(CItittria m 1,1 ccavtl. II. -A.. LOINDON, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, RATES ADVERTISING 4 0 e square, one insertion OlO square, two insertions One square, one month 11.00 1.00 M0 $1.50 PEB YEAR Strictly In Advance. PITTSIJOUO', CHATHAM CO., N. C, MAY 14, 18. NO. :JS. For larger advertisement! liberal cm racts will be made. VOL. XVIII. At the KJ?e of the Day. Boo Twilight stuiiding "U tlio I. rink That skirts tin; dark abyss uf night, Tbo dew-wet roses in her hnlr, Kami hicens" through tli; waning light, Low iii tlw West oii' lonely stur Whines tremulous and w liitc. Across tin1 far, dim edge of day, The task of morn mid toil of noon Klip noiselessly udown the tide With dusky shadows thickly strewn, And o'it tlw lat'dy nir.t hills lllses the VciloW IIIOIIII. Oo, Twilight. tr-ititiint on tin; vcrgr- 'Twi.t shadowy artli and shadowy nir, Fold peaceful hands on n''i'ful Im-ast, vreud starlit wings and n"iit 1 v ljc.tr To heaven's unto a Imrdi'u sweet - Tint world' low vesper prayer. - I'lurcnc,. L'rmy, in Youth's Companion. A FIERY ADVENTURE. I1Y WIM.IAM M. OltAVDO.V. Tho old rod mill stood on tho shoro of tlio Susqu liiiiinii, a quarter of u lnilo ubovo tho vill.igi) of Fuirview, mul w.is n popular fishing resort with tlio boys of th) neighborhood. It wus built oil piles at t h i corner of a log ilinn th it project 'd several hun dred yurds across tlio riv -r. Ill pusl time whole forests of tim ber bud been sawn into boards here, but now tho mill wan fulling to ruins, und its machinery whs rusted und use less. Tho ilond gates h id not lii'i'li lifted for years, uinl under tlio holes uf tho rotten lloor 1-ty deep, still water. Through oik! ol those holes Hum Gerrish, n lad of sixteen, was bobbing for eels on 11 dark September iii(.;l.t. ) hud u short linn an 1 pole, and to the end of tlio line was tied a fat bunch of angle-worms. A recent ruin h nl mudilied tho water, and the eels were biting hungrily. In a wooden bucket throe of tho slimy e routines were wriggling uboiit. Just us there came an extru hard tug ut the bait n heavy footstep out side the mill gave Sumo so sudden it Hcuro that ho let roiland line slip from his ha:nls and neeid :irtully ups'ttlie biieket by ft knock of his elbow. As he listened sharply, ho Inard two per sons talking in gruff tunes. They no1 mml to have uuso 1 out-iido the door. Thj mill wns in a lonely spot, and Hum wus satisfied that the intruders could huvo ennui hero for no good. O.i the impulse of the moment he rose to his foot aii,l crept to a nearby lad der that gives iici'os. to a loft over Loud. He softly mounted the rungs and st'etehod liiuiieif on the Hour above in such u position that he could look down. He was just in time. A narrow bar of light from it dark lantern flushed over the rotten plunks below, mid two dusky figures advanced to the foot of the ladder, which stoo l close to the end of Hie mill. At first Sim thought he w.is (Uncovered, but ho knew bel ter when the light vauishe l.and a low Voice muttered : "Take the lantern, .John, mid put tho thing through in half n min ute. " "Hadn't we better give it up?" flaked a herniating voice. "This is ugly work, Dave, mid if wo are found out " "There's no danger," tho first speaker broke in, angrily, "und what's more, its too late to buck out now. 1 put up tho money a year ago to in sure this rotten ol I Hliuiily, and when it burns down wo get a thousand dol lars apiece, 1 ain't fool enough In throw that nway, if you are." "Hut tho company may BllHpecl, Dave. " "Let them," was tho flereo reply. "Suspicious mo no account without proof, and thin they'll never have. If you're going to weaken, get out of this and keep your mouth shut. 1'il do the job alone. " For u moment there w is silence, broken only by u rustling uu I clink ing noise. Then the light from the lantern showed the two men stooping over a heap of p.ipar uu 1 striving b.i hind the ladder. One had u bottle and tho other a bunch of matches. Up above. Sun's heart was beating like a trip hummer. He was a sharp lad, and the conversation he had jmt overheard made the meaning of the plot as clear as daylight to to him. He kll' iv the plotters wed, for both live I in Fail view. John D e'ior w.is the owner of the inill.au I uu old iiiau w ho Lad hitherto borne u fairly good repu tation. Dave Marsh was ', yours younger, and of notoriously evil char acter. Evidently the pair had conspired to insure the mill for far more than its value, and then burn it down to se cure 111.) insur.ut louey. Af'er waiting u reus in il..! length of imij they were now about to commit th criminal deed. Sun Win horrified an I d e." I 1 v the discovery, uu 1 before he could muk up his mind what to do a laughable thing hiippcucd. One of tho escaped eels a long, thick fellow wriggled swiftly across tho btup of shavings. "Snakes!" yelled Dave Marsh, und he jumped back in such a hurry that he knocked tholuhler looso from above, and narrowly mi-s-'d being pinned un der it when it fell with u crush. He recovered from his fright imme diately mid joined lieckcr in a search for tho reptile. They saw it slip through a hole in the floor, but they were not close enough to discover its rout nature. Hud they turned the lantdii in u wider rudius they must have seen tho bucket, aud then their suspicions would huvo been iiroiised. "It was nothing but ft witter-snak"," muttered Decker. "You made ft nice racke', and some one may have heard it. Wo must get out of this." "All right," assented Marsh. "It only needs the finishing touch now." Ho took a couple of steps forward and bent down. Meanwhile, Hun, whoso horror hud given place to u spasm of mirth at the occurrence, wus pressing his face against the Moor to smother the laugh ter that threatened to betray him. When he remembered the serious side of the situation uu I looked to see what the plotters were doing ho found them gone. Wln re they h id bto od a sort of u fu e was burn in,' with little pull's of Ham..'. Hud Sam been down oil the Hoof he could have extinguished the lire in its pres 'lit stute by a stamp of his foot. He knew this, and it maddened him to think that tho loss of the ladder made him a prisoner. He wasted tint f a min ute in hesitation, and then, us tho dis tance was not more than lil'teen feet, he d cidod to drop and take the chime s of breaking through the rotten boards. Hut just as lie win in the net of swinging through I li-j opening by his hail Is the burning fuse reached the paper und shavings, which wuro satu rated with oil. They burst into a fu rious blaze, and at one i tho roaring ll. imes spread to the dry tiuihir. The conflagration wm beyond con trol now, though there was still un op portunity for Kun to have Hived him self by jumping. Hut he feared to risk il in Hie fuce of the llimes.and when n draught of air sucked a voluni j of smoke and spark upward h) tumbled hack with a su bb n realization of his peril. For several minutes he groped blindly over the lloor, searching for a window that ho knew opened on the laud side of the mill. Then tho in creasing red glare from below gave him a partial light, and lie siw what ho wanted. To his horror tho shutter of tho win dow was closed, und it hud been so long in that condition that it would not bulge. Hi! thumped and pounded it in vain. The open trap was within a f.;w feet, und the licit uu I smoke soon compelled him to ab union his cH'orl and retreat to the forward end of tho loft. Now his plight Beouied to bo hopeless. There were no other win dows, und he could u iitlie.r pull up liny boards of the lloor nor liud u hole large enough to allow him to drop through. Ho run wildly hero und tlier ', kick ing, pounding and shouting for help. Tho whole rear of tho mill w is now one roaring blaze; red llinics were shooting up into the loft, und spirks and smoke were curling thickly for- w a I'd. Suddenly loud cries and trampling feet were heard outside. Sam knew thitt people hud arrived from the vil lage, nlld ho shouted mid yelled nt the to of his voice. Ho imagined that the crowd answered, but the thought that they were powerless to aid him banished this last ray of hope. Another minute slipp id by while the lluiies rolled nearer. From lloor to roof the reur of tho building was ablaze. Suddenly the red glare showed S tin an old ax lying at his feet. Ho seized it its a drowning man grabs at n straw, mid desperately at tacked tho perpendicular plunking that covered tho front end of the mill Harder and f tster ruined thu furious blows, while the stilling yellow smoke cul led around him, and the tongues of ll nil .' hissed angrily iu his cars. I'ru.di! down clattered one board. Crash! went another. Through the gip Sum saw the crowd lining the slim e to olio side, mid the ipiiet sur face of the dam, broken by rocks, just below Li t in. There was one singte spot where tho water was deep enough for such ft lolty jump. If he could strike it, he might o-citpe with u ducking ; if he miss-d, the cruel rocks awiiite I him. Ho drew back t iwai'd the Humes as far lis he dared, spring forward through the gai und plunged deep into the yellow wati r between two ledges of rock. Not until willing hands hud pulled Sii.it to shore did he realize that he was suspected of sitting tiro to the milL Ho speedily cleared himself of that churge, and tho effect of his startling and somewhat incoherent tale was to send tho crowd iu hot pursuit of ltocker and Marsh, who hud been tho lirst to reach the lire, but had since disappeared. The mill was left to tho mercy of the Humes, mid Sam went home with n very thankful heart and a thumping headache. Ho wus all right by morn ing, and the first thing lie heard wus that the incendiaries had been caught in n neighboring town. Doth men were couvicted mi l sen tenced to imprisonment on th strength of Hum's ovidouce.aud the grateful insurance company presented him with lilty dollars in consideration of his having saved them forty times that bum. Frank Leslie's l'leiisunt Hours. How Koyultj Marries. It hns been arranged indefinitely that tho niurriago of pi ineiss M-tud of Wales to princo Charles of Den mark, second of the three sons of the crown prince and crown prince! s of Denmark, will takejilace in the Chapel lloyal.St. .Fumes' l'uluee, London, on July 1. Tho archbishop of Canterbury assisted by the bidiops of Loudon and Winchester will olllciute. There will be u procession in stute from Diickinghiim l'liluce to St.. Fumes' Pulaco aud the Chapel Iloyul, and us the distance between the two pitluecs is very short, many thousands of peo ple will bo disappointed in their hopes of witnessing the pageant. However, everything po-isiblo will bj done to give the public as good a view as pos sible of tho turn nit of royalty, find u most attractive spectacle is antici pate d. Tho (Jiii't ii will take part in tho ceremony, the streets, the park, and tho mull adjoining tho palaces will bo held by the Horse Guards, Life Guards, (lie.nulier Guards, Scots Guards, Coldstream Guards aud other foremost regiments. After the wedding there will bo two breakfasts at Ducliinghaiii jmhice one for the members of tho royal litinilies in the state dining room, tho uthcr in the state bull room for the general company. Only near relu tives of the family are coming to Lon don from tho Continent for the occa sion. Ihe royal break lust, luereiore, will be quite a family iill'air. Princess "Hai ry," us Maud is popu larly known, will huvo eight brides maids her sister, Princess Victoria of Wales; Princess Ingeborg mid Thyra of Denmark, sisters of the groom jPrineoBs Victoria of Sehleswig Holsteiu ; Princess He.ttrix of Saxe Coburg und Golhu ; Princess Alice of Albany and Princess Eua and Victoria of Dattetiberg. The Prince of Wales has taken Ap pletoii House, on the Sundringhum estate for Princess Maud mid her hus band, and the young couple will spend lour months there every year. The Largest Hater Lily. The very largest species of tho water lily family is found iu the swamps and lagoon of Central Amer ica, says the St. Louis Republic It was first discovered by white men in June, 1801, but was not named until 1S;17, when Dr. Lindslcy, the Hiitish botanist mimed it Victoria Kegiuu, iu houor of tho young F.ug lish Queen. Seeds were lirst taken to F.ngluud iu 18.VI, mid in 1H.":5 were taken to Massachusetts. In both cases lilies were successfully grown. The leaves of this immense lily lire of such enormous size that no one will believe tho stories told concerning them until they have seen and meas ured one themselves. Wliou it is asserted that single leaves of tho plant are from live to nine feet iu diameter, one can readily understand why most people demand oculur proof before believing or repeating the story. In Central America it is said that they have been found more thou twleve feet iu din meter! Their gigantic leave have there, edges upturned in such n mtuincr that they can bo used lis boats, their weight-sustaining power being surprisingly great. The (lower itself is no pigmy of a blossom, often exceeding two teet in diameter. The color lunges iu the dill'ercut varieties, immaculate white to the very deepest crimson. All of the principal bo tanical gardens in tho United States have now specimens of the Victoria Regiua in their collection, und one man at least, a Mr. Sturtevunt of Now Jersey, is "fixed" for supplying the giiiut lily market. Iu Europe speci mens of the plant are not so common, but most of tho largo conservatories havo them on exhibition. A space has boon cleared near Sochi, Uussia, for the erection of a palace for the Czar. The site is most picturesque, and the edifice will face tho waters of tho Dlack Hen. y irr' t . ' ,i ; .. V lv'N r :' i Til K Sl'U Ut M AS. Old Wiiit'T is a sitiiey num. And flays hi- Juki's wln'ii"Vr he ean, And wh"ii lie i'1'vers yn'i with sii 'W, TlM'ii i Wnklin mi his way ! t ll g". Oft .iTn:' slly m Hie night, And hurley candy, '-'.'-ar and bright. Hangs -nit upon i u h separate twig, Oa this mil' small, mi that one lag, Wile all around, iu frnlie mood, II e.t h hill and Held and wood A pure white Migar dust will throw, Tii'Mi sil ui'.ly doili homeward go! And when tl arly morning hreaks, And fresh fruu sleep th" I my awakes, p.. sees nut-idi' hN w indow dim V ha tic (; y.ln w,s ,,,ne f..r him, A i I fr i:n the house whh eager f et It ins out Into Hie .-hilling street, Scooping the sugar in hot haste. Thinking 'twill so swe-t to ta.-t". lint when a mouthful he has t.i'en, The pleasure soon is hot in pain, Ty llnd it only Id as i-e. Turning to w.iut iu a trice! So Winter is a rogue you see, 1'oing such mad pranks constantly. While in hehin I the hedge h- hides. And all the day unseen aid les. For the Herman. ASI.fXP OX THK WATER. Writing of the habits of the fur soul, a naturalist tells how luxuriously these creatures like their Hup iu the billows of the sen. The thick layer uf blubber ond the coats of soft fur in w hich these seals are enveloped enable them to sleep with comfort on t ie herd le Iges of the shore, and it makes them seem nil the greater favorites of Nature that she takes them to her bosom in tho yielding waves of the sea. As they rest on the water they seem to sleep as soundly und us comfort ably,, bedded on tho waves or rolled by the swell, ns they do on til! bind. They lie on their back, close th 'if fore (lippersdown across the chest, and turn tho hind ones up und over, so tint the tiiis red on their necks and chins, thus exposing only the nose and tho hods of tin; bin I flipper above water, nothing else being seen. In this position, unless it huppeli to bj very rough, tho seal goes to sleep, ns did tho subject of that memorable song, who wu "rocked iu tho cradle of tho deep." New York Mercury. TUB KSOWISU (lAMRCOCK. Wo nil remember the story of the Athenian artist, who painted cherries so naturally that even tho birds were deceived and came to peck ut them. A modern iucilent illustrates in a somewhat similar manner the power of pictorial art to deceive, ond ut the sumo time seem to show a good deal of reusouing intelligence in ot Icii-d one member of the feathered tribe. Mr. Scott L 'ig'uton, tho lioslon art ist, tells tho story of a pet gamecock which he kept iu his stu lio. Having ut one time to paint the portrait of a large-sized gamecock for u patron, the pet sulVeied a gre.it deal from the domineering spirit ol the larger bird, and got so that he never could see him without living into a rage. After the picture wus completed and the feathered model had been removed, tho canvas remained iu tho studio, standing on the floor. One day the little gftnioeoek was picking his way about tho studio, when he suddenly caught sight of the counterfeit presentment of his former enemy. With ft scream of rage lie gave one leap and, Hying nt the pic ture, struck his spurs into it again mid iiL'uiu. The next timo that ho wns given an opportunity ho repented tin attack, and it became the almost daih amusement of tho nrtist and his friends to witness these impromptu cock-tights between a live bird and dummy. At last one day tho littlo fellow resting n moment after an unusiiall spirited attack, happened to cock hi- hcud on one side so as to get it look behind the picture. For an instani ho was diimfoun led. Ho looked ii. front and saw his old enemy, as lui;e as lite; another glance behind, und he was more than ever puzzled. He thru deliberately walked behind and around the picture several times, care fully surveying it, and finally with spiteful llirt, uu 1 with an nir of dis gust that would huvo dono credit to n human being, marched away and hid himself. Never after that day could bo be persuaded to attack tho piotnro, or in- Iced to 1'iiy the sliilit. s' attention to it. He had poind rated t he sham nil I would have no more of lL Our Ani mal Friends. I'HOTOilU.MUIIN.i A WHW.R. Whether ii certain whale that break fasted, dined an 1 stiopod every day ill the Suutu C ituliuu channel, went out one morning with th it -tri iiiuiaii oi of being photographed, I really Ctu- init say; but t'.e; pictgre was certain ly taken. Living in the neighborhood the whale was probably f inniiar with tie: steamer that pljwed daily through its tuing-room ; nn 1 if it was ut nil on observing whale, it init-t have noticed on the morning iu question uu un usual commotion on the deck of the steamer, an 1 this is whit it saw. Th passengers were crowding about the rail, and on the upper deck stoo I ;i man and a little girl, tiie f ir.ner hold ing a sijii ue, Mark l" into which he looki d earnestly. And it t In: w iiai e h id Come a little lieal er this is what he might have hoard : "Will he 1 ink ple.i uut ?" it-dud ti e litt le girl of her companion. "1 hope so," in! replied, glancing rapidly from the camera to the whale that wus thou swimming u lew hundred feet aw ay. The passengers h id lirst observed it a mile or more distant, when the little girl said it was "dancing on its tail." It hud really leaped out of the water, und for it few leeoud exposed almost ils entire buck most astonishing spectacle ami then had fallen back into Ihe sen v. it i a thundering crash. Soon it came to the surface again, mid shooting a clou 1 of vapor into th" air that slowly limited away, at intervals disappeared and reappc ired until it finally came ulougsi le the steamer, swimming along within a short dis" tuneo. Jt wiii then tii.it the fortunate possessor ,,f I h,. eaineia secured a good position near the rail, and waited, as his little companion hud said, for the whale to "look pleasant." Ii inking pleasant in thi inslaucc, meant foi the whale lo show a large pot-lion ol its body above, the water. It was now swimming just below the snrluce, its Inge black form, sixty or seventy feet iu length, distinctly visible, pro pelled by the iiiidiiluting movement of th(! tail. Hiiildculy it rose, showing just the portion around tli blow holes, and with a loud pull' the hot breath burst into th-j air, was con densed and iu ii littlo cloud drifted a way. "Didn't ho look pleasant?" asked flic littl" girl, earnestly. "Not ipiito pleusiint enough," said the photographer, ns ho peered into the liny window of the cim -ra that icllectcd the sea m brilliant tints. "1 could catch tho spool, but I want to wait until he throws his entire head out of water and looks really pleasant before I touch the button." It was an exciting moment, us never, so far us known, had a living whale.in ihe open ocean, posed before a camera, or a photographer seen so huge un iiuininl obligingly swim along, allowing its picture to bo taken. "It's a tame whale, isn't it?" said tin- little girl, as the whale gradually came nearer. "He certainly does not seem very timid, replied her companion ; und as lie spoke, pull'! ciiiui! the spouting like the escape of steam, the vapor actually drifting aboard the steamer into the Iu' cs of tho passengers. The wluilo was now so near llmt the barnacles upon its back could be seen, and one mini was sure that hi! saw its eye. Suddenly it sank, und all that could be seen iu the littlo win dow was the dtueiug waves an 1 the white sails of myriads of volellus that covered the surface, scudding along before the fresh trade wind. Then, without warning, the creature as sud denly rose again, showing a large ureit of its buck, sending ut tho same time a cloud of misty upor into tho air, is its top or dorsal tin appeared. The photographer saw it iu tho little win low, and evidently thinking that the w hale looked us pleasant ns ho iu all probability would, touched the but ton, and, so fur ns is known, took the tirst photograph of a living whale in tho open ocean. St. Nicholas. First Hay at School. Loving Mother Well, Tommy, dear, rthut did you learn ut school today? Tommy (with an nir of disgust) Humph ! didn't learn nothin'. Loving Mother Didn't leuru noth ing? What did you do, then? Tommv Didn't do iiothiu'. A aoinan wanted to know how to spell nt' I told her that's all. Judge i ok j in: iiorsEwm:. TO M KK HO WW. Don't throw away 1 trge feathers of .liie';-, chicken uu I turkey, but trim t'uc p'tinies from tho stalk, inclose them in n bright big, rub or kueud t:ie iu tss us if washing it, nudyoil will get a perfectly uniform mil light down, nie ) for quilting cuveilets and for other pit' p ises. Mr.NllS ALMOST' ANYTiUN'ii. "An excellent ceindit for jntliding almost anything," said an experienced Umsewifc recently, "miy lie mu le by mixing together litharge un l glycer in: to tiie c itiiisteney of thick cream or fresh putty. Th.) con 'tit is useful f.ir iu.'U I n ; stone l u s or any coarse earthenware, stopping leak in seams of tin puis f'r wash-boilers, cracks it:i 1 hob's in iron kettles. etc. It my iilso b i us ' l to f isten on lanio tops, or tighten loos : nuts, to s cure loose boils whose nuts are lo.t, to tighten loos.' joints uf w iod or iron, or in many other way aim it the various kitchen utensils, the range, s.tik, mi l m the piintry lilting". In ail c is. s the ar ticle lueud : 1 should no. In used until the o in- lit is hird oiel, w aieli will require from on ! d ty to :i week, no cni' ling to the quantity us; I. 'J'iii c Tiii'iil will resist the action ol water, hot or cold, acids, and almost imj degree of heat. " VAIMofS 1SKS of SALT. One pint of fine salt mixed with two pints of woo lush's and mixed with witer will m in! cracks in stoves. When clinker., accumulate in the grate, throw iu a handful of salt, let stand a few minutes and th.-y will be easily removed. A teasp .onl'iil added t ) tin) water iu which cut (lowers are placed will preserve them for u considerable time, mid n little rubbed on the grid Les be fore greasing will prevent cake from sticking. Damp salt will remove tho diseolonitioiis caused by tea on cups and s ucers; if sprinkled immeliately over any spot where something has boiled over on the stove, there will bo no o lor, and th:; sp it will bj easily cleaned. A teuspooufnl put iu a kerosene lamp will iiiuke the oil give a brighter iiglit, mid u small pinch lidded to the starch will prevent it sticking to the irons. If your ingrain C'irpcl looks dingy sprinkle a little suit over it mid let it lie for at least live minutes, th ui sweep it thoroughly mid you will bo surprised how much brighter it will look. One of the best things or cleaning brass is salt dissolved in vinegar. Cot ton fuhric are less likely to fade il till" wed to lio for a short time iu a strong solution of salt uu I water. Sprinkle damp suit around where there are moths and they will speedily take their departure. If u small pinch is added lo tho whites of cg;s tiny will frol quickly. Small do.es giy.'u at short intervals will stop hemorrhage of the lungs, fot slings or lutes of any kiu.l of insects apply it d imp an 1 bind tightly; foi n i :l fa 1 gin or severe p iuii ill the stotu- ncii, fill u in i si i :t bag, heat it and lav itagiiu t the aeliiug place. 1 1' th: throat is very sore, wring u cloth out ot'c il l silt water and bind around the in c';, covering with u dry towel; uwoik iiiliitiou gurgled will also help the throat. A sponge bath in salt water will arrest night sweats, and if use 1 cold is one of the best so lutions for restoring firmness of thu llesh ; bathe the lace upward nud then wipe dry. Oue-hull' u teuspooufnl dissolved iu a little wat r will almost instiiutly reliev i dyspip.iu, or c ue Oolio. iu a grown person. Two teiispootisl'iil iu about a halt pint of tepid wat 'r w ill act its an emet ic, or if stiutlVd up the nostrils will relieve a cold iu th : h 'ad or catarrh. Salt should bo eaten with nuts to nid digestion. Home i) won, ll".( I1T..S H dognu Siusage- I! il bologn fiom one hour an I n h ill to two hours. Serve with n will of mushed polatous nud thick brown giuvey outside tin potatoes. L bster Timb tie --T.iko three pounds of lobsterteooke 1 ). Picli mi at out of shell mi 1 chop very line. Add a little thickened ereiint nud heat nil to a scalding point. Then lino rice ring mol l with s ill-co iked ric nu I p it the prepared lobster iu. Turn all out on a dish mi l pour over till it w hite er am sane i. l'.,gs Convent Fashion - T ike two or three large onions, slice thoni very thin and fry till a nice brown. Have reii 1 . h ii I -I oz in tint il-1 1. ii It-. I egeu cut in si. cos an 1 a cup ol n IC" hi hi stoei. w nh a littlo lloiir uux"d in it; a l l the eggs to the onions, ihoii nvour in the gravy, and stir it ad tiK tilt gravy has thickoued. Hjrve Yory.iot. When tlio CI reus (nines to Town. When posters yellow and n d und green Are spread over everything. 1' . t' ll of the magical sights to be seen In the tent of the siiwdu-t ring, When jockev and elephant march in t .e rear Of the painted and ullid el own. We know we have reii-ln-d the time of the year When the circus has come to town ! Ka di youngster rushes to follow and look When the hhire of the hand In" hears. And isTuiidiiiu l.euni.- from over her hook, "I guess that 1 11 take th" dears!" And papd, of course, has to go with the rest To attend to the matter of cost. And brother is suddenly much distressed best th" young ones might get lost ! And mamma concludes she'll have to go, For with all of theui out of sight. With the Hons und tigers itroiind. at the show, She'd I"' sure to expire of fright. And sist'-r. till suddenly, too, displays An iilTeclioiiute mild distrust l.esl they might run nway with the elreus c rune. And declare Hint go she must ! The minister watches the guy parade With it twinkle incased in u frown, And he seldom inquires where his little hoy Play-d W hen the circus has come to town ! for u real l...v once, is n hoy though grown, On the day of the sawdust ring. Wlc'i, the cij,rcii Low at th" gil l"d thrmio Where the tillseled e .Wll sits killg I - New York l'n ss. IH'MOISOI'S. Perkins (to Jenkiti-) 1 heard this morning that Harlow hud been ar rested. What has he done? Jenkins Everybody. Mrs. Musiciis Did you have much trouble in learning to sing so beauti fully? Mi-s Frankly Yes ; especially with tin.' neighbors. Tommy Paw, what sort of orders nn: ".sweeping orders" that the papers talk about? Mr. Figg Just wait till your mother gets to liousecleuuiug. "Did the jury find tho prisoner guilty?" inquired u mun concerning ft burglar. "No sir," responded tho policeman, "I hey didn't liud him at all. He got away." Mrs. Nix I hope you are not afraid of work. Weary Willie (uneasily) I ain't exactly nfrnid mum ; but I nl wnys feel fidgety w hen dere's ituything like dut around. First Foreigner What do tlioso people in the gallery mean by yelling "ruts?" Second Foreigner Those must be tho cut calls of which wo read. "Jt is said there is little dilYcrenco between gonitis utnl insanity?" "Well, there's one important dillc rcuco the authorities protect us from tho luna tics." Nell Chollio told me 1 list night ho thought my face would stop uu nngel in its flight. Hollo Don't you think you'd belter practice on a clock tirst, my dear? "Mr. Perkins, what is your idea ol culture?" "Well, Mrs. Perkins, it is letting new neighbors iiioveiu without looking to sec what kind of furniture they have. "What can it be that has como be tween Dawson und his wife? They used to be so happy together." "Mrs. Dawson got the (dialing dish habit." "O, too bad. Poor Dawson ! " "To my mind," remarked Squildig, "Niinseti's greatest dillicitlly is Hot finding the north pole." "What i Niinseti's greatest difficulty?" asked MeSwidigeu. "Finding his way back home," Farinei'ii Wife What does tho weather lndieut loiis in the paper suy? Daughter--Clear and warm. "What does the Aim. nine say?'' "Wind and storm." "Well, it do b. nt nil how these scientists disagree." (liitiierz Look here, ', ipfer, do you belii ve m the transmigration of souls? Zapfer No; do you? liutin-rz Most certainly 1 do ; and I tun thoroughly convinced that 1 was an ass at tho tunc J lent you those titty dollars. Mrs. May-Fair Well, Mrs, Par vie New, how does your daughter prog' res.-, in her piano lessons? Mrs. Par-vi"-Nev 1 ain't no uiu-icoiii myself, but 1 did hear her teacher say only yesterd y, "I'.uima, my child, you'ro quite ten bars ulfiid !" So she must lie getting on. "Do you know, Mrs. Hoard man," said the young ninu who wus two months behind in his board, "by menus of the cathode rnys I could tell ivt-rythiug that is in that plate of hash." "N i ll, it's my opinion," re plied Mrs. Hoiirdmnn, "that peoplo tiowii'luys want to know too much for nothing." Ail That Mas Claimed. "Why so sad, Wilbur?" "liost my wheel. Hoiight it from a man who said it would go like the wind -mid it did. Went like tho deuce for an hour, and tie it d o il dow u com- n ctelv. 11 -I I'd .' ! iznr. The German win ii irs from the fifth century to the ti nth worn bonis ou Uu-ir helmets.

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