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PITTSBORO', CHATHAM CO., N. C., JUNK 2.3, 189(5.
Solitary Confinement,
1IY lll-MN KOIiltllHl' (IHAVI-.S).
TLu brief, decisive li.it 1 1 u wits over.
Tho seven- o ir-old enemy runted,
though Hot subdued, wan (111 Hi d i ill',
kicking, in his nurse's nuns, sen am
nip; at tho very pitch of Inn infantile
lungs, "1 won't! I won't! I wo-o-o-ii't
bo n good lioy !" whtlothc IuhI glimpse
bis mot Iter omiIit wiih ii scarlet coun
tenance where t Ik; heels should lie,
Olid tho two bo-slippered foot oscil
lating like liiimiiii i t-n 1 1 1 1 it ui
Mrs. Jossaniy looked after little
To in my in maternal tritniliitioii.
"l)i let niti go t him, Solomon !"
she pleaded, "I n lit sure 1 could quiet
liim."
Hut Mr, Jt'Miiiiny 11 luiliMioiidi.'d
sngo of livo-aud-lifty, with round gog
gles that gave it prctet naturally wise
expression to Ins e iiintoiiuiioe, mid it
Spotless Wllitt! Wsistl'OIlt, ft'stoolicd
with seals iiiul chains laid u detain
ing Irind on her arm.
"Sarah," iioth In1, oracularly, "1
inn astonished at this very culpable
Weakness on your part. Tho boy lias
committed u great limit in thus giving
May In an uncontrolled teinper.and ho
must be piurshed arc irdiiigly. "
"But, Solomon, he is nu ll a mite of
n tiling!" plcadt d the niut ln-r, pi teiius-
"That makes n i difference, mv
dear.) Solitary contlneinoiit. Sarah
solitary con'' iicinciit, on blind and
water, is what will break his spirit."
"But he may emtio out to nipper,
Solomon?"
Mr. Jossnmy fettled the goggles mi
thobrid3eoihis110.se, with tin auto
emtio dignity of movement.
"Ho will n 111 mi in tho hack store
loom until tomoriow inoriiing.S trail.'
"Alouo V " gasped the nervous
mother.
"Aloiiel" pronounced Iho domestic
grand mogul. "Believe me theio is
nothing like solitary eoiiliiiemeiit. It
has been proved, my dear, more than
11 score ot times. That boy of yours"
Mr. Jiihsamy spoke as 11 ho himself
bad nothing whatever to do with the
proprietorship of Master Tommy
"has 11 temper, and that temper ''as
got to bo broken. Tray, Mrs. Jes
biimy, do not annoy me with any fur
ther misjudged intercession!!."
And thus pronouncing his ultima
tum, Mr. Jcssainy stalked out into the
garden, to view the ripening g!"l es of
netted melous and the budding lube
roses, for Mr. Jcssiniiy was 11 man of
bobbies, and tho latest hobby was hor
ticulture, the more satisfactorily to
ride which ho had rented tins little
villa cm the banks of tho Schuy lkill,
with 1111 abundance of gables, honey
suckle leafage and water fronts.
"Simmons!" said Mr. Jessamy,
sharply, us he stood with both hands
iu his pockets surveying his d miains.
"Sir!" gt tinted Simmons a lank
specimen id' tho genus general g r
detier, who Appeared to exist witii a
spado over his shoulder and a measttr-ing-liuo
half-way out of his pocket.
"How nro tho egg-plants?
"(letting along nicely, sir."
"And tho cherry tomatoes?"
"Well, sir, the dry weather helps
'cm aloug nma.in'. "
"And, Simmons "
Mr. Jes-nny bgut down, settled bin
goggles and then re ettle I ill 111.
"Sir."
"Where is the big melon that I hud
bete n watorun 1 n, Simmons, on a
slate, just o'o e ty this stake?"
"Well, sir, 1 up an 1 thrown I it
nwny," owned Simmons ; "lor w hat a
wuteruiiliiott, sir, was doiu" among
them eantelopes "
"You scoundrel ! You rascal !"
roared Mr. Jessamy. "How dated
you do such n thing? I'o you know,
sir, that you have frustrated 0110 of
the finest scientific expel iments of the
age -a wutcriuel 1 grafted oil the
item of the eintelopo vim- ginfad
by my own hand ? A:id you to go
mid throw it aw iy in if it w re 11
blighted pumpkin or 11 hi! l'-i ip
sqit ish ! ili ili red you, I say ?
Villain ! wretch ! get out of my
sight !"
And Mr. Jessamy, slopping short
in Ins infiiriati d wur-dnnce, made such
a ilivo at poor Simmons that that
worthy, fearing for his bodily preser
vation, whisked around ainttig tin:
young cauliflowers mid run for Ins
life, crushing through hot-bod siihIigh
and entangling hia long ankles in
mats id swot potato vines.
"1 never kuowed a gentleman with
sin -It it ti mpcr before !" panted Sini
i.Tous, iih ho boiled head foremost,
into his tool-shed, among it grove of
"I ihlia poles an I (lower pots. "It'a
as much as a poor worl.iu' man's life
is ivui th to Iho with him !"
Mr. Solomon de-ninny, left nlono
with his blighted ".scientific experi
ment," danced mound about it, in 11
frcn.y of wrath, uttering mingled
l.i in 1-11 1 :i t ns mid maledictions.
Suddenly a hand was clapped 011
his shoulder, an 1 it hoarse, chuckling
voice rumbled into his ear:
"I'vo got you now I"
"Who aro you?" barked out Mr.
lessamy, turning so abruptly that the
goggles fell i ll' his lloso mi l tumbled
into tho grass. "Aro you aware, sir,
that ymi aro trespassing on private
property?" to a second individual,
tall mid spare, and apprehensive- look
ing, who kept ut a sale distance.
"('out", now, iiutiu of that !'' ci ied
If, us Mr. Jessamy tried to wriggle
out of the grasp of the stouter and
shorter of the two, who was holding
him, as it were, in 11 vise. "No vio
lence it will do no good. Solitary
conlineiiieiit that is tint thing ! Hold
on to him tight, l'isli ! That's l ight.
Into tlie boat with linn !"
And, before Mr. Jessamy could
raise his voice to halloa for help, they
w-. rc darting down the river as last as
strong 111 ins and a pair of btoad-bladed
oars could propel them.
"What is the moaning of this this
out rage?" hu panted.
".iolitary coliliuemeiit that's tho
thing!" said the tall mill solitary
coiiliueiuetit !"
Mr. Jessamy slarod ; n curious sen
wit ion came over him, as it he were
his own seveii-yeiir-old boy, going to
be shut tip for getting into a patision.
"Kit!" he faltered, "Am 1 mad?"
The short, stout man grinned; tho
tall one nod led oracularly.
"A lucid interval, most probably,"
said he. "All tho better, Simpson ; it
won't be necessary to hau.lciill' Ivtui."
Mr. Jessamy jumped up in tho
boat.
The tall mull and the short man
fell on him with 0110 accord, and
forced li.m back into his seat; mid al
most ut the saiiu moment, tlui boat
drew up at a little pier or lauding, half
liidditi iu water willow
"Whither are you taking me?"
breathlessly demanded our hero.
"Solitary confinement solitary
contitienietit that's the only thing,"
murmured t'lc tall 111 111, taking sun It'.
"Sir, aro yuit mad?" cried Mr. Jos
Haitty. "No; but you be! ' said tho short
stout mail. "V. isy now, Mr. I'ar
rott!" "That's not my name," said Mr.
JcsMimy. "There's souio mistake
here.
"Oh, no, there ain't!" said the
man. "You're Mnlaehi l'arrott, and
yott'vo escaped from the Sauitiny
Home; but I guess you won't ag'iu!''
My mine is Solomon Jessamy, mid
1 won't I'O mad.- a iiiadiunt iu spite of
my-elf !"
"(amnion!" said the nssistaut
keeper of tho insane: asylum. I'vo
heeid such stories afore."
And, in spite of his remonstrance,
Mr. Jessamy was hurried oil' to a
dreary stone build 11;, up an immen
sity of stairs into a s nail room, with a
barred window, an iron bedstead mid
a three-legged stool, with the agree
able prospect of passing tho night
therein ai a recaptured lunatic.
As. the iron door banged upon him
with tho "click ! click" of a spring
lock, nud nit indescribable sensation
of loiilhiess crept over him, he thought
of poor little Tommy, in the dark
bed-room, sttpperless, and sorely iu
fear of ghouls nud goblins.
"HI ever get out of this nltve,'
thought he, I'll adopt a new system of
diseipliuo toward tho boy hanged if
I don't!"
I'ut just 11s the dismal shadows (if
dusk were beginning to gather in tho
angles i f the cell, the soring lock
clicked agatu, an 1 tho moon-like
countenance of the keeper beamed iu.
"It's all a mistake," said be; "and
it iH-ver would have happened it mo
ne t Mr. Ivhs hadn't been new liauds.
We'vo found l'arrott down fishing in
the woods. And Mr. Ellys, ho bopos
you ain't been seriously discommoded,
sir, while he's ready to make, nil apol
ogies. Anything wo can do for you,
sir':"
Mr. Jessnmy grew scarlet.
"I shall lay this nuttier before tho
proper authorities, you may rest as
sured!" said he. "This thin atrocious
assault shall not go unpunished!"
And ho stalked digniliedly out of the
"Sanitary Home," followed by th
profuso apologies nnd protestations; ol
tho whole stafl' and faculty thereof.
"Hut wo never should havo sus
pected you," said tho tall man, court
eously, "if wo had not seeu you danc
ing mid jumping around iu such a
peculiar fashion, sir."
When Mr. Jessamy reached home,
his first net was to release little Tom
my from the durance, vile of tho back
store-room.
"I'll bo a good boy now, pn,"
w hined Tommy, with swollen eyelids
and tenr-b 'sprinkled countenance.
"So will I, my son," said tho phil
osopher. "It'a very wicked to get nugry,
ain't it, pa?"
"Very wicked, indeed, my son,"
said Mr. Jesiiitny.
And they had their supper together
a lobster, w ith plenty of cream toast,
iiiul peaches sliced in sugar as ami
cably as pos-iible.
Hon One Hook Was Written.
r. IloiViiuiii of Frankfort, Ger
many, wlio.o "Shock -bended Peter"
is 0110 of the most famous child's books
iu the world, tells its a good joko how
he happened to make it, for ho is a
quaint Tdd 1 1 riiiaii scientist, though
good huinoii il. One Christmas ho
had boon searching high and low for
a suitable piet lire book for his two-year-old
sou, but in vain. At last hi)
purchased a blank copy book ami told
his wile he was going to make a pic
ture book for the boj "otio lio can
nud island, and iu which tin) tedious
morals 'be obedient,' 'bo clean,' 'bo
industrious,' nro broii jht homo in 0
miniiier which impresses a young
child."
i'. Hoffman was tho head physi
cian of the Frniikfort lunatic asylum,
nud knew nothing of drawing, but
ho set to work and produced thu
gruesome picture of all tho naughty
boys nud girln which everybody
knows. His child was delighted, nud
wheii some of his circle of literary
friends saw it, they urged hint to havo
it published before the boy spoiled it,
and lr. Inning the publisher, said
ho would briug it out.
"Well," said ir. Hoftinaii, "give
1110 eighty gulden (about twenty-live
dollars), nud try your fortune. lou't
make it expensive, and don't make it
too strong. Childicii like to tear
books as well as to read them, and
nursery books ought not to bo heir
looms. They ought to hist only a
time." An edition of 1,500 was quick
ly sold, and now 173 editions have up.
penred in ( riiiany and forty in Img
laud, and it has been translated into
Russian, Swedish, lnn:sh, Dutch,
French, Italian, Portuguese, mid it
has penetrated India, Alrieu and Aus
tralia Paper World.
Why The ('elmi'd Was There.
Senator Walthall tells ft story ou
himself, which is nono the less good
by reason of the fact that tho seeno
is laid ditriii'' the late Civil War. At
that time the senator was a colouol in
command of a Confederate reguneut
j nnd had brought his inou into posi
j tion, occupying a sunken road. A
j Federal battery was pouring shot nnd
j shell nil around the adjacent territory,
j This tire, however, passed over Iho
regiment hidden iu tho roadway, and
they were to all iutcnts and purposes
out of danger.
On tho high bank in front of tho
j place where Colonel Walthall stood
I was a giant pine tree about a dozen
j feet in cireuiulerence. Acting on tho
I spur of tho moment, tho colonel
i thought a due opportunity was pre
sented to give his men 1111 object lesson
in personal bravery w ithout any risk
to hiinsel1. Accordingly he climbed
up the bank and stood behind the
pitio tree. The next minute a shell
struck tho tree nnd sent a shower of
bark uud splinters tlynig in all direc
tions, when Walthall overheard tho
following dialogue between two of his
men lying 111 tho roadway b-ueath:
"I teil you, Jim, it was a mighty
good thing for the colonel that that
pine tree was there."
"Yes, Tom," replied the other, "but
if it hadn't been for the big tree tho
colonel would never have been there
,11 tho first place." .Memphis Com
mercial Appeal.
A watch which is in good running
order iii olio year's time ticks lo7,080f
000 ticks.
.IKAI.lUBV.
Pic's coming in a little while,
Slu tells me when 1 enll ;
Blie enn't crime now I enn hut smile
For Dolly's liml 11 tall;
Ami Dolly can't he lelt, ynu know,
lieeause stir's apt to ery,
Vliieh wouliln't it--, of eoiirsp, nml si
She's entiling by mi.) l.v.
She's very, very busy now,
Ami I will have to wait.
She says with pretty, wrinkled brotv,
lieeiniHi' it's irettlliK late,
Ami really she will have no time
She shakes her ein ly heiel
With sai'li solemnity HtiMhit"
Till Holly goes to lie.l.
Another time I enll to her,
I', it still she's unt impress"'!.
Ami poiitiugly she ib'es ib'innr.
1'nr Holly must lie ilresseil.
Sweet Polly is her foremost thought,
. Ami then' is little ilnuht
Th" ),,y that I Mlmlly Imuelit
lias really ut nn- out."
Chlengn Test
TSSAV ON THU ANT.
Ants nit. very small insects, they cm
carry a load ten or twelve times their
own weight. They livo in societies
often very large.
There is another kind of ants known
ns tho winged nut, they appear in
autumn mid die before cold weather
begins, with the exception of a few
who livo to start a uow colony.
They nro divided into two classes,
culled workers and soldiers, tho work
ers doing all the hard work while the
soldiers do most nil tho lighting, but
if tho enemies aro too many iu num
ber or rii-h in on their foe the work
ers havo to light too.
The e;gs of tho nut nro so small that
you cau scarcely seo them with the
uaked eye. Tho mother drops them
wherever sho happens to be, and the
workers pick them up and moisten
them with their tongues and lay them
in the rooms.
In a few days the young ones aic
hatched uud then tho workers arc
busy feeding tho bnby nuts. Their
whole supplies of food nro brought in
and put iu tin store rooms by the
workers.
'Tho food of some nuts consists ol
animals, and of others vegetables.
Ants are very fond of sugar, and they
seem to be drawn to it by 1111 acute
sense of smell- If we bury nn nuini'il
in an nut-hili we will find only the
skeleton of it in a few days Trenton
(X. J.) Aineric in.
Ml'TLE MAlKilR.
Littlo Maggie was brought up n(
tho poorhouse. She had nothing to
give any one but kindness, but she
gave so much of that that everyone
loved her the niatrou and tho live
old ladies who were obliged to livo iu
the desolate old house on tho hill,
which had neither porch nor simile
tree. Maggie used to run about to find
things they had lost spectacles nnd
hnndkctchitfs, for iustauee. She but
toned their shoes and put up their
hair, aud wheuever sho could do any
tlHtig nice for them sho did it.
Ponrhouse faro is very dry, nnd
when blackberries were ripo Maggie
used to beg tho matron to let her go
into tho woo ls and pick some for iho
poor old ladies' tea- Tho main 11
said she might. Aud whoti Mr.Smith,
the grocer, saw her tilling her pail, he
asked her what sho was doing with so
many and she told him.
"Oh," said he, "1 guess I'll have to
give you sugar for them. They won't
taste good without s;i:r, nnd I ku w
what poorhouse providing is. When
ever you pick a mess of fruit, come to
mo for Uigur." And when winter
came he sent some bags of dried fruit
aud a box of sugar.
The poor old people could have
told you how linu-li better it made
their bread ami butter taste, and when
Mr. Smith's good deed bee une known,
the people at tho dry-goods store re
membered that they had some woolen
goods, not very hands. mie or sa'abie,
but very comfortable for all t!:af,
nud set the old ladies up in hood-j
shawls, stockiii js and mittens for the
w inter.
It was summer again, and Maggie
was pushing t he matron's baby nbou"
111 its wagon, when she saw a lady
whom she knew by sight coiun out
her liousi) and lock the door. Hh
had a traveling-bag iu her Land, am,
sho stopped and looked about her n.
her pretty garden. The iiiilk-niaU was
just passing mid he snld:
"(loud afternoon, Miss Hillings,
doing 6 way?"
"Yes, Mr. PiMwo " sho nnswered,
"I'm going for a moinh, and when I
come buck a 1 1 y (lowers will be dead.
I'm sorry, for 1 do love my garden.
If I had near neighbors, I could pay
some of their boys to water tin in ;!ut
I'm too far oil' to do that. So good
bye to my posies. "
When sho was gone, Maggie went
up to the fence and looked at the dow
ers. "What a shame'she thought, "that
they should be allowed to die!"
Then she remembered that after the
old ladies had had tea and the matron's
bnby was ndei p she never had much
to do, and that she could run over be
fore bedtime came and wider the gar
den. There was a well nud a cistern,
and It pail stood himdy. Jt seemed to
Maggie that it would be very pleasant
work, but when the next evening she
really set herself at it, she found it
very tiresome. There was a cis at
many beds, and a gnat deal of wati !
was needed. However, sho did not
give up her plan for that. Kvery
evening found In r at the place, and
after 11 while she found that tho task
seemed easier.
The very first night she had heard a
glint lniaoiiling, and had seeu a poor
little cat limning about the porch;
evidently il was hungry. Slie had
nothing to give it, however, but the
111 xt evening she asked the matron for
Mime crusts, w Inch sh s snake I in
water and put into a little tin can.
I'uss was glad to g t it, and every
night Maggie took something for tho
cat to cat.
This went on for a month, until one
morning a lady walked up to the poor
Itousu door mi l nske I if there was a
little gii 1 there mimed Maggie. Mag
gie wits sent for. The lady was Miss
Hillings. Miss Hillings gave her a
kind smile, nnd said ;
"My dear child, Mr. Hrown, my
milkman, tells me that all tiio while
I've been gone you have watered my
llowcts. Is that so ? "
"Yes, ma'am," said Maggie. "I
heard you say they would die for want
of it, and that seemed a shame ; so 1
did it i veilings. "
"Ami my cat !" sai l Miss Pilings.
"Some one has fed my cat. I earned
her to a friend, but sho ran awny
home again, ns eats will, nnd i-ho'd
have starved but for you. I am s
much oblige I t you, and I want to
give von noiuethiiig for it."
"U'i, I don't want anytlntig,
ma'am," Maggie said.
Hut Miss Hillings undo her g . with
her to the store, and gave her a nice
pink frock, a nice straw hat, aud other
useful and pretty things.
A few days lat-T she eamo back and
hud a talk with the matron. She said
she needed a little git 1 to help about
the house, mi I would take Maggie if
s!:o liked to come.
"1 have had some iiioin y left to me,
and cau atl'oid to do well bv her," sho
-ni I.
Maggie has been well educated, and
is as healthy and happy as 11 gill cau
be, and not a week pnss- s but sho
comes to the pool house with soiuo
nieo tilings that Mi-s Hillings has sent
to the old ladies. In fact, they have
ma le it so much the fashion to bo
kind to the poorhouse tolk that tho
authorities have resolved to put up 11
porch for them to sit under 111 sunny
weather, and to lav oir. grass-plots be
fore tho house, and a contribution
has been taken up lit the village bfr
rockiiig-eliairs.ati I the poor old souls
never b ul so milch c nufort In fore.
"An 1 our Maggie started it ad with
the blackberry picking, "the old indies
say to each other; which is quite
true, for if Ma;gte hail just gone
about Hellishly picking us many b-. rries
as she could eat, and forgetting that
the poor old ladies might like some,
too, the goo I grocer would not have
thought about t li' 111 ail sent tho
sugar and dried fruit. It the grocer had
not been generous,! lie dry goo. Is peo
ple nrglit not have remembered what
they colli 1 give away, and so on. Sho
certainly set the ball robing. As for
Maggie's own si if, if sho had Unt bet u
good-natured enough to water the
tlowi rs and feed the poor littlo cat,
Mi-s Hillings would 11, v-r h io know 11
that there wai a little gn I ut the poor
house to whom she Colli I be a friend.
When on pei-.iu lues a goo I deed it
geueiailv put- it into another person's
lie irt to d 0 iiiiel her. And even a kind
thought has brought about gieat be ile
itis to tnaiil.in.l, it Hotne one littered
it wlm coii.d iln nothing else. Xoi
York Ledger.
MAKING BIBLES.
Oxford Fress Turns Out Twenty
Thousand Every Week.
Precision With Wlncli Tlie Holy
Writ is Prepared.
A single concern, the celebrated
Oxford pivss, in tlie university town
of (l.xlord, England, actually manu
factures nnd iliq. uses of '.JO.IMII vol
umes of the scriptures a w. ek, or up
ward of 1,000,000 a year. A further
interesting fact that is worth remem
bering is that, in all probability, the
iiame of no living man appears in so
many volumes ns does that of Mr.
Henry Prowde, who has been pub
lisher of the miiveiHiiy for more thu:i
twenty years.
The making of a bible has a ro
matic-j all itso ui. An 1 there aro no
other printing works in the world
that can tin u out liil.b-s, or ni'b'ed,
works of any sort, with the wniid'-rfiil
Kysh III, completeness and perfect 1 jl!
ofdetailth.il is employed by this
s.iun) Oxford pioss.
i'.uo! nioin h ive be.-n the profits of
this Oxl'oid pre-H, iii-rely I mm the
sale of liibles. Out id tho largo lev
i nnes obtaitii-d iu tins way the estab
lishment h is been able to undertake
tho publication of many important
and valuable technical works thai
would not have paid for issuing of
themselves. Tin) wanks wln-re Htldes
are undo arc particularly remarkable
from the fact that iu Ihoiii every de
tail of tho inituiifaeturo of a book in
carried oil upon the premises, with
one solitary except ion, that of binding
1111 I gill-edging, which is do lie in Lau
1I0II. The establishment has its own pa
per mill, a quaint old building at
Wolvereote. two miles from Oxford,
and there a variety of dilVoieut papers
are made, some of the line.-t in the
world among the number, including
the Oxford "India" paper, which for
fineness of texture has never been
equaled nud the secret of w hose manu
facture is known to but three people.
The Oxford press has its own typo
foundry, the oldest in Hngland.
The frequent use of arbitrary signs
and curious characters iu tho books
this establishment issti ,-s makes neces
sary nn immense aino'Uit of hand c.tst
ingvill of which is d me to perfection.
Kcii the lead for tiio foundries is
p cparod on tho prem ses, though t'j3
antimony and tin me b u rhi 111 tho
state r quired. In a building near by
the i u ic is mixed and c net' lily tested
witii a degree of sueee-is th it not even
the sm-ilVsl lett-.-r is ever bint 1 ed or
Miimlgi d.
Tvpi s( nine, the Oxford Bible is u
mighty task, for it is a matter of prido
that no ic isl-.iui's slnul occur. Not
only ure Hibles ot uisliuury si;:e and
form issued from here, but curiosi
ties us will iu 1 If way id Bible mak
ing brilliant Hibles, finder and thumb
pray er book-, 111 tho very tiniest of
types.
One curious feature w hich indicates
the precision with whi 'h these sacred
books are prepared is that the vaiioiis
pages and tlf columns thereof haie
to begin with tin' smie v.otd, it mut
ter what type is used. In tho proof
1 ifh lbble is read over mid over again
for the detection of errors ; 11 Bible
set in minion type, say, with a uou
pireil edition, uud then with a brevier
cilition, and so on.
When the pages are stereotyped tho
book is read over again. It often hap
pens that the sheets nro gone over
a dozen times before they are sent to
be bound. Any employe who detects
a primei's uror is paid well, and the
first outsider who linds one is reward
id by a guinea. Tui care bears such
good results that the yearly average of
mistakes detected is but live.
Tin- printed slie, ts are dried in a
hot room, in which dry air is driven
roiin 1 by a large c.rculir I m. Fr in
four to seven tons of printed sheets 11
day are sent to tli- bindery.
The sku.s of tipwutd of 70,000 ani
mals are 11' I ye n Iv t . c n 1 Oxford
Bibles, Over . i sheets ol gold
Ii at are 1 quired to c vor t no ba..,a
of the volume-.
At the Ovl rd pres.,' ordinary rate
of speed It takes a fortnight to turn
out an edition, bat if necessary the
work can be done in mi extr.aordiuitiy
short space of lute. New York M01 n
l tig Journal.
V. (irked The ascites Out.
W. I.. Scott, the co.ii b iron of Eric,
was a dyspeptic. He ellCo Slid to mo
as we sat ut the ta'o'e together in the
ibnii'g ro nn of th ) Fifth Avenue
llot.-l : "I will give you . 1, 000, odd
for your -t' iu ii h. " Charles Broad
way li-niss is off -ring $1, 000,00 I f .r a
pair of ties. What lesson do we
draw front tli s? '.(he iiisnne thirst
lor money, in nicy, tuouoy, is nt tlej
bottom of it all. Xiiw York Pmu
A Sung of Sweet I)ny.
Sweet are th" days of tho past inn",
But tin y come 110 more to me ;
for the hest titnu l tin- last time
'ilia'. I'rings my heart to tlf ol
To theo. triy sweet.
Ami may (toil greet
The time that yoti ami I shall meet I
Sweet are the days of pastime.
Sweet with the morning's '1"W ;
iut the best time is tlf last time,
VYI1-1 I kiss.st farewell to ynu !
To you, my sweet.
An I may (iod greet
't he tine' that ynu antl 1 shall meetf
-Frank L. Stnutou.
HTMOHOrS.
The trouble seems to bo (lint when
n man has 11 good scheme, it is not his
move.
First savage- Isn't sho just too
sweet for anything? Second savage
Yes. I'll trouble you for the salt.
Higgled Does happiness consist
in having everything you want?" Pig-gh-dv
N it consists entirely in tho
ability to get more.
"Why, he yawned three times while
I was talking to him." "Perhaps he
wasn't yawning. 11) may havo boeu
trving to siy something."
City Man How far is your house
from the station? Suburbanite (hesi
tatingly ) -- Well ; that depends on
win ther you 1110 running to catch a
train.
Mr. Woodbie Passenger (in railroad
station at Pmighkeipsie) Here, you,
what time dues the ne.xt truin go to
New York? Mike He jabers ; 'tis just
gone, Mir.
"Oh, ibnr," said tl.e girl with tho
X-ray glance, as she looked at her
bidilul lover. Here's Jack como
again tonight and not brought his
backbone with him."
A tramp bcggcil or bread at a cooking-
t -ilo.. (.,..r ;
A girl -.-aie him cuke she had made ju t be-
(.!.
Tie- tramp took a bite : then said he, with a
:.' 'an,
J a-ked yon for t r -ad and yni (.'live me a
s!' II '.
"Moit extraordinary man. ""In what
wny? ' "I think he's the only man iu
the country who has a manufacturing
plant of any description nud hasn't be
gin to mnke bicycles."
Judge Have you any thing to sny
bef are the judgment of the court is
passed upon you? Tough prisoner
l'.t ggin' yer honor's pardon, bev ye
heard the score, judge?
Our Buiruies "Children, 1 hopo
you peeled the apples before eating
them?" "Y-.-s, mother. dear." "What
havo you done with the peelings?''
" h, we ate them altci wai iU."
"A child," sai I t'n oracular young
I t-r-o'i. "canits., questions that a wise
111:111 caliuot answer." "There's olio
satislacti.oi," said the man of family,
"ne eati't iisktery manv of 'cm with
out g-tting sent to bed."
S.iti-1 ty-seho d teacher Pou't for
get, my children, that you nro all
e tiled upon to do penance. Of course
yon l.n av what the word peiiiinot)
nn an ? Bi'ght scholar Yes, sir!
P. iinaiits is what the league fellers
lav lor.
"Just th'iik. Mr. Wright," said the
young woman who wa-i trying to bo
pleasant, "ail the childnu in tho
neighborhood are iipeatnig that
poem of your- that nppeat'cd ill lust
month's inagii.iiie." "Tuat is flatter
ing. Veiv." "Yts. Tney are using
it for a ivuiiting-out ihy!iie,yoit know
ileal i Itlie t hings-. "'
Tie Smilaiy Value of :litiusf.
K no dn-s lea lily aval. able nlld
casi'.v applied ais- not so oft- n recom
iiieiole 1 by our medical mentors that
w e c 1 a it If 1 rd to owiiiiok the ihs
c.cry of the 'celebrated Belgian
phvsii'iin, " who has ju-t proclaimed
that va w uieg i one of th-' healthiest
sii I niosi bein -fiend of bodily func
tions. Ttie 111 re w yawn, it appears,
the more our lungs and respiratory
muscles bee. mho "toiiiiied," and the
better we ate altogether. It is not
1 the b ast merit of this ,l,s Mv. ry that,
like necessity iu the Sh.kspeiau prov
eib, it makes viie things -or, nt any
I rat , uiiw ieoine things -pn eions.
I The society of bolts, the pleaching
ol 1 he eier t-iliy until, the speeches ot
pal iui'in ntary windbags and plat form
buffoons the novel of the advertising
lull-topper, aud the poetry of tho
tnaggot-brii'in'd "dt-e nb'tit," all as
sume a high sanitary value in tho
light of this notable pronouncement,
which, among other results ought tu
h ive n m irked intbieuce upon tho de"
man 1 for places iu the stnmgeis' gal
lery of the House of Common1.
London World.
riiilosnphjr of Hie Heine.
A philosopher ob-erves : "Six thing,
h re requ's t to create a hnpny home.
Ou- of these is a good cook, nud tho
other five are inouev. "
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