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Two Kinds of Tropin.
Thortf aro two kinds of pcoplo on earth
today,
Just tivo kinds of fili-, no more. I say.
N"t tlio (-inner ainl saint, for 'tis well Under
stood Tim good aro lialf bail ami tlio bad am halt
good.
Not tlm rii'li and the, poor, for to count a
man's wealth,
You must llrst know the state of bis ein-
Boi.'inv and health.
Kot the humble or proud, for in life's little
(pan
Who puts on airs is not counted a man.
Not the happy an I sad, for the swift Hying
years
Urines cu-h man his laughter and ruth man
hi- !i ;lti.
Nil; the two loads ,. . ,v,rtli I jne,,;,
Aro the .eh,, lift and the people who
lean.
Wherever yon go you will lln.'. the world s
ma es
Aro always divided ji, jni these two elas-cs.
And oddly eiimiuli you will lln I, ten, I ween,
'There is only lifl.-r to twenty who lean.
la which class are you? Are vou easing the
load
Of overtaed lifters who t i t down the roa 1 .
Or are y..ii il,,. ".n-r who lei, ..tli-r-i bear
Your peril, u o la'-.i and wrry and eare?
I'l l-A WilKFI.IJl Wll.rox.
THE PASTURE KNOLL.
11 V .M'l'I.I-.I-IiT r. ( Al.liW XI.I,.
...s a .ireary niteriioon, ,.n,l the
light was waning. A timid ray,
struggling through the west window,
yet lingered in N ,ncy Allen's kilcheii
us tho loth to leave her alone. She
was standing by tho window, anxious
ly peering out ii, io the growing shad
ows. A tattered white rag, llupping
dismally from oho lone cherry tree,
was tho only visible apology for life.
"l'er'aps there'li be a light, yet,"
she faltered j ami she felt a grain of
comfort from li e wavering hope.
Xii:;ey drew toward her.scl f a obhitz
ov. red rocker ; but she did not eit
down.
"Reckon I'll see it so. ii -r if 1
Matid;" and I here sin; rciuitined, with
oho h ind on the window-ill, peeling
out into the gathering gloom.
Oec.-.sioiiully she uttered a piteous
little wall, "I'oor Surth !"
Long she stood tli. rc motionless,
but still no light appeared in the
weather-stained cottage on the hill.
"'Tain't no us-," she murmured.
Reluctantly she turned away and
hh.wiy bent over to straighten out the
worn braided rug at her feet.
"I guess she's gone, rise, there'll l,e
a light. Mary never could bear to
(day i:i tho dark. She w:n alwavs
rather timid, ever si;,ej she was a lit
tle mite,"
NaueyV ban I trembled perceptibly
as she li'-hted the 1
btraiigely move I!
"Reckon I don't n. e l any supper
on suppose sue .sin uilii come lor m
to set up. I should fed sort of faint
Delore liiorniu . IVr'ap-. I'd better
tat a bite, an' be all r. adv."
Nancy then went to the oeilarw
..... .. i... i
" 11 """v. u iu m r ,, currant
jelly and two ibc.s of w.ieat bread
Ti i. . i ,
.-on; piuc.sl on one .lid of the
kitchen table -tho other end
was
covered with rigs out
strips for a new rug.
into narrow
"1'rcsiiiiie if 1 hlmiibl set up, 1
icei uie ueea ol a cup oi tea ;" and
Nancy liusJcued toward the littb;
closet at the idle r end of the room.
Wllero sue Kepi Urn rellllllllt of her
ui.o.iei s j'urpie an. I white ciuua tea-
K.t, the teapot, and the boiiehandie
iiimoi ami iorlis which she had had
when hhe was married. After tho tea.
1l.lt IV,, ..l i .
' r'"---" on in.- siove, .suov
ugaiu went to the w iudow ainl peeled
out.
"There hain't oi. j speck of light,
mi, mrnii : an yon won't let me share
it with you ;" mi l Nauey sighed sor
rowfully, as she sat down alone to eat.
her scanty meal.
Nancy Allen hid eaten alono for
two years, over since her husband Was
brought homo iu a h dl'-uuconscious
state from t Le iiecidout at Joel Tyler's
barn-raisitig.
.lust before ho died, he whispered
to Nancy, "liury nie over on the pis
turo knoll. Then 1 cm bj in sight ..t
home. I always wanted to bo burie.l
there, it's so peaceful; and I'll wait
there for you Nancy."
"Yon, William, 'twill bj just as you
wish; im' you'll be near to Sarah's,
too," sobbed Nancy; but her hus
band didn't hear her answer.
Sir. ah Wilson ami h,i- dau-liU-r,
Mary, lived up oil the hill, opposite
tho pasture Knoll. The Allen laud
extended some little distance in front
of the Wilson farm, on tho oppo
site side of the rotd. The pasture
knoll, a delightfully picturesque spot
was just ner.iss the road from tiie Wil
mii house. Tlio two families h id al
ways been tho warmrst of friends; n;.
deed, they seeinei' !'.vut ty vs-.'
family.
J
"What ljclonn to mo, belongs to
yon," Surah often declared to Mrs.
Allen; while she iu turn, always re
plied: "If 1 have anything you want,
Surah, nil' you don't find mo lit home,
you just walk right in an' get it you
lillow where tlio key is."
"I don't hoc what Nancy Allen can
ho thinking of, Mary," declared Mrs.
Wilson, excitedly, the day after Mr.
Allen's death, "to ho making u grave
yard right in front of our house."
"Why, Mother, you're not afraid"
began Mary.
"Afraid! course not," interrupted
Mrs. Wilson. "1 don't muni it so
much for myself, hut 'tis the property
I'm thinking of. Twill spoil the sale
of it, an' Nancy Allen knows it!
Who'd want to buy a farm with a
graveyard right in the front door! If
she treats us ho, I'll never have no
thing more to do with her never!
A s t hong h the graveyard where other
folks i, buried hain't good enough for
William Allen."
"Why, Molher," replied Mary,
looking up from lor dishes; Idiot
see as it will make very much ddl'o
one '. Wo don't want to sell the ol
place and, if wo ever do, nobody wl
wanted to buy it very much won!
(stand out for a grave on nomebod
else's farm."
"Yini don't iindi r dalnl it," sobb.
Mrs. Wilson. "We've idwius bee
i hke sist. r.-, iind to thin'; that sh
,-, mv f,.,,j,;., a-purj.ose.
j tl.l lu.r vcstcrdiv, when I was settin
uii there, mat tin; other plao.i was
just's good, and she said as culin-lil
she knew 'twas hurting my feeble.
'S.rsh, I must carry out tho wishes
of the dead.'"
So they hud not spoken hitieu lb
funeral.
Nancy went many times to her oh
fri. ud s "to n coiicile us again," sli.
sin. I to lielselt, out lief KiioCK Was
never answered. Then Nauev w
go down to the pasture knoll and wait
but Sarah never appeared.
It was very l.uiesoaie for Nancy liv
ing alone i:i lior cheerless home. She
often drew up her chair to tin; win
.low so she colli 1 see S trail's light
ii s em t lunula th oi.ji rsirah was
ln-roof an evening when I see that
light," sighed Nauev to herself. O.teu
she w ould go to t ho pad are knoll for
company.
"I can be near them both, then,'
she said, as sh.; trudged wearily U
the lull.
On one of her Ion. !y pilgrima.;."
she met a neighbor who ha I jn.st come
from Sarali's.
"( iood-nioruiiig, Mis' Allen! ti.
ing up to See Mary Wilsoll? She'
pi-. lty bad oil", no mistake! It com.
rather tough on her mother, being ull
alone."
Nancy replied, half to herself : "Au
she didn't let tiie know."
I)rawing her shawl closer iiroiiiid
her frail form, she ha-.t. iie.l on up the
hill. To her timid knock how
strange it seemed not to go right iu
the do was opened by Suah.
"Oli, Sarah, how is Mary?" usked
Nancy, anxiously.
"'liout the same, Mrs. Allen," an
swered Sarah, shortly, and she was
about to close the door.
"Can't I come iu an' do something
for you? I want to be just the same's
wo were before. t);i, Sarah can't
we?" and Nancy extended her little
mitteiied hand, tremblingly.
"I don't kiiow'a I hanker to be
friends with folks that hurt one's feel
ing a-purpose. I can get along well
enough;" and S irah turned abruptly
and closed the door, leaving poor
Nancy iimaz 'd, uud almost frightened
at her steiues.s. She slowlv started
homo, but w hen sh ; reached the
pasture knoll s!i i waited a moment.
1'liere was no indication of a grave.
"With no stones," concluded Nancy,
"it won't seem so hard for Sarah. Oh,
William," she sobbed, "would you
have minded being buried iu the other
place, if you bad known bow Sarah'.!
,1?"
For a week she anxiously watched
tho light on the lull, now there was
no gleam from the window. Often I
luring the evening, she thought she
heard Sarah's step; but it was onlv
the lenlless branches of tho nomies
waving against the rafters. There
was a step at last of a neighbor's
'Miry Wilson's
deal, thought
vou'd want to know."
Longsat Nancy, murmuring: "'l'oor
S irah i'' .Ml at once she stari. .1
"l'er'aps 'twill reconcile us if slie'il
. it!"
yi iiirnftilly tho clock ticked, while
Nancy painfully pi nue 1 the liouieiv
Ic, so full of love and syuipathv.
"Dear Sorrowing Suah: I just
heard 'bout it. If you'd like, vou can
Miry M try, just's well's not, right on
0 pasture Knoll. It w.ut'i seem so
1 J to you for she'll be kinder neat
Horn. - . :. vu lt-o. cat rigk.
where she is. I thought it wouldn't
l.e .piite so lonesome for her, being
near yor -nu William.
"1 love you Well's ever.
Nan.'v."
She folded the note with her tremb
ling lingers, then hurried out into the
dark. She didn't stop this time ut
tho pasture knoll, but hastened on to
ward the house opposite. When she
r. nched the flout yard she lasitnt m
and whispered brokenly: "If Sarah
'il only do it." Tie n she noiselessly
groped her way to the doorsteps.
"I'il slip it right under the door,
on' Sirah'll I'm I it iu the luorui n g. "
lhelext alteiuooii Nancy noticed
two men digging on the pasture
knoll.
"Sarah'll be reconciled now," she
wild, eagerly "Sarah'Jl be reconciled
n.. -w !"
liul all that day Sarah never ap
peared, Nancy simply waited.
''She'll come some time," she fal
t. red.
That night alter the fun ral Nancy
b it ho loliesOIIIO tiiat sill; started lot-
tin; pasture knoll. S uio one was
kneeling by tho low undo grave.
II. 1- lead Was bowed, mid she was
talking to In i-si.lf. Nancy cuilioiisly
approached, and ku. lt down by th;
other grave, opposite. The dark
lobe I ligure rem line, 1 motionless.
"Nancy was so good, Mary! You
don't seem go:i ; now, but only as if
y ni'.l stippen out hero to rest -and
v.. u wont feel lonesome. Oh, Mary,
w ill she forgive me?'' and with u sob,
S ir.th raised her head.
"Nancy," she cried, "can you
for"
"' ii, Sarah !"
An I two sad, lonely hearts were re
conciled on tiie pasture knoll, Inde
pendent. I law 1'orly Miners Did business.
There were neither courts nor juries
in the land ; the word of a California!!
was the only bond required. Even
the wary traders who frequented the
eons!, when lorei 'U e imun rcj was
finally allowed, trusted them freely
from one season to tic next. An in
cident illustrating this trait is told bv
tbe Aguirre family. loii Jose Aguirr.)
who owned a trading vessel, unci had
a supercargo a young man who was a
st ranger to iJalll'orniau eiistolin.
While the ship with cargo, lay iu S iu
I V'.lro h irbor, I It- - lii-ist-r beimf absent.
An .:iistiu Maehado, a ranch"!-. i of eon-
si. I -ruble wealth 111 laud and herds.
but who could leither read nor write
went on board to do some purchasing,
bis carls awaitim; him on shore.
Win ii he bad ma le his choice and
was about having his g in Is conveyed
to land, the sup ivirg i a,ked him for
ith.-r payment or guaranty. .Maehado
l.d not at lirst under -laud that he
ic had been disiru-t 'd ; no such de
mand ha I ever before been ma le of
my ranchero, where the buyer oflorod
no money he being credited without
itati-ui. When ut length it dawned
upon tiie C ilil'.irni iu, In; drew' a hair
from his b.-nrd, and gravely handing
it to the voting man, said wiih tli 'iiitv
1 leliv. r tlrs to S 'nor A;uirro and
. !l him il i-- a hiir from the beard of
Viigiislin M icha lo you w ill Hud it a
Million-lit guaranty." Tin: stipcreargj
stl'all.ii, pine.'. I the hair iu the
ves of his nee mut-book and allowed
the goods to be removed. Unoii
VgHiire's return he was deeply
bagrined at the insult that hid been
offered to bis friend. Overland.
A Surgeon's Uniptisilc Snake.
I'r. (!. A. t.oiiiitryuian of M-llette,
oiith llikota, possesses a combimi-
lion snake. It is halt garter mid half
ind snake, and this peculiar eoniposi-
loii was made possible by a suroieal
peration performed by tho doctor.
1 1 is attention was directed to snakes
mi observing that when a snake i.t
died, its tail appears to live until tho
mi goes ilow n, when lile ceases. Jt
is thought by many that tiiis is owing
ti the hiTvcs.btit the doctor was some-
hat skeptical on this point. l!eing u
surgeon he dissected several nnd made
im: interesting tliscov cries. lie
found that in both the sand ami Loirter
snake-, the spinal column extended little
more than hail the length of the body
Knowing that it was possible to graft
ib'sh,this led lit 111 to cholol oforni them
ainl try splicing them, making the
splice of cour.se ludow the end of the
spimd column.
He made four unsuccessful ntteripts
but succeeded iu the ti Mb. flit: gre'ted
snake lie has now is apparently iu
good health and the joined parts are
perfectly knitted tog. ther. Its body
is of tin: sand snake and its tail in a
gaiter snake's. The sand snake is
spotted and looks exactly like a rattle
snake, while the garter snake is striped
nnd its color is of the .Intercut shades
i I green in., 1 yellow. It it 11 of these
varieties ol mi ti U. s are harmless und
;;oui:iiou throughout tbc state.
uiii.mtKvs rouAU.
I am tiii: iamii.v . .r
I rnn ;!"-.' up my claws
III IIIV S. 'ft Velvet paW'S,
And purr iu th" sun
"Jul tie- -!: "-i day is ...ti.- -
1'or I n:a the family cal.
I .'.in . .;'. l y th" It. Mir
In 111" viH.-e..V"e. I.MHer,
Win!. iiii; and l.linloii;,-
'i iiroii:;h stiu-diiiie and shower,
for I a:n th" family cat.
from th-. (,-o...sel.erry bii-'t,
Ur n il T" briis'it enro'iils bin ill,
I may suddenly pun-,'
1' r a b rd .at the wilt",
or dan a;, a tre".
If a I'r.ovn ne.-t I
And se'.eel a eh ii.-e .'f.r.-ei
l'..r diiet'T or tea,
And no me to hi. cue me,
Ji-r.it" -T shame me -
I'or I a n lite tiind'v -.il.
Ill the e.., winter ni .-Iit
When lite irr..iui. i- a i w-'iit.-.
And th" i.'i.'les shin.'
In a ..ntr stiver line,
I slay le! t.. shiver
In th" m...inliea-n'-- ray qalver,
fi ll etirl up iu the h'.ll- e
As -im- as a 111..11-...
And p ay .la.'li ll au r
In Ih det crin r.
r.realiiii .- n body's la v-..
Wiih my .-!tia n my a v-i,
A-leep w th ene rjfs and .V.vake with th
other,
1'er puis from the-hll ln-n, kind words fr..t
th ther
1'or J an; the family eat.
oar lUiiiib A:.!i!.-il.
A ssvii. , MOl ltt.
Snails nre such nnplc is-uit creiiliu t s
to il, tie lie that the amateur naturalist
Usually pisses them by in disgusted
silence, but they nr.; interesting us
wi ll as harmless and will repay close
observation.
In one particular nloii ; the snail is
wonderful animal, and that is hi-:
nioiuh. It is fortunate for mankind
that no largo will ii'iunal is similarly
eoiisti noted.
Tiie mouth id' tho snail is armed
with a very formidable m-li iim. nt iu
the shape of a r ;m n kab!.; saw-like
toii-ue. Probably yon h IV", at som ;
time or nther, untied how cleanly
cut lire t In; edge . of u lal'li.oii which
a snail has been ri;-gffiug lum-el:'. It
is thilicult to imt -im; bow such a
suit and ll.tbbyvJ.. oUuig. animal can
have made Mteii clean iiieision .. but
witii a:i t-ii in i out i. hi of tin- cutting- in
htiiiiuent concealed iu his mouth,
wonder on tlii-t score vanishes.
it resembles a long, narrow ribbon,
eoili d iu such a inaiiii er that only a
sic. ill pol l ion of it is culled into ll'-e.
Thickly ilistrii'Uled over the entire
surface of this ribbon nre tin im
mense number of exctssiv.lv simr
lillle teelh, designed ill a manner j
hich admirably adapts tileni to the 1
inirpose for which thev were in- !
tended.
The ipiantity of these, teeth is in
credible - one species, for instance,
has been indisputably proved to po.
se-s as many a, Ibirty thousand ol t
tii. en. The reason for their disposi-j
tion on ft coiled, ribbon-like surface lies
iu the fact that by use they become
worn away.
As this happens tin: ribbon is un
coiled and the teelh which before Welt:
wrapped up iu it at the back of the
snail's mouth, coino forward to take
the place of those winch have served
their turn. The ii p cr pill, of the
mouth consists of a horny surface
against which tho sharp-toothed
tongue works.
A leaf w hich is to be opt rated upon
is caught between th-' two and sub
jected to a regular lilc-bke rasj.ing on
the part of the tongue. So effective
im instrument does this form that lite
tough leaves of the lily may often be
found to be entirely rasped olf by it.
Detroit Tree I'l ess.
(il ta IVnlia from I, cine..
There is now a prospect that the
supply of gulta pi ."ehu will become
permanent. the old native method
ol cutting il iwu a ti-t, to get the
gum, iiinl thus killing the goo ,e that
hud the golden eggs, is given place to
that of pliiokih; tho leaves nnd t x
tracting the gum from them. This
phm has been put in practice by .Mr.
llurant, at Sarawak, with meoe-s.
Tin: gum fioiu th ) leaves is tod onlv
purer, but there is nioro of it. Au
adult tree of twenty-iivo to thirty
years' growth only yields one catty of
t-it tii when tho tree is sacriliced,
whereas two pluckings of the leaf
yield as much without injuring the
tree Moreover, the saplings from the
routs of trees already cut down arc
useful iu yielding leaves. New York
Telegram.
The Youngest (.'r.iiidiuethcr.
A ebullient for the honor of being
the youngest grim. 1 mot her iu Aniciieu
is Mrs. John W. l'lerce, of liostou,
w hose age is twenty -eight. She v.m
married at the age of fourteen yean
and her dinigiitor hecumo a wife when
yily t'volvo years old, j
CRAB KAXCIlliS.
An Important Industry on CIick.i
panke Bay Shores.
Tho Meat Now Piickod iu Cans
For Wl liter Use.
Crab ranches are am. nig the insti
tutions idoiig Chesapeake May, es
pecially on the eastern shore of Mary
land. They raise soft-shell crabs,
and do not cultivate haid-sh. 11 crabs
to any extent. In connect i . . n with
the ranches there are canneries, which
pack crab meat into can-, for Use .lur
ing the winter, 'j b j ranehei have
done much toward bringing the price
of soft sli. ll crabs down, iilthoiit.'h
often the price depends upon th"
weather. JJefore lie; advent of crab
ranches tlm pr e of soft crabs ran
from 1 to .rd,.Vl a dozen, while now
oltt-n tiny can bo bought for thirty
cents a d . -.ii.
'I he ranches constitute nn important
industry. In the neighborhood ol
Crislield, M l., alone, m ti-- titan 1,-.' Ill
111. -II are employed ill the crab bu -i-Hess,
and f-,,m Miv to Ht.let tutor
catch will average o,u 1.1,11 I.) solt-sh. ll
crabs. The vain.; ..!' the in. hi-try t..
the li:.i.;-m. ii i. more than .-d OH, UUil
annually. Ileal Island is a rival ol
CnsMehi and ship , about ."1,11111 soft
crabs weekly to IViliitnore, which is
the distributing point. Very f. w ..I
the soft crab ti-hei-nieli inint I n- hard
(raits, ior there is very little pr.dit in
thi-in. liilti.nore is the .list ributing
point, but New York is the best cus
tomer. Very little capita! is nee i , st..,r
a crab ranch. Tin: ni iin I rouble is
watching the crab... Tin: ram-In -, are
situati;.! along the witter and a place
is miido iu the bank to form an aruii
cial bay. This bay is ab ml thr.g: feet
deep au 1 is shut oil' Iro n the mam
wnter by heavy wire in l;in ;. When
ii man starts a ranch, which i early
iu the spring, he catches a lot of
hard-shell crabs. These are fed reg
ularly oil ni-iit, clams, oysters, etc.,
and great care is taken of th in while
they are sle: I l.n ; their hard coals.
Kich section of the bay h is to be
visited every two hours, day and night
to take 111.) soil erah, from among the
hard ones, nn. 1 this a : h" most diih
cull part of euitiwit ng crabs. To gel
the crab,, m, l wearing high boots
wale iu among itiany tlioiia ind crabs,
sorting them over until ail the s.dt
J ones are picket out. If this work was
j not done regularly every two hours
! tl'0 bard crabs would eat th" soft
"hi-s.
oldy
boius
Soineiiinea the m -u -ill g-t
alf a do, 'ii crabs, and two
hours later may go bac'v mid pick ,,ut
a hundred or two. Kv, n , ,v
hai tl-.-liell crabs are c uiglit and placed
iu the raiicu to wait their turn t . be
come m1i. At the end of the s. ns,,n
'he crab, are taken out of tue
ranch, au I, alter bgiii; l.o.l.-d. are
picked an I s .ld to the c ium rs.
j Tho value of the soft crab to tiie
epicure tl-p u I; entirely upon the
j -shortness of t!t- lime which ii he.
ben out of lhe hard-shell. The n -v
1 shells b-.-m p. grow at one,', an I
! every hour I In re, titer .let ruel s from
I the soli crab's value. Wii-ti the crab
h preparing to moult :,n us shell is
Ioo-eniiig it is known its a coiu-r, a
long coiner, or a .s'ioi cum r. When
its shell has begun t ) crick it is
called a shed l. r stage nit higiily
pri.:d by fishermen us bail. When
it has reached th : she Id. r stage, if it
is not iu a ranch, it set ks h shallow
inlet or shore where th re is plenty
of grass, craw's oiii of its shell, and
renin I us in fear alii trembling. ( ,,.
of Its brethren III tiie cj ,vm m ,,('
hard sh-11 hippeiuug nl.ni; would
promptly devour it. Tiii- is what the
crab ranches prevent. New York
Sun.
Hon He Made an I inpt.-ssioii.
Th. y sat at his favorite table m nn
uptown rcrtauriint. li.dh were dressed
in the height of fashion.
Tin- attention of the other giie-is m
fie .lining room h id be, n nttracied to
the couple by lhe e id. nl anxiety of '
tho young mail to m ike a favorable
impression on his fair companion. He '
gave orders to the waiter wild au air !
of self-styled superiority, ami his t. .lie i
of Voice wis warranted to reach the!
ears of nil present.
As the courses progressed the time !
for sen iug desert came. Tho y.uiu;'
woman was heard to confess u Weak
ness for huckleberry pie.
"Ah!" exclaimed the youth, "so j
funny, you know. 1, to i, a:u passion
ately loud ol buck lile i TV pi-. 1
have it almost every day that I am
"I say, waiter," he call
same time sn ipping bis I'm
at the
above
the table, "Ibing ine two portion,, oi
huckleberry pie. "
The w liter executed tin order with
duo haste, unit its lie sat the plates
uiuni lhe table the final act of the lit
tle drama that was being enjoyed by
the pel -. .lis at other nearby tables be
gan. Tlm young woman frowned,
then blu-lte.1, nu 1 lea-iiug over cotu
pbuiie I to the young hum in a stage
whisp. r that the powdered sugar had
been omitted.
"II w stupid," he cried as he beck
oned the wail'-r again, "I'.rooks," he
sti.l to that functionary, "whit it it
that I always order with huckleberry
pi'-, and which you invariably for
get ? "
"I know, sir," replied 1 ijo waiter
after 11 lliolie Ill's besltat ion.
"b i id once then," continued the
youth, "and bring it to Mi-s
liy this time sewval new arri'.als
who ha I come m jnst m tine to hear
the la-t pari of tie: eoi.v st ,.,u
jollied tin- i-. -t ol tie audi, lie: in
watching th" couple. Jlv-rybody
wa'.led iiuj. aln 'illy for the w ai t'-r's re
turn. In a few s con. Is be cam" back hur
Medly, i.n. I walking to tie- oung
woman's side laid beside her plate - a
knife ;
Th" you i, g mail's face was a stilly
in chromatics of high tints as In: saw
tin- exoii'ssioii of suppressed laughter
nb. ol lion. II" hastily paid the bid
mid b-ft wilh hi . fair eoitii mioii. who
showed by In-r countenance that he I
had evidently made a bisting impivs- I
si..:..- N,.w York Sim.
( i ((per.iliou iii 1 i-thtiii; IVsts, j
Michigan is tin.- first Slate to enact a j
compulsory spraying law, we believe, !
but It remains to be seen to what eX-
t' hl it u ill be enforced. The statute j
provides thst owners
fiuil trees and vi;ic
occupiers of
leli sprav the
siiiiii' w it h appropriate in.-eet'cide and
fungi. 'id. -s under peiiady of a line hot
. xce. diu ; .SV), or imprisonment in
tin-county jail hot exceeding sixly
.1 ivs or both. I' p in tilt: petition of
ten free-holder-, tho township board
or selectmen snail appoint three com
missioners whose .buy It shall be to
hot ny farm -r-of the presence of in
set or Iu. ig. ois pests in then- orchard
or vineyards, an I upon their failure
to spray sua", til.; commission
shall do tii.; work for them nt
the cxp- ns- of the township which
may recover lhe costs from lhe owner.
Th" provisions oi the law are not to
apply to yellows in pea. -lies, which is
in charge of a separate commissi,, u
lint Ire done ell'iCllve work. 'fid,
mw law i, certainly strong enough
and ought to amount to something.
Some . nt. rpi isiiig tow nship might
Well go a step further and h ive Ibis
entile work of spraying .lone bv a
town :i-. iit at a li.ye.l charge, r. bating
at tie-close of tin: s-iisoii any profit
abovo t xi'fhs s. I!v th
.p r itive
method the work would be done in .re
cheaply and ttl'eciivcly ilia.', bv the
average individual, such a result bring
to I he a Iv.t'itage of nil concerned,
A ui'Tio ni A g ricult nrist.
business (iri'ir.ll-iiMI'.llcss,
A novel dev. lopuieut of III.
deticv to c. nil all.-it 1011 winch 0
tr.ltes s.i eitic ill., so! bll-illrss
taili di si 1 ids an i I lie otli.vs of
sp. Clfs
brach-s of c .111:11 'ici.tl mi. rests 111
Certain buildings is n,.b-d m s,m
I'r iiieist'.i, wh ie a lo : building is be
ing erected which Is to b devoted ex
clusively to olli for doctors, den
tists, oculists au 1 aurists. It will not
be liu r. ly an nggei.u ration of ..dU -es
but Will belllll.plelv liited WltlleVel'V
lieci ssary and culiveiiiein
of the specialists w ho nr.
occupy it. In ad 111 ion
for lhe Use
xp-ote.l to
tiie
uilt s
of ollie each plat
curd to t ie iit and v
ceptioll looms and
cxaiiilll It ion-, and
1 here will I ie all op
one of lb" liu-st 111
th" Pacific const.
restaurant an i s en
annex, 1111 I in rn-
is intended to oil r
exp -cle I to oe-upv
lie ir praclie All
ih -d w uli fu I r. -nti!a!io:i,
w uii -o-abu.cis
piivao
lu'crosc ,pi,. t, ,,
riitmg 11 on. uud
I It 1 1 llbi II le.. oil
There will be a
apai 1 ineiits in au
way the building
to the specialists
il 1 v, ry -id to
eulv 111 mv of tin.'
olli.
are
ngng.
.1. N 1
Ye
Sun.
Tile l.ii pcd.i l isli.
' A the last met Hug of the Academy
j of Science, Piolesoi- D'Alsonal, ol
I the College dc I'ranct', read au inter
J esling paper oh a scries of exiieri-
nieiitri which he mad" lately with tho
! torpnlo lish. A fish thirty cent 111
: diameter Could give out a shock id
1 tW 'htv Volts. Plol'lSSol- D'Al'sollMli
: applied some small electric lamps to
j the lisli uud they wore lit by the d.s
I charge from its body. In sonic in
1 stances th discharge was so powerful
! as lo caiboni:e tho brums.
I 1
1 The , leclrie current geuorntol by
: the tor). e,. 1 lish is sutlici, nt ly powet-
; 1 11 1 to kill small feh coining in con-
l iel with 11. The eltctl ic tliscler 'i!
I cm even go as high us l'JOvoltn.
Sen HUfo Ahlencail,
'I lie Nearer View.
What thoiich I see rfk pi" nd
Tins htlle pnlhway"T WlTflays.
The light ; or clouds that ..Vr It bend, i
lis jiin. -lures wuh a thousand ways,'
What though I -at n-.1 sun-lv t-ll
Wln-re lead- this sudden turn of I. it.-!
What .-ir.-um Ian. may .Uigur welly
What burning imp. lis m..a t.,.j iat"?
l.'nough, if to my wat.-liful eye
Appears .me I'liitg I oiitrht tod..;
And s., litem wild serving. I
W alk slep by step th" journey through.
- American Agriculturist.
Ill MOK0CS.
"Are n't you afraid that friend of
yoiu will get drowned?" "No. lie's
all light. lb: can't swim.
Tin: lishi rmin who lies m wait foru
trout nnd linally g. ts it, is apt to lie
m weight for m-uiy moons.
I he cynic is one who says we gam
our victories through good luck, and
come to on. I on our merits.
''JoUe. We miss yoll lots. You
havii't In en to thec'ub since your wile
died." "We!!, don't worry. I hliall
marry again. "
A St. I.oiiis -iri.-iii plays the piano
with his hands behind him. It sounds
so ba lly that We suppose he's afraid
to face t hi; 11111-1.'.
Languid Strung. r - Maw I ,.,t tj,,,.,
to catch tin- train? Smart Toll. 'emu!!
You m,.y have th- tune, but you
don't so. iu to have the speed.
'Tiie sull. f. r - Doyoii think it would
relieve my toothache if I should bold
a lull" p.pioi- ji, my month? His
Wife- it might, if on euild ,1,, it.
Carry Why was it, I wonder, mv
poor husband tiev. r said nut th
' to
i me about remarry iug? Anna
I ably v..ti wui 0 hot the Pel's
wanted to warn.
Dilsty I lies--Say R iger.s, do vou
bulievo in 1 t i.!.t savm' wol says;
"It's a poor rule dot won't work boili
Ways?" Restful Roger idecisii 1 1 -
Naw! It's a j r rule to work at all.
The path- "f perversity all nui-l piu -.i",
Pvp-I,. -II-" shows It e.l 'h day;
The ea-:est muu . r a l.u:;,. interview.
Js Hie 111,111 W is. ha Il.ilhll.g t.. ,iy.
".Vh," s 1: 1 the jovial li lend of the
111:111 with the valise, "going for a
little rest, are vou?" "No," was Ih"
reply, with a humid glance at the
table, "I'm going away oh my vaca
tion." 'l he Summer (iirl-Oh, I love to
hour you read your poems. Ii make's
me renli.ee how brave you are. The
Poet ISravc? 1 1 1 1 Yes, brave; y "il
said you took them yoursell to ll.j
publishers.
Magistrate Prisoner, what do you
do for a living. I'mako man from Hus
ton Your honor w iil .ar. Ion nu: tf I
Si en to take undue lib-ri les, but your
h"iiois grammar is much at fait.
What can never be 11 synonym for
whom.
Husband - We 11111-1 be more eco
nomical in lie us" ..I coal. Wife (a
Yassar gra.biat. I -There are untold
billions ol tons of co il pi,t beneath
the earth's surface, and Husband
and olio or two lug corporations just
above.
Landowner, to party bobbing 111
tiie st Irani - II -ilo, there! l ml you
sec licit .-igii "No fishing here'.'' Ang
ler Yes, ain't il ri.l:c ilou -'.' 1'iue
lishi'i ; here; just look at for 11 siring,
holding up a do.'.eh big fellows; beau
ties, unit th.-v? 'The chap that stuck
up that sign didn't know wiiat he was
talking about.
The (.1 i-:il Natural "Plow Hole.''
One ol the great natural eurio-itits
of the wol Id Is the gr. at "i low hole"
oil 1 le A Ust 1 ai tan t'oa't n.-ar Kiitiua,
NewS .lltil Wale-. It Is SI! 11 it,, I in
the middle ol a rocky hi-idla'id run
ning out into tin- sea, forming a truly
wolid. ions sight. With . aeh suc
cessive biraker the ocean spray i- selit
s! 1.1.1 ting up int.. t he a r, soin.-t Hues us
inch as from .'i'Mlo I 1110 feet, descend
ing ill a tin neiiiic; shower.imd iiccolu
paiu. .1 by a rumbling noise as of dis
tant thunder, which can be heard for
liialiv miles around. This "blow
hole" is a singular and phenomenon,
nnd cueists of a perpendicular hole,
nearly circular, with a diameter of
about ten yard-, across, uud has tho
uppt iiranco of being the ciut. r of an
extinct volcano. This is connected
with the o'e.th by a cave nb out it hun
dred yards in length, the sen ward
opening of which is iu all respects
similar to St. l-'iiigu''H cave, on tho
west coast of Scotland, th" same per
pendicular basaltic, columns forming
the side walls of each. Into ihis cave
towering w aves rush during st.u my
weather, and, as the cave extends
some tlisbuiee further into the rock
than the "blow hole, "on the entrance
of eompr sse.l air, which, when tho
tension becomes too great, blows thu
water with stupendous force up lie
perpendicular opening. - New Oi l, huh
I'icay mu.'.
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