il)c l)ali)am lit cor 5. l)t SI)atl)atDtttwrb JL A. LOtiDOA, fiDITOR AND PROPBETOB. rEAUS .OF SUDSCniPTIOD, $1.50 FEB YEAR Si idly in fldrcso. ADVERTfOINC One square, one insertion.. .... $1.03 On square, two inMrtioni. . . . . l.g& On square, one month , 2J3 VOL. XXM. P1TTSBORO, CHATHAM COUNTY, N. C, THURSDAY, AUGUST Si, 1899. NO. 1. For larger advertiaamanti liken contracts will be made. CP , iron" MW - V' CHAPTER XVI.-(Coatinued.) "But tills young man you dvsire to confer with, Mr. S?eT.ars?" "Right here let me say. Do not become familiar with the name Sellars; it might fall frcm year l:rs at a time when it would thwart ir. purposes. I shall soon assume the rc.'o cf .!hn Thorn." T shall nt"Irr:.s yon as that gentleman. But this yc;:rif: man';" "Is the cashier cf your father's bank, Lawrence Terry. I think Dr. Strong informed ire that your elder sister is hla Intended ifc." "Very rrc'lmbly. This marriage will take place the first of September. On the raiuo day, I suppose, my father will lead 1 is brother's widow to the altar." "You s repose'. ' It seems that the idea of the union i cct agreeable to you." "I hardly know why I referred to it, but to tell the truth, it is not. Surely, l'lln- r Kc'lojrc is lut un aunt by mar mco. She whs very attentive to my mother iu her fatsl illness.. By night and f'y lH wns at J .-metre's side. But some how I pin not pleased at the prospective u:iio:i." "Humph! And year sisters?" I thick they ore not." 4 "We v. ill take the cashier into our con-i'.vk-:e. Y:'l you accompany him here s t .-vca th's eveatna? Caution hLm as I hav you." "Yvu may exj cet us." .f:cr Voire fnrtr-er conversation, the yeun.r uur. l"t the hotel and as he waJk- ; r.:rthwar:l thus communed with bim-t-rli: "Intuitions? That man has eyes cal culated to lead one's soul. I fail to un r.erstasd v,ly he should wish father kept in iguorrace of his movements; but no oue could f.t'-hom h:s motives." . After Ito'.xrt had taken his departure, Sellaxs lighted bis favorite pipe and thus mused: "The countenance of that young man is us creu as day.' I can trust him. Through Llni I will be able to inspect the contents of the three trunks that consti tuted the bajrjrajre of Elinor Kellogg on 1?t trip fivm Wilmington. Much time has -laptd, but there may be papers, Otters, i holographs, phials with labels, or something that win enable me to take i;p that back trail. Possibly something that will help determine as to how tender ly the wiV;w was a minister !r.g to Ja r.ettc. "Consv.!t your father? Oh, no, my bov. lLovers. T-'t-cg cr old. are blind blind as ats. Sui hen Kcllcgs would upset all of y plan? and marry the woman who, if )r. Strong is right, murdered his brother. erhaps his. wife, and brought one daugh ter to tha brink of the grave. "I can devote little time to the robbery case until I have fathomed this more im portant matter. I must visit the banker's Ttsidence. To Robert it must appear that K is with a view to ascertaining some- hing that will r.id me in regard to the ebbery case. What could I be supposed o learn there? T have it!" And the right pand cf tfce 'etecMve descended to the tarfare of the table before him with a tartling force. 'I wish." he resumed, i'that Dr. Strnr? could have remained longer in tL c.?y. tie rauei to nni a ,hicg criminMiuc--r.et ial even. Well, have proj let d to leae nc stone unturn- d; nor '2:i!l I." . half hour later. John Thorn of , -rg:a riesccn-iei tse stairs, tie was elCerly Icoi-rc man. with a full, tron- y beard, dark gray hair, and coasid- iibly stooped at the shoulders. His it was dark pray. He wore a frock iat. f airied a h ary rane, and the luster f bis piercing yrs was lost behind a pair f green tinted jpectacies. He had. the ppearan.ee, of being a substantial old armer of tbe Southern i:me one, per- aps, retire 1 from bus-iness: and as he isurc'y made rus way up the street, one ould little hare dreamed that he was .e -noted Southern detective. So great, indeed, wo? the change in his 'appearance, tnat wueu. at me sratea time, he opened the door of bis room to rhe summons or r.ocert, txat young man cmarkod: "I beg your pardon, sir; I fear I have 'nade a mistake." "Not a bit of it," responded the etran- I . , ...a. . . 4 .J vrr. i Pave i;ui jum inuiuri jivui u nspection of your city nni nave not naa ime to divest myself of the apparel of John Thorn. Robert uttered an exclamation or piazement. but soon recovering himself, resented the cashier. pray be seated, said -ur. morn, ajmi 'lrning to a bureau, in a trice, spectacles, towing btavd and gray hair were depos ed in one of its drawers, ana oenars . . . . : : i .. ,i v. : 'l GeteCllVC. euin.ugi. nrjnru uimmi v the side cf tse young men. i.'rhf conversation that followed merely wrought from the lips of Lawrence Terry "acts already Known io ine reaaer. The cashier stated again what parties ere in the bank at the time the money lickage was made up and their location that institution. -J "Not a bill in the package would I be ble to identify," he said, "for the reason 1 at not of o'rte had I kept a record of the tmber. Of the banks of issue I can fur 'ish you a complete list. I furnished a list to Inspector Hunt of our city, but I think it did not aid him." "Have any private detective taken up the case?" asked Sellar. "On a number, I presume. The last e I'have a knowledge of was"-and - TWrv cave an account of the inci- -in!niT to the crentleman in blue. ii, rfvrribiuc him, but stating that he Id not appeared at the bank since leav- it oa that occasion, hie detective questioned him and re-t-sttoned him in regard to the appear "C of this man, until he was satisfied it of him he could learn no more. 'Very much of the build and appear . in hniMiul' "wore elflAses. ' fa,-,, seemed hardly as dark-cora- m n r rno ii'iiri. o r . dexioned as Earl, questioned you as to Whether you had a record of the bill num bers. Humph! Another man after ? the tea thousand reward, I suppose. Nell, I a in extremely obliged to you for calling, and for to light I will detain you no longer. However, I wish to arrange a little matter with my young friend here. Yon understand, I think, that you two alone are in my confidence. Much more depends on your "discretion than I now divulge. Please, net a word of this in terview, or of a knowledge that you ever heard of such an individual as he who is seated before you." "You may rely on me," said Terry; "and I trust you may succeed in your mission." A moment later and Sellars and Robert were the sole occupants of the room. A consultatifo of a half hour's duration followed, after v hich Robert proceeded homeward. "Strange are the cethods employed by detectives," he mused. "And especially so, I fancy, are those of Lang Sellars. I can see nothing to be gained by the step proposed. He will never ftthom the case rf he proceeds in that manner. Oh. well, I am pledged. There will be no harm done; but it is a 6ure loss of time." The musings of the detective were of a somewhat different nature. His features wore an expression of extreme satisfac tion as he sat, the sole occupant of his room. "The initial step gained," he thought. "A ready opening to the solution of a crime, or crimes, that may place the halt er about a neck now probably encircled by a coraJ strand, a silken cord, or a glitter ing necklace!" CHAPTER XT II. At 2 p. m. on the twentieth of July two men entered the gate leading to the bank er's residence. "You are quite sure, Robert," said the elder man, as they passed up the walk, "that the madam is not at home?" "Quite certain. Mr. Thorn. Each day since my sisters' departure she has been absent from the house for the greater part of the afternoon. She will hardly return before four o'clock." "The intervening time will be ample. In what direction does the widow take her drives ?" "Oh, she does not always take the car riage. She sometimes prefers to walk, as she has to-day. She often goes north ward through the park. She finds it lone ly in the house at this time, I presume." Robert unlocked the outer door, and the two men were soon on the second floor. "This room." said the young man, as he paused before an open door, "is occu pied by Earl. Opposite are the apart ments of his mother. I see she has left the door ajar. Here," he continued, throwing open a door, "are the rooms for merly occupied by my sisters. On this side' pointing toward the street, "are the rooms to which my mother was so long confined. They hnve not been occupied since her death. These rooms opposite, I am the tenant of." "Then right here. Robert," said Mr. Thorn as the two men entered the apart ments, "I will divest myself for the time being of some of the articles of make-up of John Thorn. On account of the heat, I find them quite oppressive, and if I am interrupted I can seek refuge here." "While you are conducing your inves tigations," the young man said, "I will be on guard against surprises. I think it impossible that you find anything beneath this roof that will aid you." 'Time will tell," said John Thorn. And a moment later it was Sellars that en tered the apartments of the widow. "Poor ajar. Bureau drawers unlock ed, closet door open: everything open to inepection," mused the detective. "But where are the trunks? They are net in the closet. Ah, here! This door will lead to them. It 5s locked. Right here evidences of the widow's precautions begin to be made manifest." In a moment Sellars produced a bunch of skeleton keys, and in another the door swung open. j "As I expected. The madam's dressing I room. And here are one, two, three ! trunks. This largest one ah, it opens ji : i .1 ; HA4UJM l v.. .4. reauiij, v uy, uuere iiyimu litre uui winter wearing apparel and ladies' gowns This one, what? The lid raises as read ily as did the first. YVhy, it is half emp ty. Let me see. 1 must use caution now. These things must be removed with care But I hardly think I will find anything that will repay me for the trouble. Iore wearing apparel, books, odda and ends, mere book, letters, but the postmark shows them of ?. too recent date. This package all addressed to Elinor Kellogg Here is another y3. and addressed to Elinor Newberry. I will glance at some of them. And the detective seated him self beside the open trunk. "There is nothing here," he remarked at the expiration of half an hour; and he replaced with great care the articles he had removed and closed the trunk. "Now this last one. Why, it has seen more travel and is older than either of the others, or I am mistaken. Brass-bound and heavy. It has the appearance of having been made to withstand hard usage. Ah, the catches sprung forward the trunk locked! This is the recepta cle that I must study." - Another bunch of keys was produced, but it was no easy matter to obtain a glimpse of the interior of number three. It was some minutes before Sellars was able to raise the lid, but at last he did so. A sheet, carefully folded, covered the contents of the trunk. It was speedily removed. Beneath it was spread a shawl of variegated colors. It must once have been very handsome, but was now some what faded. Sellars removed the shawl, and a low whistle escaped his lips. A moment more and he was cm his knees at the side of the trunk. "I expected something here," he said in a low tone; "but this this is beyond my comprehension." Carefully the detective began the un packing of the trunk "The farther I progress the more mys tified I become," he presently remarked in an undertone. "What is this? An old album. I must examine the contents. "By the powers!" That expression was the nearest to an oath that Sellars ever approached, and when it fell from his lips it evidenced that he had encountered something unexpect ed, or that his active brain had suddenly grasped some new and important feature in the case he had in hand. Page by page he turned over the pages of the old album, scanning the features of each human semblance. Presently he held the album steadfast and gazed earnestly at one photograph. "A clew that will reach beyond the broken trail," he mused, as he removed and placed it in his pocket. "Ah, anoth er, but different. What, another yet?" Four samples of the work of photog raphy now rested in his pocket. Suddenly he exclaimed: "What is this? One with face revers ed. Ah, taken in Richmond. They say at home that a reversed photogi?aph in an album indicates a breach in fiaendship. I will look at this one," and the detective withdrew it. An exclamation of surprise fell from his lips. The photograph joined the others in his pocket and the album was soon closed. More articles were removed, and pres ently, in one end of the trunk, appeared a package wrapped carefully in what was evidently once a silk dress skirt. "I will investigate." And soon many smaller packages were found to make up this one. The detective carefully exam ined them one by one. "This is no surprise," he muttered. '1 knew of her penchant in that direction. It cost her something. Ah, here is anoth er package." Thi3 one the detective opened. In one instant he was on his feet, and for once in his life Lang Sellars, the Southern de tective, trembled with excitement. Carefully he exaddned the contents of this package, then as carefully replaced it in the trunk. "Ah, the bundle of letters is!: i9 this they are wrapped in? Oh, I will lay that aside. The letters why. they are ad dressed to neither Elisor Kellogg nor Jfili nor Newberry to yee, many of them are in the same handwriting. They were mailed from different localities and ad dressed to different cities. I will take a few of these along. What is this so carefully laid away? A well-bound vol ume. Ah, ha! A trer.tise on vegetable and mineral poisons! This grows inter esting. "Here is another hidden mystery, per haps. Why, it is heavy." The detective brought to view and plac ed on a chair beside him a nearly square package and removing the flannel cover ing, an ebony box in dimensions some twelve by twenty-four inches, was reveal ed. "At last!" exclaimed Bellars. "At last! Within this casket lie the hidden agents of perhaps more crimes than Dr. Strong even dreams of. Now to open it. The key is never from the widow's posses sion. Can I? Let me try. I have forty of these small ones." In ten minutes the casket lid was rais ed. "Merciful God!" exclaimed a startled man. "Lined with velvet, studded with jewels, filied with daath! There are fifty phials if there is one, and each in its tiny pocket. "This one, prosaic add instant death 1 This next one, acoanite, then diga talis, chloroform, arsenic, strychnine, bitter al mond, belladonna! Enough! Enough! They are all there. Yes, and here are boxes containing ptwders. Lord, Lord! Elinor Kellogg, you are standing right now in the shadow of the gallows!" Sellars closed the lid. locked the box and carefully restored it to its position. "Here is an envelope filled with news paper clippings. That may prove of ser vice. Ah, here is some more of those arti cles that were never utilized. I will take a few of those. Now to replace every thing as I found it. The madam will hardly examine the album or these pack ages soon. The contents of her death dealing casket I have not. disturbed. may be taking chances in regard to that I hardly think so. But I have no time to lose." The trunk was repacked with the great est caution, locked, the brass- catches sprung forward, and Sellars turned from the room, securing the door benind nam. He passed into the hall, leaving the door of the outer apartment ajar. "I will take a glance at Earl's 6anc turn," he said. He found the young man's trunks easy to gain access to, but contented himself with securing therefrom merely one pho tograph, which he removed from an em velope containing several others. The photograph was of the teller of the Great Western Bank. (To be continued.) Trade and Profession Mottoes. An Actor "I work when I 'play,' and 'play' when I work." A Banker-"Principal is the princip al thing, and a source of great !atr- est." A Baker "The staff of life I do sup ply, by it you live and bo must I." A Butcher "We kill to dress, not dress to kill." A Builder "I send innocent men to the 'scaffold " A Clerk "I possess more pens than pounds." A Dentist "Look 'down in the mouth' and be happy." A Doctor "I take pains to remove pains." A Farmer "I plow deep while slug gards sleep." A Hatter'i shelter 'the heir ap parent' and protect 'the crown.'" A Jockey "I witch the world with noble horsemanship" (Shakspeare) A Photographer "Mine is a develop ing business and mounting rapidly." A Printer "I act as mouthpiece of the human race." A Soldier "For the right I fight with all my might." A Solicitor "I study the law and the profits." An Umbrella-maker "I 'hall all storms and bless the longest reign. An Undertaker "No complaints from our customers." Boston Traveler. The Barometer and Weight. A man weighs less when the barom eter is high, notwithstanding the fact that the atmospheric pressure on him Is more than when the barometer is low. As the pressure of air on an ordinary-sized man is about fifteen tons, the rise of the mercury from twenty nine Inches to thirty-one inches adds about one ton to the lead he has to carry. Salt Fish. . In a basin of water salt, of course, sinks to the bottom; so never soak salt fish with the skin side down. Yucatan is a compound Indian name meaning, "What do you say?" which was the only- answer the Spaniards could obtain from the natives to their inquiries concerning a description of the country. Tim IT I HIT! THflTlT Tl 'WWW CZAR'S WOMAN DOCTORS. Russia Trusted Them at the Front In the War "With Turkey. During the Spanish-American War women physicians who desired to go to the front to relieve suffering and to acquire surgical experience had to en list as nurses. Perhaps, if the au thorities had been more familiar with the work done by women in the Busso Turkish War, that began in 1876, they would have taken a different course. Russia, uearly a quarter of a century ago, gave to her graduated women full rank as physicians at the front, and secured from 'theni services that were appreciated at the time and are still remembered. The lack of physicians in Russia had led a large number of young wom en to seek medical instruction at Zu rich and elsewhere even before the first Government medical college was opened for Russian women at St. Petersburg, in 1873. The trend of thought toward liberalism in the six ties had had its effect on women. It is supposed that the mixing of women students of good families with revolu tionists, who also Qade a headquar ters of Zitrieh, brought home to the Russian Government the desirability of a medical sohool for women at the capital. The school was an annex to the regular military medical college, and the girls had the same teachers as the male students, had to study the same time (live years) and had to pass the same examinations, but after gradua tion they were to be called only "learned midwives." Powever, this injustice did not keep the girls away. They came from all over Russia to St. Petersburg, often without the permis sion of parents, thereby renouncing all huancial support from the latter. Many had to live in povertv, earning but little by dint of lessons, copying and translations. The attitude of the male students toward their colleagues of the other sex was friendly. They treated women as equals. Books, in struments and notes were readily fur nished not only to personal friends, but to any one that happened to be in need of them. One of these first women physicians relates that once a classmate of hers, speaking of her need of a book on an atomy, wa3 overheard by a male stu dent, utterly unknown to her. He turned arouna ana saia: "i m very sorry not to have one myself, but if you wait a moment I will surely get one for you." He entered the adjoin ing lecture room, where students were gathered in the expectation of a le ture, went up to the centre of it and called out: "Comrades, there is a col league, a woman, that is in want of a book on anatomy. Who of you can lend it to her for the next term?" Cries of "Ii were heard from all sides, and in another moment the big, broad-shouldered student appeared with several volumes, saying: "Take whichever ono you lilje best; take even several, if you know of others of jour classmates that may bo in need of them." At the time when the first girl stu dents were to pass their final examin ations war between Russia and Tur key broke out. Russia had hardly sufficient physicians the fourth and fifth year students of the Military Medical School were ordered to the battlefield. The girls seized this op portunity, eager to prove their capa bility to perform the functions of i physician. During the war the Ens sian women physicians made them selves generally known, and turned public opinion in their favor. Two of them lo3t their lives at the front. New York Tribune. " Cbtua Painting For Women Any person who can paint in water colors can decorate china. True, the china painting is done in mineral col ors, but there is not much difference in the treatment of water and mineral color paints. China painting is peculiarly adapted to the delicate and light touch of a woman's hand aud decorated china finds a place in every household, from the dining-room, with its decorated after-dinner coffee set or entire dinner service, to the parlor, with its dec orated tiles, and gas and lamp shades, and all these articles bring excellent prices in the stores and in the ex changes for women's work. In buying china for decoration examine it carefully. See that it is absolutely perfect. It must not be warped, chipped or spotted, and, above all, it. must! not be craccked. Tap it lightly to find if it rings true, for if it be cracked ever so slightly it will go to pieces in firing. The color must be either ivory or milk.white. The first step after the china is se cured is to draw freehand or trace with the aid of the finest tracing paper the design directly upon it. Do this care fully, as it is difficult to correct fUo lines, and upon its acouraoy depends much of the success of the subsequent work. All the following steps in china decoration call for some knowledge in ceramio art. A dinner service may be either very elaborate, with flowers and leaves in a border of gold, or exceedingly plain, with a simple monogram . Fish, game, fruit and dessert sets should be ap propriately decorated. For a fish ser vice, shells, seaweed cr the various fishes may be used; for a game ser vice, birds; for dessert, little winged cupids; for a fruit service, the berries and tho other fruits. Before sending china to be fired see that the paint is thoroughly dry. American Queen. i . America's "Qrand Old Woman. The women of the country have a splendid representative in Susau S. Anthony, who may properly be called the "graud old woman", of the United States. It is more than a generation ago since Miss Anthony entered the public arena in behalf of her sex, and to-day, uearing the close of a busy life, she sees women entering every profession and reflecting much credit on themselves. This grand woman is now President of the National Suf frage Association, organized for the purpose of securing political equality for the better half of the race. She re cently journeyed to England where a monster congress of the women of the world was held, and to which she went with others as a representative of American women. The congress was a success, and among all those women gathered from all parts of the earth Susan B. Anthony was honored for what she has done for the advance ment of her sex. The congress was the fruition of yer.7s of hard work upon tne part ox miss Antnony and her co-laborers, and the praise bestowed upon her, "Well done, thou good and faithful servant," by the delegates was a tribute well earned by a noble and self-sacrificing life de voted to a great cause. - Earrings Again Fashionable. Those who obeyed the dictates of a former fashion and renounced ear rings can how properly show their allegiance to the fickle goddess by again wearing these personal adorn ments. Whethsr this revival is a passing fancy or not, certain it is that many ultra-fashionable women are again seen with flashing gems in their ears. As the little hooks of almost invisible wire that pinch the lobe of the ear loosely are liable, while the woman dances, to become loosened and lost, it follows that amazingly few earrings are made tfp of genuine gems. There is no loss of brilliancy because imitation pearls, diamonds and rubies are used. Although elderly women have re sumed tho wearing of their sub stantial and valuable jewels, the younger ones have adopted tho circlet, or Neapolitan hoop. A thread of gold, strung with small tinted pearls, is one of the favorites, and seems in keeping with the pompadour dressing of the hair and the flufflness of the muslin gown. Newest Fancies in Stocks and Collars. Since the days of high stocks and collars there is no end to the variety. Several of the fashionable women at Newport this year have been seen in the morning with dark linen collars and cravats on white shirt-waists, in stead of the reverse, as has been so long the fad. These collars aud stocks aro of dark red, brown or blue linen of the very finest quality, and are made with tho little turned-over top, just as tho white collars are. They are made with a tie attached of the same material, which is crossed over behind and tied in front in a small bow. These new collars and stocks are the latest thing here, and set off a white morning waist to perfection. Ladies Home Journal. Fads and Fancies. Narrow bias folds of Persian foulard trim some of the batiste gowns. Buckles and clasps in dull gold and platinum mixed are very much worn. German damask is exceedingly pretty and durable for shirt waists. It cau be found at the linen stores. Taffeta silk trimmed with cloth and cloth combined with taffeta silk are both made use of by French dress makers. High-class modistes are making considerable use of fringes of every width in silk or chenille, or both, in combination. Galatea yachting and cauotier cloth are used this season for golf, cycle and mountain costumes, as well as for boating suits. A silk gown of a gold brown, with a light stripe in which there is the faintest tint of pink and green, has a pink yoke and lapels and facings ol the green. All the shades of blue are favored this season. Lobelia, morning-glory, flax, lavender, iris and forget-me-not are new choice blues in cloth, silk, velvet, flowers and tulle. The new lovely roso color called American beauty is a prominent shade among the season s daiuty textiles and on French millinery in hats en tire or among the striking accessories. The tiny knife plaitings which out line the jacket fronts, tunics and fin ish the lower edge of wash gowns are as pretty and effective as they always have been when they have been used m times past. Entire white costumes are in marked vogue this season, and as white para soia ana oeautitni wmte ures3 ma terials are now to be purchased at such surprisingly low prices, it is very easy to make a selection for white toilets. One of the pretty fabrics of the seaeon, inexpensive enough to cast aside when its first freshness is past, or one has had a season's careful wear out of it, is American-woven pique or "cotton reps," as some of the mer chants call it. I'arasoi covers are as numerous a shirt waists in a woman's wardrobe nowadays. Many covers are required to suit tho mauy changes of weather as well as the changes of costumes. A dark wask ?ilk tor dull days, chiffon and mull covers for tho resort, aud gay colors for days when .shopping in town. Many dressmakers are u:ius flounces cut straight from the goods, instead of the long-popular circular shapes cut bias. The reason is that on wash fabrics the former come from the laundry in better condition than th3 others, and on very light, airy fabrics they hang ' better, even when tht flounces are first arranged upon the skirt, OUR BUDGET OF HUMOE. LAUGHTER-PROVOKING STORIES FOR LOVERS OF FUN. Inclined t- Be Stubborn Bather Gener out in This Case A Double Grief Moraine Best Undisturbed An Inter eating Report Too Sure, Etc., Etc. It was an automobile B-gan to balk and rant, And when 'twas told to move on said, m auio, out i snan'ti" Harper's Bazar. An Intereetins Keport. "What sudden popularity among the girls Howard Hicks in enjoying." "Yes; he got his sister to start a report that he is a woman-hater." Chicago Record. Morning Rest Undisturbed. First Gook "How do you like your new place?" Second Cook "First rate. There isn't an alarm clock about the place." Ohio State Journal. A Double Grief. "So your fox terrier has been stolen, Miss Mary?" "Yes; isn't it a shame? And I had just paid this year's dog tax on him, too." Chicago Record. One Great Objection. "Bathe in the ocean!" cried tho pure water crank. "Of course; why not?" "Why, it's never been filtered or bailed." Philadelphia North Amer ican. Bather Generous in This Case. Mr. Stubb "Well, I'll give you credit for your cooking in the last Mrs. Stubb "Is that all? Why, you had to give Bridget cash." Chi cago News. Street Car Aoxtety. "There are two kinds of trolley faces." "What are they?" "The one we wear when we want to get on and the one wo wear when we want to get off." Chicago Record. Explaining a Statement. "What do you mean by saying ho is stuck on himself?" asked the irri tatingly precise boarder. "I mean," said the Cheerful Idiot, "that he is one of his own firmest ad herents." Indianapolis Journal. The Main Folnt. "I want to enlist to go to the Phil ippnes," said tho seedy -looking man. "lama good fighter." "That is of minor importance," an swered the recruiting officer. "Are yoi a good swimmer?" Chicago Post. A Elut For the Amateur Farmer. How to work the plow and mind the baby at the same timo. Judge. rity tho Iceman. Giles "I don't see how that ice man manages to make a living." Miles "Why, I thought there was big money in the ice business ?" Giles "There is if one sell enough, but you see he gives nearly all of it a weigh." Chicago Record. Too Sure. Mrs. Waggles "Did Mr. Wiggles seem to be excited when ho proposed to you?" Mrs. Wiggles "No; he was so cool about it, and seemed to be so dead certain that I would have him. that the first time ho asked mo I refused him." Somerville (Mass.) Journal. A Touching Tribute. Widow Farrelly "Do ye moind the beautiful bookay Mr. Googaa presinted me this mawnin"? Ah, the poor mon! his woife died jist tin days ago." Widow Murphy "Begorra, they, kipt well, didn't they?" Harper's Weekly. Took Her at Her Word. "I'll know better next time," said Mrs. Ferguson, speaking of it after ward. "I told George's uncle to con sider himself at home in our houso." "Well?" "Well, it wasn't five minutes after ward that he began to grumble about the cooking." Chicago Tribune. Looking Ahead. "Isn't Willie growing fast?" eaid a North side lady, referring to her four-year-old son. "Yes," replied her husband with a frown, "aud I hate to see it, too." "Hate to see it? Why so?" "We'll have to pay carfare for him that much sooner." Ohio State Jour nal. When Woman Comes Into Her Own. There are burglars in tho honse. Of that no doubt remains. The man has risen and is searching for something in thedarknes3. "Have you mislaid your revolver?' falters the wife. "No, my necktie," falters tho man. For after all ho is only a aiau. De troit Journal. No Sign of Progression. "Here is a paragraph which will in terest you, my dear," said Mr. Dsr ley to his wife. "A progressive woman in St. Louis uses the telephone in making social calls." "That's not progressiveuess," said Mrs. Darlev. "No?" "No; she simply has no new clothes to wear." New York World, LADY BROOME'S MINING STORY. " Dow a Train of Misfortunes Finally Reached a Fortunate Climax. ZZZi Lady Broome, in the Cornhill Maga zine, tells this interesting story: Ihis man had reached the very last of his resources without findinz a speck of gold, and although men in suoh extremity are always kind and helpful to each other he could not ex pect any one to share such fast dwindling stores with him. There was nothing for it, therefore, but to turn back on the morrow, while a mouthful of food was still left, and to retrace his steps as best he might to the nearest port. He dwelt with a good deal of rough pathos on the de spair of that last day's fruitless work, whioh left him too weak and exhausted to carry his heavy tools back to the spot they called "camp." So he just flung them down and, as he said, "staggered" over the two or three miles of scrub-covered desert, guided by the smcke of the camp-fire. Next morning early, after a great deal of sleep and a very little food, he braced himself up to go back and fetch his tools, although he carefully explained that he would not have takeu the trouble to do this if he had not felt that his pick and barrow were about hi3 only possessions, and might ieceh the price of a meal or two when it came to the last. I have often wondered since if tho impression of the Divine mercy and goodness which was so strong in that man's mind just then has ever worn off. He dwelt with a self-accusing horror on how he had railed at his luck, at fate, at everything, as he stumbled back that hot morning over his tracks of the day before. The way seemed twice as long, for, as he said, his "heart was too heavy to carry." At last he saw his barrow and pick standing up on the fiat plain, a little way off, and was wearily dragging on toward them, when he caught his toe against a stone deeply imbedded in the sand, and fell down. His voico sank to a sort of awe-struck whisper, as if he were almost at confession, as he said: "Well, ma'am, if you'd be lieve me, I cursed awful. I felt as if it was too hard altogether to bear. To think that I should go and nearly break my toe against the only stone in the district, and with all these miles to travel back! So I lay there like Job's friend and cursed God and wanted to die. After a bit I felt liko a passionate child who kicks and breaks the thing which has hurt him, and I had to beat that stone before I could feel quiet. But it was too firm in the sand for my hands to get it up, so in my rage I set out quite briskly with the pick to break up that stone, if it took all my strength. It was pretty deep set in the ground, I assure you, ma'am; but at last I got it up, and here it is solid gold, and nearly as big as a baby's head. Now. ma'am, I ask you, did I deserve this?" He almost banged the rather dirty looking lump down on the table be fore me as he spoke, and it certainly was a wonderful sight, aud a still more wonderful weight. He told mo he had searched about the neighbor hood of that nugget all day, but there was not the faintest trace of any morn gold. So, as he had no time to lose" on account of the shortness of the food and water supply, he just started bad1" to the coast, which ho reached quite safely, and came straight down to Perth in the first steamer. The principal bank had advanced him $4000 on his nugget, but it would probably prove to be worth twice as much. I asked him what he was going to do, and was sorry to hear that he intended to go back to Eng land at once and set up a shop or a farm I forget which among his own people. Of course, it was not for ma to dissuade him, but I felt it was a pity to lose such a good sort of man cut of the colony, for he was not spending his monoy in champagno and card playing, as all the very few successful finders did in those first days. I - i When Leary Did Not Salute. It was at the outbreak of this civil strife that Captain Leary arrived at Apia, in the American warship Adams. Dr. Enappe was then the German Consul at Apia, and. he and Comman der Fritze, of the German warship Adler, carried on affairs with au im perious hand. Feeling ran high be tween the Germans on one hand, and the Americans and English on llio other. The Germans bombarded vil lages on various pretoxts, fired upon unarmed natives, and gave open aid to Tamasese. Captain Leary at that time was a Commander, and it w.is not long before he and Captain Fritzo had some lively interchanges of com pliments. On ono occosion tho Adler steamed past the American ship with a native chief bound to the foremast. The German 6aluted when he passed, but no answer came back from the American. Soon the German came to a standstill. A boat was dispatched to ascertain why the American had not answered the salute. Commander Leary sent the Teuton this character istic reply: "The United Strtes does not salute vessels engaged in the slave-carrying trade." Ainslee'a. Mining in a River liottom. A novel method of gold-hunting has just been instituted witliin tho city limits of Redding. Three professional divers from Port Huron, Mich., have located a claim oa the bottom of the Sacramento River. They hive a scow anchored in tho centre of the stream. A ladder reaches to the bottom. Tho gold-hunters go down in full diving costume. The river is thirty feet deep at this point and so swift tint the divers have to wear heavy weights at the waist and on their feet. A number of small pieces of gold have been found. Tho divers havo dis covered a large crevice, which they will thoroughly explore. Sau Fran cisco Call.