Chatham &ecov&. f)nt!)cra Rftcrfc. MM BATES or ADVERTISING II. A.. LONDON, EDITOR AND rROPIUKTOR. One iqoare, one interhoa Ana ailarA tvn InaArtloiUi TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, ttfl PER TEAR Strictly in Advanec. vw vj wnv . I One anu&re. onB month. ? VOL. XXIV. PITTSBORO, CHATHAM COUNTY, N. C, TliUKSDAY. AUGUST 20, 11)01 NO. 2. Tot larger dvertuemenU liberal "Veto wiTlb , be made. SM (Oraltom 0 W w t TWO GENTLEMEN ' - () Dy SEWARD W. HOPKINS. . v ICopyriaht, by r.oimnT ISomxeiCi Uo.n.l CHAPTER XIX. .... CONTINUED, Go back to tho tomplo I was le i. Kaumni was resting on her throne, and as hIio inovoil easily to note whu tho tnranlt might ho tlmt was com in toward her, I thought again that sh was the most superbly beautifrl or on tiiro I bail ever scon. Every lino oi her form, showing through tho thin white robos sho wore, was a lino ol beauty. Every motion wai a poem' every breath she drew umdo hei bosom lino and full with a uiajestii rhythm. Whoa the high priests, leading ins In their midst, eauio beforo Kaumai'l throne, they knelt upon their knees end bowed low before her. I did the natno. There was a great contrast lie tween this bow and tlu ono I lm! givou in tho Teinplo of tho Glistening liock nt Niiuolan's bidding. Thai seemed farcical. I laughed nt it. Dill there was no mirth left in me now. The dangers and horrors of tho situa tion stood out before mo iu awful dia tiuotness. "Why do yoti thns disturb me?' asked the priestess severely, rising t her feet aud standing impassively bo fe. e nn. "Wo have como, oh, priestess, to lot beforo you tho question of thil priest I fate." "Havo I not already said that hi tdiould bo put in the dungeon, au there await tho judgment?" she asked "True, oh, priestess, wise and goo Knnmai, said the leader of the high priests, "and we hastened to do youi bidding. We carried him to the dun geon. Whilo ou our way wo though: to plenso yon, oh, priestess, nnd tc pleuso the goddess I'elo by makiti! this erring priest assist in tho sacrittri of tho sacred one, when Pole domaeiih it." "Well?" sho r.ako-.l, as the liijk priest paused. "He agreed," contiuuol the high priest, "atiil lis we were about to lenv liim he oll'ered a strango supposition ta iia. He said there might have boj two new priests received to-day in J etend of oue. That both might' lnvi desecrated tho tomplo by laying haudi on the suercd one, and both might be condemned to tho dungeon. Then, oh, priesloss, bo said that we might bare made tlu proposition to assist i i tho sacrifice to bi)th of thorn, and h would agree, and tho other prie.-l would refusj. Then, oh, priestess, the other priest would be sent to th.1 dungeon .to await his doom, nnd what Would be done with this priest?" "But tho dungeon is empty." Kaumni said thisvith npeeiili.tr in flection. She was looking nt me in tently. Jly mask was gone nnd s'.it was studying my features. And un der tho gluiii'o of those ravishing eyes my pulse beat inure quickly and my heart throbbed strangely. What fore"f might not lay iu the magnetism of thii treat loveliness. "True, tho dungeon is empty, oh, priestess," said the lender, "but wc will let the successor of Lowai speal; for himself." "Speak."' said Kanmai, softly. "Oh, priestess. you who are so beau tiful," I began, "must bo aU) noble. I came here ns a priest, having beec made tho siuvessur of old Lowai it Oahu. I saw nt your feet, awaitiiH nacritiec, 0:10 whom I loved. I forgot my orders. T forgot reason. Y0.1 kuow whnt I did. You do not forgiv?. These high-priests suggested to u; that I assist at the saeriico of this be ing whom I loved, and then, as a re ward, beco ne oue of themselves. I ad copied. Now, O Priestess, in the casj that has beeii placed before you, il the other priest had refused, he wonlJ go to too dungeon. I, having ac cepted, do not deserve so harsh a treatment." A gleam n:no into tho eyes of Kan mai, but it was thero 0110 instaul only. "What tho priest says is true," shs eaid. "What, then, is your desire?" "To bo allowed my freedom until the timoforthe sacrifice bus come." "Let the successor of Lowai be al lowed the freedom of tho templo. Lei biin sleep, however, in the dungeon, without bolting the dorr. Let him rat witli tho common p;iests iu theit ball. !ut let him not cscapo," said Kaumai. "Thank yon, O Priestess!" I faid. "I shall be ever ready to do your bid ding." With a low bow, the high-priests turned A'.vay, leaving mo free to walk where I would, but with a certainty that I would bo watched. Kaumai swept past me, and then was something strangely faseinati'i- in tho glauco she gave 1110. There w.u a suspicion of exultation in her slight emile. Her brilliant eyes beamd upon me. Her half-parted lips slio.ve 1 twnri.vg o' "TnnisitH -nr! t.,!'ii. HerlTeclc, white as alabaster and futl rounded as that of Venus, was slight! bent as she passed me. The odor o! incense came from her robes. Her very presence was intoxicating. "You have chosen well," she whin, pered, and the low, trembling void vocnded in my ears long after she baJ left the temple. CHAPTER XX. The tomple t I'elo wa r.otain ) jn ne or less t'.iz 1 a lin jo wi'.itl.) f.111.1 u the laa stone tf llufatoli. 1: w;u 3 OF HAWAII. faro and unfurnished savo for tin throne of Kaumai and the chair at th nltar whero Winnie had sat when lnado tho reckless break that seeme likely to be a fatal error. Tho flooi of tho temple was worn smooth bj )nany years of tho restless tread ol worshipers. Tho hugo grotto wa overhung with inverted cones liki titalaetitef, which were of the Banu lava-stone as tho entire mountain seemed conhposod of. Thero were great reoesses reaehiug away into tha mountain-side, from which came loud jchoes of footsteps or the talking of people in thtji temple. Fiudinguijrself free nnd nlono, I wan dered about the gloomy place, making peculiar niincs to hear the uucnuny echoes that evented to como from every I carefully and with caution exam ined tho walls of tho plneo where it was light enough for 1110 to see, hoping to find (o;no door through which I might reach Winnie or find tthore she Was being kept. But tho gruesome place was lighted only from a square apt rturo in th roof, high above mo, and tho ligh t , fell as to be centered around the thrne, leaving tho cavern ous recesses at tho sides iu total dark ness. I remembered that when Winnio was led away she was taken behind tho throne, nail I looked there for an other dungeon: but I found none. If thore were any doors in the parts ol the wall that 1 could examine, they wore so carefully and skillfully made as to defy detection by one uot in the secret of their construction. I felt at lirst, when the high-priests departed, a sense of exhilaration nt having g.iiiu-d my purpose in so far ns to bo left free, instead of confined to a dungeon, a-id Kaumai's glauco and smile had stimulated me with a pocil" liar thrill. lUit after I had been i'l tho temple a few hours I began to feel the overwhelming solitude of the place. I be gan to feel tho danger, to realize tho horrors of my situation. 1 knew thero j wits nothing to expect from tho high priests but tho worst. .They were jjaeroilers in their fanat icism, and tlli? r delusions brooked nn opposition. I Iho other priests' I did not foar so uucli, yet they were 110 doubt completely under tho control of tho highs. Hut about Kaumai my heart beat more rapidly when I thought i:f her. 80 Irvi ily! Ho magnificent in her transeend?iijt beauty! Could she bo so cruel astoi consign my sister to a horrible dt'.jh, and compel mo to assist in tho poufl-sickeiiing ceremony. The more I tho light of this, tho worsa I felt. Tho Diaiii door of the temple, stood open. I . know where it led. 1 had f.oticed whin I camo iu tho barreu ledgo of rock tn d tho sluggish lake of molten lava below it. Having spent po much time in a futile endeavor to Hud a bidden door, I finally resolved t go out into th e, air and see how tha trango priestu lived nnd acted when they were uot eitigag-jd in their horri ble worship of Pwile. I had reached . 'the ledgo of rock, ami stood looking ucross the great crnter, overcome with ift new sense of loneli ness nn 1 my insignitlcance. Not an other personcotild be seen. There were evidently other grottoes than the 0:10 used ns aUcmple. While I stood thus n priest appeared from some a; lerturo iu the rock aud c:im toward 1 ne. ".Successor of Lowai, the priests ol Pele are not to sit befoie tho daily toast. Yon w ill follow me." He returnei 1 t-i the spot from which ho came into .'light. Half hidden by bulging rock, n small opening "le.l iuto a grotto much like the temple, save that it was bet tor lighted. Al long tnblo was spread in tho center, laud around it rat about a hundred prikMts. These were the ordinary or eoilnition priests, and ha 1 thi own aside tjheir masks nnd out bmdish costumi-s jthe better to eujoj the meal. 1 ! Among these I' was welcome, for was one of theirk n der. They cared ni't'iiug or knew noth ingof the grea;tojr or less sin against I'ele, as judged il'iy tho high-priests. They had seen .'"je snatch Wiuuie tc uiy breast and l'-(s her, but tlmy bad s-.'en me taken ilwty to bo punched. As tiiey were pro bably punished for misdemeanor.- ir0l"je or less great, they I.ilt rather t.i;!i nlJe than against me j- account, o: iy crime. While J Jivined this in fifw minutes' talk, I also made cert. tin tl tat when it came to K question of taking sides against tho nuthority of thj thigh-priests, they could not be relied aipon at all. Every mau seemed to be tfrazy in his infat uated worship of IVle. There was a place, for me at one side ( f the rude table, ' and at the sign frou my guide I took it. "You are welcome here, sueeessoi (if Lowai," said a'l ttged kfool who sat it tho head of tL e i'able. "Pele has :-jt many worshipers of your color. You will be a great priest." "I am glad yon think so," I replied in the native tongue. "I shall en :leavor to please P;eloS Put why am I nlways called the sueieessor of Lowai? l. I have no name ?" "Not for a year, replied be whq seemed to bo the .'hief among these lower priests. "For one year you ar on trial, l'nriijg that time yon ait known t us onlyas the successor ol Lowai, who was a good and tin priest, nlthoiifch l',e, spent but little t.me, here. After Itho ycur, u you have proven faithful, and Kaumni and tho high-priests accept you, you will reoeive a name. You may keep tho 0110 you had iu Honolulu or inay tako a new one." 1 "Great is Pele!" said one of tho "brethren." "Will you havo soma "poiV" Thero were no spoons nor forks among the priests, so 1 dipped int.) the great disli of taro-root with my hands and gulped down tho stuff the best I could. It was nauseating, eat ing in this way; but it was that or starve, and a man will d a gre.it many unpleasant things rather than dio. Then wo ha I cocoa in rude, wooden mugs, without milk, but with plenty of sugar. And tho couter o! tho table was piled high with bananas. "Whore do you obtain supplies?" I taked. drinking from my wooden 'low', "Vo have many ways," replied t priest near me. "One of us may ni kiiy time be sent to Kanuakakai tu buy food. Then wo have priests tvho, liko Lowai, do not live here, bu', 501110 nt regular times to worship Pelt tnd bring offerings from the people.'' "Have wo any followers of Pelewhc ire not priests?" I asked. Tho brother who sat next to mi Iponcd his cyos wide iu surpriso n' ny gross ignorance. "Tho worshipers of Pele are ninny, ind reach around tho world," h laid. "True, Lowai told mo that," I said. ) tiding a little untruth to what the oh": ; rillnin lial really told me; "but he did tint say how ninny. Hew many peo plo iu the world worship Pele?" "A hundred milliou," solemuly re plied my neighbor at tho feast. I neoilv smiled at tho figures. Had done do, t'.ie net might have been ktnl. Bv plunging my 110.10 into my jiig cocoa cup and swallowing the black liuxture, I concealed tuo look ot 111 trcdulity that came iuto my fa:o iu ipito of me. "How do you get to Kanuakakai fhen you are Bent after food?" J isked. "Wo wait forPatna, the fisherman, to come for us iu his boat." "Is Patua a priest?" "Ho is a member of Kamiuilouk tnilimawui." "So, then, he is ono of ns?" "Did you not know it?"' asked the .'hief nuiong them fiercely. "Elsa bow did you come among us?" I was on dangerous ground and hastened to right myself. "True, Patua is a true follower, for Sis ring met mine, aud tho spirit o) ?ele was felt in me." Thus confidence was restored, and t-o tinisbod tho "feast." Beforo we left the tnblo tho as. Icniblod priests went through a form )f praise to Pole, consisting of much bowing and groaning, and we were !ree for the time to go where we would. I was stiff from sitting ou thorough, n ooden benches that served for chairs, ind when I got iuto the air again I talked rapidly up nnd down tho edge to get the kinks out of iny !oints. Seeing ft fellow-priest standing llone, gazing into tho lake, I Bpoke to aim. "When is the great sacmYico to be?" f asked. He looked at me sharply and, with 1 scowl, said: "Do yon not know that wa must lot talk of these things except before Cauuini?" Then he turned aud strode liajestienlly away. Here was discipline with a purpose, t was no wonder wo never could 4'nrn anything about Winnie. If the iriests of Pele, in the very center of ;he hideous worship, could not speak )f the victims of their fauuticism, then pk.ycd. now doubly certain it was that they, -n requires n great deal of pn sould not speak of them to other ti.nce," sui.l Mr. Ihrne. a short time t hen inquiries were being carried 011, iiei'ore his death, "to touch children Musing upon the strange beings who now net to act, but to be natural. I witrollod this band of manincs, I vent again into the temple. Here, I .bought, I would be more likely to .earn something. If anything of im portance that had any bearing on iho fato of Winnio or myself should ivanspire, it would most likely he in ;he temple. Ho I wandered about the gloomy grotto, listening to tho echoes sf my own footsteps. It'was drawing toward tho evening, I time at which I might expect tho levotees of Pele to show themselves jx the temple in a still more ridicu lous performance. I hail recovered ny mask oud put it on, with some ill letined idea that it was bettor ou ;hau off. I bud not been in tho temple long, ncforo ono of the high-priests camo in ftith o:no candles He set two of these near Kauiuafs throuo, vnl , to regret that I aviis so tuougimess m scattered the others nearby. Theu I M,(-h matters." Of course, she pica-it U a taper ho went from one to tho tured that photograph framed and jther chanting a weird song to Pele, I pmig up in his room, and was Inclined ....l li.rl.inor tho teniiih) for cveiiioi ' ... ihinl.- tloil lie would liart with it worship. Shortly afterward tuo nine ether high-priests enuie in and formed i a .mi-circle beforo the throne, stand ing iu an ex eo'.ant attitade. Theu luminal came. Why wis it that I seem ;d to grow ivarm and the blood (lowed more quickly through my veins when this itruuge, wild sorceress came beforo oie. She stood in matchless pose peering into the gloom of tho dark ness beyond the candles, and seemed lo bo looking for some one. Having taken her place on tho throne, one of ;ho high-priests uttered a loud call. There was the tramping of feet, and -.lie hundred common priests came in! They arranged themselves , 'behind tho ligh-priests, and knelt upon the btone 3oor of the temple. (To tie continued.) A well-known society woman ol London has an album containing photo graphs of all her costumes for the pasl ten years. A beech tree twelve feet in height is growing ou the tower of the church at Fishtoft, Lincolnshire, England. yulx ( A r.elghiu, M. Thrylnll, bus worked miracles In the cum of boils, ass esses nnd anthrax, by injecting oxy gen gns in its natural nunc. 1110 rapidity with which the cure Is effect ed Is described as simply astonishing. The palmetto trees of Jacksonville, fin., stood the fonfliigration better than iiiiv other kind. title nearly all other trees in the wide sweep of the flic perished from the bent, the palmettos are putting out green shoots, -bowing that they have life and vigor left. The eastern Can.-idian seacoast. from th- Buy of Kundy to th Straits or Belle Isle, overs a distance of oOiHI miles, and British Columbia, with its multitude of bays nnd mountainous :shmds. has a seacoast of "ISO miles nnd n salt water Inshore area, not Including minor Indentations, of lo'i'J square inlb'S. About one-fortieth of the total nrea of the Vliited States, exclusive of Alns ;n. has been set tipart as forest reser vations. There are thirty-nine of thes n all. containing Ki.so.i.OilO acres. It s apparent that the Importance of .'cirrsiry, 11s it affects the general cli mate .-.till influences the How of the large rivers ami streams, is receiving the attention it deserves. Several methods of preserving the natural rotor of pressed (lowers have been suggested, but the best. It is said, Is that used iu the New York Botanical Cnrdeii. After the speci mens have licen under pressure for a day or two ihcy are laid In papers heated Iu tin- sun, and this Is reputed until the drying is complete. This pre serves the colors perfectly. Professor J. W. Tourney, of the Yale Forestry School, is authority for the statement that the estimated timber cut In the I'nited States amounts to about lo.OiiO.iKHi.nnn feet, board meas ure, nnnually. This Is estimated to be only about one-seventh of the total consumption. If It were possible to cut the entire nmonnt annually con sinned into boards an Inch thinek they would cover a walk six feet wide that would extend more than :!-"t limes around the larth tit its greatest I'.laiiv eter. Neptune, the timst di.-tnnt known planet of the solaf system, presents to the telescope only 11 snif.ll, greenish disk. 0:1 which no distinct markings are visible. Itnt during the part year the gnat telescope of the Naval Ob servatory at Washington has revealed indications of the existence of streaks 011 Neptune hearing a resemblance to the belts of Jupiter. A few years ago similar streaks were seen on Franus. Saturn also possesses them, so that It may be said that, cloud-like belts are a feature common to all the four great outer planets. Trai'IilMg Clilldre n to Art. Probably r.o actor was ever more successful iu teaching children how to act than the last .lames A. Heme, lie always bud children in every pro I'ifiu:! he bad nuythlug to do with, end was perhaps responsible for more stage children" thai, any oilier actor. Wlu-n he made his lirst production of "Shore Acres" wonderful things were r.cv :i nplislud with the children he cm- always cautioned thei;- mothers ;'t to ailenipt doing anything with thorn, except to help teach them the lines and leave th rest to me. When this U done I nad no trouble, and the re sults attained fully repaid me. Of enmo there Is a great difference among ciiiiurcn who nci-uon- (n.i.. in j1!Sl ilH there is among grown poop! e. Some or mem lire in j hhkui, to remember advice and capable of carrying out Instructions, but as a rule the children who grasp an idea slowly make tho best phiyers."-.'ev York Times. ri- ;.ty of riioio. "Would yon be kind enough to re turn my photograph?" she wrote. "I gave it to you In a moment of girlish follv, aud I have since had occasion with deep regret, .lust why sue warn ed It returned is immaterial. Of course, he had offended her in some way. but it is unnecessary to In quire how. The reply to her note came the followiug day. "I reirrei." Il read, "that I am unable at this late day to pick out your photo graph. However. I send yon my en lire collodion, numbering over C.ihi. and would request that you return all excent vour own at my expense." Tit-Bits. Why Sim I.pft. A voting servant girl asked leave to an end a friend's funeral. Her mis tress put herself to some inconvenience lo ;.l!ow nor to p. On her return. hut' the lady's surprise, she gave her a month's no! ice. and when asked the reason for so doing the girl re plied: "Well, ma'am, to tell the real truth, the corpse's husband said I was the life and soul of the whole party. ...i I'm cn-:i"eil to be married to him." i.i. uthi! cut. iSl,.,M'0 tons n yenr of I'ish-iuoie than half the flsh caught by British ships TONSCR AL ECONOMY. (try Shaving l:-.ioillili- For Hip Heard Sliilo of Mont cnitni-"!". "Dry .shaving has bet 11 a blessing to fbina. nnd In less than linn years has almost removed beards from th faces of the men of the empire," observed nn Intelligent Chinaman to a Star re porter. "Originally the Chinese had heavy beards. This is easily verillcd by an examination of any of the old prints of China men. for all of them show long-bearded men. In time the people found out that there was no particular use for a beard and that the wearing of It was expensive, out side of the I line (.dually occupied in trimming r shaving it. How many Americans of today are forced 10 spend several boms a week In a bar ber's chair? Many men that I know, American mid Kuropeans ns well, spend twenty niiiiuK s in 11 barber's chair every day. "The Cbin.iuuin of the ol ldi limcs the kind of Chinaman who lignres as a pirate in your prints, for the good Chinaman never si etn to have got his picture In your books al all, until within the last lifiy years at most nlwny4 wore a long beard in reality well ns in the uieinies. But even he found out that there wa no neces sity for It. Tii.- learned men of the empire were asked to consider the matter, and they arrived at the con clusion thai dry .-having was to some csieut a remedy. Anyhow, official edicts were issued giving this informa tion. The old fellows who had beards, (' course, were not in it, ami they lived out the.r days ami passed out of ex istence with full beards, but the young were csked to 'dry shave." Thus the reform started, and In five or six gen eral h ns of people the beard has prac tically disappeared, so that the aver age Chinaman of to-day does not have to devote over on '-half hour in a lionlh to keep his face hairless. In tho next two generations beards are e::peHed to disappear absolutely. It took time to bring this about, but in the life of a nation such a thing as a cenliirv should imt be idlowcd 10 count J much. I think beards wouM disappear from Americans and Kuropeaiis in live genera 1 ions of people if the people warned to have ihcr.i disappear." Washington livening Star. HiililliiK C Truck. One of the t.i' t amusing incident a imaginable was tic hold up of a truck in lower Broadway. It was oue of those stout vehicles that are provided with a windlass mid rpe for elevating heavy nit rchandise. The rope had escaped from its moorings ami was trailing fifty feet behind the inillmard ns the giant l'e'cherons lazily poked along. Pedestrians cro-sing the street slipped over it and ta d nothing, ex cept to themsidvrs. Presently two able seamen from a I'niicil Stales ves sel lying in tin- Wallabon, ram - roliiii-; along with thi-;' sea 1 gs en. and one. espying the rope, made a dash for it. Near by was a hydrant. It took .him bur the fraction of a niiniue to ma!; a round turn and bait-hitch, supping forward to g" s -me .-lack. Then, with his uvs-l.ia'e, he St ml aside te see the fun. Th runs .-qui mvs came m ar being serious, for the giant grays, feeling a tug. la d their weight against the ob-lae'e find probably would have pulled !l out of the ground had not the sleepy driv. r aroused bi:ii self and slopped their progress. And what it "cussin"" and "swearm' " there was via n be found himself no-bore;! 10 a til'e v'.wi'. The crowd veiled and chaff il and die sailors ilis- l-cetiv disappear, il. New York Press. ri-p ipn-raliiiii in ie P.epreseiiti'tive l.ivii.,,-1 ia. is one of the fi v; :; oast of belonging I" a rnmlly. ill, i f lieol' n who can family that of live Ren tal her, iiK-'d has living ri-prcvinntiw.- irntiolis. .Mr. Livingstons ninety-eight years, is now i be South In good health. living ill Between the age of this olil t member of the family and too youngi : t then is a Ufferctice of uinciy-livi years, the of die fifth boy of three baby ,-.i:d sole member iteration bchig a lively venrs who is living in liiis city. 1 lus young American is the son of Mr. Liv ingston s granddaughter, who m nun N the child nt' bis eldest daughter. The five generations have been photo graphed in a group and the picture Is cherished by every member of the Llv ingstou family. Washington Star. Mere Opinion. The man who elbows past women for the purpose of gelling a seat in me ir never crowds a lady out oi." her pew in church. Woman was created out ot one ot man's ribs, and in a good tunny cases she seems to have his backbone too. Seine people keep mi busy binking mil fur l he rainy day thai tin y don't know the sun ever shim s. Woman will never be able to have herself placed upon an equality with man as long as her letters are deliv er d at i he bouse. "instance lends enchantment to the view." A rich man can see many ad vantages in being poor. Chicago Bee old Herald. Controller Coler'n Shine. Controller Coler believes in the .iti.igc "To save time Is to lengthen life." Win n busy in bis otllce he will say to an ntiendiiut: Bring me a shave." 1,1 a few minutes the attendant will appear wiui razor, snaviiig cup inei brush ready. In bis private oltice Coin roller Coler dashes the lather over his face. ami. without looking iu a glass, shaves one side of his face with his left band while signing cheeks with his right hand. "I had to get used to this way of shaving v hiie traveling in AVcsiern railroad trains." said Controller Coler. when asked tor an explanation of his. hirsute fcitt.-Ncw York Times. 1'rnctriillne Womnn'i Ma-ntal Omplr-Itv-fiiatlllril Hrr I'onilnc-it-HI -drpinliiB 1'nlat Honlalilpa -t Cllj I.iru-Hud llren There Brfoie, Etc. A hornet's stini! Is a reilliot thinjt. And (jets there without fail; It points n ino.'.il In words not oral. And, besides, adorns n tail. Chicago News. lVoinikii'ii MntHl Complr xlly. "Harriet, you spend if l'l lavishly, and then economize on a dime." Thai's all right. Harry, I feel $10 worth of viriuotis complacency over saving the ten cents." (iratlllrtl !' FomlnrM. "Any one in your house play the piano V "No, but I have it tuned every once in a while my wife Is so fond of music." New York Times. II lit Iti ilccnilliK I'ullil. Is utterly lazy ami "Slii'.t: worth- I.-SS." -Oil, I don't know; he is entitled to Koine credit for not letting anything worry him." Detroit Free Tress. IlarW1ii4 ut City I.IO. "Pa, what's a metropolis'?" "A metropolis. .limmie, is a place lo Which it costs you about twenty-live cents street ear fare to get out where you can pick clover." Chicago Becord Herald. Hail llnrn Tlipre npfore. Pi-lee "I asked you to loan me $10, S nnd you sent me only !?:." Brown -"I know; 1 kept the other ' dollar to pay postage on the letters ' 1 11 have to write to get my money back." Now ork '1 lines. llnrklinml Klup. When 1 met May to-day I had gown on. Naturally I ex- Tcss - my new pecled hrr to say something about it, but she pretended not to notice It." jess "Yes, she's an awfully tender hearted girl."-Philadelphia Press. Malrrliillntlr. "How," moaned the poet, "am I ever to wake up and find myself fa mous, when I'm so hungry I can't sleep'?" For he hnd been touched by tho withering materialism of the age. I'tlck. In 1ip rrernce or C.rrnlnr'r. Parke "I suppose you have great holies of that new baby of yours, h iven't you';" I.ane-"Well. yes. I have, old man. When I think of what that baby is likely to be 1 fairly tremble al my own insiguilicance." Detroit Free Press. TIip l'roffram. "I am unfamiliar with American cus toms." said one Kiiropcan nobleman to another. "What is the usual mode of procedure in marrying an heiress':" "It Is very simple. You tell the lady how much you love her and her fath er bow much you owe." Washington Star. At the Wrong Time. "If there ever was a terrible child in this world," remarked the worried met her. "he's one." -Whin's his par.iotilar fault?" "Do what I will I can't break him of the habit of filing th- truth ridit out when we have company." Philadel phia Times. Vrry DlflVrent. in id the millionaire. "1 siarl as a barefoot boy. and now nl in lift "And now'?" "Things are very different will As soon as a pair of shoes begin to get a litile loose and comfortable mother and I be girls make me go through the torture of breaking in a new pair." Her I nfel-l'llt-e. He was thoroughly happy when he entered the front door with a pack age in his hand and exclaimed: "I've got something here for the woman I love betler than all the world!" "John." she said, sadly, "I don't object to extravagance ordinarily, but I do object to you buying expensive presents for the cook." But then, you see, she judged him by bis appetite, not his heart.-Denver Times. The I'niiil Tiling. "Your majesty.'' remarked the hud high chamberlain, afier the usual salaams had been perpetrated. "Speak!" commanded li s Most Cra .e.r.,.., M-ii..stv King l'.dward the Sev enth. Allot'!- message from Lord Kitch ener, sire." "What is Its naiureV" asked the mon arch, sternly, "lias he won a victory al last, or is it only a repetition of pre vious dispatches'?" "Sire," replied I he gihb d official, sad ly. "Lord Kitchen r s mis his regrets." Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph. Where Tliey Were Horn. All old soldier who had s u ved his twenty-one years was discharged at Portsmouth. He went In the station with bis wife and children nod de manded three halt-fare tickets for bis three youngest. II. iw old are they?" asked the book ing clerk, suspiciously. Klivin years, all av thim. They're thriplets. was the answer. fin.- youngsters." said the clerk. 'Where were they born'?" Pa i brick vvii". born in Cario. Bridg et was burn iu Bombay, an' Micl.ey v,:is born in Madras." was the proud ri-ply.-Til Bits. - " - I UNOBSERVANT MEM.' riiry Are hi-llom of I'le al Crlllct ta Tlirtr Own Houchold. A man who took exception to a state ment made on the "Woman's Page" a day or two ago to the effect thnt the sterner sex were unobservant, nnd that nine out of ten married men did not know the color of their wives eyes, tried to prove his case by men tioning the color of those of his own family. Out of eight he guessed one correct. )y. A blue-eyed member he said had black orbs, a gray-eyed sister blue ones, nnd so on. When lie was con vinced of his mistakes he gave up and retreated into bis own deli, growling. It isn't only in such small things as the color of hair and eyes, however, that the ordinary miiu of family Is be hind. A devoted father known to this page, when asked for bis daughter's band not long ago. waxed Indignant t such an extent that bis prospective son-in-law feared he would burst a blood-vessel. "That child marry!" ho snld. con ti'iiipttiotisly; "why, my dear sir, my daughter can't be more than seven teen years old. I walked up the strict behind her just now nnd no ticed that she still has en short frock?. I won't give my consent for ten years yet. Iteiii-'luber that, sir." Now. the young woman In question Is twenty-two years old, nnd so she was justly indignant at this conversa tion, which she overboard nt the key hole. I'pstairs ;he Hew. then removed her raii'.v day skirt and substituted a trailing one for it. and rushed into the library just in lime to save the day for her discomfit, d suitor, who was trying to explain to her father how old she was. A fond husband awaiting his wife in the hall of their residence last night watched her proudly as she swc.it downstairs. "That's a very pretty frock, Helen," he said. " a very pretty frock. I never remember having seen It before. IJ It a recent purchase?" "Quite recent, my dear." replied his better half, good-naturedly. "I've had it exactly live years. It was part ot my trousseau, and every time you see It you make the same remark. "'Age cannot wither nor custom 6tale Its inliniio variety' for you. It seems." "No, I don't dress to please my hus band." said a woman at an experience meeting of feininines the other even ing, "because I don't know what will please him. If h" doesn't notice a new frock, I feel satisfied: when he does. It's because something about it jar ou him. "Once, after I bad been in mourning for six mouths, he remarked, naively. 'You don't seem lo he wearing ns lunch red and yellow as usual, Louise; I'm glad of it. These browns suit you bet ter.' "He criticised a toilet nt my express wish once. The gown was a beautiful creation, nnd when I asked him how be l!k-d It he looked up at it over his newspaper. " 'Very nice, very nice,' be said. 'It looks a good deal like your other ih-esscs. though. ibn't it-kind of frilly and fussy? I would like it bet ter if there were a little cut off the edge; end then be went back to bis paper, and I picked up my train and li-ed upstairs In get consolation from the servants, w.io saol It wns rand." " If ever there was a purblind set. It's the men of one s own household. I inn r ib pi nd upon tin m I or suggestions ir yon don't want to be disappointed. Baltimore News. , , t A Hie nt I lie llnisy. One of my greatest mistakes, says Anna Lea Mi -.eil!. the artist, telling i:i the Century of her lirst gardening experiences m I-.tigland. was to raisu a large crop of daisies. Ibis (lower is the badge of l he women's college at Clieheiihar.i :;r.d n." Lady Margaret H ill. Osfio!. because it niways turns) to th" lig'.i;. and is lowly and modct, yet nourishes everywhere. I am con vinced that these learned ladles never had any practical acquaintance with that tiowi-r. It is the most underhand, grasping, selfish, ill regulated little platit that exists. It takes everything It can get. and gives nothing except its little spot of while In some place where it is not wanted. It provides no food for beast or bee. it destroys the whiilesonio grass, and certainly its ugly habit of crouching out of harm's way makes it decidedly ins'.g iiilioant. until oue tries to dig It up, when ils mighty power of resistance is linmasknl. I do not think It at ull a good emblem. M mm ipiil Hot H uter Serrlce. A decided innovation in the line of municipal ownership is soon to be launched at Onslien. Ind. Here the Council proposes to furnish heat to its citizens in addition to water and light. The plan Is to furnish hot water for lic.'iting purposes from the municipal water works plant. This system has been tested and found successful In London, and also to some extent by private companies in the Cuited Stales, hilt r.evr before has a munici pality undertaken such a plan. Gosh en is a typical municipal ownership city already. It is nearly twenty-live years since she took her first steps In this direction, and she has gone far enough to feel certain that these prin ciples are a good tiling for any well ordered city of similar size, it Is es timated that Cue introduction of this service will show a yearly profit of over sMO.UlHj ' l'ie start.-Philadelphia. ltecord. . The ( oi-1 'if Spanish Hull Fight. One millinii three hundred and five thousand dollars a year Is spent on bull lighting hi Spain. There are uiue ly uiue bull rings.

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