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V.QL. XXVII. PITTSBORQ, CHATHAM COUNTY, N. C.. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 1, iaOI. NO. 16.
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Copyright 18ft, by Rbilrt Bosmt'i Sows.'
CHAPTER XXIV.' . .
Continued.
"Isn't grandfather ' violating: the
agreement we made as we we com
ing to lunch?" I inquired of my father.
'The agreement "was between you
and me," said my father, smiling. "Mr.
Wolsey v-as not a party to it."
"I beg your pardon, I am sure," said
Mr. Wolsey. "That you should" discov
er in what I have said anything to re
mind you of the man your father and
you have agreed not to speak of, is as
full an acknowledgment of the truth
cf my remarks as I could receive."
As I could not deny that this was the
case I remained silent, and my father
took advantage of the pause to ask,
Mr. Wolsey some question relating to
farming in Australia, which effectually
deflected the conversation from that
dangerous channel into which It had
again drifted.
Luncheon over, I withdrew, and was
making my way to my room when I
was stopped by a servant in the hall,
who was bringing me a letter which
had just been delivered by a mounted
messenger. Hastily tearing open the
envelope I read:
: Mrs. Andrew Butterwell presents : '
: her compliments to Mr. Ernest Trii- :
: roan, and requests the pleasure of : "
: his company on Friday, the -; th :
: of September, to join a shooting :
: party. . :
: At Kingsthorpe Grange, 10 a. '. I
: in., sharp. : ?.
: Chevington. v-Gi.. : ".'
: Bury St. Edmund's, '-' :
: th September, 18 - ' : '
: R.S.V.P. :
This communication was upon a
card, lithographed in the usual man
ner, with the blanks for names and
dates filled up in writing. I turned it
over in my hand two or three times be
fore I remembered the circumstances
of the troublesome old widow who
was ence my companion on a -railway
journey from London to Bury "St. Ed
mund's. Of course I would not go',
there was nothing to consider on that
point, but it at once flashed upon me
that this circumstance would afford
the opportunity I desired for sending
old John Adams away out of the house
tor the greater part of the next day
for Chevington lay seme five miles on
the other side of Bury, and it would
take a messenger at the least six or
seven hours to go there and return.
"Tell the messenger I am unable to
give my answer now, but I will either
come to Chevington to-morrow, as re
quested, or send a messenger to excuse
me," I said to the servant, and putting
the card in my pocket I continued my
way to my room.
Yes, I thought, this is a heaven-sent
opportunity, and will not only spare
me sending to Bury to purchase some
thing I dent want, but will keep the
old man away from the house long
enough to enable me to thoroughly ex
amine everything in his room.
I opened my window and looked out
upon the garden. The storm was sub
siding, but rain still fell and there
were occasional distant rumblings in
the air. My spirit was as perturbed
as nature had been, but unlike nature,,
was not tending toward peace. A
vague presentiment, as of some pend
ing calamity, deeply oppressed me.
Pshaw, I mused; what humbugs men
are!" My grandfather's words just now
sounded most true and disingenuous;
his indictment of uncle Barn would
have won the sympathy of any one
who did not know that the old man
was the first to break faith in the mat-
ter of my mother's marriage. And
my own father too, did he not avail
himself of my grandfather's authority
to effect what he failed to otherwise
achieve, his fair fighting competitor
being his brother? Then there is my
rival nay, my enemy Evan Price. All
that fellow said about our family was
true; yet why did he say it? Because
a rich and beautiful girl he desires has
preferred me before him; therefore it
is he hates me. Again, there la. that
ungrateful thief we have housed and
fed for I don't know how many: years
robbed us of a fortune and sown per
haps an irremediable enmity between
two brothers. Certainly, but for the
love of my Constance I should be dis
gusted with the whole world. Life is
an inexplicable thing.- Every man must
Cght for himself or suffer extinction.
What a difference intercourse with
mankind has made in the language ancV
views of my grandfather! ...Before he
left Holdenhurst he could scarce speak
upon any subject but the seasons and
crops; that is not so now. As for m'y
self, I have largely .increased my
knowledge and courage, and if not
yet quite happy, I must surely be ?o
soon after I have : accomplished the
task I have come here to do. v - -,
That task! I could not get It out of
my rnind for one moment. Would that
this day were over and to-morrow
come! What a triumph my vindication
of my uncle's honesty and the sudden
Possession of a large fortune would
be! There was nothing but to patiently
endure for awhile this mental strain;
this chaos of inconsequent thought.
The day wasted slowly. I did not
meet my father and grandfather; again
until dinner, which, thanks to the
studied caution of all three present,
yassea without reference to any dis
puted subject. In the exgning my
v WALTER ! BL'OQM FIELD
grandfather filled the pipe from the
large bowl which he had carried about
with him from my earliest recollection,
and in the intervals of his puffing re
lated some of his experiences in Aus
tralia and New Zealand. Many of his
anecdotes were interesting; but none so
interesting to me as the information,
casually disclosed, that my father and
he would be absent from the Hall near
ly the whole of the next day surveying
our vacant farms.
That night I could not sleep, and the
heavy hours dragged wearily. I was
feverish and restless from suppressed
excitement, and tho first streak of
dawn was the signal for me to aban
don my bed. I threw my window open
wide. The day had risen fresh and
fair, and the birds were busy seeking
their food. ' Nature was refreshed by
the storm of yesterday, and the aspect
before me told of peace and reanima
tion. I thought, perhaps a little sadly, of
my old life at home before I had seen
uncle Sam; and of the great change
hat had come over my habits, thoughts
md hopes within the past few months,
.amenting that extended knowledge
should not always signify increased
aappiness, but too orten the contrai-y.
endeavored, but not very effectually,
to comfort myself with the reflection
that the matters whsch troubled my
father and I were not of our creation,
neither were they very much within
our control. The die was cast, and I
must redeem my promise to my uncle;
..here was no escape from it now, how
aver distasteful the task. The honor
of our whole family, and my own per
;onal interest, largely depended on the
:ssue. - "
At breakfast my father and Mr. Wol
sey talked very freely, but still care
fully avoided any reference to uncle
iam. The former was particularly
considerate and asked me to accom
pany him over the vacant farms in the
old kind way in which he had always
been used to ""speak to me, so that I
was hard put to it to excuse myself.
My father and Mr. Wolsey were no
sooner departed than I sought John
Adams, and found the old man in the
stable polishing a harness.
"John," I said, " put the bay mare in
the dog-cart while I go in the house to
write a note. I want you to go to
Chevington at once."
"To Chevington, Master Ernest?" the
old man echoed in a tone of surprise.
"Yes, to Chevington," I repeated.
''Look .-sharp; there's no time to lose.
I shall be back again in two or three
uainutes." -
When I returned with my hastily
scribble apology Adams was backing
;he .mare ; into the sr.afts, and very
soon afterwards was ready to start on
ais journey.
. "Take tbisr" I said, giving the old
man the letter'and deliver it to Mrs.
Butterwell, at Kingsthorpe Grange,
Chevington. Don't drive the mare too
fast; give her a- good bait and at least
an hour's rest at Chevington."
"Will there be any answer to the
letter?" inquire the old man.
:"I dou'tkuow; possibly there rnay
be."
I went to the gate and watched the
old man drive away until he was lost
to my sight in the bend of the road,
and then, 1 returning into the house,
went direct to Adams' bedroom.
So far as I remembered, I had never
been in that room in my life, though
I perfectly well knew which room it
was. To my great annoyance I found
that the door was securely locked.
After considering this circumstance
for some moments, I decided not to
ring for a- servant but to go myself
to the kitchen.
In the kitchen my unexpected pres
ence created surprise, and the house
keeper came forward to meet me.
. "There Is something in Adams' bed
room I want;. he has just gone out,
and the door appears to be locked. Do
you know where I can find the key?"
I asked. :y
"Pie always carries It about with
him." . -
"What!" I exclaimed; "does he clean
his own room and keep It locked?" .
"Yes, sir," ' answered the house
keeper. "How long has this been?" I in
quired. : i
- "Years and years; I can't tell you
how long," answered the woman, smil
ing. I waited no longer, but went at once
to a granary at the. back of the stable
where a tall ladder was kept. Though
the door . of Adams' bedroom was
locked, the window, I had noticed, was
open. By that means would I get into
the bedroom, if possible; if not, then
would I break into it by force.
With no attempt at concealment, I
brought the ladder and placed it under,
Adams' window. If was an ancient
window or casement, consisting of
small panes, of glass set in lead; and
it opened like a door, with a rack and
pinion to prevent it flapping in-the
wind. Through "this window I entered
the room almost as easily as it could
have been entered by the door.
The room was very long and narrow,
and the celling si opea so much to one
sido as to almost meet the floor. At
' one. end stood the ojd man'a bedstead;
and all the rest of the available space,
except .only a narrow way which led
from the door to the bed, was literally
crammed with boxes and packages ot
every shape and size. I remembered
now that when the Hall was being
renovated this room, by the special
request of. Adams, had been suffered
',ogo untouched. I had not expected
to come to such a large storehouse of
miscellaneous property, and was at
a loss what to examine first. After a
casual glahce round, my eyes lighted
upon a strange looking chest, painted
a dull red, with some neatly obliter
ated Oriental' characters in gold upon
the lid, and that chest I determined to
open. .
That this chest had belonged to my
ancestor Koger, I had not the smallest
doubt; and my belief was confirmed
when, after cutting the cords with
which it was bound, I removed the lid
and took out from it a Turkish robe,
elegantly embroidered with gold, the
color as fresh as on the day it was
niade As I held this garment up to
examine it there fell from out its folds
a fez, ornamented with a gold cres
cent and three diamond stars, and an
aigrette composed of various magnifi
cent stones and birds of paradise feath
ers, the latter for the most part broken
and crushed.
I was now in such a frenzy of ex
citement as to be almost incapacitated
for continuing my search. Was all
the property in this thief's den stolen
from us? and if so, was it all as valua
ble as this? In my eagerness I turned
the chest upside down that I might the
quicker acquaint myself with its con
tents, which I found to consist of two
other robes similar to the first but
of different pattern, several more dia
mond stars, and five daggers of various
sizes, all of them with richly jeweled
handles.
Having replaced the things in the
chest as carefully as my agitated state
would allow me, I sat down cn the edge
of the bed and wiped the perspiration
' from my forehead. What should I
I examine next? I had already abund
ant power to compel Adams to restore
the sequins and whatever else he had
stolen from us under threat of imme
diate prosecution. Why, my object
was already half accomplished. My
father would now "have to abandon
his scepticism; the wrong uncle Sam
had done the Wolseys would be bal
anced by the wrong, my father and Mr.
Wolsey had done uncle Sam; we should
all be rich together; enmity would
ceasa among us and everything hence
forth go as merrily as the marriage
bell which my Connie and I would
cause to ring.
No, I would not look any further
now. When my father returned this
room should be emptied, and every
thing in it thoroughly examined. Mean
while I would take with me the aig
rette, stars and daggers; would close
the window, and nail the door up on
the outside.
Having carefully executed these ar
rangements I placed the ladder where.
I had found it, and went again into
the kitchen, where I left instructions
that old John was to be sent to me in
the parlor the moment he returned,
and that nothing was to be said to him
about my having been Into his bed
room. And then, with f eeliugs similar to
thosj which I suppose must animate
a victorious general after a battle, I
paced round and round our garden
hour after hour, waiting for the return
cf Adams, which I hoped might be
before my father and Mr. Wolsey came
home.
After what appeared an interminable
time a maid came oui to inform me
that Adams had returned, and wts
awaiting me in the parlor, and thither
I nt ence went.
The old man was standing just in
side tbe door, holding his hat in one
hand, and a letter la tne other. I took
the letter from him and opened It,
but finding that It was long put It into
my pocket for -the present without
rending It.
"John, how long have you been a
servant here?" I asked.
The old man looked up wonderingly,
and after a brief pause replied:
"Nigh on forty-six year. Your grand
father was just married when I come,
and your father wasn't born until
eighteen months after."
"And though you have been well
treated and cared for all those years,
you must needs rob your benefactors
of everything valuable you can lay
your hands on. Look at those things
which I have just. recovered from your
room," I exclaimed, throwing the -aigrette,
the stars, and the daggers on the
table. "And tell me, you lying thief,
what you have done with those gold
coins you stole out of the crypt, or by
the God that made me, I'll bind you
hand a&d. f oot and cart you off to Ix
worth;" and with these words I sprang
at the old man, and seizing him by the
throat, forced him against, the walL
where I held him as in a vise, sur
prised at my own strength.
- To be continued. - "t,,.
Japan.
Japan is a progressive nation. She
is quick to adopt and adapt the ideas
of more advanced "peoples. She has
been, as a whole, on such . prominent
and continuous exhibition for the past
quarter of a. century that,", at .first
glance, her proposed monster exposi
tion of 1903 seems superfluous, but she
has learend that such expositions are
a great means of attracting visitors,
with whom profitable business can be
done, and it is gqod business policy
that extends this invitation to the
world to come on a special shopping
expedition to Japan. Philadelphia.
Ledger. "
The number of students in the .119
regular medical schools of the United
States in 1900 was 1070 females and
21tQ73 males. ,
Convention and Association!.
NE interesting feature, or
educational' work is the
i I holding of conventions in
V I connection with the build
ing of object lesson roads.
While the work is in
progress, a convention is called and
the people come from far and near to
witness the work 'of road building and
listen to instructive addresses. Such a
convention seldom adjourns without
forming ti permanent organization
Mainly in this way good roads asso
ciations have been formed in all" sec
tions, and by them the work of edu
cation and agitation has been carried
on. s
At a great National convention for
consideration of the road improvement
question, held in Chicago, in Novem
ber, 1900, the National Good Roads As
sociation was organized, and it has
since grown until, with its afliliated
Stale, district and local associations.
it is without doxibt the greatest or
ganization of the kind in existence.
But it is not the only National organ
ization of this kind. The American
Itoadmakerp, of which the Hon. James
II. Macdonald, of Connecticut, is Presi
dent, is organized in nearly every sec
tion of the United Spates, and its re
cent annual convention at Hartford,
Conn., was attended by several hun
dred delegates.
In 1901, an international congress of
persons interested in. road improve
ment was held at Buffalo, in connec
tion with the Pan-American Exposi
tion. All sections of the United States
and several foreign countries were rep
resented. It would be impossible in this brief
review of the good rosds movement
to even mention the many important
conventions which have been held
since the great Chicagj meeting of
1S92. But no history of the movement
would be complete without some ac
count of the National convention held
at St. Louis at the time the Louisiana
Purchase Exposition was dedicated.
In the number of leading public men
who attended and participated, thisi
athering far exceeded any of ,te
redecessors. Addresses were deliv-
pr
ered by President Roosevelt, Hon. A.
C. Latimer, Colonel William J. Bryan,
General Miles an.l by several Con
gressmen f.nd Governors of States, as
well as many other men of National
prominence. v
National Aid Movement Launched.
The most significant; feature of the
St. Louis meeting was the launching
of the National aid plan. Colonel W.
P. Browulow, of Tennessee, had giveu
this plan prominence before the coun
try by introducing a bill in the Fifty
seventh Congress providing tbat the
Government should co-operate with the
States in the Improvement of the roads,
and pay one-half of the expense.
From the first this proposition at
tracted much favorable attention, es
pecially among the rural population.
But the idea was fairly launched on
its National career by the convention
at St. Lduis. It was, in fact, the prin
cipal theme of discussion and the sen
itment for it was well-nigh unani
mous. Good Heads in Congress. The St.
Louis convention created a committee
representing all sections of the country
to go to Washington, lay its demands
be-fore Congress, and-argue in favor
of the Nation's help in the work of
improving the roads, Last January the
Committee on Agriculture iu both the
Senate and House granted publio hear
ings to this committee; and the Sen
ate baa since issued a report of tho
hearing tov dlstrubutlon to the people.
On the whole it must be said that the
advocates of National aid made out a
strong case, and the report contains
a large amount of valuable informa
tion. . The Senate committee has since de
cided by a vote of six -to one to make
a favorable report on the Latimer bill,
with some amendments, and this re
port will go before -the Senate for
action at the next session.
That public sentiment is generally
favorable to the National aid proposi
tion is shown by the fact that It has
been endorsed by the Legislatures of
'six States, by the National Grange, the
Trans-Mississippi Commercial Con
gress, the American Mining Congress,
and by State and local conventions and
organizations cf many kinds in all
parts of the country. v
State Aid. No history of this move
ment would be complete without some
reference to the State, aid plan. In
fact the ' greatest actual accomplish
ment of tho movement; is that it has
secured the adoption ;bf this plan in
ten. States. The essential features of
this plan are the creation of a Slate
Highway Commission, and the co-operation
of the State with the counties
and towns in tho work of road im
provement, each bearing a fixed portion
. ef the expense, though, no two States
tavo -adopted exactly the same plan.
All the northeastern States from Maine
to Pennsylvania and ..Maryland have
adopted State aid, and the results se
cured are so satisfactory that tho popu
larity of the plan increases every year.
In New Jersey the State pays one
third of the cost of road improvement,
and tho Legislature mow appropria tes
$230,0 00 annually. In Connecticut the
State. pays two-thirds of the expenses
and." tho vannual appropriations are
S225000. Massachusetts spends nearly
half a million a year, the State pay
ing three-fourths of the cost. In New
Yark the State pays cce-half the cost,
Ifi ill
in hi
and the last Legislature xaade an ilk'
propriation of $600,000 for this iUr
pose. Pennsylvania's last Legislature
appropriated;$6,500.000 as a State fund,
to be expended during six .years, th
State paying ..two-thirds of the -.cost
of the roads built. All the other: States
in this part of the country have adopt
ed this 'plan in some form. In these
States the sentiment for National aid
is strong, it being argued that the only
ideally perfect and just system of co
operation in road building is one in
which the Federal Government enters
as an active factor.
A High Aim. The good roads move
ment has been steadily gaining in force
for a dozen years, and during the past
two years it has gained at a greatly
accelerated rate. The. aim of its
friends and promoters is to make an
end of the unscientific piece-meal meth-
ods of road work now in vogue in
nearly all parts of the country, and to
substitute therefor scientific methods,
intelligent supervision, and co-operation
of Nation, State and local com
munity in a united and co-ordinate
effort for the improvement of the roads
throughout the whole country. This is
a high aim, and the undertaking is a
stupendous one. But who will say that
-it is too great for the Amcricau people
to accomplish?.
AM HISTORIC WATCH.
Time Piece Made For Kin;; Chailes
Isl
Still Kunninjr.
There is iiftue possession of Wilfred
Towell, who represents the Britich em
pire at this port, a timepiece that told
off the hours for England's royal mar
tyr. After his victory over Charles II.
Oliver Cromwell wrote exultantly to
England's Parliament, telling how the
enemy was beaten from hedge to
hedge till he was finally driven into
Worcester. There were 700.) prison
ers among the spoils ot that right. The
royal carriage in which the king had
been carried was there, too, and : in
that handsome carriage was the royal
carriage watch, which also fell into
the hands of the victorious Cromwell.
This timepiece of royalty, which
still ticks after av career of 2G2 yeairf,
was made in 1G-10 for King Charles I,
by the royal watchmaker of that time.
King Charles I. was beheaded two
years before his spa Charles II. was
defeated on and escaped from the field
of Worcester. . -
It is of the oldest watchmaking pat
tern, being made entirely by baud,
and costiug in its day a good round
sum of money. Th-se ' of solid I-
ornamented ,a beautiful pierced
filigree work, and there is an outer
case of copper with a handsome leath
er cover, silver studded. The royal
watch runs thirty-six hours with one
winding. Only one hand is used in
designating the time.
There is a silver bell enclosed within
the silver -case, on which the hours
are struck. There is also an alarm at
tachment. The watch is four and one
half inches in diameter, and one and
a half inches thick.
Cromwell kept it as a personal pos
session for years. But after the res
toration it fell into the hands of Jos
eph Kipling. Esq.. of Overstone House,
North Hants. England, an ancestor ot
Rudyard Kipling. Joseph Kipling was
also an aucestor of the present owner
of the watch. Philadelphia Telegraph.
WORDS OF WISDOM.
You cannot use virtue to a varnish.
Whatever soils the soul iust be sin.
A song will outlive ah sermons in
the memory H. Giles.
Jest not with the two-edged sword
of God's word. Fuller.
Rulers always hate and suspect the
next in succession Tacitus,
The wonderful thing about a man is
bis power to become.-E. J. Boswortl),
Evil never tempted a man whom ha
found Judiciously enipJoyed.-r.Spurgeon,
Thou art pool indeed if thou art not
stronger than thy poverty.-Jamei
Allen,
When the service of the Lord seems
hard, it is because we are but imper
fectly performing it. P. Mercer.
A man who does not know how to
learn from his mistakes, takes the best
schoolmaster out of his life. Beecher.
When one is sad or out of sorts for
any cause whatever, there is no rem
edy so infallible as trying to make
somebody else happy. J. W. Carney.
Where there is no mother there can
be no child. Their duties are recipro
cal; and if they are badly. jfulfilled on
one side, they will be neglected on the
other. Rousseauv
Fortunes In Broken Glass.
The waste from glass furnaces is
now made useful. Into a fire resisting
mold are placed fragments of glass of
various colors, which are then raised,
to a high temperature. "The -coherent'
mass thus produced can be dressed
and cut into beautiful mottled blocks
and slabs, forming an artificial marble
of decorative surface. Designs in re
lief can be obtained by pressure while
the material is still plastic. From
broken glass a "stained glass" win
dow can be made by. firing, without
the ordinary slow process of "lead
ing." A prosaic soda water bottle in
the filial fulfilment of its destiny may
dazzle the eyes as brilliant "dia
monds" or other 'precious stones."
Thus does the waste-come to resemble
the most precious commodity if prop
erly handled and utilized. New York
Herald. j, '
Annual Diamond Output.
Mr. Louis Tas, one of the best known
diamond brokers, estimates the output
of the De Beers mines annually at
$10,000,000, and of. other mines at $4,
500,000. Add to this the cost of la
bor, the profits of the syndicate, etc.,
and he thinks that the annual output
f diamonds is worth about $35,000,000,
Moiisehold
alters
Soar Cream Drop Cak
: One-cup sugar; one-half cup "butter,
one egg, one-half cup sour cream, one
tea'spoon of soda dissolved iu a very
little hot water, flour to mix soft
Drop from a spoon on greased tins. "
Potato Souffle.
To two cupfuls of smooth, well sea
soned and quite moist mashed potatoes
add the yolks of two eggs. When a
little cold stir in lightly the whites of
two eggs beaten very stiff. Put the
whole into a pudding dish and brown
it in a quick oven. ; "" '
Spinach Salad.
Boil and chop fine half a peck of
spinach, mold it in six glasses and
stand away until cold. Prepare six
leaves of lettuce, put on each a square
of cold boiled ham or tongue, turn out
the mold of spinach on this and put on
each a tablespoonful of Freuch dress-
Fried Cucumbers.
Pare and cut lengthwise three large,
cucumbers in slices about half an inch
thick, soak them in ice water one hour,
then wipe each piece dry, sprinkle
with salt and pepper, dredge w'.th
flour or cornmeal and fry in one table
spoonful of butter on both sides until
brown.
Tomatoes Broiled.
. Slice six tomatoes half an inch thick,
but do not peel them. Dip them in one
tablespoonful of oil or melted butter,
sprinkle with pepper and salt and broil
them eight minutes on each side. Serve
them with bits of butter sprinkled
over them. Add one teaspoonful of
chopped parsley.
Caramel Ice-Cream.
One-third cupful of thin cream or
ne-sixth cupful of each of heavy
cream and milk, one and a half table
spoonfuls of granulated sugar, one
tablespoonful of boiling' water, one
quarter teaspoonful of vanilla, a grain
of salt. Put sugar in a small sauce
pan; place on range and stir constantly
until melted. Add water and boll until
mixture is reduced to one tablespoon
ful. - Add cream very slowly, vanilla,
salt, then freeze.
Cheese Costard. -
Butter a baking dish, put in a layer
of bread cut in pieces one inch square
with crust removed, sprinkle thin
sliced cheese over the bread, dust with
salt and paprika, or a few grains of
cayenne. Add other layers of bread
and cheese, seasoning as before, using
in all half a small loaf of bread, one
cup of cheese and half a teaspoonful of
salt. Beat two eggs slightly, add one
pint of milk, and pour the mixture
over the bread and cheese. Bake about
half an hour In a moderate oven.
l Oranges Filled With Jelly.
Take half a dozen oranges that are
perfect; make a hole at the stem end
about half an inch in diameter; take a
4easpoon and remove the pulp, and then
soak the oranges in cold water for an
hour; then scrape with the spoon until
they are smooth inside; rinse with cold
water and drain on a cloth and put
them in ice box. -Prepare pink and
clear orange jelly, with the juice of
two lemons added. Fill half of them
with the pink,, the other half with clear
jelly, and when they are set wipe clean
and cut each orange iu four quarters,
Heap them in a pretty glass dish for
the table.
From Cellar Ip Garret,
Potatoes will bake more rapidly if a
pan of water is put into the oven with
them.
To break ice in smalj places for the
comfort of an invalid use a darning
needle,
To bake a pie crust without filling,
line with paraffin paper filled with un
cooked rice.
Coarse salt and vicsar will clean
enameled ware that has been burned
or discolored.
In stuffs for hangings the colors that
have the soft, slightly faded look of
old embroideries or brocades are pre
ferred.
A nut pick kept on the kitchen table
is the most convenient utensil for re
moving the paper cover from the milk
bottles.
Never use newspapers to wrap about
anything eatable. It is enomouy to
have a supply of paraffin paper always
on hand.
When washing boarded floors put a
handful of salt into every bucket of
water, and you will not' be troubled
with moths.
A convenience for a small room Is a
long, shallow, covered box, hinged and
castered, which can be rolled under the
bed and used to store clothing not iu
immediate use.
A soft varnish brush with a string
or wire through the handle to hang by
is a desirable utensil in every pantry
to be used for brushing bread, rolls
and pastry with melted butter.
A tall screen covered to match a sofa
or divan, and standing at its head, so
as to shelter its occupant from the
light or a draught, is a good idea and
a help in breaking up long wall spaces.
An ingenious woman keeps her bread
sponge at an even temperature th
year round by putting it in the oven
of, a stove without fire and putting a
small lighted lamp beside it,. leaving
the door partly open.
In a fruit pie always mix a table
spoonful of flour thoroughly with'tbt
sugar both dry. If butter is to b
used, spread it on the lower crust be
fore putting in the fruit nd It will b
evenly distributed through. the pie-
WriWHUMOR'
THE DAY
The New Xload to the Heights.
The heights by great men scaled and
grabbed . .
Pa me not lw oratorv'a flichtJ '
Brif'they, while their companions gabbed.
uere keeping mum with all their nilgai. -s
r Pittsburg Gazette.
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Always.
"Do you know, Grumpey. that half of
the world never knows what the other v
half is doing?" ' . 4
"Women do." Detroit Free Press. ,
Her Schooling.
Slim-"! wonder how Miss Songster
learned to reach such high notes.''
Jim "From talking through her hat,
probably." Detroit Free Press.
Sharing Each Other's Sonowl.
She "I wfts a tool to marry you.
He "I suppose so. but I'm not will
ing that you should bear all the blame.
I asked you to." Town Topics.
. - - .
A Call Down.
Mrs. Henpeck "Everybody says the
baby is like me."
Ir, Henpeck "Nonsense! It hasn t
said a word yet." Chicago Journal.
Dlncor.U.
Keewhacker "That last piece t
played was 4A Song Without Word."'
Miss Biff "Sounded to me liKe a
song without music,' Philadelphia
Bulletin. '
US Disadvantage.
"Professor Dryasdust is much op
posed td co-education."
'He's prejudiced. He married a girl
who was In his class at college
Cincinnati Commercial-Tribune.
The Reason Why.
Jack Oidboy-"It's'; cruel of jm Ca
snub me... I'm a good sort, if I'm
rough diamond." . ;.';.
Miss Stoneleigh -"That's the reasoB
you need cutting." illustrated Bils,
- " A Poor Reason.
Customer -- "Look ; here. These
weren't fast colors in this shirt."
Cleik-"No; but you ought 1 he sat
isfied.", r -
Customer "Why so?"
Clerk "Because you got a run for
your money." Cleveland riaiu Dealer.
Wild Western Forgivenesif.
Missionary (out Wesl)-"Did JOB
ever try to forgive an enemy?"
Bad.Mah "Wunst."
Missionary "I am glad to hear that.
What mbvtti your inner soul to prefer
peace to strife.?"
Bad Mau-"I didn'o have no gun.
Modern Society. 4
Tdcal Place. . '
. Tourist "You understand, I wish to
go to a quiet resort,"
Agent"Thi3 js the very place fop
you,"
Tourist-'No golf, I hope?"
Agent"l should say not, Why,
even croquet is considered strenuous."
'Chicago News, ;J " " "
The professor.
The Doctor "You have heard this
new theory, I suppose, that eating
meat causes appendicitis?"
The Professor '.'Yes. Deliclously
absurd, isn't it? It is appendicitis that
keeps "Tialf you fellows eating meat
while" the rest of us are getting along
on substitutes." Chicago Tribune.
A Faint Reminder.
'What's the matter, Mr. Crabber
asked BIrs. Starvem. "The way you
sip your soup and stare up at the ceil
ing in that far-aay manner it would
seem it reminds you of something."
"Yes," replied the sarcastic boarder,
"it reminds me of soup, faiutly."'-
Philadelphla Press.
Somewhat Fliwoant.'
"But, Laura, I really can't stand It to
see that fellow Muchly pay such
marked attention to you."
"Dear, dear, this co.mes of accepting
a far-sighted man. . I should have
taken little Widgerly, who can't see
fourr inches beyond his nose." Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
'1. ' '
A Mean plan.
. "Squiggles won't, give his clerks a
half holiday."
"Why not?"
"He says he dossn't believe in doing,
things by talves, and that they will
either have a whole day or none at all.
And so far they've had none at all.'
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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All in the Family.
"Oh, of course, you' know it all,"
sneered old .Roxley. "When I was
your age I thought I knew It all, too;
but now I have reached the conclusion
that I know nothing."
"Rfght'you are, dad," replied Koxley,
Jr., "I reached the same conclusion
about you a Ipog time ago." Chicage
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