadly n nun And reali ." us ne'er before l'lii'ie s in 1 pla.'e like h,,ni"." She - lb says his poeins are widely read. I'e Well, that, proven one thing. Sim -What? He That the I'dltols read ill tides b( I'ol'C rejecting thelll. lr. I'ooley ( limine 11 bur of son., please. Shopman Yes, sir. lo you want il scented or unsccnled? Ibioley Aw - niviT timitid ; I'll jist take it wid me. "I gii, s. that party Slasher went to last night must have been rather stu pid.'' "Why'.'" "Oh. lie is as eleiir In u, led ami pleasant as I i v. r saw him this morning. "'Fine toilet soap, live cents.'" said the judge, leading the wrapper after he had used some nf thecotitonts. "Thai is not enough. I'd like to line it ."v. and e.'-fs. " Otliei r 'S our lmnor. I have 111 rested this man for singing "After the Pall" oil the ! I r. el. M agist rale I fi t imi sly ) I will hold you for com! for pro ducing bad notes. Sum That girl I in! rodueed you tn is as gnod as gold. Tom I don't ran) nboiit thai. If she's ns good ns a couple of corner lots near the busi ness centre, I'll be pel feet ly satisfied. Pi iiinis -1 nlt. 'i's sight has become straugi ly alfected, poor fellow. Ho sees i' very thing double. S ciindns !y jovc ! I'm glad you mentioned it. 1 owe him ten dollars nml I'll ten del' him this five. Tin' Kindly Old ( Sent leinn n 1 )o you know, in v good man. what was meant by the metaphorical expression of ask ing for br. ad mnl receiving a stone? Weary W niggles -Shuie ! It'n when somebody gives ymi work. A piano that ymi run wind 11 p is a, late invent ion. Whether or not it in going to be a benefit to humanity de pends altogether on whether the wind ing up wi'l make it go or make it top.

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