Unoil llcnson. An exchange reports the sarcastic laying of a tuuslt;;- o: clocut on who was Instructing an unusually ilul pujill. "When you have linh.hcd unir lec ture," m:i Id the teacher, "Imw uru.o fully and le ivu the plat f.irui on tip toe. " The pupil was very d ill, but nut so very dull as not to l'o I Mtrju ised at this lust remark. "On tiptoe?" he said. "Yes." answered the teacher, "su as not to wake the uudiciic.i." A lienor Scheme. A Yankee is Koiiik' to try to cross the Atluntie in a ten-font liu.it. beltM scheme would lie to hay A - if tc of those six-loot Tows that the tin delta ers sell, and eio.-.s tho M x lie would arri.e at li.s iuevital.t destination sooner ui.d m 'if com fort.ihly. Whilu 1;ier .Journal. Twoultl Kill a Modem Man. A lioinin soldier, In marliin uer, carrie I sixty i omuls of weight was exrecie 1 to iTi.ir h :ir i;i I -s !.. h.inr fur s'x ltoitr- .1 d iv. ll.is justly ac.riir.'d the rep'.;t.-.'i- n A Ivlnv The 5alvator for - ; twee;. I.".'-' 11:1 I I'l.ii p.eiiil.. 1 he a l'.v. m iclltli.-rv .-In. I, etc., I Mil the 'id l.a e t he merit ot i ei n-,' avaihiM-1 Tif8( W63, NSI'y'IS 'a.ie- ,--, liter I dm-m; the lir-t i:iu-t c.iamotiiy r.-cu meii.le.l met. 10 I ns . l. Splendor may he d.sinilde ',,., "I was Ireii'il.. I iva'i 1.-.1 .. e! ' v ' " 'I'" in. In:. dell r. eol'-l " 01 u :i 1 .y ail , neiai lie 11. I ills 0:1 . la.t s. mi.-huV It . Iu. - 11. -t a pi a 1 tu n,y p....fwlinu'. laitu-.aip tif. 1 .-'i , I for a !, rd of . iuhte.-u co.vs a small see.;.- 1-. , a-ily aeeuinpli.-hed Sl. ,, siruhleli. an 1 I an: sol ffn. an 1 .1-:',:,. -v M.. 1 n . 1 :e v.il.U ! hi varied ii'o.e. l'.v ii:.eing tin- eu iiinn room o,-r S),M ,., , , (l . ,., ,.1V ,,, ,.., ,. .,. , v , dll'-'fyk '' 1 ,,;,v' '"'"' J '" s- 1 1:1 pounds .i'li in.; the y 1 m the kiteh. a tlnoii-ii widen the eh I la- ,,.,, aecoidin:; t.. my notion in n.e.'i i.-hi. 1 i.. I i: , ,.,,;, 1 n, w.-uia n.-v ,.r stos, pip,. ;.,,- s. ,.r vmt-..- : ; ;ld !e t. moling i.tid iiivitine. K, ' J 11,' ' ;.' 1 I r. 1 1 I. I t 1 7.". .litid .. tic e ti s on si;.. ;! in ii-, kit, die n li- . ' Ml 'W ClveUp All Work i 11 :"' ' 1 ,i: i:u lie .-love. h. 1. tiny are liiur.uighly ,.urse in use. it night to siigee-'t n t j V t'.-r-'" v. I. i-t " : dr:e.l, .-,, I tio usually 'he necm- , ,, , ... :n. . ,., , ...... .,r,l i. a ! - :." M rn.g I I I ih.i;.:". i.e.,. ! I'd-h- I h. f. v- Very c.dd w . ,,t h, r. place . i,,,,!,.... ,, hic!i e-, m to foile.i j M v'' " "' '' " ' I t v t" ieiiia:.- ;:-.t.:v i.v ih" I'.d- ' in or li.-i.-i, protected lr anv appioa.-h. cei'laiiilv do n-l cm- i$r- -' -Wla'r-e. '- Mv i loi!...-sy:... ... - a:: l.:.g.n -..e:al- ' an., t a s.-.a 1 in ..:i ins- , t n I nie to 1 i.M e!:,, ami in." I" 1 -p! . n ff,fc'Mk) .. .'.!'.'!, . I hiv.- e.rtli !! "--. v.i ail I in - in ; w ineii i , ire - : r,-:,, 1.,. .1 t live. A i : i ,1, 1 .,, 1 . ., , ; ... 1 l..,,, : v ., ,,.,.-. Mr. Frank CJiaroii a a I : v -'-:: !. t "' 1 oolite 1. sH p. lu- kli.-.n t '' n '' ' . 1 r: d i.j -. -u III se III. Ill- , i:, : w hi, ii -:ie:.esi :v o: a d d.- j me. t liiive ii" '! 1, 1!' -1 a ' 1 : - I a: d '.- .-'.s .;..w . v. n d:iv : .idv o.'s ci i:m lii.-v 1; er Lav al.v diili- ! .. ' T.l!''y'.:l:'''X ''' ' ' ' 1 ' '"U,':r,! ' M:""L T!"" : nt'he' "r'han.l. si. s-:. ,. .:.. i'.-r "..i'l 4v'-at.''.-r :"--! ! ' "-r!t - "' si- 1 ,;1' '' '-'' '''" iu :d, v-i.v hit .V . xt r.i 1 1!.... t h-tr...i: .1 ' (i, t,i:u. The . rf. ci Jiic'V'.'4 "' "v;r !;-t.f--. ': '' ! -.t:h it vi-, 1 1 -. I m -1:1-1 il:t..-. fr.-iu l,ed is dain:;.. - . f 1 1 1 J . i- t. mi t : 11-..". ;s Ji",iiti!;'' f'.-'i' li'Vu v .-:e- ,''f"a i-ji ! ' I e:..-i lei i.'riu i. r tu., , hie, 'i.v, s-, , I ,-. ,a -liy avoid- d. 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I I ; To.. 11 11 hrnii f.d h. v. iy y mig tnn, ,,,,.1 ;:, it nr.- iis.d j.dl.,-., .In- V ,1 !:.' 1- ' 1 h.t (.! .-.V te i a , , - ,.;' mIicci' I'u n .awn etul.ioi iei.d with t Your Poor xu" -'" " m,-v "-! ):'"!v ! iu,i hv- ... t-e. i; .-.ui rp. !"rl ",i:' !!!"' ol. which ' enough .julity it, .. iir ii-.i-s. i ,1, a w n o v 1 r 1 - , 1, . nk si 1 k. T,..- v h ee J 1 irCil ' '' ':'- i!l' - A ml! a ad e. n: 1 In,, s , p. . v ,.f j,,,;-,. . iitiit i" .st v.-ry little 1 ;. , i ,.t is m -1 -.1 h ; . !'- ,.:- all 1 v. !i l-. ai::!: .. ... 1.. 1 1 1 .... 1 -. . riBISromii. ' . .... . ..,... ,..... tu ,:ic sm.piy . ., . ,. ., , .0 u. ...... 5 Nm , in- :.o..ve ,..,, ' of dainty p. re e; iun w In I. ! 'U s to I j ( il 1 & . ' 1 i e-il. - e .:,.';:,,!,- ,, t lie , I" 1 '' 1 I. j Let him sJccp late J '"' '".' ..';U;;; I"" ; "I " - - ? -i' t. 1-.tt.-r ; Auoth.r wie-i, 1 have l,,.l ! , i Sunday morninR, '" ' ' ' '" ' v ' . d-my m .n. ..;.. i,;1s his i:iK and . '"' ," " ' '"''""-" '" "',;'-' I then treat h'r.n to a '': "' . ! rats, - I.:, ...;, c-ws t::,. Iv l.re.t. matron. I -pn ad is ,-f :'.n.- Ma nns breaks: Of ,., ! A :::. , i,-;,,,. and eni.olic acid 'mis!,,,, er.aii. col.,,'.-,!, -utu a li.lle t TF IS P i .- 1 ! i le,-., u :,i low , a i-pl 1. - i t p . 1 . s , . f t :,, h,.- that he "1 arm r. -1 - : i,,i le is ,l ,., also J Buck whei t 5 t' . ' "," , , , ." o ;i o-! -i propei . The L " :" "' ' ""'.." ...; elhet is most eh.iie.i:,,;. iiinl as th- t Cakes. I , " ' u- .-.i "'-.!.. ,!,.-,, N ,, , ;..llilv vol. J ' I- i ' ' i 1 ! i :. -i. .s -ti it, ,-,.i. ' ... Uumuuuw , i; ,. . ''" '.W '." nv''" '' " iv ' '' -...! .1. . I-: .'.,:..; ., .1.. -tr ,w I' eha il III -i iit , , . , , t 1 .lie white is i; .1 i-v niiinv Wouu-ii. ""' " ' ' :' ! '"-n-: id- lle-m. ! l . i '-, . , i nil I j 1st now i- er-.-i .1 hv ..,ie PySfW- ! .m.-eav.,. ...:. ', m la., in-, -Hue; ,., ,...,.,.,,,.,. j, s. eiiis tLj!'-JCiXial3 (. 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S'.ei, ci:.- l,,:,:.t. ., - e-.w -, . ii.:,!,. a.-i, i,. N. i i'l. -"-s w,i', -o.h I,,-,-, a (',-:s,,r, ; V lilt M r. s hi , no slise of sin, II. l JSpPPl A JV : - ! " ' ' "n (';!,e.,.-.-i..i',a,of tli.-ii- sieh. hll .-.- e.,l:. :, ii v M .i.i llXi Is 1 j r,,.,,,,,,, 'KrU-UlVS ; ..,." in 1-1,, :,i ,i,e 1!i;.,.. ,',. ;:,,.,., I., .nner skin IS XYl i !':-'-"-: kltl I,..,' It,', -.!...,,. . oi', ii..,.', I. ,..le-l j thl. .i,,;,, ,,,. ,.-,,. ' &-fH ;V'"" I ... .. ' I.. !' :..'. 11., a- there nr. ' 1 1 w.v- .,!. I ::.-t t,:l,-i, vi hi i :i.l.i', ! ... .... '. f?. ST. t t iv,-.. i :fr,-: , .. , . , . . , ... , i norm i. i. iui . ratiire oi ::s:i is Ils sM. liiri.t and V-iJ- - f.) ' ' -nost .-I : ei i i p. aere; ei.e.i a', ! m'i. .1 I . . . V''i.Ms-.'. ; .J A.w.'J 1 -, , , , , s. veiitv-s. v.", ... .:rees. v.h''!i I, J I . .; ' "'- - j . , . ... , , , , degrees P.-;.. ti nt 01 man. . uT'i, . I i !'-.:. - '.'- :,. i- i. :i !'.., gr,,, t u, ,,- j t !i.u . l I u -a n I 1.1. "-d ..fie n;.y, pjs( mGRBATr tvin t,r ,-. S-,-..::, I...,. are eel If. "I ie: i,.l.; ,;l:..-. e,l t..U,.,, A steel caL'.. ii,eand uie-dialf inches VVrHEICr-irvJv-vl t m t v:1:''i.e;s ,e all tt... r....ts, ..i.e way. Pi-.-i. in .11 .m-t-r t r, v -1 ! ne; t w , ! ve m 1 1, s ,, u ml. , . ii . i . ... t . , , ,. , , ,. ,. ., , , ,. iiii.-. hum- can tran-iait neariv J.000 lioise H r.tr VrV ii-ii... ... I .sc.. i ill .e pel e,-i:t. -,as 1 hulled ti.r twenty it.iti'iles rr -m -w rfc 'at rj wt l Thc-Agecl. An -.o1!'P'EIE Aii.'.lnt f..r tlie Gtcwrii .ii'.l PMTECT'eN i d r.i'AN i'S and ?I-S I I0 TtELTl A super it r nutritive in continue.! revets, AnJ a reliable remv-dial njrent In all r.-..sti ic and enteric diseases ; olten in iii-t.iiu 'S of I'oiisulution over p.uient:; win s.' ita'.T.'.iva orcans were re duced h su.'h 1 1"- and sensitive c mjiti. -n that the i.Ml'l luAL tiRANL'.H was the only tiotiri.shineiit the stomach wonlU toie:..t.' when I. II li scented dt-peniliur on Us retention ; Ami as a ! ')! il wonid he tlulieult to cuiueive ei anvt'iing iiioie p:il.i!.i!'le. 5iIJ hv DRl'OdlSTS. Sliippin Dpot, .OHS I-: & SUNS, (Vtw Vurk. Vmi l'AKM AM) GAHDKN. HToiiiMi r.tiiNMi's koii run: wistkk. Tin- parsnip im a hiirdv root, ami will not Miller any way by leaving the crop i.i the cn'oiiu I until spline. Market K'irdeiier.-., indeed, tlivc tlum out for sale during tlio winter, mid they are then taken in the best condition without dryiiij,' and shriul; 111,'. If 1 hey are taken ii. liny should I"' pitted in the eroiiiid ,,r kept 111 11 cool, rather damn, loot cellar. New York 'run.-.. w 1:1011 r (Mi 1 111: t, 11:1.0 or mii.k, Carei ill e i ; an -oils made ill (iol iniiny (':, 11 the r. cords of hire herds, show i,a' lie re is 11 1 relation or ci 11 approval .te r 1 .tii, 11 li twe -II tie- :ive v.e'-'it of eous a id tlie yit 1 1 of milli. The i. eoi-,1 of a N..r...;iit:i herd for ten 1 a i s, shoii s t hat in ,i i.Teivul v ears the a.-i -i o yield of u:i:l. per polite! of , live mi i.:iii avcra-.-e 1 for tie- le T I lc- , i niiik, us I le v c, uf iit, r, having from eighty to nt. uf it in t iifin. Their iWCVet, for t. eding U in it iielps in the digestion so ,.; Hell W lii'i. ly ,.-r C . , li f V till' tii s wal. r, .e olle r fond, it; w iiui.- ,,f th" si; e. makes tin- I li'.siaiiee of the 1 : -tlld". With a III -i l es di;. ie eat routs i. day tliei'e sin te, to ii cow t w a'e i d lie live to ten I )i . II I, , i i l l! Colli, Jie.is, t nt in t -ii 1, with bra: e.lsi. ill. i.i ,- ill I'lac American 1'. run i of l ull t ho meal in rni.inN.i vi sri.itivo i urv. Tiic inetliuds jf giitliering and Htor ig euta luteudod lor pluutuig were , t , Ull.'ic llli' P.' l i 'r - ;iiMK-i l4MIi:;i'. . i I,- -:a,..:.; ! - .1 .th. If they : w.. . ... V. lie has lived e,a i '..id '. ;--!! t-A.-l," to twenty tuns j Lull; uf wat-r. nmk.-s a guud suLsti- A master mechanic ill l.ivel.iyn ini o: Mo in I! :' le. k'.:: l ui' rout, iii.iiie ! eo.. i,... tl,.. i.i.n..,. f..t ..' ... ...v ! invented a machine which takes oil ffiven b.v .T70 Western farmers hist vear. Tlie groit c ue used in select ing and iircsevviiif' the need was a matter of surprise and gratification. Ahoiil hull of the :170 k thron-h tlio holds as soon us the corn leiin to rip. u iind ;;nther cars of tlie most de sir.ihle slniie mid those which mot lire lirsl. Most if the remainder wait until hH-k'ii; time, then placih-,' u box or I'.irrd in one end of the nuenu keep sepal ate Mieh cur us come near est their idea of lir-4-el iss corn, ttoiiu select the hot ears when unloading; n' llie crih. One wait.-, until plant in ; tune, t hen ,(! s to t he crili and picks out Ins seed. Hut probuhlv tlie must important part of tlie whole ojm ra tion is curia:,' and storing. 1 he main puiut is to dry it lie fore freez ing weather set in. I his is nci'oiii jili'hed liy haniae; to rafters in an open shed Iv ne a:is of the hir Aires, -laelil'e: the tar- like cord w on hoards i : I.i ,-i . I ti . I'hcad in a j , un ary, m uhiii.-rv i-tieil, etc., I'll, the mo t co:,iiuo:iiv reCuii :i. ended met io I r in j h artitieial lie it. 'I'lli- on i.-ho.l by iiaei n-.; in- e ii a in a room mm-i-tlie k 1 1 eh. it I ; i Ion li widen theclillli iii v hi' sto. pine hi-v -, i-r putt!.': til" e U s ell si;-. 1! s III le. k:tehell lit. ' b -ti: w ; -, 1 1, i ii.-ii il l- d an eel Pi. o ie; i,, ; ,li :.. i. tie way. j:;-.-.. 1 boiled f,,r tw, or till it iu.i.o's u j",ly, iu -i times its bulk of w at. r, makes a good siili-ti-tiile for the butter fat taken oil' of tin uiiik ,n eta ani, it tlie muk is to to calves. Two tables,,, ull'i, oi' tilis J.'i.v piiie.'tl in taeii gilioti ,. lad.-. tee calves, w It 't it handliil br in, iiccording to tin; age of the calf, will produce good res, ills. If the bl idle is taken t.lVll vomit. pii.-tly. so that tiie bits come out of his mouth easily, it will not ,L, long l.el'ore ji,. wld assist in tu k i n g- n i o oe is iniri i.v tlie operation lie will throw ins head to one side or j.k b'iek every time the hlidle is r -moved. There should Hot he (. s'i;-litest lilteii i-buiit taking the hit fro.., the month of a cult, liy the process munv u colt huB becti ruined. ! milk ,ii er.ani. if the t.u.k is l,, Le lm 1 one-' lord ui u,e presi-nt c-t uf inak- j h. calves. T t,il.l, sp,,ullrK . tias ng Ln. ,,.. j jeiiy plnc-'d ill each g.ihuti ,.f imi... J. , At l.--.-ds, Ivegland there Is M'i elec- ! tee calvi s. with h handful or two u t lie cluck w h:cii has i'e-li continually j I. ran, according to the age uf the calf, ticking Miua lsio. Its lnutive otter FOR 'I'll K IIOI SKHIFE. A llt'l'lo'.i I1AO. A novel luitton luif consists of a eocoiliiilt sliell sawed in two, with liolcs Pored in the lower end of one half. A liajr is then made of hrowii (dlk, lielinued lit the top, slightly gathered nt the bottom, and iu u oas iiifr made in the hem me insette 1 draw-strings of ribbon, an ineli wide, to match tlie silk. The hiifj is then f.i.'telied inside the sh II y N. win;; a piece of rililnm to the In. Com of il. Iraw an end of this ribbon lliroii.o'i each hole at tile Poltoiu of the slieii and I ie t Iieiu toiret ii r " ah h:i j; lid mid loops. SI. 1. mis Star-Say in.u li:i SIMir.AllS AM I'll. LOW SI. ICS. 11 '!iais-,anee lace sprea Is a id liol-ti-i- covered with the same t rimmins nio-i in 0411e ir.i.uii.; the wealthy folk, Put lie Te life a ho ! oi -onj 10 things w iiieli are elianu n have the merit ot i ein,' availat', as will. Spleielor 11. a he ih ,-1 ra I :e hut s.mii hutv it .loi - le -t a pi ill to liiv sens.- of d. siraliieln an I I Me so spa r. d I h no 1 my ol eir, y :v my t nu'-. A bed, neco! din:; to my notion should he huiptin-.; i.n-1 in;tine. I'.ve.'i .i'lllll- the d'l.V uls--!, It 1- Hot of cour-e iu ii-i-. 1! ..light to Mie- e't li t mid a ! :u- r. ;o ..-e. M il.1 w.io.h :i w ith furiiiici her to luirii crutiug stt niii. According to (iiiltou, the jiiithms on t!i li'i;;er-tips ,tre not only iiii eliiingaole tiirough life, but the chiiiicu f the linger prints of two ,er-oiis be ing alike is less t li n u one chance iuUt,-000,000,000. i Is miliiral eh eirieity. Aiiothi r I'.niish steamer ciiKaeil in the petrol, urn trade has L, i u tilted liaces and oil jets to emiLle oil lusteH.l ol coal tor geu- I HI 1AM' AM) ( I mors. Mi'Mi'n is for I'm 1 times larger thrill lion.loiieis pr-.y seven cents for It pound of bread. There is a hamlet iu Southern A I i "oiiu t hut heirs the strange name ul Dhcomeoll'. The new rill" which has Lei u a lopt ed in the I'uited Slates Army weighs only eight pounds. In Alliens, I'll) Ii. ('., a pair ol peacocks was valued at !,)() drach ma , or about j' 1 .'.11, A w hile pant In r from the Paniir-', the gift ul' l'i inee ( ia.g.irin, is t.ti ils way to th. .lardili di h i'iaiites, I'aris A cotton shower, look i ng i -Miet ly ike i, snow storm, is a common sight in the cotton woo ! groves of t'ol- Mary i:iibeth Ky.-I. a Loudon lads who passed t he een tur v marl; four ias slept 0.1,0 1:1 nights mi- in- roof. l'ap r has been made iu China f'oin t me immemorial. it--ide of Cniu-i it was ma le al S imal eaud ill Tlll kes l in, A. D. 7.".'). coin, I ry now has eighieeii regie 'le-ol poraled i'l'. In it i t ai sucietii s iiring It'll veins i H Is ereiiiatiuiis ha V e t.lkell I W. Vuiing uf Augusta, III., owns 1" that was print.- ! m the vear 1 I' I Il is believed to be the oldest le ill A i.iel ii a. he Ill'.eieUt r.gvpii.iiis built lli. il- t. inbs mueh more carefully than th.-y tu. irh.uis s, reasoning that tie v wire to he only temporary tenants ot 111, h Mel'. The Ih-h-.p of St. Helena pn .-ides ov. r ihe 'nail, st ice iu the v.ul'ld. e eit-rgv iiu ii and an a:'vreg.tte :..: r. gat i .ii uf 7J"t pet sons nre under !.;s aiithui i'' , 'id," bees ut Uracil lia'ig theircomb.s uiil-i.ieoi, the branches of trees at v. ry Miiniiilt and at the end ul' the slenderest twigs, (,, ho ut.t id' the leach ..f monkey-. A "cvele caL" has he,,, ultra 'ting eii:.-h attention iu Loudon. Il is s.eip. d like a haiiMin. The owner sits two setvaies in liveiv. run! and the other two behind t lie w heels. The r. gist, is of t'ue parish church nt Ihiry, lliigl ind, I'm, is a ptliud of li.ole til.all three centuries. Anti.pia i i"s and lircliicolegi.-ts will be inter . -I. d Iu l.iiuw thiit at l'.ary ihecur- "t dls the l.tiell uf parting A string bean wilh a blue pud was ie st lisiit iui, of tiie li e.nt ('rvslitl Pal ace. I.uti, luu, fruit show. The lirsl plant was obtained I i.v accident troin a I !' I'l t iich seed, but the liimn r has now lived the type ami can reproduce, it regularly. The peacock's spreading train is not the bird's tail, but a e .r..!,al of tenth , i-s above the tail. The true tail c,.-i-isis ,.i . i .hie :! I'eath- rs b":i.-:tth th" liter is .UV lie 1 Willi 111 uf muscles by w inch reeled at will. . sit. ne,. ..ft 'a ino r W, rk, in id, ( :iiu, was burned a ft w ". Mr. V rk, b.-li.-viiig the i be tin or i"!', idint iii the ii l e t h" Id io sliirh d, wailu.l re burn itself out, and re ndu:;! the tilt men. The house il lioiliili" suvid 'ci, on l. I. nil' id' liiead. us i,go Timothy i fa: ui in Living rt .ue liri.lge, N. on the farm cvt r ui i i,e property was a piece ... li. avy ti.ele r, wincli .Uoii:. hall cleared ,.'.l t wt-nty years no. In a lieel v.lr. re tiiis timber stood M-ma in wa- .ligelii: n oiteii a I, w day s i... To do till- he had I.I dig llireU.J, l-pu it of e-av. l f ur I- 1 deep. At that d in lie uncovered what he at lir-i tie 'ii lii w,sabig st-.tie, in iirly lulled, bit on sinking it itii his ph i; --. u it '! wa- stirpris ! to se tae pica pa- char through it without nr. king any re-islam-'. Moiialiau pick, d no I ! i. 'su oi ai -ed stone, ami hi- uma.'. -iii- iil wa. great Jo li id it to be a loat of in-, ad. I i.i loilf W as iu pijittt c-'llditiotl, even te the crisp htowii cru-l. It was i-t in-idi' in if it had jil-t collie ,'roiu tlie ..v.-u. The loat iiioke in two a- he wa-, removing it from it-, bed in the gi .n. l. He ft d half ol it to his dog, who at" It greed ily. Tlie other li ill' of the 1. uf M .nu- urn carried to his house, where it is imw, a vvuii. let' tu tiie iicighuuihuod- Muiialiaii declares, that the ground where the loat was found had never bi t u broken during hi- ipinrter of a century mi the piaee. New Y'orkSuu. A True Table. While the Lm.'lish torpedo cruiser I c fiance was recently priictieiug with n Wititehea 1 t.iipedo, the torpedo es cape. I Hum lies masters met ma away. II" hud an umintiou tu get mil oil laud and ran nruiin i aaiong people ocolliolive. Su he hi aided for sin. re, but In nig ignorant lie da-hed buns. Il to pieces ,..'llllist fie rucks iniiig Iu get te.it ut the water. Vow lie will be thrown on the scrap heap. Moral : l.,u't try to get out of joar tlcineut. i'ttthtiuder. era,! like a 1 Highest of all in Leavening rover. Latest U. S. Gov't Report Ut x Absolutely euhe IMiiiy-Milcil. Thr.se persons who hcllevc t hit fc he who is able to do one thltiif perfectly would tl t id it possible to do other th i nnst better than the averaito man tr woman, would llnd support for tho theory In the eujabili lies of the actor ' Kean. One day he was riding alotiif the I Pt rami on it fast iiiL'se which prance,! i an I curvetBil In a icuiewhat a uriu ! liiK miiuiior. If'l'i'ke euro " called a friend. I "You're a cood actor, but " i "IHit whiif-" asked Kean. "Von evidently don't know that 1 was paid ; ii-'lo lust year, at Hrighton, lor break- lug three hois "s." j At another time a friend who j heard that he was abu.it to nive read. nigs fioin Miltou, said to him: ' "hean, htieK to Shakespeare, "1 on't me Idle with Milton. ' "Why not'. '' asked Kean. "1 navo readings fioin Milton thrco time ;i Week iit Kxinonth " ! lie seemed to he a universal gen ius. He had been feuc ng-ni.isler. dancing master, s.iiger, and at one titi.e proposed -cMing up a school. 'JTi.it he did nut do so wa only the fault of ciiviiinstanres. m.tie who knew hliu doubted that the p oject would have I ceil successful. Youth's I'olilJIilllilltl. Tlip t.iii'.ft'it Itt'itrrr. Ttiere is a l.ig in-ailate.l wire in te!.'i.'r.ipViy wlil'li tr..a-aiit tlio lull!; of ilnily in-tellil'.-M.'.' ; there 1 4 l .,; inaillati. ! n-rv iu the liamaa yst.in wtit' !i ran hear tin-I ur il.-n el mere pain than nil tlia rest of tli.i I'.tv. s en-al.ln ', an 1 is kaiwil ntln( ! ill li. rve. Soiiietla-.-a th.-wire i-i etit t i eat n:T Ils current ; suaietiaii'S the fnrg nil's knif.i U lis,. 1 1,1 ,( tlin Hi rv h i relieve X T'l'-1 .1' - Pis' r ii- L it th. r" Is .ui" t him; wie. 'h avoids this r.'i li il trealaient . en i eiiro w'lieli r.i'li"lriti'4 to t!n lern-sp.)', anl s'l-iti.'i i ns li.-eii ear I nl'ii .-t vvillnit 'ail I vth i ii-.. ti! St. .1. (hi. It re;i "i.s nils '!' .t" 't an I ...throi..s it. Tuns ntt.i "k" I an 1 r. U'e ! in its hill, a anlais- ,1,., p iin s-. I i a returns to annoy. Th gre it roai.j ly do '-i Ils work well. I la- ( ipli;,i,.-l "N.-'v ilh -i e.iklilK " lie' A.s. : lie s rf.'ii.'rallv s: i,s f le- er.-.'llh.e eal.me, Ftate or Hiiiii.Cirr of Toledo, t . la . .is r,,r m ,-. !' I nvsr. J. i in m v ii nki" naiti ilint li" l t!iv i-ea'..r ). u ta. r f I le.) lirm "I p. .1. Chknfv . i o., tl-i i.tj leisiii.' ta Co I'llv of T liiile. Count v nil-' St He lifer, -al l.aa I i lm! s:ial :ti:i widl.iythe -on "I I'M: Itl NIHtKli InH.- I.Ali - for ."(.tl Hint eve: y .al I ( ' eiirrll I lull r mi .t i't-t ar .1 liy tii ;i-e .f II m i 'si ata nil v'l'HE. PiiASK .I.C'iim:v. warn to 1 efori. in,, mil -it!-ial, I la ia I pro-eaee, llii- a ,l ty , f I cub T. A. II. J.-Nl. ; . . A. . lil.K ISDN, I 1 sr.ti i I 1 -V l-v-i Tad r. Ilnli'si 'a arrh Cii'-p stafi.-ii in'i'i iial.y i'i.t u.-is iliit -tly en ti..- l.i.i-.il iiii-1 in iieotts Mirfitet-i of ' ibt) s'.. in. S. -el f.-r te-t neeiiais, free. ' 1'. .1. I'm is iv A. Co., folu.lt ). g 'St.;.! t y I)ra,:B.at., T'-c. I llj'Klenlo liem. I'r. Limly A. Iirnee dedarea tli.it iiciie wotiicn in New Kngland i.le bc (iiuseof faulty dress than fnun all r ,nt,ig:otis diseases cuiuhined. if nil cases of consumption can. if taken in the earlier FtaRi s of the disease, be cuieil. This may seem like a bold assertion tu those familiar only with the means ;ei,er-,-illy ia use i"or its treatment ; as, nasty cod i.vlt oil and its fiUI'.y eiaul.doii , extract f mall, wlu-key. different prcparatiotn of Iivpoi.hosphites and such like '..'.'.,.';c. Allhouh by many belli veil to be inc.ii.i ble. there is the evidence of hundred', of livinjr witiK'Ssci to :!u fa. t that, in all its earlier i.t iRt eon .iiriptiott is a curable ilijcase. Not every c.e c, but .: l.iyr i'n.'..V' r i Ji.-'i, and we believe, ;(.' I' w.V fi,-r , ,:. ate cured by Ilr. Pieree's (eild-'n Mi died Discovery, even after the discare Ii.is progrci.(ed : far .is to induce repeated Mscdiaprt from llic luaif.s, Revere liiip.eriiiK cou;h with coj-.ie.u.i cxpcitot.itiotl (itK'hl.l ia "luhercul.ir nntteri. jtr. at loss pf flesh and t xtreme emaciation and weakness. l)u you doubt that liiiu.hi d i i f such cases n potted to us as cured by " (".oldea Med ie.'.l Iiiscovcrv " were Ketiuiii.: cases of that dread and f.it'il disease ? You need not t.il.e cur word f, v it. They hav e, in marly cvt :y instance, been so pronounced by the best and mobt (qictienccd home pliysieians, v.lm have no interest whatever in mis rcprescnthlsr them, and w'no were ofleil i-tr.".i;;!v prej'.i.'.ieeil and a.b.i.-ed nt;aiu.-t a tri.if'of (.ol.l. n SI. di - ,d lisce.viry." hut who have been forced to confess tli.it it surpasses, iu curative power ovir this fatal m -.i.idv, all other im-diiin. wi 'i viliieh I'.i.y are ac.paa'.ut"d. N e ty e liv. r oil and its tV.lhv " ; taul -ions " i i mixtures, h .1 bini tried iu nearly all th- -e cases an 1 !' -1 t i'.lu-r utterlv tail- d to h-.-m fit, er had ..-ly fe.-med to benefit a little for a short time. Kuract of malt, whiskey, and various jin-p irali.ais of the hypophos plliles iia 1 also been faithfully tried ia vain. Tlie pUoiti.fiphs "f ;i l.uije number t f thoie i-iii-.-.l uf cm; -umiiti ai. bronehiti -. liii"-ri.i; cuichs. a.-thm.i. eltror.ie n.i'-.il cat.irh and kin. hi d m.dadti s. h ive been skill'.ullv reproduei d in a bonk of iui p.iittT. which will be m.iiU .1 to you. on re ceipt ef aild.css and six cents in stamps. Yell can then vviiic- those cured and learn th-ir experience. Address for Hook, World's Disi'KNSARY MKUICAL ASSOCIAI'ION', ItulT.ilo, N. Y. Tiv.i l.il.i-t i.K-.ir '." ul w i.ria i l .ur fur r.'tl(tl, Kraut? alxl I. tin lrirr. Ni j ,ani:.o.n .l.e-iir.ii .1 it. .. I.-i. r mi. I li una H- iiinc ilir.-t t to Cinisilllirrs lit i,.a..:i:i i rii...n. la-alt : up. itnl of lOII.OllO V"ilrle HOltl r..l t-iir liu-i..i.v nun Oi I h nt "it irtn,ii:M:iii;tiir-fiwitiieoii. Kiiiiipr. Kt'tiil ri.rtiurtnuninuiia -i brt4.t-j..n. r.'i. sf illunnit fre cat .il'-gue. ALLIANCE CARRIAGE CO.. CINCINNATI, 0. The Key r soap, with part of the hf packages its best and there is no fear of tts&ftS Buiigies & Harness. i in-. : . at.. v.- C I J I lr ) rP,i,n f't the peddler mul giocfrs vho ttl! ye.u " t'i is is as good as," or ' TwMr "tl'j tiina as" I'entiwe. ITS l'ALSE ; b. sides, Pearlinf ia Iligliec "Miss I.uvi'liMgh nlways tires one with sweet tliounlits." :raiIer',J (iMilly) "Her finlier tlnK-n'l." J i. Kllmi'r'j hWAJir-ltoor farm 1.11 Kiilicy mid Mud.ler treul leA raa.phlet nail Censtiltatloii Iruu, lai I .oratory Uiiigliaaitoii, N. !' 'i'lu're was not a put. lie library in tin' t'nltee Stales 10(1 .viais ago. nusiui av Urn In it ll.urv cut in re-tauraiils ami nfii-n foo.1 iii-allii ieiil ly t-niiki-.l. Itiiians Tabalc t-iir.. tlv siie,s u ami seal- slum. ti ll aii.l iiaiiuali,tlt.ly reliovt. bt'inl' iielio. It's n e it to ma k i il Ian wln i: you get tlio worst ol . tla- 1 est of it. Knrl's I'lov...- iioot. th.' i.'nvtt bl,.l I'lirltler, r'.vt s fresliiit'ss anil t ice n. ss lt 111. ni. iu und cures iail,,.ilion, "5 cu 60cLt. tl it 1 1 1, Tina sea liens are ehaa-.pioa cliaibors ilint junipers. Mm. Wlnslon V- PoolhinK Syuipfor t'tiililren tr.-l htiis'. soit.-us Hit- i;iiii,s, ri-iluee- iiiilaiiiaift titin, alius s p.ii. turoj w oi l colli . i'.'ic. u but 1 1 New Hrleaas n,v Ireets w iiii f. Hie II pel i.pt.'d to light Itil rr!r,Ta comfort ntul iniprovement find tends to personal cnjojiiicnt when righ'dy us', d. The ninny, who live het ter timn others and enjoy life more, with less expenditure, by more promptly adapting the world' lft products to the needs of physical bring, will attest tiie value to health of the pure liipiid laxative principles embraced in tlio rcnicdv, levriip of Fijs. Its excellence is due to its presenting In the forai most acceptable and plena tut to the taste, the refreshing and truly beneficial properties of n perfect lax etive; ( ilcetually cleansing the system, dispelliiiK coltls, headaches and fevers ni'l j.eimatientlv curing constipation. It law given satisfaction to millions and met with the approval of the medical profession, because it act on the Kid ney. I.ivcr and Unwels with ml weak ening thPM and it is perfectly free from everv object ionable substance. vnit of Vip in for fale by nil drug-pi-t-i in and $1 bottles, but It ii man ufactured bv the California Fig yrup Ci. onlv, whose inline is printed on every pnekai'. also the iiitme, t. yrup f Fig. ml beit!.,' well informed, you will not accept anv Btihftitutc if ollercd. $3 SHOE IS TH E BE8T. NOeCUF..KINQ.' $5. CORDOVAN, FRfUCtt&tWCUEOCALF: 4.f5.yF!Ni:C.A!f&fAK2AH!I 3.5PP0LICiT,3SOLS. ?so2.V0riKINGMENs ' rXTCA FINE. 2.l.7-aB3YSSCH0DlSH0El LADIES- ;ton, mass- Yoil ran n.lvp lunacy by wealing the V. I.. Dtm-laM S.'J.OO Mint'. Ilrrniisp, tie ur ' ti n Inrc-'t I ii iifni t'irfM of tl.n s'ra 1,',-ro. - -s la i,i,i-..rl.l,cn.lKi::ir-"i."'n ""'lr v.iliui l.y ill.,,,;.,- I . l.ll.N. mnl I-rl.-ii en tll . iK.nn. ivlil. li .r. 1.- I )ua re.el-l I.l,b frlees anil llitf ml MI.M.-iaii r- en. car Mi-f -ii,tl f.it.m n .rlt In Kt lr, e e? Il llr ot.,1 i -arliK i,inllllft. W,., no th an 1 1 . i.-rviili. to nil w.r prlenfor I.,. viiliii- . a Oi .it mo- ..Ih.-r im.k.'. I tikn no sub. nam.'. II j..ar.!. al. n-Ri.ti-l eiM ye an i.Aiiiii:K'.v i i n cash 1 Cttll. - V'.."-'-'"' T IS:- '.'. . : V -rili.it fa'.l f. .air.-' A Ripnnx T:i.'ufc. One ii- ",. 1 la LI.V ...I..-! 1- n-it mi n i.i a'-. i lal.li- nt li( ttin , to Mm. Tnkt Hcmr ai.l.le .iiiet,,!,.-! to Success in washing and cleaning is Pearl iue. By doinjr away with the rubbing, it opens the way to easy work; with Pcarline, a weekly wash can be done by a weakly woman. It shuts out possible harm r.nd danger; all things washed with Pcarline last longer than if washed with uvcrytmnj;- is done Detrer it. Thee form but a small KKOWLEDCB Why women use millions upon millions of Peat line every year. Let Pcarline do " dirt du!n'j its worst." i JAMKS -I 'JW (tilt, j