New News ' 4 a
Fortune Saved Union Pacific
i,',-, Duff cf Boston Sent His Securi
lies to New York Just in Time
to Meet Payment on Land
Grant Bonds.
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iv..:;
rf the great causes of the finaa
.r.ic of 1S73 was the failure of
i:;king house of Jay Cooke &
rough having advanced too
on the bonds of the Northern
railroad, then in process of
eiion. Grave embarrassment
. -sod to many other railroad
ros by the panic, and not the
, iv.barrassed of these railroads
Union Pacific, which, at that
was regarded in the railroad
a;:4. ncial worlds as a Boston in
c;!i;::u :.. since it was one of the great
rsiirrad properties of the country
hich Host on capital controlled.
From about 1S66 John Duff of Bos
ton, who easily took rank with the
great linanciers who began - immedi
ate', y afrer the Civil war the. work of
developing the railroad systems of the
country, had been prominently identi
fied with the Union Pacific. His was,
in fact, a leading voice in the affairs
01 the company, and when it became
evident, first to the officers of the
company, and then to the public, that
xh V:.---r: Pacific was not in a posi
tion to n.eet the next payments on its
land grant bonds, Mr. Duff was greatly
concerned. He had been so closely
ideatiSed for seven years with the
financial management of the company
tfcat he felt that his business credit,
bis personal honor, and, to, some ex
tent, his investments, were involved
:n maintaining the credit of the Union
Pad UC.
Uut Low was that credit to be main
tamed, with money in hiding every
where, and with the Union Pacific
treasury without the necessary funds
to meet the payments soon due?
Not taken into account by the folk
who were confidently predicting a de
fault by the Union Pacific was the
fe-nin determination of John Duff to
protect his good name at all hazards;
a;:J so. the day before the coupcns
o: the land grant bonds were due, Mr.
Cur! called into his office his son-in-'
bw. Dr. William H. Bullard, and
counted out in the latter's presence
a little over three hundred thousand
dollars in first class securities, which.
but a short time before, Mr. Duff him
self had taken from his private strong
box.
"William," said Mr. Duff, motioning
to the securities, "I want you to pack
these bonds in a traveling satchel,
take the first train for New York, and
as early as possible tomorrow morning
call at the office of Morton. Bliss &
Co., the railroad's fiscal agents, and
offer them in my name as security for
payment of the Union Pacific land
grant coupons due tomorrow." There
followed some detailed instructions,
and Dr. Bullard was off for New York.
Presenting himself at the banking
house of Morton, Biiss & Co. on the
morrow, a short while before the be
ginning of the business day. Dr. Bul
lard opened his satchel in the presence
of Mr. Levi P. Morton.
"Mr. Morton." he said. "I have here
a little over three hundred thousand
dollars in securities of the very high
est grade. They are to be deposited
with you as collateral security. I
have brougat them from John Duff, in
Boston, and with this collateral as se
curity, Mr. Duff asks you to pay the
Union Pacific land grant coupons due
today and to keep on paying them un
til he sends you word to stop."
As Mr. Morgan began his examina
tion cf the securities, Dr. Bullard hap
pened to look from the banker's pri
vate office into the mafn office of the
banking house. It was swarming with
clerks armed with coupons of the land
grant bonds due within less than a
quarter of an hour.
Carefully, cautiously, Mr. Morton
looked over the securities. Finally, as
he laid down the last one, he nodded
his head approvingly, the next mo
ment was issuing instructions that the
coupons should be paid until further
orders, and within less than five min
utes the first clerk to offer a Union
Pacific coupon received his money,, to
the great astonishment not only of
himself, but. also of the other clerks
there assembled, and, speedily there
after, of all Wall street. For good
financial news travels as fast as bad,
and ; within an hour Union Pa6ific
stock, which had been quoted as low
as ten cents on the dollar, jumped
to twenty-five, and John Duff's son-in-law
had his first lesson in the effect
of credit upon a railroad property.
Until now, I believe, It has never
been reported how the day was saved
for the Union Pacific by John Duff
pledging, his own securities for money
with which to pay the coupons. Mr.
Duff himself never referred to this
act of his, not even when he was
openly accused of improperly using
his official relations with a nationally
famous trust company to secure the
funds so badly needed by the Union
Pacific.
(Copyright, 1910, by E. J. Edwards. All
Rights Reserved.)
HowGrantBestowed a Reward
Dr. C. D. Webster of the Sanitary
Commission Was Given the Lu
crative Post of Consul at
Sheffield, England.
When General Grant became presi
dent one of the country's most famous
"war governors," William A. Bucking
ham of Conneticut, became a United
States senator, and almost at once
there sprang up between the two men
a cordial relation that lasted until
Governor Buckingham's death, in
1S75.
About a year arter this friendship
had been formed the president be
came the guest of the senator at his
home in Norwich, and that the people
of the town might meet the head of
Invention Edison Valued Most
Megaphone, the Wizard Believed,
Would Be More Profitable to Him
Financially Than Talking Ma
chine, But Was Deceived.
Recently I told the story of the late
Charles A. Dana's doubt of Edison's
good faith in claiming that he had in
vented a talking machine after the
late Amos J. Cummings and myself had
reported to Mr. Dana that Edison had
remonstrated the machine to us, even
'oing so far as to m?ke it reproduce
Mr. Cummings' own voice, inflection
and all, with distinction.
After he had shown us the talking
machine, explained its mechanism and
iac.de it perform for us, Mr. Edison
vent cn to say that he got the idea
ior the machine while he was at work
r-trrecring his microphone transmitter.
::; nsively employed in the earlier
"-iephones.
Oae invention almost invariably
SLses's another." he went on. "All
."ta c: notions came to me while I
Jerking out this talking machine.
Oae of them you will see in that big
funnel up there." He pointed to a
se!r upon which rested, or hung, a
carious-looking object resembling a gi
gantic funnel of about tall nan
kt-ight. And I'm inclined to think."
be- went on, "that there's going to be
torc profit in that thing than in this
talking machine here. I have about
n.ade up my mind that I won't work
ta anything unless it seems to me to
Lavf- some commercial practicability.
I can make hundreds of toys, but any
fellow with a little ingenuity and pa
tience can do that. Maybe this talk
ing machine is going to be not much
more than a toy. after all, but that
thin? over there well, I'll show you
bow it works."
He called two of his assistants to
his side and directed them to take
tn-ir station cn the crown of a hill
fihout half a mile away.
V. liile they were doing so, Mr. Edi
son baa the big funnel shaped thing
taken out in front of his shop. Then,
v-hen the men had posted themselves
' the hill and stood facing us. an as
sistant, getting under the big end of
Food for Our Soldiers.
Mr. Squills (reading the morning
P'r "Our soldiers in the' Philip
pines are almost in a state of mutiny
Uc av.se they have to oat wheat
fcr"fii"
Mrs. Squills (a famous housekeep
er "That's too bad. I suppose it's
heoause they don't know how to fix
ti e bread. You must write to Gen
eral Wood this very day and tell
bitn."
Mr. Squills (starting) "Eh?"
Irs Squills "Yes; tell him that
b' must be sure to furnish the army
ith good butter; get print butter, If
possible; it's often as low as fifty
fonts, and never over a dollar a
I' ind. Then, on baking days, when
U'fe bread is fresh, tell the soldiers
l' f.pread the butter on thick, and it
'iU be delicious. The following days,
ken it is a little dry, give each
Mdier a bowl of rich cream, and tell
"in to crumb it in. I'm sure they'll
lik.- it."
the funnel, hld it up while Edison
called through the other end. From
time to time the men upon the hill
made gestures to indicate that they
had-heard and understood what Edi
son was saying. Finally, Edison beck
oned to them to report in, and when
they had done so they repeated practi
cally word for word what we had
heard their employer say to them
through the funnel.
Mr. Cummings and I were almost as
much astonished over this demonstra
tion as we had previously been over
the talking machine. "What do you
call the thing?" I asked Mr. Edison.
"Well, It makes a big sound, and I
think I'll call it the megaphone," re
plied Mr. Edison. "As I have already
told you, I sometimes think there will
be a great deal more in it for me
financially than in the talking ma
chine. It will be a great thing on
ships; with its aid one ship at a dis
tance can hail another ship easily, and
a captain can shout his orders clearly
and distinctly through it tc the utter
most ends of his vessel. It can be
used on land, also, for conversing at
great distances. In short, this mega
phone of mine enlarges the zone of
action of the human voice, and for
this reason I am inclined to think at
times that it will be a more profitable
Invention than the talking machine.
You have seen what it can do, and. it
does It just as easy as rolling off a
log."
I presume that this was the first
public demonstration of the Edison
invention that has passed into univer
sal use under the name megaphone a
contribution of human progress that
has brought its father cents where
the phonograph has added to his
wealth by the hundred thousands of
dollars.
(Copyright. 1910, by E. J. Edwards. All
Rights Reserved.)
Foresight.
"Who is the man who is so loudly
and energetically opposing restric
tions on automobiling speeding? 1
don't recollect having seen him
among the motorists before." "You
haven't. He's not a motorist, he's an
undertaker."
the nation Senator Buckingham gave
a large reception in his honor.
Among the citizens Introduced to
General Grant was a Dr. Webster. No
soner had the president heard the
name than he detained its possessor.
"On my staff, Dr. Webster," explained
the president, "was a Col. John Web
ster. He was one of the best stall offi
cers I ever had, and I always think
of him when I hear the name of Web
ster spoken."
"He was my brother." said Dr. Web
ster. "Then I am more than ever pleased
tp meet you, Dr. Webster." replied the
president, "and, now that I come to
think of it, you must be the brother
of whom I have heard Colonel Web-
j ster speak as having served without
j remuneration in the hospital service
I of the sanitary commission."
J "Yes, Mrs. Webster ana I were with
the sanitary commission throughout
the war,' Dr. Webster answered. And
then, because the line behind was
pressing, the brief interview came to
an end.
Late that evening the president told
his host the pleasure he had re
ceived from meeting Dr. Webster. "I
know something of the very great
service he gave as a member of the
hospital staff cf the sanitary commis
sion, whose work wos of inestimable
value to the Union army," said the
president; and then he asked: "Is Dr.
Webster practising medicine here?"
In reply the president was told that
Dr. Webster was now a bookkeeper on
a small salary; that the prosperous
school he had founded and conducted
before the war had broken up when
he went with the sanitary commission,
and that, returning from the field, he
had been glad to get work as a book
keeper. "Ah," said the president, med
itatively, "there have been many such
cases." And then the subject was
dropped.
A few weeks later the president re
turned to Washington. He had not
been there more than a week or ten
days when official announcement was
made that President Grant had ap
pointed Dr. C. D. Webster of Connecti
cut United States consul at Sheffield,
England, at that time one of the coun
try's best paying consulates. It came
as a perfect surprise to all of Nor
wich, Senator Buckingham and Dr.
Webster included. It was an appoint
ment made entirely on the president's
own volition, and made, undoubtedly,
that Dr. Webster might be recom
pensed in some measure for the loss
of his school through his devotion to
the cause of the care of the Union
soldier.
For fifteen years Dr. Webster served
as consul at Sheffield, and in all that
time he was not once on a vacation.
When Grover Cleveland became presi
dent he was disposed to continue the
doctor in that post, but political pres
sure against this policy was too great
for Mr. Cleveland not to heed it and
regretfully he named a new man as
consul.
(Copyright, 1910, by E. J. Edwards. All
Rights Reserved.)
HOME OF EXILED KING IN ENGLAND
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ONDON, England. Manuel of Portugal, who is now domiciled at Wood Norton, the country home of the duke
of Orleans, is still known as King Manuel and is treated with all the respect due to royalty. Before long Man
uel and Queen Amelie probably will set up their own establishment at Craycombe, an old house on the duke of
Orleans estate, perched on a hill among thick eame woods. Thoueh old and not
situated. Queen Amelie knows the place well, for she lived there for a short time before her marriage. Wood
Norton itself is far from being palatial, but it is a large house and its royal pretensions are emphasized by the fleur-de-lis
that appear everywhere about it. " Its great gates once stood, before the palace at Versailles.
TO CHOKE A BORE
Device Arranged to Protect New
Yorker and Family.
i. Montgomery Gubbins Makes Con
trivance to Absorb Silly Chatter
of Neighbor and Throw It
Back at Her.
New York "See this funnel?" said
J. Montgomery Gubbins the other af
ternoon. He held up an ordinary tin
funnel the kind grocery men keep
aear the vinegar barrel.
"This funnel," continued J. Mont
gomery Gubbins. without waiting for
a reply, "contains my own arrange
ment of violin strings and syphons
and along this snout you see there is
a little keyboard. It will find any per
son's 'note' and I call it 'the Gubbins
silencer and word catcher.'
"I was forced by circumstances to
invent this contrivance for the protec
tion of my family and my own peace
of mind. It happened this way:
"The wife of our next door neighbor
on the left of our Omaha home is a
bore. It was her habit before this,"
and he waved the funnel, "to call on
us several times a week just at din
aer time. She always came to borrow
something a cupful of sugar, a pint
3f milk or an egg.
" 'Oh. I mustn't keep you from your
dinner!' she would exclaim with a
sniff. After declining an invitation
to dinner she would take a few
steps toward the door, then stop and
talk and talk and talk, and every few
words she would remark that she just
must go home.
"Courtesy forced my wife and me to
stand and listen to her. On these oc
casions I could always hear the dinner
cool off.
"Things came to a desperate pass
one night when we had a distin
guished person from Clam Gulf dining
with us. The neighbor was there and
talked so long our dinner froze. Then
there came a loud snap from the din
ing room. Willie, my youngest son.
was surreptitiously breaking an icicle
from the chicken's wing. And the dis
tinguished person got mad because
he wanted to do the talking himself.
"Bang! An idea suddenly kicked
me into action. I rushed to the kitch
en, snatched this funnel from the
hands of the cook and ran to my work
shop. Presently I emerged triumph
ant. "Walking nonchalantly .toward that
talking female with the funnel held
carelessly in my hand, I planted my
self directly in front of her and
pressed one of these keys. The result
was just as I had planned. The wo
man's jaw kept on moving, but she
spoke soundless words, at least the
only sound heard was the thud-thud
of her words dropping like pebbles
into this funnel.
"I pressed another key. The woman
stretched her jaws as wide open as
she could, then her words began to
roll from the funnel back into her
mouth. When her mouth was full of
words I pressed a third key. Then
she ate her own words.
"I kept this up until she got a vio
lent attack of indigestion and we had
to send for the doctor. The medical
man said but here's my train."
BARS SALE BIRDS' PLUMAGE
Aigrettes Cannot Be Sold by New
York Milliners After July 1
Next by Statute.
New York. The 'plumage of forty
three specimens of birds formerly
used to decorate women's hats can
not be sold by the milliners of New
York state after July 1 next, accord
ing to the annual report of the Na
tional Association of Audubon Socle
ties. The most Important feature of a
law recently passed by the state leg
islature, the report continues, is the
prohibition of the sale of aigrettes.
New York is one of the three greatest
centers for the sale of aigrettes, the
others being Paris and London.
The aigrette is taken from the
mother bird when nesting, and costs
her life and the life of the young
birds. The Audubon societies have
been fighting for the protection of
these birds for many years.
The passage of the so-called plu
mage bill will prevent the use of
their plumage as well as that of most
wild birds of the country and all the
birds native of New York state.
TIGHTS BREAK STAGE LURE (JSE )0GS TO SOLVE CANCER
A man's character is known by thfe
nature of his amusements.
Paradoxical Fate.
Jeacher Why was Lot's wife turn
tiJ into a pillar of salt?
Pupil Becauae she was too fresh.
Large Profit from Ducks
Sixteen-Year-Old Girl Gives Up Her.
Aspirations to Be Star Taken
to Her Home.
St. Louis. Miss Isabel Embrey, six
teen years old, who ran away from
her home in Meridian, Miss., to go on
the stage, was cured of her stage am
bitions after dancing in tights for two
nights in the chorus of a St. Louis
theater. She forsook the footlights
and fleshings for a prosaic job in a
department store, and Was tearfully
willing to return home with her pa
rents. They left with her the ether
day for Meridian.
She said that she went first to Cin
cinnati and played a minor part one
night in the venerable drama, "East
Lynne." As the ascent to a starship
in the play proved more steep and
difficult than she had expected, she
left Cincinnati for St. Louis.
Father, mother and daughter had a
reunion at police headquarters, and
the girl cried as she told of her ex
periences. She had been living at
No. 3501 Morgan street, but gave her
address as the Jefferson- hotel, she
said, to impress her girl frlend3 in
Meridian.
Animals to Drink Water Mn Which
Fish Live to Solve Cancerous
Mysteries.
Tramp Secures Pies.
Sharon, Pa. "Fire! Fire!" shouted
a tramp at the home of Rev. Thomas
Barnes in Brookfield township Just
as the family sat down to chicken din
ner. Everybody rushed out just in
time to see the man disappear. An
other man went in the back door, stole
the chicken and two pies from the
table and fled before the family dis
covered the trick.
East Portland, Me. Is cancer com
municable through fish to human be
ings? Through the establishment of a test
bureau at the United States fish
hatcheries here the government in
tends to try and settle for all time
this much mooted question. Dogs are
to be used in the experiment. A half
dozen little mongrels which will be
enrolled as charter members of the
"cancer squad" have just arrived, ac
companied by Dr. Harvey R. Gaylord,
director of the Gratwick cancer labor
atory at Buffalo, N. Y. The doctor
has achieved fame through his discov
eries that the laws of immunity ap
ply to cancer.
The dogs are to be fed on the best
and most healthful sterilized food,
have ' the best sanitary quarters and
have a canine physician all their own.
To appease their thirst they are only
allowed to drink of a pond in which
there are fish. These fish and the
dogs, carefully tended, may thus be
made to solve another of the great
puzzles of the medical world. That
is, if the cancerous proclivities of the
fish are transmitted through the wa
ter, then the dogs, it is believed, will
show it and prove that the danger of
this disease is ever present for hu
man beings who drink water in which
fish live.
Prof. Charles G. Atkins, In charge
of the hatchery, says:
"We now have a number of dogs
and expect shortly to receive more,
sent here to aid in investigating the
cause of the throat disease known as
goitre, which is one of the numerous
forms of cancer."
That the cancerous disease affecting
both dogs and fishes is similar in na
ture has already been established
That it is identical remains to be
demonstrated. The relation between
the two has not yet been worked out,
and that is just what the scientists
want to learn, among other things.
Dr. Harvey R. Gaylord, who is in
charge of the experiments being made,
said :
"The dogs do not contract the can
cer from the fishes, it is believed,, but
by drinking water from the ponds
where the infected fish specimens
swim."
The United States government is at
present taking under consideration
the advisability of establishing a per
manent station here where experi
ments in connection with cancer may
be made upon dogs in lieu of human
beings.
Freedom to Wed Demanded.
Rome. A movement is on foot
among the telephone girls of Rome to
have abolished the regulation which
forbids them to marry before they
reach the age of twenty-eight years.
Italian women reach their prime be
fore they are twenty, and consider
their chances of marriage greatly les
sened by this government regulation.
'X-
Elder Down, in Demand the World
Over, Great Source of Income
to the Icelander.
No other down is so highly esteem
ed or brings so high a price in the
world's markets as that of the eider
duck. In Iceland and the Westmann
islands, where these birds nest, they
are rigidly protected by law and by
public sentiment.
These ducks make their nests of
down from their own breasts. They
pluck the down out with their bills
and form it into a circular mound
that has the property of retaining
heat to an extraordinary degree. If
this down be removed, the duck sup
plies a second and even a third- lot
from the same source.
:The eider farms in Iceland are' fre
quently situated on little islands off
the coast covered with low hummocks.
To protect the brooding ducks from
the elements the Icelanders construct
small shelters of rough stones. On
these farms, it is said, the ducks be
come so tame that any one with whom
they are familiar may handle them
without frightening them.
Separate buildings on the Icelandic
eider farms are devoted to the clean
ing of the product. Down clings
tenaciously to anything on which it is
thrown, a circumstance that is utiliz
ed in cleaning it. There may be seen
a number of frames of an oblong
shape, and along these numbers of
strings are loosely stretched. The
down is cast on these near one end,
and a piece of wood is drawn rapidly
backward and forward over the other
end. The down clings to the strings,
but all impurities, such as grass and!
seaweed, fall to the ground.
It takes a quantity of down to make
even a small weight, and several nests
must be used to obtain even a moder
ate amount of down. The price at
the farm is about two dollars and a
half a pound.
CHAMPAGNE OUTLOOK IS SAD
Grapes Half Devoured by Insects,
Half Withered 'by Mildew, Being
Gathered in France.
Paris. A writer In the Temps
draws a melancholy picture of the
grape harvesting in the Champagne
districts.
"The sight presented by the Cham
pagne vineyards, so animated and
joyous in the times of abundant har
vests, is one of desolating sadness
this year," he says. "Instead of long
lines of workers gathering the thick
clusters, a few wine growers only can
be seen weighed down by implacable
fate.
"And yet the grapes are being
gathered, if these miserable berries
half devoured by insects, half with
ered by mildew can be called grapes.
They are thrown into casks and borne
to the furnace, where they are burned
that the eggs of the insects, the
germs of the parasites may be de
stroyed and not endanger the next
season's crops.
"Champagne, at this time of the
year, is always crowded with, work
ers from Alsace and Belgium, who
come for the grape- gathering. This
year the district is deserted. In the
villages the misery is appalling.
"For four years vine growers have
had to fight to preserve their vines,
and in those four years they have
only gathered the value of one good
harvest. Many are irretrievably
ruined."
CARIBOU STOPS PACK TRAIN
Ten Thousand of Animals Seen by
Miners on Trail Between Circle
and Fairbanks.
Seattle, Wash. Caribou In a herd
of countless hundreds, densely crowd
ed on a mountainside, held up a pack
train for four hours while the antlered
host passed slowly by on a lonely trail
between Circle and Fairbanks, Alaska.
This was seen by Capt. R.T. Bar-
Congress in China in 1913.
Peking. An Imperial parliament, the
first in the history of China, will be.
convened in 1913, according to an offi
cial edict issued the other day.
nette, a mining operator, just arrived
here for the winter.
The herd was one of the largest
ever viewed by a white man is the be
lief of Captain Barnette. Reports
printed in the local papers state that
this run of caribou was witnessed by
persons in other parts of the Tanana
hills. It is estimated that the number
of animals was 10.000. The caribou
were going south.
Captain Barnette and his pack train
had just reached a wide trail across
the Tanana hills and was about to
start the ascent, when a drove of
caribou passed by. This herd was
followed by smaller bands. Then It
was seen that the herd stretched back
as far as the eye could see. The stam
peding animals bore down almost up
on the party and thundered by in a
flying wedge, the width averaging
about one-quarter of a mile. It is the
first time in years that caribou have
traveled through the region between
Circle and Fairbanks.
WEAK, SICK
PALEFACES
Will Be Interested In This Sugges
tion From the Pen of a
South Carolina
Lady.
Gramling, S. C. "I was so weak,"
writes Mrs. Lula Walden, of this
riace. "when I began taking Cardui,
that it tired me to walk Just a little.
Now I do all the sewing, cooking,
washing and general housework, for
my family of nine, and have not been
In bed a day.
"I was almost a skeleton, but now I
weigh. 160 pounds, and am still gain
ing. I think Cardui the greatest rem
edy for women on earth."
You ladies, who have pale faces,
sallow complexions, and tired, worn
out expressions, need a tonl 3.
The tonic you need Is Cardui, the
woman's tonic.
Cardui Is the Ideal tonic for women,
because its Ingredients are specifical
adapted for women's needs. They
help to give needed strength and vi
tality to the worn-out womanly frame.
Being a vegetable medicine, contain
ing no minerals or habit-forming drugs
of any kind, Cardui acts In a natural
way, and Is perfectly harmless and
safe for young and old.
In the past 50 years over a million
ladles have been benefited by this
standard woman's remedy. Why not
you?
Please Try Cardui.
N. B. Writ tt Ladies' Advisory Dept.,
Chattanooga Medicine Co., Chattanooga.
Tenn., for Strcial Instructions, and 64
page book, "Home Treatment for Wom
en," sent In plain wrapper on request.
At the One Horse.
Jere L. Sullivan, the head of the
Hotel and Restaurant Employees' In
ternational Alliance, said in Cincin
nati, apropos of Labor day:
"Our American hotels are better
than they used to be, and for this bet
terment my organization deserves no
little credit
"We have today no such hotels as
the One Horse of Tin Can, where, If
you asked for a bath, they used to
give you a shovel and tell you to go
down to the hollow and dam the.
creek.
"An English earl, once visited the
One Horse hotel. The landlord with
out ceremony led him outside, pointed
to a window on the fifth floor, and
said:
" 'Thar's yer room.' "
I
When a man is turned threescore
and ten he's making a bit of overtime.
Note From Basswood Bugle.
Somebody took the rope off the bell
in the fire engine house to use for a
clothesline, and now, when there Is a
fire, the constable has to climb up
Into the tower and ring the bell with
a hammer. Somebody took the ham
mer the other day, and, when Hank
Purdy's corncrlb ketched fire, the con
stable had to hurry down to Hilli
ker's store for to borry a hammer.
Hilllker had lent his hammer to Dea
con Renfrew, who lives four miles out
In the country, and by the time the
constable had got there and hunted
around in the barn for the hammer
and got back to the engine house, tha
angry elements had done their worst
and Hank's corncrlb was a mass of
smoldering ruins. Judge's Library.
t
Schuf2 Was Sure of Him. .i
Carl Schurz was dining one night
with a man who had written a book
of poems, so called, and who was
pleased with himself.,
The poet was discoursing on tha
time-worn topic of politics of the men
who take office.
"I consider politics and politicians
beneath my notice," he said. "I do
not care for office. I wouldn't be a
senator or cabinet officer, and I doubt
if I could be tempted by the offer of
the presidency. For the matter of
that, I would rather be known as a
third-rate poet than a first-rate states
man." "Well, aren't you?" Schurz shouted
at him.
Got Out of the Habit.
"I see you have got a young man
stenographer?"
"Yes."
"Don't you think a pretty girl
stenographer adds a great deal to the
attractiveness of an office?"
"I suppose she does, but I can't
dictate to a woman somehow. I s'pose
it's because I have been married so
long."
Precautionary.
The Millionaire Doctor, Is it abso
lutely necessary to remove my ap
pendix? "Not absolutely, but it Is safer to
begin with some simple operation
like that." Life.
Somehow the average mother
doesn't think she is doing her duty
unless she spoils her children.
HEALTH AND INCOME
Both Kept Up on Scientific Food.
Good sturdy health helps one a lot
to make money.
With the loss of health one's Income
is liable to shrink, if not entirely
dwindle away.
When a young lady has to make her
own living, good health is her best
asset.
"I am alone in the world," writes a
Chicago girl, "dependent on my own
efforts for my living. I am a clerk.
and about two years ago through close
application to work and a boarding
house diet, I became a nervous In
valid, and got so bad off it was almost
Impossible for me to stay in the office
a half day at a time.
"A friend suggested to me the Idea
of trying Grape-Nuts food which I did.
making It a large part of at least two
meals a day.
"Today, I am free from brain-tire.
dyspepsia, and all the ills of an over
worked and improperly nourished
brain and body. To Grape-Nuts I
owe the recovery of my health, and
the ability to retain my position an?
income.
Read "The Road to Wellville," in
pkgs. "There's a Reason."
ETer read tbe above letter f A f"
one appears from time to tliae. They
are sreanlae, true, and full of Mama a
laterest.