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CHAPTER XXV.
D3ATH.
The old man offered no resistance to
my violence, nor did he utter a word.
A ghastly paleness overspread his face,
his head fell a little to one side, and he
looked as if he would have fallen but
for the support I afforded him. His
apparent collapse under the sudden
attack which had been made upon him
excited my sympthy, and in less than
b minute I relaxed my grasp, saying:.
"Tell me where you have put those
coins, and not only shall you escape
punishment, but you shall be rewarded
and allowed to remain here as long
as you live."
The old man made no reply, but
leaned against the wall, breathing
heavily, with a strange expression upon
his face, the like of which I had not
seen.
Again I approached him, and laying
my hand gently on his shoulder spoke
to him kindly, yet earnestly:
'"I am sorry I have frightened you.
As I live, I promise you shall come
to no harm. But please tell me what
you have done with those coins, for
I have a right to know."
With a great . effort, pitiable for its
feebleness, the old man took a large
iron key from his pocket, and essayed
to step towards me", making as though
he would speak; but he failed of his
intention and fell heavily on the floor.
The incident seriously alarmed me.
In an instant I was on my knees at his
Bide, supporting his head on my arm.
Put my utmost efforts failed to rouse
the old man; his attenuated form
waxed heavier and heavier, and his
half -closed eyes and lips lent an ex
pression to his face awful to behold.
Quite terrified at his condition, I
stamped violently on the floor and
shouted so loudly for help that two
servants rushed into the room.
'Ttteh Dr. Thunow at cnee; if he
Isn't in, send the boy on a horse to
Ixwe;th fcr a doctor. Adams is ill I
don't know how seriously. And bring
some water, one of you, quickly!"
TLj women hastily left to obey my
orders, and were met at the door by
iny father and Mr. Wolsey.
"What is the matter?" asked my
father, stooping to look at the old man
as he lay on the floor. "What has
happened?"
"I was talking to Adams, when he
euadealy reeled and fell down un
conscious," I explained.
"He would be better on the couch,"
said Mr. Wolsey; and adopting the sug
gestion we lifted the old man into that
position. ,
By this time a servant had returned
with some water; and while I bathed
the face of the patient, Mr. Wolsey
and my father felt his left side and
watched intently for signs of respira
tion, which could with difficulty be
discerned.
"I am afraid he" is going," said my
father quietly.
Mr. Wolsey, to whom these ominous
words were addressed, signified his
assent by lightly inclining his. head.
"O no!" I cried in an agony of fear,
oppressed with the consciousnes of
how largely I was responsible for this
catastrophe; "five minutes ago he was
well. He must surely revive soon."
My exclamation was interrupted by
the entry of Dr. Thurlow, who at once
began a systematic examination of the
patient. He felt the old man's pulse
and the region of his heart, closed and
unclosed his passive hands, lifted one
of his eyelids and placed his finger on
the eye an experiment which I could
not help but witness, though it horri
fied me profoundly. These things ac
complished, Dr. Thurlow turned to my
father and said:
"I am sorry to tell you, Mr. Truman,
that your old servant is dead."
My heart sank within me as I real
ized the meaning of the doctor's words.
This was my first experience of death;
and in presence of that awful mystery
I seemed to grow older by as many
years as minutes had elapsed since the'
fatal accusation. I could not speak,
but stood in a sort of stupor, looking
down upon what had so recently been
instinct with warmth and motion. All
thought of the sequins was banished
from my mind, and instead I could
think only of the one who had taught
me to ride in the green lanes about
Holdenhurst when I was a child; who
had been first to impress upon me the
names of the trees, shrubs, flowers and
birds common in our neighborhood;
and who, so far as I could remember,
had never spoken harshly to me. And
now that one lay before me dead, he
vrlio but for me would doubtless still
be performing his customary duties
about the place. My reflections were
too painful to bear uncisturbed, and I
broke down utterly.
Dr. Thurlow was about to lead me
from the room when he saw the Turk
ish daggers which lay on the table.
"What are these ?",he asked, picking
P the weapons. "Has the man died
from an injury which has escaped my
notice?" and he turned again towards
the couch.'
"No, no," I explained; "they have
not boen unsheated for 3-ears- Look;
JTou will una n eo."
J"?m" assented Dr, Thljrow wbo
Si
nevertheless thought it proper to sat
isfy himself of the truth of my state
ment by making a careful examination
of the daggers.
'"Of what has the old man died?"
These were the first words that my
father uttered after he had been told
that his eld servant was dead, and
his voice was tremulous with sup
pressed emotion."
"I can't say until I have investigated
the case more particularly," replied Dr.
ihurlow; "but appearances seem to
ndicate syncope. His heart has been
weak for a long time, and it is not an
mnatural termination for him; but at
the same time I should not have ex
pected it unless precipitated by some
sudden excitement or passion."
While Dr. Thurlow was speaking,
Mr. Wolsey opened the door, and re
vealed our servants standing in a
group just without. He informed them
of th? melancholy event which had
occurred within, and they returned
sorrowfully to the kitchen, whispering
together as they went; while Mr. Wrol
ses. my father and I, and Dr. Thurlow,
crossed the hall to the dining room,
the latter carrying the Turkish dag
gers and aigrette which he had taken
from the iable, and a large rusted iron'
key which he had found on the floor
close to where Adams had fallen.
CHAPTER XXVL
EOilELESS.
"No, Ernest, I am not hard on you;
my fault lies oii the other side. I have
been weak, and am justly punished for
my weakness; but I am not too old to
reform. Henceforward I will rule in
my own house; and anyone, not except
ing even yourself, who is indisposed to
submit to that rule, may betake him
self elsewhere. Consider well my
words; they are not lightly spoken.".
"I protest that my conduct towards
ycu has never been anything but that
of an affectionate son. WThy has all
this trouble fallen upon me? Because
L have sought to make peace between
you and your brother. Was that a
oad task to set myself? I have always
believed, and do now believe more
strongly than ever, that your brother
had no hand in the robbery of the
sequins."
My father smiled faintly, and re
marked in a somewhat sarcastic tone
that he doubted whether I should have
assumed the Christian part of peace
maker so earnestly in this case If it
had not also been the way to a closer
acquaintance with Miss Marsh. His
words aroused the slumbering anger
within ma, and I replied to them with
more warmth than discretion:
"What you say is very true. When
inclination and duty point the same
way, the duty is well performed."
"That has hardly been so in this
case," said my father.
"My purpose was defeated by a
natural though unexpected event; and
I am no more responsible for the death
of the old man we followed to the
grave yesterday than I am responsible
for the death of Charles the First.
Dr. Thurlow has told you that Adams'
heart was weak, and that it was a mir
acle ha lived so long as he did. It was
my ill fate to be the one to accuse
him .of his crime. Uncle Sam's advice
was sound."
"Very sound!" echoed my father bit
terly. "And nearly all the property
found in the eld man's room, including
the red Turkish chest, was placed there
with my consent when all the rest of
the house was being overhauled by
your uncle's workmen!"
"Plow about the key which Adams
was about to give me the moment
before his final seizure?"
"Ay, how about it? Have you not
spent two days ineffectually trying to
tit it to every lock within these walls?
Ernest, you have entirely exhausted
my patience. I must absolutely de
cline to discuss with you again the
robbery of the sequins; and I repeat,
for the last time, my determination.
Youiinay remain hero as long as you
will, and all I have- is yours, provided
that you cease to correspond with, my
brother, his wife, and Miss Marsh.
Unless you are prepared to adopt that
course you must no longer consider
this your home. I daresay it pains you
to be told this so bluntly; but you
must reflect that a man does not talk
in this way to his only son without"
pain to himself, and surely never with
out great cause. I, at least, do not."A
And with pale face, compressed lips,
and a strange light in his eyes, my
father passed out of the rootr.
For a few moments I stood still,
Jazed by the importance of the decision
I had so unexpectedly been called upon
to make. I never for a moment
doubted that I was very ill-used; on
the contrary, I considered myself most
unjustly punished. Ever since my un
cle was at Holdenhurst my policy had
been directed with a view to effect Lis
reconciliation ' to my father and the
winning of Constance Marsh for my
self; and such desires, I conceived,
were commendable and natural in any
one circumstanced as 1 was.' The terms
imposed -by my father as the price
of his continued friendship and pro
tection were too exacting: for ifie to
eaterta.a, Deeply; eg it $i'lf?$ td.
Anally quit that sequestered spot where
T was born, whose every nook recalled
)me pleasant incident of my child
bed's happy days when my. father
iad watehed ovtr me with a tender
and anxious solicitude such as a man
only bestows on a motherless child, I
was prepared to abandon it at once
and for ever rather than renounce the
dear girl whose love I had won. It was
iiard for me to leave my home and live,
estranged from my lifelong companion
and friend, the one to whom I owed
everything; but even that, hard as it
was, would be easier tnan the alterna
tive offered to me. These considera
tions brought tears to my eyes, but
my purpose was never for a moment
weakened. Suddenly I roused myself
rom the reverie into which I had
-alien, ana turning to go to my own
room, encountered Mr. Wolsey at the
door.
"Wrhat is all this trouble between
you and your father, Ernest?" asked
the old gentleman.
"You had better inquire for the par
ticulars where you learned the fact,"
I answered testily; for I could not
help thinking that Mr. Wolsey was in
iome measure responsible for "the
present resolute attitude of my
father; that he had been exerting his
influence to annul the friendship
which he knew existed between my
uncle and me. Without waiting to
hear any further remark from him,
I passed nty interrogator abruptly
and continued my way to my room.
No sooner was I in assured solitude
than I sat down, and resting my
aching head on my hands, endeavored
to impartially review the whole
course of my life, which consisted, I
found, of two periods nearly twenty
years of happy, careless indifference,
and six months of high hopes, grave
anxieties and bitter disappointments,
the division being marked by my in
troduction to uncle Sam. The shorter
of he two periods seemed the longer?
the flight of time being appreciated
for the importance rather than the
number of its events. For two hours
did I wrestle with myself and suffer
indescribable anguisu of spirit, vain
ly desiring the light and guidance
which I knew not where nor how to
seek. The purest, mo3t loving, most
disinterested, most generous being I
had ever known was Constance
Marsh", and to" heir would I go to
claim the promise she had made to
become my wife. Would that I had
accepted her .advice, and abandoned
all hope or thought of the cursed se
quins! But the mischief was past and
irreparable, and I could only resolve
that never again no, not even though
the clearest conceivable indications
of success were placed before me
would I so 'much as lift my hand for
the recovery of a treasure the very
name of which mast ever be asso
ciated in my mind with misery.
My resolution was taken: I would
certainly leave home. Indeed, there
was nothing else for me to do, my
father's terms being precise, and sucli
as I could not bring myself to accept;
yet did I love my father as well as I
had ever done, and the thought that
I was now going away from Holden
hurst, perhap3 n?ver to return that
possibly I had looked upon my
father's face for the last time cu..
me to the heart. I sat down at a
table and wrote upon a sheet of
paper, which I could only dimly see, a
few lines addressed to my father,- re
gretting that my conduct during the
past few months had been such as he
could not approve, especially as that
conduct had been based upon a sin
cere belief in its righteousness, a be
lief which I still entertained; and
therefore, by bis own ruling, Holden
hurst was no longer my home. I
closed with many endearing expres
sions, not forgetting to state that
should he ever desire to see me, it
would be my pleasure no less tnan
my duty to come to him.
My painful task completed, I folded
the note, and rose to pack a handbag.
As I did so; the looking-glass revealed
my. face and startled me, so pallid
and haggard had .1 become. I ob
served my appearance for but a mo
ment, and then hurried forward my
scanty preparations for departure.
Yet a few minutep later, and I had
left the house with no more than I
could conveniently carry, coming away
unobserved through a door which led
from the garden into an orchard, and
thence along the footpath which
served us as a convenient short cut
into the Bury road.
It was early morning, and the au
tumnal mist which obscured the fields
was slowly . disappearing before the
rising sun. When I reached the bend
of the road I turned to take a last
look at my old home, but it was en
veloped in the mist and could not be
seen. Resuming my journey at a
great pace, I endeavored by rapid
walking and clear thinking to emerge
from the mental depression which had
resulted, as I did not even then
doubt, from my errors of judgment
no less than my peculiar circum
stances. Clear thinking! Alas! that
was a power which had never been
mine; and it seemed' there was no
way for me to attain it but through
the cruel discipline afforded by a suc
cession of blunders and conseqn
disasater."
To be continued.
'Hungary's Big Towns. .
Hungary has eleven towns of 50,000
inhabitant or more, according to the
recent census. Budapest has 732,000.
Szegedin. 103,000, Maria Theffesiopol
S2.000, Debreczin 75,000, Presburg G6,
000, Hodmerovasarhely 01,000, Keis
kemet 57,000, Arad 56,000, Temesvar
53,000, Gi'oswardein and'KIausenburg
50,000 eaeji. Agraw, la A'otini lias
National Asd Coming Soon.
SKXOlOfOK OLONEL BROWNLOW, of
. Tennessee, the pioneer ad
f. vocate of National Aid to
T .... -1 T j. 1
uuuu iiuproveuieui, mis
given t the press an in
terview in which he dis
cusses the progress and prospects of
the good roads movement. He says:
"The movement is making gigantic
strides. Judging from the letters I
receive, nearly,, everybody in the
United States wants the Government
to aid in improving the roads. 1 know
from the comments of the press, and
the resolutions adopted by State Leg
islatures and conventions in all parts
of the country that National aid is
making enormous headway among the
people. In a recent communication
from W. H. Moore, President of the
National Good Roads Association, he
says:
" 'Everywhere I go Governors and
officials and the great mass of common
people want the Government to assist
them in building roads not as a qies
tion of charity, but governmental duty.'
"I have a letter from Prof. J. II.
Bruner, President of Hiwassee College,
Tennessee, in which he says:
" 'Millions have gone for the im
provement of harbors and rivers, and
millions more will go for canals. But
the good work should not stop there.
Good l'oads are needed to get the
products of the country to, the rail
ways, the rivers, the cities, the out
side world. Rural routes forthe postal
department need improvement.
' I am entering my eightieth year.
No enterprise of equal imporiance to
this good roads movement has come
before the American people in my day.
There is a blessing in it for every
body, in town and country.'
"But don't you think, Colonel, that
the proposal to spend such a larg?
sum along an entirely new line of Na
tional expenditure will prove startling
when the people, take a sober second
thought?"
"That the proposition is new in one
sense, I concede. The idea- of appro
priating Government funds to be spent
in the rural districts for the direct
benefit cf the country people is de
cidedly new. Heretofore, the principal
relation Avhich the farmers have sus
tained toward the Government is. that
of taxpayers. But I think it is about
time for that to come to an end, and.
if I am not mistaken, flie farmers are
coming to the same conclusion.
' "As to the size of the appropriation,
I want to say that I think it is very
small when compared with the sums
we are appropriating for other pur
poses. This is a period of "profound
peace;" yet we are proposing to vote
$77,000,000 for the army and ?9G,000,
000 for the navy to be expended in a
single year. My bill proposes an ap
propriation of only $24,000,000 to be
spent in three years, or $S,000,000 a
year, just one-twelfth of what we pro
posed to spend on our navy. -Nobody
was particularly startled last year
when we appropriated over $70,000,000
for river and harbor improvement. I
don't think the taxpaying farmers will
be very badly scared at an appropria
tion of $8,000,000 to help them build
good roads. Eesides, they know they
will have to pay just as much tax
whether they get any of it back or not.
4iYou can say that, on the whole, I
am well satisfied with the progress we
have made, and that-1 firmly believe
Federal co-oporation with the States
in building roads is coming, and com-
Object-tesgon Koa1.
More recently the educational work
of the general government has taken
the form of object lessons. Short
pieces of road have been constructed
on scientific principles to illustrate the
best methods of road building and the
use of available local materials. It
should bo stated, however that these
roads have not been built at the ex
pense of the Government. It has
merely furnished plans and expert
supervision. Such work is only under
taken on receipt of a request from
some educational institution, or some
voluntary organization of enterprising
citizens, or the public officials of some
local community which is willing to
bear the expense of furnishing the ma
terials and labor needed.
Object lesson work of this kind has
been done in twenty States, and so
great has beenthe demand for such
work that not nearly all the requests
can be complied with. This object les
son work has in nearly every case
proven of great value. The people
have not only been shown how to build
good roads as cheaply as possible, but
they have, been given a taste of the
pleasure and benefit of using such
roads. The popular interest in this
work of the Government has been so
great that Congress has five times in
creased its appropriations for the Of
fice of Public Road Inquiries. During
the year $50,000 is available to pay
for the Government's educational and
experimental work along this line.
"Feeders of Steel Highways.
The principal reason why the policy
of national road building was aban
doned elfly in the last century was the
invention of the steam railroads. For
three-quarters of a century we have
gone on" developing our steam roads
until we? have the greatest system in
the world. Now that this development
approaches completion, attention is re
verting to the importance of the com
mon roads. And it is especially grat
ifying to find railroad men working
tmtbusiasticaiiy. and devotiB? . their
means to the improvement of the put
lie roads. They recognize that such
roads are not competitors, but feeder!
of the steel highways. Hence, they
organize "Good Eoads Trains," load
them with road-building machinery
and run from place to place on their
systems, getting up conventions and
building object lesson roads. The work
of this kind which has been done in
the South is bearing fruit, as is shown
by the widespread interest in the na
tional aid plan.
SOME NEW DEV.CSS.
Novel Inventions That Make Life a Bit
; ' Easier Tor Us,
.An umbrella is generally regarded
as an awkward thing to carry at. its
best. Any one can think of a dozen
reasons why it is in the way, and a
confusion problem to deal with under
ordinary circumstances. In a town
called Gibsland, La., a man has in
vented an umbrella that is supported,
over the owner by a system of rods
and which leaves both of his hands
free to be used as occasion demands.
It is hardly necessary to attempt an
elaboration upon the merits of this
device.
It will be gratifying to timid young
women to learn that a boat has been
invented which is said to be abso
lute proof against the fool man who
insists on rocking the craft. This is
done by the simple attachment of a
piece of metal to the keel of the boat,
which the inventor says dees not in the
least interfere with the progress of the
boat through the water, but makes it
impossible to interfere with its stability
in the water. The device, which Is the
patent of William M. Young, of Troy,
N. Y., consists of a piece of metal
extending the length of the boat and
fastened to the keel and extending at
right angles with the keel for a short
distance, and then curved upward
to meet the framework of the boat
at the waterline. Under ordinary cir
cumstances this is not visible and does
not alter the lines of the craft, and,
being open at each end, does not im
pede its progress through the water,
but any attempt being made to rock
the boat is rendered exceedingly diffi
cult because of the weight of water
held in the space between the boat's
side and the attachment.
It has been discovered thaV a modi
fication of the telephone can be made
use of for the purpose of improving
the hearing of persons afflicted with
deafness. While this scheme is not
always beneficial, it has been found to
afford great relief to a large number
of persons afflicted with deafness. Of
recent years inventors have devoted
themselves to the construction of in
struments of this character in the most
convenient form and of such shape
that they can be used without attract
ing unnecessary attention. There has
been recently patented in this country,
the work of an Australian inventor,
an installation of this character which
can be stowed away in an ordinary
Derby hat, the only portion of the
apparatus exposed to view "being two
ear tubes which depend from the sides
of the hat and repose in the ears. The
sound collecting bells are adroitly con
cealed in the sides of the hat crown.
Chicago Chronicle.
WORDS OF WISDOM.
Painting the pump doesn't purify
the product.
Good cheer puts love's gifts into cas
kets of gold.
God's designs promise us more than
our desires.
Only the home can found a State.
Joseph Cook.
Gingerbread on the steeple cannot
feed the people.
A coxcomb is ugly all over with the
affectation of the fine gentleman.
Johnson.
Unhappy is the man to whom his
own mother has not made all other
mothers venerable. Richter.
A beautiful woman is a practical
poem, planting tenderness, hope and
eloquence in all whom she approaches.
Emerson.
A good book and a good woman are
excellent things for those who know
how to appreciate their value. There
are men, however, who judge of both
by the beauty of the covering. Dr.
Johnson.
Ilolison as a Humorist.
Captain R. P. Hobson was a student,
after his graduation ' from Annapolis,
at the noted Ecole d' Application du
Genie Maritime, of Paris. A friend
said of him the other day:
"Hobson made a brief walking tour
through England with me.. One cold
night on this tour we put up at a small
hotel in Bakewell. We nearly, froze
here, for there was not a fire any
where. We had to go to bed imme
diately after dinner to keep warm, and
even then we were not comfortable,
for our blankets were thin and scanty.
Toward midnight Hobson entered my
room.
" 'I can't sleep,' he said, I am too
cold. What do you think of- a land
lord who keeps his house like this?'
" 'Think of him?' said I. 'I think he
ought to be rawhided.' ,
" 'Well,' said Hobson, I am going to
punish him a bit. ' It won't make us
warmer, but it will be a pleasant thing
to tell our friends about.
."Then he threw open the door, and
at the top of his lungs he shouted: .
"'Fire! Fire! Fire!'
Waiters, maids and finally the land
lord, all in white night attire, came
scampering toward ' Hobson through
the hall. They surrounded him.
"Where is the fire?' the landlord
cried. 'What is it?
"That is what I want' to ask you,'
said Hobson. 'I'm .neJarly frozen.' "
Reporters on Paris Jjewspaperji earc
f i;oia 30 to $0 a month
Humor
7
Two Men. s
One man by making both ends meet
Believes himself in clover,
Another's joy is not complete
Unless the ends lap over.
Philadelphia Press.
Tlie Impropriety.
Horseowner "Did you feed the horse
his oats?"
Stable Boy "Yes, but he wouldn't
eat; I wonder what's the matter?"
Folisher "Probably objected to eat
ing breakfast food for supper." De
troit Free Press.
No Use For H
me Czar "Viskyvitch."
The Orderly "Your Highness.'
The Czar "Go and take down that
sign in the front parlor window."
The Orderly --"Which sign, Your
Highness?" .
The Czar "Boy wanted!" Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Very True.
"If Washington was alive to-day, do
you think he would be elected Presi
dent?" "I do not."
"Not enough of a politician, eh?'
"That isn't the reason."
"What then?"
"He'd be too old." Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
As It Should Ce.
"No," said the dentist, "it would sim
ply be a waste of good money for me
to advertise in the newspapers."
"Why d? you thiuk so?" queried the
persistent solicitor.
"Because," explained the tooth car
penter, "my work speaks for itself
through the mouths of others." Chi
cago News; .
Modern Hecess
"Harl you practiced on the piano?"
"Yes, mother."
"And read Professor Simson's lecture
on Greek "art?"
"Yes, mother."
"And studied your calculus?" .
"Yes, mother."
"Then you may go out and play for
ten minutes." Life.
Their Specialty.
"The Americans ran away from theii
foreign competitors in the ' athletic
games at St. Louis."
"So I saw. But if a certain Euro
pean country had been represented, tht
result would have been different."
"To what country do you refer?"
"To Russia. Her representatives
would run away from anything."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
After a Few Washlnsrs.
Mrs. Gee "How many pieces are
in that set of dishes your husband gave
you on your birthday?" ' '
Mrs. Whiz "About a thousand now.1
Chicago Daily News.
. -Willie.
Dashaway "You say your sister will
be down in a minute, Willie? That's
good news. I thought perhaps "she
wanted to be excused, as she did the
other day." " .
Willie "Not this time. I played a
trick on. her."
Dashaway "What did you do?"
Willie "I said you were another fel
low!" London Tit-Bits.
An Artful One.
"I am very much bothered. I can
marrv a rich widow whom I dorCt love,
or a poor girl that I do love. What
shall I do?"
"Listen to your heart and marry the
one 3'ou love,"
"You are right, my friend. I shall
marry the girl."
"Then yOu can give me the widow'
address?" Fliegende Blaetter.
Nothing; Bnf the Truth.
"Yes," -said Mr. Stormington Barns,
"we did well in the West. At a one
night stand in Arizona we played to a
$10,000 house."
"Say, what are you giving me?" que
ried Mr. WTalker Ties.
"Facts," answered the great footsore
tragedian. "The one man who com
prised the audience was said to be
worth fully that amount" fihica go
News.
Little Willie's Trick.
Dashaway "You say your sister will
be down in a minute, WTillie? That's
good news. I thought : perhaps she
wanted to be excused, as she did the
other day." '
Willie "Not this time. ' I played a
trick on her."
Dashaway-"What did you do?"
"I said you were another fellow!"
exclaimed Willie, triumphantly. Lon
don Tit-Bits. , -
The Fatalities.
Mr. Rooter "The Giants were too
much for the Pirates, seven of the lat
ter dying at first, four were struck out
and the only man that reached third
was doubled up when trying to reach
home." '
Mrs. Rooter-"Oh, don't read any
more of that terrible war news, John.
Read the baseball news instfeadVCltf
W$o Journal. '
Lord .Wolseley owns the costliest
sword in Great Britain. It was a gift
to him and is valued at $10,000; but
there is many an old bolo which -has
done more execution in hewing down
bushes and men than the diamond
studded bla'de of the British general. ;
Mayors appear to have had their
troubles two centuries ago. At-Bielefeld,
Germany, there is a tombstone
with this inscription:-"Here lies-Jo
hannes Burggreve, who considered his .
election as burgomaster . of this , city
the greatest misfortune of hls'life.' .
German newspapers mention among
the signs of the times a recent an
nouncement regarding Hugo Zu llohcn-
lohe-Oehringen, the first German
prince who has turned merchant.
With a merchant named Schode he has
formed a company with a capital of
$75,000, for using oil 'to lay the dust
in roads. r .
t . .
More than S000 women are employed
in the various Government offices in
Washington, 2044 of whom have en
tered the service after competitive ex
amination. Nine hundred of them are
paid salaries ranging from $1000 to
$1800 a year, the others being paid
the compensation of ordinary clerks
$600 to $900 a year.
Some merchant in Paris hit upon the .
novel scheme of advertising hair tonic
by painting the name of the tonic, on
the heads of bald-headed men ' and
having them walk through the street
bareheaded. But Paris has a law that
all advertisements in public places
must have a revenue stamp, and the
men kicked against having the stamps
pasted on their heads, so the plan has
failed.
Professor Kretschmar, of the Ger
man Navy, completely, rejects the tra
ditional type of ship patterned on the
form of fishes and substitutes that of
aquatic birds. By minimizing the
wave resistance the new form aug
ments the propelling capacity of . the
screws of a ship of the present type
fifty per cent., thus producing a- cor
responding acceleration of speed .with
out any increase of power.
The English Face.
It was an American who, meeting an
Englishman in a country hotel in the
States,, opened, conversation sympa
thetically with the words, "Cheer up!
It may not be true, and if it is true, it
may be all for the best." And he was '
surprised ' to find that the Briton's
look of acute gloom was normal, and
not the result, of any more than or
dinarily bad news. The prevailing no
tion of the American with regard to
the Englishman is that he looks "as if
his only friend on earth was a yel
low dog, and he had lost the dog." Fot
years the inhabitants of the States
have been scrutinizing the faces , of
British visitors to try to ascertain
whether their resigned expression Is
due to a recent bereavement, confirmed
misanthropy, or simply supercilious
ness. According to a weekly paper,
some Americans attribute the English
face to the English climate. "They
did not look actually sad," said an
American lady to the writer in the
above mentioned weekly paper, "or
happy, or preoccupied, but they ono
and all had an expression of resigna
tion the only state of mind possible
with an English climate." - This is an
ingenious explanation. Centuries of
rain and years of fog may have had
their effect on our looks. There is, in
deed, a certain dignity in the idea. But
it is curious that New Yorkers have not
a similar expression cf resignation. It
does not rain a great deal there, but
the extremes of heat and cold are
enough to make any one look . re
signed. London Globe. '
Wide Field For Weeklies.
The day of the weekly literary home
and farm paper has just begun, and in
my opinion there never was a better
day for the right kind of weekly papers
than to-day. In saying this I wish,
you to remember that the weekly paper
that comes to the family filled with
able editorials and feature articles, fic
tion and poetry, and has departments
for the women, for the farmer, for the
mechanic, and especially for the little
Qnes a paper that is clean and leans
toward a higher ideal in journalism
than does the present sensational daily
is the one I refer to. . . . These
papers will always be factors in our
national growth. No matter how many
improvements are made in the mail
service, they occupy a place not filled
by the average daily, and the better
the weekly Is made along the lines set
forth the more certain it is to main
tain a high place. W. T. Moore of the
tndianapolis Sentinel. '
'. Hungry Dors.
"Alaska dogs are getting the worst
fare they have had since the early
days in that country," said Robert Pas
chall, who recently, returned from Daw
son. "They are eating anything and
everything they can find now, when
a few months ago they were living on .
the best of dog bacon, an inferior prod
uct that was shipped north Just for
dog feeding."-
"You see,this packers' strike was
beginning to be felt even by the dogs.
The dog bacon that was formerly
shipped to Alaska for feeding the pups
is now in general use, and the dogs
have to take the best they can getr I
juess those dogs up there are glad it is
the end of thstrike."--Seattle Post
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