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Your Health IS Paramount and deserves utmost care One of the greatest drawbacks to health is a weak stomach, but in many cases this can be corrected by careful diet and the assistance of HOSTETTER'S Stomach Bitters It is a Splendid First Aid Have you RHEUMATISM Lumbago or Gout? Take RHEOIACIE E to remove tre cause and drive the poison from the system. BmsrjuciDK os thb using PUTS KHSXBUTISM OS THB OCTSIDB" At All Druggists Ju. Baily ft Son, Wholesale Distributors Baltimore, Md. Salesmen Wanted We can use the services of several responsible men to represent us for the sale of Hools-Vir-grinia Grown Nursery Stock. Fanners, School Teachers, Students and others can make the work profitable canvassing all or part time. Liberal proposition; cash weekly advances; ample territory. Write at once for our SPECIAL Of FEB. Outfit free. W. T. HOOD 4 CO., 014 Bomiaiat Nurseries, Dept. W. N.. Richmond, Va Her Ladyship. "So Peggy's grown up anil got mar ried? What a romantic child she was, and how she used to talk about marry ing a title." "Well, she did." "You don't mean it? What is she now, a countess or a duchess?" "Neither ; she's a coal baroness." Hoston Evening Transcript. FALLING HAIR MEANS DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE Save Your Hair! Get a 25 Cent Bottle of Danderine Right Now Also Stops Itching Scalp. Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy hair is mute evidence of a neglected scalp; of dandruff that awful scurf. There is, nothing so destructive to the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair of its luster, its strength and its very life; eventually producing a feverish ness and itching of the scalp, which if not remedied causes the hair roots to shrink, loosen and die then the hair falls out fast. A little Danderine tonight now any time will surely save your hair. Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's Danderine from any store, and after the first application your hair will take on that life, luster and luxuriance which is so beautiful. It will become wavy and fluffy and have the appear ance of abundance ; an incomparable gloss and softness, but what will please you most will be after, just a few weeks' use, when you will actual ly see a lot of fine, downy hair new hair growing all over the scalp. Adv. Not Always Simple. Eddie Bug Bookkeeping is a cinch. Bill. Bill Bug Sure ! All you gotta do is get your balance. NOTHING SO EFFECTIVE AS ELIXIR BABEK For Malaria, C hills & Fever. Chief of Police, J. W. Reynolds, Newport News.Va., says: "It is a pleasure to recommend Babek for chill sand fever. Have used it when necessary for20years aid have found no remedy as effective." Elixir Babek 50 cents, all drug gists, or by Parcel Post, prepaid, from Kloczew uki A Co., Washington D. C. A Good Move Babek Liver Pills. 50 Dllls ' 25 cents Fruit crops in western Greece have been attacked and damaged by the Mediterranean fruit flv. Constipation generally indicates disordered stomach, liver and bowels. Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills restores regularity without griping. Adv. Flour of medium and low grades is needed in British East Africa. Neat Eaters9 Backache Meat lovers are apt to have back aches and rheumatic attacks. Unless you do heavy work and get lots of fresh air, Un't eat too much meat. It's rich in nitrogen and helps to form uric acid a solid poison that irritates the nerves, damages the kidneys and often causes dropsy, gravel and urinary dis orders. Doan's Kidney Pills help weak kidneys to throw off uric acid. Thousands recommend them. A North Carolina Case Tr PVfun. C. C. Townsend, 450 ISUS a siary Bfe" Greenshnm xr n" ' -.7 .. lima rtiiinerTon wt says: "I had such a bad case of kidney disease that I didn't think I would get rid of it. The pains in my back were almost unbearable and It was hard for me to stocp. My kidneys acted far too freely. Doan's Kidney Pills "Oipcu I1K3 BO II1UCU Trm Vi flcjf trio T . : . , ,i t .. x uuuiiiiucu using them and waa restored to good health. It has been several years since I have had any further trouble from my kid neys." Get Doan's a Any Store, 50c a Bos FOSTER-M1LB URN CO.. BUFFALO. N. Y. APPENDICITIS If von have been threatened or have GALLSTONBS, 1NDIGKSTION, GAS or pains in the right DCE side write for valuab le Book of Information rflCC L. K BOWK 118, DEPT. W-8, 219 8. DKABBOHN ST., CHICAGO MRS. KIESO SICK SEVEN MONTHS Restored to Health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Aurora, 111. "For seven long months I suffered from a female trouble, with severe pains in my back and sides until I became so weak I could hardly walk from chair to chair, and got so nervous I would jump at the slightest noise. I was entirely unfit to do my house work, I was giving up hope of ever be ing well, when my sister asked me to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound. I took six bottles and today I am a healthy woman able to do my own housework. I wish every suffering woman would try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and find out for themselves how good it is. "--Mrs. Carl A. Kibso, 596 North Ave., Aurora, 111. The great number of unsolicited tes timonials on file at the Pinkham Lab oratory, many of which are from time to time published by permission, are Eroof of the value of Lydia E. Pink am's Vegetable Compound, in the treatment of female ills. Every ailing woman in the United States is cordially invited to write to the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confidential), Lynn, Mass., for special advice. It is free, will bring you health and may save your life. Where Farmer's Interest Lies. The farmer is especially interested In seeing workmen employed regularly and at good living wages. a Gently cleanse your liver and sluggish bowels while you sleep. Get a 10-cent box. Sick headache, biliousness, dizzi ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foul breath always trace them to torpid liver; delayed, fermenting food in the bowels or sour, gassy stomach. Poisonous matter clogged in the In testines, instead of being cast out of the system is re-absorbed into the blood. When this poison reaches the delicate brain tissue it causes con gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick ening headache. Cascarets immediately cleanse the stomach, remove the sour, undigested food and foul gases, take the excess bile from the liver and carry out all the constipated waste matter and poisons in the bowels. A Cascaret to-night will surely straighten you out by morning. They work while you sleep a 10-cent box from your druggist means your head clear, stomach sweet and your liver and bowels regular for months. Adv. A Congressional Life. "You fellows have a pudding," de clared the merchant. "Fine business." How'd you like to submit your busi ness to a vote every two years to de- cide whether you retain it or not?" I shouldn't like that." 1 "That's what it means to be a con- ; gressman. Louisville Couner-Jour-! i iiiu. Winged Creatures. "Is your wife trying to make a so cial butterfly of you?" "No," replied Mr. Cumrox. "I don't ! stand any chance of being a winged creature of airy grace. If you want to classify me you'll have to get away from the insects and try birds. I'm I the goose that lays the golden eggs." At Home and Abroad. "Solomon was the wisest man, wasn't he?" "I am not sure," replied Miss Cay enne. "Of course he managed to get a reputation with the public. But I'd like to know what some of those wives had to say about him." Anger Always faoolish. Before you get angry at a man be , sure your anger will hurt him as much as it will hurt yourself. Some of your neighbors are per mitted to live because it takes all kinds of people to make a world. That's the answer. You Can Snap Your Fingers at the ill effects of caffeine when you change from coffee to POSTUM "There's a Reason 99 BO HEADACHY IC uHDuHnLiD 1 I T MX The Real Saint Valentine Saint Valentine was a dear old saint And he lived long ago, long ago. Hia gait was queer and his garb was quaint ; Hia virtues were strong and hia vices faint ; And he never was known to make com plaint When pessimist trad on hia toe. So they made htm a saint in the good old daya When saints were aa plenty aa fleas; And he wore a halo with nineteen raya With a one-piece cassock oi purple baize Which he changed at night, ao the record aays. For pajamas Japaneae. Though he knew no Greek he could Latin apeak Aa easy aa English I ; For he lived in Rome, in a dwelling meek Not far from the Tiber'a muddy creek. Where he studied art in the real antique. And likewiae Theology, Well, he pondered one day in hia pioua old pate, Aa heNtrolled through the Capitol green. On the sparrow that perched on the Pincian gate And discovered that birds are expected to mate On the very unreasonably early data Of February fourteen. And he argued if birda on that morn ing will woo Aa he found that they did without shouldn't "ladies and gents" their example pursue; Oa Feb'y a fourteenth all their spring courting do. And to dodge any scandal just do it all through The Special Delivery MailP Now that is exactly what Valentine did: He loaded the postman with love; And so smoothly his hand o'er the billets-doux slid That from many a bosom he lifted the lid While Dan Cupid laughed loud, the im pertinent kid, Aa he fluttered the inkstand above. He mailed Cleopatra an eloquent note The poor dear believed it from Mark To Sappho a sonnet he had to devote. Sent Queen Bess a charade by the Erst London boat. While to Lucrerta Borgia a lyric he wrote And a rondeau to Joan of Are. With comics galore he set Rome in a roar; There were senators gasping for breath ; Even Cicero smiled and the Pope was beguiled. But he tickled poor Pompey to death. Well, he died long ago aa ' 1 4s right yon should know And his relics are resting at ease. In a hand-painted shrine, like a big valentine. In the Chapel of St. Praxades. So I've told to you now what I think you'll allow Isn't found in the latest "Who's Who": And it reads just aa well, one may readily tell. As it would if the story were true. Yet adorable Saint in my praise or my plaint. My patron forever thou'lt be; And whenever I woo and it's no mat ter who I will set np the candles to thee. COPID AIMED HIGH Valentine Written by French Duke Earliest Specimen of That Kind. The earliest specimen of a written valentine was by Charles, duke of Or leans, who was taken prisoner at Agin court and detained in England 25 years. During the greater part of the eight eenth century valentines in the form of a sheet of note paper, in which were inscribed some sentimental verse or contained a courteous expression of attachment, were popular. The children of the more refined class were not willing to lose their merry-making, and for their sake a few prettier pictures and verses were pro duced ; but the old custom having fal len into disrepute was sinking lower and lower, when it was arrested by a powerful upward movement. This improvement began in the thir ties and was due to a number of ladies who, aided by the highest in the land, opened for a large number a new field of labor. Hundreds of refined women became engaged in the manufacture of valehtines, the work being done in their homes. Nor were these little love tokens the only articles to benefit by this up lift, but art in all its branches rapidly progressed, as was shown at the open ing of the first international exhibition by Queen Victoria and the Prince Consort in May, 1851. At this period, in order to give a standing to the humble valentine, was issued a series of six valentines in honor of the marriage of Queen Vic toria to Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, February 10, 1840: These val entines depict various royal residences, some of them the abodes of the queen and her royal consort. The pictures are made from sheets of cork stamped in bas relief, the foli age being represented by granular pieces of cork. Some of them were painted with oil colors. The cards bearing the cork pictures are glued to perforated sheets of vari ous designs with gilt decorations, three by four and one-half inches in dimen sions. The making of these lace cards was done by men who dented itheir entire time to Oils branctL of ft, ftBjjfrYff1 These men " after r eceiving, "the . ejn bossed sheets laid. theWone'sheet la. a time on a steel die anddjusedexact ly by means of regulating in at the corners, and then with flat Iron tools covered with fine sandpaper, they rubbed off the projecting bosses in the paper. Kedgeree. This is a blessed dish, as one-half pound of cooked, flaked and boned white fish with six teacupfuls of boiled rice and two eggs beaten up together, we'd seasoned and made hot, makes a fairly substantial dish for six persons. Silver Custard. Whites of three eggs wei! beaten, two tablespoonfuls milk, two -table-spoonfuls sugar, little salt. Mix well and pour over one pint of hot milk. Bake in a small, deep dish, set in f pan of hoi water until firm. 1 1 INDIGESTION, GAS SIC SUA Time it! Pape's Diapepsin ends all Stomach misery in five minutes. Do some foods you eat hit back taste good, but work badly; ferment into stubborn lumps and cause a sick, sour, gassy stomach? Now, Mr. or Mrs. Dyspeptic, jot this down: Pape'a Diapepsin digests everything, leaving nothing to sour and upset you. There never was anything so safely quick, so certainly effective. No difference how badly your stomach is disordered you will get happy relief in five minutes, but what pleases you most is that it strengthens and regulates your stom ach so you can eat your favorite foods without fear. You feel different as soon as "Pape's Diapepsin" comes in contact with the stomach distress just vanishes your stomach gets sweet, no gases, no belch ing, no eructations of undigested food. Go now, make the best investment you ever made, by getting a large fifty cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any store. YOu realize in five minutes how needless it is to suffer from indiges tion, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv. AS WAS SEEN IN A DREAM British Soldier Wounded in Battle and Brought to Safety by Big Maori. Many well-authenticated stories are told of how sweethearts and wives have been warned by dreams and telepathy of impending danger to loved ones at the front. One of the most vivid stories on record is related by a young lady whose liance was recently wounded, says London Tit Bits. Alnlost as soon as she fell asleep one night she dreamed that she saw her fiance in the trenches preparing i for a raid. In her dream she saw him, with many others, climb out of the I British trenches, cross No Man's Land, j and enter the enemy's lines. Her j dream became confused for a mo j ment and then quite plainly she saw ! him climb on the parapet of the Qer man trench and fall forward wounded. A big man came up. took the wound ed man on his shoulder, and carried him back to the British lines. The young lady awoke feeling very alarmed and the next day wrote to her fiance for news. A few days afterward she received a letter from him in hospital, stating that on the night of her dream, about midnight,' he was one of a raiding party, roinposed of English and New Zealanders. and was wounded whilst standing on the top of the German trench. A big Maori carried him back to the British lines, exactly as the young lady had pictured in her dream. A DELICIOUS DINNER Break a quarter package of Skin ner's Macaroni into boiling water, boil ten or twelve minutes, drain and blanch. Take equal, parts of cold thicken, boiled Macaroni and tomato sauce; put in layers in a shallow dish and cover with buttered crumbs. Bake until brown. Just try this once. Skinners Macaroni can be secured at any good grocery store. Adv. Squelching a Dealer. ' Can I sell you some antiques, sir?" "What have you in stock?" Fve got a chair George Washing ton sat in. a cradle Jenny LInd was rocked in. a mirror used by Catherine the Great of Russia, and " "Say no more. Those things are comparatively modern." "But consider, sir " "I want some real antiques. In fact. I am stnxious to acquire the set of tools used by Noah in building the ark." Brooklyn Citizen. MOTHER, ATTENTION! Gold Ring for Baby Free. Get a 25c Bottle of Baby Ease from any drug store, mail coupon as di rected and gold ring (guaranteed), proper size, mailed you. Baby Ease cures Bowel Complaints and Teething Troubles of Babies. Adv. Evident Importance. "Does your wife attach much im portance to you?" inquired the intru sive relative. "Oh, yes," replied Mr. Meekton. "Henrietta realizes that a man she would consent to marry must neces sarily be important." Its Merit. "That piece is a regular horse play." "But you must admit it is well mounted." Paradoxical. "The truth lies somewhere." "Strange conduct, that, for truth." the WHAT IS LAX-FOS LAX-TOS is an improved Cascara A DIGESTIVE LAXATIVE-Pleasant to take In LAX-FOS the Cascara is improved by addition' of certain harmless chemicals which increase the efficiency of the Cas cara, making it .better than ordinary 5Jas cara. LAX-FOS aids digestion; pleasant to take; does not gripe or disturb stomach. Adapted to children and adults. Just try a bottle for constipation or indigestion. 50c. Southern Combination Planter Plants cotton, corn, peas and beans any distance apart or in the drill. Saves aeed and labor. AGENTS WANTED Southern Planter Co., Columbia, S.C. -w.FFii1 MAGAZINE OFFER" . Wf.M.85Mne Companion" or "American Maga- url.v an "TaS- ur win aua nvery Week all to oneaddrAufor ms fVis.AiCM sW ai. for HeW Catnlfisrsu p . J aui vuij f.u. "B-M4J for new Cstaloja,. Pe.rtoo , a"T , nfim, . ttt. SYRUP OF FIGS FOR A It is cruel to force nauseating, harsh physic into a sick child. Look back at your childhood days. Remember the "dose" mpther insisted on castor oil, calomel, cathartics. How you hated them, how you fought against taking them. ' With our children it's different. Mothers who cling to the old form of physic simply don't realize what they do. The children's revolt is well-founded. Their tender little "insides" are injured by them. If your child's stomach, liver and bowels need cleansing, give only deli-' clous "California Syrup of Pigs." Its action is positive, but gentle. Millions of mothers keep this harmless "fruit laxative" handy; they know children love to take it; that it never fails to clean the liver and bowels and sweet en the stomach, and that a teaspoonful given today saves a sick child tomor row. Ask at the store for a 50-cent bottle of "California Syrup of Pigs," which has full directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups plainly, on each bottle. Adv. THINKS FATE RULES LIFE New York Newspaper Man Decidedly Not of Opinion That Man Can Postpone Date of Death. A well-known physician says if a man obeys certain rnles, is temperate in all things, doesn't ea't much, exer cises, eschews liquor and cuts out to bacco, he will live long. Bon vivants and gourmets who nightly tarrj in the vineyards of the Great White Way and eat their fill, who have caroused around for many years, declare that it makes no difference whether pne lives the gay or the silent life, one won't kick off until one's number is pegged. Some of the most careful livers, they point out, are cut off in their prime, while hard drinkers, live for years. There is "Diamond Jim" Brady, for instance, they say, still under fifty, ill and the subject of a council of physi cians, who, it is hoped, will make him well again. Mr. Brady never drank a drop of liquor in his life. Believing that tea and coffee had a bad effect on the nerves, MY. Brady did not use either, and he refrained from tobacco. He was a good cater, perhaps ate more than he should, and that was all. Now he is paying the penalty for what? Is it possible that abstemiousness leads to illness? Who can tell? Not doc tors, certainly. New York Sun. CUTICURA KILLS DANDRUFF The Cause of Dry, Thin and Falling Hair and Does It Quickly Trial Free. Anoint spots of dandruff, itching and irritation with Cuticura Ointment Fol low at once by a hot shampoo with Cuticura Soap, if a man, and next morning if a woman. When Dandruff goes the hair comes. Use Cuticura Soap daily for the toilet. Free sample each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv. Long Way Around. With his three sons a Russian who lives ordinarily just ten hours by rail from Petrograd is now en route to that capital. To get there he was obliged by the German captors of Vll na to go by way of America. He esti mates that the ordinary ten-hour jour ney will cost him $2,000. And that is just another instance of the old say ing that the longest way round is the shortest way through. Houston Post. ACTRESS TELLS SECRET. . A well known actress gives the follow ing recipe for gray hair: To half pint of water add 1 oz. Bay Rum, a small box of Barbo Compound, and hi oz. of glycerine. Any druggist can put this up or you can mix It at home at very little cost. Full directions for making and use come in each box of Barbo Compound. It will gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair, and make it soft and glossy. It will not color the scalp, is not stick or greasy, and does not rub off. Adv. Dearly Bought Knowledge. She What does it mean when the name of a stock in the stock market quotations has the letters "w. i." a"fter it? He (who didn't know himself until he bought on a 5-point margin) Wast ed income, as far as I can discover. Puck. MOTHER'S JOY SALVE for Colds, Croup, Pneumonia and Asthma ; GOOSE GREASE LINIMENT for Neuralgia, Rheumatism and Sprains. For sale by all Druggists. GOOSE GREASE COMPANY, MFR'S... Greensboro, N. C. Adv. Keeping Late Hours. "Life on the farm is not what it used 4 to be." "How is that?" ' "When a farmer motors into town every night to attend a theater you can't expect him to get up at day break." His' Status. '''So your admirer is in the umbrella huslness?" - Jjt "Yes." ' . ' O . , ' "I see. He is a sort of rain beau." If you suspect that your child has "Worms, a single dose of Dr. Peery's "Dead Shot" will settle the question. Its action upon the Stomach and Bowels Is beneficial in either case. No second dose or after pur gative necessary. Adv. A pert schoolgirl recently Informed her mother that she didn't intend to wear short dresses any longer. Steps are being taken by the bureau of fisheries to popularize black cod as an article of food. Only One "BROMO QUININE" To get the genuine, call for full name LAXATIVE BROMO QlJININB. Look for signature of H W GROVB. lJures a Cold in One Day 26c Most men would rather borrow than be caught begging or stealing. 1 CALOMEL SIGKENSI DONT STAY BILIOUS, CONSTIPATED I Guarantee "Dodson's Liver Tone" Will Give You the Best Liver and Bowel Cleansing You Ever Had Don't Lose a Day's Work! Calomel makes you sick; you lose a day's work. Calomel is quicksilver and it salivates; calomel injures your liver. If you are bilious, feel lazy, sluggish and all knocked cut, if your bowels are constipated and your head aches or stomach is sour, just take a spoon ful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone instead of using sickening, salivating calomel. Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver medicine. You'll know it next morning because you will wake up feeling fine, your liver will be work ing, your headache and dizziness gone, your stomach will be sweet and your bowels regular. You will feel like working. You'll be cheerful; full of vigor and ambition. Your druggist or dealer sells you a 50-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone A La Billy Sunday. Observing the success of the "Billy" Sunday methods in the matter of con versation, Puck arises to suggest that the attempt be made to apply the same methods to other church ceremonies and activities, proposing the following formulas : Pastor (christening infant) What do you want to call this hunk of ex cess baggage, Bo? Presiding Parson What miserable mutt giveth this skirt to be married to this gink? The Bride's Father I'm the guy. Industrious Usher Slide you ice carts ! Slide ! Passing the, Plate Come across with the iron men, you low-life tight-wads ! Sunday School Superintendent All of you little flivvers that want to swat Satan stand on one leg. f YES! LIFT A CORN OFF WITHOUT PAIN! Cincinnati man tells how to dry iry ' j .........i up a corn or callus so it lifts off with fingers. ............. You corn-pestered men and women need suffer no longer. Wear the shoes that nearly killed you before, says thU Cincinnati authority, because a few drops of freezone applied directly on a tender, aching corn 'or callus, stops soreness at once and soon the corn or hardened callus loosens so it can be lifted off, root and all, without pain. A small bottle of freezone costs very little at any drug store, but will posi tively take off every hard or soft corn or callus. This should be tried, as it is inexpensive and is said not to irri tate the surrounding skin. If your druggist hasn't any freezone tell him to get a Small bottle for you from his wholesale drug house. adv. Meant It All Right. Musical Instrument Dealer (to new boy) Now, if while I am out a custo men wants to look at a mandolin, flute or piccolo, you know what to show him ? Boy Yes, sir. Dealer And suppose he should want to see a lyre? Boy 'I'd ask him to wait until you came in, sir. Boston Evening Tran script. Druggists9 Experience With Kidney Medicine We are very much satisfied with the demand we have for Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root. We have been carrying it for eight years and have never heard of a dissatis fied customer; they all speak very favor ably regarding the merits of the prepara tion and judging from the sale we have on it it must be a splendid medicine for the troubles for . which it is so highly recommended. Very truly yours, ZEBULON DRUG CO., : E. C. Daniel, Mgr. Sept. 21, 1916. Zebjilon, N. C. Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You Send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample size bot tle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of valuable infor mation, telling about the kidneys and blad der. When writing, be sure and mention this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one dollar size bottles for sale at all drug stores. Adv. So Near and Yet So Far. "What are you cooking, mamma V" asked four-year-old Margaret. "Cauliflower, dear," answered her mother. A few minutes later Margaret sa; her- father approaching and, running to him, said, "Papa, what do. you fink we are going to have for supper?" "I don't know ; what is It?" - "Why, er, caterpillar !" Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, that famous old remedy for infants and children, and see that It Ren.ro thn Signature of LXZJA In Use for Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria Contrary Attacks. "He was squarely attacked." "Yes, and roundly denounced." timore American. -Bal- It doesn't take much courage for a man to call his wife down occasional ly if she is upstairs. Granulated Eyelids, Sties, Inflamed Eyes relieved over night by Roman Eye Balsam. One trial proves Its cwtit. Adv. If a man finds marriage a failure he can put it all in his wife's name. (jflLLToNIC mrm. For Malaria. CHiUai and Fever. Al Sold for 47 aFine Strangthenixi IT SALIVATESI under my personal guarantee that it will clean your sluggish liver .better than nasty calomel; it won't make you sick and you can eat anything you want without being . salivated. Your druggist guarantees that each spoonful will start your liver, clean your bowels arid straighten you up by morning or you can have your money back. Chil. dren gladly take Dodson's Liver Tone because it is pleasant tasting and doesn't gripe or cramp or make them sick. I am selling millions of bottles of Bod. son's Liver Tone to people who have found that this pleasant, vegetable, liv. er medicine takes the place of danger, ous calomel. Buy one bottle on my sound, reliable guarantee. Ask your druggist or storekeeper about me. Adv. Her Own Way. A. F. Thorn, the representative of IB per cent of America's railroads i,,.. fore the Newlands committee, said ;it a dinner: "The railroads are not Utopian. They know the kind of world it is, imd they don't ask Impossibilities. "In fact, the railroads of late yean have come to have die rather grim outlook of the chap whose gh said : "Oh, no, George, I don't see liov I could possibly marry you. You know I always want my own way in even-- thing.' v 'Yo ou could keep on wantinir it' said George, 'after we were married,'" Whenever You Need a General Tonic Take Grove's The Old Standard Groves Tasteless chill Tonic is equally valuable as a Gen eral Tonic because it contains the well known tonic properties of QUININE and IRON. It acts on the Liver, Drives out Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds up the Whole System. 50 cents. The poor relation often wonders whether a rich one 'Teally has a poor memory. : An amateur may be a person" who has entered the first.stage of ignorance. Is the experience you have acquired worth what it. cost? . . Farmer "Them city folks Want to know if Cbccc'i a bath in the bouse. What'U I tell 'em ? " His Wife "Tell 'em if they need bath, tbty's better take it before they come. " Take a bath of course, and every three hours while awake take a dose of Boschee's German Syrup It will quiet your cough, soothe the inflammation of a sore throat and lungs, stop the Irritation in the bron chial tubes, insuring a good night's rest, free and easy expectoration In the morning. That old time - tested remedy which for more than half a century has brought relief and comfort to- countless - thousands all over the civilized world. 25c and 75c at druggists and dealers everywhere, Sfops Neuralgia Why suffer from Srjraj exciuciatmg neu- 1 riatcria renins rohpn an application of Yager's Liniment will give quick relief? . .. . This 1 iniment is good too, for rheu matism, sciatica, headache, pain in chest or side, sprains, cuts and bruises. The large X cent bottle of Tager Liniment contains fturttmeas nrucn as ibe nsual bottle of liniment sold.at that price. At all dealers. YAGERS LINIMENT CILHERT BROS. CO. BaltlmoreMd. STOCK LICK IT-STOCK LIKE IT For Horses, Cattle, Sheep and Hogs. Contains Cop peras for Worms, Sulphur for the Blood, Saltpeter for the Kidneys, Nux Vomiea.a Tonic, and Pure Dairy Salt. Used by Vet erinarians 12 years. No Dosing. Drop Brick io feed-box. Ask your dealer for Blackman's or write BLACKMAN STOCK REMEDY COMPANY CHATTANOOOA. TENNESSEE Tuffs Pills The dyspeptic, th debilitated, whether from excess of work of mind or bod v ' drink or es posurein . say . (MALARIAL REGIONS, will find Tutr's Pills the most genial restore tlve ever offered the suffering invalid. FROST PROOF CABBAGE PLANTS Early Jersey .and Charleston Wake field, Sue cession and Flat Dutch,' by express, 500, 1'-00' 1,000, $1.50, 5,000, at IMS. Satisfaction guar anteed. Post paid 30c per 100. D. F. JAMISON, SUMMERVILLE, S. C. W. N: U., CHARLOTTE, NO. -1917. Tonic 60c tad $1.00 at all Dm. Sun
The Chatham Record (Pittsboro, N.C.)
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