(lMtltttnt Record. II. -A.- LONDON, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. KATES TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, ADVERTISING Qne square, on insertion- tl.O One square, two insertions - 1.06 One square, one month - V0Q For larger advertisements liberal cod racts will be made. S1.50 PER YEAR Strictly In Advance. VOL. XVII. PITTSBORO', CHATHAM CO., N. C, JANUARY 10, 1895. NO. 20. Cfjatljaw Record. When Jiiiiiiiio Conn's From Selioo', When Jlmmio comes from school at four, J-o-r-u-s-u-l-e-ni ! liow things begin To whirl unit lui;-.. uinl bang and H)ln, And brighten up from roof to floor! Tlio dog that nil day long litis lulu Upon the luick porch wnir-i his tnil Ami leaps an I barks .nid begs again Tlio last scrap in tin- i!lnr.er-pui, When Jimmio conn-; fruu school. Tho cupboard In'.ehe.i clinks a time, Ami mother from h"r knitting stirs To tell that hungry hoy of hern That supper will l. ready soon, And then it slab of pl he takes-, A cooky and a ipihicc or two And for the hr-cny harnyard breaks, Where everything .'lies, "Mow d'y . lo V" Wliea .liaimie coac-i from sell ol Tho rooster on tho garden feaco Stirs Ui and down and crown mid crows As If he knows, or thinks ho knows, He, too, Is of some consequence. The ruin 'as. join th- chorus, too, And just bedde the window's sill The red Mrd, swinging out of view, On his high perch begins to trill. When Jimaiio r, Irom school. AVhi'ii Jiininio comes from school, take care! Our hearts begin to throli and quake With lifi' and joy and every actio Is Kline before we are aware, The earth lakes on a ri, her lino, A softer light falls on the flowers, And ov rhea I a brighter bluo He 'ins bent ub"e tliis worl I of ours, Wheti Jimaiii met from s'hool. .Iamis Nkwion Mattiiiw. A MYSTERY SOLVED. liV lll'II MID llOWUNll. "Iiullo, liruckon !" said I, one liri-.li April afternoon, us I naw my friend tin; detective leaning against tlio parapet, like idlest 1 ui for u live, "who would have thought of meetiii-,' you on Luis lou liridgc?" "Come li -re, Mr. Full," said lie, catching my iinn. mid drawing mo to his Hide. "I'd vim kmnv that I have this morning hoIv. mystery of that." lie point- : i tin rut out shell of a great wlcn. , i the Middle sex wdii of tho river not fur from tho bridge. "What !" I cried, "solved the mys tery of t hi -ureal Thames street lire! First of all tell tin! what the mystery was, for candidly I do not know; and then ti ll me how you solved it, for by that time 1 i-hall lie li ving to hear." "Let its Mop into thy recess and pi t out of tile pe. pie's way," said he. "You saw, of course, in the pa pers," nail! he, "Soholi.ld's v, hal f had been burnt dow n, mid that there was no way of account iiig for the lire." "Unfortunately, l.ruckeu," siid 1, "my new-paper reading for the past week or ten days has hern absolutely nothing; hut I saw on tho placards soliu thill;; uImmiI a '(ircnt Cohllagr.i tioii in Tham s i treet.' " "Then I suppo-c I must tell you all nhotit it," said liiaekeu, with a sigh of resignation. "Well," he went on, stretching acro-s the stone sent of the recess and renting his elbows on the parapet, "het .Saturday afternoon Mr. j 'Tomil son, who owns Soholi' Id's I Wharf, Ioeke I the Tower sheet door j ttt 2 o'clock and from tint time until 1 o'clock on Monday morning, whchi the place was found in tlamcs, that door was not oin iied by him or uuv- I body els,'. There are two doors, to he sure, hut the other one on the wa ter can he opi ned only from the in side, and when the fucm.:i pit on the spot the river il-jor showed no signs of having been lami. ted with, although tho lire seemed to have originated in tho rear of tiie biiildin ;. At the rear of the building were a few hales of jute, and at first Mr. Tomilsou said he supposed they ha I heated, lint, strange to ti ll you, they were found uninjured save 1 ;. water, and were nliout the only thing in the building which escaped. "Sole 'field's was very heavily in sured, and on Monday people began to sny it was a good thin for Mr. Toiniison it had gone iii the Hue, us Ins ritl'airs Vo it in a ! el way. "!y Tuesday luoroiiig the had nt mors got .-'.lunger, and pe iple v. his jured that tiie e I'lse (if th'.! burning ought t .. lu looked for in Tumil oil's ililUenlties " "In fact, that lie hud set fire to the place," mid I. "Will, yes," sail iirucken, petu lantly, "hut they- did not put it in tin so words exactly; maybe I'd tell my story just as r :'ck!y if I told it my own way," "Then by all means pi on your own way. I will not interrupt uguin," said I, sitting upon the jiarapet, with my feet on the stone seat. "Tuesday evening I was culled in. It was plainly put to mo that there wire t.tron'. suspicious in the case, nnd I was told that it would ho madj very well worth my while if I found out all about it. You know that in humnoo companies will hardly ewer si t the law in motion ; heru they co lid not but do something, thu eriiiio bo cdnriui; " "leu could not t'xiicet it to be otherwise than glaring," miiil I "with buch it hlnze. " Jii aeken shot a glance of ;corn ot me, but took no further notice of my interrniitioii. "The first thin;; I did was to find out all I could about Tomilsoii. His homo was at Tutucy, To Putney I went. I discovered ho lived quietly in it dull road, n couple of hundred yards from tho river. Ho is a childless widower of forty-five. Ho never naw uny company, nnd his household con sisted of himself, an old housekeeper ii ml one maid servant. On week days he never inado inoro uso of his Putney house than to sleep nnd eat breakfast in it. 1'ven on (Saturdays he did not come home until it was time for bed. In summer he spent n good doiil of his leisure on the Thames, but had no boat of his own, always hiring one of old (irccnfcll, the boatman. "Little time ns Tomilsoii devoted to Putney, us u rule, they told ine he spout less than usual there that week; for the maid servant had goiio home on Friday to Hertfordshire to see her mother, who was ill, nnd Tomilsoii had given his housekeeper u holiday from Saturday to Monday to visit her iiutmcd daughter, he saying Ik; would himself spend from Saturday to Mou nt lirightoii. "Now, many men without families nre in the habit ol going to lirightoii from Saturday to Monday, but he was not one of these. In fact, his visiting lirightoii was a most unusual event ; and for years he had not done any thing of the kind. This set inu think ing and inquiring further and more closely about Tiiiiiilson's maimer of accounting for his time. He had given out thai he went to lirightoii by the ti. 1." on Saturday mid cane.' back by the N.ol) on Monday morning. 1 made sure that he had not been seen at Putiny from Saturday to Monday night, when he went home after the I'm. "Tomilsoii told tlieai in Thames street that he had slopped at the lioh var in lirightoii, so I took a little trip for myself down to the sen, and drop ped into the P.oiivnr. At the hotel it is a big one, as yon know 1 found out that he had In en there from S itur day night to Monday morning accord ing to tho books, for he had paid for his bed on Sun t iy night and breakfast Iii-xt day. I lounged about and foll.ld u chatty chambermaid w;.i said that although the bed was rumpled she did not think my man had slept in it on Sunday night. Then I met a waiter who would, in tin1 ordinary course, have .served Mr. Tomilvou's breakfast on Monday morning, and who could not remember leiviu; sorved him or see ing him that day. "Tomilsoii wa. not known in iirigiitiin, and I lost all trace of him there the moment 1 put my foot out side the hotel. However, the facts I had picked up put an idea in my head, and I came back to London and went on to Putney once more and dropped in on old (ireenfell. Of coura ', the boating season ha not begun yet for him. 1 found him doing some var nishing in expectation of tho season, mid fell into chat with him. "ile had not seen 'Tomilsoii for weeks months. It was of him the t.-a merchant always hired boats in the season, but Tomilsoii Would Hot be likely to taki; to the river fur a month or six weeks yet. (ireenfell had noth ing but good to say of Tou.ilson, and was very indignant at the rumors re specting the tire in Tliaiiu m street. "'Why,' said (ireenfell, Mtie mini was iil'ty miles away at the tinu the fire broke out." " 'S. I have heard.' I said, (ireen fell had no notion I was a detective. I had come merely to see about a boat for next Sunday. " 'They tell me," said old (IreenfelJ. 'that the tire began at the river side. Well, I'll tell you a curious thing. Suuthiy night or Monday morning one of my boats, a pair oar, win taken by som.i one who did not say 'Miy your leave o" pay a penny." ' "I w:n all atto.it'.ou iuw, you may bo sure. "Whoever borrowed the boat brought it hack all right, ami nothing the worse if it wasn't for a stench of parullin. Whoever had the boat must have upset his lamp in it.' " 'Whiih boat was it?" I asked. " 'That ime there,' said (ireenfell, pointing. " 'Has anyone used it since?' 1 said. " 'So. It's not tit for hire. I must wash it well out before 1 let anyone h ive it.' "I got into the boat and found even still a smell of paral'liii. 1 lifted up the stern sheets. There w u a little water ill the beat, and in the water 1 found this." liiiicken handed in.' a bvokeu link Of n gold watch chain. "I flipped tli.- link iuto my poeUit," ho went o:i, "withuut saying uaythluj to Uiveuftll ab'jut it, nnd in a few minutes was on my wny to Thnines street. As I went I examined the link. It was a long ti loop, llat'.ened mid marked IS carats. "When I got to Sohollold'a Wharf I us'ied for it private interview with Mr. Tomilsou. Ho did not know who lirackeii was, and saw mo at once. 1 told him I was a detective put on tho job, us it was feared some of his men had tired tho place out of spite. 1 Haid : " 'Mr. Tomilsoii, I have it theory tu to how this tiro arose. I think tho ninn wlio did tho job borrowed n boat from old (ireenfell, of Putney, with out saying anything about it to (ireen fell. I think he had it few gallons of paraflin, mid that ho just let the oil How in under the river door and then set tiro to it. Moreover, if I could only put my bund on it man who wore it watch chain with links like that I could put my hand on the man who lit the blaze.' "I placed the broken link on the desk before Tomilsoii nnd looked at him for the first time. He made it clutch at wh- ro his watch chain ought to be, but he was not wearing one. He fell back in his chair and gasped ami turned deadly white. Ho tried to speak, but n word c-iine. I picked up the broken link and left him. Thai was at noon today. Tomilsoii is now out of the country. No claim will bo made upon the insurance companies, and tomorrow Tomilsoii w ill be know n us an absconding bankrupt." "And," said I, getting down otV the parapet of the brid,", "will li at tempt be made to bring the scoundrel to justice?" "1 think not," said liraeken. New York Advertiser. Where Cork Conies I'niiii, "Very lew people understand how corks nre iiuidi: or where Cork trees grow," said a wine tout the oilier evening in a Hroadv.ay cafe. "Of course I understand all branches of the business," the corkologist went on. "Tho cork tree on a:i average lives 10(1 years, and its average height is 'J") or .'ill feet. It is a native of tho Mediterranean basin, in Northern Africa, Corsica, Southern Prance and the Siberian Peninsula. It duos not grow in America exo p; in spots dry, warm places of mild temperature. These t rees are very rare and consid ered great curiosities. "On a recent visit South I found two tine cork trees in the college grounds at Iiay St. L mis, near New Orleans. 'They nre very large and beautiful, nnd are called 'The Twins.' A maker of corks had obtained per mission to strip the trees of their bark. Tlio cork tree is valued for its bark; tho best t.iui to strip it is in duty or August. The outer bark of tiio tree is first stripped when it is about twonty-tivo years old. This re moval of the rough bark, or outer skin, as some would call it, causes it growth of finer quality. This requires about eight or nine years, and the quality improves with each successive stripping. So you will see that tho cork tree, as well as man, ( h inges its skin in about the same number' of years, though I believe seven years is the time given to man for a complete change. New York World. The Vitality of Men. There are two parts of tho human organism, lr. lialfour tells us, which if wisely used "largely escapes senile failure." These two are tho brain and the in-art. Persons who have often wond -red whv brain workers, great statesmen and others, should continue to work with almost unimpaired men tal activity and energv up to it period when most of th ! organs and func tions of the body are in a condition of advanced senile decay. There is a physiological reason for this, and Dr. iiahoiir tells us what it is. The nor mal brain, he atliiuis, "remains vigor oiu to til last," and that "because its nutrition is specially provided for." Who is there among thus-.; who have leached or passed middle age that will Hot be rejoiced to find such admirable, physiological warrant for tho belief that the braiu may continue to work and even to improve almost to the very last hour of life? As in the case of the brain, there seems to be excel lent physiological warrant for the con clusion th'ft cieleris paribus the aged heart suoo -e Is to, at any rate, it rela tive increase of strength us time goes on. London Hospidl. V Distinction "with a Dillerencp. Country Coifsin Really, toy daiigh ter is it thoroughly gi od girl; she makes all her ow n dresses. No ilrtss makcr has ever received it cent from her. City Coii-in (dryly) H'm ! My ilalljh'il' always wt-urq the best mate i ii.1 made i tho latest fabhiou. As to ti c tlrcsbtuitkers' billr, your dauhur and miuo are ahko in that, Truth. TIILIRENS (OI.tMX. Till'. DCI K AND Till-: liAMIAItOO. "Please give mo u ride on yourbaek," Said the duck to the kangaroo; "I could sit quite still and say untiling but quack The whole of tho long day through ! And we'd go to the Den and the Jelly Do I.en Over thu land and ever the sea; Please take me a ride, oh do," Siiid tho duck to the kangaio j Said the Kaugeroo to the dm k, "I'liis requires soma little reflection : Perhaps mi tho whole, it might bring mo luck, And them seems but one objection, Which is, if you'll let me speak so bold, Your fei t are unpleasantly wet ami cold, And would probably give mo the run .Matiz!" said the kangaroo. - I-JlWAHK I.KAIt. I.r.AIIV A Ttt.VliK WHY NOT. Until within the past few years an American buy, if ho had no specialty of talent which directed him toward Certain professions, could always start, in the world empty handed, and I'm-1 it place. The (in-at West was open. All American boy could hardly be found who colli 1 spend the years of his yiiiltli learning to be a skilled me chanic of any sort, and consequently almost all tho.-e occupations h ive been taken up by foreigners. It i.eeins st run .-( that parents do not nee how great nit opening there is in all trades for an intelligent wide awake American. The American brain is clearer and cleverer than any other, and combined with a skilled know -lodge, is invincible almost any where. And yet the greatest manu facturing jew elor in New York City offering every possible inducement, cannot get American apprentices of the class he wants, although he oll'ers to pay such boys a salary while they are learning the business, Atlanta Con-dilution, Jr. A S VI. A II I El) nou. A dog who receives wages every week is one of the curiosities of Lon don. Slio is a fox-terrier named Strip and by the fait li t'u Im-s s with which she discharges h 'f duties sets all excellent example to all who are ambitious of getting u salary. Strip is employe! by an electric lighting company to lay the copper strips as they are called through their culverts. It is necessary to carry these strips through tli! culverts in lengths of about PHI yards each, and they are laid four abreast. These strips ait.1 supported on transverse burs at intervals of ten yards. The d'thenl ty and expense of laying tho strips was a serious con- id rat ion for the coinp-i , until it occurred to the fore man of the works that a terrier might be trained to curry n guide ropo along the culverts to the end of which the strip could bo attached mid easily drawn through. He hud in his pos -essiou a brokeii hiiired fox-terrier, it! .ml nine months old, which ho immediately began to train forthe business. To induce a terrier to travel lOyarls underground is not such a very difficult task, but it lnii-t be remembered tli it at every t n yards came the transverse supports, mid it was necessary for her to jump over these every time until she could 1 e depended upon to jump every sup port without fail; else she Was lt-elcss for the work in hand, and herein lay the great dilh i!t -. in her clue itioii. However, by patience and pi-rse-vitelice mi tho part of her muster, added to the naturally honorable dis position of Strip, perfection was reached, uhd she fievi r makes a single mist-ike now. Working in the dark culverts, bhe can be implicitly trusted to assist the company in her depart ment, and ha- laid many miles of wins both in London and lirightoii. And the company, recognizing the value of a good servant, pay her good wages, which she receives every Saturday morning ulong with the olln r t m ployes of tic Company. S; rip is purely a scicntie dog, and wiil not condescend, on any terms, to tin; frivoltics usually u fleeted by her species. list- are treated with scorn, curs are unmolested, and larks gener ally nre t ibooed. She is creating quite a stir in tho electrical world at the present time. New York liecorder. A Tlirec-Kyeil ( at. The Jenkins family, v ho reside at Leesville, u village south of Ma-sil-lon, Ohio, ure in possession of u eat which hits three distinct eyes. The animal is nearly u year old and a great pet. People visit the Jei. kill home daily out of curiosity, itu l the cat is the center of attraction. The two i vc-i are in their Usual places, but the ad di'.ioiinl on is directly back of the cat left cur. The cat has perfect use of tin- three organ-, mid blinks ail at once. Tile eat is iuvulti able n a mouse catcher, for it can see before and in tho rear at tlio sataj tiuu,."-letroii Tree I'tcbu. DEADLY DYXAMMl. How the Awful Explosive h Man ufactured. Nltro-Glycorlne Mixod Drop by . . , ,, I hsks otiiv lor sviopiitii v. i nave lulu n Drop With Clay. I ',,'., some trouble to liml out loinctliing about him, seeing him it' ways un mine Tho recent free use of dynamite in ,,,. f the piiueipnl streets of the criminal attempts that have been made ! i t v- going through the same act which upon life mid property revives nn in- j we have ju.-.t feu him do. He is mi t crest in this preparation and prompts expert at his business ami his one do it curiosity to know how it is handled sire seems to be to get himself noticed, when employed for biieli purpos.-s mid I ,,. jM en,,,,,,), judge of human how it can be safely curried by the , nature to pick out those who will give men who use it. j ,jm sympathy rather than a kick, for, Jt perhaps may not be known that ' although i have watched him many dynamite, which presents such an in-; times, he has never failed, where ho lioceiit appearance, is a most disagree- IM tried, to bring to himself a gentle able poison, the vapor arising from it ; put, if not a kind word. He is par after its explosion causing severe tieulaily fund of tho svinpulliv of nausea, and its simple contact with the lingers, particularly if any of it gels under the nails, will produce u violent headache, generally uccoiupuii- ie-l by n iiisea. 1 o leiiri'. how it is handled in lis manufacture and how it can be nm- U pulated afterward with freedom from this unpleasant accompaniment a New York Press reporter visited an estab lishment not far from that citv where dynamite is put up and prepared fur use. The ingredients employed are nitric acid in a concentrated form, sulphuric acid, ul-o highly concen trated and glycerine. These products are carefully anal yzed individually before being mixn ', and are weighed . IV into their proper proportions with gnat care. As to the proper weight each hits, so far as danger is concerned nt this stage of tin! proceedings there is Uiilie.becall-e each in itself is comparatively harm less ; it is only vh m they are com mingled that they become explosive. The acids are mixed in it receptacle by means of uir forced into them. I'he receptacle is u leaden vat or tub, hav ing double sides, between which cir culates a current of cold water, while crossing and rccrossing the interior are a number of little pipes through which the water also llows. A thermometer is constantly em ployed to indicate when the propel temperature is reached. The acids are poured in, and when they get to a proper degree of coldness the glycer ine is put in drop by drop, care being taken thai the t '(nporutur i shall not rise above seven! -live degrees. At tiie lower part of the vat is a little faucet that coiiimuiiieales with a re ceptacle, where the mixture is rapidly cooled within n very few seconds u;t r it leaves the vat, and tin n it is run in to a large bucket filled with cold water, where it is agitated and thor oughly mixed by the injection of cold air. This agitation is kept up for a quarter of an hour; then it is allowed to remain quiet for a time, after which it has littered over it chloride of sodium. Then it is ruldy to be Used. There is it different room devoted to each process ill the operation of mak ing the explosive. To increase the power of this ex plosive which he; boon thus Inrpr. iluced, mid which i. known us nitro glycerine, or tho firs: stage of dyna mite, the mat--rial is transported in gu'.ta per. i--s to an apartment pl'oxi.l d with t iblcs bearing u piltic ular quality of porous earth w hieh is found only in (lermany. The jiitro glv.vrine mid this earth nre then cal- fined until it becomes it line powd r, which is known us iiytmmite, and which consists of si veiity-live or eighty per cent of iinr.i-glyi'eriue. The dynamite cartridge is provided with a fulminate of mercury in a cop per tube, w hieh i- employed ill ex ploding t lie dy nam it.-. This tube :ir C ip, is closed at one end and at the other i lei is inserted a wick iii fle sh ipe of a twisted cord, rineat .1, in turn, with pow lor. Th speed with which this wick burns i- one yard in fifty second-, ai d it wiil continue to burn nnd- r w it- r. A re-'U.'ar' iin.br stood v m-iti-.'i in tie-strength of the clmive is omploMd ill the different work to be doll hv th.- t xulo-ivc. A Dag as a Profcsi iit.il Ilea "Do dogs lea-oi,? Well, g;:r. il that love of O'ie.1." dog do 1 s ii it, his il sympathy is nbiierm .'illi'tVe said a ge:it 'email o'i V f:h ne:;ue, a he pointed to a w o. ': e ;o;i ', ni-iugv-looking dog thai was si-ale. 1 in Humid-lie of the pavement lookii.g up st 1 us:,ers-by in a pitiful maimer with tear- glistening in his eyes. "Now lo.'kut h':;i for awhile nn 1 see how hi-, mute ii; p.-i: t-ii- si::,pat!iy will me. t wit ii r '-o:i-i-. " 1 w ii : . I lo,- a w i : d two la li.-s w- I'-' ! p . -- . ; c..' l:r- l i, M il ea' t v. 1, II, Willi all intern- li i look o: ui'-i ry a-id an ad. on shift ii his p.i -i-tiu'i, 1; l-r, u-'.ht i-i !,s,-ii' where tin v,,... . -,,(: ... lr s ,i ),iji, 'I". when lie v. as observed, the tenrn Welled to his eyes' us the ladies mur mured, while petting him: "The poor, dear thing. 1 n't he sad look ing? Nice little dog," etc. 'Xuvf," said my friend, "that dog j is " l"""'"'1 '"kk'"'. although he charitable-lookiiig old ladies, and 1 have frequently seen him follow them alter 111 noticing hud passed by wiihoiil im until they would give liin gentle words. How tho dog lives ; J dun't know i.or can I find out, for ' u,dio,iy who knows him ever saw him ' ,-iit. If he liven on sympathy there is Mime accounting- lor his bony appear ance. " -I'ltt.-liurg Dispatch. Tiie ( Inn ;.e i:i!ii, Tor's (Jueer l oinl. Everything connected w ith the I'.m peror of China, siiytf Trunk (1. Car penter, is regulated by law. Ho haa imperial physicians who watch over his health. 'The law provides ju-t at he shall eat, and 1 am told that 1h. Mljlmts ull ,. ,loor llt liH , eats out of golden bowls with ivory chopsticks. According to the old Chine:,.! boohs, there io:ist bo placed daily before liiui thirty pounds of meat in a basin ainl seven pounds boihd into soup. He has a daily iiUowane : of ii 1 mt it pound of hog's fat and butter, nnd he has tho right to r,lt.r hV() )liwls un,i , dueks, while his drink for the day is restricted to t.hi! milk of eighty cows nnd the steeping of seventy-five par cels of lei. It is probable that this real diet is different, and I doubt nut '..I is now taking bits of roast leopard and tiger bone soup to keep iqi his courage, fur the Chinese think that these things really make a man bravo. 1 f he desires anything that is not on tin.' menu, tlio board having charge ot the imperial talde has to lie consulted, so 1 am told, before he is supplied. Largest San mill in the South. Jt is not generally known, yet it is a fact that the largest sawmill in th ! South is now in course of construe : lion on the banks of the Withlacooehee i river, two miles north of Hartshorn and about fifteen miles from Inver ness, 1 "In. Thirty-six carloads of tnu , i hiiiety have arrived for the mill, and i several more cars ure en route from i the cast. The mill is the property of i Messrs. Chuttor and Sowdun, two en- tei prising nnd wealthy men of Oeala. ! 'They are nu n of experience and ; thoroughly understand their business. ! Atlanta Constitution. In No Very threat Hurry. A good story is told of a lazy and loquacious fanner w hose farm lie-ju-t outside Wore "-ter. lie filled nt a I neighbor's house iv vntly. "Sit down, sit down," exclaimed the neigh bor. "I don't know ns I ought," replied the farmer ; but nevertheless., lie sit down. After some talk about crop- ! mid the value of an adjoining piece of ground, the farmer said, si. oily: "I ' doii't know as 1 oil . -lit to be silling here. "I came over to sec if I could gi t a ladder ; our bouse is ulire. " L. lldoii Telegraph. i i nuli e Fuiiugli to ISeiriu On. The Imht and joy of a pleasant De troit holll ' Is it livc-.Vear-ohl boy, ot bright taei' and happy tela p el aim lit. A ilav or so ago a liiau isiting the family engaged the little tot in con versation, and mm of tie. numerous quest ion-, he was called upon 1o an swer was : "Are you married?" "Yes," replied the man, and Im a ided, playfully, "Are yon?" "No," eami! th-' quick response, "but I've been vaccinated. Detroit l'r. e l'tess. (nick at I'igiiri's. Young 1'ealhcrly Are these your children? Mrs, lirand Oh, yes! The boy is live years old and the girl seven. Young I'l-athcrly Well, how time ilie-l It doesn't seem possible that you have been married twelve years. Mala Vila, the notorious gang ol robbers ii'id iissussins which has , 1 i-.-u -1 Italy for a number of years, his just been broken up, sixty-eight of its in tub .tii being scut to prison felt ii-uiii"' from five to ten year A Dangerous MctumoridioHis. JIi:. Tin but u little thing I lisk ; A trifle, nothing more, I swear ; "f is not a heavy, gruemuno tusk That wrinkles brow or silvers hulr: "J'is something, dear, that If you give, You cannot fairly il"cni amiss j "J'is nothing more than, as I live, A little, simple, single ki s. SlI K. This little thing you boldly uslr, This trifle light, to yon as air, Perhaps, to me, doth foam unmask That well may causn me to beware; i'or this same simple, single kiss Might soon develop into kisses j And 1, from having been a Miss, Jl'-come, in coiisi quenee, a Mrs. Joski'iiim-: DixoN, in lloino and Country. Ill M0K01S. The first real estato rumor Tho nebular hypothesis. A popular occupation with young women Making parlor mutches. "No, pa," replied the incorrigible, "you teach niu which is switch." A woman never marries the man alio pities, nor pities tho man she marries. If you'll notice the liiitehct-fiicad man seldom splits his sides w ith laugh ter. Some folks love equality so well that the success of others make them mis ci able. Her Mother Don't you find Juok rather rough. Priseilla Y'es mam ma. And yet ho says liu shaves every day. Operator Now, how do you wish to be taken madam bust or full length. Miss Priiuley No sir, I'll stand up. He I see that China is suing for posce. She How ridiculous! Hasn't she lost ( Hough by war without going into the law courts? A Certain sag'.' said lie never know ft rogue who was not unhappy. Of eolirso Hot ; it is the login s who aro not known who are the happy ones. Assistant I've the greatest freak in the world here. Museum Manager What is it.- ...-sistiint A fanner who speaks the dialect we get in magazine short stories. "Now, you young scamp," suid lilinks senior, as he led his youngster out into the woodshed, and preparod to give him n dressing-, "I'll teach you what is what. " "I didn't see ,mr portrait nt the exhibition, Miss 1 lolmeleigli." "No. they wouldn't take it. They said it was a good portrait, but that my fuea wits out of drawing." "I propose," began the deliberato old lawyer who called around to see a young widow on business, when his vivacious client exclaimed, "1 accept. " They are now partners. Professor (returning homo nt night, hours noise) Is somo olio there? liurglur under tlio bed) No! Pro fessor That's strange! I was posi tive some one was under my bed. First College Student Tho weather is too lino for study Wish I could get off for u few weeks. Second College Student That's easy. Kill a fresh man, and the faculty will order volt home for a month. A little girl was overheard talking to her doll who-e arm had ooino oil", exposing the sawdust stuffing. "Yon dear, guu 1, obedient dully, I knew I hud told yoll to chew your food line, but I didn't think you would ch.-w it so line us that. After th Honeymoon Time, June. The Kail (proudh) -I urn carrying on some interesting researches iuto tlio early history of my family. Tho American Countess (late of tho Metro politan noiiveaii riche, snappishly Are you iifrui I that the facts have not been effect Dully suppressed ? "Here's another one of those mil lionaire plumber join s in the hi pi-r, said Criticiis. "Did you ever see a rich plumber. Hicks'." "Never," said Hicks. All the plumbers I've ever seen have been very very r plumb ers. Still, a fellow may lie a poor plumber and yet be it rich man.' He was it pretty littlo youngster, w ilh fat legs that stuck out beneath clean, still' starched clothes. "What are you going to do when you grow to bo a mini?" asked a visitor. Tho little fellow's face assumed an expres sion of euruest gravity as ho respond ed, with it voice which was evidently shaken by snd memories of the pant, 'Whip pupil. " Kellef Tor the Kjcs. In cout iti'iod uso of tho oycH, in such work as sowing, typesetting, bookkeeping, reading ami studying, tho saving point is looking up from the work ut short intervals uud look ing around tho room. This may be practiced ever ten or fifteen minutes. This relieve the muscular tension, rests the eye- iul makes .the bloed supply muoh letter.