IS. T . By P. M. HALE. ADVERTISING BATES. Advertisements will he inserted for One Dollar per square (one inch) for the first and Fifty Cent for each snbaeqaentptibllcaHorf, ' ' Contracts for advertising for any space or time may be made at th4 office of the RALEIGH REGISTER, orrics: ........ tevllle St.. Second Floor Fisher Building. fyet RATES OK SCBSCRIPTIOH : One copy ' ear, mailed post-paid $2 00 Ualrigh -lister. StlD Y V. ... pTO?:(y- Jji . , name entered without payment, and i-er sent after expiration of time paid for. no pi THE Ks THAT NEVER HATCH. Merchant Traveller. . There is a young man oa the corner. Filled with life and strength and hope, l ooking far beyond the present, With the whole world In his scope. Ic is pracptng at to-morrow, That phantom none can catch; To-day is lost, He's waiting Kor the eggs that nerer hatch. There's an old man over yonder' With a worn and weary face, With searching anxious features, And weak, uncertain pace. He is living In the future, With no desire to catch Tbe polden Sow. He's waiting For the eggs that never hatch. There's a world of men and women, With their life's work yet undone, Who are sitting, standing, moving Beneath the same great sun; Ever eager for the future, But not content to snatch The Present. They are waiting For the eggs that will never hatch. VOL. II. RALEIGH, N. C,, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1885. NO. 93. THE MAN WHO DIDN'T. The Private HUtory of Campaign tbaf Failed. Mark Twain in December Century. You have heard from a great many peo ple who dm someining in me war; is u not fair and right that you listen a little moment to one who started out to do some thing in it, but didn't ! Thousands en tered the war. got just a taste of it, and then stepped out again, permanently. These, by their very numbers, are respect able and are therefore entitled to a sort of voice not a loud one, but a modest one; not a boastful one, but an apologetic one. They ought not to be allowed much space among better people people who did jomething I grant that; but they ought at least to be allowed to state why they didn't do anything, and also to explain the process by which they didn't do any thing. Surely this kind of light must have ;i sort of value. Out West there was a good deal of con- j fusion in men's minds during the first months of the great trouble a good deal of unsettled ness, of leaning first this way, then that, then the other way. It was hard for us to get our bearings. I call to mind an instance of this. I was piloting on the Mississippi when the news came that South Carolina had gone out of the Union on the 20th of December, 1860. My pilot mate was a New Yorker. He was trong for the Union; so was I. But he would not' listen to me with any patience; ,mv loyalty was smirched, to his eye, be cause "my father had owned slaves. I said, in palliation of this dark fact, that I had heard ruy father say, some years before he died, that slavery was a great wrong, and that he would free the solitary negro he then owned if he could think it right to five away the property of the family when he was so straitened in means. My mate retorted that a mere impulse was nothing anybody could pretend to a good im pulse; and went on decrying my Unionism and libeling mv ancestry. A month later tbe secession atmosphere had considerably j thickened on the Lower Mississippi, and I ' to fun. There was nothing serious in life to him. Aa far as he was concerned, this military expedition of ours was simply a holiday. I should aay that about half f us looked pon it in the same way; not consciously, perhaps, but unconsciously. We did not think ; we were not capable . if. , As for myself I wa'a full of unreason ing joy to fee done with turning out of bed at midnight and four, in the morning, for a while; grateful to have a change, new scenes, new occupations, a new interest. In ray thoughts that was as far as I went ; I did not go into the details; as a rule, one aoesn t at twenty-four. Another sample was Smith, the black smith's apprentice. This vast donkey had some pluck, of a slow And sluggish nature, but a soft heart; at one time be would knock a horse down for some imDrourietv. and at another he would get homesick and cry. However, he had one ultimate credit to his account which some of us hadn't: he stuck to the .war, and was killed in bat tle at last. Jo Bowers, another sample, was a huge, good-natured, flax-headed lubber; lazy, sentimental, full of harmless brag, a grum bler by nature; an experienced, industri ous, ambitious, and often quite picturesque liar, and yet not a successful one, for he had had no intelligent training, but was allowed to come up just any way. This life was serious enough to him, and seldom satisfactory. But he was a good fellow, anyway, and the boys all liked him. He was made orderly sergeant; Stevens was made corporal. These samples will answer and they are quite fair ones. Well, this herd of cattle started for the war. What could you ex pect of them? They did as well as they knew how, but really what was justly, to be expected of them? Nothing, I should say. That is what they did. We waited for a dark night, for caution and secrecy were necessary; then, toward midnight, we stole in couples and from various directions to the Griffith place, be yond the town; from that point we set out together on foot. Hannibal -lies at the ex treme southeastern corner of Marion Coun ty, on the Mississippi River; our objective point was the hamlet of New London, ten miles away, in Ralls County. The first hour was all fun, all idle non sense and laughter. Bat that could not be kept up. The steady trudging came to be like work ; the play hud somehow oozed out of it; the stillness of the" woods and tbe sombrcness of the night began to throw a depressing influence over the spirits of the boys, and presently the talk ing died out and each person shut himself up in his own thoughts. During the last half of the second hour nobody said a word. Now we approached a log farm-house where, according to report, there was a guard of five Union soldiers. Lyman call ing its jaw s till you could see dow n to its J keg of powdtir in his arms, whilst the com works. It whs m disagreeable animal, in roand were all mixed together, arms and every way. If I. took it by the bridle and legs, on the muddy slope; and soe fell, ried to lead it off the grounds, it would ! of course; -with the keg, and this started sit down and brage back, and no one could budge it. Howeyer, I was not entirely destitute of military resources, and I did Eresently manage to spoil this game ; for I ad seen many a steamboat aground in my time, and knew a trick or two which even a grounded mule! would be obliged to re spect. There was a well by the corn-crib; so I substituted thirty fathom of rope for the bridle, and fetched him home with the windlass. . I will anticipate here sufficiently to say that we did learn to ride, after some days' practice, but never well. We could not learn to like our animals; they were not choice ones, and most of them had annoy ing peculiarities of one kind or another. Stevens's horse would carry him, when he was not noticing, .under the huge excres cences which form on the trunks of oak trees, and wipe him out of tbe saddle; in this way Stevens got several bad hurts. Sergeant Bowera's horse was very large and tall, with slim, lbng legs, and looked like a railroad bridge. His size enabled him to reach all about, and as far as he wanted to, with his head; so he was always biting Bowers's legs. On the march, in the snn, Bowers slept a good deal ; and as soon as the horse recognized that he was asleep he would reach around and bite him on the leg. His legs were black and blue with bites. This was the only thing that could ever make him swear, but this always did : whenever the horse bit him he always swore, and of course Stevens, who laugh ed at everything, laughed at this, and would even get into such convulsions over it as to lose his balance and fall off his horse; and them Bowers, already irritated by tbe pain of the horse-bite, would resent the laughter with hard language, and there the whole detachment down the hill in a body, and they landed in the brook at the bottom in a pile, and each that was under most pulling the hair and scratching and biting those that were on top of him; and those that were being scratched and bitten scratching and biting the rest in their turn, and all saying they would die before they would ever go to war again if they ever trot out of this brook this time, and the invader might rot for all they cared, and the coun try along with him and all such talk as that, which was dismal to hear and take part in, in such smothered, low voices, and such a grisly, dark place, and so wet, and the enemy may be coming any mo ment. The keg of powder was lost, and the guns too; so the growling and complaining continued straight along whilst the brig ade pawed around the pasty hillside and slopped around in the brook hunting for these things; consequently we lost consid erable time at this ; and then we heard a sound, and held our breath and listened, and it seemed to be the enemy coming, though it could have been a cow, for it had a cough like a cow ; but we did not wait, but left a couple of guns behind and struck out for Mason's again as briskly as we conld scramble along in the dark. But we got lost presently among the rugged little ravines, and wasted a deal of time finding the way again, so it was after nine whon w rMphixi Miunn'i ntiln at last: and then before we could open our mouths to give the countersign, several dogs came bounding over the fence, with great riot and noise, and each of them took a soldier by the slack of his trousers and began to f back away with him. We could not shoot the dogs without endangering the persons would be a quarrel; so that horse made no j they were attached to; so we had to look end of trouble and bad blood in the com mand. However, I will get back to where I was our first afternoon in the sugar-camp. The sugar-troughs came very handy as horse-troughs, and wc had plenty of corn to fill them with. I ordered Sergeant Bowers to feed my mule; but he said that if I reckoned bje went to war to be dry nurse to a mulei it wouldn't take me very longto find out my mistake. I believed that this was insubordination, but I was full of uncertainties about everything mil itary, and so I let the thing pass, and went and ordered Smith, the blacksmith's ap prentice, to feed the mule; but he merely gave me a large cold, sarcastic grin, such as an ostensibly scven-yeur-old horse gives you when you lift his lip and find he is fourteen, and turned his back upon me. I then went to the Captain, and asked if it was not right4 and proper and military for me to have an orderlv. He said it was, on, helpless, at what was pernaps tne most mortifying spectacle of the civil war. There was light enough, and to spare, for the- Masons had now run out on the porch with candles in their hands. The old man and his son came and undid the dogs with out difficulty, all but Bowers's; but they couldn't undo his dog; they didn't know his combination ; he was of the bull kind, and seemed to be set with a Tale time- lock : but they got him loose at last with f some scalding water, of which Bowers got his share and returned thanks. Peterson Dunlap afterwards made up a fine name for this engagement, and also for the night march which preceded it, but both have long ago faded out of my memory. Wc now went into the house, and they began to ask us a world of questions, whereby it presently came out that we did not know anything concerning who or what wc were running from; so the old gentlemau made himself very frank, and day, the women were busy and out of our sight; there was no sound but the plaint ive wailing of a spinning-wheel, forever moaning out from some distant room, the most lonesome sound in nature.a sound steeped and sodden with homesickess and the emptiness of life. The family went to bed about dark every night, and as we were not invited to intrude any new cus toms, we naturally followed theirs. Those nights wcie a. hundred years long to youths accustomed to being up till twelve. Wc lay awake and miserable , till that hour every time, and grew old and de crepit waiting through the still eternities for the clock-strikes. This is no place for town boys. So at last it was with some thing very like joy that we received the news that the enemy were on our track again. With a new birth of the old war rior spirit, we sprang to our places in line of battle and fell back on Camp Ralls. Captain Lyman had. taken a hint from Mason's talk, and he now gave orders that our camp should be guarded against sur prises by the posting of pickets. I was ordered to place a picket at the forks of the road in Hyde's prairie. Night shut down black and threatening. I told Ser geant Bowers to go out to that place and stay till midnight; ana, just as l was ex pecting.he said he wouldn't do it. I tried to get others to go, but allVcf used. Some excused themselves on account of the weather; but the rest were frank enough to say that they would not go in any kind of weather. This kind of thing sounds odd now, and impossible, but there was no surprise in it at the time. On tbe con trary, it seemed a perfectly natural thing to do. There were scores of little camps scattered over Missouri where the same thing was happening. These camps were composed of young men who had been born and reared to a sturdy independence, and who did not know what it meant to be ordered around by Tom, Dick and Harry, whom they had known familiarly all their lives, in the village or on the farm. It is quite within the probabilities that this same thing was happening all over the South. James Red path recognized the jus tice of this assumption, and furnished tbe following instance in support of it. Dur ing a short stay in East Tennessee be was in a citizen colonel's tent one day, talking, when a big private appeared ut the door, and without salute or other circumlocu tion said to the colonel : " Say, Jim, I'm a-goin' home for a few days." . What for?" ed a halt; and there, in the deep gloom of ! but as there was only one orderly in the said we were a curious breed of soldiers, corps, it was but rigut mat nc should have Bowers on his staff. himself Bowers the overhanging branches, hu began to liicnnr a lilon nf aA1l)t linOll that llOUSe. which made the gloom more depressing said he would not serve on anybody's staff; j eminent coi eforc. It was a crucial mo- and U anybody thought he coma mase j saoe-ieamer and guessed we could be depended on to end up the war in time, Igeeajise, no gov- could stand tbe expeuse of tbe than it was before. ment; wo realized, with a cold suddenness, that here was no jest wo were standiog face to face with actual war. We were equal to the occasion. In our respouse there was no hesitation, no indecision: wb said that if Lyman wanted to meddle with those soldiers, he could go ahead and do it; but if he waited for us to follow we should cost it trying to became a rebel ; so did he. Wc were to- j him, he would wait a long time. setter in New Orleans, the 26th of Janu ary, when Louisiana went out of the Union, j He did his full share of the rebel shouting, j but was bitterly opposed to letting me do mine. He said that I came of bad stock j of a father who had been willing to set j slaves free. In the following summer he j was piloting a Federal gun-boat and shout- j getting mrr for the l.mon aoain. ana I wasia Confederate army. I held his note for some borrowed money. He was one of the most upright men I ever knew; but be repudi ated that note without hesitation, because I was a rebel, and the son of a man who owned slaves. In that summerof 1841 the first wash of the wave of war broke upon the shores of Missouri. Our State was invaded by the Union forces. They took possession of St. Louis, Jefferson Barracks, and some other points. The Governor, Claib Jackson, issued his proclamation calling out fifty thousand militia to repel the invader. I was visiting in the small town where mv boyhood had been spent Hannibal, Marion county. SeTeral of us got together in a secret place by night and formed our selves into a military company. One Tom Lyman, a young fellow of a good deal of spirit, but of no military experience, was made caotain: 1 was made second lieuten ant. We had no first lieutenant; I do uot know whv: it was long ago. There were fifteen of us. By the advice of ;m innocent connected with the organi zation, wc called ourselves the Marion Rangers. I do not remember that any one found fault with the name. I did not; I t bought i t sounded quite well. The young fellow who proposed this title was perhaps a fair sample of the kind of stuff we were made of. He was young, ignorant, good natured, well-meaning, trivial, full of ro mance, and given to reading chivalric novels and singing forlorn love ditties. He had some pathetic little nickel-plated aris tocratic instincts, and detested nis name, which was Dunlap; detested it, partly be cause it was nearly as common in that re gion as Smith, but mainly because it had a plebeian sound to his ear. So he tried to ennoble it bv writing it in this way: .7 Unlajj. That contented his eye, but left his ear unsatisfied, for people gave the new name the same old pronunciation empha sis on the front end of it. He then did the bravest thing that can be imagined a thing to make one shiver when one remem bers how tbe world is given to resenting liams and affectations; he began to write f Un Lav. And he waited patiently through the long storm of mud that was flung at this work of art, and he 'had his reward at last; for he lived to sec that name accepted, and the emphasis put uere he wanted it, by people who had known him all his life, and to whom the tribe of Dunlaps had been as familiar as the uiu and the sunshine for forty years. 8a Mire of victory at last is the courage thSt cau wait. He said he had found, by con Milting some Ancient French chronicles, i lit t the Bara4 wuh rightly and originally vrittcn d'Un-Lap; and said that if it were Manslated into English it would mean Pe terson : Imp. Latin or Greek, he said, for stone or rock, same as the French-pierre, that is t say, Peter; ?, of or from; un, a or one; hence, dUn Lap, of'orfrom a stone r-r a Peter; that is to say, one who is the -on of a stone, the son of a Feter Peter sun. Our militia company was not learned, and the explanation confused them ; so they called him Peterson Dunlap. He proved uselul to ms in his way; he named our camps for us, and he generally struck a name that; was "no slouch,'! as the boys -aid. ' That, is one sample of us. Another was Ed Stevens, son of the town jeweler trim built, handsome, graceful, , neat as a cat; bright, educated, but given overentirely Lyman urged, pleaded, tried to shame us, but it had no effect. Our course was plain, our minds were made up: we would flank tbe farm-house go out around. And that is what we did. We struck into the woods and entered upon a rough time, stumbling over roots, i- . -. . . , tangled in vines, ana torn ny At last we reached an open place in a safe region, and sat down, blown and hot, to cool off and nurse our swatches and bruises. Lyman was annoyed, but the rest of us were cheerful; we had flank ed the farm-house, we had made our first military movement, and it was a success; we had nothing to fret about, we were feeling just the other way. Horse-play and laughing began again; the expedition was become a holiday frolic once more. Then we had two more hours of dull trudging and ultimate silence and depres sion ; then, about dawn, we straggled into New London, soiled, heel-blistered, fagged with our little march, and all of us except Stevens in a sour and raspy humor and nrivatelv down on the war. We stacked our shabby old shot-guns in Colonel Ralls's barn, and then went in a body and break fasted with .that veteran of the Mexican war. Afterwards he took us to a distant meadow, and there in the shade of a tree we listened to an old-fashioned speech from him, full of gunpowder and glory.full of that adjective-piling, mixed metaphor, and windy declamation which was regard ed as eloquence in that ancient time and that remote region ; ana tnen ne swore us on the Bible to be faithful to the State of Missouri and drive all invaders from her soil, no matter whence they might come, or under what flag they might march. This mixed us considerably, and we could not make out iust what service -we were embarked in : but Cononel Ralls, tbe prac ticed politician and phrase-juggler, was not similarly in doubt; he knew quite clearly that he had invested us in the cause of the" Southern Confederacy. He closed the solemnities by belting around me the sword which his neighbor, Colonel Brown, had worn at Buena Vista and Molino del Rey; and he accompanied this act with another impressive blast. Then we formed in line of battle and marched four miles to a shady and pleas ant piece of woods on the border of the far reaching expanses of a flowery prairie. It was an enchanting region for war our kind of war. We pierced the forest about half a mile, and took up a strong position, with some low, rocky, and wooded hills behind us, and a purling, limpid creek in front. Straiirhtwav half the command were in swimming, and the other half fishing. The ass with the French name gave this posi tion a romantic title, but it was too long, so the boys shortened and simplified it to Camp Ralls. We occupied an old maple-sugar camp, whose half-rotted troughs were still prop ped against the trees. A long corn-crib served for sleeping quarters forthe bat talion. On our left, half a mile away, was Mason's farm and house; and he was a friend to the cause. Shortly after noon the farmers began to arrive from several directions, with mules and horses for our use, and these they lent us for as long as the war might last, which they judged would be about three months. The ani mals were of all sizes, all colors, and all breeds. They were mainly young and frisky, and nobody in the command could stay on them long at a time; for we were town boys, and ignorant of horsemanship. The creature that fell to my share was a very small mule, and yet so quick and. active that it could throw me without dif ficulty; and it did this, whenever I got pa it. Then it would bray stretching .its nbck out, laying its ears back, and spread- him.let him try it. So, of course.the thing j follow us around. "Marion liangert! good had to be dmped; there was no other : name, b'gosh!" said he. And wanted to way. , know why we hadn't had a picket guard Next, nobody would cook: it was con- j at the place where the road entered the sidered a degradation; so we bad no ; prairie, and why we hadn't sent out a dinner. We lazied the rest of the pleasant i scouting party to spy out the enemy and afternoon awav, some dozing under the ( bring us an account of his strength, ana trees, some smoking cob-pipes and talking j sweethearts amd war, and some playing games. By late supper time all hands were j famished: and to meet the difficulty all , hands turned o, on an equal footing, and , gathered wood, built fires, and cooked the , meal. Afterwards everything was smooth for a while; the trouble broke out between the corporal and the sergeant, each claim ing to rank' the other. Nobody knew which was the higher office; so Lyman had to settle the matter by making the rank of both officers equal. The commander of an ignorant ceew like that has many troubles and vexatiomiwhich probably do not occur in the regular army at alL' However, with the song-singing and yarn-spinning around the camp-fire, everything presently became serene again; and by and by we raked the corn down level in one end of the crib, and went to bed .on it, tying a horse to the door, so that he would neigh if any one tried to get in. We Lad some horsemanship drill every forenoon; then, afternoons, we rode off here and there in squads a few miles, and visited the farmers' girls, and had a youth ful good time, and got an honest good dinner or supper, and then home again to camp, happy and content. For a time; life was idly delicious, it was perfect;' there was nothing to mar it. Then came some farmers with an alarm one day. They said it was rumored that the enemy were advancing in our direction, from over Hyde's prairie. The result was a sharp stir among us. and general con sternation. It was a rude awakening from our pleasant trance. The rumor was but a rumor nothing definite about it; so in the confusion, we did not know which way to retreat. Lyman was for not retreat ing at all, in these uncertain circumstances ; but he found that if he tried to maintain that attitude he would fare badly, for the command were in no humor to put up with insubordination. So he , yielded the point and called a council of war- to con sist of himself and the three other officers; but the privates made such a fuss about being left out, that we had to allow them to be present. I mean we had to allow them to remain, for they were already present, and doing most of the talking too. The question was, which way. to retreat; but all were so flurried that nobody seem ed to have even a guess to offer. Except Lyman. He explained in a few calm words, that inasmuch as the enemy were approaching from over Hyde's prairie, our course was simple : all we had to do was not to retreat toward him ; any other direc tion would answer our needs perfectly. Everybody saw in k monent how true this was, and how wise; so Lyman got a great many compliments. It was now decided that w&should fall back on Mason's farm. It was after dark by this time, and as we could not know how soon the enemy might arrive, it did not seem best to try to take the horses and things with us; 60 we only took the guns and ammunition, and started at once. The route was Very rough and hilly and rocky, and presently the night grew very black and rain began to fall ; so we had a troublesome time of it, strug gling and stumbling along in the dark; and soon some person slipped and fell, and then ttc next person behind stumbled over him and fell, and so did the rest, one after the other; and then Bowers came with the When the movement was completed, each man knew that he was not the only person who had crept to the front wall and had his eye at a crack between the logs. No, we were all there; all there with our hearts in our throats, and staring out to ward the sugar-troughs where the forest foot-path came through. It was late, and there was a deep woodsy stillness every where. There was a veiled moonlight, which was only just strong enough to enable us to mark the general shape of objects. Presently muffled sound caught our ears, and we recognized it as the hoof-beats of a horse or horses. And right away a fig ure appeared in the forest path; it could have been made, out of smoke, its mass had so little sharpness of outline. It was a man on horseback ; and it seemed to me that there were others behind him. I got hold of a gun in the dark, and pushed it through a crack between the logs, hardly knowing what I was doing, I was so daz ed with fright. Somebody said "Fire!'' I pulled the trigger. 1 seemed to see a hund red flashes and hear a hundred reports, then I saw the man fall down out of the saddle. My first feeling was of surprised gratification ; my first impulse was an ap-Drentice-sportsman's impulse to run and pick up his game. Somebody said hard ly audibly, "Good we've got him.! wait for the rest.'' But the rest did not come. We waited- listened still no more came. There was not a found, not a whisper of a leaf; just perfect stillness; an uncanny kind of stillness, which was all the more uncanny on account of the damp, earthy, late-night smells now rising and pervading it. Then, wondering, we crept stealthily out, and approached the man. When we got to him the moon revealed him dis tinctly. He was lying on his back, with his arms abroad ; his mouth was open and his chest heaviug with long gasps,and his white shirt front was all splashed with blood. The thought shot through me that I was a murderer; that I had killed a man a man who had never done me any harm. That was the coldest sensation that ever went through my marrow. I was down by him in a moment, helplessly stroking his forehead; and I would have given anything then my own life freely to make him again what he had been five minutes before. All the boys seemed to be feeling in the same way; they hung over him, full of pitying inter est, and tried all they could to help him, and said all sorts of regretful things. They had forgotten all about the enemy; they thought only of this one forlorn unit of " Well, I hain't b'en there for a right i the foe. Once my imagination persuaded smart while, and I'd like to see how things i me that the dying man gave me a reproach iscomin'ou." j ful look oul of his shadowy eyes, and it " How long are you going to be gone?" j seemed to mc that I could rather he bad "'Bout two weeks.'" i stabbed n. e than done that. He muttered including myself, mounted and left on the instant ; the others yielded to persuasion and staid staid through the war. An hour later wc met General Harris on the road, with two or three people in his company his staff, probably, but we could not tell; none of them were in uni form ; uniforms had not come into vogue among us yet. Harris ordered us back; but we told him there was a Union colonel coming with a whole regiment in his wake, and it looked as if there was going to be a disturbance; so we had concluded to go home. He raged a little, bu( it was of no use; our minds were made up. We had dme our share; had killed one man, exter minated one army, such as it was; let him go and kill the rest, and that would end the war. I did not see that brisk young general again until last year; then he was wearing white hair and whiskers. In time I came to know that Union col onel whose coming frightened me out of the war and crippled the Southern cause to that extent General Grant. I came within a few hours of seeing him when he was as unknown as I was myself ; at a time when anybody could have said, "Grant? Ulysses S. Grant ? I do not remember hearing the name before." It seems diffi cult to realize that there was once a time when such a remark could be rationally made; but there uas. and I was within a few miles of the place and the occasion too, though proceeding in the other direction. The thoughtful will not throw this war paper of mine lightly aside as being value less. It has this value: it is a not unfair picture of what went on in many and many a militia camp in the first months of the rebellion, when the green recruits were without discipline, without the steadying and heartening influence of trained leaders; when all their circumstances were new and strange, and charged with exaggerated terrors, and before the invaluable experi ence of actual collision in the field had turned them from rabbits into soldiers. If this side of the picture of that early day has not before been put into history, then history has been to that degree incomplete, for it had and has its rightful place there. There was more Bull Run . material scat tered through the early camps of this coun try than exhibited itself at Bull Run. And yet it learned its trade presently, and helped to fight the great battles later. I could have become a soldier myself, if I had waited. I had got part of it learned ; I knew more about retreating than the man that invented retreating. THE METHODISTS. Appointments or Preacher Tor 1886. I Charlotte Democrat .! "Well, don't be gone longer than that; and mumbled like a dreamer in his sleep, BALKIGH district N. H. D. wrxsos, p. e. It was always my impression that that was what the horse was there for, and I know that tt was also tbe Impression of at least one other of tbe command, for we talked about it at tbe time, and admired the military Ingenuity of the device; but when I was out West three years ago I was told by Mr. A. G. Fuqna, a member of bur company, that the horse was his, that leaving bim tied at the door was a matter of mere forgetf ulness, and that to attribute it to intelligent invention was to give him quite too much credit. . In support of his position, he called my attention to the suggestive fact that the artifice was not employed again. I bad not thought of that before! i V . . so on. bctore jumping op anu siampe-nng out of a strong position upon a mere vague rumor and so on and so forth, till he made us feel shabbier than the dogs had done, not half so enthusiastically welcome. So we went to bed shamed and low-spirited; except Stevens. Soon Stevens began to devise a garment for Bowers which, could be made to automatically display his battle-scars to the grateful, or conceal them from tbe envious, according to his occa sions; but Bowers was in no humor for this, so there was a fight, and when it was over Stevens bad some battle-scars of his own to think aboB(. Then wc got a little sleep. But after all we had gone through, our activities were not over for the night; for about two o'clock in the morning we heard a shout of warning from down the lane, accompa nied by a chorus from all the dogs, and in a moment everybody was up and flying around to find out what the alarm was about. The alarmist was a horseman who gave notice that a detachment of Union soldiers was on its way from Hannibal with orders to capture and hang any bands like ours which it could find, and said we had no time to lose. Farmer Mason was in a flurrv this time, himself. He hurried us out of the house with all haste, and sent one of his negroes with us to show us where to hide ourselves and our tell-tale guns among the ravines half a mile away It was raining heavily. We struck down the lane, then across some rocky pasture-land which afforded good advantages for stumbling; conse quently wc were down in the mud most of the time, and every time a man went down ho blackguarded the war, and the people that started it, and everybody con nected with it, and gave himself the mas ter dose of all 'for being so foolish as to go into it. At last we reached the wooded mouth of a ravine, and there we huddled beneath the streaming trees, and sent the negro back home. It was a dismal and heart-breaking time. We were like to be drowned with the rain, deafened with the howling wind and the booming thunder, and blinded by the lightning. It was in deed a wild night. The drenching we were getting was misery enough, but a deeper misery still was the reflection that the halter might end us before we were a day older. A death of this shame ful sort bad not occurred to us as being among the possibilities of war. It took the romance all out of the campaign, and turned our dreams of glory into a repul sive nightmare. As for doubting that so barbarous an order had been given, not one of us did that. The long night wore itself out at last, and then the negro came to us with the news that tbe alarm had manifestly been a false one, and that breakfast Would soon be ready. Straightway we were light-hearted again, and the world bright, and life as full of hope and promise as ever for we were young then. How long ago that was! Twenty-four years. The mongrel child of philology named the night's refuge Camp Devastation, and no soul objected. The Masons gave us a Missouri country breakfast, in Mis- sourian abundance, and we needed it: hot biscuits: hot "wheat bread" prettily criss crossed in a lattice pattern on top; hot com none: fried chicken; bacon, coilce, pctfra milk, buttermilk, etc. ; and the world mav bo confidently challenged to furnish the equal to such ft breakfast as it is cooked in the South., ,i We staid several days at .Mason's; and after all these, years the memory. of the dullness, the stillness and Jifelessness of that slumberous farm house still oppresses my spirit as with a sense , of the presence of death and mourning. sTbere was tooth ing to do, nothing to thinte-'bout;: there was no interest in iife.U! The male part of tho household were away in the fields all and get back sooner if you can. That was all, and the citizen officer re sumed his conversation where the private had broken it off . This was in the first months of the war.of course. The camps in our part of Missouri were under Brigadier-General Thomas II. Harris. He was a townsman of ours, a first rate fellow, and well liked; but wc had all familiarly known bim as the sole and modest-salaried operator in our telegraph office, where he had to send about one dispatch a week in ordinary times, and two when there was a rush of business; consequently, when he appeared in our midstonc day, on the wing.and delivered a military command of some sort, in a large military fashion, nobody was surprised at the response which he got from the assembled sol diery: " Oh, now. what'il you take to don't. Tom Harris! " It was quite the natural thing. One might justly imagine that we wcie hope less material lor war. And so we seemed, in our ignorant state ; but there were those among us who afterward learned the grim trade; learned to obey like machines; be came valuable soldiers; fought all through the war, and came out at the end with ex cellent records. One of the very boys that refused to go out on picket duty that night, and called me an ass for thinking he would expose himself to danger in such a fool hardy way, had become distinguished for intrepidity before he was a year older. 1 did secure my picket that night not by authority, but by diplomacy. I got Bowers to go, by agreeing to exchange ranks with him for the time being, and go along and stand the watch with him as his subordinate. We staid out there a couple of dreary hours in the pitchy dark ness and the rain, with nothing to modify the dreariness but Bowers's monotonous growling at the war and the weather ; then we began to nod, and presently found it next to impossible to stay in the saddle; so we gave up the tedious job. and went back to the camp without waiting for the relief guard. We rode into camp with out interruption or objection from any body, and the enemy could have done the same, for there were no sentries. Every body was asleep ; at midnight there was nobody to send out another picket, so none was sent. We never tried to estab lish a watch at night again, as far as I re member, but we generally kept a picket out in the day time. In that camp the whole command slept on the corn in the big corn-crib; and there was usually a general row before morning, for the place was full of rats, and they would scramble over the boys' bodies and faces, annoying and irritating everybody ; and now and then they would bite some one's toe, and the person who owned the toe would start up and magnify his Eng lish and begin to throw corn in the dark The ears were half as heavy as bricks, and when thev struck they hurt. The persons struck would respond, and inside of five minutes everv man would be locked in a death grip with his neighbor. There was a grievous deal of blood shed in the corn crib, but this was all that was spilt while I was in the wnr. No, that is not quite true. But for one circumstance it would have been all. I will come to that now. Our scares were frequent. Every few days rumors would come that the enemy were approaching. In these cases we al ways fell back on some other camp of ours ; we never staid where we were. But the rumors always turned out to be false; so at last even we began to grow indifferent to them. One night a negro was sent to our corn-crib with the same old warning: the enemy was hovering in our neighbor hood. We all said let him hover. We resolved to stay still and be comfortable. It was a fine warlike resolution, and uo doubt we all felt the stir of it in our veins for a moment. We had been having a v and down now, and presently the fast-waning fire of forced jokes and forced laughs died out altogether, and the company be came silent. Silent and nervous. And soon uneasy worried apprehensive. We had said we would stay, and we were committed. We could have been persuaded to go, but there was nobody brave enough to sXiggest it. An almost .noiseless movement presently began in the dark, by a general but unvoiced impulse. about his wife and his child ; and I thought with a new despair, " This thing that I have done does not end with him; it falls upon them too, and they never did me any harm, any more than he." In a little while the man was dead. He was killed in war; killed in fair and legit imate war; killed in battle, as you may say; and yet he was as sincerely mourned by the opposing force as if he had been their brother. The boys stood there a half hour sorrowing over him, and recalling the details of the tragedy, and wondering who he might be, and if he were a spy, and saying that if it were to do over again they would not hurt him unless he attacked them first. It soou came out that mine was not the only shot fired ; there were five others a division of the guilt which was a grateful relief to me, since it in some de gree lightened and diminished the burden I was carrying. There were six shots fired at once; but 1 was not in my right mind at the time, and ray heated imagination had magnified my one shot into a volley. Tbe man was not in uniform, and was not armed. He was a stranger in the country ; that was all we ever found out about him. The thought of him got to preying upon me every night; I could not get rid of it. I could not drive it away, the taking of that unoffending life seemed such a wanton thing. And it seemed an epitome of war; that all war must be just that the killing of strangers against whom you feel no personal animosity; strangers whom, in other circumstances, you would help if you found them in trouble, and who would help you if you needed it. My campaign was spoiled. It seemed to me that I was not rightly equipped for this awful business; that war was intended for men, and I for a child's nurse. I resolved to retire from this avocation of sham sol diership while I could save some remnant of my self-respect. These morbid thoughts clung to me against reason; for at bottom I did not believe I had touched that man. The law of probabilities decreed me guilt less of his blood ; for in all my small expe rience with guns I had never bit anything I had tried to hit, and I knew I had done my best to hit him. Yet there was no solace in the thought. Against a diseased imagination, demonstration goes for nothing. The rest ol my war experience was oi a piece with what I have already told of it. We kept monotonously falling back upon one camp or another, and eating up the country. I marvel now at the patience of the farmers and their families. They ought to have shot us; on the contrary, they were as hospitably kind and courteous to us as if we had deserved it. In one of these camps we found Ab Grimes, an Upper Mississippi pilot, who afterwards became famous as a dare-devil rebel spy, whose career bristled with desperate adventures. The look and style of his comrades sug gested that they had not come into the war to play, and their deeds made good the conjecture later. They were fine horsemen and good revolver-shots ; but their favorite arm was the lasso. Each had one at his nommel. and could snatch a man out of the saddle with it every time, on a full gal loo. at any reasonable distance. T . f In another camp tne cniei was a nere and nrofane old blacksmith of sixty, and he had furnished his twenty recruits with gigantic home-made bowie-knives, to be swung with the two hands, like the machetes of the Isthmus. It was a grisly spectacle to see that earnest band practic ing their murderous cuts and slashes under the eve of that remorseless old ianatic. The last camp which we fell back upon was in a hollow near the village of Florida, where I was born in Monroe county. Here wo were warned, one day, that a Union colonel was sweeping down on us with a whole regiment at his heels. This looked decidedly serious. Our boys went apart and consulted ; then we went back ery jolly time, that was full of horse-play and told the other companies present that nd school-boy hilarity ; but that cooled the war was a disappointment to us and we were going to disband, iney were getting ready, themselves, to fall back on some place or other, and were only wait ing fr General Tom Harris, who was ex pected to arrive at any moment; so iney tried to persuade us to wait a little while, but the majority of us said no, we were accustomed to falling back, and didn't need any of Tom Harris's help; we could get along perfectly well without him and save time too. So about half of our fifteen, Raleigh, Edenton Street, W. C. Norman ; Person Street, W. L. Cunninggim; Brook lyn and Macedonia mission to be supplied by J. F. Butt. . Cary, J. B. Martin; Rolcs ville, Philip Greening ;Smithfield, Solomon Pool; Clayton, A. IS. Wiley; lar ttivcr, J. J. Ren'n; Youngsville, B. C. Allred; Louisburg, Alpbeus"McCullen ; Oxford sta tion, T. A. Boone; Oxford circuit, N. E. Coltrane ; Henderson, J. D. Arnold ; Buck horn, J. E. Thompson and I. W. Avent; Earpsboro mission, D. A. Watkins; New ton Grove mission, E. Pope and one to be supplied; Raleigh Christian Adcoeate, F. L. Reid. CHABLOTTE DISTRICT T. W. GUTHRIE, P. E. Charlotte, Tryon Street, W. M. Robey; Charlotte, Church Street, J. B. Hurley; Charlotte circuit. W. F. Coffin; Matthew's, M. H. Hoyle, S. M. Davis, Sup.; Clear Creek, F. B. McCall; Pineville, J. Ed Thompson ; Pleasant Grove, Oliver Ryder ; Monroe station, F. D. Swindell ; Monroe circuit, T. S. Ellington; Wadesboro sta tion, W. C. Gannon ; Wadesboro circuit, R. S. Webb; Anson ville. M. H. Moore; Lilesville, G. W. Hardison. WILMINGTON DI8T. P. J. CAERAWAY, P. E. Wilmington, Front Street, E. A. Yates; Fifth Street, D. II. Tuttle. Topsail, Isaac A. White; Duplin, A. G. Gantt; Magnolia, W. A. Forbes; Clinton. J. T. Kendall and R. L. Warlick; Cokesbury, J. L. Keen; Bladen, C. P. Jerome; Elizabeth, Daniel May ; Whiteville, J. M. Downum ; Carver's Creek, S. R. Belk; Waccamaw, C. W. Godwin; Smithfield, M. M. McFarland; Brunswick, Thomas C. Lovin ; Onslow, to be supplied by Z. Paris; Rocky Point High School, J. C. Crisp. FAYETTKVILLE DIST. 8. D. ADAJIS, P. E. Fayetteville, J. T. Gibbe; Campbellton mission, J. J. Grigg; Cumberland, W. 8. Hales: Lumfcerton, J. T. Finlayson; Rob eson, Jonathan Sandford ; Ashpole mission, John A. Hornaday; Laurinburg, J. T. Lyon; St. John's, L. E. Stacy ; Rocking ham station.'J. H. Page; Rockingham cir cuit. F. L. Townsend ; Manly mission, M. A. Smith; Carthage, W. B. Doub; Jones boro, W. Oscar Hightower; Cape Fear, W. S. Chaflin; Lillington, .1. H. Hall. STATE8VIM.E DISTRICT R. A. WILLIS, P. E. j Statesville station, James II. Cordon, j and James Wilson, Sup. ; Statesville cir cuit, W. M. Bagby; Moorcsville, A. P. Tyer; Iredell, George W. lvey; Kock Spring, M. V. Bherrui; newton, v. m. Gentry; Catawba, A. M. Lowe ; Alexander, J. T. Abernethy ; Caldwell, Robert M. Tay lor; Lenoir, J. C. Rowe; Wilkes, G. W. Fisher, and E. J. Eudaily, up. ; uoanng River mission, J. D . Uraven; iLiKin ana Jonesville, J. M. Ashby ; Mt. Airy station, W. H. Townsend ; Mt. Airy circuit, j. r. Snow; Dobson, B. A. York; Yadkinville, J. W. Puett; Oak Institute, J. U Tnplett, principal. NEWBERN DISTRICT J. T. HARRIS, P. E. Ncwbern, L. W. Crawford; Goldsboro station, L. S. Burkhead ; Goldsboro circuit, J. F. Washburn; Wayne,,R. C. Beaman; Mt. Olive, P. L. Groome; Kinston, N. M. Jurney ; Snow Hill, P. L, Herman ; La Grange, W. W. Rose; Lenoir mission, N. A. Hooker ; Craven, W. J. Crowson ; Jones, A TV Betts-. Morehead. C. W. Bvrd; Beau fort. J. W. Jones: Carteret, to be supplied bv W. H. Puckett; Neuse mission, to be supplied by 8. F. Becton ; Pamlico, James Mahonev: Straits mission, to be supplied by E. D. Hoover ; Cove Sound mission, T. J. Browning. WARRENTON DISTRICT J. S. NELSON, P. E. Warrenton, R. O. Burton; Warren, L. J. Holden; Ridgeway, Jno. . Uole; Koa noke, T. P. Bonner; Weldon and Halifax station, W. B. North; Halifax circuit, T. B. Reeks; Scotland Neck mission, J. G. Nelson; Wilson station, J. R. Brooks; Wil son mission, B. B. Holder; Nashville, Z. T. Harrison; Edgecombe, A. R. Raven; Central Institute for Young Ladies, J. M. Rhodes, Principal. WASHINGTON DIST. W. H. MOORE, P. E. Washington, T. P. Ricaud, W. H. Call, Sup. ; South Edgecombe, B. B. Culbreth; Tarboro and Bethel, T. J. Gattis; William ston, J. O. Guthrie; Greenville, F. A. Bishop ; Pitt mission, R. B. Gilliam ; Swift Creek mission, L. O. Wyche ; Aurora, to be supplied; Bath, N. H. Guy ton; Ply mouth. William k. ware: uoiumma, v. Second Floor of Fisher Building, Fayetteviu Street, next to Market House. ter; Fairfield, E.l. Pell; Swan Quarter, to be supplied by William Lowe ; Hatteras mission, J. Y. Pfegram ; Portsmouth and Ocracoke, Valanee G. Rollins. TRINITY COLLEGE blST. V. A. SIIARPE.P. E. Randolph, F. I. Wood and C. O. Du rant, J. F. Keejrans, Sup.; Thomasville and High Point, iS. V. Hoyle; Davidson. D. L. Earnhardt Lexington, J. E. Gay; Abbott's Creek -f mission, S. D. Peeler; Randleman, R. IF. Bumpass; Franklins ville, D. A. Futiell; Deep River, W. F. Cutchin T. C.i Moses, Sup.; Uwharrie, G. B. Perry; Jackson Hill, to be supplied ; Montgomery, J.fE. Woolley; Pekin, F. M. Shambergerj Mount Gilead, M. W. Boyles; Trinity College, Prof. J. F. Heit man. Transferred J. B. Bobbitt to Baltimore Conference ; James D. Forkner to Virginia Conference, and appointed to Patrick cir cuit; Hugh F. Wiley, to Holston Confer ence, and appointed to Waynesvillo. DURHAM DI8THICT W. 8. BLACK, P. K. Durham statioh, W. 8. Creasy ; Durham circuit, W. S. Dims; West and East End mission, Amos Qregson ; Hillsboro, L. E. Thompson ; Chapel Hill, R. B. John; Per son, J. R. Griffith ; Leasburg, L. L. Nash ; Alamance, L. L Johnson; Haw River, B. R. Hall ; Pittsboro, R. T. N. Stephenson ; Granville, J. E. Underwood; University of North Carolina Prof. A. W. Mangum ; Missionary to Cninn, Charles Jones Soon. GREESSRORO DlSff. J..A. CCXNINGGIJt,P. E. Greensboro. J,, E. Mann; Guilford, T. H. Pegram; Eas Guilford, J. A. Bowles; Pleasant Garden, John Tillet; Winston, J. T. Bagwell; Forsyth, M. J. Hunt; Stokes, J. R. Scroggs, tmd S. H. Helsabeck ; Madi son, R. P. Troj; Ruffin, R. G. Barrett; Rcidsville, D, if. Bruton; Yancey ville, J. D. Buie and Mnjjoi T. Best; Kernersville, J. C. Thomas. SALISBURY DISTRICT W. H. ROBBITT, P. E. Salisbury station. T. W. Smith ; Salis bury circuit. Tj A Stone; Mocksville, G. f F. Round; Rowan, H. M. Blair; Farming ton, W. C. Wilabn; Concord station, Joseph Wheeler; Concord circuit, W. L. Grissom; Mount Pleasanlt, G. A. Oglesby; Albe marle, P. F. Wl Stamey ; Stanly, Zebedee Rush; Big Lick mission, J. A. Green; Mt. Zion, J. W. North; Enochville, C. W. Smith. t SHELBY DISTRICT M. L. WOOD, P. E. 1 Shelby station, W. S. Rone; Shelby cir cuit, M. D. Giles ; King's Mountain, J. W. Wheeler; Dallas, J. M. Lumly; Gaston, J. C. Hartsell; Isliand Mountain, J. R. Betts; Lincoln ton, J. B. Bailey; South Fork; R. M. Hoyle ; Hickory, J. E. Bristowe; Hap py Home, J. B. Carpenter; Morganton, G. W. Callahan; Table Rock, C. A. Gault; McDowell, C. iG. ' Little; Double Shoals, J. F. England Forest City, J. A. Lee; RutherfordtonT. J. Daily; Antioch mis sion, C. W. Kmg; Columbus mission, T. H. Edwards, f The next Conference will be held in Reidsville, N. fC. r Raleigh Christian Advocate. Rev. J. B. Carpenter, Statistical Secre. tary of the Conference submitted his sta tistical report! for the past year, as fol lows: Number of members 77,351, a gain of 2,468. . f Number of (Sunday-schools 833. a gain of twelve. Number of fSunday-school scholars 45,- 040. r Number of .parsonages 102, a gain of four. f , Value of parsonages $140,910, a gain of $11,045. i Number of ichurches 867 1 2, a gain of twenty-one. . Value of churches $984,290, a gam of $49,998. Number of ; infants baptized 2,467. Number of adults baptized 8,017. THE METHODIST PROTESTANTS. i : . Conference Appointments. Greensboro Workman. The following is the list of appointments of the late Methodist Protestant Conference for the ensuing year: President-4-T. J. Ogbnrn. Mocksvillei circuit R. H. Wills. Flat Rock .circuit C A. Pickens. Haw Rive circuit J. W. Heath. Winston circuit A. W. Lineberry; W. G. Hamilton Sup'y. Winston station W. F. Kennett. Guilford circuit J. R. Ball. Mecklenburg circuit To be supplied with C. A. Plylcr. Davidson (circuit F. M. Totten. Halifax circuit S. W. Coe; Dr. A. C. Harris, Sup-. Cedar Falls circuit D. A. Hightill; . C. Hammer; Sup'y. Greensboro circuit T. F. McCulloch; G. W. Bowiian, Sup'y. Alamance circuit J. N. Garrett. Randolph! circuit W. W. Amick. Orange cfrcuit R. R. Michaux. 1 Ashboro circuit Jas. C. Deans. Stanly circuit A. K. Scotten. Monroe circuit H. D. Garman. Pee Dee mission To be supplied with W. H. Crowder. Forsyth circuit Y . F. Dosier. LaGrange mission W. E. Swain. . Ivey circuit J. H. Moton. v Surry cirfcuit W. M. Pike. High Point circuit H. Lewellen. Granville circuit W. C. Kennett. North Granville circuit D. A. Fisher. . Cleveland circuit J. E. Hartsell. Catawba circuit I. I. York. Littleton' circuit W. L. Harris. Albemarie circuit W. T. Totten. Tar River circuit E. L. Wood. Buncombe circuit E. A. Wilson. Pigeon River mission W. P. Martin. Bellemoht mission W. F. HcDowell. W. H. Wills, D. D. ; James Deans, A. J Laughlin, Superannuated; J. 9. Dunn, T. T. Feme, J. M. Baxley, M. E. Ham mer, A. Cl Spillman, J. H. Totten, H. W. Peeples, W. T. White, in the hands of the Presidents R. R. Banner, G. E. Hunt, W. H. Lewis, without appointments at their own request. C. F. Harris, D. D., Conference Evan gelist, i . S. Simpson, A. M., Professor in Western Maryland College. ... 8. P. it Harris, transferred to the Ln stationed List. - J. L. Michaux, editor of the Vtnlrai ProUdan. ' Next session of Conference to be held at Enfield, Halifax county. The President on Friday last suspended Judge EJ. J. Dawn, of the District of Alas ka, and i appointed Lafayette Dawson. of missouri, in u jmbvv. -fi ment in June last led to the writing of a letter to? the President by one of the men who had indorsed him, in which he was declared to be wholly unfit for the place. The letter and the President's reply were widely quoted, and great curiosity was manifested to learn the name of the Judge referred to. Dawn has recently given the I President an opportunity to get na omm C. Brothers; Mattamuskeet, J. D.Carpen- by committing a aenous offeww in Oregon i A