! PAINS SHARP AND STABBING Woman Thought She Would Die. Cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Ogdensburg, Wis. "I suffered from female troubles which caused piercing pains like a knife throusrh mv back and side. I finally lost all my strength so I had to go to bed. The doctor advised an oper- ation but I would not listen to it. I thought of what I had read about Lydia bottle brought umat Relief and six bottles have entirely cured me. Ail women who have female trouble of any kind should try Lydia EL Pinkham's Vegetable Compound." Mrs. Etta Dorion. Ogdensburg, Wis. Physicians undoubtedly did their best, battled with this case steadily and could do no more, but often the most scientific treatment is surpassed by the medicinal properties of the good old fashioned roots and herbs contained in Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. If any complication exists it pays to write tne Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. , Lynn, Mass. , for special free advice. She Didn't Look Good. "I want to get a good hoss for plow ing," said Farmer Jones to a horse trader, "and I want a good one, too." "I got just the hoss for you, friend, she's a good worker but she doesn't look good," returned the H. T. "I ain't buyin him for the looks, so If he's a good hoss I guess I'll take him." Two days later Farmer Jones re turned with the horse. "Why in the devil didn't you tell me the old boy was blind?", said Farmer Jones to the horse trader. "Well, I think I made it plain enough when I said she didn't look good." So Farmer Jones has still got the old hoss. F YES! LIFT A CORN OFF WITHOUT PAIN! Cincinnati man tells how to dry up a corn or collus so it lifts off with fingers. J You corn-pestered men and women need suffer no longer. Wear the shoes that nearly killed you before, says this Cincinnati authority, because a few drops of freezone applied directly on a tender, aching corn or callus, stops soreness at once and soon the corn or hardened callus loosens so it can be lifted off, root and all, without pain. A small bottle of freezone costs very little at any drug store, but will posi tively take off every hard or soft corn or callus. This should be tried, as It is inexpensive and is said not to irri tate the surrounding skin. If your druggist hasn't any freezone tell him to get a small bottle for you from his wholesale drug house. adv. Character Building. "Young man," said the solicitous parent, "my daughter has always had ! everything she could wish for." "That's just the reason why she j ought to marry me," replied the pros pective son-in-law. "What do you mean, sir?" "What your daughter needs more than anything else is a few lessons in j self-denial." Birmingham Age-Herald. Tetterlne Cures Ringworm. Wysacking, N. C, June 2, 1908. Enclosed you will find $1.00 for which please send me at once Tetterlne. It la a dead shot on ringworms. W. S. Dudley. Tetterine cureB Eczema, Tetter, Ring Worm, Itching Piles, Rough Scaly Patch es on the Face, Old Itching Sores, Dan druff, Cankered Scalp, Bunions, Corns. Chilblains and every form of Scalp and Skin Disease. Tetterlne 50c; Tetterine Soap 25c. Your druggist, or by mall from The Shuptrlne Co.. Savannah, Ga. With every mail order for Tetterlne we) give a box of Shuptrlne's 10c Liver Pilla free. Adv. Ignorance. Ignorance Is a sort of evil that is necessary to him who thinks so. By thinking so he will soon get rid of it. Getting Old Too Fast? Late in life the body shows signs of wear and often the kidneys weaken first. The back is lame, bent and achy, and the kidney action distressing. This makes people feel older than they are. Don't wait for dropsy, gravel, harden ing of the arteries or Bright's disease. Use a mild kidney stimulant. Try Doan's Kidney Pills. Thousands of el derly folks recommend them. A North' Carolina Case Mrs. M. B. Perkins, 302 Roundtree St., "Wilson, N. C, says: "I suffered from pains through the small of my back and was caused no end of an noyance by my kid neys acting irregular ly. Doan's Kidney Pills rid me of the pains and aches and benefited me in every way. I am troubled very little by my back or kidneys now." Gt Doan's at Aay Stor, 60c a Box DOAN'S "555 FOSTER-MILB URN CO, BUFFALO. N. Y. Chills and Fever. Biliousness. Constipation and ailments A A u requiring a iwmv. treatment. IDIHE GUARANTEED and made bu BthrensDrug Co Waco, Tex. Sold by AU DvutftfUU 50, iiiiiiiiif nrriiiiii TAKES IIP BIG FOOD TASK Mr. Henry A. Page, North Carolina Food Administrator, Opens Office In Raleigh. Raleigh. Mr. Henry A. Page, of Aberdeen, North Carolina's Food Ad ministrator, has opened his office in the Federal Building with the pros pects of a vigorous war-time task of co-ordinating and maintaining, for the duration of the struggle, the efforts of all the food producing and food con serving agencies of the state. The perfection of state machinery will be undertaken on the basis of sacrificial serviqe. Mr. Page himself will work on the munificent salary of one dollar per annum. This is no time to preach profits, Mr. Page asserts. Men who are not giving themselves can do no less than give the utmost of what is theirs. In ad dition, for the money which could, un der any circumstances, be paid for the efforts asked, the right calibre men could not be secured. "No man should come out of this war wealthier than he was when he entered it," Mr. Page says. "Making money out of the war, before it came to our shores, honestly taking advan tage of the business opportunities which offered themselves is not to be condemned. After we have become a party to it, profiteering must ceaee. To make money out of the war now is a disgrace. This is the doctrine I shall preach." War is the Reason. As Mr. Page puts it, the fixing of prices by the government is an in tensely undemocratic thing, permissi ble in a democracy only on the ground that the war has destreyed moral con ditions and threatens to destroy the world. The people of the world must be fed. The emergency must be met by drastic action. "As soon as the war is over and the need for food administration passes, every visage of this machinery now being created for the occasion must pass away. With a salaried machine this couldn't be done in ten years. On the basis of personal sacrifice by the men who are of a type to render the service, as soon as the need for the work has passed, the machinery will pass away overnight." This, as Mr. Page explains is the wisdom of the non-remunerative offices being created for the administration of the food laws by Mr. Hoover and others. Mr. Page last week was in confer ence with Mr. Hoover and others of the food conservation forces in Wash ington. He has wound up such of his private business as needs immediate attention and is into the task of food administration in North Carolina to the finish. His plans are not yet work ed out. In the near future he will call into conference in Raleigh a number of the leading men in the state. Out of the views and opinions then voiced the program will be formed. In each county in the state a man will be se cured as county food administrator. He must be the type of man who can and will make the sacrifice of organ izing the county for a house-to-house, man-to-man campaign, undertaking to make addresses himself throughout the county. German Prisoner Escapes Camp. Asheville. Sigfried Sonneck, one of the Germans interned at Hot Springs, escaped, according to a message from that point to the office of the United States marshal here, and a general alarji has been sent out for him. The German, who is about thirty two years of age, is the first of the prisoners to attempt to leave the camp. Sonneck is about five feet five inch es tall, has brown hair and gray eyes and speaks English fairly well. A thorough search is being made throughout this section for the es caped prisoner. Inspect Gunnery School Site. Fayetteville. Captain Sharpe, of departmental headquarters at Char leston, inspected a proposed range site here for a school of rapid fire gun nery. Captain Sharpe' furnished no intimation of the nature of the re port he will make. NORTH CAROLINA BRIEFS. R. S. Sloan, of Kenansville. who has been in the office of Senator Sim mons for months, has joined the army field service and is secretary to Col onel Brown, of the 48th Division, j J. A. Williford, while mowing hay on his brother' farm two miles from Aulander, was caught by a mowing machine and his leg was seriously ! crushed. The Concord Dail Tribune press room was entirely destroyed by fire a few nights ago. The First North Carolina Motor , Truck Company No. 65, has arrived at : Camp Sevier, Greenville, S. C. It is estimated that 10,000 people at I tended Ball's Creek camp meeting at ! Newton Sunday. There were 3.000 automobiles on the grounds. Deputy Sheriff Bert Kelly of New Hanover county, shot and probably fatally wounded George Galloway, near Wilmington a few days ago. John Houser, a prominent farmer who lives near Cherryville, dropped dead in a physician's office in Cherry ville. He was in apparent good health. , Various cream cooling devices are now being studied at the ,Mooresville Cooperative Creamery by Mr. W. H. Eaton, Office of Dairy Experimenta tion, North Carolina Experiment Sta tion. One man is dead and another is thought to be mortally wounded as the result of a near race riot which took place at Arapahoe, Pamlico county. The dead man is George Broom, .colored; the wounded, W. M. Bradley, white. The trouble originat ed as the result of Broom running over a hog which belonged to Mr. Bradley. i T EAT HiS k INNLIw It d irfl" the best mnl 1 IFY0U0WHAUTTUFIEID FOR THE IAMD aiuic DIUMITirmTO MAKE IT YIELD, KODAKS & SUPPLIES We also do highest class of finishing. Prices and Catalogue upon request. S. Galeiki Optical Co., Richmond, Vs. The Repeat. "Is it difficult to borrow money?" "Not the first time. The second touch is what calls for great skill." NEVER HAD A CHILI. After Taking ELIXIR BABKK "My little daughter, 10 years old, suffered nearly a year with chills and fever, most of the time under the doctor's care. I was discour aged and a friend advised me to try Elixir Babi k. I gave it to her and she has never had a chill since. It completely cured her." Mrs. Gyrus Helms, 902 E St., N. 3., Washington, D. C. Elixir Babek 50 cents, all druggists or by Parcel Post prepaid from Kloczewskl & Co., Washington, D. C. Well Worth Trying. "What do you think of the plan to do way with pockets in men's clothes?" "I think it's a good idea," replied the busy man. "It may be the means of curing some people of the habit of standing around with their hands in their pockets and critcizing other peo ple who are at work." YOU MAY TRY CUTICURA FREE Thaf s the Rule Free Samples to Any one Anywhere. We have so much confidence in the wonderful soothing and healing proper ties of Cuticura Ointment for all skin troubles supplemented by hot baths with Cuticura Soap that we are ready to send samples on request. They are Ideal for the toilet. Free sample each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv. The Only Way. "The Carnegie Foundation's recent resolution to the effect that the only way to insure a permanent world peace Is to crush Germany," said Capt. W. E. Dame of the Rough Riders In his New York office, "remands me of the stocky, well-dressed chap in the police station. "A big burly drunk had been brought in on a stretcher, and the ser geant said to the stocky chap rather sternly : " 'What have you got to say for yourself?' " 'Sergeant;' aid the stocky chap, 'I have merely been acting the part of a peacemaker. " 'But, good gracious,' said the ser geant, 'you broke six of this man's ribs.' " Tt was the only way,' said the stocky chap, 'to get peace.' " Rough Going. A youth who had accomplished con siderable glory in football but little In his studies, was dropped from one preparatory school and immediately invited to another. He had been there about a weew when he was ap proached by a member of the faculty. "Well," said the professor, "how do you find It here?" "Pretty fair," answered the boy. "That's good. Find it smooth go ing, eh?" The youth meditated a moment. "Well, I shouldn't like to say that, ex actly," he replied. "The field's sort of rough yet In places, sir." Exchange. A Suggestion. Poet Alas ! All my contributions are returned with regrets. Friend Try sending a contribution to the Red Cross fund I'll warrant that won't be. Mental Hooverism. "Reading anything of a substantial nature these days?" "No ; I am con serving all food reflection." Coffee Drinkers who nre usually after they change to the delicious, pure food drink POSTUM "There's a Reason' THE KITCHEN CABINET This world's no blot for us, Nor blank: It means intensely and It means good; To find its meaning is my meat and drink. Browning. OUT OF DOORS DISHES. For the nature lover there is no pleasure equal to a meal prepared and eaten out of doors. If one has the habit, an equipment is a great convenience, getting just the lightest, most essen tial and most compactly packed. Potatoes and corn may be roasted in the woods and they nev er taste better, if one can wait until they are cooked. The potatoes should be buried in hot ashes fully half an hour before anything else is 'started. If one does not care to both er to cook, or will forgo that pleasure almost everything from hot coffee to Ice cream may be carried now in the bottle and receptacles made to con serve the temperature. Paper plates and cups will do away with weight in carriage, and work in caring for them, as they may be burn ed before camp is broken, and much time Is saved for more profitable amusement. A heavy square of sheet Iron is a most useful camp utensil, it may be used on which to set the various dishes while cooking over the coals or may be used as a toaster, broiler of steaks or as a griddle for cakes, In fact, its repertoire has not yet been exhausted. Long sharp sticks will be needed to roast frankfurters, or for boiling ba con, as every member of the camp has some especial duty to perform the preparation for the meal is shared. To be a good camper, one must not be afraid of work and the -normal person finds something of the primitive man in himself when he gets into the woods, conventionality is forgotten, and the picnicker has the excitement and fun of making fire and preparing a meal like a true savage. Eggs may be cooked In hot water or fried after the bacon in the frying pan, and if old boiled potatoes are at hand they may be also fried. One can eat and digest fried food In the woods, exercising and tramping, when it would cause serious trouble at other times. Red hot coals should be ready for broiling meat. Apples, peanuts, pota toes and corn all take kindly to a roasting. After all is over, the fire burning up all rubbish, is carefulry buried so that no danger of fire will result from the day's pleasure. All things are possible, except per haps losing an opportunity you never had. MEATLESS DISHES. Macaroni is one of the foodstuffs of which the average ccok does not avail herself nearly so much as she might do, to an economi cal advantage. As macaroni is lacking in fat, the addition of cheese or rich sauces sup ply that element, making it a most acceptable food. To properly cook, it should be dropped into rapidly boiling salted wa ter and continue boiling until the maca roni is tender. Drain and plunge It into cold water to prevent its sticking together, and then it may be dressed in various ways for the table. Nut Loaf. Mix together a pint of soft bread crumbs, two tablespoonfrjls of melted butter, a half cupful of milk, salt, pepper and poultry dressing, a half cupful of nuts, two beaten eggs, all well mixed and formed into a loaf. .Bake in a shallow pan about a half hour. Serve with tomato sauce. Rice and Cheese Timbale. Heat a cupful of milk and add a cupful of boiled rice, one tablespoonful of but ter, a half cupful of cheese finely minced, a half teaspoonful of salt and a fourth of a teaspoonful of pepper with one egg beaten light. Pour into buttered custard cups, set in a pan of hot water and bake one-half hour. Corn Chowder. Put two tablespoon fuls of butter in a saucepan, add an onion, sliced, and cook for five min utes, then add twb cupfuls of sweet corn, four cupfuls of diced potatoes and two cupfuls of boiling water. Let cook twenty minutes and add a quart of milk, salt, pepper and more butter if needed. Pour over soda crackers in a dish. Serve hot. Bean Fricassee. Boil a pound of marrow fat beans until tender, then drain, add a tablespoonful of butter, a cupful of milk or cream, and let it stew for a few minutes. Then season with mushroom catsup, a little vinegar and minced parsley. Serve at once. Meat Substitute. Wash a cupful of rice and cook in plenty of boiling salted water until tender. Remove the seeds and membrane from a green pepper and chop it fine, add it to the rice with a small onion, chopped, a pint of toma toes and a half cupful of sweet bacon fat with salt and pepper to taste. Keep Their Shape. "Although the eggs of different spe cies of birds vary greatly in shape the yolks always are spherical." "Yes, the shape seems to be one thing that cold storage can't change." A Bridegroom's Ambition. Lerret I hear that Shortcash, who married the banker's - daughter last winter, is in desperate financial straits. Dadilloh I'm not surprised. He probably has been trying to live up to their wedding presents. Life. Sad Accident. "Jim always was romantic, and when out with Miss Gladys on a ram ble he proposed to her "on the very edge of a mountain gorge." "What did she do?" "She threw him over." PHH il B I S H AKt DANGEROUS CALOMEL v Discovery! Dodson's Liver Tone Acts Like Calomel But Doesn't Gripe Salivate or Make You Sick Don't Lose a Day's Work Harmless Liver .Medicine for Men, Women, Children Read Guarantee! Ugh! Calomel makes you sick. It's horrible! Take a dose of the dangerous drug tonight and tomorrow you may lose a day's work. Calomel is mercury or quicksilver which causes necrosis of the bones. Calomel, when it comes in to contact with sour bile crashes into it, breaking it up. This is when you feel that awful nausea and cramping. If you are sluggish and "all knocked out," if your liver is torpid and bowels constipated, or you have headache, dizziness, coated tongue, if breath is bad or stomach sour, just try a spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone tonight. Here's my guarantee Go to any drug store and get a 50 cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take a spoonful and if it doesn't straighten you It takes a clever woman to obtain Information without asking questions. Dr. Peery's "Dead Shot" not only expel Worms or Tapeworm but cleans out the mucua In which they breed and tones up the digestion. One dose sufficient. Adv. Explained. "That music isn't in unison." "Well, it's a four-piece orchestra, isn't it?" Sun Dial. Doing Her Bit. "Gladys Twobbles has joined a can ning club." "But Gladys can't cook. She hasn't spent fifteen minutes in a kitchen since the day she was born." "Maybe not, but that won't prevent her from reading a learned paper be fore the club." MOTHER! Have you ever used MOTHER'S JOY SALVE for Colds, Coughs, Croup and Pneumonia, Asthma, and Head Ca tarrh? If you haven't get it at once. It will cure you. Adv. The German Way. "The Germans, with their talk about exacting a war indemnity from their French and Belgian aggressors, re mind's me of Smythe." The speaker was Maj. Spender Clay, the son-in-law of Baron William Wal dorf Astor, who recently spent some time In New York as a member of the English mission. Maj. Spender Clay continued : "Smythe, you know, had a cow that was a great nuisance. One day the COW got into James' garden and ate all his grass. Jones asked Smythe what he was going to do about It. And what do you suppose Smythe did?" Maj. Spender Clay laughed frimly. "He sent Jones a bill," he said. for using his cow as a lawn mower." Sarcastic Beggar. ' The lady of the house shut her lips tightly when she saw who had rung the bell. "No," she said, "you were here in January. I never give to a beggar twice. I know he is undeserving of help." "I wouldn't 'ave called, mum," said the tramp, seeing that he need expect nothing more from that house, "only I 'oped you might 'ave one of them little 'ome made cakes, left like you gave me at that time. I want to enlist, but I'm Jest a stone too light, and one of your little cakes would have put me right." London Tit-Bits. Had Made Good Use of Time. The Anzac read the advertisement on the door, and strolled in. "I want ter speak ter a pal o' mine," he said. ' "Ah yes. Be seated, my good sir." Then in a dreamy voice the medium began to ring up the Beyond. "I am in touch with the person you want," he said at last. "He tells me that he has made a lot of .friends. Al ready he has met Cromwell, Shakes peare, Queen Elizabeth, Henry Irving. Mark Twain, Balzac, and a score of others." "Gee!" muttered the Australian. "Jim alius was a hustler. 'E ain't bin dead an hour yet !" London Tit Bits. A Means to Victory. "I've been called on to address a canning club," said the salesman, "and I consider it my 'pafr-iotic duty to make that speech." "Isn't a subject of that sort rather difficult for a mere man to handle?" "Not nowadays. The time has come when a shelf full of canned fruits and vegetables is almost as inspiring a theme for oratory as a regiment of sol diers." Many a time the heirs who really need the estate take a chance and hire a lawyer. There Is nothing so apt to make a man economize as the lack of money. On 'Wheatless Days' Eat POSTTOASTIES (Made ?r Corn) says ttirtjr 11 I THE PLACE OF itfjHTERSMITHs ft (hbllTonic CHARGED TRACE UP TO PAT Finnegan Probably Right When He Put Forward Thompson as Mean est of All Mean Men. This one was told to Sam Bowers, the art salesman, by John Finnegan, train caller at the Union station, at Sioux City, la. "Talkin' about mean men," said Fin negan, "one time I knew a man by the nam of Pat O'Toole, who worked for a farmer, a few miles out from here, by the name of Thompson. "Well, one night O'Toole wint out to the barn an' he found the farmer hangin' by the neck from a beam by a buggy trace an' he cut him down an' run four miles for a doctor, an' the doctor come an' the farmer got well, an' he said he'd -never do It again. fWeH, at the end of the month, af ter the farmer had paid O'Toole his wages, Pat discovered that he was $3 short, an' he wint back to the farmer, an' ses, ses he, How's this? Me money is short to the extent of $3?' An" the farmer ses, ses he, 'Why, that's the price pf that fine new buggy trace of mine that you spoiled by cuttln' a couple of weeks back.' " fWfW'H'W'fMv WOMEN! IT'S CHEAP! USE LEMON JUICE TO MAKE BEAUTY LOTION In all weathers the skin and com plexion can be kept wonderfully clear, soft and white by the use of this inex pensive lemon lotion which any girl or woman can easily prepare. The Juice of two fresh lemons strain ed Into a bottle containing three ounces of orchard white makes a whole quarter pint of the most remarkable lemon skin beautiner at about the cost one must pay fer a small jar of the ordinary cold creams. Care should be taken to strain the lemon Juice through a fine cloth so no lemon pulp gets in, then this lotion will keep fresh for months. Every woman knows that lemon juice is used to bleach and re move such blemishes as freckles, sal lowness and tan, and is the ideal skin softener, smoothener and beautiner. Just try it! Get three ounces of orchard white at any pharmacy and two lemons from the grocer and make up a quarter pint of this sweetly fra grant lemon lotion. It naturally should help to soften, freshen, bleach and bring out the roses and hidden beauty of any skin. Those who will make tt a habit to gently massage this lotion Into the face, neck, arms and hands once or twice dally may be re paid with a skin that is flexible and young looking and a peach-like com plexion. Adv. "The Easiest Way." "You say he loved his dearest friend's wife?" "Yep." "And married her later?" "Yep." "Divorce?" "No; took husband on hunting trip, "Oh, I understand." The Lamb. He Could Draw. Redd What's he doing now?" Greene He's a draftsman in an au tomobile factory, and, believe me, he can draw some. "Really? What horse power?" A cross old bachelor says the proper way to bring up children is to keep them down on all occasions. I L i -J- W- v o xfTv tf: -. . . right up and make you feel fine and vigorous I want you to go back to the store and get your money. Dodson's Liver Tone is destroying the sale of calomel because it is real liver medicine entirely vegetable, therefore it can not salivate or make you sick. I guarantee that one spoonful of Dodson's Liver Tone will put your sluggish liver to work and clean your bowels of that sour bile and constipated waste which is clogging your system and making you feel miserable. I guarantee that a bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone will keep your entire family feeling fine for months. Give it to your children It is harmless ; doesn't gripe and they like its plea ant taste. Adv. Sold lor 47 yean, for Malaria, Chills & Fern. Also a Fine General Strengthening Tome. 60c and $1.00 at ull Drug Start.. I a guaranteed remedy for" HAY rtVER-ASTIIMA Your BOHT WILL BR ilFHDiD by your drontn without any question If this remedy does not bene (t every case of Asthma, Bronchial Asthma mil tbs Asthmatic symptoms accompanying Hav Kever No Batter bow violent the attacks or obstinate the cus ADR. R. SCHIFFMANN'S m STHMADOn AND ASTHNIADOR CIGARETTES positively gives INSTANT RBXIHF In every cut and has permanently cored thousands who had bean considered Incurable, after having tried everrotbtr means of relief in .vain. Asthmatics should trill themselves of this guarantee offer throntih i hi- It wn druggist. Buy a fiO-cent package and present this announcement to yonr druggist. Ton will be lbs sole judge as to whether you are benefitted and th druggist will give von back your money If yon irt not. We do not know of any fairer proposition which we could make. t R. Schiffmann Co., Proprietors, SI. Paul, Minn. THE CROWELL SANATORIUM for MORPHINE and ALCOHOLIC ADDICTIONS Methods safe and successful A high class pits combining the facilities of a sanatorium with com forts and freedom of a private home. Indirldual treatment. Onr method renders the treatment of MORPHINISM as painless as an opetaUoa Writ for reserved room. Terms 1125 00. 0 N. CaUdweU BU CHARLOTTE. . 0. ECZEMA! Money back without question if HUNT'S CUBE falls In the treatment of ITCH, ECZEMA. RINGWORMTETTER or other itching akin diseases. Price 50c at druggists, or direct from A. B.iicharis Medicine Co. .Sherman lei. PARKER'S . HAIR BALSAM A toilet preparation of merit Belpa to eradicate dandruff. For Rett oring Color and Beauty toOray or Faded Hair 60c and I LOO at Druggist. KODAKS DEVELOPING All roll films developed 10c. Priuts.lto 6 cts. Prompt attention to mall orders. K. C. BKBN'AC, Greensboro, N. 0. MAXOT1KES Eliminates punclurm. outs, rim cuts. Different from any device you ever saw. Our free illustrated catalogue fully explains this wonderful device and ihowi clearly how MAXOTIHES will makf your tires trouble-proof by very small cost imr lesion Maxotire Co.. 46 Mkt.St..Charli-tnB.S.f. SEED POTATOES Cobblers. Ear!) K and Bed Bliss, Maine grown, for shipment January and February 1918. Contract now For prices write BayFrultCo..Charli-('!n.S.C. W. N. U., CHARLOTTE, NO. 36-1917. What He Feared. During some building operation" it was necessary for the workmen t walk across a single plank MOM dis tance from the ground. When It came Pat'.s turn the fore man noticed that he wont across on all fours. So he went up to Pat ind asked, contemptuously : "What's the trouble, man? hn you afraid of walking on the plank?" "No, sor," replied Pat. "It's nfruld Oi am av walking off It P Excessive Caution. "What's the title of that boo JT0 are reading?" . " 'Adventures of a Motor Car.' " "Exciting, I suppose?" "No. It's rather tnme. The authr starts out by saying he has Barer r.v d a train to a crossing." Ilirnilaiam Age-Herald. To Drive Out Malaria And Build Up The System Take the Old Standard GKOVE TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know what you are taking, as the formula u printed on erery label, showing i I Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form Jbe Quinine drives out malaria, tbe kou builds op the system. 6o cents. Advice. "If you have anything good to soy. say it," said Robert Melz. "But If lt something mean and bad, why tleD say something else." Described. "What is a practical Joke?" "A fool's attempt to make a fooi not of the other fellow." Detroit Free Press. Love sometimes flies out of the win dow when the cooking school graduate enters the door. torpid liver Prevents proper food ai llatlon. Tone up your liver with i wr h Indian Vegetable Pllla They act gently. Practice Is the better half of cept. When Your Eves Need Care Try Murine Eve Remedy Wo Smarting -Jns Br Comfort. W cenw prosaists or mall. Write for Free SluQ MtTBINK EYE KKMJLDY CO.. CHICAUw

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