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(ISABELLA CASTLLAlt.)
('up?ri'il. lSJi al li.'.', by l'.oiEit Konnki'h HonO
CITATTEK XX.
ri.AVi.v.i wix;i nun.
When Mury Hamilton and Dolores
next met, there was on tho face of the
latter a relloetioii of "tliiit light tlmt
never was on sen or land," ami sho
bad quite forgotten, for the luoinout,
their conversation of the night before
aud tho cause of i . When Clarence
Stanley culled, lute in the day, he,
too, observed that li.jht, and uito mis
andorstood it. It wua like a halo
about her head aud face, and when her
eyes met his and soot led to bathe him
iu their shining loveliness, he did not
suspect that sue had looked through
him without so much us soring him;
and as his heart hounded to meet that
look, he t lion t lit :
"Tho girl iive.i me! I have seen
that look before in women's eyes:
nothing hut love evir culls it there!
but let me beware, as old Van says; it
is better she should do all the loving,
siuco I can master l.er belter that way.
Confound Mury Hamilton! If sho
would only leave us alone for half an
hour together! Let inn once throw
Dolores into the mesmeric franco Uovv,
auk he is mine forever."
And Dolores, all uikmiihc ions of his
presence, smiled at her own thoughts
and passed on.
Tho triuuiih which Stanley now
felt in his p.,.ver over Van Tassel,
increased by what ho mistook for
open encouragement on the part of
Dolores, made hi:u comparatively in
diffeieut to the e fleet of tho unlucky
contretemps between himself and
Mrs. Helmhultz and tho now evident
jealousy of Mary Hamilton. He felt
Lis position strong in every respect.
Let "old Hamilton," as ho now
thought of him, suspect what he
pleased; let I'olly be jealous either of
Celostiuo or Dolores or both. There
wag but one person living who could
disprove his present identity, und
poor old Van was us harmless now as
a toothless dog whoso bark was
fdleuced also. Had it not been that
lio had no other chance of seeing
l)i;lores, ho would not any longer go
through the form of keeping up his,
intimacy with tho Hamilton!). Hut
until ho had quite won Dolores it
would be necessary to continue his
visits to Tolly; and, in order to bo
ready for any contingency, it would
1)6 safer to reinuiu on good terms with
her parents. Hut nothing could ex
ceod his self-confidence and placid in
difference, and this manner of his,
which was so genuine it did not seem
to be assumed, was powerful in its
effect on Mr. Hamilton ami his wife.
It was, indeed, rather too powerful iu
its effect on Mrs. Hamilton.
"Wo have done wrong to show tho
least doubt of Clarence," said tho
anxious mother. "J fear it has
offended him, and it may be the
ineuus of estranging him from Tolly;
and nyw that" you have convinced
yourself that there cin be no doubt of
Lis succeeding to the title, what will
become of us if anything should part
Liiu from Tolly? She has grown to
almost worship him, and a separation
between them, from any cause, would
kill the dear child."
"What should separute them?" ex
claimed Mr. Hamilton. "Nonsense!
Hasn't a father a right to be particu
lar? My mistake was in not looking
into his affairs sooner; and it still
bothers me that I can meet no ono
who ever knew him in England, liut,
cf course, that is all right. Ho is
Clarence Stanley, and like enough to
be Earl of Windermere by what I
bear; but don't say anything to him
on that subject. If he were fifty
earls rolled into one, he would not bo
too good for my daughter, and I wish
you and Tolly would remember that.
8be lets him see how fond sho id of
him far too much. You women
ought to know enough to keep that
more to yourselves. Toll Tolly so.
It would do the fellow good if she
held him off a bit. Aud, bye tho
bye, since we are talking business,
tho Windermere estates are heavily
mortgaged, and Clarence hasn't money
enough to clear them, lie know s that
Tolly's bank account will bo seven
llgures on her wedding day, und he is
by no means indifferent to that cir
cumstance." Tho result of this confidence be
tween husband and wife was a half
playful, holf-contidential conversation
between mother und daughter, with
in tho next twenty-four hours.
"Aud don't bo so ready to throw
yourself into his arms, Tolly, dear,"
suid Mrs. Hamilton in conclusion;
"for, really, meu are so pieer, und
the best of them prefer tho love that
is tho hardest to win."
"Oh, mamma," exclaimed Tolly,
between laughing and crying, "don't
ever try to shine as u worldly-wise,
maneuvering mother, for indeed tho
tou-iu-luw that would bo deceived
by your artful wiles would not bo
Worth the having!"
"And that's not Clarence," re
sponded Mrs. Hamilton, "for he's
worth the having. But remember
'what I say, Tolly, dear, all the
same."
"I will try to, mamma, dear; but I
am afraid it is rather late in the day,"
sighed Tolly.
And that is how it chanced, when
on the next day that Stanley called
and asked for Miss Hamilton, ho was
told to wait in thedrawing rooui, if he
was oblo to spare time, because Miss
Polly was very much engaged.
)p3i)ish (reesdre.
"Toor Polly Hamilton!,'
If she hud tried for u month to think
of tho one thing above all others that
would at that moment liuve pleased
Stanley the mo st, she could not have
been more successful than she was
now in sending him that cool and
careless message; for. as ho entered
the drawing-room, Stanley wus aware
t hut Dolores was seated tit tho farther
end of it, half buried iu an arm-chair
anil sorting a pile of yellow roses that
lay on her lap. Never had she looked
so beautiful.
She did not attempt to leave the
room; indeed , Stanley's presence had
become, a matter of indifference to
Dolores. Another atmosphere now
wrapt her completely from his inlbi
enoe that she had forgotten eveu her
former dislike nuil fear of him; and
that feeling which, combined with her
love und anxiety for Tolly Hamilton,
had so troubled her that she could not
tell if sho was repelled or uttructed,
was now so entirely in abeyance that
for tho present sho was no longer con
scious of it.
She looked up as he approached her
and said, with u careless nod:
"Tolly will bo here presently:. Sit
down."
"Tho longer sho stays away t la
better I shall be pleased," said Clar
ence, drawing forward a chair so that
he sat directly opposite Dolores.
She looked up iu mill? questioning
of his words, but she made no other
answer.
"liecause her absence gives me tho
pleasure of a little talk with yon, fair
est cousin, and I havo too little of
that."
Dolores had put two beuufiful aui-ber-colorcd
roses together, ami laid
them against tho front of her corsage
it was now June, aud she wore a
loose gown of cool, white India silk,
without color or any ornament, for
sho was t till iu mourning. Hut the
golden lino of tho flowers, like pris
oned sunshine against he dress, hud a
perfectly dazzling effect, together
with the gleaming light of her eyes
through her long lashes mid the sheen
of her brouzo-brovvn hair.
"You are very beautiful!" suid
Stanley.
How often ho had suid those words
to other women how often ho hud
laughed iu his heart at the other
women to whom ho hail said them.
Hut now they really seemed to havo a
meaning, und his breath came quick
and his pulses throbbed while he
watched this woman to whom they
seemed to havo no meaning.
"Do yull think so?" usked Dolores,
with supremo indifference. "What
do you know of beauty?"
"Xot much, indeed, cousin, till I
met you," said Stanley, with uhiimhlo
sincerity ho had never practiced till
that moment.
Yes, it was true, ho said to him
self all ho hud told Yuu Tassel, mid
more, too. Ho loved, adored, wor
shiped this girl. Sho might, if she
cared, make of him what she would
something even good enough to he
loved by herself or good or bad,
what mattered it? Ho could give up
the whole world and all that it con
tained, content only to sit at hor feet
ami worship there, if she would but
let him.
"You must not call mo 'oossiu,' "
laughed Dolores, mockingly. "I
don't believe we are even cousins."
"Then something nearer, dearer,
Dolores. I love you! I love you!"
He bent toward aud would have
takeu her hand, bat sho snatoned it
from his touch and pushed back her
chair with a movement of violent,
passionate fet.r ami louthing.
"Don't daro to touch mel" she
cried. "You love me? Oh, you are
mad!"
"I am mad, or anything you
choose to make me; but listen, Dolores
you ahull listeu! I love you! I
have never before loved any woman. I
did not kuow 1 could love. I am had;
urn evil; J know it; 1 acknowledge
it. Hut to love you would redeem
any man. I feel myself exalted, purl
lied when I am near you. You can
make mo an angel like yourself.
Without you, I shall be, is I
havo ever been, a devil! Think,
girl, that you cuu save a soul from
Satan. Does that mean nothing to an
angel such us you uro? It is your
mission to save me. I belong to you.
Ta It my fault that I have borne
heritage of evil handed down to me for
hundreds of years, while vou finve in
herited only goodness null purity? It
is your duty to redeem me the debt
my Indian ancestor owes to roo. Dol
ores! Dolores! We are the last of
our race. To us belongs the countless
treasure of tho Menuozas. It is ours
to enjoy, ours to possess it forever,
to lift tho curse of the ludian woman
from the race of the Mendozas. You
said but now that I was not your
cousin. liehold! Is not this the
birthmark of the Mendozss?"
With a sweeping gesture he pushed
back the golden hair from his temple,
and there Dolores beheld the woll
known birthmark inherited from Tedro
Mendoza.
"The black heart!" she cried. "Oh,
come not near mel Murderer, doubly,
trebly accursed! Yes, you do indeed
bear the mark of the Mendozas; but
ouly those of tke black heart are
horsed past redemption, Maruja!
Marujal Evn jour love cauaot savs
Uiml"
f:'ho v.Tun ; Is-r hauls j nfionaiely
together, while c. low ntiari of tho
deepest distress burst fnon her lips;
lor face hecuuit! sit and white, her
eye rolled wildly, then closed as if
suddenly ulued to ;e".'.e'i ; and, as sho
sank helpless into her ehair, her head
fell buck, and Stanley saw that idio
had heivmo unconscious.
It was so su bleu, so unexpected,
that he could hardly comprehend what
had happened; but iu the next moment
his heart, gave an exultant hound,
"At last, at last!" he muttered. "I
would have loved her; I would havo
knelt at her feet us a slave; but she
would not have it so; now she is at my
mercy, and she shall bo the slave, Hot
would have taken tho step
toward her, but his feet seemed glued
to the tloor; he raised his bunds, but
when ho would have waved them be
fore her face they deemed suddenly
like lend, while u cold breeze seemed
to strike u chill to his very heart.
"What is this?" he thought. "Am
I then powerless over her?"
He seemed to hear the hollow echo
of a mocking laugh, und every evil in
stinct of his nature rose to light for
him. Let come what might, he would
compel her to seo the treasure und de
scribe its hiding-place, (iold, gold!
Thut wus tho passion of his soul, and
now ho returned to it with feverish
gladness, all the more its devoted
slave because of his brief inlidelity,
his Meeting fancy for a woman's love.
"Can you see the hiding place of
tho Mendo.u treasure iu the Santiago
Canyon?" he asked imperiously.
' I am there," suid the voice of Do,
ores; yet not her voice, as it seemed
to Stanley, though speaking through
her lips.
"Describe the place."
"Near a sycamore tree, far up tho
canyon, where the wild pnnsies, tho
poppies and the blue forget-me-nots
star tho ground."
"Can you see beneath tho earth?"
"Yen, where gold lies in veins
through tho earth and a thousand iicU
and rure jewels lie buried."
"How cun I reach it?"
"That I shall not tell you?"
"You shall; I command you!"
"I will not obey."
Stanley bent forward nnd, with nil
tho force of his strong aud evil will,
fixed his gleaming eyes on tho still
white face before him, aud with set
teeth and hands clenched, he hissed
in low, vibrant tones:
"I command you, by the strength
of my will and by all the depths of
evil iu my soul, that evil which yo
fear and tremble at, to auswer aud
obey me!"
"I refuse and I defy you!"
Choking with rage, blind with fury,
he would have rushed on tho slight
ami quivering form iu the effort to
wrench by physical force the obedience
ho could not command; but when bo
would have seized the insensible form
of Dolores, his arms once more fell,
powerless, to his sides ami a shock us
if from an electric battery thrilled
through him frv.ni head to foot. Again
a cold breeze, chill, benumbing, hor
rible, smote on his face, aud a pule
silvery mist, shot through with glit
tering dust of tire, set -mod to rise In -tween
hiiuand Dolores. It grow denser
and tho air rew colder; and a
shadowy face, dark, menacing, terri
ble, looked at him, while two great,
glowing eyes glared on him so fiercely
they seemed to burn into his brain.
Willi a smothered imprecation of fear
and impotent rage, Stanley fell back
before the look of those eyes; und
when they had faded uway and all the
air was clear again, he rubbed his own
eyes us one awaking from sleep and
darted forward toward Dolores.
The chair in which she had been
seated was empty; the door elose be
side it was open, aud sho had evi
dently left the room.
"What is the nieuuiug of all this?"
exclaimed Clarence. "Is it magic?
Witchcraft? Or have I been asleep,
drugged, hypnotized?"
He turned aud strode across the
room toward the other door, aud as he
parted tho curtains he found himself
confronted by a face, so drawn, con
torted, livid with suffering that he
looked long upon the once familiar
features before he recognized them.
Then he said:
"Tolly! Oh, Tolly! Is it you?"
"Yes, Clarence it is I!''
CIIATTKU XXI.
some or T1IK RKSI I.TS,
Her voico w as changed as greatly ns
her face; und pushing aside the cur
tain, she entered the room, sinking
heavily into tho nearest chair.
"How long have you been here?''
ho said at last.
"I don't know-; I can't tell. It seems
a long while."
"How much have you heard?"
"Everything, 1 suppose; but I un
derstand nothing nothing, except
thut you love Dolores only Dolores.
You liu.'e never loved me never loved
any ono hut Dolores, ouly Dolores
always and always Dolores! Oh, my
I I it it, my llita, whom I loved! Oh. my
Clarence, my Clureuce, who never
loved me!"
"Tolly, Tolly, won't you listen?
Can you forgive?"
"Tlease, don't oh, please, don't
speak to me! Ouly go away now and
leave me! Tlease, only go away just
now and let me, be alone!" ,
Stanley turned from her quickly.
He was, indeed, stilling, choking, and
he gladly rushed into the hall and out
into the street. The situation was bo
eomo too much tveu for his iron
nerves, and although the cool air
seemed to brighten his mind and bring
back his scattered wits, he walked as
in a nightmare.
TO BR CONTINt'Eo.
The dogs in Barnwell County, S. C,
arc retained at s valuation of 81'2,8iiO,
while the assessed value of the entire
property of the county in sheep aud
goats is $'2,01.
THE WOMEN OF JAPAN,
Improvement Iu Their Com It inn the Ef
fect of Western Civilization.
Tho place occupied by woman !n nil
far Eastern lands is. In giucral. wcil
known. In Japan, however, for the
largest part of Its history, woman ha
not been cjuite the social zero or slave
sho has been in India, Shun, China, or
Korea. In'lecd, In undent times anil
until about M) years ago, the Japanese
woman stood comparatively high, not
only us wife and mother and compan
ion in the homo! but as scholar, writer,
artist aud adviser in business, aud even
In affairs of state. It Is remarkable
that In the early classics cf Japanese
literature the names of women lire
among those of the li adcrs Iu both
prose and jsietry. I'ntil the t'.ilrteentli
eeiiturv their social relations were in
grt-at degree unconstrained, and they
were graced, along with (loiiiestle
knowledge, by many of the highest
attainments in refined lcariiinsrlu his
tory, poetry, Action ami religious lore,
mill in artistic skill. The change, to le
deplored, that at length befell woman's
I position, took place eliielly in couse
i queiiee of the universal civil wars that
j devastated the i-mplre froi.i the thir
teenth to the sevellt. entll centuries,
! a ml the dominance during the bitter
j part of Japan's middle nges of the
j social regulations of the Chinese age
I of Confucius.
I Willi the acceptance of Confucianism
j by the upper and ruling classes about
j three centuries ago, ihe Japanese wom
an sank almost out of sight as a social
factor everywhere outside the h nie;
and so she remained i.ntil the present
period of the general political, religious,
scientific ami social revlvilicution of
the people under the influence of the
civilization of Christendom.
I can best illustrate woman's position
during the 'J.'iO years of the Takuguwn
IShoguiiate, the age just preceding the
recent restoration of the Kniperor to
active sovereignty, by a few quotations
from the "(ireater learning for Wom
en," the code most w idely accepted as
regulative of woman's place aud con
duct. "Seeing that It is a girl's destiny
on reaching womanhood." says the
Onnii Dulgaku, "to go to a new home
and live In submission to her father-in-law
ami mother-in-law. It Is even
more incumbent on In.' than it is on a
boy to receive with till reverence her
parents' Instructions." "The only
qualities that belit a hi man are gentle
! obedience, chastity, mercy i:nd quiet
I lie.-s."
"After her marriage her chief duty Is
to honor her father-in law ami her
I mother In-law- to honor them even be
I yond her own lather and Mother
i m love ami revenuee thorn witli all
I ardor, and to lend iiieui with oer.v
practice of tliial pieiy." "A woman
must look to In r husband as her lord"
I or, as another code expresses it, "as
ln-r only heaven ti look up to" "ami
must serve him with ail wniship ami
reverence." "Her lifelong duty is
obedience."
SI mil else Is enjoined In this code,
tint only in like lone, concerning wom
an's relations, which are exclusively
those of daughter, wife ami mother.
The closing lnjunctlou reads: "Tar
cuts, teach the foregoing maxims to
your daughters from their tenderest
yetirs. Copy them out from time to
time, that they uiuy rend und never
forget them."
T.ut during the pnst fifty years, un
der the benelicent Increase of the in
fluences of Western civilization, Im
portant changes, just now becoming
strongly marked, have begun to affect
thV degrading social eondltluii. It can
not be said thut these changes have
us yet been very widely iperative.
Japanese society Is still greatly bound
by the code of Confucius. Outside the
capital and tome of the chief commer
cial centres women still remaiu ig
norant of what you und I consider
their essential worth. They are de
prived of the sense of personal freedom
and the self-reliance necessary for
their own best welfare and for the
best development of human society, of
w hich they are parts, co-ordinate with
im u.
The changes if which 1 speak began,
I occasioned by the pro-ioieigii move-
incut started about thiny years ago.
I The .slaiesmeii then iu eiiniiiiaml of
I t he empire, in establishing an enlight
j i-ned educational system, were induced
to include In their plans a lilicrnl cdu
: cation for girls, and to send to Amer
ica and Europe sienc promising young
woine'.i for preparation Iu forelgi
schools us teachers for their country
women. At present there are more than r,iHn
women employed as instructors in
schools modeled in iiccorihunv with
he educational sysuius of ihe West;
and in those seii .oU are more than a
million girls as pupils. Wuu'nns Jour
nal. Three 1'lrit. of Women.
It Is worthy of observation that tho
three greatest periods of English liter
ature und remarkable military con
quest occurred under three women
Elizabeth, Anne and Victoria. The reign
of ljueeii Elizabeth, which lasted forty-five
yours (Ems ltioiti, received an
unfading lustre from Shakespeare,
Bacon, Sidney, Spenser nnd Hen John
sou, und la forever associated with
the defeat of the Spanish Armada. Un
like her predecessor. Queen Anne was
an Indolent woman of ordinary capac-
by. lint In her short re.;: of twelve
years llT'C-ITl Si We le'd A Misoii. Ci
Vi'i ve. Defoe. Tope, I'lii :1. Swift an
oiho" authors; Newii.n .ml Kerl eley,
with their Mllua'd" d: -. o eri"s ill si l
ence, then truly ill i.s imaio-y; the
great Duke of .MniTmroiigh w ii.niti:: Lis
brilliant victories, and the twin n of
England and Scotland.
ilttt it was in th, reign of uiieon
Vii toiin -the longest in Kriti.-ii nt:mi!s
that, the greatest advances w-'i
I'liiile In all departments of human
knowledge. This re'nn of nearly sis-ty-foiir
years witnessed gnat liie.ary
achievements, great contributions to
art and music, tremendous progress in
niedicul science, the prolongation of
liuiiiuu life and the alleviation el' hu
man stifferlug. the abolition of ancient
abuses and extraordinary strides in
education and philanthropy. Though
the distance traveled since the Victor
ian era Is but a fraction of historical
time, yet If is nlrcudy plain that we
are in another hemisphere, and that
the most human. Intellect mil nr.i'. pro
gressive reign in the world's lib lory is
behind us. Huston Transcript.
ClmniilnK rttrasolii.
Tarnsols are almost nil things, but
show ti decided tendency toward lack
of lriils. Eaee edges, tuck;: galore, ap
plique, ruches are to be found i i pro
fusion, but fcr the most part edges are
finished without frills. Hlad; and
while, white, pompadour am! Hon ored
silk, lace, chiffon and batiste are all
In vogue and are used in innumerable
ways, the Washington post declares.
The good old standby, the coaching
umbrella, Is here, as It is each year,
nnd without noticeat.ie change, but in
silks of exquisite color. Those WliO
cnu afford the luxury buy puritsols, tu
they do gloves, for each and every
gown, und to such the lovely pale
pinks, blues, all ajlke appeal with pe
culiar charm. Less fortunate but more
numerous mortals are content with one
or two, and buy with greater discre
tion, choosing more durable colors.
To these last the quieter shades,
dark blue ami the like, appeal more
keenly than the perishable silks, how
ever chiirming they may upix-.ir, but
for all colors, the favorite bundle Is the
simple one of nuturul wood. Pa club
style, tied with a strip of the sill; and
are quite plain. Toir.padotir stripes
are favorites and lire exceedingly ef
fective, as well as serviceable, for the
reason that they harmonize with many
gowns. Warp printed floral designs al
so are popular for much the same rea
son. Slade quite imtrimmed and with
handles of natural wood or enamel,
they are simple enough for n tailored
gown, yet allowable with an after
noon costume or a dainty summer
gown.
Tlie (.'orr't C'olfTure.
At the recent international competi
tion of modern haii'drc ssiug, held 1:1
London, tile "negligee coiffure was al
i.n st unrepresented. Studied and sym
metrical dressing; were the rule, and
more than one dressing was hopelessly
sp died by a profusion of ornamenta
tion." The prize offered by the French
ambassador was awarded to an Eng
lishman, who "adopted :i low dressing,
as did nearly every other competitor,
and an indefinite Marcel wave was
sparingly used. The hair in front
was slightly parted to the left, and
puffed rather lull to each side. Slur
lean cutis titled closely on either side
of a figure S that narrowed on to the
neck. Side ornaments of tortoise shell
and a high eoinh at the back and a
short spray of geraniums In the front
heightened the effect of the coiffure,
which appeared less studied, and yet
more finished than the rest."
Hairdressers are scarcely to Ix
blamed for a lavish use of combs and
ornaments, since they look to the sale
of these articles for some ef the profits
of their trade a branch which ihe
wearing of flowers, real and artificial,
had considerably lessened. We have
already returned to the fashion of
Jeweled e.iiubs nnd ornaments, but
nothing will ever suit the young face
as well ns the simple wreath of flow
ers. New York Commercial AJver
tlser. The Newest Kantilons.
Hlneherettes are the fad of tho mo
ment Iu "outwear.
Satin chiffon is a pretty new ribbon
for summer go wus.
Sue le ham! coverings are slowly
forging to the trout for summer
wear.
Chiffon veils, with self-colon d dots
widely spaced, are the vogue of the
hour in veils.
Crass liut u c niching parasols lined
with a eoulr.isilug silk arc in hml;
ia or just now .
Diaphanous textures, both f ir morn
ing ir evening Wear, mark the eMreme
of -IllllUler Voglle.
ihe cry ".inch bl ued clYii't ban
li. i n i lodilicd upon smart IuhIucs
as to be .scarcely lvcog :i:'.ablc.
A leading modiste says that the
l.r-t principle of being well iliiLsed
is to be appropriately dressed.
The cost uiii" Idea iu u gjwu is the
prevailing fashion this year, the Jacket
ami skirt suit being decidedly passe.
Shin waist suits of pongee or Shan
tung vie with those of foulard for tltst
place In the aff ect ioi s of the sumiacr
girl
Slidalllou effects, produced by lace
motifs iu al plique, still remain one of
the most popular trimming idcaii of
the season.
Fashion now distinguishes Ix-twoen
a traveling gown und a train gown.
Women of the smart set wear the for
mer for g dug long distances from
home, while the latter la much fussier
and is for running Into town for the
day from the out-of-town hous.
I If II Were True.
l.,V'-s e gn.il laell '.Ii I'i'MMel us
We e.iu make our lac., sal. Sum;
ill it's t ! ne t li.:l 1 one i- ni'iae )
It v.e i.ni h.ue t ,:e ! one.
!:.ill;m ue News. .
A tils I'nr Tnitti.
"Truth is mighty and will prevail,"
quoted the g I Man.
"I would infer." returned the other,
"that you think that truth always has
the machine guns on its hide." Chi
cago Tost.
Tenilnr IlcKi-tnl.
It V.
175-
The Storyt ih r 'There, there, don't
cry. You know the sharks didn't really
eat me."
The I.isteiier-"i'hnt's just it! I feels
so sorry for ihe poor, hungry sharks!"
New York Journal.
Plain.
rarke "After all. sir, the extreme
simplicity of our American institutions
must commend Itself to every one."
I.ane "I know it. Half the time
we're without a cook." Harper's Ba
zar. Too Sincere. '
"My husband ofieii says that his dis
position might be worse," said the pa
tient looking womuu. I
"That sounds gentle and concilia- '
tory."
"Yes. but be always insists on going
ahead und proving it." Washington i
Star,
Ill tVraknfM.
Albert "Why. don't you recollect j
that girl? That's the girl you used to i
rave over last summer cull her a
'poem' and nil Unit."
Eilward-"liy Jove! so It is! I never
could commit a 'poem' to memory."
Harper's Bazar.
DeHerlptlTe. j
Bacon "Who is that short, thick
man over there?"
Egbert "Are you Mind? That man j
Is tall and slim."
Bacon " Hi. you haven't talked to j
him. He's short of money and thick
iu the head." Yoiikers Statesman. !
Known Too I.tn,
yon remember." said Sfrs.
i. "when vou asked me to mar-
"Do
liruiiq
ry you?"
"Yes," said Mr. Crumps.
"And I said Yes?' "
"I remember it. We both always
did talk too uiuch." -Washington Star.
All Oil;l ('nte.
"Why, the first publisher the book
was offered to .v'cepled it, and predict
ed that It would be a phenomenal suc
cess!" ' That's very strange. I never heard
of a book being a success until lit least
n dozen publishers bud declined It'."
Tuck.
Kconomy.
"Charley, dear." said young Mrs.
Torklus. "I did Just what you told me
to "
"You mean about economizing?"
"Yes. Iustend of buying sirloin
steak, I bought porterhouse. It isn't
nearly so large, you know." Washing
ton Star.
The lteion.
Wise- "A college cducatii u pays in
the end."
Wrong "How so?"
Wise "Well, my sun has signed to
pitch for SJihhi next season."-Detroit
Free Tress.
How 11 Mlicht lie Simkrc
"I saw him." said the complaining
witness, "steel a hammer from this
hardware store and bolt for the door,
upou which 1 noticed he had riveted his
attention from th start."
"Y'es," said the magistrate encourag
ingly. "Well. I tried to hold him. but he
gave a WTench and got a weight, and
then I quietly called a policeman, whj
nailed him."
"You employed grate tack," said the
magistrate. "Tin mouths."
Which shows how convenient It
would tie If we would only fit our con
versation to circumstances. Baltimore
News.
I
hi l.:.:.y A
Co;
!;.! J':;;-.-.-., Al.-j-
i., of tha
i: .:1 .
V; ; v: o:-a 'al S. !: at
a iveen: m v...i.-, 1.. . u-. d Vt a paper
on "J !;.-; ry mid Emia- In Colonial
Advertising" by Frank Warren Crane.
Mr. Crane tpcw his quaint examples
from such plunder u-. wspapers as "Tub
lick Occurrences," "The Boston Xtws
letter," "The -oiv York CancLtc," after
ward "The i'ostboy;" ''Bradford's ia
zette," Benjamin Franklin's "1'eunsyl
vania tJnaette," "The .Massachusetts
Spy" and "The "ow York Diary." It
vita "The New York Cazette" that
earned the thle of "Eying tiazette," by
Its Eoyulist sympathies during tin!
Hevolutlou. Mr. Crane noted that Col
onial obituary notices were short and
numetlmes read like advertisements.
The matrimonial advertisement and
patent medicine advertisement are no
new inventions. Mr. Crane read an
advertisement In "Bradfoid's Cazotto"
for Slay a, 173iJ, In which a discontent
ed bachelor made his wants known
at some length, und specified the mini
mum fortune, iu pounds, shilling und
pence, which would i" iu his considera
tion. Another man advertised himself as
having the advantageous "knack of
seldom having his bills disputed."
But the two most amusing notices
were those of a man and wife who
had disagreed. The tirst. from the
husband, gave not ho that be intended
to "abscond," and forbade any one to
give his wife credit, as he repudiated
all liability. In the second the wife
retaliated, withtheexplanatiou that the
separation was mutual, that she had
money of her own, and would, on her
purt, pay none ui her hu.siiaud's bills
from that date.
The merchants who .?.ld the founda,
tiou of New York City's commercial
prestige were frequent advertisers.
Some of the mor. conspicuous names
Were thote of Thilip Livingston, later
one of the signers of the Declaration of
Independence, whose advertisements
would suggest that he kept what
would now be called a "ib partuuut
store;" Teter tlocb t. TetT ami (ieorge
Lorillard, who had a tobacconist shop,
ut No. I!0 Chatham street, "near tho
Jail," and John Jacob Aslor. Ilbyuied
advertisements, now much used, are
also found In the early newspapers, as
witness a parody on Hairnet's solil
oquy, "To shave or not to shave," end
ing with tin; Invitation to use "IIop
klu's new invented strop nvj compo
sition." New Yurk Tribune..
The Man 'LonirMiore.
Tho only place to study him Is hi
his actual haunts where he works, and
wastes and lives aud dies, seldom get
ting more than u few blocks away
from his little chosen world, says Don
ahue's Magazine. This section of New
York City extends from the Battery
north to East and West Tenth streets.
Here the big "liners" and ihe tramp
kteiimers discharge the vast cargoes
of freight, am! carry away on their
outward voyage otir native products
for foreign markets. Willi on exag
geration this section of New Yurk is
the busies 1 urea in the world.
It is an exceedingly picturesque sight
to see a mighty steamer, a filiating
city, glldif majestically into n larg.
pier, and when its load of human
freight has been discharged. 1o behold
the army of sturdy 'longshoremen dis
appear Into its vast depth ami In a few
minutes, amid a shouting of men and
creaking of crane and cordage, tha
boxes and bales litter the pier, their
place In the hold of the steamer, al
most at the same Instant, being taken
by the box and bale of American thrift
nnd Industry, From the time the
"gung" begin work on the steamer till
the moment the last object has been
removed or packed, they never leave
the vessel. If It takes twenty-four
hours or forty-eight tr sixty hours,
work must go on. If a man drops out,
another Is there to take his place, and
there is no chance for him to do any
thing until another steamer comes In.
This means a ureal loss, ns he has
waited perhaps u day or two for the
arrival of this particular vessel.
MI.lteran MielrtnnB' For Sale,
A lioudou second hand bookseller Is
offering In his cutiihiiim' the potential
ity of literary fame. He advertises a
budget of "skelcti.u projects" in the
manuscript of u deceased am hor.
These projects are for "really .-olid
and great works," mmo of which have
been aiilicipir.ed. while oilurs ivn..ilQ
fallow. "To i tie iiiittqiiariiiii, biidio
graphical and critical sehoi.i;- oi scii'clt
of fresh ideas, the viiuiue simr.l.i prove
a desideratum. ' The jeting l.onN we
know, lack and sillier hunger, liiu a
scholar so jaded as to be ui si arch of
fresh Ideas is in.id'.v likeiy to "Pud
himself' iu th.s i:j, 1'. on:, bly ll,e
bookseller has a v i ry .;,, id ilo.liiig of
this, since for nil i' i s.- p i.Yii.,, "tho
majority of whiiii st.il be n tl." womb
of ihe future," be i-as i i..v si shil
lings, the price of one lolnp.eud lioVeh
Eolidon Chronicle.
Mru-.irlng a 1 low inii't'- H ntli,
The up-.o iia'e lai'iucr ...i c limate
quite closely what au.ou.i, ., work his
men do in a da;. , niai ; . . y ,:i w hicli
he docs it is vi i.v .a. ... Assum
ing that a gn.ni , vv.ll walk
about cigl.'ei n In. i a :, he pro
ceeds to delerm.iie . .... : land will
be goue over in .. . . i ne tai lor
iu the ease is r.i u . i tie plow.
Cutting a T im .i . . all day's
work will mean of all
acre and a qu i u turroW
will un a n an a. .. ; an 11-
iuch furrow, tv a la-Inch,
furrow, two a. . is acres.
Thus the ia . .v many
men he liei -a ug the
work, aud a iu should
accomplish .