(Chatham llecava. BATES OF ADVERTISING One square, one insertion- f 1.01 One square, two insertions - " 1.11 One square, one month '.fiO For larger advertisements liberal con racts will be made. l)ttl)am Uecorb. II. A. lOI , EDITOR AND NlOriilETOU. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, $1.50 PER YEAR Strictly in Advance. VOL. XVIII. ITlTSIiOUO CHATHAM CO., N. C, NOVHMHKR 7, 181)5. NO. 11. .m ill m si ii ii. ir vp! Son-;, f N v Hi' s uii -.i r days are r, An. I lit.. I hav i I ft III.' e..vcr, An 1 Hi" tt lie il ' in its liin, 'l'h:i!iK rn'ni' s m iv W"ll liegitij l' .r III s.iinu .-. fair and i-ant, Pur tin' good gifts "f llw pi" -cut Time, nnd Icippuies. therein. Wlicrn t!n lit lie so s;i; mi. deep l.i, K"f, tin' lustrous waVr-lilies Hill give f.irth tli"ir crenny glow, 'i'li.'io III.) r.e.v.'is lirl-'kly row ; lies slr.iil along tii'1 shore, 1'ur tlm mii in i ii tr tail is o'er. And this .lay 110 work they kli.iiV. To tli. un li trl two nr.' tending, Where tin' a; p .. houghs urn l n ling Willi 1 1 -i t- ye'liw ft nil aii'l r.'.l ; I:i gf'at pil's nr a heap" I a:i.l spread A..i s nr itnt.tiiioiis an I fair All tin ir tia,inu ... II. Is Ihn air Jt.it tl. ii;.i1i--I.:.i.i:us liiivii II. vl. All .' I sci' tlm pretty mad, In tic n-.pl.'-tr' ': .l"p.lm.", I'icl; th" genlinii fair tut. I l.lun; lint I i- lnvcr, icar it, knew lie should have Hi" pretty II ivr And at le:.g!li a fairy dower - Jl" shall have the mai.leii t....! .loci r..t"li. A CRUEL KINDNESS. 11V Ml;s. M. I,. HAYNE. Tlio town liml grown up 4 t in - tu mid Almost crowded itself into their front door, lmt they still lived on in the Biiino uld-fasliiiiiied met lio.ls of the lnst half-ce ntury, ! i iiirin i to the chairs nml tables tliev liad when they were married, even returning the little mpieuky, pi. no that had lieen Ann Maria's before she in irri.-d a t ieh for ciglior tin. I changed to Anit.i Murie. Tlio cradle she wan locked in when a li.'iliy, maiiiil'acliitv.l out of a Icirrel by lier ii. loll ii.; father, mi I covered K i s 1 -fully with lose-c. doted child, liml lieeu Kent up to the ultie, for it of f ended her line seine of est let io w hen bIio eame home to vi-.il. The rug car pet in the I i villi' room was tlio work of leisure hours and liml leen in ser vice twenty odd years, mid the old Man himself used to say lovingly, while he regarded it with admiring eyes: "You'll never make another ciiriet like that, mother !" It was like tin; hid aiui ing of a jjre.it artist to hi m. And now the old people h id taken fin outing that was to lust :i whole Week, the result of is conspiracy in f which Aim Marin was chief mover, aided and iilietted ley her sisters who were married and settled in the sumo tow n, and w hoiu she was then visit- While the old couple were gone the Conspirators possessed themselves of the key of the homestead, entered it stealthily nil 1 began what they culi bidered ii work of r. f inn, which was also expected to he a delightful snr priso to those interested. "We'll got that dreary old piano out of the way first, " said its former owner, who had one now that cost u thousand do'lars, "and the old rag carpet ; it gives me n cliiil to see it ; and nil those dreadful frame I phot. 'grnp hs and dir.. in. .is- I have u few oil paintings-that 1 lirouelit dim ii with me on jiui-poso to repine.; them; and that rod t;!d, cloth Sophie, do you re member when we used to learn our lessons on that tlaming thin.;? It looks ns an fully red as ever, doesn't it?" "Yes," iinsw.red Sophie, with n distinct sigh; "1 wonder if wo are as hnppy now as we were then, or if our conditions depend so much mi sur roundings tine, furniture, for iu Dtiiiice?" "I'sliuw !" said Ann Mann, with nn Iihusis. "Wo mu-.t move with th-; world or be run over. Here, take those old peacock feathers and stow them nimy Komewlure. 1 suppose it wouldn't do to burn them? 1 oiicj thought the eyes in tho.e feiither-i watched everything I did. We'll leave grandfather's clock because it's genuine and a f.id now in tlio best Bociety, and the older it is the bet ter." h.) they tore up and tore down, and in ft few hours a real y mud.-rn air jiervaded every nook and corner. A pretty new carpet, not too gay, but with a pleas;ug ass .rim oit of colors, took the place of the despised rag car 1'Ot. New chairs, a handsome rug, nu upholstered easy chair for "father" and a modern rocker for "mother," Biipplautcd the long. used furniture of the past, and the faded old photo graphs were removed to make room for smart paintings in consistent Style with the new order of tliiugs. A white lnnrscilles counterpane re I'liiced the old log cabin quilt, every npiuro of which had been as an open book for "mother" to read. Other innovations were mudo throughout, and then the conspirators paused to look ou their handiwork and take breath. "That's the fust work I've done in twenty years," said Ann Marin, wiping (kcr flushed face with a real lnco hand- kerchief, "but I'd just like to kcu tho dear old couple when they opuu the d !" "I'm afraid they'll object to lining t lie piano out of sight," said one of the Misters, "hut they're sure to like cvery t Idiig e!n '. Mother would never let in-i touch a chair, even to straighten it out, so I knew th.j only way was to take her by surprise. Old folks get cranky about things they have had a long lime. It isn't good for thein to make idols-out of old furniture." "I .should say not,'' added Ann Maria, "besides, it isn't the fashion now as it was a few years ago. 1 was really afraid people would think v.e d dn't, appreciate our old folks to let th. in live on among th it old rubbish." The last finishing touched being ac complished, the lusters went to their reipcetive hemes, and at nightfall the two old folks walked into the domicile that hid shelt.-rel them for forty yeurs the dearest spilt on earth to t Iii-iii home ! It had been planned by their know ing children that they were to enter the house alone to intensify tho sur prise in store for them and enjoy each olher'sdelie;lt over the occasion with out witnesses. i!ut they, not knowing this, felt w ith tie.! sensitiveness of ago a little hurt and clung closer tog-'ther as they entered th" dark nnd silent, dwelling, every step of which was like hallowed ground to their tired feet. "I most wonder th' girls ain't left a light n In i m i it for ns; this lime they forgot," said the old man as ho stu id bled over a chair. 'You know, fat her, Ann Maria's visitin' them -it iniik.'i a difference," said the mother in gentle, apologetic t Hies, that were her wont when de fending "Ihi! children." "Si.eim rieht goo.l to be home Hg.iili -lei's si t an' rest a spell nforo we light up," suggested the old man, dropping into a handy chair. lint his form had scarcely touched it before he straightened himself out ot it and said testily ; "it don't seem nat'ral. It Most broke my buck to set in that cheer! Mau.ly, there's something wrong!" Maudy had been feeling along the shelf lor the caudle that year in and year out stood there like a tallow sentinel, and hint never failed her in the darkest night. She round it, but not in its old place ;it had been moved a hair's breadth to tlio b it and felt i leer b her touch. "(limine a match. I'.lieii. 1 want to s 'i! w hat like is the v in'le. Lord ii mercv, look at it, man I" (t certainly was not tin; same brand of candle that for all these years had been run in the tin mould In-hind the pantry door. It was a gorgeous l i -t.d design in green wax with yel low tlripes. "That's the girls' iloiu's, I bet," said the old man, putting on his glasses to take a belli r look at the intruder. "(ios'ul what it lookin' can. II.'. ' As its rays dill'iised a iittle through tile room the two old people began to investigate. They looked around, thou ititoach other's faces, ami both tear and wonderment were expressed in their glances. ".Maudy," said the old man at last, "we've gone ami got into tho wrong house." "1 b'lceve it, "feebly answered poor Landy, "but then whereabouts is ours?' "Let's look at the outside," nnd the girls, who wore watching at their own windows, saw a glimmerim; light dancing like nil ignus fatuus before the old lions1, a!i 1 e iiild discern th ,' unwonted speclncl:! of their father and mother inspecting the outside of their home by caudle light. It struck tlio in us very fuutiv. Mennwhilo the truth had revealed itself in p li t to the old people, and holding aloft the timing wax caudle thevtook an inventory of the new furniture, from the carpet on the tloor to the paintings on the walls. It was well the conspirators were not there to hear them. It might have given tlii ni n shock, "Kvon the pianny's gone," raid Maudy, wringing her hands, "the dear old pianny where Ann Maria learned to play 'Hang up tho lhtby's Slockiti''' afore she was 111 venrs old! i l.ll!,iu', ,.lV0 llt.lioVed it; and my hi'.-au'-tuiss carpet that I made with in v own hands and the red table cloth, tlio chei rfiillest thing! you could sec it for a mile when tho door was open and wo was lighted up; nnd my pictolR of the children taken every year of their lives its worso than robbery. I don't doubt they meant well, but it's broke my heart!'' "1 near broke my back tryiu' to t,et in one of them new faugleil cheers," said the old man, spurning the smart elmir with his foot, "I do wonder, Mainly, if they left us auythin' to set on?' "They've left tho clock," B.lid Maudy, "I'm thankful for that! I declare, father, il seems like an old friend," and holding fathers hand nlio stood long b.'fore the venerable tiuio piece, regarding it w ith loving eycu. It was near daylight when tho two old people had seen the last of their new possession, and arranged them to their entire satisfaction. The fancy cm. lie had burned down to a liioiiud of green and yellow wax, and been r. place I by a slruight, uuconiproinis ing tallow homo-ni ide, that shed a sereiio light on two old faces that looked very tired, but wore a con scious expression of pence and triumph. And even in their dreams they smiled. "To think of it !" said Ann Maria, when sho tells the story; "after all our planning and contriving, when wo went over the in-xt day to K'O how they were enjoying their new sur roundings, they h id put back every article of tho old stuff we moved, rag carpet, photographs and nil, nnd packed the new things up in the attic ! They wouldn't have a new chair nor a table-cloth, nor anything. Said tho things weren't comfortable-! Talk about the Kphraiin being joined to idols father and mother could givo him pointers out of their experience," and she sighed over the degeneracy of age Detroit Free I'ress. MihIitii armor. 'The experiments with built I proof coats and iiiitlelial which have beeti coli lccled here and abroad, have called attention to the fact that mail protec tion did not entirely pass away ith the shelving of the shield and cuirass. Many Knghsli ofti.vrs still wear n par tial armor when scrviug on foreign stat ions. The conimonest nml most usual typo of these plot. el io ir. eoii-isls of lino but In aiilil'iilly tempered single chains, inclosed in soft leather, which run along the shoulders, down tho outer side of the units, and over certain parts of the body. These can either be sewn into a pnrt'ciilnr tuuie.or they can be adjusted separately and put on like hat-lies:-. Hundreds upon hun dreds of these sets are sold. The most valuable of all chains in connection with iiceoiiteriiieiits nri! t hose which guard the head; and iu cases w hero the regulation cap or helmet is not siilliciently protected in this way, specially mule chains are sewn inside the sain ; and covered by the lining. Only those who have been iu actual eoulliel know how valuable nil the chains uieiiiioiied are in miuiiiu.ing the effects of sword cut. As regards protection both from sword and bul let the general belief no mid tys seems to bo iu thoroughly tanned leather and great quant it i. s are made for o Ul cers, the favorite pattern- s.tid to be the invention of tin; late Sir Kichnr.l Hurton -being that which forms a not too prominent ridge down the centre of the chest. Many stories are told by olHeors of bullets which have been averted iu soiud degree by these leather tunics, some of which are lined with woven steel wire. Oi course, none of these things are supposed to be an absolute pivti c:ion, but only a sort of palliative. A Loudon gunsmith, who sells a great inaiiy chain body protectors, which lit almost like an ordinary vest, and are very expensive, sells a large number of t ln'iti to army men, and he not long ago sent a gross, as Many as he could get made iu the time, to lapan, where they wi-ro quickly sold, llo has made for individual officers who have theins. Ives drawn the de sign, a variety of dilVcreiit patterns of armor. Fine flexible chains and leather have entered into nearly all of thetn. Huston l'o.st. Not Acceptable. In one of tho down-town schools ft little boy was asked by tho teacher how Much two and two mailt'. The lad uiihc-ilittiu ;ly replied "live." The teacher told him he was wrong, and compelled him to .stand in tho corridor. He had been there a few minutes when along cam ' another scholar to whom the first lad put tlm question, "How much is two and two?" The other boy replied "four," whereupon the pupil who had tailed Baid, "Well, you better not tell tho teacher that. 1 offered her tivo and she refused. Philadelphia Call. An Airreenlile Heath. Professor Heiui, a Swiss savant at the Alpine Club, in Zurich, declares that one of "tho most convenient, elegant and agreeable" of nil man ners of death is that which follows a fall from some Alpine height. There is neither physical nor moral surfer it g, iu 1'rofessor Hcim's opinion, iu being hui led through spac -; only a " lelieious tine liute of the tr,:,iil b latitudes." CillUiKKN'S COLUMN. A IH.I'IU.K Mil.CSIi'N. "Wli.lt il lovely .lolly, .l'-ar l'les-ie," I nM, "I inn snr Hint site entiio frutn l-'r.-iurn! Poes she shut her eyes when you put Lor to hi.ty Can she walk mi.l talk an. I .liiii.'o'" "Hush !" murmur" 1 softly my Lrowu-eyi"! pet, "She might hear you .lon't you Bee? Nile doesn't know she's a .lollin yet, lint sll" a'poses she's folks like me." Louise U nlgkiiis in Yinith' Compituiuii. A riNNV cow. Down South lives a gentleman who owns most reniarluiblo cow. She looks like a must ordinary black cow, but sho isn't at all, for she ub.olutely refuses to bu separated from her own er's children. If the children aro at home, the cow will stay iu the pasture, which is near tho holt.-, separated from it by a low fence. Hut if the children go away, she will jump high fences to follow them until sh.i is caught. When the e.e.v has bet u put iu past nre, she remains quiet ; but if put in the lot near the house when the children lire away from home, it i impossible to keep her there, If allowed, she w ill follow Iho ehldrcn about exactly like a dog, keeping be hind them and nppai --utly watching over them, perfectly happy if only tho children nr.; w hhiu sight or hear ing. The Outlook. 1'Ot's am i ri nr. L'nclo Ned was re.iily to b'niiii! for it, though he had to. I th least thought of such a thing w In n he sai l to Dot as she caine up with h r round music box under In r nriu : "Hello, little Dago! Where's your monkey?" Now Dot lives in th. city winters, mid know all about the organ men and their queer hill' boa-its. She conies with malum i iu summer to the biggish country town in which mamma herself was a little girl. She had always thought it would be a line tiling to have nu organ and go about the streets gathering pen nies. As I'nelc Nod sauntered oil' she grew very thoughtful. Then her face brightened. She ran down the gar th u, calling excitedly to her little ; i-s ter: "Mali, Mali! I winl you! Aunt Sarah said yesterday you were one perfect monkey. " Dot was j.tst tiirm.il live, and Mali three; bu tho two v re alino t of a size, sine) Dot was a mere mite, nnd Mab ilelieioiisly chubby. When lunch tiiiiii came without briiigiu; them, Oniudmother Allen login to fidget, and won l. r what had become of tlio-.-precious little deal's. At tir.st Dot's nut in :n:i only laughed, saying, "They will be h' r tun little while, bright as a new penny." Hui, when three o'elo.'k saw them still away, she, too, grew uneasy, and went to search for them. So did I'ne'e Ned, but he chose another way. Somehow he remem bered Dot's flic; as he saw it Inst. "It would be just lik her; she is tho most original little inors d!'' he mut tered, ns ho took his way along tho shady streets to a bii; hotel, most li cqiieiiled by summer visitors. About the same tint.' Dot was inly ing a little tearfully: "It's your fault, Mtb: you're too big. Nobody won't believe you're my monkey when I tell them so. And you don't hold your cap out right ; you drop it just as soon as they don't put things in it. You ought to keep holding it 'till they were sorry mid give you something." "My arm gets tired. I'm hungry. I want to go home. We have got tlm live c tits Cousin Anna gave us when slit; met us as w-;j t-titricd. " Mai) w hilled diseousolati ly, tugging lit tho string that hound her to Dot's arm. "Bah! old cry face!" Dot said with dignity. " want to get enou.-h pennies so we can have ic-creani soda, and some pep'mints. Come ! we'll try this place it looks nion and big, with hen)? of peoplo on tlm porch. " "I want mumnii," Mali said dis consolately, but followed Hot up tho piazza steps obediently, holding out her red fez, whili Dot turtind tho crank of her nuisic box so vigorously that no sound of any sort cnino froi'i it. People began to st uo at them. One young woman bent and kissed Mali's hot cheek, saying : "You poor little angel! Have you got nobody belonging to you?'' M ib did not niiswer: her eyes were fast on some one coming iti the stops. With one bound she broke from Dot's hold and flung herself tempestuously into Uncle Ned's arms, crying out; "l'nclo Xod! I nant to go home. I won't ever bo Hot's monkey any more. " "No, yon (dull bu iniiio," l'nclo Ned said, swinging her u;ion bin shoulder nml w alking away in triumph. --Outlook. SALIi OF SONGS. Unknown Coiiiposfirs Pay Uie Co::t of Publication. Som.'i Popular Sour Writers Can li'jt Kwul Music. "In publishing n song its hu ss depends a great deal on the reputa tion of the composer and tho title of his composition," said Louis Herge, the composer of the Herald's march "On Tune," to tin yesterday. "Tln r.; is magic in a name, with all du ; apologies to Shakespeare, and even if a song amount s to nothing a reputa tion can go to make it a financial if not an artistic success. " "Do publishers pay for u good piece of Hew intlsie?" 1 asked. "Very rarely, and then only if the composer is it man or woman we') known. In such cases ft oin irl'O to jj'fi'H) nre paid for a song, ami the com poser gets ten p. r cent of the loyal ties." "lo publishers take songs by un known writers if the latter pay for the expeiin; of print illg, t ie?" "C it n i ii iv. That is done ev.-ry day in the week. If thesoiig is not a suc cess the publishei s lose nothing nnd the Composer lots had some experience for his money. Now the Herald's march 'O.i '1 inie' lam d'lighte I to t-ny, is proving a great mi.v.-s., 1 urn at present g. -tun;; -out a s. cm. I edition and the com ;io -it i.ui is only three mouths old. And In re is a song by a lady whos; name is only known to lu r tri. n.l.. It is a pretty, si iiliiinli tal fouipo-ition, and her lii'sl attempt. It has caught the town and old. IS are coming for it by the dozens. She gets three cents loyalty mi every copy sol I and I think she's goin - to make a snug little sum out of it. "I uud.r-tau I that many com posers of soti; catiiiol read a lioto ol music. I.s t hat so?" "Yes," replied Mr. Herge, "some of I he .most popular songs Were writ ten by men wilh no knowledge of eouipo -it ion. Ii i.s not abs.duicly ueec.'i.-ary to be a musician in order I wrile n song. If y..ii have talent enough to conceive a melody und can't write it down according to tlio rules of liaruioiiy, nil you have lo do i-. o go loom; of tin: litany m isielaiis in th a cily who earn money by writing scores. You whistle or hum your tune to him, and he puis it in writing, ready for tho publisher.'' "il u do you push a song iu order to in-tl.e it popular, if there is any I popularity in it'.'" "Well, be lore we put lilt! son.; on sale we tli- ti ilullo nearly a tlo u- iiiil copies of il among singers and orches tra leaders. Those people, you i.io'W, are always ou the .lookout l'..r thing new. If they find Iheni.l .dv g 'od and e. itchy, they sing or play it to their audiences. T;.e sue.v: s ..f the sollg then lies with the public." "Wieit i.. tin: cost of pulilishiuj Boll','.'" "A son; w i;h th re.; or four sh . ts of ie.us'.e nnd an iiliimiiiate.l eov t r Costs ll'olll .T-lo to sj I. So you see a eoi.ipo-or .1 es u it risk much il his com posit ion is u liilure; nnd if il prove- a success, he is apt to Make II fortune. - N.-w York Herald. HtiW Pulque is Mailt'. Pulque, the native drink of Mexico, is extracted from the maguey plant, a species of the American aloe, that i;rows readily in an ari ! soil. Web ster calls it of the genus agave. An incision ii m i In into the inner side of the thick, pointed blades, grow nig up right four or live 1" -1 -1 . to the number of a 'io.en or s i, Irolii il eoiiimoli t.talk. 'The liquor when extracted i.s emptied into pig. kins, iu which it is taU"!l t I til.' p i!. tin - pulque s.iloou--. It is often hauli d iii wagons but the pulque laliwnv trains I . j-: 1 1 r great qu lUI les daily t citv. th 4 i;.tl hi. .iii Pu qu - is of a milky c 'the eoiuustency of butt, ruulk, an I having an agreeable taste to those who like buttermilk or koumiss, which . resembles. Its pungent odor is sickening to the stomach uii:i"cu--toiii 'd to it. The pro luel ion nnd Mile of pulq ' i- ail extensive lei o ness in M.-xieo. The hi,. ,,f , ,,;,(. i am told, is about eight or nine years. It i- replaced by volinger ones when slit. a iug signs of fh.'tu-tioti. Pul queries abound and are I irg. l v pa! roii ized by the , icons. The d.ink se Is at tii.c to thre.i cents a glass or bottle contnit iu ; a pint or over, the bottle o he furnished. A peon's -ileal w ith out pulq1 io would be like an Ainer.ean breakfast without eo!V-e. It is cla'nie.l to b heillhlul. It is pill icul.-u ly in t" ..' it in ; on an e.npty st u i telt, and as t'l.' s'. intaeli of llio mild-m i'i:ie-,.. peon Iron, his light diet is tdwas more or iep;i vacant, pulque makes him very nlfeetioiiiite. After a tree indulgence, together with his female consort mi l perhaps male companion, ho goes along tho street with nlternnte staggers and em braces. He is not molested by tho ollieers, but allowed to proceed on his homeward way. The aristocratic Mexican classes may drink pulque, but generally they disclaim doing so, as it is unpopular to conform to the cus toms of the inferior masses. The in come froin a good-sized pulque plan tation is S lid to be as much ns SIHO.IIIM) annually. 'The 'ibro of th s plant is utilized lo in ii k ! thread, and out of this thread strong rope is made. A tough paper is m ido from it. Wash ington Star. Iblitilies of the A relic. In spite of latitude and Arctic cur rent, L ilea lor is tin; home of much lint is delicious iu tho berry world. Lvcti the out-lying islands furnish the curlew -b. try and bake-iipple in pr -litsioii ; ami upon the mainland, iu the proper month, September, u v riiuhin feast .iwaits one. Three van. Ins of liliit'-l'. rt ii i-, huckleberries, wild led currants, having a puiig. nl ni'i iiiilie lltvor, uuequali'l by the cultivated iiri. In s ; iiiardi-bcrncs, iicpli rrii s, tinv w hito e.ipilliiiro tea-berries, with a llavor like so rare perfume mi l hating ju-t a faint suggestion of wiu tei gi'.-i-n ; squash-In rri. s, penr-bcrries curlew-berries, the latter led so grate ful as th.: others, but a prime favorite witii the I-'.-q'tiiuaus, who prefer it to almost any other; nnd lastly, tho typical Labrador fruit, which, except ing a few scattering plants in Canada and Newfoundland, is found, I believe, nowhere outside of the Peninsula the gorgeous bnke-apple. 'These cover the entire const from tho Saint Lawrence to I'ugava. 'Their beautiful geranium-like leavt s strug gle with the reindeer uiosm upon tho islands, carpet alike the low valleys and the highest hill-tops, and even p. ep from bunks of everlasting snow. Ouiy mi: b. rry gnu.': upon i nch plant, but this one makes a most deli cious mouthful. It is the size nnd form ot a largo dcw-hcri v, but the color is a bright crimson when half ripe and a golden yellow nl maturity. Its taste is sweetly aci 1, it is cxO'fd uigly juicy, and so delicate that it might In: thought impossible to prc s rve it. Yet the natives tin preserve it with all its freshness and original llavor throughout the tuliro winter, in. rely by covering it with fresh water and heading it lip tightly in casks mid barrels. Outing. The Urate Little Pcec.iiy. Of the lew American quadruped for which an intelligent hunter enter tains a certain am unit of respect the Collated lYeciry is .me. Although be is only a little tlnt-sid. d, high-shouldered hog, wild and nil. -.bloated, yet ho li a plucky lighter when iingry -and like a true child of the Wild West, be gets mad quite t ilsily. Il always imi tiovs him very much that any t.no should dare to eo ii-guuning for him, and M :. A. H. Haker of th : Washin ton "' io" p i ills, to a long siit in tho .-ide .. I his leather league's as nu il lustration ol w hat a Texas I'eec try can do when he is very angry. This species has a very wide range, being found fro in the Hod llivef of Arkansas as Inr south i.s Patagonia, Iu 'Texas it is no longer abundant save in the low jungly bottom lauds along the llio Iratide. It does not go m gnat droves like the White-Lipped Peccary, iiu-1 it is seldom that more than eight or It n individuals are seen together. 'Tho time was when they were much more ready to tieht than they are now ; but like all other d-ti.-g. l tuis minimis, tin y have learn. .1 to fear men and their dea liy firearm-.. -St Nicholas. Traii-liTs in the at). It appears to lao that there is not the same sent iiiieiit iu the navy that existed when i. nr vt s-eis wire built of wood and eiiried something like s. v. nty lour tons. Then etery captain loved his ship ns he 1, 1 his hie, Today there is not the miiih; let line. Our commaii leri; seem fond of being ir.n.sV-r. I. 1 1 re is "Fighting H..I." Kt til. ticked lo dentil at the idea ,. leaving the New York t" e,, (,, i),.. M. liana. How many eommaiultrs has the New York had since she w nt into commission ? I have forgotten. Is she hoodooed ? The superstitious of sail oislcad them to do a great ninny things tint .e landlubbers cannot un it -island. New Y'ork Press. Proof T Success. "lo youoiU Peary's latest expedi tioit to tint Arctic regions a successful ..ii.-?" a Led 1 1 1 1 lit it I. "I do." replied II ilket, "lie g..t i. aclt alive." -Pitlslmrg Cnioii;.'lt f 1 1. ci itph. Hi cause I I.ovc Vim. Kicaiis'! I iuv" you dear, Jliieli sorrow do I In'nr; Yet joyfully tlio-n sorrows ni"'l. And with my li"iirt I Iml l lliem swe t - Ilwaiise 1 love yen tldir! ii..-:is.- I love yntl, i"'lir, No j .veei erewas I wears Pal crow ns of erne 'est thorns to in" Are suit ns ro-iest wo'.-itlis could be l.i'i'.uise I love y.ni, ir! Jlivnus" t love vf I'-nr. I ir.'ii I tlm .lnrkii"-s Icic ; Jim sweet llow.'rs hlnssom in the snow, And loveiii-t Unit m in ilnr!iii"s9 glow, Lui'inu. 1 lovu you. dear! F-.1ANK I.. NTANTnir. Ill MOKOl S. .1 izliu "Whoso make is your watch?'' Hrazlin "The fellow who sold it to me, I guess. He nia.lo about 45-0 on tin: transaction." I.ixh.v- "What idiots girls are when they imitate men!" Mtrio (llnttored) -"Do you think so? That proves how excellent the imitation is." This la ic a.- "ii"W woman" Slill eliiiriiiing appears. Ss'l " tlt'lll"" I" ill I'li'lf. llul nevr in yo.-irs. "They must be having electrical storms at home," said Mrs. Hurley, rending n letter from Iter sister, ".lane says they mo having shocki:;,; went her. " Yeast -1 n. t or saw Hicli a man ns .Limply. lie seems to g. t n new trunk every month. Criiu-oiibenk Vis; he changes his hoarding place every thirty tluys. They .set ,t on nl'iey.'le l.iult for two. Ala.-, er 1 th" yeitr wa- .oii . ..tin. I 'lis vry sad, lmt true Hu a s.ilaiy l iull for oil". "Is l li.il performer familiar with your iim-ic?" she asked i.t tho coti concert. "II" must be," replied tho composer, who wis writhing; "ho t ikes such liberties with it." Mrs. P.rowu "You really must join fiur sew ing circle. " Mrs. doiies - "M dear, I haven't .het'iiie to spare. I have to do so much ill 'ii ling lor the children." t nice more unto the play g""s sh", .-."r.'ii 'iv conscious that 'the man ln-lnnd Icr cannot s"n A lilill except li'T ll.lt. A iu n. I. -ii writes; "Can you tell mo iiow to change the color of my hair, which nil tho young men 1 - 11 mo is r d?" Certainly wo can. (i"t rich; they will then call it golden or au burn. Mrs. Minks -Is'nt it queer that su di a little bit of country its F.iiglnnd can rule such a vast amount of terri tory? Mr. Milks- Well I don't know. You're n it very big yourself, my deiir. '' t-i.'Ill" jot - .( Ilf" 111 Ik'' III" lll"-t sad, lien 1 thiii" of how I miss 'cut. The iiii I I want t" ki-s nre tlio-n ho . I . . i . ' t want in" to kiss 'em. "No," said the vt ry advanced wo man, "I shall not wear bloomers any mole." "Why not?" "The pockets arc s sv (.. liiid that my husband has golleii nilo the habit of going throiieli in-lit w hen I'm asleep. Stout man (whose appetite bus been tite envy of his Icllovt-boar.lei ) -I leciarc, I have three buttons oft my vest. Mistress of the house (who hns been aching to give him a hint) Y'ou .Mil probably liud thein iu the timing rooi.i, sir. " "What uia. 's you look worn mil weary, As it v. mi were . jti iti tired of life." 'Ala'" I,.- sig...l m a '.'.'tits dreary, "I've j. ist i a shopping with my wile." (In the Kailwny Train. -Young tiinu (to clerical - look nig gent I email in front) Pardon in1, sir, but this young lady mid I are elopers and anxious to get married. Cun t you perforin the ecr nioiit? Conductor (over his shoulder) Hold on, young feller! The manage ment don't allow any tie-up on this rond I Cliuiitmy "What would you think of a in in that always went rouu 1 t ill k" ing to himself?" irii01v -'T should say if he did it to listen to himself he was a fool; if he .lid it to avoid listening to his friends he was a genius, and tf ho did it to -ate his friends trom listening to him he was a philanthropist." n nliiiic Mummy. The oid' st person in tho country is sui t to live in Harrison County, Ken tucky, an old colored woman, who is known to nil the inhabitants as "Mammy." "Mammy," Bays tho Cytilhiaini Democrat, "is believed to lie 12llor Uo years old. She has al ways lived in the Carroll family. Mrs. Carroll says that through tho family l ccords 'Mummy ' can bo traced back considerably over 100 years, pud estimates her age at the figures given above. She camo from Virginia to Kentucky and was always coiisitlered a delicate woman, but even now gives promise of lasting many years lunger. "

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