PAGE TWO
WHAT HE CAVE FOR BAU ,
i On reaching the links one morning
| Smith was accosted by his usual cad*
| die. “Excuse me, sir,” said the lad,
I “but I’ve got the ball we lost yester
day at the second. One of the village
kids had it.”
j “Oh, good,” said Smith, putting his
hand in his pocket. “I’ll give you
whatever you gave for it.”
“Er —no thanks, sir,” said the cad
die, hastily. ‘‘l gave a black eye
for it.”
}
Why He Sighed
The thin, pale man in a large bath
ing suit, standing knee deep in the
water, sighed.
I “Why,” we asked, “are you so sad?”
!. “Alas 1” he answered, “the sea is the
grave of my first wife.”
' “But you married again.”
“Yes,” he said, “and my second wife
won’t go into the water.”
t
j r GIRLS DON’T BUY
j.
She —Why do you object so strongly
to girls smoking?
He —Because they’ll never buy their
own smokes. -- ..
High Cost of Sarcasm
Beware of the sarcastic chaff.
It serves no end
If, every time you get a laugh,
You lose a friend.
Hard Flour
Captain (to mate) —The pudding you
made was very hard —where did you
iget the flour?
Mate —From the bin behind the door
Captain—Just what I thought—you
have made the pudding from pcrt
jland cement. — Stockholm Sondagsnisse
! Strix.
Living on Some One Else
Dawson —How long will you remain
i here at Palm Beach?
De Broke —As long as my money
lasts.
Dawson (who has loaned him SSO) —
i Then you must have left some time
jago.
*—
His Way—Right or Wrong
; Uncle Ed—Well, Johnny, how do you
| spell giraffe?
Johnny—G-i-r-a-f-e. ' v"
~ T he dictionary spells it with
two f’s. c *'
- Johnny—Well, ycu asked me how I
spelled, Uncle. '
'SHE’D EE MUMMY, SURE
“Wonder what the ancient Egyp
tlan child called his mother?”
“Who knows? But if he were alive
today he’d call her mummv don’t you
think?”
Non-Participant
Perhaps it ie a trifle wrong
Sarcasms such as this to bring;
But when 1 hear a “campaign song,”
fn thankful that 1 cannot sing.
The Heavy Thud
The Young Mother—Oh, Jack, why
have you pul baby’s cradle on the
dressing table?
The Heavy Sleeper—So that 1 shall
fiear if he falls out.
Only a Sentence
Two convicts were talking.
“You know,” said one, “it took John
Bunyan all his life to write a story.”
“Gain!” was the reply. “It took me
ten years to do a sentence.”
Lyrics and Soiled Linen
Poet (joyously)—l wrote a sonnet
on my cuff last night What shall 1
do witb it?
Wifey (unsympathetically)—Send it
to the laundry.
So Elusive
Bachelor (dreamily)—Sometimes I
yearn for the peace and comfort of
married life.
Married Friend—l do that all the
tJn>e *
Aloof
"The lieutenant seems distant,” de
clared Ruth.
“He belongs to the reserve corps,”
explained Eloise.
He “Got By”
Dad —How did you come out with
your exams?
Son— Passed ’em just like they were
cars ahead. .
ADMINISTRATOR’S NOTICE
Having qualified as administratrix
of the estate of N. A. Perry, late of
Chatham County, N. C., I hereby
warn all persons having claims
against the estate to present them
duly proven on or before the tenth
dav of April, 1930, or this notice will
be" pleaded in bar of their recovery.
All persons owing the estate will
please make early payment.
This April 9, 1929.
JOSIE C. PERRY,
Administratrix
Siler & Barber, Attys.
(Apr 18 ,25, May 2,9, 16, 23)
ADMINISTRATRIX NOTICE
The undersigned having this day
qualified as administratrix, C. T. N.,
of the estate of Malcom A. Haney,
deceased; this is to notify all per
sons holding claims against said es
tate to present them to the under
signed on or before the sth day of
April, 1930, or this notice will be
plead in bar of their recovery. All
persons owing said estate will come
forward and make immediate pay
ment.
This the sth dav of April, 1929.
LILLIE HANEY,
Administratrix, C. T. N.
W. P. Horton, Atty.
(apr 11 18 25 may 2 9 16)
FOR SALE
A lovely five room cottage with
two acres of land, and a nice service
station on a corner lot which is doing
a good business. All fronting Boone
Trail State Highway in a small town,
price reaonable. Terms if desired.
Write quick or see me personally. For
the right man this is the best prop
osition I know which is offered for
sale. Yours for business,
ISAAC H. DUNLAP
ADMINISTRATORS’ NOTICE
Having qualified as administrators
of the estate of *:e late A. D. Bur
nett, we hereby warn all persons hav
ing claims against said estate to pre
sent them duly proven on or before
the first day of May, 1930, or this
notice will be pleaded in bar of their
recovery. All persons owing the
estate will please make early settle
ment.
This May 1, 1929.
T. A. BURNETT
A. J. NORWOOD
(May 2,9, 16, 23, 30, Jun 6)
NOTICE OF MORTGAGE’S SALE
Under and by virtue of the power
and authority contained in a certain
mortage deed executed by J. F.
Lane .o the Utility Manufacturing
Company, dated the 13th day of
December, 1926, which mortgage
deed is duly recorded in the office
of the Register of Deeds of Chatham
County in Book B. L. at page 637,
there having been default in pay
ment of the indebtedness thereby se
cured, the undersigned mortgagee
therein named will sell to the highest
bidder for cash at the Court House
door in Chatham County on
Wednesday, May 29, i 929, at 12
o’clock M., all those certain pieces,
parcels or tracts of land situate, lying
and being in Matthews Township,
Chatham County, North Carolina, ad
joining the lands of Orren Clark,
John Doud, Dewey Stone and others,
bound and described as follows, to
wit:
FIRST TRACT: Beginning at a
stone in Clark’s line between two
branches, running S. 85 E. 17 poles
to a gum tree; thence S. 35% E. 18
poles to a stone on the West side of
a ditch; thence S. 1% E. 31 ’2 poles
to a stone in Stone’s line; thence
N. 85 West 15 2/5 poles to a stone;
thence N. 68 W. 30 1/3 poles to a
stone on the East bank of Tick
Creek, thence up the Creek, N. 24
E. 39 poles to the beginning, con
taining 9 1/6 acres, more or less.
SECOND TRACT: Beginning at
a stone, corner, lot No. 2 in the
division of the lands of the late H.
Q. Doud and in the line of Orren
Clark, running S. 87 E. 83 rods to
Tick Creek, thence S. 68 E. 30 2/3
rods to a stone, corner of Lot No.
4, in the above named division,
thence S. 8% E. to a stone; thence
5. 71 West 58 4/5 rods to a stone,
thence S. 82 W. 36 rods to a stone,
corner of Lot No. 2 and No. 3 in the
above named division; thence N.
34% W. 48 rods to a stone; thence
N. 1 E. 30 rods to the beginning,
containing 40 acres, more or less.
THIRD TRACT: Beginning at a
stone in John A. Dowd’s line; thence
N. 31 E. 61 rods to a stone; thence
N. 2 E. 51 rods to a stone, thence
S. 87 E. 51 rods to a stone, thence
S. 1 W. 30 rods to a stone, thence
S. 34% E. 48 rods to a stone; thence
S. 57% W. 1/5 rod to the beginning,
containing 32 acres, more or less.
FOURTH TRACT: Beginning at
a sweet gum, thence N. 31 W. 64
rods to a stone; thence N. 57 E. 57
rods and 7 links to a stone, thence
N. 72 E. 36 rods to a stone, thence
S. 4 E. 37 rods and 4 links to a
small black oak, thence S. 40 E. 20
rods to a white oak, with the creek,
to a stone, formerly a dogwood,
thence S. 70 W. 66 rods to the be
ginning and containing 35 acres more
or less.
These tracts all adjoining having
been conveyed by deed from J. D.
Moore and wife and Sophia A. Dowd
to Leon T. Lane and wife to Jack
F. Lane, which reference is hereby
made. * o
This the 26th day of April, 1929.
UTILITY MANUFACTURING CO.
Mortgagee
NOTICE OF MORTGAGE SALE
Under and by virtue of the power
conferred upon me by a certain deed
of trust executed, by W. S. Robert
son, dated January 14, 1928, regis
tered in the office of the Register of
Deeds of Chatham County, N. C., in
,'Book G. W., at page 90, to secure
ithe indebtedness therein, described,
and default having been made in the
payment of said indebtedness, and
having been requested to do so by
the, holder of the note evidencing
said indebtedness. I will offer for
sale, at public auction, to the highest
bidder, for cash, at the Court House
door in Pittsboro, N. C., at 12:00
o’clock M., on
1 Fridav, Mav 31. 1929.
a one-seventh undivided interest in
the following described land, viz:
Lying and being in Chatham
County, on the waters of Haw River,
and more particularly described as
1 follows:
FIRST TRACT: Beginning at a
birch on the bank of the said river,
[ Oliver Lamb’ corner; running North
with his line 215 poles to a rock in
1 John Ferguson’s line, and Lamb’s
other corner; thence West with said
Ferguson’s and Jackson Stone’s line
248 poles to the river; thence down
: the various courses of the said river
to the first station, or beginning,
containing 240 acres, be the same
more or less, the said land being the
same mentioned in the deed from
' James J. Teage to S. W. Cotten, re
. corded in the office of the Register
1 of Deeds of Chatham County, N. C.,
• in Book B. N., Pages 238 and 239.
SECOND TRACT: Beginning at
; a stake on the said Haw River, Cot
ten’s corner; running East 190 poles
‘ to a rock; thence North 105 poles to
5 a post oak; thence West 166 poles to
a white oak on the bank of the River;
thence down the various courses of
the same to the first station or be
ginning, containing 115 acres, more
or less, the said last mentioned tract
being the same mentioned in the
deeds recorded in the office of the
Register of Deeds of Chatham
County, N. C., in Book B. N., pages
237, 238, 239, and 240, made by
B. Roberson and wife to S. W. Cot
ten, and J. F. Freeland and wife to
C. B. and Rod Cotten.
Sale will be held open for ten days
to receive increased bids.
This 23rd day of Anril, 1929.
M. E. HOGAN,
Trn ct
(May 2,9, 16, 23, 4tc)
NOTICE OF LAND SALE
NORTH CAROLINA:
CHATHAM COUNTY:
Under and by virtue of the powers
contained in the judgment of the
Superior Court in an action entitled
N. J. Hilliard against Lenard Wil
liams, et als, the undersigned com
missioner will on the
18th day of May, 1929,
at the Courthouse door in Pittsboro,
North Carolina, offer for sale at Pub
lic Auction to the highest bidder for
cash the following described tract of
land, to-wit:
BOUNDED on the East by Bailey
Smith; on the South by J. R. Elkins;
on the North by Callie Willet; and
on the West by Carlton Caudel, con
taining forty (40) acres, more or
less.
TIME OF SALE: 12 o’clock Noon.
PLACE OF SALE: Courthouse
door.
TERMS OF SALE: Cash.
W. P. HORTON,
Commissioner
WARNING.
My son, James Carroll is under age
and I hereby forbid any and all per
sons hiring him or giving him em
ployment in any way without first
securing my consent. Any person
disregarding this warning will be
prosecuted to the full extent of the
law.
This April 12, 1929.
TOM CARROLL.
(Apr 18, 25, May 2,9)
EXECUTOR’S NOTICE.
Having this day qualified as the
executor of the Last Will and Testa
ment of W. A. Glenn, deceased, this
is to notify all persons holding
claims against said estate to present
them to the undersigned on or before
the 7th day of May, 1930, or this
notice will be plead in bar of their
recovery. Ail persons owing said
estate will come forward and make
immediate settlement.
This the 7th day of May, 1929.
J. F. GLENN,
Executor.
Mrs. Alden—Do you ever flatter
your husband?
Mrs.. Beardley—Yes, I sometimes
ask his advice about things.—The
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W. C. JOHNSON
PITTSBORO, N. C.
THE CHATHAM RECORD, PITTSBORO, N. C.
SALE OF VALUABLE FARM
PROPERTY
Under and by virtue of the au
thority conferred upon us in a deed
of trust executed by John Crutch
field and wife, Mary Crutchfield, on
the 11th day of June 1925 and re
corded in Book A. C. page 9, we
will on Saturday the
18th DAY OF MAY 1929
12 o’clock noon
at the Courthouse Door in Pittsboro,
N. C., Chatham County, sell at pub
lic auction for cash to the highest
bidder the following land, to-wit:
BEGINNING at a stake in the
center of the Fayetteville Road J. W.
Crutchfield’s corner and running
thence with his line South 86 de
grees East 4105 feet to a stake and
pointers in branch, corner of J. W.
Crutchfield’s tract; thence along the
meanders of said branch in a South
westerly direction 575 feet to a stake
F. W. Atwater’s corner; thence North
86 degrees West 3725 feet to a
stake in the center of Fayetteville
Road, thence in a Southwesterly di
rection 473 feet to a stake corner
of J. W. Crutchfield’s property, con
taining 42.5 acres and designated as
tract No. one of the T. M. Crutch
field and J. W. Crutchfield lands, ac
cording to survey and plat made by
E. H. Copley, surveyor, December
1920, to which reference is hereby
made for a more particular descrip
tion of said land.
This sale is made by reason of
the failure of John Crutchfield &
wife, Mary Crutchfield to pay off
and discharge the indebtedness se
cured by said deed of trust to the
North Carolina Joint Stock Land
Bnak of Durham.
A deposit of 10% will be required
from the purchaser at the sale.
This the Bth day of April 1929.
FIRST NATIONAL COMPANY
OF DURHAM, INC., TRUSTEE,
FORMERLY FIRST NATIONAL
TRUST COMPANY.
Durham, N. C.
NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL
ESTATE
UNDER and by virtue of the
power of sale contained in that cer
tain deed of trust executed by W. C.
Brewer and wife, Myrtis Brewer, to
the undersigned Trustees, dated the
23rd day of December, 1925, and
duly recorded in the Registry of
Chatham County, N. C., in Book
GK, pages 373 et seq., default having
been made in the payment of the
indebtedness therein described, and
the holders of the indebtedness hav
ing made demand upon us to sell
the property hereinafter described,
the undersigned will, on
Saturday, the 18th day of May,
1929, at twelve o’clock noon, in front
of the Courthouse door in Pittsboro,
Chatham County, North Carolina,
offer for sale, to the highest bidder
for cash, the following described real
estate lying and being in Chatham
County, North Carolina, and being
more fully described and defined as
follows, VIZ:
FIRST TRACT: BEGINNING at
s
HAVE YOU SEEN OUR SPRING LINE OF
DRESS SHIRTS AT SI.OO TO $5.00?
UNDERWEAR, SILK OR COTTON. INTER
WOVEN SOCKS, SCHOBLE AND CHELSAN
HATS, GRIFFON SUITS, PETERS SOLID LEATH
ER SHOES, KEYSTONE TROUSERS, PIN CHECK
AND KHAKI TROUSERS, CARHARTT AND
AMERICAN ACE OVERALLS?
EVERYTHING MEN AND BOYS WEAR. LET
US SHOW YOU THESE ITEMS—ALL BEST
QUALITY.
Dairymple-Marks & Brooks
WICKER STREET SANFORD, N. C.
a pine on the west side of the road,
thence west 5 degrees along the old
line 120 poles and 6 links to a
stone, corner of lot No. 2; thence
south 82% degrees east 46 poles and
15 links to a stone in the old line;
thence north 4 degrees east along
the old line 125 poles and 10 links
to a stone; thence north 83 degrees
west 44 poles and 20 links to the
BEGINNING, and containing 35
acres, more or less.
SECOND TRACT: BEGINNING
at a stone in the old line; thence
south 5 degrees west 114 poles and
16 links along the old line to a stone;
corner of lot No. 3; thence south
83% degrees east 49 poles to a stone
in the old line; thence north 4 de
grees east along the old line 14 poles
and 3 links to a corner stone, cdrner
of lot No. 1; thence north 82% de
grees west 46 poles and 15 links to '
the BEGINNING, containing 35 (
acres, more or less. The first and
second tracts herein conveyed to W.
C. Brewer by deed which appears of
record in Book BG, page 226.
THIRD TRACT: BEGINNING at
a stone, northwest corner of lot No.
5 and running 84 chains and 74 links
to a stone; thence west 11 chains and
90 links to a stone; thence north
85 chains to a stone; thence east 11
chains and 80 links to the BEGIN
NING, and containing 100% acres,
more or less, see Book FY, page 300
et seq.
FOURTH TRACT: BEGINNING
at the northwest corner, Charlie
John’s corner, in Andrew Brady’s
line; thence east with Andrew Brady’s
line to W. C. Brewer’s corner;
thence south with the Brewer line
to W. D. Cheek’s rock corner; thence
west with W. D. Cheek’s line, to a
stake and rock pile in W. D. Cheek’s
line, Charlie Jones’ corner; thence
north with Charlie Jones’ line to the
BEGINNING, containing 52 acres,
more or less; see Book GB, page
356 et seq.
FIFTH TRACT: Lying and being
in the Town of Bennett, N. C., ad
joining the lancte of Mrs. Jettie Fork
ner, et als, and BEGINNING on
Chatham street, and running east 75
feet; thence north 98 feet to a stone;
thence w r est 75 feet to a stake on
Chatham street; thence south with
Chatham street 98 feet to the BE
GINNING, on which lot stands the
store building occupied by the Ben
nett Hardware Company.
SIXTH TRACT: Lying and being
in the Town of Bennett, N. C., ad
joining the lots of the People’s Bank
6 Trust Company, et als, and BE
GINNING at a point 94 feet from
the center of the main line of the
Bonlee & Western Railway, and run
ning west 50 feet; thence south 25
feet; thence east 50 feet to Chat
ham street; thence 25 feet with
Chatham street to the BEGINNING,
and being the lot conveyed to W. C.
Brewer by M. J. Presnell; see Book
GB, page 86 et seq.
SEVENTH TRACT: Lying and
being in the Town of Bennett, in <
Block G, and BEGINNING at Dr.
H. A. Denson’s corner on the east <
THURSDAY, MAY 16. T3?q
side of Chatham street, and running
east with his line 200 feet to an
alley; thence with said alley 200
to the Chatham street; thence witV
said Chatham street north 75
to the BEGINNING. ‘
EIGHTH TRACT: BEGINNING
at the intersection of Raleigh and
Lee streets, in the Town of Bennett
and running north with Lee Street
200 feet to an alley; thence with
said alley 200 feet to another alley
about west thence south 200 feet to
Raleigh street; thence with said
street 200 feet to the BEGINNING
EXCEPT a lot 100 feet square in
the southeast corner heretofore sold
off by the undersigned Trustees.
NINTH TRACT: BEGINNING at
3 Block G, on Raleigh street in the
Town of Bennett, N. C., and running
J north 200 feet? to an alley; thence
.west 200 feet to Chatham street
' thence south with said street 170 feet
to the corner of the store building
now occupied by G. M. Phillips
thence east with said store building
lot 60 feet to corner; thence south
on with said line 30 feet to Raleigh
street; thence with said street 40 feet
to the BEGINNING, the last describ
ed lots being the same conveyed to
W. C. Brewer by I. H. Dunlap by
deed bearing date of September 15,
1922, recorded in Registry of Chat
ham County (last three lots).
TENTH TRACT: Adjoining the
lands of A. H. Yow, Zeb Caviness
et als, and BEGINNING at a poplar
tree on the south bank of Flatt creek
running in an eastward direction up
said creek, its various courses I*B
chains and 75 links measured as a
straight line, to a stake on the south
bank of said creek, Corinna Brown
line with a ditch 6 chains and 25
links to a stake in the original line:
thence east 4 degrees south 2 chains’
and 20 links to a pine; thence north
4 degrees east 16 chains and 25
links to a stake, formerly a pine;
thence east 4 degrees south on the
original line 10 chains and 6 links to
an ashe on the north bank of Flatt
Creek; thence up said creek its vari
ous courses 9 chains and 50 links,
measured as a straight line to a
stake, formerly a post oak, on south
bank of said creek, A. H. Yow’s
corner; thence south 4 degrees east
20 chains and 17 links to a stake
at the old original corner; thence
south 4 degrees west on the original
line 26 chains and 0 links to a stake.
A. H. Yow’s and I. H. Dunlap’s
corner; thence west 4 degrees north.
42 chains and 25 links to a post oak
on the west side of Travers Branch;-
thence north 4 degrees east 24 chains
and 40 links to the BEGINNING, and
containing 150 acres, more or less;
see Book GK, page 67.
This the 17th day of April, 1929..
WALTER D. SILER
&
WADE BARBER,
“Do you mind if I eat while you;
smoke?”
“Not if you will let me hear the
orchestra.”