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VOL. XVII.
PITTSHOIK)', CHATHAM CO., N. C., FEBRUARY 21, 1805.
NO. 2(5.
I) at I) am Recotb.
The Soiif? I Never Slnir.
As wlion in dreams wo soim-iimc huar,
A tnolody uo fill nt ami tlm',
And musically sweet an.) cleat,"
It flavors nil the at iMMiph 'I..'
Willi liunn my divin '.
Ho, often In my waking drmttiS
I hoar n in 'lody tliut iccms
I.iko fairy voles tviii-p 'ting
To mo tlio h.iiit 1 never
Sometimes wlien lipnnl.ii ? n'er tlto year
My lavlsli youth has thrown away.
Wlion all tliu kIu a In i;i-t appears
iut as ainlriigolhut my I -an
Ilavo cnunhli'.l to l viiy.
I thrill to Had tlio at'lti! and pain
Of my remorse is Mill, d again,
As firivur.l dent nii.l listening,
I hear the snag I never rt'iij.
A murmuring of rhythmic words,
A drift on tnueB who.-c currents How
Molodious with the thrill o( l.ii Is,
Ami far-off lowing of tin1 herds
In lauds of long
And every mumd the truant lovns
Comoi to mo like the c of doves,
When first in Urn hi .Mining fields of
spring,
I heard the s nig I never flat?.
Tint echoes nf I'm ol I v ' ' i .v.ein !
In limpid hI renin 'Mil 'iter whero
Til t river Ti n ru:n l.uVili..- 'rewind
Ami (?i hly eddiei ripple im hi I
The 1 1 1 (.- growing th.-r .
Vhni ro'i'S li.'ii I 1 1 ; - t!i i drink,
Drain their h a h liis-i". n !,,,v ,rluil
And ivies nil uli iccl t via" and olliijy
ASuut the s, hi:; I leuer sin
An ocean surge of s-ui.i I t!i r. f i'Is
As Ill-Mi .;li u tale ().' h-eiv eily Mr-f
II I 1 ti!n;!es - D,,, .. ,, ,.. , ,!,
And eresto I o'er the gol l"n ivi! s
In show Ti upon my lie.tr!.
Tin:-", with n;vn iir-ns and eyes
I'.i'ifi.'l t'unrl the a! ... . -;
I-' r:rii!!e.T.- ei ;!:!.. t'.iu
I h ir the s..ng 1 n -t sing.
- .1 tMI',-1 Wilt ,e ".Ill Itll.KV.
THE LITTLE MEDIATOR.
"And the y,n::i ; I'ritie married tlio
Princess a:i. liv I happily forever af
ter. "
A girl f probably twenty, iii n big
clinir, by the light of it bright iienrth
lire, win readiii r to n younger gill, n
much younger girl -in fact, a little
girl. Tlio story is concluded and tho
hook closed.
" I here, ile ir, how dm-i that story
I iI.'iih vim? l.!i': v.i:i wi-h j
klltHV rlli'll llll int. resting, handsome,
iii'lilo l'liii-eiii tli i. n di wimiii 1
lmvo just road y
IhiH inti'ifii.rati.iii fiMin tho uliler
Kit'' tin? yo!ii.;vr tlio iineiinsonnisly
ifjuurcs tor a lime. She i.i ilriMiuiiig.
Jler liijr, Mile yr i nvc flni iii vaenntlv
into tho rod etnlii is, wliii h liavo fnllon
from tno ln;;s on tli-., liinrlli. Then
Hill! sitfhs (ll'l'jliy.
nkiiiij from h r r, verie, h!i- turns
tlioho vvi.le, wninli rin , v, s of hcr.i
into tlio Jaeo nliove ln-y, f..r .sl,o is
Hoateil nt tlio ol.li r ;;ifi's Utie.', anil
nsks :
yon unow, .i;ti,u, Ui it I'nneo
foiiiitils mo of Mr. Mnvr? Mr.
Mercer is lia'uUome, Atel lie's lirave,
too, Vaiise he .-niw-l my il iliio when it
fell into the lak.- la d snm::ir. Only"
in n reeiitu,l to:i '--"!ie h.iMi't miy
Ji.'itioesH lor his l ii.io yet. Ji lt ho
will li:iv, Vans.- he sai l In- uoiiM. "
"Oh. ho diil!" from the ..thor ,-M.
"Yos, he tliil. Least lu's .liiif to
mnrry n n'leen. And i-n'l it slr ui ro,
J ul in, her imtno is ju.t tho suuo us
yours?"
"Why, chiKl, what are you saying?
"Well," niiiwereil tho littio one,
pucker her moiuli in n chil hsh, iiiz
oiivil way, ".vhile .Air. Mercer was
waiting for you to linish tlrcKsin;' for
tho th.mlre, the other evenintr, ho took
mo on hm knee iiml vj sat hero lv tho
tire. I tolil him I was nw:'ul tir.,1
tireil reading; fairy stories tin. I asked
him if ho o.ml In't tell me one. llo
sfiiii he thought ho didn't know nny
Vept wuat'a in tin l; !is, but 'co.irjj,
if 1 waiitod him to he'd try."
"Yen, and what did h ; tell yon?-'
"lie said, 'Oaoo there was a man
who liked a girl awful much, but ho
was afraid to till her no, 'cnu.sj ho
didn't know how she'd take it ' And
ho said. 'Uy Jove, I wish tdio wasn't
so distant to me. ' Ami I said. 'Js sho
bo far away?' He said, 'Xo, not that
kind of distant.' 'She's not kind to
you, then?' said I. 'Well, not kind
enough,' said he. Then i told him
she wasn't nict, if she wasn't ki.id.aad
he anid right quick, 'Oh, yes, sho is
nice she's adorable she'd a queen. '
Why, what's her nam ?' siid I. Well,
he was staring into tho lire, and ho
took a Id j, Ions breath, nu I sai l,
Julia.'
"Yes, yes," said the older irl. very
very much interested. ''tl.i on."
" 'Why, that's my sister's imnie, ' 1
said. 'Do s sho know hei ?"
And ho jumped up so q.iick he re illy
frightened me, and then ho Lis-cil
mo and sat mo on the edge of tli" table
and said:
"Xiiiv, Joyce, I stnr: d in to t I you
a fai- y st'irv, didn't I '!"
"Yis," said I, "but it wasn't much
coconut. "
"I know that," s.iid he, n v 'nl qn el;.
"and 1 want you t b.ig'. ill nb.iut 1 j
it, niul I'll como around eomu other
time and tell you another one."
"Well, if it isn't nny butter than
the ono you started, yon needn't
come, mid I. And he, why ho laughed
and, said he'd try and make till
next inoro interesting. Then you
enmu down st iirn and when you were
going out with htm ho turned around,
put hia linger on his lips and looked
roal serious. I think "
"Why, Joyce, ho mount you should
not say anything about it."
"About what?"
"Why, about what ho told yon. It
was naughty of yon, Joyce ; it was
wrun. "
"Well, that's tho second timo I
didn't know what 'keep quiet' meant.
You know what you said about him
last. week. Well, after I told him
about it"--
"Whatl did yon tell liini all
about"
Miss Julia sits back in her cliair
aghast.
"Yes; I told him, and ho said : 'My,
my, Joyo., yon musn't tell things like
tint,' but he didn't tell mo tint 'till 1
was all done talking. "
"Oh, you horrid child! IIoiv dared
you do such a thing? How" Over
come by her feelings, Miss Julia sat
in silenc ', but sho did a good deal of
thinking.
The two girls sit in silence for a
time without speaking, it it .1 it was be
coming oinbnraHsing to both when tho
I'litranco of a maid with a card caused
both to rise. The older rends the curd,
"Mr. Mercer."
"Tell Mr. Mercer to come up here.
It's much wanner," in an apologetic
way "and Joyce, it's far past your
your bed-tinie. Say good-night and
run nwny.
Obeying her sister, Joyce just
reaches tho doorway, when her path is
blocked by tho form of a t ill, good
looking young fellow, who stands
s'ightly surprised, with a bulky pack
age in his arms.
'( lood evening, M's: Julia, How
are you, Joyce.' ion ate not going as
soon as I c mie, niv von? Whv 1 have
brought you a pivsi til. I! it" care
lessly "you wont want to seo it until
to-morrow. "
"Oil, yes; show in ) now, please,"
pleaded the 1:1:1.) one.
Tho youu ; man t i!;es from tho pack
age a magnitioi'tit rreneh doll.
(living vent I i an exclamation of
surprise and delight, Joyco wakes a
rush for lite prize, tin 1, ob:nining it,
spends several hurried moments in ad
miration ami examination. Then,
ri'in. inboi ing abo it bed, sho throws
ono littio arm around M roer's neck ;
tho other tightly holds tho doll. She
gives him a hearty kiss, no 1, looking
earnestly into his eyes, exclaims, "Oh,
you nre so good!" and turning to her
sister, she s iys: "IhU t he, Julia?
With a perceptible blush the sister
answers, " hv, ves, ho is indeed.
lint vou uiiist run oil' to bed now.
With a happy undo on her little
faeo Joyce kisses both her sister and
Mercer good night an I starts oil' to
bed.
Hut nt the door sho hesit itos, stops
and turns. "Mr. Mercer," sho savs.
'I hope you won't bo angry, but 1
lidti't forget that fairy story you told
me, and I told Julia about it. Now,
you're not angry, ate vim?"
Mercer just ubout realizes what the
chil l has said. Ho is dazed, but ho
replies with a nervous, forced laugh.
"Am I angry? Oh, no; not at all."
The little one is too young to notice
but the older girl does that this is
said in a sarcastic way, kindly withal.
I'm so glud" Joyco s lys, in a re
lieved tone. "I didn't think yon
would b.i angry, 'oausj I told Julia
you liked her. 'Cause you do, don't
you?"
Miss Julia has not only had trouble
to retain her composure during this
interrogation, but she felt she was in
danger of fainting from embarrass
meut. However she controls herself
long enough to say :
"Joyce, its almost midnight; go
over to your bed. "
Without any further remarks save a
sweet "(iood night," tits littio one
runs off to bed.
The unexpected declaration that
Joyce had made regarding tho secrets
each had thought buried in tho child
had quite unnerved Julia. Walking
to the window she hides her face in
tho folds of a friendly curtain. The
tiro on tho hearth had almost died out.
Nothing e.imo from the emlers sav ; a
d ill red glow. Tho I i:u, had not
been ligh'cd and the room was becom
ing envelope. I in darkness. Julia
throws back the heavy curtains and
the rick, silvi rv liglit from a full,
round moon, ll ws softly into l!:e
room.
And as thi
nearer tin ro
window, over
til.' i.o'.'llJ of
midnight
emu a li'
the s.lellt
hour draws
ting to tho
ci'v's roofs,
t o!; a:- I us
eliim
us
- urc. us the moon's white rays
"Listen to tho bells. Won't you
crime to the window ? You can hear
them better."
Mercer ac.'epts the girl's invitation
and is sure he can detect a tenderness
in her voice that hIio had never told to
him before. A hope springs up in his
breast, and as he roaches her side ho
tenderly takes her hand within his
own and says, almost in a whisper, as
if awed by tho stillness and the mystic
music of the midnight chimes:
"Miss Morton Julia Joyco nuked
mo a question before she left us to
night. You heard it?"
Faintly and faltering comes a "Yea"
"Lot mo answer it to yon. I like
you. Moro than that, I love you. Tell
me that I may hope. "
Julia raises iter head, and in her
eyes ho reads his answer. Tenderly
he t-toops and kisses the lips upturned
to his, and locked in his strong em
brace sho stands silently, happy in his
love.
And who knows, nsjhey stood there
together, but what both blessed the
child who had unconsciously told each
of tho other's love. Philadelphia
Ledger.
A Colony of It.tls in I liurcli.
In tho untis' il busctucul of an old
church in Kivi rdale tin ro is a colony
of bnta that lardy go out, but I'm, I
their subsistence among the rats mid
mice they catch there. They hang
during tho day head downward from
the sides of tho stone foundations, by
the aid of Ih i peculiar hooks which
are at tho joints of their wings, and
when they are not sleeping they scurry
around after food. The janitor of the
chinch whoso duties frequently cause
him to go into tho basement has s -v-eral
times witnessed battles between
the bats and tho large black f its which
infest tho phic. A do.eti of th 'in
will walch putient'y for hours for such
small prey as a i:ioii.-e, and when one
appears liny swoop down upon him,
and niter a lively struggle amid much
squealing and Mapping of w iny.s against
each other, they gi nernlly subdue
him. Alter that fihl is over there is
another among tho bats themselves to
seo which shall gi t tlio biggi st share
of tho prey. J i' in the eonlliet any i f
tho bats i:i wounded or otherwise in
enpiioiniod from taking euro of him
self the other bats set upon him and
eat him too.
Last summer tho church was entire
ly freed from tlnm lor a short time.
This was brought about by tho fur
mice tender who led the window open
till midnight, and then wlnu tin,' hat
hud llo '.vn away on their nocturnal
journeying ho closed it. When the
bats returned they llapped around t he
window trying to get in, and linnily
hud to seek another abode. Since that
timo tho windows have been left open
and the bats are just ns much at home
as ever. New York Sun.
Tenement Popubitioii ol" New York.
Out of a total population in New York
city of l,.H!)!,i'V, Vil.i'i per cent or 1,
:l;l:l,IIOit,livo in 1 :S tenement houses.
Apartment Inui es of the better class
are not include I in among tenement
houses. It is a somewhat remarkable
fact that the lowest de.it h rate in tho
city is in one of its most thickly settled
tonement house districts, occupied by
some of tin poorest people, in the
wards where tho Hebrew population
is tho densest. Tjio death rate among
the crowded Hebrews was in lH'.H only
IH. ": to each thousand, and in lVo
only 17. TI. Tho comparatively cleanly
habits of these Hebrew, their observ
ance of Mosaic law about food, and
their abstinence from alcoholic liquors
are given as explanations of this low
death rate. In tho Italian districts
tho death rate is double what it is
among the Hebrews, and the popula
tion not so itense ; and even iti the
wards oo -upied by wealthy people, the
death rate is grea'er than atiioti the
Hebrews. The t:h, 1 tth and 8th are
the It ilian ward-, and tho death rate
in IS'.lll was I',:!. 7S, .'to. 12 and 21.KS re
spectively. Springfield Republican.
Fight ltd n ecu a Hull ami n I. ion.
At Madrid, Spain, tho other day, tho
monotony of bull-lights was relieved
by a light between an Afi ieiitt lion and
a bull. Tho former was an exessiv,
ly ferocious beast. When the annuals
weie brought into the arena the bull
dashed at the lion, which raised itself
and lifted its great paws. For a. mo
ment the two brutes seemed to be one
moving mass, then the monarch of the
jungle was seen to tly through the air.
Rushing forward, the bull rolled his
Chelny about in the sand like a ball,
until, by n stid lcti turn, the lion tried
to get at him b hind, and had already
stuck its claws into the bull's hind
quarters when In was driven off by
several powerful kicks and w is tossed
again. The li"U then gave in, mid
amid tho h sses of the spectators, tiled
to cu'iiee, until he Win allowed to slip
'n'o his cage. --Chicago Hcriil.l,
I'lMitv an: M'i:r.i.
W hl!o Svd is lllliu lint di.tile... linn)
soiling I ho ink ;
While Si ee,l is silt ill ; Him rol le!n, Hurry's
lie -iniong to Ihink.
Wliil.' S 1 is hilling Ilia hiiMV-eyo, Hurry
i- sirin'ier his low :
While Harry is loarehl'g his army, Hpeed is
worsting his f' l.
Hurry is iiile!j at degiiinlii-,', Shi -d is ipi'li
lit the end ;
Harry wins many a slave, hut Spood
iik'.iiv a friend.
- St. Nieholas.
HAM ASI ICS.
"Why do H salt molt ice?" asked a
little gi.l tho other day. It does not
melt it, but by malting the water salt
ice cannot bo formed unless it in mu di
colder than Would be required to freeze
fre.th water. That is why seaport
towns are not so cold in tho winter as
m my places inland, 1111 1 why wo have
so little ice in our rivers and harbors.
It does not haj. pen more than four ol
live times in a century that the Ka-t
river is froz u ho that people can
walk across the ice to llrooklyn. Ol
coins the strong current has much to
do with this, hut the salt water Itua
luoro New York Times.
a rut.rrv 'ir.iitv.
Apntty it..ry about a eotili li'ig
child is told in llitrper's, of the four-year-old
sou of a member of the
(ieorgiii legislature. Having left the
boy in a run I" one of the big hotels
of the inctt opo i -, with tin command
to go to In: 1 immediately, In went
down to seek his friends in the (dine.
The bell-boys were soon thrown into
co u sterna I ion by the many and vut in us
calls from th-- ro. on in which the littio
fellow had ,.. a left, nu I quite a num
ber of iii -m wi re . no:, collected there.
I! il it. Wat no n- w it T, or lire, or a
"I!. audS." tiiil tin child w.iut.-d.
He asto:ii-h d i!i hoys wilit this nu
muiil request : "I'I.-iim., sirs, send
some ono to un to hoar me s.iy my
prayers."
lAl.lilVI n.'M'KM.
The i.e.v chronometer.-!, which,
through an iiu'enimis application ol
(lie pitoii-i iph, -eieai. t lio hours in
stead of n:ii i: g limn, are particu
larly u.-iefnl i:s alarm clocks. A French
inventor is niiemly at v. oi l. on clocks.
which imtoit-,1 of the stnd tit and ear
piercing hell that i very oho is ac
quainted with, have speaking discs.
One can t hits hu'.c iii::: ; t awaken, d
by the crowing of the enci;, or by I in.
vig irons accents of a well known
voice. He i.-s eon-itru -li-ig so;u '. alarms
which, with a disc of s;x or s.-v. i.
C 'liti'iieti . crv out t- toil from one
room ti) another, through el is d I
door:-, such phrase as "(iel up."
"Come, wake up!" hm Uy enough an i
long enough to snatch you fr nu the I
arms of Morplii us. I!y tel. molting the. j
phonograph grooves, repressing mi.ui j
of tlu iii, and exaggerating others, int.-
iuveti of has suoceeile I in giving the j
words pronounce, i tin p.-euitar ucct til
c'n araeli rist io of saea and such a
locality. Amateurs win nny not be
content wilh ordinary di-.es vill thm
be able to order oih. rs thai will bii
true family souveiiii s. - New York
Observer.
a ocKt.ii si. no:.
Little Sarah an I h r mother were
walking along a str- et in Liverpool,
Jl.igiiul, one damp day, when they
heard some children laughing merrily.
"Oh, look, mother," cried Sarah, "see
that littio girl! Oh, what a funny way
to slide.
There wasn't a bit of snow or ice to
In; seen, but tho littio girl was having
a fine slid , She was crouching down,
with her hands clasped under her and
her biro feet closely together; two
lst'.rei. oirls oiin on liiicli Kiilc licit!
, , -., , , ,
hit arms, ana wiiu union inuguier aim
screauiing were drawing her swiftly
through the black shining mud that
covered the sidewalks.
Little Sarah an I her mother turned
Ullil watched the child slide the length
of a block, then get up and run a tosh
the side street, then begin her slide
again. Such a queer looking tunk
she made in the mud, it could be seen
a long way.
"What tough feet sho must have
and how very dirty they are," said
littio Surah.
lint the littio ragged child did not
mind the hard pavements. She wan
used to them and the dirt and mud
too ; and she seemed to lie having just
ns much fun as other children have
sliviiig on ice and show. Sho laughed
a great deal an I kept calling "(Soon !"
"Oo faster !"
The larger girls ran ns fast as they
could, and were having a good deal ol
fun too. They were all soon out ol
sight. Rut Sarah has never forgottoti
the r.ugltsb. gill's queer slid ; sho of
tou thinks of it winters wh m sho go"s
out to slide iu her own homo in Auiei'
ca but of eours.) sho never sliih a i.!
mud. New Y'ork Independent-
HOW AX AX IS MAD1:
iOHV 1 nO'lUll G'.l 10
i TV. nr i ti
Fashion One.
TllO Stool IS S'laj) '! ami
SlnifjionoU by Mtielilnei y. ;
On entering the main workshop, the
first step in the operation which is
seen is the foraiation of I ho ux-head
with out. the blade. Tho glowing tint
iron Inns nro withdrawn from the fur-
uuee and are taken to a powerful mid '
somewhat compiic tied machine, which j
performs upon tlietn four distinct ope- !
rat tons, shaping the metal to loiiu tho ,
upper nii'l lower parts of the nx than
the oye, and linally doubling the piece
over so that, the whole can bo Welded
together. Next tho iron is put in a .
powerful natural gas furnace and heat
ed to a white licit. Taken out it gins '
under a tilt limn u.-r and is welded in !
a second. 'i uis done, one blow from
tho "drop" and tho poll of the ax is
Completely and lirmly welded. Two
crews of in. -n a'.' do:n,' this clam of:
work, mid e :c:i crew can make l.fiOll j
nx s per .1 iy.
When tlio nx leaves the drop tli to
is some sup..-! ious met:. still iidher
lii j; to Ih edges and forming what is
technically Known as "iin." To get
lid of the II 1 the a is again heated in
a 1'iirnac an i th n taken in haud lit- a
sa.vyer, who trims the ends and edges.
Tin operator has a glass in front of
him lo prol a-l liisev. i from the sparks
which llv oil' bv hundreds as the hot
m
is pres.
1 agllll.t
Tin- iron
,1-ie. Tin
rapidly
of tin'
1 for ...
.it bv
ti vol v iug saw
ii x is now e i;.ipl--l
hi id-', ufio.' I -:!i ;
machinery an I ;
ready I' r tin we!,
groove i.-: e it i;,!o
the ste d ..i tile b!
I'
linn
...irtm.-.i!. A
ilge of th" iron,
s- r.e.i, ail tin
whole lirmly
111' I s. NcX!
tempering.
I- I by III
.s tho ..
lino ham-
i.itiou of
St-el portlOl
rn of tin
IIX is It '.lied ley I. i
of lllolle.'l e id. 111
illl'.ll 'I'm d. I I i i i
pin ' in w ;!.-; an I g
iii:; insert I in p ; s
I.' id
ml, b.gu t
del I..' d,p-
tii hail Is of
: i.ui j et to
nolli.e -d per-
. t
tiie ius ecioi'. An ax
rigid to lis !, f .r-' it is pi
led. Tin
mu
I f llle.-eilllil- d
telllla
I In w
it of all ax- s of tin
same si 'ii'
bo groun I a
I'oot'or.n t-i i
i'iie i:c.i. e.
steel llo-.- so
and strikiu ;
w belli r it i.
'IX that hi-,
thrown :: -id.
I left, re ih
the proper :
live times, I
.st b uniform, r.li intist
io-, and in various ways
il est i !l isiie.l st in l ird.
; who te!s : h qu.il il of
by h:ilo'ii--!'i:ig '. in' Id id
th i .! lo usee' tarn
1. 1. 1 brittle or Mot. An
iln ilurm; the tost is
10 be ma le owr.
ni.iiei i.i i of- the ax i - i:i
11 -p it Ins been heated
icinding the temp, r i 1 1 g
pl'oce
has t i
id th
thro
"X,
winii completed,
io ban Is of nboii:
i'Ii of whom has
'.Is 1 1- rt'i-ci ill ; I1.
forty workmen,
iiono Siiiie-i h i !.; on
Alter patdng ins n
! 1-
tin ao s ',
lo tho grinding i
that to the j... P.
upon emery w In
epailm- ni, ami
Ir.on
hers, tt ho l'i!ii-'i tin
s. -t Inc i ;o Tun
Till' h'cv, a Ml of Coll 'ciliig li'lili'i.
Here is a true story which pmv. s
the value of colli eting Ibbl-s. O lent
tin buti -tillers in the old New Y.ok
Hotel had a pas-ion for tin- Mvumul.i
tion of the old Hibles used by the
house, and when it . at torn dun en 1
tho b irtcii ler w is fore ol to seek an
other center of dispensation In- car
ried his llil
. with lam. Now. it be-
fel that Into one night, in the year
lSfiJ, a young Vt'oiuan was in h i ied in
the New York Hotel, and the fact was
registered in a l.iblc on a table i:i the
draw itig room. Soon atlcrward the
! husband di"d and her claim to certain
properties w is c lut. sted be reason ii
doubt as to the v. ill. ill v ol
in-, i -
ther It
Hiiili.
riage. For some n
was necessary to pr
15y an accident she heard of the b ir-
I tending bibliophile and hunted him
up. Among his collection, in fact,
was the I!. bio in which tin d ito of her
marriage had been registered. Tint
was only a year ago, and the other
day a h inds guely appointed carriage
drove up in front of the cafe where the
Ibble collector worked, from which
descended tho now opulent and suc
cessful heiress. Sho came to thank
the llibio collector and left behind her
a package containing fifteen one hun
dred dollar bills. This is a true story
and I trust its recital will lead others
beside barleiiilers to collect itibles.
New Y'ork Press.
A efl Answer.
They hud quarreled. She was tu id,
"You're Hot everybody," she
sneered.
"No," lie rejoined softly; "but I
am pretty near everybody."
Sue ilarlod a quick, searching glance
into bin mobile face and ma le no
jectioti when he moved nearer still. - - J
Detroit Tribune. j
Keep Your Feet lry.
The grip is oiieo more giving New
"r.rk doctors in-oiiinin. One physi
cian, w lio has ma lo a study of grip,
sai l :
I "Y. H, il is certainly back again, as
"""O" f my patients tin certify, but
11 :s not neurit- so serious us it was too
first year it Came. Doctors have de
cided thai ii is caused by a germ, but
tue germ is not yet identified. When
1 first heard of it 1 thought it was
idetiiical with the old inllu -n i, but J
soon found out that though it was not
a novi I d':,easo in Europe it was en
tirely new us far us we are concerned.
"The disease docs not attack anv
! particular portion of tin body. Some
' times the distress is located in ono
place and sometimes in another. I am
inclined io think that a patient who
has it for the first time has it worse
an I that on Mioooeiliiig occasions he
. gets a much mild r attack.
I "What is to be most f, ared from
1 the grip is the alter effects. The
.strength, vitality and resisting ' power
ale very much impaired by tho diseaso
and we find that frequently if is site
i c'.'e.b.' I by pneumonia, for instance,
j "The best preventive of tho grip is
j to take good care of olio's self. 1 think
j the greatest importance attaches to
keeping the font dry. A famous phy
i sieian once advised all his patients to
I t ike ntf their ch'-t protector and
: wrap them nr.iund their feet, and I
believe he was right. Women wear
. pain fully thin shoei and lay theni
: s -lvi sopt-u to the grip or pneumonia
. more in thai way than in any other.
'I'hi y w ill have on heavy sealskin
MO' pies and shoes w ith soles about the
teiekll.'ss of paper, II 11 '1 lllell Spend
1: uir-i trying to figure out how it is
they have caught cold with their
1 i bests s i well proteeie.l. "--Washing-,
l.-li Star.
A Stratirc fishing Match,
' "ovd conic I lias tauen place at
the II iinbitrgh C-irporat ion Paths he
t.t.
io of the strongest swimmers
in Sc itlalid and a tt el :-k now u angler.
Tiie bath v.h.-ie the con lest took place
is cigiity f -et hoi.' an i forty feet wide.
Tin angler wa: fnrni-ind with an
e'eveu-l'oot tr iliiii" rod and undressed
silk line. Tit iiue was li iod to a
girlii bell iiiiii.I.' exjoessly for the
pr.rjios- !, b .- a swivel iiutm iiately be
t n -n 1 ho sii iiilii.-i's of tin swimmer,
at tin poiai where lie hut greatest
polo..:;' power. In tin lir-d trial the
iiue snapped.
Having, been a ;.iiu se.oir.'il another
P a! wnsniii-l -. J In angler gave ami
). I iy. il without aliog' -t ii.-r slacltin.o
ll!l.', ll!l I several p U poi ..' il.VCSWil-e
w-li bandied. T:,o swimmer then
trie 1 cross swituming, from e irn 'r to
corner, but ultimately was beaten, tie:
match ending w ith a w in for the ro. I
and line. Auollu-r coulest took place
in which the angler employe I u very
bg'.i' i'gnUcid ireutiiig rod, t 'nl'oit
and weighing only :ix and ojic
hai; ii'iu-es, tin .no tho same lis that
iiM-d v i:h the trolling rod. The swim
mer, whose aim was evidently to
suiii.h the rod, j.ullcd nu 1 leaped in
tie- water. He was, however, held
siesdilt, ail 1 111 about the milllll s
was loree l to gitu in, the rod being
main suceeslui. At tue lini-h both
e -mi cf dors were ill. no, t exhiu-ted.
Tail M..11 O.izette.
A Pisseeting- Triumph.
I'.v. ry oin Knows that tin nerves in
tin human body ate almost without
"innocr, i invading every part ot tin
system. I he di.aeuliy ol dissecting
to preserve these nerves can, there
lore, be imagined. In a glass case in
the museum of Il ihiieiu inn College is
shown the entire human ccrebro-spiiial
nervous sys'i m, every ln-i ve arranged
in it pi op. r ord r, nu 1 all intact.
Th: . remarkable piece of dissecting
is tin- work oi' lr. R. I!. We iver, ono
of the college professors. It took him
six months, working eight hours a
day, to accompli-h the Murk. lie re
ceived in recognition an oilicial ribbon
from the World's Fair, where the
work was exhibited. 11, cry nerve
emanating from brain and spine has
been preserved and the s ioj et looks
like a fish net iu tiie case. Some of
the in rves are quite thick an 1 others
as fragil, sei linn ;ly, us a spider Web.
Philadelphia Record.
Salt Making.
Sill milking is one of the staple in
dustries of Pittsburg and gives rise to
a business in other articles necessary
in tho manufacture. Six firms are
encaged in salt making from water
obtained within tlio city limits. The
wells arc sunk from l.fitK) to L'.Oil l
feet and the pro duct is about 'J.iil.OOil
barrels annually. The capital invested
is about $siil,0:) l. Considerable over
one thousand people are employed,
and in waget tiny receive 7tU.(K)J or
"-'thereabout in a vcur. The shin.
mi nts i 4 out exceeded 15,00ll tons
, .. ,ri,llllu. -fiiic.igo Times.
Tea Late.
Joy s iiJ ii"'!i my threshold mild and fair,
With lliies in dor hair.
I lade h -r enter as she turned to go,
And she said. ".No."
t-'ortiiie enee halted at my ruin"'! porch,
And lit it with li-r torch :
1 a-l:ed her fondly, "ilav you eoiii'J to
sta V"
HIio answer 'd "Nay."
I'.iiiiM roliel in Hiitloss whit.) before mo
I'line j
I longed her kiss to claim ;
I told li"r how- her presence I revered
Khe disappeared !
Love earn nt iad ho-,v puiH. lnw w'-t!
With roses at her feet.
I deggoil her nil her doiinty to liestow
Shu answered, "So."
Kineo then j-'.v, fortune, Iovh and fux
Have oeiu'i my pnul to claim i
I seo them smiling everywhere,
Hut do not (.'lire.
From Francis Halm' '-Iireiuns After Hun-sot."
mMOlMMS.
A well rendered article--Lard.
A charily bawl "Say, bom, gimme
a dime to get something to eat."
Mrs. Suili'woll Why, Bridget, you
liiive been eating onions! liridget
Sine mum, you're a nioiii.l reader.
"Hut whnt earthly use is it to dis
cover tiie North Pole? 1 can't n.e. "
"It will save further expeditions."
"1 id you give your daughter nwny
when she was inurrieii '!'' "Threw her
n way, sir. Literally threw her away,"
SquiMig How did Van llr iatu get
such a reputation ns a Inly killer?
MeSitilligon -He sleighs the fair bi-x.
The coal man who is disposed to bo
proud and haughty should think
of the ice i n ill iu the summer and be
humble.
"I see that Johnson in his lecture
relates n tight between Clay and Ran
dolph." "Y es, ho calls it a scrap of
history."
Very often a man discovers that
there is a good ileal of 1 he porenpino
about the people ho thinks it his duty
to sit upon.
Hiehbee There goes a until who
takes things ns he finds llntn. Rob
binsA pl.llo-opher? Highlit'- No,
a ragpicker.
Hilly How did you feel when Cholly
soi'lly kissed Volt' Hello Oh, tloWU
in the mouth. And tho audience got
up and left.
Miss Siiniax --My 1 what a bouncing
baby that is! liabyks brother So it
ougiibT be, iniim. lt-:jiisi swallowed
a ingvrubbi-r ball.
The ,!:i cs ..; ni;ht W'T" failing fast
Asttir- ugh the icy t r-et.s there pas
A ten.; lean of tin- t V. : .
'the .s,;,., ,.f iiie,i were far i.!it.-:ass;,l,
Til" V lief -r fell nil.' h i.f -o last
As In ; when he (ell down.
S.im (coming in hurriedlv) Say,
Tom, cun you change .y; Tom
Change nothing. I'm sj hard up I
can't change my shirt.
Tln-ro is nothing more truly insin
uating and deferential th in the waggle
of a little dog's tail in tho presenco of
big dog Willi a bone.
This much is to bo said iu favor ol
tin tattooed mini: Wn.ile a gnat
many men have designs upon others,
his are all upon himself.
Crusty 1 larder (to waiter) What
have you got for breakfast? Hope it
i .ti't oatmeal am! and m ickerel.
Waiier o sir ; only oatmeal.
First ( iirl---('hilly is a inc.) boy,
only In has so much to say. Second
(iirl No, that's just where his weak
point lies. lie thinks he has."
Item (iuih'TiT Was the bride sup
polled by In r father? Friend (.rent
Scott ! No. Tiie bride's mother has
tak"ii care of tin family for years.
"Iiil you hear anything good at the
concert last night? She -Yes, indeed ;
1 overheard on lady giving imolh -r a
capital recipe for angel food cake,
"Hoctor, have mt a remedy for a
troublesome cough?" "When docs it
nn noy you most?" "When tho man
has it comes home. H j's in tho flat
above.
'T hear your music il recital last
night vtas a great success. Lucky
dog!" "ll'inph! live persons in
the house. Lucky dog? Yes, Regu
lar bench show. "
Minister No, Willie, you will never
get ali-a-l by telliug stories. YY'illio
1 won't'. Why, I told a story about
Johnnie Jones, wat's biggcr'u me, au'
you bet he put a head on me.
"Tin re is no doubt," said Mr. no
Ian, "about th 'iv beiu' wan great ml
van! age iu beiu' born ill this country ?"
"An' phwat's thot?" inquired Mrs.
Moiuli. "It saves yez the proico of a
steamship ticket over.
Mr. Whoophi Suppose, Dollio, 1
were to rob you of a kins, what would
V oil do?
Miss Poppinj ty H.iv; eau I tell, Mr.
Wh lopla, what is going to iiu; pun be
fore it occurs. io you think thitl
nui a elaii vol ant ?