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When Hie Itlvor Howl.
Thorn's a music thai dwell iu tliu I:art of
t(i stream,
And a mystery lireiilhs in its How
Fori fln look hack and sometimes a
Of tn castles I've built will Mil to nud fro
And fa lo
Where, lliu rlvi'r Hows.
And I've dreamed us l'vn watched it go Mow
ing atoim
Tliat a beautiful fairyland lay
Afar, in the mist nf I In- hills wlier" its song
Is Ijnru, and I'v dreamed tliat .vino day
I'll llnd
Wli'To tlio river Mows.
-Now I've traveled along liy tho river for
years,
Till I've come ! down to th" B"a,
And l'vn found there is laughter born often
from tears,
Like lliu soiis tliu'. ris fi-ma Mm irii-t.i,
tnnyb".
'I'luil Moat
Where Hid river Hows.
tut there ai tears, so.n tiiii-s,oretlii laugh,
t.-r di-s:
Tlmrn's a vv Till s'ri'i"of th-. head,
For smite pn-s down where the waP r sighs,
And all pa-s ioit Willi 111'' dead
'lo the sea
Wli'TH tin- river flows.
WlI.TF.ll M. II .KI.IISK III ll:i llullscwiflt
A Righteous Retribution.
I1Y IliXKN l'IIIICi:.iT liK.WKM.
''Miriam Green, 1 inn i r.'onishod !"
aid Aunt .l.iiii'.
"Oh, lull, Aunt Jane, 1 couldn't
Iji'1 j it!" an id Miriam, laughing.
lint, nt til ) sum tim , nho colored
very roil, ami hung down her ri-tty
head.
Thero whs no denying this offeiiHe.
It was patent to all the Woil 1 --or, at
least, to all that par I of it who might
liiiit-(l to bo on tin; edge of Raven
Woods.
There was Miriam Green up in tho
lop of the old oak tree, which roared
its proud en nI, mi Absalom itniiiti its
'old-leaved brethren, her curls nil
tangled, her nprou filled with treasures
of diirk-groou mistletoe. There was
Aunt June, standing iu t ho little open
dearing, with hands uplifted, eyes
opened iu the widest of disapproving
glares, ainl Miu-liounct fallen over
backward on her shoulders.
"Your fmek't all torn!" enunciated
tho old liul v.
"I can easily mend it again."
"And your hair Mown into a tun-Rl'-."
"Oh, Aunt .lane, that is nothing !"
jiloaded Miriam.
"And your houuet hanging Imlf
way down the tree!" gasped Aunt
Jane, grow it:g more indigi nut as the
full weight ninl extent of Miriam's
enormities daum-d upon her mind.
"When you km w 1 forbade you to
think of Mich a I In Ml; as climbing n
tree 1"
"Dear Aunt .lane " begun tho
offender.
lint the old lady would listen to no
argument.
"You wi io seventeen yesterday,''
said she. "You are, old enough to
know better. And you shall be made
to know better! 1 will punish you
for lliis piece t'f inexcu sable hoyden
ism !"
Miriam's blue eyes grew big.
Surely Aunt .lane couldn't hliake
her, or shut her up iu the arret with
a page of "Watts' llwiius" to learn,
or worst alternative of all put her
ou a short allowance of apple pie nt
dinner.
For pretty Miriam was Mill child
enough to regard any of these occur
rence h i a serious misfortune and one
greatly lo lie il-preouted.
But w hile sin- was yd iu tho agonies
of apprehension, the question was
dcliuitolv determined In Aunt Jane's
advancing to lit - loot of the onk tree
and pulling iiwny the ladder that had I
nerved an a menus to reach the lirst j
bough, a ragged mass of foliage some
twenty feel up from the roots. Bdmv :
that the trunk extended down as per
pendicular and tree of side growth as
a telegraph pole.
"There !" said Aunt Jane. "Since
you were no humous to eiiuib the tree
after mistletoe, you may remain there
and think it over at your leisure. I
will eomo back this evening and put
back the ladder. "
Miriam uttered a little erv.
"Please, Aunt J inc. don't go off!" !
she. appealed. "I'll never do so any j
more, rieaso forgive ine, just this '
oiioel" I
Hut Aunt Jane was inexorable. !
With slow majesty, she strode out of j
tho opening, and was cone, even while j
Miriam's piteous voice quivered on '
the air. i
"Oh, dear oh, dear ! w hat am I to ,
do?" Raid Miriam to herself. 1 couldn't j
jump down without breaking my arm,
or ankle, or something; and hero I
am all alono iu this wilderness!"
There she sat, perched on a hori- '
rental boiii;li' clinging to the tper
trunk of tho tree, and swayed to and j
fro in the cutlu lueezes. 1. Lad bcoa j
a most fascinating position a fow min
uifn ago; now it was frightful and
perilous in the cxtremcst degree.
Was it an hour? was it ton hours?
or possibly only fifteen minutes?
Like the Prisoner of Chillon, the poor
little captive lost all power of calcu
lating time.
Jiut just as tho round sun hung liko
nball of orange-lbituo above tho west
ern woods, there was tho sound of
ipiick footsteps crashing over fallen
twiga and crisp b lives below.
"It's John Ford, coming homo from
hunting!' Miriam siiid to herself, with
a quick breath. "Oil, I do hopu ho
won't h-o me !'
Klin shrank close to tho trunk of
the tree, and tried to seem as much
liko a big bunch of mistletoe as pos
sild .
lint it was useless. John Ford's
keen eyes were ton well used to wood
craft and all pertaining to it to over
look her. lie stopped short at tho
eiilrunee to the glade.
"Miriam Green!" lie exclaimed.
"Yes," said the girl, laughing, a
liitlo hysterically. Zaceheus he "
"Mid climb a tree."
"And I am Z.iecheus, and now J
can't gel dow u. "
"Oh!" said Mr. Ford. "The ladder
fell, did it?"
"Y-yes," hii il Miriam, turning wry
red. "The ladder fell down."
"i'li put it up for you," said Ford.
"lo !'' s.iid Miriam, laughing to
herself, as siio thought of Aunt Jane.
He swing the ladder promptly n
against tho trunk of the tree.
"Sow it'n all right," said he. "I'll
j'lst go over to see that Ihe dogs
haven't frightened Mrs. Morey's
young turkeys, and wait for you out
side the woods. "
In live minutes Miriam Green was
by his side, rosy iiud breathless, still
clinging to her aproufut of mistletoe
"Oh, I am ho much obliged to
you?" said she, earnestly.
"It wiib rather an awkward predica
ment, wasn't it?" mailed he.
"What will Aunt Jano nay?" said
Miriam, involuntarily.
"She'll bo very much nlarmod,
won't she?"
"No," confessed Miriam. "She
that is Oh, Mr. Ford, 1 can't de
ceive you about il !"
And she told him all.
"Of course, it was very wrong to
disobey her," she added.
"My poor little Miriam! My sweet,
frightened darling !" cried John Ford,
passing his strong arm around her
waist. "She was a perfect dragonoss
to torment, you so !"
"Hut J belong to her," said tho
girl, innocently "I havo no other
home but her house."
"Then belong to me, henccfor
ward," ho said, tenderly looking down
into her blue, limpid eyes. "Surely,
oii cannot have fulled to discover
how deeply I love you! Hereafter
you aro mine. "
Miriam Green, young as she was,
had often dreamed of tho pathway in
which love should conio to her, but it
h id never seemed like this.
"Hut, " she stammered, "what will
your uncle say?"
"What should ho say?" calmly re
torted her lover. "Ford Court is
mine. My undo is only my beloved
and honored guest. Ilesidcs, he loves
mo ho genuinely that my happiness
einnot but be his. And but what i-i
this?"
They had by this time reached the
solid stone wall which divided the
grounds of Ford Court from the
woods!, and there, perched up on its
height a feminine Stylitcs was Aunt
Jane, with a basket iu her hand, hull'
full of the burberries which she
had gathered from the huge bushes
that mado a scarlet-dotted screen in
side, while stretched prouo on the
grass at the foot of the wall lay old
Major Ford's monster bloodhound,
Gelert. He looked around and wag
ged his tail slowly at the sight of
John, but did not stir otherwise.
"Aunt Jane," said Miriam, "what
are you doing on top of the wall,
there?".
"I I only wanted a few barberries
to put iu my encumber pickles," stam
mered Aunt Jane, ready to burst into
tears. "And and 1 didn't suppose
there wuh any harm in gathering them
here. I've picked peeks and peeks, of
barberries off them very bushes, and
imliody said a word. And i was just
reaching up for the finest, when up
comes a cross old savage and asks mo
what I mean by stenling fruit, and
leaves mo hero with this horrid, snarl
ing brute to wntch me just as if I
was a tramp while he goes for a con
stable! I lievi-r was so treated iu my
life! And, the more I try to
jump off, tho more the dog shows
his teeth at me, and growls. He'd
tear ino in pieces if I stirred a foot iu
any direction, I do believe!"
"Mj 'Jncle Ford," whispered John j
to Miriam. "Ho is a positive mono
maniac on tho subject of fruit thieves!
Tho park bristles with man -traps, and
thero i'h a dog chained undor every
npplo-treo on tho premises. But it's
too bud that ho should havo taken
your aunt for one of tho village pur
Joiners! Gelert! conn) hero this in
stant, Hir! I iiHsuro you, Miss Green"
(to Aunt Jane, who between her ter
ror and her fatigue was on tho verge
of fainting), "my undo will bo tho
most grieved of any one, when ho
learns what a misapprehension he has
been laboring under. Allow mo to
help you down. Take euro don't spill
the barberries !"
"Dear Aunt Jane !" soothed Miriam,
receiving tho old lady iu her arms,
"how frightened you must hnvo
been !"
"Oh, Miriam, forgive me !" Hobbed
the old lady, behind her sun-bonnet.
"1 I didn't know how dreadful it
was, or I never, never would havo
pulled the ladder down and left you
then.' ! It's a righteous retribution ou
no-, t hat's w hat it is !"
"Oh, utility, don't fret about it!"
said Miriam, radiautlv. "It's all
right now. Mr. Ford came along and
put up tin.' ladder again, and and I'm
engaged to be married to him! Don't
look ho surprised, Aunt Jam.'! I know
I've tidd it in a jerky sort of way, but
it all happened at naturally as pos
sible. Didn't it, John?"
And then followed congratulations
and explanations, and finally tho
hiiuiblo apologies of Major Ford, a
testy old gentleman of sixty odd
years, who just then arrived on tho
scene, accompanied by tho village
constable.
' I'm suro I beg a thousand par
dons !" sail Major Ford. Hut how
was I to know? I'm a stranger in
those parts, you know, and half tho
fruit-trees wero stripped last night."
And Aunt Jano received his ac
knowledgment iu frigid silence.
"A lady is a laly," she said to her
niece, afterward, "even if sho has
climbed on a stone-wall to gather bur
berries! And no one but a somi-bnr-bariau
could mistake her for anytniug
else!"
And Miriam Green was too happy
in her own new-born felicity to arguo
the question w ith her aunt. Saturday
Night.
The (Jray Wolves of Molilalia.
Tho gray wolves are on the ram
page in tho northern part of Gallatin
County, Montana, Already they havo
killed hundreds of calves, and in
Homo instances have been known to
attack steers and cows that became
separated from tho herd. Tho gray
wolf is the fiercest of his species, and
many a man in the great, woods of tho
Fast and North has been killed by
them. A few days ago a farmer in
tho northern part of tho county shut
two large-sized colts in a corral while
ho took his team to a field. When ho
came back after tho colts a few hours
later ho found that both had been
killed by wolves. Another stockman,
while riding over tho hills, camo
across two largo steers that had been
carrying on an unequal light with
wolves. The steers were surrounded
by a number of tho big gray crea
tures and several coyotes, w hich had
been running the cattlo about. Tho
steers were badly bitten, and they
were about exhausted with tho un
equal struggle. At tho appearance of
the stockman the wolves and coyotes
slunk away. When the winter finally
sets iu and it becomes a dillicult mat
ter for them to get a calf or sheep,
tho Htockiiien fear that these wolves
will become desperate. They will
then go in bands, and will undoubted
ly attack almost anything that might
furnish them a meal. Helena (Moil.)
Herald.
Kugiliie Chinamen.
A Chinaman who has a good deal of
influence in Mott, Dovers and Pell
streets, recently explained tho indif
ference of Chinamen iu New York to
tho snd plight of their emperor. "Tho
fact is," ho said, "that a great many
of my countrymen iu New York aro
fugitives. Tho oldest member of a
family in China has tho power of life
or death over its members. If you
offend your grandfather iu China he
may havo you beheaded, cast into
prison or exiled. Tho exiles hero are
men who have aunoyed tho respective
heads of their families. Naturally
they havo no sympathy with tho
powers that bo in China." Now
Orleans Picavunc.
A Ptociit for His (irnndfatlipr.
"I'm saving up to buy you a birth
day present, grandpa," said Willio.
"That's very nice of you, my boy,"
said the old gentleman. "How much
have you got?"
"Well," Willio replied, "if you'll
give mo ten cents, I'll havo eleven al
togetlur." Harper's Young People.
(IIIUHIKVS (0MM.
lionicnr'ii I'or corn.
Into n i','i-.;e Ha' pop-eoru wait,
A mil-,' hull' eiigi. of wii.
'I'liey w en) laird and round mid yellow as p"l'1.
"1 think, " said ll-ihert, 'they'ro slilT with
cold,
Let's warm them over the lire."
So over tile mills the iO.Porn went,
liolii'rt swum; the cao of w in'.
'""I"' l"'l! I'"l! I'"l'!
lloppity-hip! liiiioly-lioi?
"Sen t hi iii try to jump out nf tli- llr!''
(lilt of 111" i-au'e tin' io-i'orll iiniii
When ! ojii-n -d the door of wir-.
'Look !" 'Tied K )! rt thev'r" whit" a- snow,
Ki'tom' and chickens and It I r- Mm-, oh !
'J'hey p,,i-ej i, ut their skins m tin tin-!"
Siinheata-.
A KITTKN AM) A S Al.l.lOA Toll.
"Tabby," the cat, manifested great
curiosity, not unmixed with jealousy,
when Hool.ebub was installed as a
family pel, and she acquired the un
kind habit of walking up to him at
every opportunity, and showing her
displeasure by deliberately culling him
with her paw. Then slit; would retire,
showing evident satisfaction as if she
had performed a duty.
This was done one- too often ; fot
li -I'lzebiili had evidently harbored in
his memory her former insults, an 1
this last one proved too much fur his
injured spirit. His eyes Hashed with
a yellowish light, and, when Tabby
was walking away, he scrambled after,
seized her tail and idling to it vicious
ly. This frightened tho bully, and
she started on a race around tile room.
Inking aerial Mights over chairs and
tables, with lieelzebiib desperately
clinging to her tail. When we re
h'lihed the panic-stricken Tabby, we
were surprised to find that Hc'liebuli
was none the worse for his wild expe
rience, and with widely distended
j iws, ho breathed a general defiance ;
but Tabby had received a lesson, and
she never molested Ketlzebub again.
St. Nicholas.
FAMOfS ItOdfM rXKl'MANTS.
Tim complete history of rogue do
phuiits would make an interesting
chapter. They seem to havo decided
to avenge man's wrongs against their
kind. Some years ago one rogue act
ually took posie-isioii of a stretch of
country iu India forty miles wide by
one hundred long, and iu business
like way proceeded to demolish every
thing iu or about it. The animal
ru-diod into the villages, took huts
upon its tusks and tore them apart, or
tossed them until they fell to splinters.
It chased the people away or killed
t hem whenev- r it could, or, standing
by the wrecked houses, it ale the
grains and stores.
This elephant seoni 'd remarkably
intelligent. It entertained in particu
lar, a grudge against the Hatch-towers
or scaffolds, Whelicvtr this rogue
saw one, he would creep sidy, spring
at it, push it to the ground, and kill
its occupants.
A famous rogue dephrnt named
"Mainllu" was owned by a rich man
near .1 ill ilm Iporo in central India.
Suddenly it began to develop tho
characteristics of il "rootle," and at
tached human beings wherever seen.
It killed them so cruelly thai it be
came widely know n as "the mini-outer."
Ho was finally destroyed by an organ
ized effort of l'nglish army ollieers.
Another famous rogue took posse
sion of a public load and al lacked
every passer-by. Suddenly darting
from the jungle, it would rush up to
an ox-i art, seize the driver with its
trunk, and ili-nppear. Repeated raids
of this kind so terrified the people thai
a large tract of laud was to all intents
and purposes deserted ; but finally an
P.iiolish hunter determined to rid the
country of the rogue. Py careful in
quiry he found that the elephant
always seized the driver, and
if there were two carts iu com
pany, it chose the driver of the last.
Si i he arranged two ox-carls, putting
a dummy driver upon the second,
while 11)1.111 tin- lirst was a stout bum
boo cage in which the hunter was to
sit rille iu baud. When all was ready
the two ox-carts started, one day, fol
lowed by the hopes and best wishes of
the community. The fatal district
was soon reached, and, about half
way down the road, there camo a
crush! and the monstrous elephant,
dark and ugly, dashed upon tho partv.
Making directly for tho last cart, with
a vicious swing of its trunk, it seized
on the dummy man and mado off, re
ceiving as it went a shot from the
cage. Hut the oxen, alarmed by tho
uproar, ran away, leaving the road
ninl Inking to tho open country. They
tipped the cart over, nearly killing
the Ciiged driver and tho English
HpurtMiiaii. What tho elephant
thought when it tore the dummy into
shreds must bo imagined. Some
1 1 1 . 1 1 1 1 1 later, however, this rogue was
driven away and caught. St. Nicholas.
THE USIiFUL BAMBOO
It is Utilized by the Chinese in a
Variety of Ways.
Turned Into Houses. Funiture,
Food and Medicine.
Just go nud look at your long,
slender bamboo lishing pole, and try
to fancy what a house would look like
built of that sort of thing. Y'et when
a Chinaman wishes to build a house,
he doesn't hire an architect and look
up a contractor, nud (urn gray over
plumbers nud decorators, he j'ist
merely goes and plants a few bamboo
roots. Then he goes ou quietly at
tending to his business nud I ts tie m
grow. In a few months he has a fine
forest of bamboo from forty to eighty
feet high, and with stalks ranging
from half an ineli to eightei n inches
in d.ameter. He digs a trench the
shape and si.: he wishes bis lum-c,
nud proceeds to cut the trees he thinks
the proper siz an 1 sots them up in
this tr nch, which lie tli- n tills up.
With tin.' slenderer stalks he makes
the ratters nud shingles il with bamboo
leaves. The windows are del ieate lat
ticework of bamboo, and the furni
ture is of slender bamboo, bent and
curb d ,'itid plaited. 11 is water bucket
is a good hi stalk sawed oil' just below
the joint a, id made as deep us ho needs
above it.
For a bottle he takes a slender piece
and treats it in the same way. If in
Ihe confusion of building he mislays
his knife h just t ikes a good sharp
edge of bamboo, and docs jn-t as well
for every thing except cutting bamboo
as if it were Slu-fli 'Id steel. While ho
is buildin he keeps off the Jiangs of
hunger by cutting the little tender
shoots just as Ciey peep from the
ground and cooking them like aspara
gus. Of course we all know how dan
gerous it is to move at once into a
new house, it is so likely to bo damp,
and so Mr. Sin Foo catches a severe
col l. All hi! does is to run out to his
bamboo thicket gather a few leaves,
boil them and drink the tea. In a
day or so he is all right and ready to
enjoy the delicious dinner which Mrs.
Sin Foo has prepared iu honor of the
"roof raising." She has delicate
boiled bamboo shoots, bamboo grains
baked in a bamboo joint with honey
and bamboo shools candied with
sugar.
I can't tell you all tlu-y make of
bamboo. Masts and cordage, kites,
fences, bridges, fans, pipes for carry
ing water over the lie) fields, the fin
est of taper, and, iu fact, nearly
everything they tn '. The strangest of
nil uses isto bore gas and oil wells with
it. They begin by twirling a hollowed
bamboo polo where they wish to sink
the will. This gradually works its
way into the ground. When sunk to
its full length, they fasten another to
the end of it, mi l keep on twirling.
This operation they keep up until lin y
strike gas or oil, w hich comes gushing
up through the poles. They use th'-ni
also for bringing brino to the surface
from the salt wells. And then just
think how much cleaner, prettier and
more graceful it is than our ugly iron
work. Apropos of this I remcmb r
nu incident of the dainty little Japan
ese folk who took part in tli' Colum
bian exposition. In the space allotted
for their village was one of our ordi
nary iron waK r taps. It never occurs
to us b notice how hi. lions they are,
but the Japanese looked nt it, shud
dered as one man, and at once se!
about hiding the hateful object with
dean, shining bamboo. Washington
Star.
Some llig Counties.
F.ast of the Rocky mountains there
are only twelve counties iu the I'nitcd
States containing more than ."t.OiMI
square miles. Not one of these is in
New Yolk St iti , the largest county of
which, St. Iiiwreuce, covers only
2,'J-IO :-qunre miles. One of the
twelve is Aristook, the forest county
of northern Maine, between New
lirunswiek and the St. I.iwrctice. An
othtr is Dade county, Florida, which
indudcH the everglades of Florida,
along the Atlantic coast, and has an
area ot ,t'tM squ ire miles ami a total
population of ililO. Cherry county,
Nebraska, iu the extreme northeast of
the state, with the Snake river divid
ing it in half, has an area of 5,ttitS
miles. Three northern counties of
Minnesota lying south of Nanitohti
and west of Lake Supcriif, Beltrami,
Itasca, and St. Ijouis, have respective
ly 5,0-10, 5,t:b), aid 5,SiiO square
miles. The last county includes the
important city of Dultith, but the first
has a population of only 1100 nud the
second only of 750. The population
D.ulth is :i.r,000.
Two ?niuities of Idaho- Bingham,
containing the lava lieldr. r.td Idaho,
south of the Ni 7- Perees' riM&nation -contain
more than 10,000 square miles
each. Two counties iu Texas, Pc-cus
(in-1 F.I Paso, have more than 5,000
square miles. Pecos, which is in t lie
extreme west of the state, on the Rio
' Griunlo, has ;,7i)0. El Paso, which
j adjoins it on the Rio Grande, has
I 0,7.10. One county of Colorado, Ara
paho, has an nrea of 5,2'JO square
J miles, hut it is still more notable from
the fact that it has a population of
I 5i,H00, iududiug the city of Denver.
R-uitt County, in Ihe same State, has
: an area of (!,00t) .-.qiiare miles. On the
: Pacific slope counties, like trees and
; fruits, nre of gigantic size. Six coun
ties of Oregon, three counties ol
j Washington, seven counties of Ne
i vada and sewn counties of California,
; have more than 5,000 square miles.
'The largest of all iu the I'nited States
j is the county of San Bernardino, to
I the east of Lus Angrl-s. Its area is
; L'l ,000 square miles, nearly half tho
j size of New York State, and 5,00 )
I miles larger than New Jersey, Dela
ware, Connecticut and Rhode ilalld
combined. ( 'hieago Times.
Japan ami tli" Japs.
A Japanese pillow is very much like
one of the supports of a Japanese
clog a iin r board four inches wide,
set edgewise.
The Japanese baby, always riding
pick-a-back, early learns to use his own
legs and arms in clinging to her perch.
This early training, with the freedom
from restraint provided by Japanese
garments, makes the people strong
and wiry.
Passing from Hong Kong to Yoko
hama in pleasant weather tho imperial
beauty of tho white-cupped cone ol
Fuji-San, towcrin ; 12, "00 feet above
the sen, dwarfs all other sights. It if
j probably tho most beautiful inouiitaii:
in tho world, and justilius Japanese
praise of it.
From tho door porter to tho Em
peror, politeness is a national trait iu
Japan. It means little, as does every
universal custom, but produces a de
cidedly pleasant impression on one
fresh from Occidental rudeness.
Knock nt a Japanese door, J'oiii
welcome is "Ohair !" "We welcome
your honorable return." The street
salutation is "Ohayo," inclining "hon
orableeariy" or "good morning."
'There are practically no oaths ot
"cuss words" in the Japanese language.
About the most emphatic remark
available for use, even by Jinrikisha
men in a street blockade is "shiksu!"
or "beast !"
As in China tho Japanese theatre is
open all day, and the presentation of
a heroic national play occupies a very
Ion;; time. Devotion to duty is al
most the unvarying theme of dramatic
representation.
Tickets for Scats in ( liurdi.
The Trustees of tho People's Tem
ple, Coluiiibii-i Avenue and Berkeley
Street, Boston, of which tho Rev.
James Boyd Brady is pastor, have been
living the experiment of issuing re
served scat, tickets for the Sunday
evening services. The innovation haft
proved a great success.
The members of the congregation
have the first choice of seats, and then
the public is admitted. This action
was made necessary iu order to accom
modate the church's ow n members nud
contributors who have been crowded
out by the immense increase in the
general attendance. Although ihe
auditorium holds '.',500 people it has
of lute been crowded to the doulsoti
Sunday evenings.
The ticket plan has not added ma
terially to the comfort of the regular
members, but it has tended to imike
transient coiners permanent, thus in
creasing the resources of the chinch.
New York Times.
Her Utile .Mistake.
She had attended the ainbii lance,
classes and obtained the Cettiiicnte,
The street accident she had earnestly
prayed for took place. A man had
broken his leg.
She confiscated the walking stick of
a passer by and broke it in three pieces
for splints, and tore up her skirt foi
bandages. When all was completed she
summoned a cab and took her patient
so the hospital.
"Who bandaged this limb so credit
ably?" inquired the surgeon.
"1 did,"she bliishingly replied.
"Well, it is most beautifully most
beautifnly done ; but yon havo made,
1 find, one little mistake. You have
liambu'ed tho wrong leg." San Fran-ci-c
Argonaut.
A Business Kulc.
He had been making an avowal of
love to the heiress.
"And may I havo an answer tomor
row, dearest ?"
"Not tomorrow, Georgf. Iu juonev
matters I always insist on throo davs
grace." Judge,
Evolution.
Out of the dusk a shadow,
Then a spark j
Out of tho cloud II Sili'lic",
Then a iKrk -,
Out of tho heart a rapture,
Then n pnin ;
Out of tin) dead cold ashes.
Life HKiiin.
Jons
Hl'.MOKOUS.
, Tabb.
The worst lies aro half truths.
A cold snap--Breaking an icicle.
You know the fish hook is the cause
of many sinful, awful yarns? Y'csj
it's ft nuisance something to a-bait.
"Such matters must bo minced,"
said tho butcher as ho dropped a cat
into the chopper.
Billing and cooing llouri-hes during
the honeymoon. Afterwards tlw bill
ing sometimes stops the cooing.
Clara So Lottie is married? Is
she perfectly happy, do you think?
Florence Oh, dear, yes; i am suro
so. Her trousseau was faultless.
Raoitl I had a dog who attacked
all the ra-caLs. His Friend What
did you do with him? Rioul I had
to get rid of hi in. H'-' wan evcrlast
i lgly biting me.
Servant Maid On breathless excite
un til)- Professor, lb -re's a burglar in
the dining-rooiu ! Professor (deeply
absorbed without looking up) Tell
him I'm engaged.
"If my employer does not retract
what he said to me this morning, I
shall leave his store." "Why, what
did he say?" "He told mo 1 could
look for another place."
"But what can you do, young man?
Haven't you some special talent or
taste some bent as they say?" Ap
plic ml (dubiously) "N-iio, not that
I can think of except that I am a
little bow-legged."
First Tramp Are you in favor of
the income tax? Second Tramp
You bet I am. I go further'u that.
I'm in favor of given' every man an
income to bo taxed.
Sammy Let's take this basket back
to grandma's now. Danny No, sir;
it's raining terribly out. I just camo
in, and I've got one pnir of wet feet,
an' Pin not going to get another pair
of 'cm.
"There, that will teach you what's
what," pulled the teacher, as sho
banged the whipped boy back into his
seat. "I I 1 already knowed what's
what," sobbed the boy ; its a pro
noun ! "
Iu ciairliin; her lm told her that
Ilo'd die for her without iiiisgivinc
Vet, married now and well insured,
lie doth still pcr-M-t in living.
Amy Why did you marry Harry
who never sent you any presents, whilo
you refused Jack, who was always
giving you jewelry, candy, books and
tho Ike? Mabel Jack had spent all
his money.
"May I not,' he pleaded, "kiss
(hose matchless lips?' "Not for an
instant," she rejoined, "can 1 think of
such a thing." Patiently ho waited
until an instant had elapsed, and was
duly rewarded.
Mother Johnny, ouyour way homo
from school step at the store and get
mo a stick of candy and a bar of soap.
Father What do you want of a stick
of candy? Mother That's so he'll
renu mber tho soap.
l'irt Lobster It's getting lone
some hero now with all the society
bathers gone. Second Lobster - Never
mind, we are liable to meet them alter
supper this w inter, and then we'll get
the rest of our lino work in.
llardacies You say that Whipple's
horse jumped that ditch? Thai was iv
wonderful jump. Huntley Yes; but
il wits nothing to the one Whipple
inn ii'. He landed at least twenty
feet farther ou than the horse did.
MoOn i -I gave von ten cents to be
n.M'd m -l. rdny, and today you aro
j i t trying .t show how bad you can
be. Willie -Yes, but I am just trying
to sli iv you today that you got tho
wol i of "iir money yesterday.
Miss L itest Fad The beauty books
say every woman should have a hobby.
Miss Growing Older What is wor
rying me more than anything else just
now is the fact that I should havo a
"hubby. " Pittsburg I lispaich.
Mrs. Watts Isn't it in Turkey that
a woman is not allowed to see her hus
band until the day of the wedding?"
Mrs. Potts I don't remember, but
anyway it is not much worse than tho
American way of seeing so little of
him after marriage."
"Papa" inquired the editor's only
son, "what do you call your oflicel"
"Well," was the reply, "the word
calls nt. - iiitor's olliee the sanctum
sanctorum. " "Then 1 suppose," and
the situ il boy was thoughtful for a
iiioiii.-'i, "that niaiiiina's olliee is a
spankum spauktorum, isn't it'"
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