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CHILDLESS HOMES MADE HAPPY Presence of Little Ones si Cbresit Blessing Four Interesting Letters Cortland, N. T.-** I took Lydia E. pinkh&m’s Vegetable Compound be cause I was weak and wanted to be come strong and have a child. My husband read about it in the‘Cortland Standard' and thought it might help ine. It certainly did for I now have a lovely boy fifteen months old who weighs forty pounds. I recommend Lvdia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com pound to my friends and you can cer tainly use my testimonial in your lit tle books and in the newspapers, as it might help to make some other childless home happy by the presence oi little ones as it has done mine. *' — Mr?. Claude P. Canfield, 10 Salis bury Cortland, N. Y. A Message to Mothers Hamilton. Ohio.-'* I have known about Lvdia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound since girlhood, having taken it when I was younger and suf fer : ng from a weakness and back ache. Lately I have taken it again to Strengthen me before the birtn of my child, as I was troubled with pains in my back and a lifeless, weak feel ing * I think if mothers would only take vour wonderful medicine they would* not dread childbirth as they do. I recommend the Vegetable Com nourd to every woman.” —Mrs. Jos. &, Jr" 652 S. 11th Street, Hamilton, Ohio. @ HORSES COUGHING? USE Spohn’s Distemper Compound to • break the cough and get them back In condition. Thirty years’ use has made “SPOHN’S” Indispensable In treating Coughs and Colds, Influenza and Distemper with their resulting com plications, and all diseases of tfce throat, nose and lungs. Acts marvelously as a preventive; acts equally well as a cure. Sold In two sizes at all drug stores. SPOHN MEDICAL COMPANY GOSHEN, INDIANA W|HTERSMITH’s P QiillTonic SOLD SO YEARS A FINE GENERAL TONIC If not Mldbr not drooltt. writ* WUUtmithCSmdlopl Co. , Louiorflio, #)hest cold ?-break it! Apply Sloans. It starts fresh warm blood coursing freely through the congested spot. Congestion breaks up —co/d vanishes/ When an Oriental woman does ‘‘fancy work” it is a rug that will sell at a high price. Man can't change the weather, but he can do a lot of growling about It. 1 Steams’ Electric Paste ia recognized as the guaranteed •1 exterminator for Bats, Mice, Ants, Cockroaches and Waterbugs. Don’t waste time trying to kill these pests with powders, liquids or any experimental Preparations. Ready for Use—Bettor than Traps box. 35c 15-oz. box, HAO SOLD EVERYWHERE A MOVE SICK CHILD’S BOWELS WITH “CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP” 1 * 4 MOTHER! Even Bilious, Upset, Tongue-Coated Children Love this Pleasant, Harmless Laxative " , \ A teaspoonful of .. Callfornla pjg j>rjp now W ill thoroughly clean the bowels and in a few hours you * a we N* playful child again. Even ross » feverish, constipated, or full <>r children love Its “fruity” and mothers can rest easy be* i{ n ever fails to work all the lood and nasty bile right our St Mo.-“I want to toll you what Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound did for me seven years ago. I was run down and had a weak- I ness such as women often have. I 1 took Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable 1 Compound and after being married sixteen years became the mother of a sweet little girl. I now have four lovely children—three fine boys and the little girl six years old. I had longed for children all the while and wept many a day and envied every woman with a chrid. I was 86 years old when my first baby was bom. I recommend Lydia E. Pinkham’s Veg etable Compound to any woman who is ailing with female weakness.”— Mrs J. Naumann, 1517 Benton St, St Louis, Mo. Was Weak and Run Down St Louis, Mo. —“My mother took Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com pound when I was a girl, and when I was troubled with cramps I took it, and later when I married I again took it to make me strong as the doctor said I was weak and run down and could not have children. I took it and got along fine and now I have three girls. So you know why I keep the Compound in the house. I am a well woman and do my work and sewing too.”—Mrs. Julius Hartman, 2501 W. Dodier St, St Louis, Mo. A man isn’t necessarily bashful be cause he declines to meet his obliga tions. * Cuticura Soap for the Complexion. Nothing better than Cuticura Soap dally and Ointment now and then as needed to make the complexion clear, scalp clean and hands soft and white. Add to this the fascinating, fragrant Cuticura Talcum, and you have the Cuticura Toilet Trio. —Advertisement. Lots of things even the gossip ! never hears of until the explosion comes. Roman Eye Bklsam is an antiseptic oint ment, applied externally, and not a ‘•waatl. , * It heals the Inflamed surfaeea, providing prompt relief. Advertisement. Never judge a woman by the com pany she Is compelled to entertain. of the stomach and bowels without griping or upsetting the child. Tell your druggist you want only the genuine “California Fig -Syrup” j which has directions for babies and children of all ages printed on bottle. ! Mother, you must say “California.” Refuse any imitation. Jl Few f. ABSOLUTELY HEARTLESS “What is the title of this picture?*’ asked the wealthy old codger. “I call it ‘A Soul in Travail,*” re plied the Impecunious artist, “but if you will buy it you may call it any thing you like.” “Umph! 1 can do that without buy ing it. It’s a chromo.” Flapper Fairy Tales. Ludwig—Would you like to have the engagement ring mother had ar shall I go to one of the Fifth avenue stores and get a SSOO sparkler for you? Georgette—Oh, I’d much rather have your mother’s; it would be so much more romantic! Out of Style. “Mother, I trust you will not weep at my wedding.” “But, my dear daughter, I shall not be able to help it.” “But you must. It is no longer fashionable to shed tears at a wed ding.” Continuous Performances. “Man is born to sorrow,” mourned the good deacon. “Guess that’s right,” agreed the un regenerate backslider. “About the time our parents leave off spanking us experience begins.” Speaking Right Then. “My brother,” said John J. Meddling, “do you look on life as a blessing or a bore?” “At the present moment,” replied Mr. Grumpson, eyeing his questioner with strong disapproval, “it’s 100 per cent boredom.” Select. “These are select apples. Twenty five and 50 cents a dozen.” “Whaddye mean ‘select’?” “If you select them, they're 50 cents a dozen. If I select them they’re 25.” —Farm Life. Helping It Out. “I believe in the office seeking the man.” “Yes, yes, go on.” “But I also believe In letting the office know that you are willing to be sought.” AN HONEST THIEF Desk Sergeant—What does the prisoner give as his occupation? Officer—Says he’s a thief. Desk Sergeant—A thief? Well, he’s honest, anyway* An Epitaph. Here lies the body of William Jay, Who died maint&inilbff the right-of-way; He was dead right as he sped along, But he’s just as dead as if he’d been wrong. \ True. “Pa, does money bring happiness?*' “No, my hoy, but mighty few people prefer poverty on that account.” Sharp Fellows. “Didn’t you say Bilks and Dilks were ornaments to the legal profes sion?” “No. I said they were very success ful lawyers.” “What’s the difference?” “Sometimes there’s a great deal of difference.” Birmingham Age-Her ald. Brainy Bluebells., Bluebelle’s girl chums often go to her for information. One of them was asking her to explain the single tax. “It is a tax on men for remaining single,” said Bluebelle. “I'm for it.” Must Dissemble. Wise —Now, Tom, the Borelelghs are calling tonight, and I want you to appear pleased when they come. Hub —The difficulty will be not to appear too pleased when they leave. ' More Up to Date. “They say that in Spain the new bull fighters enter the arena in auto mobiles.” "Then I suppose the toreadors should be called motoreadors.” Mixed. “Jack, dear, I made you believe I wasn’t in earnest when I told you I didn’t mean what I said, didn’t IT* “I believe so.” “Well, I’ll take it all back.*'—London Tit-Bits. In Extremis. Doctor (at bedside) —I fancy he la about ready for the kingdom of heaven. Ministering Wife—Will you be quiet . . . and him so good a Republican! —Le Journal Amusant (Paris). FOR OVER 40 YEARS HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE has been used successfully In the treatment of Catarrh. HALL’S CATARRH MEDICINE con sists of an Ointment which Quickly Relieves by local application, and the Internal Medicine, a Tonic, which acts through the Blood on the Mucous Sur faces, thus reducing the inflammation. Bold by all druggists. 7. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio. Picnic Lemonade. The lawyor was trying to make a point. He asked the witness if he had told everything and was told that he had. “What did you drink at this party?*’ he asked. 1 “Water.” “Nothing stronger?” persisted the other. “No.” “I ask you to refresh your recollec tion. “Didn’t you have lemonade?” “Yes. but I wouldn’t call that stronger.” Mexico Has Bright Taxis. Taxicabs in Mexico City, Mex., rep resent every hue of the rainbow. The colors include yellow, blue, white, brown, green, and variegated. A cricket makes more noise than a hornet, but commands less respect. IF SICK. BILIOUS! 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Good fertilizers, like Royster’s reliable old mixtures, are a godsend to good farmers who learn howto best use them to make money. Each crop has its individual food requirements; different soils require different treatment. Every Royster fertilizer is a scientifically balanced food ration, compounded from the * best materials obtainable in the pro portions best calculated to supply the needs of the crop for which it is intended. Nearly 40 years experience enters into the making of the Royster mix tures, and hundreds of thousands of the country’s best farmers pin their faith to this famous old brand. Norfolk Charlotte Richmond Washington Lynchburg Tarboro ROYSTER Tkld “Tested Tertilizers ~«■? *v«Hi - ' _ • " y 17. --- * ? • ■ , ——l ■ ■ ■■ ■■ ■ " ■" ifoiih" IH p fl|| l. 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New Boarder —Well, from the noise you hear In the morning, it ought to be called “wake-up.” Peppery Pulchritude. “Bob’s wife is pretty, but she has awful outbursts of temper.” “I heard she was a raving beauty.” or stomach sour, just try a spoonful of harmless Dodson Liver Tone to night. Here’s my guarantee—Go to any drug store and get a bottle of Dod son’s Liver Tone for a few cents. Take a spoonful and if it doesn’t straighten you right up and make you feel fine and vigorous I want you to go back to the store and get your money. Dodson’s Liver Tone is destroying the sale of calomel because it is en tirely vegetable, therefore it can not salivate or make you sick. It's shortsighted economy to risk all the time, labor and seed put into a crop in order to save $1 a ton on fertilizer. The most experienced farmers have decided that a fertilizer must have something beside price to recommend it, and they recqgnize that in the Royster trademark they have a guarantee of highest quality and surest results. Remember, it is necessary to use sufficient fertilizer per acre to get worthwhile results. If you starve your crops you'll get the same re sults as if you starve your stock. Unless a farmer is going to use Royster's fertilizers properly, we’d rather he'd misuse and abuse some other brand, We are proud of the Royster reputation for quality, and will preserve it in every way. To help our friends obtain the utmost in results we urge farmers to seek from us information about the prop er use of fertilizer. Write freely for advice to Farm Service Department, F. S. 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