SPARK PUJGi i j Says: / Iftan horse for a long race, fJJean spark plug for any « ra<*> ~ / man has driven to the Man> ior when his real destina the spark plug maif. UOrl ’ AU TO LAUGHS . in Chicago was arrested :,.n hi the wrong direction f° r gol '.\. w ay street. “Don't you ° n a if a one-way streetf'* *»;*} ii! I' (Seer. “I was going but C ” 'replied the man. on( 1 *- * |\iit Off-No Pain! »uaS| l\\ iSsJ-M I \«tS|BOIIE I Ir^l j Doesn't hurt one bit! Drop a little ■“Freezone" on an aching corn, in ■jtant'v that corn stops hurting, then ■ ghortly you lift it right off with ■fingers. I Your druggist sells a tiny bottle ■of -Freezone” for a few cents, suf ficient to remove every hard corn, Bit corn, or corn between the toes, ■kl the foot entiitses, without soreness Her irritation. I PROFESSIONAL CARDS. 1$ * v** * * * isl ** * * ■ I DR.J. B. MIL LI KEN, * Dentist. * ■|iier City, - - - N. C. * Kce over Siler City Drug Co.* Hours: 9 tcws. * ■ ■ * v * * * * * * * ■ : > * * * i}c ijs * * * * * * * * * I H. C. LIVINGSTONE * District Agent. * ■ Atlantic Life Insurance Co. * ■ Room 15, Cross-Marks Mon- * ger Building * W Phone 396 * SANFORD, N. C. * ■* j *************** dr. ERNEST BROWN. —Chiropractor— * 109 South Steele St. SANFORD, N. C. ■ ~~ " —‘i fca. j. d. GREGG, ■Dentist. Liberty, N. C. ■ f '-Mrs 8 a.m., to 5 p.m. J ■ !l Every Monday, Tues | day and Wednesday ■•ME Q1 ""i7« onu-rixery ■ u ?g ? " 'ur shoes mended. ■ di h... ■ inlying a nev,’ pair. ■chath_‘ji HARDWARE CO. N. C. I W - E. CHAPIN, M. D. I PITTSBORO, n. g. Ma in street, Dr. H. T. Ch» W 1 ' 5 f owner office. HJeiephoneg; Office, 43. Residence, 39 I f)L LITIiEJi c - ROLLINS. | o r st Siler City, N. C. I U| nce over Siler Drug Store. °ura 8 a. m., to 5 p. m. Rf'TOR r. JOHNSON. Btuta™, '."'■"ey-at-Law, ■ les a all courts—Federal, State on, a ud County. ce: ove r Farmers Bank. N. C. S A- c. R AYi; Attorney-at-Law. H^^TSB J.hat makes man tremble. t !H * * * *. V * V v> * * ! * * * QUERY DEPARTMENT. * * Answers by John * * * ! * * * * * * * * * * I have promised to marry a young man and he says he will never gam ble? Do you suppose he will stick to his promise. Janie, Sanford. Answer—Thought you said the man had promised to marry you. Why don't some merchants adver tise in The Record. Is it because they know their business? Jimmie, Mon cure. Answer—Yes, they know their bus iness, but none of our readers do. Can anyone fish at Buckhorn with permission ? Henry, Apex. Answer—Yes, Henry. But it is bet ter to have worms. Can you tell me anything about Tennyson’s Works? Sallie, New Hill, i Answer—No, Saliie. \\e do not know of any such factory in Chat ham or Wake. Is the earth round or square. An swer to settle an argument? Billie | Siler City. Answer —Call it either or both. We 1 don’t want to start an argument in the query department. What is the difference between electricity and lightning. Willie, Pitts boro. Answer —You don’t have to pay for lightning. Are there any difference in govern ment postage stamps? Charley, Gold ston. Answer —Yes; when you want to meke a purchase always have the clerk show you a sheet of a hundred and pick out the one you want. How can I get the better of my wife in an argument? Joe, Merry Oaks. Answer —Admit that you are wrong before she begins to argue. • ‘ > NOTICE ! If the person who was seen taking the horn off my Ford roadster in front, of the Pittsboro picutre show last Friday; afternoon will return same, £ will not expose his name. PLACARD ADCOCK, May 16. Siler City, Box 48. Pqlititians aren’t actually read out of party, they are merely kicked out from under the plum tree.-r-Manilia Bulletin. ■ ' ii£f . I .... Normalcy has reached Honduras. She is in the throes of another rev olution.—Asheville Times., ...... - *_*-*-*_*_*_* * * * * VIEWS AND THOUGHTS. * ;* . * * (By a Former Newspaper Editor.) * * * *" * *“*”*“* “*“*"*"*"* A Protestant denomination has ap proved plans for the erection of a 20-story church at Jacksonville, Fla. The first three stories will be used for the church proper, as also the basement. The remainder of the building will be occupied by business tenants y using the upper stsories for offices of various and sundry pur poses. The church will cost one mil j lion dollars and is the first of its kind to be built in the whole world Plans have been received from the archi tect and adopted and a contract for the work will be let in a few days. This proposition may be a good one, but- it is doubted. The precedent will certainly not operate to any advant age for the churches. The tendency to unite the church w 7 ith worldly alle giance is too prevalent as it is and we do net believe the 20-story Flor ida church will maintain itself very long. The Credit Corporation may be a good thing for the farmers if North Carolina or any other state for that j matter, but we do not see it that way. ! In the long run it will operate against them. It is very nice to be able to borrow money at the beginning of the crop year, pay cash for fertilizer and ! have running expense on hand but the j farmer will readily spend more than ! he otherwise would, had he not got ten the money before hand. It is vir- , i tually the same as a “time” pronosi- | tion so lorgely used bv many of the | farmers in some of the counties in North Carolina. We note by tbe ] papers that more than one million, . eignt hundred thousand dollars have i ; already been loaned to farmer mem bers of the tobacco and cotton asso- j I ’r> NT-- 'l' f’"-' --‘’i | the N. C. Credit Corporation- at Ral | eigh. On Tuesday of last week —one ! day only—a new record was set when more than one hundred and thirty five thousand dollars were scattered throughout the cotton and tobacco sections of the state. It is true this money comes from the Federal Loan Bank at Columbia, 1 S. C., and places money in North l Carolina that otherwise would not reach us, but there are many more ways for the farmers to secure finan cial assistance that would prove of more material benefit. Credit is a bad business for everyone, whether he be farmer, merchant or business man, and the more cramped and indi vidual is the more he will produce and the more he will economize. The report coming out of Raleigh states that many of those who borrowed during 1924 failed to “pay out” and new loans to these farmers are being held up. If they failed in ,1924 to pay out, it stands to reason that they will fail further during 1925 and in a few years the farming sections will be much the worse for the accommoda tion that was intended for a benefit. A report being circulated by the Industrial News Bureau, states that a recent summary of a list of Federal and Joint Stock banks discloses the fact that foreclosures and losses are rapidly increasing. In the first seven years of their existence, the banks began foreclosure proceedings on 2,910 farms and acquired 852 farms, of which they sold 128, making net 1 gain on farms sold of $27,065.38. In j 1924 foreclosure proceedings on 2,226 farms were made, according to the statement and 443 farms were ac quired. They sold 118 at a net loss of $28,731.54, thus consuming profits made on foreclosing farms during first seven years, in addition to a further loss. Then, if the farmers cannot make good through these Joint Land Banks with a privilege of small annual pay ments, and 33 years to pay it, how could they be expected to make good on a loan secured by crops to be be made during the curent year? Last week, The Record carried a news item in its columns about an or der by the Parent-Teacher Association of Raleigh requiring the girls of the schools to cease the use of lip sticks, powder, rouge, and the wearing of 1 silk stockings. We note by the daily papers that the girls have given- a rejoinder that it will be “silk stock ings or none at all.” It does seem that the regulation of the habits of the youth have been relegated to the dictate of organizations, the schools, churches, etc., and taken entirely out of the hands of the fathers aiwi moth ers; or has it been so neglected by the parents that these societies and or ganizations, composed of right think ing people, see the necessity of ac tion? We have no quarel with any girl for wanting to dress in silk,, even stockings, if they can be afforded, but our contention is that parental .au thority should be more strongly exer cised. It is an easy matter for the girl? to be dressed' properly and de- corously if the parents so order, and \ it is the general opinion that a school girl does not need to be so *‘ dressed i up” any more than a business woman. It makes* it expensive ,to even at tempt to follow the styles. The use cf mascara, lashline and like prepara rations is certainly not the very best treatment for the eyes and skin of ®®®@®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®@®