o S v " i , . 7 ry ' I f ) ' ' ' ' i . . , i j ' -A V. rs J ) ' J . M ' , - . "Mjgjpi - ... , , .. .. .Jm,. VOL. V. I) r. UUDDIN 8 COM POUND OSNTUK BITTEBS, The Great American Tonic and Di uretic I Kecomo ended and prescribed by physicians wherever known. The "Compound Gentian Biilcrs" c otade of the puiest and bt -I Vegetable Tonics and Aromatic kuowu lo the prussasion. TUey a!so contain iwentjr per oenl ol 6' y IJ I clE? Which make IIhoti, , beyond all question heat DlURKTICin eawtenee; an J lor Via tressed KkloejfS, Bladder and I'tiuary Organs, have no so pan or, if any aqua) I Thus who trv thaw Bitters, for the following Dtstwse will in every ease find them a safe, apeedy and effectual Kemedy. Trev are sure preventive and pleasant cute lur Chills and Kevcr, and all Malarial Di t DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, bICK-STOMACU, COLIC, SICK-HEADACHE, BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, COLDS & COUGH, NEURALGIA, GENERAL DEBILITY, Diseases of Kidneys, Gravel, Ac, and evwy IWasa requiring a general Tonic iniprssiou. J-t3T Foi Diseases peculiar to Females it is t. i -t a specinc. l-ff" In convalescence, from Typhoid oilier low forms ol Fever it is the verj and heart Tonic that can be used. The Compound Geutian Bitter meet with universal favor, and have received the slrong est testimonials ever jjiven to any medicine, a few of which we append below: This is to certify that I have used Dr. God ding Compound Ucntiati Bitters and obeeilul ly rSouifilend It a the very best Bitters that rau be used for ordiiiarv debility, ick stomach He. "E. M. HOLT, M. D. Lipscomb, O-TMijre co , N. C, May 15. '69 I hercbv ewrrify that I havebeeft usnijf Dr. Ooddin's ""Compound Gentian Sitters," lor Co'gh, General Debility, ins., and I am fully aatisfled that they are the best Bitters of which I have any knowledge, and the best Tonic of fered to the American people. ROBT. Y. SLATER. Henrico county, Va , June 18o9. Dr. Godoih; Dear Sir: I have been su (Tur ing for twenty years with an affect ion ol the kidneys, prostrate -.'land nnd stricture of the urethra; have been under the tieatinenl of t he best physicians in the country, one of whom h now a profesooi in a medical college. All failed to reHcvu me. I finally tried your Com pound Gentian Bittera; the effect c l.:.nn one bottle tave me oomph te .ewr. r h.-iieveil to be the best meuicme i i v ,. Very respei-thnly, " JAS. A. FAU.CON. littteton, N. C, Jan. 7th, 18G9. . prepared only hv Dr. Goddm. 1 JAMES T. WIGGINS, frnnriftarv WhoUMtt Agent, w NORFOLK, VA. Pr tle bv Dr. G. B. Poulsou, th- Imiy, W.C. Qcnuino Imported Worwav 0ta. Samples Sent Free to farmers. FROM 100 to 130 bushels grown to the sera. Weighs from 40 to 46 pounds to the bushel. This Oat has been grown on every variety of soil, and iu every State in the rnin, with the moat r- TkTSSkl very large plump and haiidaorne has a remarkable thioJmak. and ripens earlier thun tlie roiunton varieties. ,. , , The atraw ia bright, clear, stout, and BOtJfaWeto lodge, is Daribctl clear of runt ; and grow from 4 '"wlhave both he White and Black Xo.way.both the same price and e(iilly productive. We will send bne .piartoftha ab .ve Oat, to any addreaapost paid for MU Two quait. post paid ---- j . f jnr iuc --17 - a ru .1 . 1 A :: :r-.T ail .... inula . . ... .11 mil Hal I UUSIICI. w jiwuhv Ill IK One bushel. 40 Kund '"" CAUTION. X3T We wish it distinctly nndeistooil that this la not a light oata. welKhing 2H to J3 lbs. ralnetl In New Knglaiid andw.ld under the liun.e or Norway, but imported Seed, every .bushel guaran teed to weigh 40 lbs., or the money ruonded Samplea ol both .kinds sent free (or a 3 cent stamp, aiao .Trrnbirs ind testimonials. i..Imi nrilentle -.A. " " ju 21 - 3 3iu arkaabuig, Cheater co , i'a. CLSIWlVrOlffS STAGE ! WARSAW 7d Fnifettetllle. (KATB Warsaw for Fayette vi He daily ex j cent Sunday. If von m e in Western N . Carolina go to Raleigh and procure a through ticket Kayettoville for J ; Through Tickets from Uuldsboro' Via, Warsaw, to FnyettevlIIe, C Through tickets from Weldon to rnyette ville flO. Through tickets from Wilmington, via Warsaw, to i'ayettevillu, $6- CHARLOTTK TO TTADESPORO: Leave Charlotte after trains from Raleigh mnA r.ilumhiii. via Monni.i Br waOi'siMin. Tiiftsdav, Thursday, ajnl Sannlay Leave w a- ilnaliani': T.iesdilv. Tlllirsd .... ,.i,.f ir .in. ini.l Stiiurefroin Wiln'ir n MORRISVILLK, ia Pfrrsnoao, TO IJiiViT. Leave Morrisrille, Tuesday, Thursday aad Saturday ; . - - - Leave Egygt Mohday; Wedneadary and Friday- ; i Clemmm' Accommothition Line Between Rslem and HijrH "Pomt, will charter Stages a all hours Cheaper lhiin ""' rll,'''H aea." Offiee at Btatuer's Hotel, Salem, N. V. E. T- CLEMMOXS, Oct. 1; 189 tf . . Contractor. fresh Garden, Fleuier, tntit. Herb, Tree, Shrub and Evergreen Seeds, with di rectisnsftr cntture, prepaid by ntail. The must eomplctt and judwo t- assortment m tht country. Agents wantetl. S3 Sorta of either for $1.0; prepaid by mail. Also small Fruits, Plants, Bnlb, all the new Petateea, Ac-, prepaid, by mail. 4 lbs. Early Unu lntativintrahL ibrSl.OO. Cimovej's Co lossal Asparagius 3 per 100 ; $2o er 1000 pi tld. New hardv fracrant everliWmuig Jafi ! ill llonevsuckle, 50 eta. each, prepaid. True Cape Cod Cranberrv, for upland or lowland culture - $ per- lliO, "pr'iaid, with directions. Priced . Catalogue to any address, gratis ; alo trade list, tierds on Commission. B, M. WATSON, Old Colon v Nurseries and rWd Wandmuse, 1'lvmoiith, Mass, JvaLiblish aa ia lHti. dec 3-4m Treasinin Cheater WHITS rlOS. 'PITRK BloodBort llnrn. (Iiir!iam.) IVvon, Al derney and Ayrah'ire e-Uvts. aoerino. aoathdowti. nad rnt ,ii '."i-fiiiimere irnaM. muv.rieii rjToia KmUfX. 6-'.ish'ie n'nd Saftoa I'ijr" sod ail eh . V. . ''" "' ' ttu-4 4tt J uuUtv to ml. Jstiulfur ciTLUlaif an Pj ddn V. P. rtuTfTl CO.. jaa.31 3 3a rait,ata. Ciaaler 0., P,. i HOWERTOJTS COLUMN. $25,000 Worth of GOODS ! JIST ARRIVED FROM WW YORK ! I'HE MOST COMPLETBi STOCK of good ever offered in tbii market at prtcea to suit tlie iuiws, bouibt for CASH, and after a heavy dt elite In price, whereby they can and will be told lower than any in the mar- ket . At Uowerim't. A LARGE SUPPLY of Parotine, Wax and S .vi in Candle, just received At Ho4oerton's. A large and Freah supplv of ( indies, Nut and Fruits just received and for sale At Howerton's. A larga lot of I banned Tomatoes, Green Com IV.iches, Pin Apples, Salmon, Ixjbstera, Oya tors and (sardines tnr sale At Howertm's. Just K. c. : . . .1, a large lot of Ooshen Cheeaa, of superior quality At Howerton's. A large lot of Fresh Fuuiily Uroceriea of ev ery deacriplioii, just received At Ilowertorii. A new supply of that superior-aeven-year-old Ktiitueky-W hent-W uiKkev, for mctliciual pur poses only, just received and for sale At Jlotccrton'i. Fancy and Staple Dry Goods of every de scription and varh ty At HnwtrUm'i. An elegant asso.tment of Boots and Hhoea At Howerton'i. A Splendid assortment of Hats and Caps At llnotrttm'$. An assorted lot of Hardware and Cutlery. At Uov?trton'$. A very superior lot of Qucenswarc, China and Dei f At Howerton'i. All grades of Suar, Cvffee, Tea and Molas ses s. At lloweitou'i. A Choimrlot of Confectioneries At Jlowertou't. Fine and Common Tobacco, imported Ha- vanna, Regalia, Priucipe and U. S. Grant Ci pars At Iowerton's. A complete assortment of Liq iors of all kinds and grades At Ilewerton't. For Medicinal purposes only Moore's eele hrateyi sown-year-old double-rectified- Keu- iiu'kv-n hiakey narlectly nu. tt Every vaiiety of Yankee Notions, At Uoitrton'$. In fine his slock has been selected with great care to meet EVERT WANT. Eff Call and examine it it will not ecel vou nvthinr to do that Ril Don't Atk For j J o Credit. His motto is "PAY AS YOU GO.' COUNTRY PRODUCE of evert description taken in exehuny. 3T" Bank Notes ami Specie taken at Highest Market Ratef, ' the At W. IX. Howerton'i, SALISBURY, N. Ck 'November, 5, 1809. 44 Cm Advantages of Life In--: gurance. I Tie North America lnanrance Company paysita in . in units promptly without charge, W. U. HOLllKKN FHS. Agent, North America Lile Ins. Co. Taojiasvii.ii N. C. Mw .Sfr. Yon will please accept mr sin fere thanks for ynnr'prtmpt payment, wifAonf charge, at the amount of the policy of Insur-Illlf-U Oil IMV Hnslmnd's Life, amounting to the itiatjvtak.UHau4an1.dpUar... At your ear nest and repeated 4nntMMi be waa inuucoa Kiinsurc in your Companjt, and uow we are the recipents of its lienetit To you and the North America Life Inanr anco Company We shall feel under obligations, such an only the widow and fatherless can feel and express. Slav vou have success in inducing others to insure in your most liberal company,, ami may the Lord of tfce willow and orphais Mean you and prosper you in your good work. Makgaret C. B'arbkb, J of Rowan Kills, N C. Mr. TfoWprness is also agent for the Liver pool, London and (llobe Fik Insurance Com pauy, which insures all kinds of public and pri vate bnildings, Railroad Depots, ttndpes rac ,orie. I'oiinirerie, Mills and Merchandise aud pays all i s losses pronipiy. All letters suUreSHea to r. Tlioinasville, N. t will receive Hon. ' ' 1 Holdorness, at prompt atten dee S tf TlMBTABLlt W. . C BAILHOA. OO10 FAST. OOINi,WWT. Ml LSto. STATIOM8. ABRiV. LKAVE. Salisburv, , 6:29f. M. 7:45 A. at. 13 Third Creek, 6;t0 &31 2 Statesville, 4:55 9;18 38 Catawba, 4:00 10K)5 50 Kewlon, 2:21 10:51 60 I lickory Tavern, 2:43 1 1 :28 70 Icard. 2:05 106 HQ Morganton.leave 1:30 arrive 12:44 Monday, Wednesday and Friday. kfiLfeB. STATIONS. (, ARRIVE. UEAVE. Morgan ion, 1:35 P. M. 1:35 P.M. 10 Icard, 3:10 P. at. 12:50 20 Hickory Tavern, 3:55 12:05 30 Newton, 4:40 11:20 A.M. 12 Catawba, 6:33 10:27 55 Statesville, 6:30 9:30 67 Third Creek, 7:!J3 K:27 SO HalHbnr.y, 8:20 7:45 tuc.-dey. 'bursTIay, and Satnrdsy. The Monday Wednesday and Friday's Train leave Saiisbory immediately; af'er the arijvl of the NJC. R. R. through passenger train- f;im Raleigh and (Jreensboro', connect ing ulotely with same train in altcrnoon' going South. ' ' The Tuelay, Thtimilay and Saturday's min lev-gHl:sburv. iinmexliatelV after the arrival of lite N. C R- R. through pasSengt r train from fbe'l&ist, and returniag" connects . . c i . u u . L. . nil 1 1 iv. - - " pn " r leaves 8ahsbnry tor Charlotte, at rr. nt.-.l A '. ! S k SV lil.. licit witn tlie last ireigni in . v. v. iv. nun n g o deck, p. Bjorcing f- r 2r-tf aretriuiboro and Ralejgb, HENRY'S fo.sTiTimv mmm on BLOOD CLEANSER. Thli medicine in known to th fkmltw mm ki.-.l. ronrentritetl tin id -tn.cf nr i.M...;n. i. wW olhw valuable m.dh.la.1 herbs, and tsgnaran tea J a chemically pare. . I tui cra or This remedy ta rompon nded expraaaly for purify ing aad oleanatag the blood of all iaflrmitiea, going ai oare ia ue nuaiaia-neaa or auease. It ertin guiahaa. lunrt, Cbnum;XiVm, SyphHin, Ski Kntftumn, StiU JiAeum, HoUt, Hlwumatitm, WaM of VtUdtty, tbrofuin. Wa all kaov thatthe promiacnoaavarcinatlonln dulged in during tht late war bred the moat villan ooadlasaan. vacoination pas mm take flotn the araaa of ataay peraoaa full of arrofnlnua aoraa. Thou ofraraetli impuritieaofthearrofulonapa Meat were absorbed iu the blood of atea otherwisi without diaeaaes. and both become infected alike. Men. women and children throughout all the West are most worully diaeaeed from this causa, and knew net, aatil a raw mouthe ago. the origin of it. Henry s Constitution Renovator Believe the Entire System of Paina aad aches, an livens the spirit, and sends naw bfooU BOUNDING THROUUH EVSBT VEIN, It impartaa a Sparkling Brightness to the Eye, A Rosy Glow to the Cheek, A Ruby Tinge to the JAps, A Clearness to the Head, Brightness to the Complexion, Buoyant) to the Spirits, And Happiness on all Sides. ijfor all affections of the kidneya it is unsurpassed. mW People have ..en rescued as it were from the very sws ot death, by a timely use of this great rema dy. EXTRACT8 FROM VAR10C8 LETTERS. Ii tor. I was vaccinated ia tbehaenftal. Before that I had no akin disease. L'atil I had a bottle of your "Uinatitutiou Kanovator,"seut ma by Mr. Ro per, ( t'olinabia, Missouri. . I auBered tortures with runiDgsores. Since I used two bottiea I amwellex- epi a amall sore on the calf of my left leg, and that is getting well fast." This frnm a ladj "And now my skin ia as clear and fail aa a babe's. My completion, thanks to your "Renevalof," ia beautilnl. "Yes yes, I may well ayaach relief was unknown to me before. Encloel find five dollars for alx bot tles: two families here wau to try it." "I was very much troubled wltn syphllla. Tour remedy seems to he soring me faat. fsend tour bot tles per Mprsse. No more rhea realism. Thiee bottles of Oinatl tutioa llenovator have made a new man." l'oetor. enclosed And 06. please saad measnn- ply. Two families here want to try your Conatitu tlon Renovator. We have not apaea tar piiWatiliiiMi'M l:very one has something good te say, aa it cures very time. Fi b all IHssasss or trc KIDNEYS, RETENTION OF THE CHINE, Ac, Ac 4djbr Female Dineata, Kervons Prostration, Weakness, OeiKral Lassitude, and want of Anoetite. ft Is unsurpassed. Caution ! In ordering our remedy always place the number or our I'ost iirsee itoxonyoar lev ten. I he new law ia oar New York Post Office chjoi!s this. Address, Dr. ML B. Henry stL Co., Duector-Oeneral Berlin Hospital, Pruasia. Apency of the United States. Laboratory, 976 Pearl Street, Post Office Box 5779. NEW YORK. r- CONSTITUTION RENOVATOR is l per bot tle, six bottles for tt. feet anywhere on receipt of price. Patienui are requested to correspond conn dentiailv. and reulv will be made oy following mail. Sold by all reapecUble lruggiata. fee9h.ly of Fare Bred Fancy Poultry FOR HATCHING WEhave on hand the largest and be.-t selection of Funcy PoaltTJ to be MM in tne country, rga carefully boxed and hipped toanrpart of fas try. rorcircula juii 31 (:3m -N. P. BOYER A CO., Parkesburg. Cesterco.,Pa, RAGS ! UAHH ! RAGS I We wish to purchase a large quanti ty of rags, for which we will pay tie highest market price. WE ARE AL0 AGENTS FOR THE sale of 'Lineolntou Mills" wrapping paper, and are prepared to supply the merchants of Salisbury and vicinity, with paper at facto ry prices. A good st..ck always on hand. SMITH, FOSTER, HOLMES tk CO. Salisbury. V. C. Feb. 11, 18T0. - Sale of Yadkin Kiver Lands. BY ORDER OF COURT I WILL expose tlie land belonging to the estate of Rolrt EIHsfor sale at the premises on Wednesdey the lth day -f Man;h next. These Lands are situated on the Ysdkin Kiver, sbouteigbt miles from Salisbury, in Rowan county, and two ailea from Holtabnrg Depot .on the Railroad : there are about THIRTEEN HUNDRED ACRES, aad it will be sold in a number of small tracts so aa to suit purchasers with moderate means. The whole tract will be sold subject to the dower right of the widow . , This is one of the moat valuable and deal rah la tracts of land in this portion of the State, a large portion of it being the FINEST RIVER BOTTOll?, equal in fertility to any laad ia the State. The terms of sale will be one third i ash, and a credit of one and two years for the balance with interest from date; titles rsserved until tie purchase mo nay isTisidwp infall ' " " v JOHN C. FOARD, Tebmary 1st,' 1870 6:6w Commissioner TIME TABLE H. ft QULBOAD TRAINS NOKTH : BAIL. raranrr. uaiva Las va. " H a.SL IM aa TiSS - l-2-.HOea 12:M r . 2.40 S: r. u. S.-flO " J0 " lt:Soaa Liia Charlntte,... BaMsaary, ... Srwnalwra' . Co. Shops,... Kalelgh...... Ooldshoro'... I r. s Rifs r u. :10 ho.sn " lr.a. 81 " trains soirrn AIL. STTI'SS im'i. LS1TS. aaatva. S-nSaa. fcll' " IJ -1t:fira LB1VB CiLisliKru' S:SIIF. a lu'i. a, " I 1M " I t.-fi a a site it ts r IJS " s.it " Rai. iwh. 120 a. I t'o. Shop', ' v Orefnhnre',! M SlMt.ur, T:S6 ' Charlotlr, l'':O0 TKi. Srh- v makes all th eonnretioea, Baat and Wrrt rKKIOHT TRAINS will re. I run U (loUl.boro1 onlj waan Uirc i ni-cefsltj for it. Freight will be broasnl regalar Iv bv the uaasanaar train. Jtf Uumllp-aiM.l.l. Mrs. Henry W. Miller's Boaixiine House, XJQR. NEWBKHN A PERSON 8T8. RALEien, nr. c. febll tf orxxEP yovKMBU 1M3 SALISBURY. N. C MARCtf 4. 1870. II) State -SJV V-'IW At PUBLISHED wx Editor ami rietor. or i UTIOIM r ...... a a mm v.tb i sai, payable i Vuuce. ... vWxwVafleinnTTJlie -'fi.Ofl JiaUt of Advertising One Square, first inaeirtioa, tVOO For each additional iaaertion fjO Special notices will be charged SO per ceK higher than the above rates. Court and JustieVa Orders will be publish ed at the tame rate with other advertise ments. iii. ..i M ii......,- Obituary notieea, over six linea, charged aa advertisements. CONTBAriT RATES t f a s I m' K c c tr f as c a SHACK. 1 Square. ;tSj50.?5 $.r (Ml H 50 !? 1.1 (HI 2 Suarea. : 4 50 6 25i 8 50 1.1 00 oo.OO 3 ttauarea. 6 (Ml !MM) 1? 00180001 80.00 4Squases. 8 00 11 00 15(Ml'25(M) 37,50 t Column. 11 00 Hi 00 20 OO .'W 00 45.00 t Column. 18 00 24 00 :MI (Ml 45 00 75.00 1 Column. 28 00 40 00 50 00 SO 00 130,00 UOW SMITH ASKED thk OLD MAN "HXBX'S RICHVX88." Smith had just aaked Mr- Thompson's daughter if ahe aroald gire him n lift out of bsxhelordom, and ahe had said "les. It therefore become absolutely necessa ry to get the old man's permission, so aa Smith said, the arrangement might be made to hop the conjugal twig. Smith said he'd rather nop the interrog atories to all of Thompson's daughters, nd his sisters, and laid lady cousins, and hia aunt Hannah in the country, and the . -hole of Ins female relations, than ask Id Thompson. But it had to be done, and so he eat down and studied ont a speech which he waa to disgorge to old Thompson the very first time he-got a shy cAihtray e?et)1hg',"VnVn wit-Ibo anX au. meandered around to meeting, and found him doing a sum in beer measure. "How are you, Smith ?" said old Thompson, as the former walked in, white as a piece of chalk, and trembling as if he bad swallowed a condensed earthjuake. Smith was afraid to answer, because hel wasn't snie about the speech, lie knew he bad to keep his frip tfpon it while he had it there or it would slip from him quicker than an oiled eel through an auger hole. So b blurted out : "Mr. Thompson Sir : Perhaps it may not have been unknown to you, that dur ing an extended period of some five years, I have been busily engaged in the prose cution xf a commercial enterprise ' "Is that so, and keepin' it a secret all this time, while I tbounlit vou were ten- WSJWCI.V II v uiov tAmmY din' store I Well, Ly George, you are oue I qlaesuons should pay the one who pro of them, now ain't you t" pounded them a twelve kreutzer piece, Smith had begun to think it all over arid those who answered them pertinent again, to get the run of it. ly should receive a twelve kreutzer "Mr. Thompson Sir, perhaps it may piece, not be unknown to you that, for the ex- This proposal pleased the company, tended period at five years, I have been and hopiug to divert themselves with the busily engaged in the prosecution of a j Jew's wit or stupidity, each one asked at commercial enterprise, with the determi nation to secures sufficient maintenauoo"- "Sit down, Smith, aud help yourself to beer. Don't stand there holdin' your hat, like a blind beggar, with paralysis I have nearer seen you behave soueer in all my born days," Smith had been knocked mirragahv.and so be bad to wander back again, and take a fresh start. V "Mr. Thompson, Sir : Itx may not be unknown to you that during an extended period of five years I have been engaged iu the prosecution of a commercial enter prise with the determination to procure a sufficient maintenance " "A which ancc t" asked old Thompson, but Smith held on to the last words as if it was his only chance, and went on : "In the hope that some day 1 might en ter wedlock. and betow my earthly posses sions upon one whom I could call my own. I have been a lonely man, sir, and have felt that tt is not good for man to be alone; therefore 1 would" a. Neither is it. Smith; I'm glad yon dropped fn. flow'e the old man ?" "Mr. Thompson. Sir?" said Smith in deanuirinsr confusion, raising his voice to a yell, "It may not be knownoyoutbat during an exteudod period, of a lonely roan: I have bean eagaged to enter wed lock, aad bestow all my enterprise upon one whom I eoahi devmiine to be good for certain possessions no, I mean that is that Mr. Thompson, sir: It may not be unknown" " Ad then again, it may. Look here. Smith, you'd b tt r lay down and take something warm, you ain't well." Smith, sweating like a four year old nl went in arain "Mr Thomusir. Sir : It mav hot be i lonelv to vou to prosecute me whom you i a friend for commercial to.tuuenaDce, Dili 1 but he dang it Mr. 1 boinpsir, sir : If" "Oh, Smith, you talk like a fool. I nev er saw a rsort first-class idiot in the course of my whole life. What's the matter with yon, anyhow T" , , "Mr. Thompson, sir," sairLSrif h, in an aeonv of bewilderment, "it haay not be known tbat yon prosecuted a lonely man ho is not good for a commercial period of wedlock for some five years, but 1 - - rt nere, Mr. Smith, jrou're drunk and and if tou can't behave better than that i I Ct . m m you a oetier leave; if you don't I'll chuck you uni or i'm a Dutchman "Mr. Thompson, air," .aid 8mitb, fran tie with deepalr, "It may not be unknown to you that my earthly passions areenra- gd to enter wedlock five vaara -f.k . "'ffig'sW'k JwelK matu wl ia nAt get up and git, or "111 knock what little brains out of you you've got left." With that old Thompson took Smith and shot in the street as if he'd ran him against a locomotive agoing at the rate of forty miles an hour. Before old Thomp son bad time to shut the front door, Smith collected bis legs, and one thing and an other that lay around on the pavement, ar- raiged himself in a vertical position and yeited out : "Mr: Thompson Sir: It mar not be known to you ''which made the old man so wretched mad that he went out and set a bull terrier on Smith before he bad a chance to lilt a brugao, aud there waa a scientific dog-fight, with odds in favor of the dog, for he had an awful hold for such a small aaimal. Smith afterwards married the girl and lived happily about two months. At the end of that time he told a confidential friend that he would willingly take more trouble and undergo a million more dog bites to get rid of her. PROFITABLE TRADE IN MID DLES. Nine persons sailed from Balse down the Rhine. A Jew who wished to go to Schalampi was allowed to come on board and jonruey with them, npon condition that he would conduct himself with pro priety and give the captain eigteen kreul- zers for his passage. Now, it is true something jingled in the Jew's pocket when he bad struck his hand against it; but the only money there was a twelve kreutzer piece, for the other was a brass button. Notwithstanding this, he accepted the offer with gratitude. For he thought to himself "Something may be earned even upon the water. -as many a man has grown rich upon the Bbw . . sengers were talkative and merry and the Jew with his wallet under his arm, for he did not lay it aside, was an object of much mirth and mockery as alas, is often the case with those of his nation. But as the vessel sailed onward, and passed Thur engen, and St. Velt, the passengers, one after another grew silent and gaped, and gazed listlessly down the river until one cried "Come, Jew ! Do yon know any past time that will amuse us 7 Your fathers must have contrived many a one during their journey in the wiPlerness." "Now is the time," thought the Jew, "to shear my sheep !" And he proposed that they should sit round in a circle, and he, with their permission, would sit with them. Those who could not answer the random whatever chanced to enter his head. , . Thus for example', the first asked: "How many soft boiled eags could the gi ant Goliah eat on an empty stomach ?" All said it was impossible to answer swer the question, aud each paid tlie twelve kreuUurs. L. , mm , iiiijmgp But the Jew said "One, for he who lias eaten one egg, cannot put a second upon an empty stomach," and the others paid him twelve kreutzeus. The second hought "Wail, Jew, I trill try j ou out of the New Testament and I thiuk I shall win my piece I Why did the Apostle Paul write the second epistle to the Corinthians T" The Jew said "Because he was not iu Corinth otherwise he would have' spoken to them." So he won another kreutzer piece. When the third saw tbat the Jew was so well versed in the Bible, he tried him iu a different way. "Who prol ga his work to as great length as possible aud completes it iu time." "The ropemaker, if he is industrious," said the Jew. ' In the meantime they drew near to a village and one said to the other "that is Bamlack," then the fourth asked "In what month do tlie people of Bamlack eat the least i The Jew said, "In February, for it has only twenty-eight days I" The fifth said,- "There are twp natural brothers, and still only one o( them is my uncle." The Jew said, "Tlie uncle is your fath er's brother, aud your father ia not your uncle." A fish now leaped out of the water,and the sill h asked, "What fitah have their eyes nearest together ?" i ne jew aiu, The smallest " The Seventh asked, "Mow can a man i ride from Balse to Bern in the shade, in , the summer time, when the sun shines ?" i The Jew said, "When he comes to a j place where there is no shade he must . dismount and go on foot." ' The eighth asked, "When a man rides i in the winter time from to Burn liaise, ; and has forgotten his gloves, how must I he manage so thst his bauds shall not I frecM I" 1 Tk. IA uu . - ., """ aM must make fists oat oi mem. The ninth waa the last. This one ask d 'How can fire persons divide five eggs eggs so that each man shall receive one, aud still one remain in the dish ?" i tie Jew said " The last ma n mast isae tne dish with tl egg, and be can many preliminary compliments, he asked with an air of mischievous friendliness, "How can a man fry two trouts in three paus, so that a trout may lie in each pan V No one could answer this, and one af ter another gave him a twelve kreutzer piece. Hut when the ninth desired that he should solve the riddle, be rocked to and fro, shrugged his shoulders and rolled bis eyes. "1 am a poor Jew," he said at last. The rest cried "What has that to do with it T Give us the answer." "Vou must not take it amiss, for I am a poor Jew." At last after much persuasion and ma ny promises that they would do him no harm he thrust his hands into his pocket, took out one of the twelve kreutzer pieces 'hat he had won, laid it upon the table, and said "I do not know the answer any more than you. Here are my twelve kreutzers." When the others heard these words, they opened Hieir ears and said that this was scaicely according to the agreement. But as they could not control their laugh ter, and were wealthy and eo d natured men, and as the Jew had helped them to while away the time In. in Saint Veit to SchUmpi, they lei it pass and the Jew took with bm from the vessel - let a good arithmetician reckon up for me bow much the Jew carried home with him. He had twelve kacu'zer pieces by his aaswer.nine with his own riddle, one he paid back, and eighteen kreu.aera be gave the cap tain, i . AN ELEPHANT AND TWO CAM ELS ATTACKED BY ALLIGA TORS IN A FLORIDA SWAMP TERRIFIC BATTLE AND Dxath of oxk riAifiu. .T.ttao. jaaafl I The perigrinations of showmen arc be set with numerous difficulties while pur suing their daily avocations in this our Southern country, which, with the usuai winter rains aud heavy roads, makes it very difficult for the managers to muke good the promises of the agents. Such was the ease of a circus and menagerie a few days since. While performing in Tallahassee, Florida, it was mentioned to the manager that he might expect some difficulty iu passing through a long and dismal swamp between that place and Quincy, on account of tho large number of alligators who infested the ford at this particular locality, and who are at this season of the year very ferocious, and on the watch for any unfortunate rattle or horse that may become entangled in the aumerous roots, quicksands and hobis which abound; but he replied thatthe agent had already made the arrangements for him to go trough, and it was not his natHre to turn hack. At three o'clock, P. M., on Tuesday, January 25. a man in: charge of the noi- iu ils stnrted with the Elephant Empress the large Hadrian enim-l, the beautiful Arahian white camel, a fine thorough bred maro and colt, and two spotted coacb dogs, to make the trip to Quincy, warn ed, botwuvor, not to attempt the passage of the swamp only in daylight. Before approaching the ford, an occasional bel low or roar was heaid betokening that the uinauitaiits ''of the locality had not re tired for the night, and a sudden plunge and splash in -tha water would denote that the enemy was mi the alert for mis chief. 'Phe elephant would, every few Steps, throw her trunk aloft, emitting at the same time a loud screech of defiance, the camels uttering low moans, while the horses airrost refused to Stir and Stood trembling with fear, while the dogs kept up an incessant howling. Approaching the water at the ford, the man in charge determined upon the immediate "passage through before the alligators had time to summon their crew. Bidding the elephant enter she stepped boldly in at tho same time, lashing the water fnrionslV with her trunk, the cam els, horses and dogs following close in the rear. He had passed two-thirds of the way when a sharp yelp of paiu from one of the dogs aud his sudden disappearance donated that tha swamp fiends were at work, and before he could collects his thought the' other dog went under with a long death howl. The water seemed alive with alligators. V The roaring, bellowing and screeching of elephants, camels and alligators weie terrific. They would throw their ponder dermis jaws open and tear hnge pieces oi flesh from tha camels, while the poor brutes would ntter bearrf-rendinf groans anilities for relief. Meantime the ele phant Was not idle. Ever solicitous for the welfare of her keeper and companions, she had, at the moment of seeing them landed upon the opposite sboie, rushed back to the ass'staucs of her friend, who by this time was nearly gone, and sue ceeded in bringing the head of the earoel to the shore, that portion being all that remained of the poor animal. In the confusion tbat ensued, tne per son iu charge did not miss the colt until '. warned by a shrill scream or neigh, which I seemed to come from several rods below. ! Tpon rushing down the stream a few NO. ft flfMl, sswWHMi scene was presented to sens of Cbattoosbea swamp for .Me. round bad become eognfann. of some J! tra attraction at thai particular point on that night, and haul .t.,.i A. n desvons, .d upor TrelZ LLT l '. as both battle ensued. Several times it seemed aa if il- would escape and regain tha busy were the alligators in destroying each other; but just before the i o r crea ture would reach the land some monster, more ravenous than brave, would leave the melee, pursue and drag it back into deep water until finally it became ex hausted and fell an easy prey to the fear ful reptiles, while the man stood looking 00 Wnched and terrified looks, wholly unable to render the least assist ant, threatened with a terrible death should he even attempt it. As he turned to retrace bis atop toward the place where he left the remaininr animate k. counted the oosL He had msde the pas- aasA Kaa a l I . earn, ssaa. Bv am aw lemoie saennee. He caaso out with an elephant, one camel aad one horse. The camel was valued at 5000, and very rare. The eolt, the owner had repeatedly refused 1000 for. Transfusion of Blood formed on a Young Lady The Cbicaeo . x ue reader oi tnis paper will remember the report of an interesting ex periment of transfusion of blood into the veins of a dogperformed at Bush Medical College last Wednesday by Drs Freer ana Hunt. I he carotid artery of the an imal was severed, and the blood allowed to ran out until the animal waa apparent; ly lifeless. An incision was then made in the regular vein, and the Blood allowed J ru" 001 tl e animal was apparent ly lifeless. An incision was then made in he juguUr vein, and the blood was eject ed back into the ar imal's system, with the effect of restoring him to life. The account of this interesting expert mem given to lbs Post was noticed by the friends of a young lady hi Iowa, who had been0 for some time wasting away with disease sunr m -J ta L., ai.rv.,vrivreyei!ujaiu,i u r Trail ITOsi ii g Tjjo (5a into her system. Dr. Hunt, of the Facu! ty of Rush College, responded to a call, and found the puient in a very low con dition. He proceeded to take some sixteen oun ces of blood from the arm ot a young bro ther of the girl, and injected it into her veins. The patient went into a comatose condition, ana it was found that still more of the vital fluid was necessary. Another supply was drawn from a sister of the in valid and wa injected, and finally a third supply from another brother, about ten years of age thirty-six ounces of warm, living blood being thus conveyed into the system of the young woman within a few hours. The event is not yet determined, though the prnsp ets of recovery arc very hopeful, if the lungs are not too nearly destroyed If the disease is only incip ient, it is thought that life and health will be restored. This experiment is the only one of the kind ever attempted in the West, and is very rare elsewhere, though it has been tried with success. The re sult in this case will be anxiously looked for, not only by the friends of the patient, but by the scientific world generally. The Shield f Faith. When Epami nondas had received his death-wound on the battle-field, be asked with bis fast fail ing breath,, if the enemy had taken his buckler. On beine told that it was safe. that the enemy bad not so much as laid a hand upon it, he laid down again peace fully to bis soldiers death. So when the soldier of the red cross comes to bis dying hour, his failing hand reached out to his trusty shield of faith, which has borne him safely through many conflicts. If it is safe, all is well. He can rest his head upon it, as upon a downy pillow, and breathe his life away ia the joyous hope of a glorious resurrection. "Now," said the bishops to John Huss, ss the fagots were piled a bo at hi in, "we commeud thy soul to the devil." "But I," said Huss, lifting bis eyes to heaven, "do commit my spirit into Thy bands, O Lord Jesus Christ; to Thee I commend my spirit, which Thou hast re deemed." He wore a shield which no fire of per secution could destroy. Free Masonry iu Rome. One old Capuchin, whom I came upon the other evening near the Fomm Rnmanum, work ad himself into a kind, of 'divine rage about the Free Masons, and bis hearers seemed to take a good deal of interest in the minute and particular way in which he described the machinations of that 'ac cursed, blasphemous and impious ere v.' It is rather curious, by the way, to fi.id how large an are this "aboratnatian of Free Masonry" subtends iu the clerical imagination here at Rome. The "Free Masons" seem te be regarded now aa the Turks were in the time qf Paul III. Tbey are charged, and this in the lead ing prints of Rome, with being at the bot tom of all the "liberalism" of the age; wi.hi xciting a fatal influence over the minds of princes, and with perverting the policy of empires. Certainly I do not believe there is to be found another place in the world in which so much is heard and thought of "Free Masonry" as here aad now. W. H. Hurtbut's Letter from Home in New York VTorW.

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