VJJrS i' I i)ai!)am HetcrlV ' lf II. A.. LONDON, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, $1.50 PER YEAR Strictly in Advanct. J JB BETA'S By HELEN V. . Copyright by Eobert Bonner's Son0 CHAPTER XV. CONTINUED. ' 'Brentwood Eric Brentwood,'" he repeated, slowly. "Ah, yes; I: had forgotten. She did have a eon; aiamma said so. Oh, if my strength' would only hold out a little longer. I un getting so -weak, I can't go any Farther. Must I die out here in the storm? Oh, Inez, Inez! "Why did vou stain your soul for a few hundred dollars, after I had been so kind to vou? If you had been my friend, I would not bo locked up in this room. Ah," she said, always in a whisper,' "now is my chance if only it will hold , aiy weight 1 Good-bye, doctor. How.! Pan I ever repay you for your kind ness? Ah, you are going to Brent wood Park? You saved my life, but I don't like you." For a few moments she lay with her eyes closed. "You see, sir," said Jock, "ahe wanders." "Yes, poor little thing! I won der who 8ho cau be," said Erio in a low tone. "Don't know, sir. She must have had eome strange experiences. You see. at first she understood your name. She even asked who you were, and then went off in thp-t rambling' way." j "Had you not better get g doctor?"1 said Eric. "I am doctoring her," put in the old woman, "and I don't think she'll die, either. This is not the first case of this kind I've 'tended to." Eric did not answer her, for his at tention was drawn back to the un known girl who began to talk again. "Eric Brentwood," she was saying to herself. "What a pretty name! I know I shall like him when I see him." Although Eric knew that her senses were wandering, his pulses thrilled as he heard her mention his name so sweetly. No use to longer misunder stand his feelings. It was not pity but love that the beautiful young girl tad awakened in him. CHAPTER XVL gone! When Eric Brentwood returned to Brentwood Park, he left his heart be hind him in the keeping of the delir ious girl lying on the couch in the gipsy tent. He remembered every word she had uttered in her delirium, and thought with the gipsy that she must have had some strange experiences in her life. She had talked of being locked in a room; of the treachery of someone she! had called Inez, and then of the kind-! ness of some doctor. But uppermost' in Eric Brentwood's mind were the words she spoke in reference to him., "Ah, if she could only have said those words and meant them when she ' was conscious of her utterance," he murmured. ' Every day he meant to visit the, camp and do what he could for the girl he loved. For he acknowledged to himself that he loved the unknown girl with all the fervor and passion of his nature. Never before had he felt for woman as he did for the little suf ferer who had stolen his heart, and he knew that he wrould never be happy again unless he won her for his own. He did not think that she had heard the name of Brentwood before, but at tributed her repetition of the name so many times solely to her delirious rav ings. Had he only known who she really was! Surely fate plays strange tricks sometimes. Here was the son of the friend to whom her mother had directed her to go (for, of course, the reader knows that the girl was Breta Danton), all unconscious of the identity of the girl vrho had won his heart without an ef rort. Had he been seeking such a person as Breta Danton, her strange words might have led him to suspect that she Jhad heard of Brentwood Park. Bat he supposed Breta Danton (?) to be in the home of her grandfather, whither she had gone in the company cf Cecil Doniphan; therefore he had no idea that the little stranger knew aught of him or his mother. Every morning and evening for a whole week found Eric Brentwood by her side, and although she -was gain ing in strength she was still delirious. So often did she repeat the same words, that Eric knew iS all by heart, and as . soon as she opened her eyes with the light of reason, he intended to ask her to tell to him her history; and if she needed a friend he would be the one to act that part. But he -was destined to be disap pointed in his hopes. On the eighth day he arose early as usual, and pre pared to visit his little love, as he called her to himself. Arriving at the camp, the first one he came across was the gipsy Jock, who was gathering sticks to . kindle a fire. "How is she this morning?" was the first question he asked. - "She's gone, 6ir," returned Jock. Had a thunderbolt dropped at his feet, Erio Brentwood would not have been more shocked or surprised. -L'Gone!" he exclaimed, when he could find his 'voice. "Gone where? how? Why, man, she was too ill, be sides being out of her mind." "I know that, sir; but they insisted Qn taking her away with them.", - - ' ... n n-vn n-vo nAonAsrAvmonnononAsmsnnomomsmoMvaiMH nnn . .. , VOL. XXII. PITTSBORO, CHATHAM JD OTJBLE GREYSON. 'They? Who?" he asked excitedly. "Why, the gent and lady that came for her. The gent came last night just after you left. He said he had been hunting everywhere for her, and early this morning, just at daybreak, he and a lady came with a carriage and took her with them." Who were thev? Did they tell you their names or hers?" asked Erio, whose excitement increased as he be gan to fear that she was in the hands di enemies. They said their name was Downes. md the man claimed the sick lady as his wife. And the worst of it is, sir he said that she was crazy and had escaped from them, and that it was not the result of her illness at all the way she talked." "I don't believe it," cried Eric. "From the words she said I believe that she has enemies, and that she has Fallen into their hands." Well, sir, if you remember, she kept saying that she was locked in a room, and, perhaps, after all, she wasn t right in her head." Eric Brentwood's face was as white is death, and he trembled visit ly. Suddenly he exclaimed: "That child is not insane! I won'i riieve it! Neither will I Deifeve thai ihe i3 married. There is some foul play at work", and I mean to get at the bottom of it. Describe the man and woman to me and I'll give you a five dollar bill." "The man was of medium height, with very dark hair, eyes and mus tache. He looked like a gentleman, from the clothes he wore down to his boots. The lady had on a thick vail, so I could not tell you what she looked like, beyond that she was not very short nor very tall, and rather slender. He said that she was his sister. And, by the way, he gave me ten dollars to' pay for our trouble." "Where did they come from?"! asked Eric. "From New York, he said, but they! had taken a country house about ten miles from here, and it was from there the lady escaped, the night of that terrible storm." "Here, Jack, take this bill, and some time I may need your services toidentiy that man and woman." "Why, sir!" exclaimed the gipsy. "Do you still doubt that she is a lunatic?" "I do," he returned. "Andl mean to prove that doubt. Something within me, call it instinct or what you will, tells me that the poor little girl is in danger and needs a friend. I mean , to find out who and what are, the persons who have carried her' away, when any one might know she was in no condition to be moved. There is a mystery connected with that child, and I mean to solve it if it takes me a lifetime," said Eric Brent wood, in a solemn and agitat ed voice. CHAPTER XVII. "she has escaped!" ; We will go back to the night of Breta Danton's escape from the house Df Nita. The raging of the tempest utterly drowned whatever noise she may have made. Nita was so fright ened that wild horses could not have dragged her from the corner where she crouched in fear and trembling, covering her eyes to keep out the lightning. She gave no thought to the girl upstairs, but all during the night from the time the storm com menced until it ceased she never moved once from that spot. She sat as if paralyzed, only showing signs of life when a clap of thunder harder than the rest shook the house. , But at last the storm came to an end, as all things do. Then she rose to her feet and went to the window to peer out. Yes, it had even stopped raining, and a stray star could be seen here and there in the heavens. Satisr fying herself that the danger was all over, her thoughts turned to her pris; oner. "Uh!" she cried. "What a night 1 have put in! I wonder how that girl stood it? I dare say she has fainted from fright. I came very near it my self. However, I must go up and see." Taking the lamp in her hand, she ascended the stairs, and, unlocking the door, entered the room. The first thing that caught her eye was the strip of cotton tied from the bedpost to the bureau, and, going nearer, she saw that the window was ap and that the carpet was soaked with! rain. But where was the girl ? She looked around, expecting to find her crouching in some corner. The room was empty. Then she realized the situation for the first time. "Jerusalem! She has escaped!" she cried. 'Escaped on such a night as we had ! What a nerve she must have ! But Carlos! When he hears of this!" And she turns a shade paler as she imagines his wrath. "But" with a hopeful expression "perhaps she has just made her escape, and I may be able to find her. But nol If that was the case the carpet would not be soaked. She has been gone all night. She took her chance while I was down stairs, scared out of my wits. I wish. I could overcome my terror of a storm; but I can't, and that's all there is o But won't Carlos be angry with me for this night's work! What Bhan X ao. she said as-ain and asain. "One thing is certain, I must let him know. That' all that I can do now. After all, I feel half glad that she has escaped. IU s pnly th fear of TVbat he vill oo that OF. mi makes ma shudder. I will send fca i letter in the morning. Closing the window she took up be 'amp and descended the stairs to hr oom below, .where she immediately found pen and ink and began the ie 'er, so she could mail it as soon as di. oroke. "I wonder where she went," kept saying to herself. "And sn night I I wonder that she didn't c. dead with fright. How could she p ap the courage to go out in that sto. Qh! No one could have induced i to do it!" And, with a shudder, she arose . made ready to lie down until day? when she must be up and doing. CHAPTER XVIII. ON MISCHIEF BENT. Carlos Monteri called every morning at the'postoffice to see if there were any letters for him, and on the day fol lowing Breta's escape he found one awaiting him, in Nita's handwriting. "Ah! What's up now, I wonder?" he said half aloud. As he found himself alone, he tore open the envelope and began to read the closely written lines. "Well, of all things holy!" he ex claimed. "A nice watch she has kept on the girl ! I might have known the idiot would have let her slip through her fingers. I did not intend that she should come to the front just yet. I must try some means to prevent it. If she has reached Brentwood Park, the jig is up for Inez. I'll have to call on her and tell her the news. My! But won't she quake in her shoes!" A half-hour later, Carlos Monteri as cended the steps of Ravensmere and sent his card up to Mis? Danton. He had lost no time in making him self known to Inez after finding out her destination, and now he was a frequent caller at Ravensmere as the friend of Miss Danton. She hastily descended to the drawing-room upon receiving his card. "Ah, you did well to make haste!" he said to her. "I have bad news to impart. Breta Danton has escaped." "What!" she exclaimed, in sup pressed tones. "Yoi understood, did you not?" "But how? You told me there was no chance of her escaping." "Well, that doesn't alter the fact in the least. She escaped during the storm the other night." "What shall I do? Oh, what shall I do? Carlos, you must help me." 'If she has arrived at iSrentwood. rark, you have lost the game; but if not, there still may be a chance for you. The only way that I see out of it is to trace her steps and find out where she is; then we can better tell how to get her into our power again." "I will go with you, Carlos. I will tell them here that I am going to see iMrs. Brentwood, and you and I can go to the place from which she escaped and, at least, try to trace her. If she has not made herself known at Brent wood, I have no fear that we shall not succeed." "Would it not be safer for me to go alone?" he asked. "No, no; I must go, too. I want to see her myself.aud have her put some where that she cannot escape again in a hurry." "Oh, well, it doesn't make any dif ference to me. Since you w ish to go, tte at the station at three. Of course, I will be there also. I leave you to manage, so that no one will suspect your destination. After all, this is more your affair thau it is mine." "Oh.Heaven!" exclaimed Inez, when within the precinct of her own room. "I will not be defeated! I will not let that white-faced girl oust me from all this wealth! Bah! I would kill her first. I am not one to give up without a struggle, and I'll find a way to get her out of my path. Carlos is of more use to me than I thought, but bnce let me get Breta Danton in my clutches and then, Mr. Carlos Monteri, I can dispense with your services al together." Having made all her arrangements for her departure, three o'clock found liter at the station awaiting the train. She had sent the coachman home, tell ing him that there was no necessity for him to wait until the train started, so there was no one to see her get on the cars followed by Carlos Monteri. Inez felt that she could not wait for thfl train to reach her destination, so eager was sno to get Breta Danton within her power ero she made herself known to Erio Brentwood and his mother. "The chances are," she said to Carlos, "that, granting that she did not escape, she lost her way. How could Bhe know which way to go to get to the park, especially on such a night aa that. I feel that we shall find her." 'Bad for you, if you don't," returned he, with o half -chuckle. To be continued. J How Envelopes Were Invented. The invention of envelopes is within the memory of middle-aged persons, - - . . T". Til T T and was tne result oi a jongajon Eng land) stationer's endeavor to make his btore look attractive. He took a fancy for ornamenting his store windows With high piles of paper, graduated from the Highest to tne smallest size in use. To bring his pyramid to a point, he cut cardboard into very jnin- nute squares. ae jaaies zoos, tnese cards to be small-sized note paper, and voted it .perfectly lovely." So great was the demand that the station er found it desirable to cut paper the size i so much admired. But there was the difficulty. The little notes were so small that when folded there was no space for Jho address, so after some thought tho idea of an envelope pierced the stationer's brain. He had them cut by a metal plate, and soon, so great was the demand, he commissioned a dozen houses to manufacture them for him. From such small beginnings came this important branch of the sta- ry buMness.-The JnyentiTe Age, nrar Ay COUNTY, N. C THURSDAY, NOVEMBER THANKSGIVING IN FIBLD AND HOME, -IH THE- FIELD. WAS EVER A MIGHT MORE FAlftTo Stfr? THE- LATfr CROP STANDS IHTHtSHtLTERBD FIELD, THE-SHOCKS OF CORN WITH THBRBOUHTEWS YIELD NOD Up AT THE TREES RIGHT MERRILY ( THE ENVIOUS MOON CONTRAFULY N STARES AT THE-PUMPKINS SHINING THERE. AND THE RABBIT WHISPERS: l DECLARE-, r f IWlU J ' irti-iiwvi I nit, I rw I ivil 8 JAMIE'S DINNER. H BY COrFYN MOODY. I. N sore perplexity Jamie Dngin stood on the plat form of a little railroad station far out in the farming regions of New Jersey. He was pale, thin little fellow of fourteen years, although he looked much younger than that. And he had come from New York in order to buy a turkey for Thanksgiving Day. Of course he could have purchased one in New York, but he had very little money less than a dollar and a big policeman had told him he could get a turkey very much cheaper on a farm than in a great city market. Jamie lived with his mother and his sister Mary, and the baby Sunshine, in one of the great, high tenements ou the East Side, where poor people have their homes, and where they crowd in such great numbers that they never yet have been counted. His father had been drowned at sea two years previous, and to make matters worse his mother was sick in a hospital, and there was nobody to take care of the little girls but himself. There was nobody else at the railroad station, but the conductor of the train had told him that a man named Peter kept a farm down the road, and that he sold turkeys and chickens. It was a long walk, a very long walk, to Peter's farm, where the turkeys were kept, and Jamie's feet were blistered and sore by the time he arrived. Hardly had he walked in the front gate, however, when a great black dog, growling and snapping and showing his teeth, came bounding across the dooryard. Of course Jamie was frightened, and he climbed into the branches of an apple tree as quickly as if he were a monkey. The little boy, trembling with terror above in the branches, was. so intently watching the dog that he did not no tice the approach of a short, heavily built man with bushy hair and a thick, red beard, who kicked the dog until the poor animal howled with pain and slunk away. When the dog really had gone, however, Jamie was not so frightened, and he called out: "Are you Mister Peter?" "Yes, I am," the red-bearded man answered, looking up in the tree. Then he caught sight of the boy's torn clothing and old shoes, and he flew into a passion, shouting: "Come out o' that, you young tramp! Git down here quick, or I'll tear the tree up by the roots and slam ye down!" "Is is this the way you treat all of your customers?" "What's that?" said Peter. "Is this the way you treat all of your customers? I came here to buy a turkey." "Oh, you did?" "Yes." "More like to sneak in the house and steal something, you young vil lain. Anyhow, there ain't no turkeys for sale." "Can't you let me have one?" asked the boy. "No," said Peter. Jamie slid down to the ground and stood silent for a moment, thinking deeply. Then he spoke again: "Does that lake out there in the big field back of the trees belong to you?" "Yes," said Peter; "but it ain't no lake it's a duck pond.". "Well, if I can't buy a turkey, can I go fishin' there?" "PishinM" roared . Peter, throwing back his head and laughing until his face was redder than his beard. "Fish in' in the duck pond! Oh, dear, yes! You're welcome to all the fish you ketch there, and to all the turkeys that bite your bait, too!" "Can I, really?" the boy asked again, and Peter replied: "Yes, indeed!" n. Jamie went from the farm straight to a store near the raiiroadwhere he bought six fishhooks and a long line and a bamboo rod. Then he purchased some crackers and cheese for supper, and before it was fairly dark he lay fast asleep in the haymow of a barn near by. Half an hour after he awoke next ' morning he was sitting in the branches of a tree on Peter's farm. He had cut the fishing line into five pieces, and on one end of each piece had fast ened a hook baited, not with worm or grub, but with turo or three kernel? of 3 r If W ..H THE HOME ., . lie; . corn. And the other ends of the five lines were tied hard and fast to the pole, the butt of which Jamie held firmly as he sat up there in the tree. Jamie hap pened to look far across the fields and saw Peter and his wife and his son drive off down tho road before he had dared to try his plan. They were tak ing the black dog with them, too, and nobody was left at home. There was a sudden tug at his pole, so heavy that he was almost pulled out of the tree. Theu there was an other and another, until three turkeys and two chickens were squawking and flapping around on the ground, as if they had suddenly gone crazy for in swallowing a kernel of corn each one of them had swallowed a fishhook. Jamie improved the opportunity to slide down to tho ground, still hold ing fast to his pole. Then he wrung the neck of one fowl after another and tied them together, and, putting the heavy weight on his back, started for the nearest railroad station as fast as he could go. It was not very long after this that a carriage pulled by two splendid bay horses came down the road from the opposite direction. A coachman sat on the box, and within the carriage was a lady dressed in black, which made the gray streaks in her hair look almost white. Her right hand held a single white rosebud. She had just placed others on a little grave. Her only child her boy with golden PBEPARIXG THE FIRST PURITAN FEAST. hair and blue eyes. had been laid to rest the day before Thanksgiving of the preceding year. Suddenly her carriage stopped with such force that the hcrses reared, and she heard her coachman ory out: "Quit, Peter! Leave him alone!" The lady hurriedly looked out of her carriage and saw the chickens and turkeys lying near the wheels. Yon der a red-bearded man his face bloodshot with rage, his lips moving involuntarily, his great hands working nervously stooped toward the road, where lay a thin, pale, little lad, rag ged, dirty, motionless; his eyes were closed, his face was white, and above his left temple was a mark getting more and more purplish. All this the lady saw in a single in stant. Then she sprang from her carriage, and with one bound was by the boy's side. Her hand quickly tore open his coat and shirt and felt his heart beating. "He's alive," she said quietly, look ing up into the man's face, as he straightened and trembled under her steady gaze. "So it's probably a long LAY A THE, PALE LITTLE LAD, BAG- GED, DIBIT, MOTIONLESS. term in the penitentiary you will get instead of being executed. I will in form my husband, the Judge, when ho returns home this evening." Peter, for he was the man, shivered and choked as he tried to,rep"ly. But the Judge's wife spoks ilfst. "Quick!" she commanded, "lift the child ioto my carriage, and lay him 24, 1899. .. NO. 13. i OYER THE- HlLL,WHERtTH STRAYSTACKS LPOrt STANDS THf- FARMERS COTTAGE- ALL AGLOW- THEY'RE EATING ROAST TURKEY THERE.YQU KN0W,? AND LOOKING FOR HOT MINCE- PIE- TO COME: J , MY! DONTYOU WISH THEY'D GIVE-YOU J0ME-? 'ru iT't LIUC lUPk! THP-FROST AMD FRUIT ARP Hi-fi C eAND THE TABLE SMILES WITH A WEALTH OF CHEER, ' TO SIT IN THE FARMERS FEASTING R00M on the rear seat where I can steady himl" iii. When Jamie opened his eyes he was somewhat surprised, for he lay on a couch in a room filled with sunshine and pictures and curtains, and a beautiful lady was sitting beside him, while two other ladies (only they wore white caps and spotless,, cuffs) were doing this and that about the room. The boy's head was still somewhat dizzy from Peter's cruel blow, so the beautiful lady only smiled when he said faintly, and asked anxiously: "Where are they? Where are the turkeys an' chickens? Oh, Mary and Baby Sunshine won't have no Thanks giving after all!" Weak and half sick. Jamie sank to the couch, and buried his head so the beautiful lady wouldn't see him "cry ing tears down his cheeks," as he would have said. The beautiful lady stroked his hair with her soft, whito hand, and spoke to him soothingly, so pretty soon he . ceased sobbing, and told her alt about himself, and about Mary and Baby Sunshrne waiting for their Thanksgiving dinner, and about his mother siok in the hospital up town. Now, the beautiful lady was a very Trise lady, and almost before Jamie had finished she had ordered her car riage in haste. Then she.directed one of the maid servants to make ready to Btart with her at once for New York, and she ordered a man to accompany them. When they stepped out of the ferrv house in New York Jamie and the beautiful lady and the maid stepped inside a carriage, while the man sat outside next to the coachman, and thus they were driven to the tenement in Eldridge street, where Mary and Baby Sunshine were waiting. Soon after, the children sat down to such a meal as the children had not eaten for a long time. Before they had finished the lady had found out just where Jamie's mother was, and she wrote her a letter saying she was going to take the little folks out to her home that '' night to spend Thanksgiving Day and would bring them in town to see her at the hospital the day follow ing. She did all this, and more, too, for Mrs. Dugin grew strong and well in a few weeks, and as she had been a fine butter-maker iu England before she married her sailor husband the beau tiful lady took her out to New Jersey and gave her a little sottage to live in on one part of her great estate. Dar ing the summer Jamie helps take care of the poultry there, but in the win ter he and Mary attend the school which the beautiful lady has started for the children of her tenants. And you may be sure that they and Little Sunshine are having a much happier Thanksgiving week this year than last. hankSKiTinsr Celebration rrogramme. How may Thanksgiving be cele brated?. We will suggest a very simple programme. It may be im proved by the leader of the exercise. First Song, "The Breaking Waves Dashed High." (Mrs. Hemans' words to the niusio of her sister, Miss Browne) (Mrs. Arkwright). (Quartet or chorus.) Second Prayer. Third Reading of .the compact on the Mayflower. Fourth Song, Keller's "Arafcriian Hymn." Fifth Reading, "That Gray, Cold Christmas Day," December 25, 16iC. (&txtttvcm Qecotd. BATES Of AD VERTIOirJO One square, one Insertion One square, two insertions One square, one month $1.01 MO For larger advertisements liberal con trots -will be made. THi BALLAD CP THE PRINTER MAN Young Jenkins wa a printer man, A likely youtb, but rash; Uh thought ho ouht to sUIne in lite, Aud triod to cut a - IIa loved his muster's daughter; she Adored hira, so Iio thougat. Bat, obi the ways ol womankind! His love it came to 0 H wrote a note, in wh'ch ne let His tiotin? fancy ftlsk; Bb-i cried, "O'i, wuat a risk tn rual Ana wnat an " How In the not he cried, "If you Don't to niy Rifadin? liarlt, 1'j'diul l'il aid" butbho did not His t Ehn put fan noti straight In the Cre Tne llnmH but s owly stole on; Clio broke another coal in tiro, Aud put a ; A"d so the rote was burned, and she Retired to bed, quite wearv; jlpanwhile poor Jenkins waited for . Tne ansvvcr to his ? It never camo. Ills mind gave way. And fairly went to racke's; O ropH-eud t o tied round hi sack. Tuo other round some For once, although teetotal, ho A'iOvveJ himself a drop; A-l, q me cut u;, he, wutn out dow3, Haii cuuia to a . . Tlt-BiU PITH AND POINT, S'aowmau "Have you founi me leopard for the show yet?" genl "No; but I've got ono spotted."- Puck. Passenger "What time do thcao cars lenre this corner?" Coniluctor "Quarter after, half after, quarter to, aud at." Puck. Maude "I firmly believe lb at we should love o:tr enemies." Jack "la that caa I declare war non you at once." B.-ooklya Life. It's curious thai the avera-;3 doctor only speaks one lau-ua?e, despito tho fact that he is familiar witU bj raau tongues. Philadelphia EecorJ. H asked her for a kiss. He too'c A lot, d as pi co all t-lii joulJ say; A'id yet she brought lilm not to uoo';, For well she liked his taking w.n-, I'd'. v Philanthropist "Why tlon't yon go to work? Labor ennobles a man." Vagabond "Eat I am oppDsel to tao nobility." Iluiaoristichc Blaet ter. "And you broke ol tli3 eujaj ment?" said one yoan.?vman. "ie3, not brutally, you know. Bat I nm. a?ed it." "HoV" "Told her wu.it my salary i?." "Don't you dare kiss me!" she cried, warningly. "Why, I wasn't, thinking of euch a thing," he eaid.'. "Well, I wpp," sLe replied, fhiJy. Philadelphia North American. " 'It is woman's lot to euffer in si lence :'- I wonder what is the origin of that sentiment?" "Perhaps it's a corruption of the truth that a silent woman suffers a lot." Detroit Jour nal. Mrs. Gobbs "I think it very tt range that your friend Dob-is never married." Mr. Gobbs "Oh, joit !on't know Dobbs. He isn't - half such a fool as ho looks." New York Weekly. "A man," she "ud, "never knows when he is well oif." "True." he re plied, "and it's a mighty fortuuata thing for womeu who don't care to be old maids that they don't." Chicago Evening Post. 1 Mrs. Beenwed "I could never un derstaud how Mrs. Spadeface man aged to marry such a handsome man." Mr. B3euwed "I should think you would be able to figare it out from your own experience." Columbus (O'uio) Journal. . Census Supervisor "You mist hive taken the enumeration of the peoplo in that Indian settlement very care'easly. There are certainly many more of them than you have printed." Census Taker "Sare. I counted two half-breeds as only one Injun." "Well, here's another case of acci dental shooting." "Too bad! 'I won der why it is that peoplo will go oa fooling with guns that they don't know are loaded." "Ob, they knew this one was loaded all right. It hap pened at a French duel." Chici Times-Herald. H. Hain't lloinnn Koadf. tip to the year 1824 the modem roads of Great Britain were inferior to those the Romans built prior 'to the fifth century. Tho completo system included six main roads from Loudon, i with their branches, aud a perfect i network of cross roads, measuring all tcld some G003 mile?, and connecting Edinburgh, Glasgow, Bath, Bristol, Newcastle, Dovex and othe: points still unoccupied by thriving towns. The Roman roads wero narrow, but built to last for-all time. The usual j width wa3 about fifteen feet, the ; depth three feet. The bottom was dug out and well rammec, a founaa tiou of larger stones was laid in ce ment and layers of smaller stones tap ered off toward the top, which wa laid crowning in the middle to shed rain. Such cement as Romans used made these roads practically solid blocks of stone. ' - Tiro Service Year. A church in whicli only two ser vices are held dnring the course of any one year is a curiosity, yet such a one can be found in the middle of a large field near the village of Towton. England. It was originally erected as a memorial to Lord de Clifford, who fell in tho battle of Towton in 1451. Services were instituted for the purpose of praying for the repose of his soul and those of his followers , who fell in that historic battle. They might havo been discontinued long . ago did not the vicar of Ryihcr, in whoso parish the church is situated, receive the tithes from no less thao one thoaaud and nine acres of land 1'iat arc del;cted to the UU1 sanc tuai-y. V it a.? ii $ t: u it w hi ft " I i 'X- t n t ' .-4 J' it; f "A S: : ' 1 i ' !'.' 1 i lv. , i ; i

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