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J?
OF PRESIDENT WILSON AND
IS GMT WILL BE FAMILY AFFAIR
Only Immediate Relatives of the Couple-to Be Present at the
Ceremony Honeymoon Trip to the South Is Planned Gait
Home Where Wedding Will Be Performed to Be Veritable
Conservatory Marriages of Other Presidents Recalled.
By GEORGE CLINTON.
(Copyright, 1915, Western Newspaper Union.)
Washington. In a small, unpre
tentious house, 1308 Twentieth street,
In this city, Mrs. Edith Boiling Gait,
widow, will be married Saturday, De
cember 18, to Woodrow Wilson, wid
ower and president of the United
States.
Not since Jhe marriage of President
John Tyler to Miss Julia Gardiner has
there been a wedding of a president
marked by such extreme Quiet and se
clusiveness as is to be the case at
this wedding which will join the Wil
son and the Gait families. President
Tyler went to New York to be mar
ried to Miss Gardiner and there at the
Church of the Ascension in the pres
ence of only a handful of persons he
took unto himself his second wife. At
the coming wedding of another presi
dent of the United States there will be
present no persons except those of the
immediate families of the two con
tracting parties.
Only one cabinet officer, Mr. Mc
Adoo, will witness the ceremony, and
he not by right of his official position,
but because he is the son-in-law of the
president, having married Mr. Wilson's
youngest daughter. When Grover
Cleveland was married in the White
House to Miss Folsom, the wedding
party was a small one, but included
In it were members of the president's
cabinet and several other high officers
of government. President Wilson and
Mrs. Gait have decreed that their
union shall be wholly a family affair.
Relatives Only to Be Present.
Mrs. Gait will be attended by her
sister, Miss Bertha Boiling of this
city. Even with the guests limited to
the members of the families of the
president and his bride-to-be the ca
pacity of the parlors in the modest
Gait home will be taxed, for both the
principals have many close relatives.
To witness the ceremony and to
give congratulations to the newly mar
ried ones these persons, among other
kinsfolk, will be present: Miss Mar
ome of Mrs. Gait, Where the Ceremony Will Be Performed.
FACTSWOim
Electrically operated apparatus for
analyzing and registering the quality
of furnace gaseb has been invented
by a Frenchman.
Paper, guncotton and imitation
leather and silk are a few of the arti
cles that can now be made of cotton
plant stalks. The most interesting
item Is the first. The need for a
wood pulp substitute is yearly becom
ing increasingly urgent.
garet Wilson, the president's eldest
daughter; Mrs. Francis Bowes Sayre
of Williamstown, Mass., the president's
second daughter; Mrs. William G. Mc
Adoo, the president's third daughter;
Mrs. Anne Howe of Philadelphia, the
president's sister; Joseph R. Wilson of
Baltimore, the president's brother;
Miss Helen Woodrow Bones, the presi
dent's cousin, and several other close
relathpa- of the president's family.
Mrs. Gait, who, before her first mar
riage was Miss Edith Boiling of Vir
ginia, has several brothers and sisters,
all of whom will attend the wedding.
Mrs. Gait's mother, Mrs. William H.
Boiling, is living and makes her home
with her daughter. Mrs. Gait's sisters
who will be in attendance are Miss
Bertha Boiling of Washington and
Mrs. H. H. Maury of Anniston, Ala.
Her brothers, all of whom will , at
tend, are John Randolph Boiling, Rich
ard W. Boiling, Julian B. Boiling, all
of Washington; R. E. Boiling of Pana
ma and Dr. W. A. Boiling of Louis
ville, Ky.
To Avoid Big Crowd.
Up to the very last moment it is
probable that the exact hour of the
wedding ceremony will be kept a se
cret. The desire is to prevent the
gathering of a huge crowd about the
Gait residence. As soon as the cere
mony is over and the members of the
family have congratulated the bride
and groom, the newly married ones
will leave for the South on a honey
moon trip which probably will last un
till the first week in January. The
president and his bride must be back
in Washington before January 7 in or
der to act as host and hostess at a
great reception to be given in the
White House to the Pan-American rep
resentatives in the capital, and, more
over, because congress by that time
will have reconvened after the Christ
mas holidays and Mr Wilson must be
back at his desk.
The White House ' conservatories
and several of the private conserva
tories of the city of Washington will
ij!,,p
To avoid discarding a number of
four-wheeled cars a street railway
company in Virginia has joined them
together in-pairs with a compartment
between them that permits them to
round curves.
Silk hosiery becomes Increasing
popular. American factories turned
out 150,000 pairs in 1899. 5.213,000
pairs in 1909 and still larger quanti
ties now.
have their stocks of flowers nearly
depleted in order to make beautiful
with blossoms the scene of this wed
ding of a president. The Gait resi
dence virtually will become a con
servatory itself on the night of the
ceremony. There will be music fur
nished by a small orchestra assigned
from the membership of the Marine
band, but the actual wedding march
is likely to be played upon a piano by
Miss Bertha Boiling, one of Mrs. Gait's
sisters.
Orchids Mrs. Gait's Favorite.
An altar, which virtually will be a
bank of flowers, is to be erected at
the west end of the parlors of the resi
dence. The bride-to-be will meet the
president at the foot of the stairway
in a hall without the wedding room,
and will walk with him from there to
the altar front. Mrs. Gait will carry
a bouquet of orchids, which Mr. Wil
son found out long ago to be her fa
vorite flowers. She will be attired in
a travelitog gown. The ring will be a
plain gold circlet inscribed with the
the initials of bride and groom.
Mrs. Edith - Boiling Gait has been
known for dT'good many years as one
of the most perfectly gowned women
in Washington. She is a handsome
woman and always dresses in exqui
site taste. Her gowns always have
been chosen with rare care and almost
perfect judgment. For some time
Mrs. Gait has been busy in selecting
her trousseau, being aided in this most
important work by her mother, Mrs.
Boiling, a woman of excellent discern
ment. Mrs. Gait's trousseau already
has arrived in Washington. Its selec
tion was a matter of months and some
controversies arose as to what might
be called its origin. There were
stories to the effect that French sup
ply houses resented supplying any
thing through German-American mid
dle men. Most of the stories were
baseless, and it can be said that al
most wholly Mrs. Gait's wedding out
fit is of American origin.
Resume White House Functions.
Dark green and orchid are the pre
dominating hues in the gowns of the
bride-to-be, for, as has been said,
orchids are Mrs. Gait's favorite flow
ers. There are traveling gowns, street
gowns, and evening gowns, the latter
of which will be seen throughout the
coming winter when the White House
is to be reopened for a series of old
time entertainments. The four great
official receptions, which were omitted
last winter, will be resumed, and there
will be afternoon teas and many, mu
sicals. President Wilson is the sixth presi
dent of the United States to marry a
widow. Washington, Jefferson, Madi
son, Fillmore and Benjamin Harrison
married widows, in one or two cases
the widow being the second wife of
the president. John Tyler and Theo
dore Roosevelt each married the sec
ond time, but their wives had not be
fore been wedded.
It is not necessary to speak of
George Washington's marriage. The
world knows of his courtship, engage
ment and wedding. His love was "the
widow Curtis." Thomas Jefferson, at
the home of a friend, John Wayles,
met Martha Skelton, Wayles' widowed
daughter. She was a beautiful wom
and and much sought after, but Jef
ferson finally won her heart.
Beautiful Dolly Madison.
It is possible that Dolly Madison,
the wife of President James Madison,
is, in a way, better known to Ameri
cans than any other wife of a presi
dent except, of course, Martha Wash
ington. (
John Tyler was married twice, the
second time while he was president.
His first wife was Letitia Christian,
who belonged to one of the old fami
lies of Virginia. Mrs. Tyler bore the
president nine children. Just before
her husband was elected vice presi
dent of the United States Mrs. Tyler
had a stroke of paralysis, and a short
time after he succeeded William Hen
ry Harrison as president she died, the
death occurring in the White House.
The second winter after the death
of Mrs. Tyler the president met Julia,
the daughter of a Gardiner who lived
on an island in Long Island sound.
The president fell desperately in love
with the young woman and soon they
became engaged and were married
quietly at the Church of the Ascen
sion in New York city.
The Cleveland Marriage.
Grover Cleveland die. not marry un
til fairly late ,in life. He married
Frances Folsom, the daughter of his
law partner, whom he had known
when she was a little girl at an age
when she had called him "Uncle
Cleve.'' Mr. Cleveland and Miss Fol
som were married in the Blue room at
the White House.
For a long time it was thought that
President Wilson would be married
in the White House. For some reason
or other people took it for granted
that Mrs. Gait would prefer a cere
mony in the executive mansion. From
the point of view of womankind it
seemingly is a compelling thing to be
able to speak of a White House wed
ding as one of the participants. Mrs.
Gait, however, held to the thought that
a woman should be married in her
own home rather than in that of her
husband. She did not believe in
breaking the American home prece
dent in such matters, a world's prece
dent in fact. Washington generally
concedes that she showed good taste
'n her quick determination that her
-wn house should be the scene of the
-edding.
The wedding of the president of the
fnited States to Mrs. Gait will be in
tetail and surroundings a most simple
affair. It will be in keeping with tra
ditional American simplicity in cases
does one dare say it? where the
bride and the groom have passed be
yond the stage of youth.
Brain Workers Live Longest.
In a recent discussion of senility
and longevity, .Dr. H. M. Friedman
reviews the biological, physical and
mental aspects of old age and notes
that brain workers live longer than
muscle workers and that clergymen
are the longest lived of profession'
individuals
Women live longer than men In
spite of the morbidity of childbear
ing. Marriage tends to favor longevity
and so does religious life. Heredity
is an important factor in both seniMt)
and longevity.
Mistaken Diagnosis Doctors
Guess Wrong Again
About five years ago I wrote to you that
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in such condition that there was no hope
for my recovery. I was advised to try
your Swamp-Root as a last resort, and aft
er taking four fifty-cent size bottles, I
passed a gravel stone which weighed ten
grains. I afterwards forwarded you this
gravel stone. Have had no return of any
trouble since that time and cannot say
too much in favor of your wonderful prep
aration, Swamp-Root, which cures, after
physicians fail. '
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scribed the above statement and made oath
that the same is true in substance and in
fact.
JAMES M. HALL,
Notary Public.
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His Sympathy.
"Tut, tut, muh brudder!" admon
ished good old Parson Gagster. "Don't
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"Done said it a'ready, pahson!" re
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der Lanli. Come along and see what
happens to him, and yo'll be sorry for
him, too." Kansas City Starf
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Durable Pie.
"How long will pumpkin pie keep?"
"It all depends. I saw a pie at a
railroad restaurant on my last trip
which I remember having seen . early
In September' 1
NVWhat makes you so sure it was the
same pie?"
"The same three files were still
standing guard over It."
Not Gray Hairs bat Tired Eyes
make us look older than we are. Keep
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After the Movies Murine Your Eyes. Don't
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Unhappy.
"I wonder why Jinks always insists
on getting a table as far away from
the music as possible when he goes to
a restaurant?"
"Probably it spoils his appetite not
to be able to hear his own voice."
Woman's Part in War.
Jenny was sent out to play with her
brother Harry and his companions.
"Oh, you can't play," said Harry.
"Mother said I could," replied Jen
ny, beginning to cry.
"But we are playing war and we
are soldiers and we are going to have
a battle and you can't play because
you can't be a soldier," explained
Harry.
Jenny sobbed in disappointment.
Harry found the way out.
"All right," he said to his play
mates. "We'll let her bawl as much
as she wants to and she can be the
widows and orphans."
Pays to Advertise.
Churches in New York realize the
great advantages of advertising, and
besides using the columns of the daily
papers in their soul saving work and
electric signs and crosses on their edi
fices they send out solicitors, men and
women, to help swell their congrega
tions and enlarge their Sunday schools.
But the most daring church "ad" Is
that of Rev. Dr. Fred Winslow
Adams, pastor of St. Andrew's Metho
dist Episcopal church. He decided to
deliver a series of sermons on "Love
Stories From the Bible," for which he
had an artist draw a fetching poster
of two lovers when the moon drops
low. Thousands of copies in blues,
browns and orange tints were distrib
uted, and in addition the pictures were
printed in the newspapers as ; "paid
matter." Since the minister began to
exploit the "Love Stories" his congre
gations have more than doubled.
Which again demonstrates that it pays
to advertise..
THE VERY TIME
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convalescent gets a set back on ac
count of weak stomach. Then is when
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most scientific and easily digested
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"About a year ago," writes a Kansas
woman) "my little six-year-old niece
left the invigorating and buoyant air
of Kansas, where all her life she had
enjoyed fairly good health, to live in
Ohio. She naturally had a change of
diet and of course a change of water,
and somehow she contracted typhoid
fever.
"After a long siege her case seemed
hopeless, doctors gave her up, and she
was nothing but Skin and bones,
couldn't eat anything and for weeks
did not know even her father or moth
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thing delicate and nourishing that she
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"We all fsel that Grape-Nuts was
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Housewife May Save Much Expense
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Some Useful Hints.
In almost every household in. the
spring and fall there are articles for
household and personal use that must
be sent to the dyers. These can be
done equally well at home.
Now that one dye can be bought
which will answer alike for silk, cot
ton and woolen fabrics, success is
well-nigh assured if the directions on
the packet are strictly followed.' These
are usually explicit, and experienced
dyers need no other; but the amateur
is apt to strike snags despite direc
tions. She may not think it necessary
to clean the article to be dyed, but oil
or grease of , any kind kills dye. so
that any garment known to be greasy
at all should be soaked in a warm so
lution of ammonia and water for half
an hour, then thoroughly rinsed in
hot water before going into the dye
pot. Cotton goods should be washed
in hot soapsuds and given a thorough
rinsing. To leave soap in will inter
fere with the dye.
When dyeing cotton or mixed goods
they should be allowed to become cold
in the dye bath. Dyes set very slow
ly in these fabrics, so the cooling pro
cess is necessary to success. Wool
ens, on the contrary, absorb the dye
quicker and may be rinsed while hot.
Closely woven woolen goods should be
boiled a little longer than those loose
ly woven.
Woolen goods of any weave should
never be allowed to boil fast. A gen
tle simmering will bring the best re
sults. If boiled violently, the tiny
hairs mat and cause shrinkage, be
sides making the material close and
board-like.
The fiber of linen, being harder and
tougher than that of wool, silk or
mixed goods, requires longer and
faster boiling. Linen should be al
lowed to boil until the desired shade
is obtained. This will be longer than
in the case of the other materials men
tioned. Silks are so often weighted with .fill
ers that on dyeing them they will fall
apart. It has been proved that six
teen ounces of silk can. with fillers,
be made-to weigh double that amount.
Good silks, satins and ribbons will dye
satisfactorily, but it is a waste of time
to bother with cheap silks. It will be
better to wash them through and use
for linings or trimmings when making
over garments.
Two different articles may be dyed
to match if they are the same color
before being dyed. If otherwise, it is
practically impossible to dye them to
match, but they will dye black.
The home dyer should guard against
overdyeing. Use only the quantity
given in the directions.
Never wring dyed articles too firm
ly, and always dry In the shade. The
dyeing process goes on until the arti
cle is dry, consequently any portions
exposed to the sun will dry quickly
and the result will be a streaky gar
ment. Luncheon Dish.
Tasty, and easily prepared, is this
dish. Wash, then pare and slice fine,
three medium-sized white potatoes,
two large onions, two tomatoes or a
cupful of canned ones. Put this In
an agate kettle, add two tablespoon
fuls of rice and one quart and one pint
of cold water; simmer for one hour,
season with salt and pepper, two ta
blespoonfuls of minced parsley and a
cupful of good, ricb gravy, or one
may substitute two 'tablespoonfuls ot
beef .extract. Stir until : dissolved .
Now drop in one tablespoonful of pea
nut butter and, stew for five minutes
longer serve hot. with croutons or
thin brown Buttered toast.
C. Olive Sauce.
Allow, as many olives as it Is de
sired to use to remain in a basin of
cold water for 30 minutes, meanwhile
putting a " small slice of onion in a
saucepan ' with a few tablespoonfuls
of salad oil and cooking until the onion
commences to brown. Now add two
tablespoonfuls of flour and stir until
smooth. Pour in a pint of rich stock
and remove the pan to the side of
the fire to simmer gently. Stone the
olives and add them to the sauce,
seasoning with salt and pepper and
simmer for 20 minutes longer. Skim
well and just before serving squeeze
in the juice of a lemon. If a thin
sauce is desired, use less flour.
Canning Pays.
Canning at home, where fruits and
vegetables are grown, is an attractive
business which may be started in a
small way, and developed into some
thing bigger. It is essentially a farm
industry and every member of the
family may have a part, either In
producing the crops .or in the can
ning Operations. The boys and girls
of the . home generally take an in
terest in canning and when given a
chance to make some money for
themselves, they will develop habits
of industry and thrift.
Sweet Gherkins.
Fill a tub with salt water strong
enough to bear an egg. Put gherkins
not over a finger long in this and let
them stand nine days. Take them out
and harden them by letting them
stand in fresh cold water for several
hours; then spread them out on a
folded tablecloth to free them of mois
ture. ': ,
Meat Roll.
Two pounds stew beef, one onion,
one egg. two slices of fat pork, four
slices dried bread, salt and pepper
Grind beef through meat chopper,
grind onion, add egg; mix together in
loaf, put the pork on top. salt and
pepper. Bake one-half hour. ;
All the Good From Potatoes.
Before baking potatoes, rub them
dry and grease. This causes the outei
skin to peel off very thin, thus saving
the most nourishing part of . the po
tato.
For Sprains.
Strains or
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ONE MAN AMONG ALL MEN
Pat, Seemingly, Was Quite Aware to
Whom the Magistrate on the
Bench Was Referring.
Pat, who had been summoned for
beating his wife, did all he knew to
put the blame on to his mother-in-law,
and, in consequence, was chided by
the court for his lack of gallantry.
"Why people should think it clever
and right to malign their mothers-in-law
I don't know," remarked the mag
istrate. "Is chivalry quite dead among
us? I could," he added, "tell you of
men who never once said an unkind
word to their mothers-in-law, who nev
er had the bad taste to complain about
their mother-in-law's actions, who
never "
"I only know of one, your honor,"
Interrupted Pat.
The magistrate scowled.
"And if you want to know his name,
your honor," went on Pat, "it's Adam."
ECZEMAS AND RASHES
Itching and Burning Soothed by Cutl
cura. Trial Free.
The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal. Relief,
Test and sleep 'follow the use of these
supercreamy emollients and indicate
speedy and complete healment in most
cases of young and old, even when the
usual remedies have utterly failed.
Sample each free by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. XY,
Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv.
Bad Sign.
"I'm afraid that play of yours is go
ing to be a failure, old man."
"What makes you think so?".
"Well, the management doesn't seem
to have any trouble keeping the ticket
speculators away from the door."
It Sure Would.
"I have here an invention which. If
universally adopted, would put an end
to the horrors of war."
"You don't say so! What is it?"
"A nonexploslve gunpowder."
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the
original little liver pills put up 40 years
sgo. They regulate liver and bowels. Adv.
When she expresses a wish her hus
band usually has to pay the 'freight.
Furs Have Advanced
Ship to Rosrers. We grive liberal srradpii,
fullvalaeincuhazidanickretarni. W
have heat market in America for Furs, Bides, etc.
No commission. Write today for free price list.
Tmscrf
ROOMS FUR COMPANY, Dept.
ft. Loula, Ma.
KODAKS & SUPPLIES
We also do highest class of finishing.
Prices and Catalogue upon request.
S. Galeski Optical Co., Ridunooi Vs.
WANTED
Men to learn barber trade.
YtW weeks required.
8teady position for com
petent graduates. Wonderful demand for bar
bers. Waes while learning ; free catalog; writ
RICHMOND BARBER COLLEGE, Richmond, Va
Eier See Bald Indian? iaWamrShe
harmless 6aaraatM4 radp 26. Box S14, jmt, W. V.
Charlotte Directory
Agents Wanted
In AH Towns
Liberal proposition offered If you
are a hustlerwrite us.
Sanitary Steam Laundry, Charlotte, N.C
3(j LB. FEATHER BEDS S92
6 lb. pair Pillows fo match for $!.CO
All new, sanitary feathers. Famous A monkeys tick
ing. Vi yards to tick, positlreW blpsokt and best bd
on market selling for less than $12. Safo delivery
and satisfaction guaranteed or money back. Order
today or write for catalog and big special offer
First order counts on premium.
Sanitary Deddini Csnsaay, Desk 500, Charlolfa.N. C
FLOWERS
Seasonable Cut Flowers, Palms, Fernu,
Floral arrangements for any occasion.
Prompt attention to out-of-town order:
SCHGLTZ, The Florist, Inc.
Phone 1443 Charlotte, N. C.
MorphinCjWhiskcy
and other Drug Habits and Ner
vous Diseases treated at
THE CROWEU SANATORIUM,
Writs Charlotte, N. C.
S.M.Crowell,M.D., 9 N.Caldwell St.
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Nlha4 pric JSC to SL W auanMM MtMacttea
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ANDREWS KTJBIC HOTSXJ
SIS North Trroo.
Charlotte, N. C.
CANCELLED POSTAGE STAMPS WANTED -Old
United H La tea and Confederate States stamps brlDg
beat caab prloea. Writ auaalaa tump C., Batralt, Hita.
W. N. CHARLOTTE, NO. 51-191.
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