Jljotljaia Retoro. RATES II. A.. LONDON, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. ADVERTIOinO On square, one Insertion W-f' One square, two insertion j One square, one month. - TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, $1.50 PER YEAR Strictly Id Advanci. VOL. XXIII. PITTSBORO, CHATHAM COUNTY, N. C. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 13, 1900. NO. 17. For Wear advertisemeaU liberal treu willb be made. 1 I IN THE CHINA SEA I A NARRATIVE OF By fEWillU VT. (CofTsionr w bt Robmt Boikei'i 8om.) V CHAPTER IX. 1 ' THE DEt-ttZKNS BErONIt THE WALL. ' The following morning m wen early astir. I shot u pheasant fo: breakfast. This moraiug ceretuonj being finished, we net out on out journey down tbe coast. Wo walked lowly, oarelully studyiug tbe sky, tb gronud, tbe trees everything. I hoped to meet with some person Even a savao would be welcome. knew that most of tbe semi-civilized tribes ou tbe Chinese border were warlike, chiefly when pressed by an enemy or wheu forced by hunger to pillage. Especially in tbis true of the Southern tribes. Iu the northern auc colder proviuces, where the climate induct greater activity, the Tartars, the Mongols ami the Mautuhooriai re of a more savage nature. But did not expect to tin J auy of these in this land of flowera. At every step wo trod beautifil blossoms into the yielding earth. Nt conqneriug hero returning from bi victories ever walked bis charger ovei pathway strewn with roses of sc rich a perfume as had these that wort destroyed at every step we took. Ovei our bends grew fruit iu plenty. Ap ples of toothsome tartness, oranges ol the brightest yellow an I mangoes o) delicious flavor were scattered through the forest in prodigal profusion. Great palms towered above us, ir whose deep sba les the cooling fresh noss of enduring moisture could be felt. Birds of wonderful beauty hoverc. round us, as wo trumped along. Among them I noticed golden pheas ants, orioles and a bird unknown tc me, but excelling ull others in the brilliancy of its plumage und sweet Bess of its s ouij. None id these evinced the least foar, nd we could, bud we been so in clined, reached out and caught num bers of them. The sweet songs of some- of these feathered beautiee nude cheerful inn-de to our Ingoing footsteps. From among tho brandies over ou. be tils the comical faces of little browi monkeys peered ut us iu the inov friendly way. Some of them seemed bout to extend us tho hand of fellow ship. Here and there, bounding from tree to tree, or ssaddtug through tbe fern? aud Mowers, were playful squirrels. We munched apples aud oranges Wii wont along. "Ono thing is certain," I sail "There is no fear of starvation. Wi Lave plenty ou every hand." After a walk of some miles we ballet for a rest. Miss Arnold sat on a mossy mound, and 1 reclined on tho grass near her. 1 told h.i of America, about the wonderful lauds of California: about tho wonderful growth of cities west of t'ao KucUy Mountains; ho railroads sprang up; how mining lon.h were developed. In all this she tlntwee great interest, ua 1 I strove to please her lest iu becoming lonely aud gloom; he should lose hope. That night we spent as tho night be fore it had been, and the stars of the southern skies kept watch over us u we slept. Morning broke calm and clear. 1 was astir long before Miss Arnold, an by the time she had our frugal break fast ready I had been some distance down the coast and had enjoyed a re freshing plunge into tho salt sea. We wasted no time, but immediate ly after breakfast took up our line o: inarch. We bad not none far when our pro gress was checked by a high wall ol etoue, which ell'ectually cut in nfffroni whatever was beyond it. It was about twenty feet high and extended ucrosf the laud and out into deep water. Miss Arnold sank upon tbe ground. Her pale face betrayed great ogitation. tilie looked at me despondently. "What do you suppose it is?" she sked iu whisper. "I don't know," I replied. I have read of the Ohineso Wall, but did not expect to tind it iu tho South Seas. There must of course, be men beyond that wall. The thing it to scale it." "Do you think there eran be auj opening iu it?" she asked. "I con easily Ind out," I answered. "The laud is probably not very wide here. I noticed when we landed frorc tho yacht the land sheered in this di rention on the left, while we have fol lowed the coast to the right. If so, we are on a peninsula, which for some reason has been walled up. Now, il yor are not afraid to remain here lone, I will follow tho wall as far as I deem it advisable and seek a place t get through it." "I shall be safe enough," said Misi Arnold. "If the wall keeps us on thit side of it, it must keep on the othui aide whoever is there now." She kept the pistol, which expori ence had shown she knew haw to use and shouldering my rifle I started to follow the wall. I walked from sea to sea. Iu at lour I found myself at tbe end of the wall, and just as far from getting over It as ever. Not a gate, not a hole eonld be found the whole length of it.' It completely cut our peninsula oM from the rest of the land. )isgusted nd '.' lering, I hurried back to Mis- Arnold. "Von foil 'nl nothing." she said, hen I appeared. "Your looks prove it. Haw- i.e, then, readied the end Aud what U to be ;omo of un?" Tbetu ADVENTURE. HOPKINS. if wu euepiuiuu oi wuiairura in neil eyes, aud I hastened to reply cheer' fully: "No; I found no gate, but that doesn't signify. This much is rea sonably sure. That wall did not grow. It was built by human hands, tud not centuries ago, either. IX this ir all is all that separates us from iiuman beings, we will find a way to get over it. But now I am going toi reeonnoiter." "What are yon going to do?'' askew Miss Arnold. I had unbuckled my sword and laic it ou the ground. I then selected tall tree aud commenced to climb it. "If I can't get up that wall, I can get up this tree," I said, "and it it sometimes quite au advantage to see how the situation looks to man up a tree. Don't laugh, for I may be not so nimble at this sort of thing as I was years ago." Up, up I went, until I reached the higher branches. Settling myeelf A'here I could stand without discom lort, I looked over the wall. The scene upon which I looked was i ttartliug one. Back from the wall, extending sev ral hundred feet, was a clear space. L'pon this space were about a thou land women, kneeling with their face toward the wall, evidently engaged in lotne kind of prayer. Gestures of en reaty aud supplication were easily listiuguishahle. , These women were of dark-brown color. They were clad iu garments that were simple, comfortable and iluptcdto the climate. A critically nclintd observer might claim that ;hey were only half dressed, but this, would not be literally true. Theirj garment was a gown, loosely hanging tround the neck, armless, belted at .he waist, and a skirt reaching a short listauce below the kuee. Back of them a narrow road led in- 0 tbe forest. "What do you see there?" asked Hiss Arnold. "Von look interested. Kro we near a town?" "I dou't see anything that lookslike town," I replied, "but there is s rigantie. prayer-meeting going on over ;here. All women. And they are as brown as tun. Their features are much like our own. They all kneel, 'scing this way, audare praying aloud. I'hey dou't look like civilized people, lor do they look like savages. I have jeanl of Amazons, but I never heard .bey spent much ti'ne prayiug. 1 lou't see auy weapons of any kind, I Hi going to cill to them. Miss Arnold watched me anxiously is I placed myself iu tho tree where Uie women could see me. I give 1 loud shout. The elFect was instantaneous, -Wnu.einent seemed to eeiza upon .hem. They stopped praying and com--nenced to laugh and shout. Then, is if overcome by some sudden fear, :hey turned and tied into tho forest. In an instant not a woman was risible. "They are not Amazons," I said tc .Miss Arnold, "for they tied precipit ately. Not one is left. There isn't a jiituun being in sight now, but I am ;oiug to suy up here a while. Bos ubly tho iuulo population will come to ten whut's up." "I hope they are not savages," said Miss Arnold. "I don't understand now we could got to a land of brown people. We didn't have time to gol rery fat from China." "Here comes somebody now," I said. "Hollo! This is a plueo of mysteries. I sec it Chinese soldier a cavalryman, (lowly ridind along. Now another I'hinuuiau on foot he is a soldier, .oo. I must not let them seo me. L'hey are talking together. Now they ire going up the road leading into the ,'orest." "Oil, dear, I am all of shiver,' (aid Miss Arnold. "WLat will you t ee next I wonder?" I remained iu the tree until I wan iired, ami nothing new transpiring, I lescended. "What shall we do?" asked Miss Arnold. "We are not so much better jifthuti before. The women may be to frightened that they will not let myo'.ie comn to our assistance." "We must be patient and see. II .10 one comes after a reasonable length of time I w ill construct u lad ler and we will get aver tbe wull. Meauwhile lam going to take a bite.' "I will join yon,"suid a mau's voice near me. We both started. Mirs Arnold turned very white and nearly fainted grasped my rifle aud stood ready tc licet foe. But it was no foo thai was coming toward us at least not i formidable one. He was apparently s man more than seventy years of aire He was tall and thin. His face wa? haggard and coursed with deep lines of suffering. Ho was ilreised iu a ilark-browu suit, and his feet wera :lad in saudals. His hair was thit ind white. No beard was ou his face save the short- growth of a few days His right arm hung, useless, by hi.' tide. "Who are you?" I asked, stil standing with my rifle ready. . His tbin, ashen lips parted as if in in attempt to smile. lint it was a imile in which there was no mirth or ladness. "I might better ask who you are,' ie euid, advauciug toward us, "sinci rou are the stranger and I the dweliei here. You need have no fear of mi H Teast. I am as Jarsrca:- nay, thousand times worse off than your jelves." 1 put down my rifle. Miss Arnold looked courageous again. There was 30 mistaking the honesty in tho old nan's voice. "Then if you are a dweller here, ;ell us where we are and how wo cau get to Hong Kong," I taid. I Again the old man's lips parted in liis mirthless smile. "The one were ea?y to tell tho other, impossible. But I offer ymi fiy hand. See. it is tbe left one. My ight is powerless." "Slowly, general! Easy!" he said, lis I shook his band. "I atn oi l and rail." ; "Von mistake. I ntu not a general," I remarked. "Vou wear the uniform of a Khan -in officer of hijrh degree in Chiua." "Jt is simply a stolen one tukm from a fallen foe. I inn au American. I was lost at sea. My companion is Miss Arnold, an Englishwoman of (long Kong. We drifted about in u I'aeht and were grounded ou this land. We know nothing ubout it, save whut Iv e saw ou our way through the forest md what I eaw over the wall. I was up in a tree and saw a t-trangj sight." "What did you see?" asked the old man, eagerly. "I saw about u thousand women kneeling iu pruyor. They rushed hway wheu I called to them. Tht u two Chicese soldieis appeared." "Then what?" asked tho old man. "Did you call to them too!" "Xo. I simply watched them until Ihey went awav." "Ah! It is" well. Had you dii .dosed your presouce. to them, you jvould now be a dead man an 1 your Companion would bo a captive." "Mercy!" exclaimed Miss Arnold. I'Xre all Chinamen bad?" "All that I ever saw. There may Iie good ones, but they are not here. Jut you said you were going to cat. Shall we not?" "With pleasure. I am anxious to tear you tell us of the land wo have lhauced upon, so full of mystery nn 1 trouble." "Ay! Vou may well say it. Trouble tingled out Talniuouh for its own and Las kept it." We found comfortable places to sit lown. Miss Arnold rested near lue, lacing the old man. "tJo on, friend," I spid; "tell us of Talmooch, if nuoii he the name of the ilace." "To begin with your name?" '(.'rickniore Dr. Archibald Crick nore, of Sun Francisco. And yours?'' "William Avery, of England unj iTalmoocb." "England!" s-iid Mis Arnold. "Ves. England is my home, l was. But of that later." CHAPTER X. THE OLD MISSIOXAKV'S STOISV. "Ves," continued the old l.lau, as ie settled hi:n.df in a comforlaM; lositlon; "this ii the i-Itnd of T'.il uooch Vou inav have beard of r. Sot you, in San Francisco, doctor, but Sliss Arnold, there, may have heard it neutio'.ied iu Hong Kon;:." "No, I cannot reeolleet having ever icard the name, Mr. Avery," sui 1 M;s Arnold. "Ah, well, it is no matter. The ,'ame of Talniooi-h is u tiling of the :nist. Tho islau 1 was at one lime, iitfuy years ago, noted for the superior ;oal aud lead mines to be found in the uouutaius away o!V there," pointing jver ihe wall. "And it was ulso fa nous or the high civili.atioii of i'.a ;ieople, who, untutored as wo uudei itand it; had a skill entirely their own ; in various Manufactures, such us silk ! ud steel. Von may have heard of thu ! Jiimar blade' '!" I "It seems to me I heard tho term . used at a meeting of the oliiecrs of a j militia regiment to w hich I was at i taehed," I replied. "If I reinemb( r II -orrectly, they spoke of it ni a de tirablo thing, but one that could not it present be obtained." "Ah, yes, that is to i true," he said tally. "Tho .luinar blade is of thu just, save for tho coiiipiei-ors of this nihuppy laud, lint I am anticipating ny story. Vou are in a strange land. There urn dirliciillies before you of vbich you have never dreamed, it is etter. even nt the use of a little :iine and patience, that T tell yon my iwn history aud that of the island, hat you may judge for yourself the visest oourse for you to pursue." "Yes," I sr.id. "We are eager to lear you. Is it not so, Miss Arnold?" "It is so, Mr. Avery," added Miss Arnold. TO ill! COXTIXI FD. fSriieioine Stiitnea. Seeing that flowers fa lo and even immortelles have but tlu.ir day, the lorrowing family of one gouiicman rust about for some original and en during way of perpetuating the m -iii-Dry of their beloved one, and they discovered it. too. That is to say. they reversed the operation of the pa gan gods and changed the body of what was once a living creature into u statue, which is to lie seen ut the sometery of Pere Laehuisc, where if ties in a triple colli u of glass. Thu jorpne, having been plunged into phenio acid, and washed iu u solution if nitrate of silver, was placed in a galvauo plastic bath. The result is a statue in every respect i le-nticd with the individual, ana to use a Hiberui cistn, strikingly lifelike. The doctor whose method was i neeessfully em ployed to bring about this curious transmutation confidently hopes that in future all public statues will be made on the saute principle. But the tttttue-ereet ing mood no longer pre vails in Tar is just now. Indeed, most politicians and people are iconoclasts, and would gladly elemolisb many id' the existi ig monument todeud cedeb rities, and quite a number of living ones to boot. Loudon Telegraph. ffo rOR.LD BEAUTY BRIEFS. Hint lor Women Who lelr a ;onl IVi-Mmnl Aiipearuni-c. Never hope for a rlonr. rosy skin ninl bright '' us long us you cat greasy mid highly seasoned food. l'.ninettes must never use bornx nv mila when Ihey cbanipno their hair, nor must blondes use ammonia. Hot Wilier rlcnusos. cold Wilier makes fair, mid iiinss.'ijro makes the fan smooth unit sightly. Cosmeli'S nhvnys have been used snd always wilt be; but only a silly woman thisc ihivs plasters her fare or iljes her hair. The litshes of It 11 ilcltllt lillli-t never be -ut; they will not prow In nil cases; iieuee the risk. Stiff lyebi'ijw s are iofloneil ly oil und brushing. ... "J'.iefy" arms imenning red, coar-e (rrnined armsi spen!; of bail ciiitilii lioii. Swins them vigorously und bathe tin-in with hot water nud alcohol :il itili rvals. Jioii't sharply point vlor them red. only lo so. your nails or vulvar women Blue lips tire l omnion. The heart is r.smilly In ivvoll. P.ivathiin: exercises --inhaling and exhaling Jliroush the nose-is the very best remedy outside of that t;;;ineil by seeking a phyi.i Llun's advice. Veiny imses are unlovely things. Very full blooded women are most if ten viclims. Bath" the nose gently Willi warm water and after a few lno melils with cold. Massage gently, "Ago wrinkles" are like facts, stub born things; Inn 'laughter wrinkles" ire good iiutuivil. aud may be couyed iwny by mi mo; hing them Iu au oppo site direct inn every day. Elbow sleeves and scrawny firms ire not friendly. To round cut tho latter. Ilex the iniiscl. s; open and dose ihe lingers rapidly for ten minutes at x time. A little peroxide in the waler. when Ihe hands nrc very brown, will help lo whiten them, bin silver sand, shaved aslile so:ii and hot water are betler. Ten minutes' immersion every day. The Fashionable lire .lunU-r. The fashionable' dressmaker is a lady nf presence, its autocratic In ber mien as utiv i-eis-'ning sovereign, lief bouse bears no out ward and visible t"km of her profession: it is Minply a quiet and conservative looking house in a row I of others eiptally modest, and its iiu I niiietiiiie doorsteps and well appointed ! windows are like I hose of its neigh bors. Kinging the bell, the visil'.r or customer is iiilmitted by a trim maid ' In c:'p ami apron, or by a neat buy in j bullous, and, ill a spacious drawlng- room, awaits the niteiiiion of the s j labllsl.iiicin's presiding genius. To ber let in I lie- novice dictate, nor tlie hi ranger without ricdcnti.'ils apply w ith too mii' li confidence. Her gowns are creations; they are possible only .o t!ie woman of the long purse; they will be tilted to u miracle, and will be dicams of pi-rfee-lion. bill their e-ost must be i;oiorlloniile ro their beauty, and to that touch of Ihe mode which only the exclusive dressmaker run Im parl. As a rule, Mich an artiste Is nil excellent woman of businei-s and si e takes orders for n season's wardrobe' for, a Washington outfit, for a debu tante's dresses, eir a bridal iroiissi'iiu, and carries ihcnt out with a nicety of ilelail which Is most satisfactory. This particular dressmaker ol' Ihe haute noblesse never makes up women's own maleihils. She has on her shelvcM vel vets, cloth, laces, silks and satins ga lore, and on her Mnff are tailors who furnish the costume most si've-rely simple, as well as dressmakers whose I've-nliig and elinneT gowns arc marvels of elaboration ami ornament. Collier's Weekly. Violet l-'Ai-iiilnff Fur Women. The success eif vloli't farming for women has been marked iu ut leasi one e-iise. From a town near New York City come the vleih'ts that bring the highest price iu the three' shops of the particular dealer to whom Ihey are sent. He lias become renowned for the size and fragrance ef ihese flowe rs, mid ull hough Ihey Sedl ill twice the e ustoiury figure' Ihe supply of llii'tn falls far short eif the- demand. Tin- woman who grows thi'iii began sevi n yi'iirs ago, because' the time lor her to e-aru money had e-enue some what iinoxpcelcilly and she' ilcchlcd lo use- her gre elihoilses for that mi ails. Success came quickly, nud her yearly profits from their sale amount to a comfortable- Income. She has ref rained from exlcinling ber facilities for (lie business, e'hlelly he-cause she is unwilling to undertake any greiiti'r responslliilliy. eirowing tinners in another form has also been suggested reee-uily as n means of livelihood for women, which Is not only adapted to thedr powers but fairly sure in yield ing n profit if nianageil with prudence. Soincboily who has given thought to the maiicr says that a capital ol $.oo will start i-oidi nit I'titerprise provided, of course, the land Htid buildings do nit have lo be' paid for. Lavender rosemary, peppermint and olhe-r sweet herbs lire always in demand. It Is estimated that the minimum price for an iHTo of law'hilor Is -f'.'oO. Fepper- mint and rosemary also bring good pr.ccs, anil tin-re is no ilelail nt this kind of liiiuilng which U of a kind lo bp distasteful to Sun. WOIM'IJ.-.New Vol U riuitiM Mini e imin I'ln". A variety of (.'old chain used Jr.M now is for the moment a rival lo the l"ti: lorgiji-lt" e-hain and tin- conven tional necklace. It consists of a short chain, not more than seven Incn-s e.r eight l imps, in length. Tin- chain is made of links f line gold wire, and is finished nt eiie'i ind by a stick pUl with lead of i-onsideriilile sh'.e. It Is a recent fashion to wear one of these on the neckband of a bodice. Tbe collar bauds are now so plain and li.it that they ran l"-r.r being rendered mi. re buportaiit. Tbe usual neckband is a broad bias sir.';) or silk. It may or may not b" tucked, but the plain bunds liobl the palm of novelty. Tak" your Utile coin and stretch it over Hi" neckband beneath tli" chin in about tic middle of ih" neckband. Kasten it hem nth tin-ears with a stick pin, one on each side. Ii is Intended to hiiee the chain go straigl- across, but the longer i hes will droop a linle if worn over n si I'T thicat. The pins are set iu. just hetientli the e-nrs, no further around toward the baek. Another AM to Uulrlninnj-. The ring bciirer is lb- latest func tionary in up to date weddings, lie is usually a linl" boy. the smaller the belter -provided, of course, that lie ciin be tri stcd w iin his Important mis sion, and lias been siillicieiiily drilled. In th" procession he notally walks with tin- lluwi-r girl, and ns his n.-tmit implies, be is the ciiiodlatt of th- t ing. The handling of this important factor in the wedding ceremony lias always been embarrassing. If the bridegroom takes charge of ii himself he invari ably fergils which pocket he put it in. and there is a gnat fumbling time. Sometimes it is inticMid to the eare of the best Ulan, who produce it at the proper time, and bunds It to Ihe happy man. But this is awkwardly done, as a rule. The ring bearer i; di signed to d i away with this, and at the winie lime lend an i-leine-nt of nove lty to the ceremony. Itmplre I lTi l In I'nnt I'ollai. Kevers on e'oiits an 1 jacki-ts no long er stri'tch in wld" points from boul der to shoulder, but are small and I'oundi d. er Viiinlykcd; the favorite form of collar is ihe se ries of small ca pi w ith raw. ch aneul e-dges. lin hemmid and unbound. This varia tion of llie coachman's triple cape- is reminiscent of the empire period, and it is n'cti chielly on long I'oats of that persiiasii n. The empire style Is ap parent iu nciii ly I'very department of drtss. but especially iu e-oats am! innn-th-.i. elraceful as It is. to those who know how to use il aright, that way danger lies to ihe ntu uloied, for it is only on th" graceful, wilh.wly form that the olupir" modes are seen to ad vantage, and not to i'very wo:n-;i is given a I'gure answering to this de scription. sewing ItiKini A'ljiini-lK. For tlie sewing ro"in plee-e boxes in stead of piece lugs are much to nc picfe rrcd. These may be built along the' wall, forming pigeon boh about eighteen Inches si'iiaro, duly labeled for e-ach itieiiibiT of the- family and for linings and pallcm::. , i hint, curtain falls to the floor in front of such ealdnei. the convenience of which ha only to be trie-el lo be d mollsl lale-d. Arab laces are very popular. rami" vi IveU spotted w ith gold Is veiy ailracilvc. I'ri'tich knots arc as commonly usoel for elress eleci'i'ulioii as liny were last spring. Blai'k fox showing a few while hairs Is re-porle'el as euie of I he favorite furs for boas. Bands of lace inse-riioii nllcmnied with tucked bands f gray silk form effective waists. (irccian satin, a new wool mate-rial for I'Vi'tiing wraps and le a gowns, has a tiny diagonal stripe on tin surfae-e-, Itcel ve-lve t appliepte' lie-signs einbroid civil with gold, an- the elce'oratlon eiti the bolero of a while taffeta silik waist. A pretty ve'sl is made of creatn spot le-d net, tucked ut wide intervals, tilled iu w ith liny bias bands of evlored silk stitchi'd on the e-dg- .s. Fichus will be- (In- feature of elrcssy gowns and will be- made of mousse line te soie, line- nets, line- and chiffon, or e-ve-n of fa brie-, and will outline I In- yoke trimmings. Cold braid buttons, gimp, galloons of tai'ious widths, iippliipie designs mixed with black braid or flue cut je-t, are lavishly used on new Fre-ndi round hats. I'icniug toiptcs. reception wraps, tea gown-, jiukeis, and fancy golf waists. A rough niaicrial called frieze, suh-eliie-d by tl sill face of white- hair, coins to be- one of tin smart mate riuis for winter. Tin-" rough fabrics are usually 1 1-1 in i: ii I liberally with bands of silk or satin eovorcil with rows eif fitue-y braids. Some of lit c.l.l weaihi-r stri'i't bed cro ami Eton j:n hi is of bhuk. royal blue, Russian gt'i i tl and (ire-nut vel vet eii- alums elc Not.l will be- fin ished Willi long pointed rcvers nud a Bobi spicrre hood of otter, seal, mink or other costly I'm. When puriliasiiig sheer linen hand- ; kerchiefs. Il is well to renu mber that 1 pure linen may be very readily vecog. I ni.cd by moistening tin- tip of Ihe tim ; ger and drawing the fabric over It, i l.lncn will Inimi-ellatidy show the moU j itirc iin.'iigu ns iiicsucs, nunc i-oiioi. I Will llhsut h it- OUR BUDGET OF IJL MOIt LAUCHTER.PRCVOKING STORIES FOB LOVERS CF FUN, llpn, ttip In:UlHllr Not Ift Aloiir HI JCxjicrli'iic- f (jtiinlRl A Definition "o Iteafcmi 1'itr It- A StM'tW.v (trnuuica! eaA (irUtrOU Off IT, ICt'.. Ut'. II K. Jf you would weep bcM-ie r v rrave JJ.a'.li would be sweet to in ! she. I will! 1 will! 1 promise yoj -.Iu;'. Iry ine- once nnd sic! He went awav with snry word': "lib. mail!'1 the nmnl'ii sighci: "f'onrcde all that he Hsks, and still 11c isn't latislicd." Chicaio Tinieie Herald. "nl I.t-ft Alone. Watts " Whi'ii a man gets down Ihcje are few hands extended to him." rolls-- "Ves. few bands; but ju--t think of Hie feet. II If r.xpi-rlf-iirr. "Hid Hunter have any expciii-uce with big game?" "Why. yF. I believe he got away from a black bear onoe.'-- Buck. eT'niicenifil. A-"My wife ami I agree perfectly." It-"Indeed. How do you manage V" A "She only sees my faults, and I M'e only b"is."- l'lk'gcnde Ulaetter. A I)i-fllillln. I.lttle elalen - "1'iipa. what is a coil valcscent ':" Jr. Tombs "A convalescent, my son. Is a patient who is not dead yet ' -Fuck. No ItriiK'iil for It. The I.ndy of tlie 1 ioil-i-- The-sc veg etables look rather wiped. " Tin e;n ,-r"s Boy -Well, tiny ortn't to; they've peon tsprinkh d rv'ry moiu iug t his we-e-k." A Soclrljr ernnmvit. "Marie, doesn't ye tin .' Nun Hi top ill anything but stare w in n be calls to spend au e-vr ningV Oh, ''. I.ouls ; I-. yawns." la diauapolis Journal. A ipni-rnii eider. First Artist "liid Moblcy iniiUo yon any offer for your la si picture ?" Second Ai'list "Ves; lie said he'd give me a new canvas for the one I bad spoiled." Chicago Itecorel. 1'niully lh '!. Asklngloti -"Who was your fnci.d whom I saw you walking with, ibis af ternoon V" Teller "Hob: lie wasn't a friend: that's in v brother In law."- llnipii's i Bazar. Highly IiB'iriit.-ni on Ills filry. Veiutig I.ndy im music shop "Ilavi you 'A Heart Tha I Heats Wit II I.ovcV ' Assistant tlibishingiyi "No. miss; I Miould consider il highly imprudent j on a sahny of in dollars a w.u. Til Bits. I'ur.l-atrfiil. o your si' 1 aiii very Mistress ilescrte d you eetln :in has sorry to hear it." Cook "Yes. mn'.T.n, and after all I did for him: be wedgln d over two hun dred pounds 1 here at the h.-t."- Hit-nioristischi- I'.laci tcr. j Ami e... Alie ail Stole ! . Fhileise'l'liif "And li'iw. alo-f hav ing revliiweel ail piiili sophy w ith you, th -re Is only euu- law that I cau lay down for your giildanc".'- Siudcnt "W hat is thai V Philosopher -'Wheu jou :.f- sure yon are right, ymi should su.-j "hat you are wrong. " l.ll'e. Ilralal IlarU. "Ah! Mr. Fr.inkley. your s. ma I-: tire so beautiful!'- sighed ,!i.-s eiush ley. "You arc surely tin-" gr-:it p"i l-'" 'Thai's what!" re udii d Frankh-y, who had bee n dragged to t!,,.- pink tea .-igiiinM his will. "You e-i.n'i gd up an argument with ni" on ihal subject. " Catholie- Slandard and 'linn s. Iiiekhniiitilile'. "He may be a littl" le-dious at times, I i-.il Ids fund eif in I'm million is Inex haustible." "Ye:;," niiMvered Miss Cayenne', "tin tv's no eloiibl of it. Ih' take s mi much time- to te II every llttlo fact that there is no danger of the supply eve r giing mil."--Washington Star. Aiivlr to Weary WHlti. "I see' yer inoviti out, lioss," rr tuarki'el a very ellsivputalile looking Weary Willie, who had stopped to wat;h the uperatioli. "Is eb'y aiiytliillg you don't nerd 'at I might tak'?" "Yes," snapped tin crusty Miburh iinile. te ssing a bundii' into the van, a bath:"- Catholie- Standard and Times. In Tlei se- llii nf W nr. A sad!" shoulid the looki'tit. Tin- aelmiral Knit his brows. "I hope It's I In- enemy:'- he mut tered. "1 hit" enough powtler to tight a battle', l et m-l enough to lire a sa int. !" With this he- fobbel bis arms and gloiunily i -olio luplali'd the hot iy-oh.-- Detroit Journal l'i! lli I llllo I. Ion. A nii'tlii f wa- showing be-r rte-ni little Juc ;t pie-luri "f the- iiiar I. v rs thrown te tin- lions, and was talking ve ry sol emnly to him. trying to make him feed what a terrible thing II was. "Ma." he said. Muldenly, "oh. ma, Just look at that little littl) right be b'.nel tin re-. He wont get luiy.'-Ciu-clnn.iti Enquirer. , SI i wit; f lljlirld. "That girl is an enigma!" "No wonder! Her mi ther-v was such mere binti'illy! "Iinle'cel!" "And lu r f.-it tn i was ;i regular lol- ler!" Even the small si't, prny eibservc. are not dtogelher exempt from the1 nibile laws of heredity. Detroit Jour- j leal. FLOATING FIELDS. lioiilrii Tlirlr lirul v Thi-y Are of rnctl rul I'M 111 lllns. It was Hi-. M.ntJowau who some years ago described tbe manner Id which floating lields and gardens are formed in China. In the month of April a bamboo raft ten fi'i-t to twelve feet long and abotlt half us broad Is prepuri'd. The poles are lashed to. gethcr with interstices of an Inch be tween each. Over this a layer of straw an inch thick is spread, and then a coating two inches thick of adhesive muil taki'ti from the bottom of n cnnal or pond which receives tho seed. Tbe raft is moored to Ihe bank In still wa ter and requires no further attention. The Mraw soon gives way, und the foil also, the roots drawing support from tiie water alone. In about twen ty eiays tlie raft becomes covered with the creeper and its steins and roots are gathered for cooking. In autumn its small white pedals and yellow s.ainens. nestling among the rouml leaves, presents a very pretty nppear aui'i. In some places marshy laud Is profitably cultivated in this manner. Besides these floating vegetable gar dens t he-re are also floating rice fields, says the Brooklyn Eagle. I'pon rafts eonstriictid as above, reeds and nel herent mud were placed as a flooring Foil, which, being adhesive and held in place by wce-d roots, the plants were maintained in position throughout the season. The th e thus planted ripened In from sixty to seventy In place of Jixt days. The rafts are cabled to the shore, floating on lakes, pools or slug gish slri:inis. 'Ihese floating lields M'ivo to nve-rt famine, whether by drought or flood. When other liedds were sub 'Ted ''nd th';r crops sodden tr rotten, then floated and flourished. And when a drought prevailed, they Mihsidod with the falling water, and while the soil around was arid, ad vanced to maturity. Agricultural treatise's contain phui-s representing rows of extensive rice lields moored to sturely trees on the banks of rivers or lakes which existed formerly In the lacustrine regions of the lower YangUu and Yellow liivers. VVORDS OF WISDOM: Thi'ii' is no eloiibl of tin' e-sscniinl no Mlity of the man who pours into life the- honest vigor of his ledl above those who e eimpose tin' feather foam of fashion, who considers the insignia of honor to I'otisist iu wi-nlth and Indo lence, ami who. ignoring thu family history, pnlul e-oats nf arms to cover up the lealher aprons of their grand-faibe-rs. A gnat or talue should ber set on having r hi l iustrue live and use ful bssons than em possessing great Me.rc of wealth; for tin latter Is a transitory good, the foriiu-r is durable-. Two things lill tin mind with over ni'W and increasing chiiii-ation anil awe- the oftener ami the more steadily wc reflect em them Uu slurry hcaveuir above and tin moral hrw w ithin. Ideas make the ir way in sili lieV, like the wali-rs that, filtered behind the rocks of tlie Alps, loosen them from the ne iiiii t.-i ill's mi which llu'.v rest. Affectation is an awkward nud fore-eel imitation of what should be genuine and easy, wauling the beauty (hat iiccoiiipani' s what is natural. Happiness is like- a nn teor. It blazes and goes out and all is blacker thau bid'oiv it eaii'e. People are often de evivctl as to tie ir true- iuti'tcsls. (if things that are in our power are our opinions, impulses, pursuits, nvoiel uiiii's. ami. in brie f, all thai is of our own lining. lie wlm weiuld not be frustrate of his hope to wite well lu-renftcr in laudable tilings i.ti'.l I himself to be true poem. Nothing in the- we. rid is more haughty than a mem of mode-rate, e'tipaclty when oni-i raiseil to power. How si'i'iuiiigly unattainable' are tbe heights of purity from the de-plhs of wickcilness. I'lilne'fte t'onHtnnr.v. Fngagcnient.s eune eemtrncteel are M-leloni broken. A broke n engagement Is apt to be interpreted as a reflection on the eharactir of the- girl, and tbe laltiT Is he-lie. very loth to have It broke n. Marriage is a permanent in stilutlon in China, writes Wu Ting Fang iu Collier's Wee-k!y. Even the premise nf Marriage is bedil so sacred that many a girl, whose fiance has died before! her marriage day, lias voweel never lo marry. He-r wish is usually re-spee-lcel, e-spccially if the family of her hot rni heal Is rich. Iu that e-ase she says, "I will become a widow," nud goes tei the- family of her eleeiase'd l.t iilegi-ooni and lives with tin-in as a daughter. If they are not wiiilthy t.ii'.v may not care to be bttr eli iied with her support, hut then sho says, "1 will serve you," and then de votes Iut life lo the- family of the man who might have been ber husband. A widow wlm has children very seldom. If even-, marries, but continue to live in the' family ol her late husband, ivaring bis ihilelie-n to perpetuate tho family nn me. If she is chihlless she cemsults tin wishes of her inothcr-ln-law, and may fee 1 nt liberiy to go and many again. A ew AilvciituliiR- lloete. A cIcvit ndve-rtising dodge has been de-vised by one eif the English yellow journals. A number cf agents have Iwcn dispatcher! to oitTerptit patta of the kingdom equipped with voucher, and with instructions to turn theni ovit to th" first pi t son w ho asks for one'. When iviiiiUe-d t the publishers thi-y are' e'Xehunge ablc for a $00 note'. The- ide-ii Is lo ge-l every beiely asking cvcrylii'dy else- If the y have euie. Washington is r-iphlly bi-i'oinlng the centre of Cuthollcisui lu AiuvrlciU