(Htatltum Hocord. f)atl)cm ttecorfc. II. A.o J-OIVIOIV, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, $1.50 PEfi" YEAR Strictly In Advance. RATES A D VERTISINC One square, one insertion- II. 10 One square, two insertions - 1.50 One square, one month .CO For larger advertisements liberal ten racts will be made. VOL. XVII. PITTSIJORO', CHATHAM CO., N. C, JULY I, 1895. NO. 45. Why Should Wo Cure 1 .Though the true bo not just lor tUo bird to nest in , Slio sots tbo twigs niil tlin nest Is there ; Though tho world bo uut just for iiuiu to bo blest in, IIo walks lier green ways ami breathes bor fresh air. The rich days open nud cplll their splendor; Night shoes with silver the funt on her , stuir; Ay, lifo has nil that glory pan lend Ikt, Bo what it nil menus, pray, why should wo care? Iho groou lands blossom and tho hluo skies hover, Tbo warm winds blow, and tlio song birds pairs ttudor lovo'a window comet, Muting, tho lover, And tho loved ouo loans, with liis row in li'T hair. The hums piling- over tho hill to tin' wat-i', Tho stars aro sure; iod gives und to spare. Tho mao-child thrives, and beauty's fair daughter ; Ho, wliat it's all fur, pray, what should wo rain? John Vain'o Cheney in Harper's. THREE DIAMOND RINGS. There had boon a thunder shower in th.s ni-Iit. All tlio jink, shell-like petals wore beaten nil' tlio m lo Mooiiih; tho lii;;h grass, in tlio orchard lay iu long, lint waves close, to tho ground; tho very daffodils uud t 1 1 i h ill the borders were crushed into tlio rich Mnek mould ; ami Junio Burr was trying to lie them up again with us tender a Bynijiatliy as if they hud lioen littlo children fallen down. When suddenly Mrs, Uari" c.imo out Vith a ierturl)eil face. "There 1" suid she. "I knew t hero ivould bo trouble." "What is it, mother?" said Janie, choerily. "It's those worn-out shingles on the roof," said Mrs. Rurr, iu tho niolan choly hulf-wliiiio whieli was habitual to her. "The rain leaked iu ou tho bonrder's bureau all night long and sho Bays Bho won't (stay hero if hho isn't to bo properly protected from tho clcmouts. " Janio tied tho lust puce-colored tulip to its utuko and straightened herself up. "Wo must h ivo tho roof mended," 6aid she. "Who is to do it?" Killed Mis. liarr. "There niu't u carpenter to bu had since Squire l-'ollctt fomiueiu'ed tho now cottages, an 1 even Crazy Jim won't go up on that sto -p roof. And if Mrs. Lepell goes awuy w hat shall we do about tho interest on your father's old note?" "Shis won't go away, mother never fear," said Janii', brightly. "Don't fret. You'll see Hint things will all como right." "Uut the shingles iniiHt bo lixod right ftwny," said Mrs. Burr. "They shall be fixed, mother" said Janio. "Who will do it?" impatiently re peated tho widow. "I will!" said Janio. "That's ull nonsense !" groaned Mis. Burr. "Why shouldn't I mother?" said Janie, merrily. "Of course I haven't been brought up to a eai p Miter's trade, but any ouo could manage a few shin gles and a handful of nails. You shall Bee, little mother! (inly wait ! ' "Janie, if you think of such a thi ig, I shall bo very nngry !" said Mth. Uarr. "Then I'll leave off thinking !' it," Baid Janie. "Where's the basket and the chispknifo mother? 1 am going to cut Homo dandelion greens for dinner." "Of course sho is only jking,"sai.l Mrs. Burr to herself as sho returned fclowly to the house. Uut Janio had never been more Beriously in earnest in her life. Mrs. liarr went to the Parish Sew ing Society that afternoon. Colonel Addison from the Valley Hotel, who was paying his addresses to Mrs, Lepell, tlio hoarder, came v ith a spirited horse mid a buggy to tako her to tho ncii-hcucli, where a lncrry bathing-party were to tako ad vantage of the tide nud practice tho Jioblo art of swimming. "Now is my time !" said Janie ex ultantly to herself. Uut Mrs. Lepell camo buck before Bho had got twenty foils away from tho liouso. "Janie," said she, "1 forgot to tell you that I hail left my three diamond rings iu tho littlo left-hand dinwer of the bureau. I might lose them iu tho ntcr. I thought I would tell you, iu taso of fire, you know, or any other ftccident. " ''Yes," said Janie ; "but thero won't bo nuy accident." Mrs. Lepell laughed, and ran back to tho carriage and the impatient colonel. And not till then did Janie perceive that a tall, half-grown lad, lurking be gins the porch rails, was waiting to (peak to hr "Who aro you?" suid Janie, brisk ly. "What do you wuut? No, we haven't any old clothes. If you really want work, you had better go on to ho now buildings, a mile up tho road. I dure sny they can lind something for you to do there." Tho lad Humbled out something, whether thanks or otherwiso Janio was uuublo to discriminate, and shuffled awny. And, slipping on her hat nud bolting tho front door, she ran across tho back meadows to It ilph Parsons' carpenter-shop, a quarter of a milo by the wood-path. "1 want a few shingles," said she, "and a pound of shingle-nails. " "What for?" Ralph naked. "No matter," calmly retorted Jane, "How much will they cost?" "They'll cost you about a quarter.'' said Ralph. "Is it a hen-coop you're going to build? U cause if you'll wait until Sat i in lay, I could do it for you." "It isn't a hen-coop, and I can't wait until Saturday," said Janie, shak ing the bright-brown curls out of her eyes. "Here's tin: quarter, ill you needn't think, Kalph Parsons, that we are goin t, to call upon you again until we've paid something on the bill that we we you already." She nodded good-hy, mid hurried away under the canopy of pink apple blossoms. Ralph looked admiringly nftrr her. "She's a regular clipper of a girl, that Janie Uirr!" said he. "Jf ever I'm nblo to support a wife, that will be tho olio I'll choose." Light as thistledown, Janie hurried back with her precious bundle of shingles, nud tho pound of mils iu her pocket.. "Now I'll show them whether I can mend tho roof or not," said she, us, with a hammer udde.l to her stock iu trade, she ascended to the garret and climbed to tin odd littlo ladder that led out through u ru-dy trap-door to the steep ro. if. Tho slant was ubrupt, tho old shingles were wet with tho recent rain, and slippery with greoumo.is in crustations, but Jiiui.i Barr'tvns not one lightly to be discouraged, nud presently slio found herself neatly balanced with her feet braced against the broad gutter, one elbow leaning on the roof mi l the other hand busily engaged tearing away the old shingles and replacing th.'iu deftly with over lipping rows of new, fragrant wood. 1 he click of the hummer, tho ring of the nails, was like music in her cars. 3t meant that sh) had saved her mother's bill of several dollars, to hay nothing of mental tribulations which could not be estimated ; that Mis. Lapell would still remain with tin in, and that she, Janie, had ac tually proved herself of some uso iu the world. "I've always wished I had been born a boy, instead of a girl," miis;d Janie. "Uut now," with nu exultant glance at the neat row of shingles, "I am not so dissutisli -d with my lot iu life." Suddenly, however, in slio sit perched like a Kqu'rrcl o:i the slanting rmf, the M)iui I of voices struck on her ear. She paused to Inloii. "Three diamond rings! I heard her say ho liers-'lf. lutlieleft hand drawer of some bureau," said the same ac cents, which half an hour ago had asked her for chirity. "Ami no one but a v 1 1 1 1 1 in in the hull to !" Sure of that?" said a deeper voice. "Yes, plum-sure," was the answer. "And I wouldn't wonder if th ro was other things for the picking up." ' Cuin.! on, then, said the other one, "ami step lively. We can't sliiud here jawing nil d ly. The door holte.1, is it? Wait a miiiule, I'v.! got a little joker here in woul. I Mart any staples this side of I enver. " Ji:iio hit Ih'ei'd iu b vnt'il hi horror. Iu it it lintint, an it wer.', she comprehended tho full dan rer tint menaced Mrs. L -poll's treasured gems the three diamond rings that the boarder had once told her were worth thousands of dollars. An. I here was she alone and helpless! Hurriedly she turned over the crisis iu her in i it. 1. If she were to re-enter I h." house by th:? same way iu which she luid left it she must c Tt ii ily meet tlKse ru ill inn and an , iv .ihtsuee w hich slu could offer would b sp edily over powered. U it t mie Itirr win not :io to li"hitate lonj. While the thoughts yet careered through her brain, she sprang from tlu eaves to tho blooming bou ;hs of th great cherry tree, which grew so close to the home that its hrauchoi scraped the roof on w.ndy March days. It was a ha, irdous t hing to do for any one who was not swift of limb mid accurate of cye.li it J mi ' aliglite I like a e tt ou the fork of the tree, climbed lightly down until she reached its lower bough, and thence leaped breathlessly to tho ground, springing swiftly ncross the meadows toward Itulph I'ursons' carpenter shop. "If ho is not there," sho thought, Homo of his men will be." "Janio, what is it?" Kulpu l'arsons himself roso up out of tho green hdgos, directly across her path, "I was drinking at tho Ico Cold spring," ho said, "when I hoard your footsteps. What is it?" She told him ns well as sho could for excitement and breuthlessuess. "Come," uho cried. "Do innko haste !'' He paused only to blow n small willow whistle which hung ou his steel watch guard. "That will bring my workmen," ho slid. "Its a signal we havi agreed upon among oiirsv-lves for just such an emergency as this. You and Jones, binie, shall go nroun 1 to tho back door, Hall nud Itobbins will watch tho front, and I'll go up and Boltlo tho fellows." Janie glanced with shy admiration into his set, determined face. After till, it was something to be n man. The littlo campiiieii was skilfully Coliducii i(. The two thieves were taken, tin diamond rings were deliv ered into Janie Uarr's keeping, and tho rufli'ins were dragged to the near est j til. "Oh, I! ilpli," said Janie, w hen nil tho littlo crowd was g u ', "iiov cau 1 ever thank you?"' He smiled. "Uy letting me put on th"80 shing les for you," he snid. "1 can't !" said Janie, laughing and blushing. "They aro put on ul ready. Uut I'll promise you my next job of carpentering." "Will you let m ; bo your carpenter always, Jnnie?" he asked. "Will you promise one day to be my wife?" The words had risen almost invol untarily to his lips as he held her hand ill his tlio words ho had so longed, yet dreaded, to sp.iiik. And J ino hu:ig her head nn 1 col ored like a carnation and said sho "would sec." And Ralph Parsons knew th t he had won the day. Mrs. Harr and tho boarder were alike amazed when they returned home. "Our Janio to circumvent a gang of burglars!" said the proud mother. "To save my three diamond rings?" hysterically cried Mrs. Lepell. "Uut thai isn't all I havj done, mother," suid Janie laughing." I have shingled the roof. And I have promised to marry ltdph l'arsons next spring. Upon tho whole, I think it has been rather nn eventful day, mother, don't you?" And Mrs. liarr did not quite kuow what to answer. Suturday Night. Itiiricil in Mi il l ravcs. About midway bjtweeu Coltoii and Sun Bernardino, a short distance west of Mount Yeruoii avenue, is to lu ob served an old cemetery. H.it few per sons seem to know much or anything about its history. It is evident that it has been the burying grounds for the Indians and the evidences of the interment of many bodies are plainly to bo obs -rved, though the sage bush grown over them. Some of the mounds are plainly visible, and some and most of them are located by a depression of the ground. Some of the graves have at the head (or supposed head) a tint worn and simple representation of a cross. Others have nothing, and still others huvo a sin ill line of boiildjrs nroun 1 tho graves. The strangest feature to ho observed in thi-. ancient, ami almost forgotteii city of the dead, is that all of tho graves are very short. None of them appear to ex 'oed iu length thr.'o feet, lint are of the customary width. An idd set 1 1. 'I' explained this singu lar circumstance by the dislike of the average Mission Indian lor Work. It was less labor to dig a grave three fictloug, thauoU'! whose length was six feet. Therefore they doubled tho bodies of their dead like a jick-knife, bringing the foot to the side of the head, ami liin ling tlieui with branches of young willows. Sail l'. riiaidino. (Cal.) Sun. Sec For Yourselves. An Irish sergeaut win drilling nu awkward squad, and finally lost his patience. "Eyes to the front !" he cried ; and then, iu deep disgust he ml. led : "Just step out of tho ranks, you set of duffers, and come and see what you look like!" Youth's Companion. Tho monetary valno of tho lifty-ono orders possessed by Bismani is esti mated at . &!l),0l)(). The weigl , of theso nviiiIioIh of honor would b.i more than the prince could stagger under at his advanced ago. CJIlLMtEVH (OI.VMX. W1SIIINO. "I wi.Vi I ir.A 1 an eaglu's sight !" Said J.iliiuiii', with a radiant lo-ilr. As all sat round tlio evening light, Eaoh oeeiipied with work or book Thci on far KifTl Tower I'd stand And vi w tin) wonders on each hand." "l.'it you've no ship to cross tin- sea !" (,'rid l.tllo May, in quick reply, "And if you had lap Hick you'd bo! I'll take the eaglt' wlBgs nud lly Thoti uti and on, o'er hill und plain, liiglit round tlio world nn I Inum again." l'.-li.iw? Kyos and win-is!" Mioored sturdy Han "rdi'lieo-c, if l ii choice could make, A lion's strength." "Auil I," said Nan. 'Tlio lily's breath and beauty tako." Then Kw-ot-locitlieil Nell piped, "Kor mvpart (live mo. from l'es, tho honey art." Wishing ran wild. Wo all wore gay, .Mother wit -owiiii:, weary fa I; Small time had she fur h inks or play, So many stitches must be p.i"ei ; () d pus.y tr 'Idle I. la-.y and II it, 'Insoiit Icr fool upon th- unit. "Moth"!'!" o ill" I IM'I, " in yniii- turn tmw! Whatwoul l Miiitakoli.fi you Urn .luiiiy ' She pii-ihc'l In i eln -i s up her brow And gave us all a kindly glu'co - ' Well, if I ciiilil, and liv.i-i ii. i crime, I'd lake," sh" sa d, ''iv, , ( span- time." I.ai i: i. Cauii. oini.s siioi'i.ii i.kau:;. That one liundi'i d cents m ik:: a dol lar. How to arrang tlu pari r nud li brary. To say "No,"ii!id moan it.or "Yes," nud stick to it. How to wear a c.d :o dress and do it like a ipiecu. To dress for coin fort and health ns well as appearance. How to sew ou tuitions, darn stock ings nud mend gloves. To make the sleeping room the neatest room iu th; house. How to cultivate llowers and make and keep the kitchen garden. To regard morals and habits, nud not money iu selecting their asso ciates. To observe tho old rule, "A place for everything and everything iu its place. " The important truism, that the more they live within their income, tho more they wsave. and tho far thoy will g t away from tho poor house. Atlanta Journal. HOME OTKHK It I It I KO'IS, Among tho queerest birds' egs in the world are thosj of the tiiiainous of South America, which are distautly related to our own domestic fowls. Their io.-t striking jieeitli irity is, that tho shell it bountifully polished and often very brightly e dorcd. One species lays an eg of a dejp sioue color and of a polish so brilliant that it looks as if iniide tirtilieially out of fine-grained rock. Other spjeios have eggs that aro pink, or blue, or green, in niaiiy different shades. Among the North Ameriein birds' eggs, perhaps the most curiously marked are those of the flycatchers, of which the common gray-crested flycatcher is a representative type. Their eggs have a delicate bull' or cream-colored ground, varied by spin-dies of lavender and other t-oft, neutral tints. The most reniarkalde point about them, however, is that the iole surface is milked with fine lines, running lengthwise from cud to end and looking exactly us if they were made with pen and ink. The e'gs of some orioles and black birds are also very strangely marked, the markings often iv.-,cuilliug, in a very striking way, Chinese characters und other groti sque figures. Cuckoos, of th.' genus crotnphiiga, lay eggs which appear, at tho first glance, to be of an uniform dull while, but on cl.is.i examination it is found that this is merely n chalky coating over th: surf id'. When til) coating is removed, which is easily ac complish!' I by oeiille scraping with a penknife, the shell is discovered to be of a very do ' bine. In South America there is a cuckoo that lays n similar egg, but the chalky coat, instead of being spread uniform ly over tho surface, is arranged iu the form of a network, the blue showing in tho spaces between the line.s, s i that the effect is as if the shell were covered with a lino white net. As may be imagined, it is very beautiful. The egg of the California partridge and of its Ari.o.ia relation, the gam bols partridge, is covered with a deli cate pinkish bloom, which softens nud renders more beautiful the bold mark ings on the shell ; but the touch of a lingi r d stroys this bloom entirely, owing to the moisture of the skin. A ijjop of water will have the sumo oi led. ly-gsof woodpeckers and kingfishers are always the purest white, and so highly polished as to resemble tho finest pore 'lain. Very beautiful, also, lire the eggs of certain email flycatch ers, such us tho wood peewee, which have a d -ii-- ite buff of cream ground, exquisitely relieved by au encircling hood of reddish brown or lavender gi-t't. Atlanta Constitution. IVORY MINBS. Enormous Wealth Found in Ice Bound Islands. Apparently Inexhaustible Sup ply of Mastodonic Tusks. Most pcoplo believe ivory couie- from tho vicinity of Afric's sunny fountiuns or India's coral strand. Tho truth is that a large proportion is dug from earth, sand and ice, where it has lain for thousands of years. Paragraphs have appeared in the newspapers from time to time about a wealth uf in imtnulh ivory ou the desert coasts of Northern Siberia, but many people seem to regard such tub s us more or less fabulous, and may bo glad to have a connected nee. unit of what is really known about. New Sibe ria and its mammoth tusk-'. While voyaging uloiig the shores of Siberia, the Russians from time to time caught glimpses of islands iu tho sea far to the north; but uono landed on thi'iu or laid 111 on down on thi map with accuracy. Iu 17i!'J a Yakut named Elerikan saw a large island to the northeast of the mouth of the Lena and hh ac 'oiint raised the iuter ei.t ot the fur hunters. Among these zealous traders none was more active and more successful than an adventurer, LiukolTor Linehov who for a long time h id been collect ing mammoths' bones and tusks on tho barren plains of Northern Siberia. In 1 730 Lialtoir had gathered great quantities of this fossil ivory from the dreary wastes between tho rivers L'hotnnga nod Anadyr; and during his wanderings ho had heard vague ru mors of islands iu the Arctic Oeenn. In the spring of 177d ho was at Sivaiatoi Noss or the Holy Cape a bold promontory ruuuiii; out into tho polar sen, about two hundred tildes east of the mouth of tho Ljiiii. The oce::u was fast frozen and pre sented n dreary prospect of ice, rid jed here and there by gigantic icy furrows mil hiiiiimocln. As he looked over the vast frozen cxpauso he saw a long line of black obj c's approaching over tho ico from the north, and perceiving that they w.;ro rein leer, h j c included that they were returning to Siberia from some unknown laud to the north. He at oneo started in a sleigh drawn by dogs over the ice, and after he had followed the tracks of the reindeer for sixteen miles, he came to nu island where he passed the night. Next day ho followed the tra-.'ks to the north, and discovered another island smaller than the lirst. The reindeer tracks still continued to the north, but im mense hummocks of ico rendered tho further progress of tho bold explorer impossible. Liakoff obtained from the Russian government permission to cull the islands by his inline, and, what was far more important, ho obtained the sole right to collect inamiii .tits' bones and the skins of stone-foxes iu the newly discovered islands. Three years aftnrward he revisited the islands, uccoinpniiic 1 by a friend mimed l'rotodiakoiioff, and as it was now summer, they made the voyage in a five-oared boa1. They found the lir.st island to be simply packed full of the bones and tusks of m iniinot hs.nnd LiiikolV's j iy at the discovery of this vast store of fossils may be imag ined. Then they voyaged to the next island, where they found cliffs of solid ice. Leaving this tlcy steered boldly to the north, mi l after a voy age of one hundred miles, they reached u large island ( ifterwards named Koteluoi), which was also full of the remains of fossil elephants (mammoths). In 177o the Kussiau government, hearing of the rich -is of the islands, sent ChwiiiuolV, a snrviyer.to i xaminc them. He found that the lirst of .e islands containing the lnt4 of tie ivory diggers was of considerable size and contained such amazing quan tities of the links and teeth of ele phants that it seemed to be composed of these n mains, cemented together with sand and gravel. In tho mid lb.- of tin- island was a lake with bsnks formed of slopes of solid ice, and in tho bri d summer tin se ice banks split open by the no tion of the sun ; and ou looking down into the great cracks it could lie seen that they were til I of the tusks of ele phants and of the horns of buffaloes. O.i Liako'lV death the Kussiau (J.iv ivnmeiil, iu IS lo,; ran ted I In- iiioiuq o I,- of the tr i le in the ivory l.-dunds to Sirovintskio, a merchant who had set tied at Yakutsk, who sent his agent, Sannikoff, to explore th.! islands and to try to discover new deposits of fos lil ivory. Sannikoff, discovered to the east of Koteluoi another large isl iand, which he call -d F.iileyelVskot ; mid in lSdii Sirovalskoi's sou dis covered n third large island, still further to the east which wns after ward called New Siberia, Theso new ly discovered islands were, like tho former, full of fossil ivory. Iu 180'd Count Iloinauzotr scut M, Iledeiistroiu to explore the islands, fitting him out at his own expense. Hedeustrom reached LiakolT's firbt islnn 1, and was amazed at tho prodi gious stores of fossil ivory it contained, for although the ivory hunters had for orty yours regularly c irried away each year largo qu intities of ivory from tho island, the supply of ivory in it ap peared to bo not in the least dimin ished. Iu about half a mile Hedeustrom saw ten tusks of cloph'intu sticking up iu the m id and gravel, and a largo sandbank on tho west coast of the island wan always covered with ele phants' tusk-i after a gale, leading him to hope that thero was an endless amount of ivory under the sou. HoiioiiMroin nud SaiinikolT went on to Ketcluoi nu I new Siberia, and they found the hills in the former island absolutely covered with bo ie-,, links, and teeth of clepha'its rhiimeeroiisoH and buffiloes, which ni ls' have lived there in countless number t, althott ;h tic islati I is now an icy wild -rie'ss, without the slightest vegetation. They also found that iu Now Siberia tho most eastern of the island the quan tity of mammoth ivory was still liioro alum. I nit, an 1 iu IS HI Sannikoff brought awny 10,(1(1) pounds of fossil ivory from New Siberia nlono. One ivory hunter iu 1S21 brought away iM,0)!l pounds of ivory from New Siberia alone, and in lSllrt OH, Odd pounds of fossil ivory, which came chiefly from tho N -w Siberian and Liakotl' islands, were sold at Yakutsk. Mlddetidol'ff some y .'iirs later calcu lated that every year J 10,001 pounds of fossil ivory were sold in tho mar kets, HJ.OOO of thiH amount being sold at Yakutsk alone, the market nt this place being supplied ehielly from New Siberia, where tho quantity of fossil ivory still seemed to be inex haustible. The Black Cap, "Why doi s tjie J ml ;c in a Criminal Court assume the black cip when pro nouncing sentence of death?" is n question frequ -ntly asked, mid tlio Boston Transcript nnswer-i. Tnis is because covering the head bus from the earliest times been regarded as a sign of mourning. Numerous ex amples of this occur iu the Scriptures, iu the classics nud in modern litera ture. "The ancient English," says Dudley 1'osbrookc, in his monumental work on archaeology, "drew their hood i over their heads at funerals." Wo road also in Pock's "Dissertutu Curiosa" of "the congregation, a very great one, sitting iu the choir to hear the funeral sermon, all covered," at t ie burial of Bishop Cox iu Ely Ciibedral iu the year loMl. Not only do the Jews keep their hats on their h ads at funerals, but in some coun t ies they still war black cips ut wed d ugs, in token of mourning for the d struetioii of tin- Tempi-. Another reason is that the black cap forms part of the full dre.-s of the Judge, which is worn only ou extraordinary occa sions. The black ling, hoisted oil prison walls as a signal that the last sentence of the law has been carried out, was lirst oir.plo-.od by Taiiierliilie, Khun of the Tartars, in the fourteenth century. Whenever a beleagurcd city refined to s irreiiiler after a certain period hedspliyodil bl ick tit'.', to proclaim that "ih-time lor mercy is now past and the city is given up to destruction. " The Uriiinmer Hoys. Th- ilrumiii r boys in thel'niou Army olteii got acquainted Willi the Southern children, and were often befriended ly the Southern mothers and daughter-. I'll 1 1 Corel!, l'r.-d Uitsehv's pin-til r toils of how the two were put t bed in th-- guests chamber one night by u motherly Southern matron whoso own b iv was beating a drum in L -e's iiniiy. She tucked them up, after they had got III bed, kissed tiu-m goo I night, as tin ir own moth er. ha. I done before they left New York, and dropped a t- ar or two on t heir upturned faces, as she said that they ami her own dear boy, too,otuht to be at homo, and not ill the field. Ill the morning, after giving them a rovill breakfast, she gave them all the jams they e nil. I carry to take back to ciuip with them. Th others and men a's.t were apt to make great pets of tho lads. New York Tim -s. Molasses ns a Cnlllo Food. E eioriiti uts in ule abroad iu t ho use of molasses iu the feeding of cattle show a net gain of a dollar per head iu favor of the nioh sics fed animals.---New York World. One of the member of (love-nor Morton's staff girds in a 31,000 sword lii u ho is in full dress uniform. The Point of View. To err Is human to forgive, divine We ii all admit as true, of course. Uut if the siu is yours, forgivones-i mine, I've noticed that It has unusual fmco. DiutnTiiKA LrsiMis, in the ; utury. HUMOKOl'S. In sum 3 things a cratik is most nco cssury i bicycle for instance. Many a man is expected to lo tlio architect of his son-in-law's fortune. "I'm quito exercised," txchiimtd Ma id, as she completed her first cal istln.'iiic b siou. Mrs. Mulligan I'd rather hev tho hull family ill than you. Mr. Mulli gan So would I. He What would you think if I should kiss you? Sho Oh, I never think of the impossible. Where, indeed, i hould we have been but for th . ladies?" and a rude, vul gar, low man replied. "In Paradise!" "What is the golden menu wo hear about?" asked one small student of another. "It must be a miser," re plied tho latter. Critic I presume you have nmiio paiiiten. of tho realistic school here? Rcsid-iit Oh, of course. They're duo around to my store now, painting u sign. "A proverb v.-is -, just gath -rod from the I. a in, A saint in ornpi- is twice a saint in satiu." Mrs. Hi'luei Dear me, I must com mence house cleaning tomorrow, and I lute it. Mr. Homer Why, how is that? Mrs. Homer It dirties every thing u; so. A professor calculates that the earth is shrinking about two inches u year. That accounts for tho nervous anxiety mniiifeste.l by some people to possess it while it is of some size. Old rai nier (tending thrashing ma chine, to applicant for a job) Ever done any thrashing? Applicant (mod estly) Well, some ; lam the father of seventeen children, sir. "Well," said the good-natured man, ns the friend of former years left the room, "I'm SI iihead on that trans action." "Why, ho borrowed i?l." "Yes, but I thought he wns going to ask me for .)." "My boy," said the su ;e, "always remember that brains will tell." "I differ w ith yoti,"suid tho boy. "Ilrnins won't tell. If brains told all the world would be in the secret, und brains wouldn't bo worth a rap." Littl- drops of water. Tailing with a thud, Tlmii :h they hadn't oughtor, Jlniiufa.'ture mud. And you say your fither is inter ested in inu?'' said Mr. Stnlate.grently I pleased. "lie seems so," she uns- wcred. "He worried about your health." "My health?" "Yes; ho thinks you bine insomnia." Twyuii Telephone:! are the most expensive things ever contrived to talk through. Triplctt I don't know about that. My wife talks through a forty-dollar hat, and gets a new one three times a year. l'.ipu i rending) The naturalist, who had slipped over the edge of the pre cipice, gathered momentum as he fell. Little Dot Mercy ! Does that mean he kept on picking flowers even when h- knew he was going to be killed? . Dowitoi Here comes (tinkers. He's got a now baby, mid he'll talk us to deiith. Upton Well, bore conies ii neighbor of mine who has a new dog. Let's introduce th -m to each other, nud leave tin 111 to tin ir fate. "Your little brother is better, I hope." "Yes, but the wetting begot gave bun n severe cold. Some nmro boys nud he were playing at who could walk nearest the edge of the canal with their eyes shut, and ho won." Wonderful I locli ical Deiiiuiistnif inn. Priti 'o Henry of Prussia, stood the other day with tongues of Maine moro than a yard long, shooting forth from his ha'idi in quivering zig zig, ac compatiieil by me 'ssiint erne 'dings. It was iu the lecture room of the scien tific Sooi-ty, Urania, at II 'Hiii. lie had oil '-red himself in a subject to Profes or Spies to demonstrate the fact tint alternnting electric currents of high power and grwat frequency pme.l t hrougli a hu nan body, far froin eaini ig dentil pro luce no ill effects. Tho prince declared that ho fe It no inconvenience while Professor Spies was passing through his body a discharge of 10,001) alterations a sec ond with a tension of 100,000 volts. Now York Herald. Not SellMi. "Why do you and Bobby quarrel so nine'i? I hope my Wjllio is not a Hellish little boy." "No, uiniuiiiu, I'm not selfish, but Bobby is. He nlwxy.4 witits to play the giiiiirn I don't want to." Harpers Unzu.-.