entutltum gUcartl. 0f II. A. LONDON, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, RATES ADVERTISING Oie square, one insertion Ote square, two insertions One square, one month 11.00 1.80 8.60 $1.50 PER YEAR Strictly in Advance. VOL. XVIII. PITTSBORO CHATHAM CO., N. C, MAY 28, 18. NO. 40. For larger advertisements libi'el con racts will be made, mum SAVING A TRAIN. I!Y EVA T.OVF.TT. "To stay nt homo nil tlio evening alone, while you ami papa go out, mamma, I Jou't want to!" exclaimed Madge, in dismay. "I would rather goto some one's hoilso-- Kit tic's or Belle's r "You cannot go!" answered licr mother, decidedly, "There will be Marian, you know, asleep upstairs. And Muriuu has climbed out of her crib several times lately. It would not bo safe to leave her alone. 8lie might even g.d out of tbo bouse." "Hut I inn afraid of hiirgliiia or bears 1" CNoliiim :il Madge, hu.til.v-. This was absurd. The small town Wns n peaceful one, and Madgo was n fearless girl. Mr-, (traysoti looked at her foolish littio daughter, and laughed. "You lire safe enough. We shall only be gone u few hour-. If you lire readily; you will scarcely notice thu tiiuu pass. Besides that, deal," feho laid her hand upon tbu gill's shoulder, "wo never no anything worse than our own thoughts, Don't think about it !"' Madge felt very migry, at with n gloomy faeo she watched from tbo win dow her mother u:id father drive awny. Then she turned biiek to the room nnd tossed tho book alio bud been reudiug across tbo table. "If it was anything wortli tloiiur! But to stay nlono put to t.iko e.iro of a baby! Tho girl in that story sig naled a train in time to save two hun dred and fifty lives and tho passou gees gave her a purse of gold !" MaJgo picked up tbo book again, r.ud found the placj. "J'hre! 'She waved her red lan tern back and forth !' (Probably only a bicycle lantern, liko mine.) That's worthwhile! Bit to sea tramps and burglars an I ghosts, pcrhips for tho snko of b.iby ! " Sua shut tho book with a bang. She leaue l out of tho window. It was a plea-nut d.iuc ui'hr. l uere was 110 moon, but in tbo half-dusk she saw n few stars Tbo laughter of sonio children up tho street emu faintly to her cars. Then she hoard a train whistle. "That s tho 'eight up trail). The niuo o'clock down' has a sharper whistle." Quick its the traiu dashed through tho uight a thought darted into her mind. Where did it como from? "Tbo other day, father hoard one of the conductors s iy tUj r iiU u lodod tightening. Suppose ouo should bo loose und tlio ciiginuur not know it. " Madge shut tho window and walked quickly across the room. Halfway to the door sho stopped. If nii'h a ter rible emergency an this wero possible, was it, or was it not her business to Btop it? Was it possible? A queer jumble of thoughts call go through a girl's head in tivu minutes. Madge had been taught to obey con Bcienlioiisly and to bo honorably faith ful to any tiust ; but tin feeling that her task was, utter all, a fool ish one, conquered. Hor mother had r.ot considered that to Hive, perhaps, i!o0 lives was of more consequence than to prevent Marian climbing out of be 1. Suppose she brought home a purse of gold! She shut tin door decidedly after her, and ran d own-stairs. Tlio bicycle stood ill tbo entry bdoiv. Madge un hooked tho lantern and stepped qiick ly outside of th- do jr. Then she Lcsituted agaiu, but finally drew the door shut and turned away. "I shall bo buck soon," she thought. Probably bho had no plans of doing anything in particular, alibou;;h she felt quite capable. -,of doiu-r tbo most heroic aeiious sbo had over heard of. Ah Madgo turned up tho streot sbo heard tho merry talk of a group of girls coming toward her. Ivulier in tbo evening this would huvo been pleiiBnii! ; but sbo did not cure for their society uow. To avoid them she rau hastily ilt .vn a side street. ' And this turn-out somewhat coufused her. With tbo lantern swinging iu her band sbo ran a few squares aud made a few inoro sharp turns up ouo uufa miliar street nnd down uuother. Be fore sho expected it she reached tbi outskirts of the littio town, and, just beyond, camo suddenly upon tbo rail road tracks. By thin time it waa as clrrk as a Juno uight can be. She felt bewildered. "1 don't see how tbo trucks came to run around here," sho muitercd. "But I'm glad I didn't como out near the station, nnyway !" Mad e walked along beside the track a short distance, holding tho lantern down to cxaiiiiuo tbo rails. To her horror she found her worst fears con riniKU. ocvotul ot tlio ru'li wer loose, and one actually misplaced King nearly itcross tbo ties ! "And this is only a little pieco o it!'' she exclaimed, tragically. Th opportunity sho had longed for, to save a few hundred people from a rail way uceideiit had come! M idgn drew her breath hard, nnd felt bold thought rise iu her heart. Sbo must stay there, and, holding the i.d lantern out, wain coming trains of their danger. Sic .struck a match, ni:d after several attempts with he shaking littio lingers, lit the lantern, and bitting down upon tlio gnus near, united anxiously for the expected train. one woini'TiM ii mere wero any more trains Hint uigiil. flic town wab a retired one, ami onlv boa .led ,,!' a couple a ilny. Sb'i hardly Knew if she Wished them to como or not. oho beiM'd several engines whistle, a short distance oil', but 110:10 of them came that way. Occasionally h'U(! waved her 1 intern, which was home satisfaction, a'tiiotigli tho re I I i 1 1 1 was not 1 bwered by any returning flush. Madge waited at her post for what s. Tined hours. No trains cam nlou that track to bo saved. She began to be a little weary of tho part of tbnnk less heroine. 1 he ground felt edd and damp. 1 be place grew darker, and a sense of its loiii liin-ss began to creep over her. Madge was growing it frniil. At tho bottom of her heart there was a tiny conviction that tbei-rt wm something wrong about this train-saving bnsiiies-i. Sbo looked nr nitid at tho group of dinky trees bjhin 1 her, and tbo dun lull beyond. Sno stood up. "I forget which roi l 1 cuu ?," sbo thought ; "but it muat bo l ite. Perhaps 1 bad belter go homo!'' She ihew tho shade over the lan tern, and turned aroiiii I to tbo road. As sho did so, "ouietbing lose up di lectly in front of her. A battered, bulking creature, who seonied to spring out of lho ground ! "Uou't scream !'' sui.l a gruff voice. "What yer doiu' heir?" Madgo gasped, too frightened 1 1 reply. Tramp, burglur or ogre, he was the embodiment of her worst fears! S'to trembled visibly, au.l pjr haps tho tramp thought she was too "small guiii'i" to d 1 anything but frighten. He looked her over with a chuckle. "P'raps yer wiiitiu for yer pa?" "Yes!" broke out Milge. As' if tho word set her Ir e, and, without heeding tho direction, s'.ie .sprang pa .t him, an 1 ran. Djini tbo road she went, and through tbo group of trees, before sbo stojip -d for breath. Sue gave a glance b diiul, fearfully; but tbo tramph idd s ippoireit. How pleas ant the sitting room seemed uow. f bbo were only at home ! Stopping a few moments to collect her scattered thoughts, sho cbnj tho road leading toward tho center of the town, an t walked briskly along it. For a short distance she weut steadily on. Then sbo camo to a group of house, mi l, as she drew near, some thing made her heart, aud then her feet, stand still. Was it a g'lost, thit white thing, iliitteriug, wiving, beckoning, in the clump of bushes near tlio ro.id feuce? What was it? Madgo felt cold chills all over her? A ghost? Tbi wis worn-) than the tramp! No matter which road th took now ! v She climbed tho feuge upon tho other bido of the roa l. and cutting across fields 1111 I around corners, 110 matter where, i i her hew terror, ni last arrived by a round lUmt way at the lower end of the familiar street in which she lived. During her beadlonp chase thouhls came thick and last. Wh it an alter able, desirable place homo was! S ip poso mother should get there first! How late it must bo 1 Uow horrid to have had to como suoh a loug way around I The house was ever so much further down tho street than ever be fore V And now for tho third timo a sud den shock nuide Madge's heart beat fast. What was this? Illuming up tho streot toward ber came a queer, littio white figure. Its feet made no sound upon tbo pave ment. Its little robe flouted and flut tered. Nearer and nearer it came, running on. Then a big lump grew iu Madge's thront. She knew not what it was! Suppose sbo had not been there to meet the little white figure! For it was buby Mnriuu! "Couldn't find you all over," tho baby stam-uered, creeping into Madge's arms. "Everybody all gone !" Madgo picked her up, nnd somehow got insiUu the front door with her. Then sho broke down, and cried and trembled with the baby in her arms. Hippily, just then, tho carriage drove up, und father was iu time to help her upstairs, for Madgo needed carrying as much as tho baby, And, by und by, mother camo into her room, and Madge, ashamed and weeping, told ber "all about it." L ite that night, Madge heard father laughing iu the next room. He said; "So, she but by Ihat deserted old car-track to save a train did she? And sbo met a tramp, you say? And a ghost? Poor child! Well, alio needn't be punished for running away. She's been punished enough." Certainly she did not wish to be punished; but as shivering Madgo listened to him, sho did think father was Hot .'cry synipnl hetic. After all, sho hud been iu time to save the baby! New York I ndi pendent. A 'lYii-IMlar N'rcct-Cur Ticket. A Baltimore lawyer came near pay ing 10 for a ride iu a street car a few days ago. With his wife he got on one of the City aud Suburban ears. Before the conductor called for the fares tbo lawyer's wife handed to her husband a coupon clipped from a Vir ginia Midland railroad bond and valued at $10. This was printed in red ink, aid looked like tbo enr tio'icts used 011 tin; City nnd Suburban road, except that it was somewhat larger. Tho lawyer slipped tbo coupon in his pocket mid forgot all about it. When tho conductor cl ed on the lawyer for fares bo took two tickets from h s pocket and gavi them up. Just before ho reached tbo corner where ho was to leavo tho car, ho no ticed that the conductor was counting his tickets preparatory to puuchiug them. One ticket appeared to bo a little longer than the others, aud tho lawyer idly watched the couductor un til that particular ticket was leached. As tbo couductor was about to punch a hole in it the lawyer realized that it was his wile's coupon, and with a yell that startled tho other passengers, jumped from his seat nnd grabbed tho baud of tbo conductor be fore the little punch could get 111 its work. Explanations were made, and the coupon was exchanged tor a car ticket, wiili its valuo unimpaired. Baltimore Fuel (ins for .llasa-cliiisctts. Henry M. Whitney has explained beforo tho legislative committee on manufactures, his plan for manufact- il'iug and dist ributing fuel gas, aud I be statements off red by blm nud bv ther gentlemen conversant with tbu matter fully Mistaiii tbo opiuiou ex pesseil in the journal, that tbo enter prise is one of tbo ino.t important for the industries of Massachusetts that haa ever boon projected. It is com paratively a short time siuce the 7aluo of tho by-products of tho process of making coal gas 1ms been understood ; nt tho prose ut day there is more iccount made of these products in Europe than in this country, and the oiindatioii of Mr. Whitney's jdau is he utilization of tbo chief of these roducts according to tho most ad- vuuoed processes known abroad. Thus tho proposed muiiul'acturo includes not only gas for fuel, to be piped wherever it is no ; led, but coko for manufacturing an I domestic use, tar which h is so many mechanic il uses, aud iimm inia with which to supply the nitrogen iu agricultural fertilizers. --Boston Commonwealth. Tlio (.ovei iiiuciit Likes I. oil. Somehow or other the United States government. H-'omi to g in a groit loal for red which mine people always upposed was a British color. They oiiv mostly re. 1 niauluts lor l.ie ndians. It is much used in the navy. I'he p islollice (leparluii nt paints its ;t- 1 boo- u hideous Vermillion, and makes its to c nt postage Mumps whie'i go into almost everybody's mouth of almost tho same glaring color- Philadelphia Times. BLEEDER FAMILIES. A Strange Hereditary Disease That Puzzles Scientists, iho Marriage of Afflicted Daugh ters Sometimes Prohibited. Ono of tbo most peculiar diseases ktiowu to medical science, writes Dr. J. F. Wbitniyer iu tho N.w Y'ork World is called "tho bleeder disease" or hoemophilia, as it is known to physicians. The history of this dis ease dates back to the writings of an Arabian physician, who died A. 1). 1107. Within recent years many cases have been reported. A person suffering from this strange disease is liable to tbo most severe and obstinate hemorrhages. They may occur without any apparent cause, or may bo tho result of tho simplest wounds, such as tbo scratch of a pin or tho prick of a needle. The disease is classed as hereditary, aud it bus even been called "the most hereditary of all hereditary diseases." A case of a bleeder family is re corded whero tbo predisposition to this peculiar disease could be traced back over a period of 200 years. Tho disease is much more common iu males than iu females, the ratio be ing about thirteen to one. AYheu it does occur in a female tho danger of fatal hemorrhage is said to bo much less than it is with a man. Although the disease is, us a rule, transmitted from 0110 generation to another, there are cases recorded iu which the dispo sition to bleed has been gradually lost in a family. Iu many cases death has followed such simple operations us vaccination, leeching, blistering ami tho extraction of a tooth. A person niil'ei in ; from this disease is liable to hemorrhage from the nose, mouth, lungs, stomach and any part of tbo skin. Tbo latter fact illustrates the source of the popu lar expression, "sweating blood." A Venetian barber is said to have bled to death from a wound received while clipping tho hairs from his nostrils. Post-mortem examinations have de termined little or nothing as to tbo cause of this disease. (bio observer called attention to tbo thinness and transparency of the veins and arteries. Another found that tho largo blood vessels wero smaller than normal. Others still have failed to find any of theso peculiarities in victims of the bleeders' disease. Most peculiar of all is tho remark able way iu which this disease is transmitted. In ir.okt instances the ilisen.se is banded dov, u by a nou blccder member of a bleeder family, and almost invariably by a feumlo member. This strange disease is most fre quently found in (ierman.v and (treat Brituiu. North America nud France are next in order. There is nothing of a distinctive charncter in tho constitutional con dition of a bleeder. Unless suffering from the effects of a recent hemorrhage, the subject may appear robust and iu tho best of health. A peculiarity of bleeders, although not constant, con sists iu their flue and transparent skin. The disease usually manifests it.i.lf at an early ugo, generally during the first year of life. Bleeders frequently suffer from general rheumatic pains. These pains are aggravated by certain kind3of weather. They lire always more severe during cold and wet weather. Tho changes occur with such regularity that tho sufferer is capablo of serving ns a veritable weather prophet. Iu some cases tho tendency to bleed disappears for years. This Is said to occur most frequently in tho") who Buffer from rheumatic explications. Only one sure remedy bus been tried to arrest the progress of this struuge disease. Tho marriage of tho duiiyh ers of a "bleeder family" has beou sometimes prohibited. Swallowed Tweuty-four F.irgs. There is an old adage about tbo folly of attempting to tench one's graudmother to suck eggs; but this is not nearly to foolish as betting with a bootblack that he cannot swallow two dozen raw eggs iu twelve minutes as a young man found out recently, who tried tbo experiment. Ho was disgusted when telling tho story, aud called tho bootblack names. He came into town from his place iu the sub urbs recently, bringing four dozen of newly-laid eggs. Two dozen of those were purcha.-e 1 by a barber, and the shoeblack em ployed iu tbo barber shop looked w ith longing eyes 011 the other two doz- 11 aud said ho would liko to suck them. When asked if bethought ho could suc cessfully getaway with them ho said ho could an I that 111 short order. Tho man vi ho owned the eggs did not think so, and offered to bet tho Italian 1 that he could not swai.ow the eggs in twelve minutes. The bet was prompt ly taken, and the bootblack started iu, and iu three minutes aud a half the last of tho twenty-four eggs blid down his throat like sonpsiid 1 down a sink. He pocketed the stakes, nud taid ho would like another dozen of eggs to fill his stomach comfortably. O ic of tbo men who heard the story said ho euw a in in once undertake to swullow a dozen and a hall of eggs, nnd ho got along very well tiil fourteen were swallowed, when he came across one slightly overripe, which caused him to get rid of the whole in a hurry. An other listener said ho bad otico seen a man drink a quart of West India mo lasses without taking tho measure from bis mouth. Ho walked iff ull light, but Inter it was learned that ho neiuly died from the effects of the deed. Just what wid become of the boot black remains to bo been, but if bis experience does not "cure him of sucking eggs" it will be queer. Port land Oregouiau. Lissouiug J'.equiies Skill. "I lost that thumb by knowing too much," said the old stockmau, iu answer to a query. "I w is nothing but a tenderfoot, but I thought be cause I could rope a call iu a corral that 1 Could do anything anyone ilso co u I it. "The first day that 1 went out with my rawhide riata 011 my saddle some of tho men commenced trying to tell me how to rope u steer and how to take a tutu around the horn of the saddle with the riata when I wanted to bold him, but 1 told tin 111 1 guessed I knew how to do it, and I'm a thumb shy ill eonseipielice. "1 chucked the rope on a steer us he was running aud quickly wound the riata around the horn of tbo sad dle. There was a j .'lk, the steer went down, mid my thumb was crushed to a pulp. 1 h id, iu tal.iug n turn with the riata around the horn unwittingly got my thumb between tho ropo und tho pommel. When it tightened 1 I lost 1 1 1 v thumb. ! "When a cowboy holds a loop in J Ills right hand, ready I 1 throw, his I thumb is pointed towards him. Altei tiio throw it is natural for him to let the riata slide through his bail 1 from his little linger towards his thumb, but if ho attempts to wind it around tho Middle born 111 that way it is 10 to 1 that be will et his thumb tangled up as I did- After the throw ho has to let go of tbo riata entirely, seize it again, and ns be winds it around tbo saddle burn let it slip through bis baud from bis thumb low:r l his little linger. Just recollect that nihl it 111.-1 v fiive you a thumb." San Fraueise Post. An Artist's Practical .lake. Phil May, of Punch, seldom lets slip a chance to play a practical joke. Not long a;.;o he needed a policeman for a niodei. He went out into tbo street aud accosted tho first cue ho met, saying who ho was uud what ho wanted. "Como to my house at noou tomorrow," said Phil May, and he cave tho man his address. Tbe-.i ho walked nil a couple of blocks further until he met another bobby. This one was also willing to pose, uud be was likewise told to apply at 110011 of tho following day. Ttic urtist wandered about Lioudou for several hours mak ing appointments with policemen. The next day at 11. mil there was an en tire platoon of poiicj in front of Phil May's rebideiiee. A crowd collected, aud the reason for biicb an ariay was freely discussed. Some asserted that a den of autirchistsj had becu discov ered and was ubotit to be raided ; oth ers insisted that a swell gambling place was about to bo seized; others hinted at a murder or at some other mystery. A few minutes after twelve o'clock Phil May came to the door aud invited ull the polio .men into his gulden. There he line 1 them up aud inspected them. lie picked out the muu most suitable for his purposes, then handed to each of tho others 1111 1 nvclopo contuiiiing tho regulation fee for a bitting, nud dismissed them. Harper's Bound Table. Bad Lot Hying (bit. Tho career of "Cberokeo Bill" hanged at the age of 'JO, after a brief aud uuprosperoiis career as an outlaw, would bo a good text for a sermon on morality, but it would be useless to preach it, becaus; tbo class of degen erates to which Bill belonged does not read sermons'. He was a typo of tbo barbarism thut.i xists iu all civilization, and appears most conspicuous at its edge's. Education nud eulighteiimeut nre the best remedies for it, uud they are at work blow ly but effectively. Tho "Cherokee Bill" stylo of villain is dy ing out. It will soou ceaso to excite the admiration of untrained boys aud iho emulation of ilbiinoim men. Philadelphia Ledger. KM! THE HOUSEWIFE. 11KOIMNO FISif. When it is not convenient to broil fish over ud open fire it may be inc.-ly broiled in a very hot oven. Prepare as for the usual way of broiling, aud lay with tho bkiu down over a fish rack or on a piece of oiled paper iu a rousting pun. Cook on the upper grate of the oveu until browned, seasoning it at first with salt, pepper, melted butter, aud dusting with flour. To bo palata ble broiled fish should always be garnished with parsley aud crei-se" aud bliced lemon or a piquuut snuea New York Post- now to cook ccci-MnEns. Apart from the service of cucum bers, sliced, raw, and seasoned with salt, pepper, aud vinegar, to serve as a6u!ud or, more properly, with fish few cooks use them; those few muy fry them, uud rest there. Not only may they be fried plain or rolled iu Hour, beasoiied with fault and pepper, but they inny bo btewed, broiled, boiled, or baked, still retaining their appetizing qualities. A delicious ad dition to certain lish sauces Is grated encumber, or just enough of the juice to flavor a balad dressing. The j lice should be sparingly used, because it has a decided medicinal actun, but the grated pulp differs littio from the slice. I vegetable in its effect. New York Times. A SPANISH UKLICAI V. Some very odd but delicious cook ing is done among the Sp.iuisb families of S 111 Francisco. Here is a recipe that will bo found piquant and appe tizing: Heat an earthen dish over a luodcruto lire and melt in it a good sized pice J of butter; add a small onion minced tine, salt, pepper, a tea spoonful of minced parsley und ns much minced Chile pepper, or a table spooiiful of sweet pepper; break tho eggs one by one into the boiling but ter uud turn them as soou ns they are wet, using great euro not to break the yolks. Servo very hot in the same dish, which may be placed inside one of bilver. Now York World. TKMI'TIM? roSl-OCTIONS OF KUI. Eggs with Bice To 1 toacupful of boiled I ice add 1 tcncupful of milk, 1 tnblospooiiful of butter, II bcat. n eggs, 1 teuspoonful (scant) of salt and bake a light brown. Creamed Eggs Remove the shells from bard-boiled egg-', halve them Icugtbwise, nud nrraiigo them on a phittcreut sid ) down. Pom- sweet cream around, not over them, dust with salt and pepper. S.t the platter iu tbo oven to beat tbo cream. Serve hot. Eggs with Cheese Siicj hard-bo. led egg-, Jay iu a buttered dish sprinkled with bread crumbs, on each piece lay a thin slice of cheese corresponding in size, teatter over bits of butter, 11 tablespooiiful or two of cream, dust freely with popper, sprinkle on bread crumbs aud bake five minutes. Ivg (ieins Chop together equal quantities of stale bread and fragments of cold meat or fish, season with pep per, suit and a veiy littio minced onion, moisten with cream or miik aud a little butler, d reuse gem pant very thoroughly, fill two-thirds full with the mixture, break au egg on euch, spiiuklo with bread or cracker crumbs, nnd bake 10 minutes. lrorsEiioLu HINTS. A little saltpetre added to the water in which cut flowers are j ut will keep the flowers frebh a long time. To extract the juioo from an onion, cut tbo onion iu half aud press it against aul movo it slowly over u grater. Tho juieo will run off the poitit of tho grater. To bronze a plaster of Paris figure, Cover it with a thick dating of shellac varnish. When this is dry mix some bronze powder witb the varnish aud apply to tho figure, then cover with another coat of clear varnish. Piilim, rubber plants, mid all foli age plants used iu tho house bboiild have a weekly wash day. I'siui; a soft cloth or sponge, each leaf should receive a light washing with lu'.t- warm water, and the soil should lie j loosened about tho roots. Plant breathe through thoir leaves, undu' not grow uulos they are kept fpje from dust. Ink may be tnken out of paper in tho following way if tho stain is not too old: take a teaspooufiil of chlo rinated lime and pour over it just enough water to cover it. Tuk a piece of old luieu aud moisten it with this mixture, aud do not rub, but pa; tho stain, and it will slow ly disappear. If one application does not remove the btain let the paper dry uud then apply again, Ma ill ma's dil. :h puto her liiile arms about m". And klssep my faded lip-". Vml the nil's my tbrobhiau! terar1" With her rosy flnsrer tips he sets the house in neatest orier When n'l is in a whirl. 111l she tends tbehnl'V when mvheii a'-oe?. Mmwi't'K girl. ?be smiles, ami wl'hher happy lu'ighter f'rives nil our tears away . o one know.- how (0 he sad or angry, After living with her one daw he is like the little Hush of sunshinfl Thai lies In ber bonny euris. Vud mery one loves ber who knows hor Mumuia's girl, tb- lc-jt of girls. Womankind. Ill M0R01S. Teacher What is a pedestrian? Johnny A person who doesn't ride a 'jike. Tommie What is n tailor's goo6e, mp? Pop I suppose it is whut he makes duck trousers on. A. -Is that really true? Ii. My ilear b liow, I always tell the truth ; but this is an absolute fact. She Did you see the Latin quarter while in Paris? Ho No; but 1 got "tvi-ral lead Irnucs passed on me. Wizwny whut is meant by a pass ing regard ? Juzby The regard in which you're held by people who bow to you bill don't stoji to speak. "Alas! father, I have lust my heart," wailed the heroine. The villaiu scowled. "Careless girl!" ho ex claimed betuuen bis clinched teeth. He Is Ihat your daughter in the parlor, hinging? Sue Yes ; she's only killing t;m Well, she ought to have no trouble doing it with that Voice. "X iw, the world is not getting a bit smarter, " said the aged gentleman. "My grandson asks exactly th.'samo ridiculous questions that his father did at his age. " You'll have to put the links iu my cuff-. Wife 1 won't. Husband Then call n messenger boy. The doc tor has forbidden lnc to take any vio lent exercise. She We've been married four iiinii'le, ileal, and I haven't given you 11 chat c ' to try my cooking yet. Hti --Why, love, you're not getting tired of 1111: alien ly, are you? Judge You're pnwlcgcd to chal lenge any member of the jury now being impaneled. 1 Vl'eiidiint W ell, thin,yer hoiior, ( )i'll foighl that sbmail mon iu the corner wid one eye. "Oh, F. "nth ! There's that lovely escort yon bad last summer, tbo Count do liiisk. selling ribbons at the fiiithe-I i- 'ii;;ter !" "So it is. lon't let us teco -inze him. dear. Ho will prefer to remain incognito." Mis.Ci imsoiibeak lo:i't you think there was a good ileal of tru'li iu the liev. Mr. L dig'.-seliunn today? Mr. Crinisoiibeak Yes, especially when ho Mild it was impossible for any of 11s to tell litu the end would come. ' 1 .-1 1 1 it fun?" cried Jack. "You can go twee ns fust 011 a bicycle as yon can without ou . " "On, I don't kuow about that." replied Wallle. "The day 1 took my header I bent my wheel d wu the bill by tell feet." A'lerp tin Thi ir Beats. "Police idlictrs licipieniiy go til bleep vhro patrolling their bents," was the information volunteered by a well-know 11 member of tuo police fore ', "- eciiiHy iluiing tho couple of bom k that precede d.11 light. They have :io idea t.f hoodling, either. Only a sh ul time, ago 1 Knew of all officer whose bent did not extend south of Pennsylvania avenue oa Foal tee-nth street, who, while asleep, walked a'l the way down along that btleet to I..C L iny blhl . Wilcll ht? awoke be. was within leu feel of a bar. uno' ive coming across the bridge, and as so !riglitcued that ho did Hot find his way back for nearly an hour. I ku.iw of another c 1 e, uud board ths stoiy from the ufliei r himself, who wandered all tlu way along E. street Iro n Filth street northeast to Judi. ei 1 ry square. He got all mixed up iu the quite, and actually lull to usl; bom .'one where he was before he could find bis way buck to his beat. Ol coin a, there are officers occasionally w ho el t 'e dow 11 for a quiet snonz ', but th cases 1 speak of are tboso .Who uc'i u iliy and w ithout any inten tion nr desire g 1 asleep while tlu-y are walking about." Washington Star. Ago au l Influence, l'ho ino-t influent nil people fn Europe are oid. (J'i-c 11 Victoria is neatly 77, Lord Salisbury ii 03, Prince lloheiiloho is 71, Count (i il'icii..wl; v, the new Aiistiiuu ehan celim, s (i "1 ; Prince L dmnofT, tho Bissiaii cliMiioelioi-, is 07; Signor Cnapi, tin- late Italian premier is 77 ; Hie pope an 1 Mr. (tiad.tono are Hit, and Pi tiice l.''-..i-ajc is HI.

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